🚔┃gta-discussion

[blissful bison]

literally park the sub next to the search location

[slate olive]

which prep?

[blissful bison]

sonar

[hidden tendon]

If you look at speedrun records they use longfin

[slate olive]

man that thing is ez

with assault sg

and fast travel

[blissful bison]

i literally get out with the sonar before the global signal goes

[hidden tendon]

And you have to move the sub back tot vespucci beach

[blissful bison]

no?

[mint zealot]

Not if you do the prep after finishing all the others

[hidden tendon]

Depends on what order you do the preps

[blissful bison]

do the kosatka prep when all the other are done

[hidden tendon]

Youre right

[blissful bison]

i do weapons and then other preps and then kosatka

[slate olive]

time to afk farm research

[mint zealot]

Have fun

[sour spear]

Man the vehicles on sale this week is trash

[hidden tendon]

And do you start over the weapon prep if it is the merryweather one?

[sour spear]

[hidden tendon]

Fr

[slate olive]

no warstock sale

[blissful bison]

sadge

[mint zealot]

I just use a guided missile to spread mercenary body parts all over the docks

[blissful bison]

just destroy it and do it again

or do a diff loadout

[hidden tendon]

Ait thanks

[slate olive]

the scholmberg sechs (idk how to spell) is better

707 vespucci

[blissful bison]

scholmberg seggs

[slate olive]

penris building

[blissful bison]

[blissful bison]

penis building

[gray coral]

Penis Building 😏

[slate olive]

yessir

[blissful bison]

it legit looks like a dick

[slate olive]

yes

they should have named it penis building

[hidden tendon]

Lmao

[mint zealot]

That's literally the joke

[gray coral]

fuck 707 Vespucci me and the bois like Penis Building and Schlongberg Seggs

[blissful bison]

accept my friend request

[mint zealot]

Why should I?

[blissful bison]

why not

[slate olive]

add me

[mint zealot]

Wrong answer

[hidden tendon]

Do you guys use the doorglitch or just cocaine

[mint zealot]

[shrewd grove]

What is the best setting for gta 5 the game should look clear

[blissful bison]

i steal el boobios private videos

[mint zealot]

Everything turned down

[blissful bison]

69mil for all of em

[slate olive]

i mean

sc

[gray coral]

door glitch is patched

[blissful bison]

cuz we can be friends yes

[mint zealot]

I don't want to be friends with your dog ass

not after you called me cringe

[blissful bison]

when did i call u cringe

i never did

mhm

[mint zealot]

Here

[blissful bison]

lmao did i tag u? no did i mention u? no did i reply to u? no

bro literally scrolled up so far

[mint zealot]

I literally just typed 2 words in the search bar

[blissful bison]

[hidden tendon]

Yeah the new one is trash but it is possible

[gray coral]

waste of time just take coke or even weed

or even take painting in the office if u get them

[hidden tendon]

Is 2 people better now then?

[mint zealot]

yes

[slate olive]

time to drive around in my moc cab

[blissful bison]

not really u can get more money solo either way

[gray coral]

and trigger the fuck out of griefers because they have to return and respawn their MK2 4 times?

[blissful bison]

with 2 ppl u can take like 2mil and then fencing fee is like 200k and friends cut at least 250k

[hidden tendon]

Yeah but you can get gold and just do all the preps for 70-80%

[blissful bison]

eh still solo gives u more money after all the cuts

[young urchin]

Hi

[blissful bison]

bye

[hidden tendon]

Yeah that true

[young urchin]

Yes daddy!

moans

[slate olive]

i can piss them off even more by throwing stickies

[slate olive]

or do the zentorno trick

[blissful bison]

i can hear my pc's fans spinning

[young urchin]

Poop

[blissful bison]

[mint zealot]

That means your pc is working as intended

[blissful bison]

i mean yeah its running online class gta 5 discord spotify google

[gray coral]

[amber hatch]

my pc fans aren't spinning

Only 2 more set up and then I can do prison heist

[blissful bison]

prison heist

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[thin oasis]

can I open the keycard doors for the gold in cayo perico heist solo?

hi @blissful bison

[mint zealot]

No

[amber hatch]

1 more player

There was a guy I looted near a club and I got something like a keycard for cayo perico

[mint zealot]

yes, you need that to get the perico pistol

[blissful bison]

nope

[blissful bison]

wait like another hour i will come and help u

[amber hatch]

randos leaving set up

[blissful bison]

or 30mins

[thin oasis]

nah im good

you can come if you want to though

[blissful bison]

u did all the preps?

[thin oasis]

no

i just did it

and im starting again

on hard

[timid steppe]

Anyone wanna join my cayo perico none is answering in LFG

[blissful bison]

oh nice

[mint zealot]

Read the side bar

[blissful bison]

this is not a lfg

[thin oasis]

yea i had a duo but we couldnt find the 2nd keycard

[mint zealot]

Though I guess expecting gta online players to know how to fucking read is too much

[blissful bison]

i thought u would dm me

[thin oasis]

you weren't online when i started

and i saw you online when i was done

[lament dew]

Is it bad that I spent 11mil on explosive rounds

*to get

[blissful bison]

yes

[blissful bison]

i can come now if u need help

[thin oasis]

sure

[lament dew]

Bro I was spamming research for half an hour

[blissful bison]

not literally now but after like 30mins

[thin oasis]

kk

[blissful bison]

i will dm when i can come

[lament dew]

What are you guys playing?

