#🚔┃gta-discussion
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I’m sorry I don’t use discord much 😭
Anyone know why maude isnt contact me
Like the ones mutes u for no reason?
Jk
They always give reason
Just invalid
Jk

What lvl are u?
Bruh what
Who is maude
Yep that's is important too
That fat lady?
She probably had kidney failure
Wait u probably gonna get message from Maude later
My Trevor killed her
I think.....
Like what level
Mad respects

if you know
Idk
ok
My first time I playing GTA 5
Mabey reach level 50?
I was like level 10 something
Ok
Then got the message from maude
Yeh
Bc im trying to get the stone hachet
I honestly can’t remember when Maude called me
How the f u do that
To get 25 kills
Bruh she's dont call
What? She called me to look for the stone hatchet
Call?
I remember finding it on the mountain too
Like talking?
maude just texts
She give pic rite ?
i think
Yea she would call me
Well GTA online player dont exactly talk
Yepp
Then text me the location
Bruh there's on yt too
Teaches us even mute mens can be rich

Yepp
Maude should have a bounty hunting buisness
Yeah
ye
Yeh man
I agree
Splendid
Maybe another GTA 5 online. Update😱 😱
But she wanted to live a family life
Maude be the heist boss
So Trevor killed her
😂
Enough

Lester probably has alot of money to afford stuff for heists but his house 💀

She sat on Trevor
That’s why we don’t see him anymore
Wait that's not what happened

I remember shooting on the head

Maude
With ur gun??
Bruhh u can do that??
😂
Yeah
😂 👎 
After the last mission

Howww????

U did not just call me a simp for Maude of all people 💀
Heheh just kidding man


Need a grabber, u get 15%
Must be experienced
Bonds and 3 gold
Stfu 🤡
On pc 😩
Post this man to the right address
Oh
How?
This is a certified ps players classic
Its not b2b
anyone wanna go offroading
Bike??
Ur not slick bro we caught u in 4K
Scammer
Ok then....
If anyone wants to help dm me
Again
Skem
Pc players
Skem

Skemmer
He was in the cayo ps chat and someone showed me proof of him scamming so he panicked and changed his name then made a new account to try to hide it

I used to play dank
Yo what
That's like
Caught in 4k


No
Our eyes only register 4k 😱
Yep

What type of bird is ur pfp?
Why there no 8k emoji
Blue bird
Its a birb
I could go for some nice chicken rn

💀
That a naruto reference? 👀
No is twitter reference
Uh

Let me decide
No naruto

Its a real blue bird reference
Genshin and anime not good for eyes

I have the power of god and anime on my side
True
Cap
🦍
A bird who is pregnant
I have main character syndrome
i will easily beat you
🤣

No, its my dinner

Pregnant bird😳 😳
That's 2 birds dinner
nonono

I just wanna point out that pigeons are the only birds that produce milk
wtf
Don’t ask how I know that
Yk you could take a selfie with a pig and # tag it #selfie with dinner?
Milk??😳 😳 
I want I want
Ok


It’s actually legal to kill birds with rocks in public
U can't spell it
Not me
Lunor any good??
Lord not u 🙏🏻
Just bought a vigilante scramjet and toreador totally have no idea
Just get the Luxor
Im trolling, arguably the worst purchase in the game

Not fly near my home
Beuh
Better get the faggio one
Faggio Mk2 is releasing in February apparently
I wanted the deluxo but I have an oppressor so I feel like it defeats the purpose of having one 😔

Duke o death is overpriced
Stronger than opressor mk2 and has lock on jammer
Yeah free aint worth it
ik
Def gonna buy it
The strippers are overpriced
Bruh it's free
💀 💀 💀
Im trolling again tho
Stripper are not overpriced rite
Strike 2
I think the nightclub one
I have to pay 10k for 1 stripper to have maxed out happinesses
Like the popularity dont matter rite
Down horrendous my guy
I dont even try

What a waste of money
They see my 2 balls and decide they are happy enough

😳 😳
But it’s only 10k 😭
Wtf
My glistening bootycheeks make them even happier

🤣
Anyone on ps4 wanna make me get chrome? Need like 25 more wins
tf is going on
dk
We’re talking about how to get max happiness with the strippers
Ima go touch some grass now
Hoes should be grateful to get any dick
Forbidden word, can mods please delete this?
We can’t duck the strippers tho 😭
Whats grass
Its 40 degrees celcius outside for me, im not gonna touch damn grass
Strippers are just hoes in panties
Can’t say I’ve never seen daylight before
stay pure my guy,i once used the terrorbyte to see who is not pure,we killed that guy ,tho enjoyed the explict practices ourselves later,in game right?
Ok
Daylight? You mean the light from the screen?
No strippers are just female twitch streamers that don’t stream
They stream somewhere else
How much is a kuruma?

