#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Weirdos talk
Gorilla chat is less friendly
Thats ur wife with her husband 456
heh?
Since u have been kicked out
umm wats happening?
rookie numbers
We are talking about next revolution
Whats double xp this week?
When are the weekly sales coming?
Both asking same question
Not yet
Never, gta online has been canceled
Are u guys step sis
I want x3 gta$ on cayo perico
never happening
You are not alone
shut up
I want a billion as a gift
Keep dreaming
Should I buy an Savage?
No shut up
Buy a grammar textbook first
it has a powerful machine gun so go for it
English isn't my first language
oooooooooooof
💀
._.
Inglish should be first language
English
Inglash
Donde esta la biblioteca
nah english doesn't have a different word for male cat and female cat
Just say cat
language rating 0/10
sign language is the best language
Inglish is my 3rd language
What time Double xp coming?
1-2 hours
propably in 15min, could be later
Be patient
Gmt 9am
we also have at least 4 words for horse
that sounds stupid
Anyone wanna help me get money I’m really poor
why use many word when few word do trick
And I’m a nice guy 😊
😊
Eh creep
😂😂
Creepah, awww man
there is a difference between a work horse, the horse who you ride on, a strong male horse (more times a joking way to call a man) and a female horse
I don't care what horse you have I'm gonna fuck it anyways
....🎵🎵my pony waiting 🎵🎵
Horse are not meant to be fucked psycho
says who?
Wifus are
Says horse
Guys really y’all gonna fuck a horse now
Neigh
Yes
All those against say neigh
Gonna ride the horse in a different way
Sus
I call my horse the tiger
Is the update here?
man I said "poor horse"
Nej
sus
What
No
go to sleep
It's not here
go to sleep
Shuddup neeb and buy the game
Its a translation tool issue
go to sleep 😡
google translate doesn't know Lithuanian
Who says i use googlw translation
you
I use Lithuania translator
gog tra
G trans
g t
Sounds different.
g r
. .
Every human being is good
The Tool of Translation provided by The Google Company
It doesn't matter if you're white, asian or black
Your flesh will satisfy my hunger equally
You're about to get banned
enjoy the ban
Polish?
@devout viper didn't tag tgg he just said his name
2hour till weekly
Sky
Don't get so triggered snowflake
Good you came at a right time the fight is still starting
1....2....3.... FIGHT!
Lol
I'll pass
okay
U won
Congratulations to @devout viper for defeating @mint zealot
Ohh, another juicy fight 
Chil chil the fight ended
Sure


🍿🍿🍿
@devout viper u gonna fight or not
🎵🎵hit me with you best shot🎵
We all are waiting 
Ok it started

Aww thanks babe
who are you again?
No one knows I’m 2 slick

I want rockstar to add a nuke
You mean the orbital Canon?
1 million per shot
No no no no no
Yes but OC Mk2
that sounds like an awful idea
1 million to kill everyone in the lobby
that sounds great for me,cause I usually have bad days seeing dead people makes me smile
1 mill is nothing buddy
already saw allot in reality thats why now Im in house arrest
Nah, atleast 3mil but that will be a rlly rlly bad Idea
And I thought I was edgy
U my kinda people
Marry me
@muted zealot there are also hackers who can give themselves infinte money
What a beautiful love story

Dont talk to me about those child touchers
I dont mod
I just want to see LS in fire
We thought that MK2 oppressor was a bad idea and couldn't get worse
imagine fps drop lmao
You a girl ?
nah,but for you I can be

For your flat bank account it is
I'm calling the police
Im 10
I’m going to leave
Why every time I do alt+F4 rockstar tells me are sure about that? like bruh
Unlimited orbital cannon without cooldown is what hackers use or even spawn exploding cars on every single person on the lobby
no mk2 oppressor for me its too easy
who said no cooldown?
yes let their be cooldown
I just wanna see people suffer
Because Rockstar cares about its player base a lot
Hackers
I'll do it

you dont get it
I mean an actually nuke
where all players in the lobby get that workld war2 sound that abomb is coming
typo on point
And boomm
Fps drops
Screen shakes
the only ones save are those in facility and bunkers
safe
damn rockstar if only you listiend to me
how about you play a game where you can actually nuke people?
Fallout
They definitely do 💀
boring
fallout
A nuke costs 16.3 mill irl so if R* added nukes it will be around 10 mill for a nuke which is easy to get and will kill the game
what time does the update come out its 17 mins after the usual time
I was thinking more about DEFCON but fallout is an okay alternative
Is killing whoever I see on sight not caring about their level considered griefing?
I just broke up last night got pissed came to the game and rain hell
Self preservation
Give it an hour or two
sd gundam g generation overworld one of the robot littelary have nuke bazoka
well yeah
Kd went from 0.8 to 1.88
But seeing dead people makes me happy
suffering people makes me smile
staying up until 4am is already bad for me 😭
and dying people gives me 0rga6m
🤨
and the robots in Evangelion can literally trigger the end of all life, so my show wins