[mint zealot]

Hopefully a game that doesn't treat its player base like shit and is actually fun

[amber hatch]

I'm watching TV in gta

[lament dew]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[mint zealot]

In simpler terms, this game is garbage

[lament dew]

Gta?

[mint zealot]

No, call of duty 500

Of course gta

[wintry heron]

Met a cayo grinder who bought the paleto bay arcade bcz he didn't have enough money

Lmao

[jade oriole]

lmao

[hard bronze]

the hit wants me to set the targets car on fire

[lament dew]

Yh it can get boring

[wintry heron]

Noice

[hard bronze]

i didnt have molotovs

the game didnt give me a thing

[wintry heron]

Fuck cayo grinders

[hard bronze]

payphone hits are bs

[lament dew]

Rip

[shadow seal]

I brought the rockfield hill agency 🥲🥲

Or whatever its name is

It's entry is shit as hell

[lament dew]

I only do them in between Cayo

[echo light]

I bought the one in little Seoul

[shadow seal]

Same. Nice change of pace

[amber hatch]

Man princess robot bubblegum is weird

[wintry heron]

Now everyone forgot to set up a casino when i made a new account and in need of money

[shadow seal]

I have full upgraded the agency so change is no longer a option for mr

Me*

[echo light]

Lol

I don't even go there anymore

[wintry heron]

Why not u will only loose a couple mil

🤷‍♂️

[lament dew]

I’m so dumb I blew 18 mil on tuners cars and maxed the auto shop

[echo light]

Ew

[shadow seal]

Way more. Moreover, I have already completed 50 Contracts to get the trophy so I am not in a hurry

[echo light]

I was never interested in tuners

[lament dew]

And now that all tuners cars speed got nerfed I’m gonna sell them all

[shadow seal]

Auto shop is bad. If you are not a Car guy, it's pretty much useless

[echo light]

Good

[shadow seal]

Missions are crap too

Agency is way way better

[lament dew]

Fr

[echo light]

Gta is crap

[wintry heron]

[blissful bison]

just like u

[echo light]

Yesu

[shadow seal]

I do hope they fix the AI aimbot shit in E&E

That's so bad

[echo light]

They wontt

They dont give a fuck about your aimbot

[molten girder]

Can anyone give me a modded car plzz

[echo light]

They are busy with bully 2

[lament dew]

Their aim bot is so inconsistent, one mission they can’t hit a shot, the next their lasering you in a moving vehicle

[wintry heron]

NO

[shadow seal]

I mean what are the getting out of it. Nobody gonna purchase a Shark card due to aim bot. They just need to import the story mode AI in online

[echo light]

Yeah but they want to bring bully 2

[wintry heron]

Nobody buys shark cards anyway

[echo light]

Many does

[shadow seal]

Hope we could say tha

[wintry heron]

Only console players

[shadow seal]

Game would actually have been better

[echo light]

Ywah right PC player can just hack

Easy ig

[lament dew]

$100 for 8 mil

[wintry heron]

If ur on pc and buy shark cards ur dumb as hell lmao

[shadow seal]

🤣🤣

[echo light]

That's 5 cayo

[shadow seal]

Also on PS, the monthly PS+ bonus 😋😋

[echo light]

Fuck noobs

[wintry heron]

Bruh u can buy good mod menus for less

[visual blade]

Thats cheating dude

[wintry heron]

That just 1 mil

[echo light]

I can get a pussy for $100

Cat i mean

[shadow seal]

1 mil PS+, 1 mil Criminal Enterprises edition.

[hasty pelican]

Bruh

[lament dew]

Ayo bit outta pocket there bro

[shadow seal]

You can earn extra 200k

And you have the Kosatka

[echo light]

[shadow seal]

What more do you need now

[lament dew]

Get it? Pocket.. cat

[wintry heron]

Yea i mean majority of the players of pc are modders 🤷‍♂️

[echo light]

Lol

[shadow seal]

I have been playing for 2 weeks and only encountered a modder once

[visual blade]

Well Rockstar isn't doing much about them

[lament dew]

Bruh if I could I would do Cayo get 8 mil and sell it for $100 bucks that’s a god job

[shadow seal]

Rockstar security is shit

[wintry heron]

👀

[visual blade]

I was doing Cayo perico with a random and he spawned 2 oppressor mk2 there

Lol

Thats when I knew he was modder

[blissful bison]

i find a modder everytime i try to do a mission

[wintry heron]

Most of the lobbys i play on are filled w modders 😂

[shadow seal]

[blissful bison]

mfs just tp out of nowhere

[wintry heron]

Hello pretty people

And half my friends list is also modders lmao

[lament dew]

I remember when the tuners auto shop dupe was out and I was so dumb I duped my 350z but I didn’t sell it thank god

[visual blade]