Armored*
Sadly I did an experiment where I spent a whole hour 5 different times having sex with hookers to see if my character would die from stamina
Noooooo
My boy Kyle 😭
🥴🥴🥸🥸🤡🤡
Emotional Damage
They got him too early
Bozo
Should I buy Suppressor for AR and Sniper ?
What’d he say tho
These streets ain’t safe 🙏🏻
Yeah it helps for stealth missions
Ok
They crawlin with beeches
Idk he hasn’t said anything for like 10 minutes 😭
now I'm curious


Harambe
he died for science
If he is just mutted ,he'll be back soon 

Does anyone know why tgg tries to be family friendly when playing a rated M game?
Alot of 9 year old Timmies play the game

And those other Johnnies who cant play it because they arent 50 years old can only watch it
Whats best way to get money for me so I can get CEO
Ive only done simeon missions
and
Head hunter
Ceo office is free
There is a free one atleast
With the criminal enterprise pack
What businesses do u have?
None
I think I just got a warning lol
????

Oh was it someone else?

Nah just pain and suffering and a cup of coffee
@placid mica my boy wants to appeal for an unmute, can you help
Free Kyle 🙏🏻
He will even suck your ba-… he’s very sorry
you don't get to appeal for mutes, only warns
My boy did nothing wrong
Dam
Why my name like that
My name is very easy to @
Can u check the tickets there’s a dude that got scammed hard and the scammer made multiple accounts
Its just a casual russian letter
there's probably a trial mod in the ticket already
Oh ok
sup
@placid mica i havent got a dm from alt dentifier
Hows ur day so far @placid mica

?whois 791197005832650752
🌺
That’s the funniest emote on here I swear
;profile 791197005832650752

im fucking hungry
Then eat
im about to make a fuckin hot dog with an air fryer
Air fryers are just mini ovens
your moth..
I said it
nevermind. anger management
And I don’t regret it
doesn't matter what you regret
ur entire species got bodied by a rock
@placid mica do me
it matters what you do
Who is me
What if they're just men
Brings a whole new meaning to Far from home

Imma just stay quiet before i say somn homophobic
dw i checked, you're good to go you don't need it
I feel like if I ever got famous I’d get canceled in seconds
ok thanks
Same
that's a spiderman and a spiderwoman 😭
I literally can't tell the difference

💀
Quick question: last night, I was playing online, I got the Nightlife Leak mission ready to go, and my game crashed. I rebooted it, did a hitman mission, got the payout, then it crashed again due to shitty internet. Now it’s showing that I’m still waiting on Imani to let me know about the Nightlife Leak and I can’t request any more hitman missions from Franklin because it says I have to do one first
Has anyone else had this happen
Be glad it’s not Peter Parker and Peter Porker
if you had the full picture you'd know lol
ok
What type of sussy stuff they doing tho hell nah
lol
gta needs to improve their security