the play super robot war
#bringNukestoGTAonline
there is already a nuke
no
Just be glad u didn't meet any modder or tryhard in that 
oc is useless 1 guy only
I did
mf tried to lock me in a cage but I was in my ruiner 2000
Xd
I met tryhards too 41-6 they left
Why
are
u
gae?
Ohhh u mean wonna be one
Because pussy and dick feel good in my mouth
you are supposed to say I'am not gae
No
then I say you are gae
No

I guess even the free mode heros couldnt stop me
Bi
good
Unlike your dad I came back
I wanna get 100 members in my server

Weekly update here already?
my bday is in 13th march
He did and he come in me
Naah don't think so
I don't think so not yet
Whens weekly content
Nope
@short lake lol we said the same thing lol
Weekly
this is c0ckstar dude what do u expect?
ded
Fagstar
In a couple of hours I think not sure
urmomininmyrooSTAR
But it's today @wintry heron
Thanks
That was a good one
Ik
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Here it comes
I think thats enough exp today,I go back to a session and make them belive in the devil
Hold up thats a mod?
damn
What's the best way to get RP ?
Sorry I just saw you playing roblox so I made a joke
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play missions
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What missions ?
Any
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what's the new podium and prize ride
c0ckstar last brain cell
I only play cayo does that count ?
I dont think thats the best way for cayo
do ceo jobs
Cayo is life
I got 80 mil from cayo
Cayo is super boring after a while
But money’s
Yes,but the money is worth it
In trying to get 500 mil to buy every car in game
No mone asked
Yh no
L
can anybody tell me what stuff we are getting off this week my gta wont log in
like I said
I know just wanted to tell everybody about my journey
C0ckstar last braincell
We don't know yet
hmm
No one cares about the journey of a broke peasant
get rich then come
I'm already rich
How much cash accumulated?
I got around 100 mil from cayo alone
what do you own?
but you said 30 mil
cash accumulated not how much u have
Who asked?
L
take the L
And leave
cause Leave starts with L
and thats all u got
an L
Then what is it ?
how much u have since the begiining?
like total cash
mine is 80 million
u talking about urs? cause Im the Guy
L
ratioed
peasant
cancelled
your bald
is the update out
instead of talking about them why not get them?
Beginning of what ?
Thanks Ima yeet now
He can beat ur mom tho
Hahah byeeee
No but I’ll let you know if there’s a update
#bromance
Y’all, is the update here…
Naah
Why is it late today?
Keep you updated
No like @devout viper dads who didnt came when he went for milk
Lmfao, what did he do?
If the update is here yk tgg will be up
sold his mom on the dark web for 50 cents
nah
its not anything serious
he just said anyone think they can beat me in trash talk
little did he know Im from Cod
lmao
there is one, if u have done the Doomsday heist u will u will know
Update is out
Too much toxic 💀
That 4 man heist?
Hell nah I dont need anymore therepy
4 man heist are gae
never doing them again
who asked ?
what is new
no1 has to fucking ask i can say whatever i want
@devout viper his dad
see this is why ur so lonley
U cant peasant

i meant in the update
I asked in his dm
well true



someone kidnapped me in rp
why you gotta bring my personal live here
Level 5K with a kd of 0.66 LMAOO
it's a 2-4 man heist
Bruhhh moment
byee I go listen to nba youngboy and cry now
@slender stag i got kidnapped in what do i do
Damn
You got kidnapped
I'm ded
man has a gun
k?
use code
what code
Ahh i forgot
wait
Y want me to save y
How good is the deluxo ?
pretty bad
not very good
it's fun
Nahh
but that's ab it
That's what I thought also
u can spin
What abt its rockets ?
It's just a fly car
shut up kyle
Well is the ruiner good ?
yes 
ruiner rockets r good

ruiner itself is ok
the normal one is bad, but the fully loaded one is a beast
the perfect fly swatter
Coming


You know what I'm gonna buy the scramjet instead
try not to end up in water
Already have it
but no fun jumping ability:(
can't use scramjet for heists right?
Btw how do I activate nitro on my zr ?
nitro?