[wintry heron]

Hello

[wintry heron]

😏😂

[lament dew]

Shi would ban my lvl 350 acc

[visual blade]

[visual blade]

[wintry heron]

Ohhhh you guys are talking about Modders, The Most annoying creatures in GTA online

[lament dew]

[wintry heron]

Nah they the best 😂💀

[visual blade]

Man if I would have been Rockstars head I would have banned 99% of the modders

[wintry heron]

Howww XD

[lament dew]

[wintry heron]

Nah man the anticheat is shit 😅😂

[wintry heron]

Also Cheat engine

[visual blade]

I would have made a better anticheat

Xr

Xd

[lament dew]

Every pc lobby has at least 1 modder

[wintry heron]

Fuck cheat engine that shit is vile

[wintry heron]

Facts

Cheat engine gets u banned is seconds lmao

[visual blade]

I mostly play in invite only lobbys

[blissful bison]

dats why u go to invite only

[wintry heron]

I got banned once for using it XD

[wintry heron]

😅

[lament dew]

Can u do pay phone hits in invite only?

[hushed compass]

y are gta servers so slow

[wintry heron]

Lemme guess u sold cars for an absurd amount 😂

[wintry heron]

Yeahhhhh 😂😂

[visual blade]

Lol

For how much

[crimson pond]

Guys help maude isnt contacting me

[wintry heron]

@hushed compass bro my Last name Mehta too

[crimson pond]

Any solutions?

[lament dew]

Rip

[hushed compass]

:))))

[visual blade]

Ooh aap bhi Indian

[wintry heron]

Oooo bhaioo

[visual blade]

Kya hua 😂

[wintry heron]

Kuch nai Btw kaunse state se ho aap

[visual blade]

Haryana

[wintry heron]

Break up

[hushed compass]

:)))

[visual blade]

Aap?

[crimson pond]

?

[lament dew]

Dre from karate kid or hawk from cobra Kai?

[hushed compass]

u completed all bounties

[wintry heron]

Hawk 💀

[hushed compass]

oh galat ping

[wintry heron]

Lol

[visual blade]

@wintry heron

[wintry heron]

Nvm lol jk

[crimson pond]

Oh alr

[wintry heron]

Ohh sorry mai Maharashtra,Mumbai

[visual blade]

Oh

Mai aayaa hu udhar 10-15 BAAR

Xd

Wow bhi gya tha

[wintry heron]

Ooooo Accha hai

@visual blade btw aapki age kya hai

[visual blade]

Hn
And beach to daily ka tha 😂

[wintry heron]

Oooo maje

[visual blade]

17

[wintry heron]

Ohhhh mai 16

[visual blade]

[wintry heron]

Anyways igtg lol, Exam chal rahi hai Xd

Ttyl😁✌️

[visual blade]

[simple sleet]

when is br8 going to be on sale, fuck

these bitches are playing games

[ashen pebble]

Is the insurgent pickup custom fun

[simple sleet]

it's reliable

[wintry heron]

Any tips on the contract update? I havent played in ages and looking for stuff i can do nowadays

[shadow seal]

Just play it. No tips are needed. Just make sure you have the Kuruma or Duke or any vehicle with bullet protection as your daily driver. It's gonna go gun blazing so better have these since mk2 is not allowed

Also refill your smacks and armour regularly

These missions are tough but fun (not like auto shop bullshit (

[wintry heron]

Mhm ok

[worthy belfry]

get a car like kuruma

armored tho

[wintry heron]

I kinda liked doing the auto shop "missions"

[worthy belfry]

or else your gon get fucked by the missions

[wintry heron]

I bought the rolls

[late marsh]

What the hell are you talking about the really fast and easy to do especially just spamming the rescue operation by picking up the dude in a helicopter

[wintry heron]

Recently

[worthy belfry]

facts

[late marsh]

The agency I’m not gonna lie might be the best property ever added to the game next to the arcade for the master control terminal

[signal dirge]

hello

so the solo glitch loot secondary in compound

can you glitch the basement secondary loot door??

[lament dew]

You got warning didn’t you? Don’t talk abt glitches bro

[wintry heron]

What does we see after upgrades in cocaine lockup...

Does the no. Of people increases?

I know that we earn more money...

But does we see more staff members??

Pls answer..

[buoyant pelican]

who cares about cocaine lockup

go suck a rod

[covert vault]

Ok @ivory spear, it's been 10 day since You said you would provide solid proof that Entity XF is faster than Pariah. Let's show your results.

[safe zephyr]

What it do flight crew

[buoyant pelican]

give me proof that a piece of shit entity xf is faster than a faggio

[safe zephyr]

That’s actually a good buisness

[buoyant pelican]

oh, doesn't feel good now that you're asked to put in work for evidence, does it?

[safe zephyr]

What

[buoyant pelican]

go fucking work

that's what

[safe zephyr]

I’m confused

[covert vault]

I don't bother to do MC businesses anymore. I just keep them running so NC staff can do their work

[tender granite]

i dont even supply mc businesses

[covert vault]

But will do go back to them when 2x week comes

[safe zephyr]

But we’re both here so where’s the logic in that? 🙃

[wintry heron]

Yo buddy chilll...
If u don't wanna reply don't reply MF

[buoyant pelican]

you're confused about putting in work?