yo
Don’t do hit man missions u have to do agency asset missions to progress
I gotta go watch spiderman far from home
Ok
a modder gave me all the weapons in the game should I be concerned?
Far from home sucked
Welpp, you might need to wait again for the call,try afk for sometime ,if that doesn't work maybe r* support they barely do anything tho
u probably shouldnt have said it
Very much, incoming ban perhaps
Tom Holland’s first 2 movies were trash
unless you asked him for it, it's okay
Yeah cus he never got an origin story like toby and andrew
Main reason why they fucked him up
Imo
Bro I hate that uncle Ben hasn’t been in any mcu movie yet
They replaced him with aunt may
New spiderman into the spiderverse looks kinda cool tho
Little Iron boy jr
I dug the first movie
U know Tobey maguires rumored to be in it
Damn
Andrew as well
Ik Spider-Man Japan is gonna be in it cause the real dude asked
They spoiled it to everyone when the movie came to the cinemas because they put andrew and toby in the movie cast list online
Smh
Spiderman japan?
Back in the late 70s Spider-Mans first live action appearance was a Japanese tv show
I didnt say that
The dude wanted to be in no way home but obviously that wasn’t gonna happen so Sony decided to add him in into the spider verse 2
We just don’t know if it’s gonna be a cameo or if it’s a straight up role
Nah man if u look up what Japanese Spider-Man looks like you’ll see he looks goofy
Mhm yeah we have no leaks whatsoever
Goofy in a badass way or just goofy…
I just think it was a nice thing to do since he asked to be in a new Spider-Man movie when he was the first
Is he still alive tho
Nah just goofy lol they’ll probably joke about the way he talks and looks in the movie
Not to be rude
Like peter porker basically
Yeah that’s how he kept asking to be in the movie 💀
Damn my bad
I actually see him being that type of role yeah
Forgot you need to be alive to do something like talk
But then he’ll only voice act?
Yeah tbh that’s probably the main reason they decided to let him in the movie
Fr I’m actually kinda hyped to see him in it
Yo
I pray to god we get PlayStation Spider-Man in that movie 🙏🏻
Who want to hel0 me with hiest?
Which one?
I want a playstation just for the spiderman exclusive
Casino
Dos anyone want to do rally race
Spider verse 2?
Isn’t that the miles morales show or something
Yes
i switched to ps5 tho
Lord forgive this child for saying Spiderverse is a show 🙏🏻
Ok nvm then
Anybody bought GOW ?
Im back guys
Series*
just call them movies bro
I really need to talk to moderator rite now
They aren’t,

what
Dawg
Who me?
ah nvm
Kyle ur free 😭
We thought we lost u
We started talking about the spider verse movie 2
Say something that rhymes with it

I’m trying to figure out how u got muted but that scammers walking like nothing happened
Smh
Chat Hello
Yep
Hallo
Nice name lol
Hey Kyle hows it going
Thanks mate
By mistakes I didn’t do
Why lol

Okk
Kyle got did dirty
This server must be hate me or something
damn..
Yep
that's sad..
Yeh
rip 🙏🙏


Can y’all report blitz in the meme chat for killing the vibe in there?
Like holy fuck bro I’m tryna laugh not argue
which chat
Yeh which chat
But i don’t wanna get ban tho I talk to muh

Nah just report the dude
This BLITZ guy right?
Yep
Got it
Thanks chief 🙏🏻
Yoo wsg
Pain and suffering wby?
Yeah sure bro it's done LMAO
Hell yeah
relatable
Yo Putin y play rite now?
Bro I was arguing with him and this other dude the entire night just cause I told the other guy to post his boring pic of the sky in the garbage chat
play what?
ok so im in a little bit of a pickle
Gta 5
do i but the chumash bunker and max it out including upgrades
I play Sometimes
and moc
Chumash is easily the best value for money bunker
Yo solo sale??
or farmhouse bnunker and max it out
Chumash is better
Just wait for the big truck one
Cheap and Closer To City
What about route 68
so chumash and moc
Avenger
I mean it's good but only if ur a regular grinder for mcs and all
Yep
But route 68 is near my clubhouse
But I bought the Chumash
Chumash
Not bad tho
Buying on the discount we had like a weeks ago
Mainly coz how close they r, idk who grinds mc in 2021
Totally worth
Chumash is easily the best
Yepp close to the city
OMFG stay away from that shit
Yacht?
even though I have 40 mil (bragging) I regret buying that shit
But theres yacht missions rite
There r
Yep
But..
i was joking bout the yacht
There r more meaningful things to do in lyf
lolololol okk
Yep
For a sec, yes, LMAO