Yes
ඞ
there is a button for it
I think it's X
are u trying to be funny
Ok what's the button on controller ?
ඞ
like amongus died when it was made
nope just getting the vietnam flashbacks
💀
probably A, or just push buttons and see what happens
K thx

Bruhh that game tho
Dead and forgotten
its trash tbh so much unfunny kids


how do i respawn in rp bruv

Ur ded forever


not rockstar

i was tryna do a payphone mission and like 3 guys came to triple team me for no reason i hate this game
Should I buy the toreador or the deluxo but I have the oppressor mk 2
toredor
i bet u liked it
Why not both
are u an emo?
I'm an eli
gang bang ? 😳
u look like an emo no offence
😳
Which one first
Toreador
??
toreador
Oh my god so funny I'm literally cry ritenow
There are far worse things in this world than to be emo
XDD
nobody cares kyle
i care , sorry
why gta online keep kicking me out
take ur bf and go
Like a furry
furries r ok

Like being either cringe a communist or woke
at being cringe
Can't forget about dream stan 
whats the button to scroll thru the radio stations
Dream stans don't deserve human rights

What 
how to change the fucking radio station bro
Mouse wheel or Q
there is a whole server called dreamsexual
Idk you're on pc and im on ps4

You could always be an emo furry
q
Q and use mouse scroll
q and scroll
That's server built different

Did rockstar forget the update lol
today
It’s usually out by now
its stunt series


If you ever have kids always tell them “ You may disappoint me at times but I pray I never see the day that you turn into cringe “
its out for me
Meh
today
whats in it
Wise words strangers

stunt series or sum
I have been trying to log in but my game kept crashing
Podium Vehicle of the Week: Declasse Drift Tampa
Yehh GTA online 
If I ever have kids I will just abandon them in a forest and hope they get raised by wolves or bears
what changed in the new update
gtaOnline working for you guys??
Chad
Ye 
Let me check
says its having touble syncinc important catalogue data 
you serious?
my game keeps crashing
Yes, 10000%
Just stop for a while
that not fucked up at all

Should I get the faggio mod?
Considering that most people nowadays don’t use birth control or give a crap about getting rid of the unborn child why do we have the feeling that’s going to happen a lot more often due to irresponsible people who don’t want to be Moms
I know, I would be such a good mother
Has what 
Yes 
yeah guess imma go play something else
A girl??
what does it even do lol
no but you will be in jail
“ I’m going to fuck your dad and give him a child he actually loves”
Don't play genshin
yeah totally

whats genshin?
god bless ur child
Idk maybe gta crashed on pc
Nice one man 
its a game for egirls
It's what you call a group of fat incels
girls with mind problems

genshin? you mean impacting yo mama
Correct
Who are still much more pleasant to be around than modern day feminists
Straight up factss
it says some problem with maintance
wtf
BRUH
fucking ass game
ass servers
Idiot
i want gta
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XDD
1 boost is 3.99 fyi
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still
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you could buy something better
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and 10 cents for me rn
like food
cuz my nitro is about to end
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being rich doesn't mean paying for stupid shit
that's called retardism
ratio + don't care + stfu
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i mean whats ur problem? are u paying?
I'm not the one getting mad over what people do with their own money
I'm about to end in 2 months
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man just want attention
The weekly sales dropped

shut the fuck up random ass kid
Digitalisation into having trouble syncing important catalogue data with the server please try again and check for information about outages in schedule main maintenance if they should proceed please check out our GTA online connection troubleshooting that please return to grant of 225
Wdym??
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That is?
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What the fuck is that
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to me you're the random kid who should stfu
Game is still opening
😂
did the podium vehicle update?
u literally joined the server today
💀
yes
Interesting
Ratio + no one ask + not your problem
and you're random to mr
dude stop being pathetic
ok?
Must be some loser bozo
hey guys help me decide, what is the best to buy? terrobyte or kosatka?

Kosatka

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kosatka
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Kosatka bro
And sparrow too
When video when video when video
huh?
For the kosatka
Kosatka and then grind cayo for 24 hour with no life
does terrobyte has a missions included? or nah?
Y need it trust .e
how does that work
the only 1 pathetic is u
Never
Yes but kosatka is better
Client job
nah it's you for paying for a name color
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Sad
They pays y like 30k
i paid for nitro lmao and i boosted cuz i can
why tf would i waste 2 boosts
podium is drift tampa
And y need to wait for like 5-10 or something
i have 1 left
sigh
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Yes this is how I look like rn
Atleast its free 
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say less
Get good kid
true
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i can do that for unlimited time?
english 1000000
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and u can get nitro for free lmao
just win a giveaway
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i did 1

:)
Can someone sponsor me a gaming monitor? I can offer cookies
yes use that link you received in dms😂😂
Threating😏
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do they have herbs in them
no? u can win giveaways check #🎁〢giveaways