[tender granite]

just do cayo perico over and over every couple days when im not busy

[safe zephyr]

I’m confused on why u act like u got a stick up ur ass being all negative

[wintry heron]

I support u

[buoyant pelican]

all im asking is for evidence, same as you

[safe zephyr]

I wasn’t asking for evidence all I did was reply to u saying cocaine lockup was a good buisness

[slate olive]

i think i will shut down my mc businesses

[safe zephyr]

🙏🏻

[covert vault]

Don't shutdown, then NC wont get their product

Just sell the businesses to empty and don't buy/steal any products

[slate olive]

i see

but tax

[wintry heron]

That's a good option

[safe zephyr]

Do u have the nightclub?

I keep mine active for that

[slate olive]

yes

[wintry heron]

You just need to switch server every 47 mins

[covert vault]

That's pretty pointless now. Even with full upgrades and owning every property, the max daily fees are like 10k

[wintry heron]

But u earn more than that tho

[covert vault]

You sell one good NPC car to LSC and you are even with the daily fees, not a problem anymore.

[slate olive]

how to stay afk forever

[covert vault]

Well sure, maybe if you don't know how to save money and always piss it all when you get even some

But like me, who has ~640 in the bank ant 1.2b total income, it hasn't been a problem even when the fees were tens of thousands every 48mins

[covert vault]

For starters, stop typing in here and go outside, without your keyboard.

[wintry heron]

👍

[slate olive]

i mean

gta

without getting kicked

[merry cove]

Is the new bile worth the price

[covert vault]

Go to LSCM with your car, go to test track and then leave WITHOUT choosing to exit, just leave the sceen open

[merry cove]

Bike

[wintry heron]

Nope

I tried it

With full ugarades it is not to the point

[merry cove]

K

[covert vault]

Also, that way when you are at the LSCM, you gain xp and money (5k every 5/10 levels)

Wont be much, but at least is something, more than anything else you can get while idle

[vivid kelp]

Anyone know how to g2f on ps4?

[humble moth]

Why is there a fucking godmode motherfucker in every session

[slate olive]

i need to farm research

[covert vault]

That takes time, trust me I know :D

Third to last I got Oppressor missiles and the last I got was explosive rounds to sniper

[slate olive]

ima assign my staff to research

[ivory spear]

I’m about to go to sleep, I’m sure that the results I have ready to upload are going to shock you.

I have even gone far enough to wait for the server event fastest speed in a land vehicle to record exact speeds

[covert vault]

That's nice, I'll give you another 10 days then. Really hoping to see shocking material

[slender stag]

Aight quick question

[ivory spear]

I won’t really need 10 days but I’m sure I could get more material in that time

[ivory spear]

ask

[slender stag]

The pariah or itali rsx

Or whatever

Not GTO one

😫

Need help

They say pariah is better

[ivory spear]

jubilee

faster holds more people and more stylish

[slender stag]

Jubilee?

Now jubilee?

So jubilee acceleration beter

And handling too?

[ivory spear]

Yes

[lament dew]

Dawg I spend 11 mil on e rounds and don’t even use em 💀

[ivory spear]

All around jubilee is best

[slender stag]

Yo guys are GTA 6 really come?

[slate olive]

2 more steal supply missions

[covert vault]

Not until shark card purchases drop down massively

[slate olive]

then i will do half track mission

but i need few ppl

[chrome prairie]

cocaina

[signal dirge]

no lol

[wintry heron]

Hi

[echo light]

Hello bitch

[normal python]

Put in the work put in the hours and take what's ours

[echo light]

No

GTA 6 will never come

[slender stag]

Idk man

Y know i saw a video

[echo light]

They will keep giving shit updates on 5

[slender stag]

About ftw or somethinf😒

Channel ftw something

[echo light]

It wonr come

[slender stag]

He said that GTA 6 will come this gear

Year

Idk

[echo light]

Even their co-founder left em

[slender stag]

But the fans predict 2023

[slender stag]

Yep

[echo light]

Cuz he got bored of GTa 5

[slender stag]

The trio rite?

[slender stag]

Yo seriously?

[echo light]

Yes

[normal python]

Lol

[echo light]

He wasn't taken serious when he said i want GTA 6

So he quit

Now he lives in a town where je became a math teacher

[slender stag]

Yoooo

[echo light]

Now he teaches biology

[normal python]

What a lif3

[slender stag]

Mannnn

[slender stag]

Walter white???😱 😱

[echo light]

No GTA founder what are u listening

[slender stag]

Yep Ik

Just joking

Y mad at me?

[echo light]

No love

I love you

[slender stag]

👍

[echo light]

[slender stag]

I'm gonna purchase the nitro I think hehe

God of war coming on pc

[chrome prairie]

rip bozo

[slender stag]

Yooo

[echo light]

Yes gift me one too

[slender stag]

🍞

[echo light]

[slender stag]

[echo light]

[slender stag]

[echo light]

So are we talking about gta

[slate olive]

ayo

anyone wanna join half track mission

[echo light]

No

[slate olive]

i need to unlock trade price

[echo light]

Eh poor

[slate olive]

can you do it solo?