yk
how much does 15% give in cayo
since i need 2.2m for kosatka
and people only give me 15
Depend on the target
oh
^
yes
Yes
yup
oh ffs
real question is don’t we all? 
Doesn't matter
^
but now i need to grind everything back
You are level 11 shit
He cud be Smurfs who knows
Lol
cud?
should I just buy the kosatka and start solo grinding
Could
Yep
Level 11 shit
Just do it
Buy the sparrow dont forgot that
im gonna solo grind after i gget kosatka
yup
And y can fast travel
yeah ima do it
I did solo for few weeks
Y know for prep and stuff
Untill i was bored going to main dock
how much do you make tho
Whose in your profile pic
from doing it solo
Bruh so many people ask this
1-3-1.8mil
Her name is aria Nina
1.2-1.8 mil + per heist( depends on what you get)
Don’t have enough for sparrow
Broke
Idk
when i did cayo on xbox id never use sparrow
Businesses
How tho
Maybe I’m on pc
i would use oppressor
which one
What lvl are u?
The special cargo one or bunker
Mc business too
But I think try mc business for
First
Bunker is best when upgarded staff/machnies
Followed by cocaine,meth lab, cash
69
Yep
I love that
But don’t upg the staff yet
Sussy baka
88 is better

Than 69 lvl
In bunker u upgrade the equipment and staff
For 1 sale vehicles get like 210k
Easy
On the other hand
Mc business
Until oppresor walks in and blow u up
Yep
That’s why I play solo public
@slender stag did you pull an all nighter

Patience
Aka me
Wdym?
Bruh everything is y

@slender stag did you stay up all night
U not my father
Yes im a daddy material

@slender stag you were up on the group chat pretty late
He's a boy
Wdym
So?
So?
I love u so
OS?

Ko
What did this chat turn into
GTA discussion
Shitshat
Its a GTA discussion
any1 low lvl and broke? i got a cayo mission ready and wanna help some beginners. 😛 pls know what ur doing though! as I dont have a lot of time.
Yeah im 125 low
Wait
Im short 100mil
Earlier u said u level 7
Your 69
On Xbox ??
No
Oo
69 is a segg number

I took a bath finally

so no one actually low lvl and need money lol
games gotten to easy
Nobody on PC is poor they all mod
Bruh shut up u

Some people say that BST stands for Bull shark testorone but what they didn't know is that It can also stand for...hmph
Here's the list and brace urselfs:
Bitch sickness touch
Bot soup tick
Baby simp temperature
Bit simple tip
Bite sissy temper
Butt script tower
Bull shit Timothy
Bath shower tinder
Bet she tinkle
Bop said Tiffany
Bin say tiny
Bob soil Timmy
Benny swing torch
Bill slut topics
Brain slushy thot
Etc etc........

All that wait for this essay
Bruh
No one's reading that eassy

Hii
I'm new to gta
Wait
Hello bitch @jhon cena#9847
We can't see him
Good now ask for refund
Go with story mode
Done
Its pretty fun
Ye
I love it
Welcome to the online world
Lamar at airport .,,
Here u start with poverty
Go on sensie
I wish i could help you
Why can't u
But you have decided your faith moment u bought ps
I have a pc

A good pc
Without graphic card

Bruh
I3
👎 no
Without rgb keyboard
Ya mama so fat she lives in 2 timezones
1TB HDD
BURNN
720p moniter

100% disk full
wtf
Boo
Ya boo
Fans stopped working

4GB ram
Panik
More panik
Ddr3
Calm

Windows 7
We now have almost ddr⁵
That’s natural
Yep
But ddr 3 ok I think
For budget y know
GTA can run it

Shuts down the moment u click start
cuz its heating up
Sus
Deleted that
If u get that then u sus asf
Y gonnna get mute and minus point
So you're playing ps cuz your pc is restarting since 2hrs
Don't worry. Work on it. It will get better