Only if you want
Normal monitor would do it too
yes as magical as possible please 😉
i actually have better things to do than hope for the chance of getting a name color
Legendery motor sports
Inveterate coquette D10
Warstock
Barrage
Blazer Aqua
Armored Boxville
Wastlander
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Brew if you want drugs just hit me up smh

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how many set ups do i have to do first before the actual perico heist?
u clearly know nothing about nitro or discord
my man thinks nitro gives u a role

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5 or 6 if im not wrong
i can use discord to find and sell my stuff and play heists
Wait y new??
I think that's all the sales
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I can help with setup or something
non of that needs me to pay anything
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omg fr!?!?! no way dude
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Lol
so?
Moment

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can u do this?
I'm talking about nitro

You forgor about gta being free on epic games 

@wintry heron
no way, narc

I ain't no fucking pig
narc's fine
What is this about this time
Idk
Nothing
Ded chat
About yo mooooomomomoomoo
Interesting
are u a cow or sum shit?
You meant @drowsy zinc ?
@wintry heron u quit talking? 
Think so
no the other cow saying mooomomooomoo

Look he has Nitro he is out of our league
Yeh he's like "why buy nITro???
I'm not jealous I'm not jealous
There is the stupid one again...
Who 

.
guys my game was stuck for 15 minutes now I can move I am gonna check what stuff are on off and discounts
dont
Cool
Interesting
Perhaps I'm a cow. But perhaps I'm monkey insert Drake Monkey Meme

tgg is on

She said yo you love me I tell her I'm MONKEY
Exactly *edit: uno reverse

monkay
Nice one
@latent thorn u should check what u said "exactly" for
I need monkey without k
is there any way to check all the changes in the weekly update without waiting for a newswire?
Gues you are right (still don't get it)
nah like whats 2x money
.
Do every job to find out
.
Stop being lazy smh
got u ima do that
Krieger or emerus? 
kreiger cuz its cheaper and kinda better
Wait, i think emerus is cheaper
its like 3.8mil right
Oh boi
or am i confused with some other vehicle
I forgor

small bread
how can i request my kosatka? i just bought one atm
He did me dirty


big bread
XD
Interaction menu
services - kosatka
@wintry heron ay bro what happned?
bro what happened to the servers
Crying to his mom and begging to buy nitro
lmfao
Ls car meet veichle
Karin calico GTF
Challenge place top 1 for 5 days in a row in pursuit race
decent
And what else?
@wintry heron
Same
some shit cars
this update is shit
How much percent on the cars
Just watch youtube lol
yes
is it good?
its shit
damn
so far this is what i found
all discounted cars + podium car is trash
2x hardest target adversary
some of the contact missions are 3x money but it seems randomized

well that sucks
damn
cockstar did us dirty this time
Shit week
last week was pretty awesome
Always has been from the start
nah the repo missions are 3x guys we're fine 💀
and rockford roll if youve ever heard of that mission LMAO
ah yes then its best week in 1039823 years yes
omfg
chode mission
oh 30% off armory so I guess I'll finally buy the stungun and the emp launcher
emp launcher useless tbh
Do I get cargobob?
dammit
i was literally gonna buy that 2 hours ago but spent 800k instead on a vehicle workshop that only uses 5 cars
ikr...
stungun has a 30sec cooldown so thats also useless
i ma buy a stilt apartment and a soccer mom car and live my life
you need some kids first
Is weekly update out?

easy to find in gta nowadays 😂
XDDD
i was gonna upgrade the vigilante with the workshop but was kinda sad when i found out it dodnt work in the agency workshop
ja check tez2

the bmw suv is a good soccer mom car
lol that's rough
im an independent catto thank you very much 
i was sitting there staring at the list of 5 cars i didnt own and probably wont own
Tgg uploaded the weekly vid
how did he get the list
Finally thx
um yes he did
Bruh I'm watching it now
dm me the link
Chek your notifications
no granger 😦
im going back to cod zombies this week is so ass
sent it
Plants vs zombies garden warfare 2
of all the tuners put up as prize ride, R* still hasn't put up the S2 I wonder why
Whats double money
simeon missions
south central leak and some adversary mode
and hardest ttarrget
simeon is 3x
Twice as much
Yuck
yea yuck
And discounts?
tbh simeon missions is the best of them all tbh
just watch the vid on tgg yt channel
eh update sucks tbh
yeah same for me
but i did watch it
got da link
this man tgg whipped up a video in like 15 mins and just started playing some esacape from tarkov like its nothing
cant judge anyone these days 
thank god i havent buy drift tampa

thats why he was speedruning it
thank god the only thing i win is clothes because that car is bad








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