[echo light]

Just pay full

[normal python]

For what

[slate olive]

2m is enough

but i want to unlock trade price

[slate olive]

half track

[normal python]

Oh

Ok

[echo light]

Im trying to buy phantom wedge but i dont have energy to turn on my xbox unless its my day off

Tho i work from home but still

[safe zephyr]

What is the meaning to life?

[echo light]

Life is temporary destination

[nocturne tapir]

why tf is chat ded

xd

[safe zephyr]

Well it is pretty early

[fading flint]

Bought?

[safe zephyr]

I was arguing with some idiot all night in the meme chat

[fading flint]

GTA is giving $200K for Playing a Round in Double Down mode ??

[safe zephyr]

What’s double down mode?

[wintry heron]

hi guys
is here anybody who can give me money by his heists?

[safe zephyr]

Just grind

What businesses do u have?

[wintry heron]

the start is hard actually

[wintry heron]

clubhouse and bunker

[fading flint]

New Mode lol

[safe zephyr]

Grind out ur bunker and save up for a kosatka

[wintry heron]

better than arcade?

[safe zephyr]

The kosatka or the bunker?

[wintry heron]

kosatka 🙂

[young urchin]

Anyone prison break

[safe zephyr]

1000000% better than the arcade

[young urchin]

@safe zephyr

[wintry heron]

oh great

[safe zephyr]

Go to the buisness chat

[safe zephyr]

I’d help u out but im obviously not on pc, srry bro

But make that submarine ur first priority

[echo light]

buy sparrow too

Unless u got mk2

[wintry heron]

no prob thanks

[wintry heron]

sure

[echo light]

I park mk2 right next to my sub door

[safe zephyr]

🙏🏻

[slate olive]

i park it in front of my kosatka

[wintry heron]

i really need one

[static shuttle]

I park it next to the kosatka

[echo light]

U can just park it on it

Next to the main entry

[robust sorrel]

first should i buy mk2 or kosatka?

[echo light]

Kosatka

[wintry heron]

bro can u help me with some heists?

[slate olive]

but you need to be careful

or your mk2 gets destroyed

[static shuttle]

just land it flat and it should be good

[safe zephyr]

Anyone up for helping @wintry heron ?

[shadow seal]

bro you high or something ??

[safe zephyr]

Y’all are all pc I can’t do anything

[wintry heron]

❤️

[zenith cliff]

me neither

i wanted to help him

[robust sorrel]

i am new so i dont know which one to prioritise

[slate olive]

hope i get good item from research

[shadow seal]

kosatka will give you money, mk2 will give you hate

[robust sorrel]

got it

[wintry heron]

thanks,looks like ps players are more kind😅

[slate olive]

i have both mk2 and kosatka

so i have both hate and money?

[safe zephyr]

@wintry heron mabey try the buisness chat? Ur pc brotherrs are pretending ur invisible rn

[echo light]

You're trump

[hasty pelican]

MK2 without missile is meh.
For missile you need terribyte with vehicle workshop. For terrobyte you need nightclub

This sucs

[shadow seal]

i am thinking of buying mk2 but waiting for sale. ( already have sparrow so quick travel is not a issue)

[wintry heron]

ok

[robust sorrel]

kosatka it is then

[echo light]

PC brothers are busy modding

[slate olive]

i need to do 4 or 3 resupply mission

[shadow seal]

First buy kosatka then save the money to purchase sparrow. That's a splendid combination

[slate olive]

to unlock apc mission

[hasty pelican]

Ys, witt kostaka you will unlock best money making heist in gta , cayo perico heist

[minor radish]

Hello guys

[hasty pelican]

By

[shadow seal]

Mr Rubio the GOAT

[robust sorrel]

okay thanks

[robust sorrel]

okay got itt

[hasty pelican]

Keep grindin cayo to buy other stuff

[slender stag]

Hey I need help

[chrome prairie]

Seggs

[slender stag]

Ho todo cayo hard mode but just in time

Cause they give y like 48 min rite?

[chrome prairie]

elite?

elite gives you 15 minutes

[slender stag]

If y complete within 48 min y get the hard mode

[shadow seal]

after pavel's message

[slender stag]

Yes

[chrome prairie]

yeah

[safe zephyr]

[slender stag]

Yo what

[chrome prairie]

no elite and hard mode difficulty are two different things

[slender stag]

Just know

Wow

Just know elite and hard is different

[shadow seal]

no. you just need to give the heist cost within 48 minutes

[slender stag]

Nah I'm thinking getting both too

Elite and hard mode

[chrome prairie]

you get a message from pavel telling you that you can set up the heist now, if you set up the heist in 48 minutes irl of his message you will get hard mode

[slender stag]

With the cayo heist too??

So prep plus the heist??