That’s not bad
I think he still got that cd/disc driver in his pc
That's how he reinstalls windows on it
The armored kuruma is so OP against cops
Until u get duke o
Ya mama so ugly when she goes in the dentists office the dentist tells her to turn over
Duke kinda bad imo
Noob
Not funny i cried
Guys what’s dns 1.20 the deathmatch map
Idk
Some people say that b2b stands for Back to back but what they didn't know is that It can also stand for...hmph
Here's the list and brace urselfs:
Bitch to bitch
Bit to Bit
Bot to Bot
Blank to blank
Bobby to Bob
Bitzy to Betty
Bigger to big
Butt to beings
Be to becoming
Bull to Benny
Bop to Ben
Bill to billing
Boring to benefit
Ball to beef
Bye to Becky
Bike to bust
Busy to boom
Boy to bear
Beat to bed
Etc etc......
I know no one is going to read this but I'm only making people laugh out loud so no worries no problem everyone
Hey
how do you play in public races like circuit races or something because i cant unlock a skin color for armored kuruma and the game says i need to do 26 laps or something
Can somebody help me make 2.4mill please
U can do heist
do cayo
🚫 charlie the bin, that command is disabled in this channel.
nauty charlie..
#🤖┃bot-commands
i cant find it anywhere
hi
Nope
"My guy"
Its alr if its rp
Its ok to be banned
Its okay to be hot
hi
doing it once is as bad as doing it 50 times
if they did ban you
you wouldnt get off the hook because you did it once
dude
doing it at all is bannable
bro ur still using a glitch in either way
thats literally like saying
you modded the game once
but because you didnt mod it twice
u wont get in trouble
this isnt how it works
do what u want
i cant help someone who cant seem to understand simple logic 

They wont ban you if you do it one time
Cuz your Internet can stop working once in a while
U can have a power outage in the whole fucking area
I never tried
max stats les go including mental state shhh
Hey everyone I hope all is well I’m new to the group and GTA ONLINE. Was wondering if someone can please help me complete a few hist? I’m on PS4. Thank you very much
LFG channels
What’s LFG channels
Does anyone know the easiest and fastest way to level up?
Can I find someone who can help me make 2.5 mill there?
I'm getting a bug where all the roles are unassigned in prison break
does anyone know how to fix it
Vip work maybe
triple money and triple rp adversary mode
Yea
we're talking 4k rp every match
If i have the cutting torch do i still need the bolt cutters for secondary loot? In cayo perico heist
no
So i can use the cutting torch in the air strips sendary lootspawns`?
hi
U can use it anywhere
For any secondry loot except for the ones In the compound locked behind keycards
yes
How do I do payphone hits it says I need to be a leader to do it or something like that
how to stay afk forever in gta?
One of the ways is to watch your dj in the nightclub or sometimes watch tv in game, not sure about the tv method it maybe dosent work anymore
it is patched i think
what about going to casino?
That will kick you out,i think try the dj method or just move every 15 mins 
You need 4 to do it and er I'd recommend not doing it with randoms
How do I do payphone hits it says I need to be a leader to do it
i mean the enter casino menu
Well, that might work not sure tho
prison break with randoms flashback
I have $12 mil and I'm debating whether to spend or keep building a cash flow then do like one mass spending spree later
You need to buy an agency then atleast do5 security contracts until Franklin calls you then you need to go to the phone icon on the map, after that you can call Franklin anytime
Spend like half on stuff that will help you make more money and save the rest
K thx
Is that Gordon Ramsay with a yee yee ass haircut in your pfp 

I literally just grind cayo repeatedly and do client jobs/vip/terrorbyte missions in the cooldown I think I'm good on making money
Hello pretty people
Oh alright then it doesn’t really matter just spend whenever you want
payphone hits* not client jobs those are the terrorbyte missions 😂

How r u doing buddy
Good, thanks for asking ,hbu?
Hi
You don’t play on hard?
Just got a pink diamond on Cayo, so I am doing pretty good XD
Best mr Rubio does for me is bearer bonds , been a while since I got pink diamond
I do but I always take a break after scoping it to do those things
best he did for me was bearer bonds, but he gave me both painting slots in the office meaning the elite challenge was super easy that time round
Oooo that's cool lol imagine that guy would be so broke rn
No
It's always easy to do Cayo under 10 mins, unless ofc you have terrible secondry loot spawns
why not
Why would I give you 85%
im rank 12
the loot spawns can break a man
how the fuck do i unlock the fucking payphone hits it doesnt let me fucking do jack shit
If I was giving you 85% then it would be on fleeca job
85% on cayo and i gift nitro
how the fuck do i unlock the fucking payphone hits it doesnt let me fucking do jack shit
how the fuck do i unlock the fucking payphone hits it doesnt let me fucking do jack shit
Cringe
gotta do 5 security contracts, wait for a payphone to ring then you get your first one
after that you can call Franklin to get them
Gift nitro bruh I do not give a shit about discord no
where does it ring
at payphones on the map I think it's random
You’re literally offering me nitro 🤣
how do i know when it rings
If you have spent money on discord I will laugh at you