Mann

[chrome prairie]

no

just the setup cost

[shadow seal]

You need to go to kosatka and start the heist from fresh (by paying 25k). You can do preps later anytime

[chrome prairie]

that's it

[slender stag]

Yep that's why I thought

[slender stag]

Wait seriously

[shadow seal]

Yes

i do it all the time

[slender stag]

Y got hard mode?

Earlier I got the tequila what a waste

[shadow seal]

basically pay 25k within next 48 minutes to pavel for hard mode

then do whatever you want

[slender stag]

How?

Ohh

Aightt

[chrome prairie]

are you dumb

[slender stag]

Then I get the hard mode

[chrome prairie]

this is why i cba with this server lmao

[slender stag]

What is cba?

[shadow seal]

go to you kosatka and start the heist. that's it

[slender stag]

Yep

Within 48 min rite

[shadow seal]

you don't need to finish it

just start it

[slender stag]

Yep

Aight bosh

[wintry heron]

How much do you get of you do all apartment heist in a row

[shadow seal]

2M i guess

with first time bonus

[echo light]

Someone told me 10mil

[wintry heron]

Is there not a bonus thing you get for doing them all in a row? Not the first time bonus

[wintry heron]

Yeah I think it’s 10mil

[slender stag]

That's for cmm rite

[shadow seal]

that's the criminal mastermind challenge

[echo light]

Yeah

[slender stag]

Y play with friends without die

And loyalty one

Yep

[echo light]

I dont havw friends

[slender stag]

Oh man

[echo light]

They're fake

[slender stag]

Yepp

Mad respect for you man

[echo light]

They take help dont help

[wintry heron]

Do you have to play with the same people? For the bonus?

[slender stag]

Yep

[slender stag]

Yeh

[hasty pelican]

Play all heist from fleeca job with same team in all jobs and prepa , without any teammate deing once

[slender stag]

Basically playing all the heist

Without dying

Get 10 mil

[wintry heron]

Alright thanks

[slender stag]

Yep bos

[echo light]

With same ppl?

[hasty pelican]

Ys

[slender stag]

Yeh

[hasty pelican]

All missons and preps

[echo light]

Yeah fuck 10mil

[slender stag]

Yeh

[shadow seal]

its extremely hard btw. do the cayo instead. eez 1.5M per hour

[slender stag]

Bruh

[echo light]

I aint getting my fake friends sticking

[slender stag]

Yep

[echo light]

That long n dont die

[slender stag]

People these days

Mostly fake

Trust me I knoe

[echo light]

Ik

[hasty pelican]

Thats i why i dont have one

[slender stag]

Solo person?

[hasty pelican]

Yeah

Introvert

[echo light]

I have fake ones

[slender stag]

Yep

What about being ambivert

[wintry heron]

I just had a girl literally moan on gta for me? I just talked and mf started getting horny what do I do

[slender stag]

Wtf

[hasty pelican]

Whats ambivert?

[wintry heron]

Agreed

[echo light]

I try t find real friends but i see em on Netflix series

[chrome prairie]

sexington

[chrome prairie]

get her sc

add her

[slender stag]

Ambivert means a person who has a balance of extrovert and introvert features in their personality.

Yep

[wintry heron]

Hello pretty people

[slender stag]

For instance like

[echo light]

Add me too

[wintry heron]

She is a horny girl that I have never seen

[slender stag]

Y can talk to ur parent and best friends

[echo light]

Hello bitch

[wintry heron]

I know I’m hot and all but not that hot

[hasty pelican]

Add and see her

[slender stag]

But not random person

Just a mix

[wintry heron]

XD, How are you doing buddy

[chrome prairie]

zamn then get her sc

[wintry heron]

lmao

[hasty pelican]

If shes good good

[echo light]

You're not.

[wintry heron]

how would u know

[thin oasis]

will my friend get money from the client jobs too?

[slender stag]

[wintry heron]

U don’t get girls like me

You guys playing online rn??

[echo light]

I just sense pigs

[slender stag]

Wait a minuteee

So girl being horny to a GIRL?

damn

[echo light]

No energy

[slender stag]

[wintry heron]

I’m a boy

Lmfao

[slender stag]

Bruh

[echo light]

Who likes to be girl

[wintry heron]

Lol enough grinding for today

[slender stag]

[chrome prairie]

what's her social club 😩

[slender stag]

How much y grind

[wintry heron]

That’s what everyone’s asking me atm lmfao

[echo light]

Nah man i work

[slender stag]

Shes on ps

Bozo biatch

[chrome prairie]

I'll buy a damn ps then

bozo

[hasty pelican]

I am get ps then

[slender stag]

[echo light]

Buy some life

[wintry heron]

just to get a girl zamn

[slate olive]

4 or 5?

[chrome prairie]

the grind don't stop 💪

[slender stag]

Zamn she's 12

[wintry heron]

I make 2 to 3 mill with my Buisnesses and 1 Cayo daily solo, now you guess how much I grind lol

[slender stag]

Yep

Not bad

[wintry heron]

Same as me it looks like

[slender stag]

What about the bunker ine

[hasty pelican]

I will wait till she hit 18

[echo light]

She is prolly desperate 13yo

[slender stag]

Bruh

[chrome prairie]

I made 10 mill in a day 😎

[slender stag]

No underage girl

Underage for genshin player

[slate olive]

good for you

[chrome prairie]

30 million in 2

[slender stag]

Well 10 mil for like 20 hours a day

[echo light]

Let me hand u a trophy ig

[wintry heron]

MC Buisnesses and Bunker are probably same

[slate olive]

well i dont have enough time

[wintry heron]

😂

[slender stag]

Yeh

[slate olive]

day after tomorrow i have exams

[slender stag]

But bunker pays good too

[slender stag]

Gg man

Gg

[wintry heron]

My exam is going on rn

[slender stag]

[slate olive]

post mid term?

[wintry heron]

-_-

[echo light]

I haven't logged in since 3 days

[slender stag]

GTA?

[echo light]

Yea

[wintry heron]

Term

[wintry heron]

Taking a break??

[slender stag]

What u play now

Gears???

Gears good tho

[echo light]

Nah no break just dont wanna play ig. I play rrd2

It's good

[granite trail]

.

[echo light]

Gears i played for like a month

[wintry heron]

Ooooo that's cool

[slender stag]

Not baddd

[wintry heron]

What’s worth the most in cayo heist

[slender stag]

5?

[echo light]

Yeah

[slender stag]

Yeh panther

[slate olive]

panther statue but its limited time

[wintry heron]

2 times in a year

[echo light]

Basically diamond

[onyx imp]

GUYS IM SUCH AN IDIOT! SO THIS GUY called soup joined my public lobby and then now I realized I think he is someone famous

[wintry heron]

Ig

[slender stag]

Man gears 3 when Dom dies tho😫

[wintry heron]

I- she is moaning for no reason

[slender stag]

Whos

[wintry heron]

She dies she moans

[echo light]

Uhh

[wintry heron]

am I on tinder

[slender stag]

Send the voice

[wintry heron]

Or gta

[wintry heron]

[slender stag]

[echo light]

She has a voice problem and you're to horny to notice that

[slender stag]

Yep

Probably like Fortnite players

[wintry heron]

nah she’s trying to moan I know what a moan is

[echo light]

Horny

[slender stag]

Send the voice

[echo light]

Maybe she is multi tasker ?

If uk what i mean

[slender stag]

Zamn

[wintry heron]

tf does that mean

[slender stag]

Maybe she's has voice changer

[echo light]

Eh kid

[slender stag]

Or something

[wintry heron]

PlayStation

[echo light]

Eh what

[wintry heron]

idk man

I’m just laughing lmfao

[slender stag]

Hehe

[wintry heron]

But I’m getting horny. Cuz I grt horny quickly

I love gta

I always grt girls for some reason

[echo light]

She is a multi tasker.

[wintry heron]

Grand theft tinder

[echo light]

She is enjoying both things

[wintry heron]

What does that mean

[slender stag]

No nut January

[safe zephyr]

The strip club needs new strippers

[wintry heron]

November is done

[wintry heron]

Agreed

[slender stag]

Oh shut

[safe zephyr]

Like bro, why are there no black strippers?

[echo light]

Yeah why? Not feeling to jerk off looking at the same graphics?

[slate olive]

imagine scientists researching on paint

[slender stag]

Man don't talk nsf* around here

Al least not too much

[echo light]

Im not

[slender stag]

Just making sure 💯

[echo light]

Its a GTA discussion

[slender stag]

Hhaha

Clever af

[echo light]

I never go to stip club in game

[slender stag]

Respect

[echo light]

After my neighbor caught me once

[slender stag]

Bruh

What

Neighbour??

[echo light]

He tot i was playing a segg game

[wintry heron]

Some guy from thr gta online server just dmed me because I said there’s a girl in my lobby mf said “yo wanna play?”

[slender stag]

Tahts like weird weird

[wintry heron]

Lmfao

[echo light]

[slender stag]

Play??😳 😳

[wintry heron]

oh I’m doing that with the girl

I mean

just tried to casino heist, none of the npc's moved for me to kill them secretly and the escape outifts didnt spawn.... classic rockstar

nah jkjk

[slender stag]

The girl

[echo light]

Nice

[steady marten]

[slender stag]

Yeh man

Bug and some sh*t

[slender stag]

Yo playin minecraft

[steady marten]

Lol that actually happened to me yesterday

[steady marten]

Mhm

[slender stag]

Minecraft

[wintry heron]

i did cayo perico just before it and it wouldnt let me shoot my gun nor did the enemies spawn in, i had to restart my pc cus when i joined a new session it wouldnt let me drive anything, see my map or use my interaction menu

[echo light]

I never understand Minecraft

[slender stag]

What the heck

I never seen this before

[slender stag]

Hep

Yep

[echo light]

I twice didn't get the primary target to steal

[slender stag]

But Notch is clever keeping up the update for players

[wintry heron]

me neither it annoyed me so much its never happened to me nor have i ever heard of it happening to anyone else

[slender stag]

Whut

Then what u steal

[echo light]

Yeah

It wasn't there

Nothing

[slender stag]

Yeh man

[echo light]

Had to restart

[slender stag]

Maybe

Playin tomorrow

[wintry heron]

LMAO imagine doing the heist and it just isnt there

idk why i find that so funny

[slender stag]

Don't play now just yet

[slender stag]

Yeh

[echo light]

Yeah ik

Fucking annoying

[slender stag]

Tgg made the video about no kill in cayo

[echo light]

It just said "pick up the primary target"

[slender stag]

U can see the some npc doesn't react

Bruh

[echo light]

I was like let me fucking steal it first???

[slender stag]

Then

[echo light]

Bruh i didn't even go to the basement

[wintry heron]

she’s asking for my snap

[slender stag]

Whut

[wintry heron]

Ain’t that my job?

[echo light]

When i went in to steal it was empty

[slender stag]

Snapchat?😂 👎

[slender stag]

Bruh what happened

[echo light]

I was like wtf

[slender stag]

Bruhh beuh

Big bruh

[wintry heron]

hi guys

im new here

[slender stag]

Yoo

[chrome prairie]

pass around

[echo light]

It usually says "steal the primary target" but instead i got "pick up the primary target" like i dropped it somewhere without evsn stealing it

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[wintry heron]

thats not even a glitch like i experienced thats just rockstars trash way of "stealth" like stealth should be in a rockstar game there clearly not good at it

[slender stag]

Bruh what

Bro y on xboz

Xbox

How the heck....

[echo light]

Idk man

[wintry heron]

Sometimes there’s a glitch where it’s outside of the compound

[echo light]

Shit is annoying

[slender stag]

Yepp

Classic rokstar

[echo light]

Where

[slender stag]

Like rdr too

[wintry heron]

im new to gta

[slender stag]

Yo watch it yo

[wintry heron]

theres a new glitch in the new contract update where when u leave the front gates to the compound ur stuck there forever

When u go outside of the compound

[echo light]

@wintry heron hello bitch

[wintry heron]

Move a bit right

[slender stag]

That gl1tch

[wintry heron]

And u grt it

But when u have that glitch

U can’t even leave the compound

[wintry heron]

hello to u too

[slender stag]

What in the heck

Maybe y play for a long time now rite

How many hours have you spend on GTA?

I'm gonna hit the 100 hours mark I'm new

[echo light]

7hrs the most

[wintry heron]

can u guys suggest what business should i get into first

[echo light]

In a day

[slender stag]

Wait y just started??

[slender stag]

CEO

Y know

[chrome prairie]

weak

[echo light]

No that's for a day

[slender stag]

The sightseer and headhunter

[chrome prairie]

I'm probably near 300 hours

[echo light]

Idk total

[chrome prairie]

yep

292.2 hours

[echo light]

Cux u got no life

[slender stag]

Yeh that's what I said

[wintry heron]

i got over 1.5 mil, what should i do with it

[chrome prairie]

sounds like a you problem

[slender stag]

Total

[chrome prairie]

save up for the kosatka

[echo light]

YesU

[slender stag]

Hurmm buy a CEO office I guess

Or save like 500k more

[echo light]

Buy a kosatka

[slender stag]

Bro he's new

[echo light]

Make millions get bored n quit

[slender stag]

[slender stag]

But theres something bout kosatka I don't recommend to new players

U gonna need the sparrow that's for sure

[wintry heron]

what is that exactly, sorry if i sound dumb

[chrome prairie]

seggs

[echo light]

Its a car

[chrome prairie]

who likes my pfp

[slender stag]

U know cayo perico heist

[wintry heron]

yeah

[slender stag]

[slender stag]

Yep

Y gonna need the kosatka

[echo light]

kosatka is the name of the sub

[wintry heron]

oh the submarine

[crimson pond]

Anyone help me with smth

[slender stag]

Yeh

[slender stag]

@echo light can help

Im on pc

[wintry heron]

cant do without it?

[crimson pond]

ok

[slender stag]

Nah y can

But it's hard

[echo light]

I haven't played since 3 days

[slender stag]

Wait I dm u

[slate olive]

modders

is a problem

[chrome prairie]

just get a mod menu yourself for protection

[slender stag]

Bruhh

[slender stag]

Yeah man

I think u rite bout rhat

[crimson pond]

Tell me if this is a glitch.
Last week i won the orange electric car from wheelspin at the casino and its not in my mechanic or my garage

[slender stag]

It's just we don't wanna cheat

[chrome prairie]

then don't

[slender stag]

But the mod menu is important af

Change my mind

[chrome prairie]

I'm not telling you to cheat

[slender stag]

Yep

[chrome prairie]

I'm telling you to get protection

[slender stag]

That's why I say

Yep

[safe zephyr]

Any mods on rn?

[slender stag]

Thats what she's said

[slender stag]

I don't have mods

Halal mode activate

[safe zephyr]

Soooo not halal mode

[chrome prairie]

cow cmaster mremoji berserker are all mods

[slender stag]

Wait they did?

[safe zephyr]

What about jewels?

[slender stag]

Wow just for protection

[echo light]

Huh

Thy are server mods

[chrome prairie]

jewelz is offline

can't you see

[slate olive]

ima sell my coke

[echo light]

What are u listening