🚔┃gta-discussion

[chrome prairie]

1/10

[blissful bison]

I regret asking

[mighty steeple]

Ight pretty good for you, .1/10

[blissful bison]

Now it’s good

[mighty steeple]

So is your mother

[frosty linden]

everytime i pet a cat

[chrome prairie]

i can confirm

[frosty linden]

i like to smoosh it's head

[mighty steeple]

[blissful bison]

That ur stoopid

[frosty linden]

get the ears stuck to the head

it looks so funny

[blissful bison]

Any pfp suggestions?

[frosty linden]

i mean

[blissful bison]

Dm me a good pfp

[chrome prairie]

damn ur mom fr don't discriminate? nice

[blissful bison]

Smh

[frosty linden]

my gradma's cat is ok with it

[chrome prairie]

tits

[frosty linden]

but the other cats?

nah

trust me

[blissful bison]

I asked the perfect ppl didn’t I?

[frosty linden]

a cat will tell you when it's uncorfotable

[blissful bison]

Say less

[chrome prairie]

ironic considering your nickname

[blissful bison]

Nah actually no

[frosty linden]

one of them decided to tell me that by almost taking my eyes out

[blissful bison]

I will be fired from bonc server

[frosty linden]

i had a scratch along my face

[chrome prairie]

bonc?

[frosty linden]

from the eyebrow to the lip

[blissful bison]

Bionic

[frosty linden]

barely misses my eye

and it was deep asf

just cause i picked it up

sassy bitch

[blissful bison]

Issa fucking YouTube

R

[stable oar]

When i was a kid i fell on a glass coffee table

[blissful bison]

God damn this auto correct sucks

[stable oar]

Now both my eyebrows got chunks missing

[frosty linden]

Bro i can't

i'm dying

[stable oar]

Nice

[frosty linden]

i'm just imagining

your eyebrow just having spaces

[short lake]

[frosty linden]

💀

[chrome prairie]

yikes

[frosty linden]

i have really thick eyebrows

[short lake]

Yo

[stable oar]

I miss when i had 2 eyebrows : (

[frosty linden]

i look like a caveman if i don't pluck them

[chrome prairie]

same

i get them groomed

[stable oar]

Now with the chunks i got 4

[frosty linden]

i once shaved my eyebrows

when i was 11

[chrome prairie]

AYO

[blissful bison]

How’s my pfp

[stable oar]

Creepy

[blissful bison]

I changed it to what owo said

[frosty linden]

it took months for them to grow back UP

[stable oar]

I imagine

[chrome prairie]

I'm gonna change mine to something better

[short lake]

Hru@mint zealot u good now or still taking meds ?

[frosty linden]

bruh is it true

[lunar wren]

I come

[frosty linden]

that your eyelashes don't grow back?

that seems cap ngl

[short lake]

Very nice 🥵

[lunar wren]

[short lake]

Cool

[frosty linden]

ok i better get in bed

or i'll fall asleep at the desk

[short lake]

[frosty linden]

and wake up with my back fucked in 3 places

[pastel kernel]

OMG OMG

[frosty linden]

omg bezos

[pastel kernel]

I finnaly complete the cayo preco

[blissful bison]

Don’t check my profile banner and don’t ask any questions

[frosty linden]

can you be my sugar daddy bezos?

[pastel kernel]

I fail like 100 time

[stable oar]

Whats the point in having nitro?

[short lake]

Sup , wru@wintry heron

[pastel kernel]

Bet

[fervent matrix]

daym

[blissful bison]

Jeff bozo

[fervent matrix]

ballistic equipment is my next research

[pastel kernel]

Nice name

[blissful bison]

Now check my banned

Banned

[frosty linden]

bendover

[blissful bison]

god damn it

Banner

[frosty linden]

nice

[wintry heron]

What button is autopilot for the kosatka on Xbox

[frosty linden]

when

[blissful bison]

I hate phones

[stable oar]

There is none

[frosty linden]

there is something

[wintry heron]

What button makes you stay underwater

[blissful bison]

Discord scammed

Me

[stable oar]

Or use a rubber band

[frosty linden]

ok night y'all

[stable oar]

Goodnight forever

[frosty linden]

closes door

stubs his toe in the hallway

[chrome prairie]

there we go

[frosty linden]

NOT again

[blissful bison]

It’s a fucking kid

[wintry heron]

What butto. Is auto pilot

[frosty linden]

ok bye

[blissful bison]

Press f

[frosty linden]

he's on console dummy

[short lake]

Damn new pfp

[wintry heron]

I’m on Xbox

[short lake]

[chrome prairie]

nah

ion like this one

[blissful bison]

It’s my crush now shut up don’t ask any questions

[stable oar]

I got alot

[blissful bison]

What did u say to me son

[short lake]

[chrome prairie]

BBs

[stable oar]

Nice

[chrome prairie]

kinda weird

but

boobs :(

[blissful bison]

We are same age just shut up

No questions asked

[stable oar]

Boobs.

[mighty steeple]

Boobs are the best

[blissful bison]

Ass

[mighty steeple]

Blondes 🥵

[chrome prairie]

is this better

[blissful bison]

Yes

[chrome prairie]

they're not nsfw

😇

[blissful bison]

Guys should I ask out my crush

[chrome prairie]

no

[blissful bison]

Fak u

Ducking fish

[mighty steeple]

Look up Hannah palmer

You won’t be disappointed

[blissful bison]

I am the girl

[mighty steeple]

You’re a boy tho

[blissful bison]

[mighty steeple]

[blissful bison]

I am kidding doe

[mighty steeple]

I’m not

Hannah palmer is 🥵🥵

[chrome prairie]

fucking

stupi

stupid

skin

issue

pisses me off

I'm gonna burn my toe

my left toe

[waxen field]

Wth

[chrome prairie]

what

i mean

my left foot

the skin

is very dry

has been for a long time

[blissful bison]

I can’t change my pfp fuck

[chrome prairie]

it gets itch

:(

itchy

cream doesn't help

[waxen field]

Don’t burn it

[blissful bison]

Bro I can’t change my pfp help me

For ducks sake

[chrome prairie]

i wanna burn it so it gets numb

you deserve it

[waxen field]

It would itch more

[blissful bison]

Yeah no shit

[waxen field]

Get it together Ben

[mighty steeple]

[blissful bison]

Do I look blind

[wintry heron]

this is the only gta server im not banned from😔

[waxen field]

Lol

[blissful bison]

Guess what

[wintry heron]

you dont care

😔

[blissful bison]

Karens will ban u

[chrome prairie]

me when no nitro :(

[waxen field]

Lol it’s ban o’clock

[wintry heron]

why

[blissful bison]

Staff here = karens

[wintry heron]

yea i am not my last warning

[waxen field]

Lolol

[wintry heron]

and this is my last gta discord server

[waxen field]

How?!

[blissful bison]

staFf DIsREspEcT

[wintry heron]

well yea ig

only for gta servers

that would work

[blissful bison]

I own 23 alts

Nah nah I am kidding

Discord fbi will ban me

[wintry heron]

i have like 4

[blissful bison]

I no alts

[waxen field]

That’s a ban

[blissful bison]

So 70 diff emails? Damn

[wintry heron]

are you not allowed to own more tgen 1

[waxen field]

[mighty steeple]

I’m so sexy ong

[wintry heron]

yes

[blissful bison]

Lmao

[lunar flame]

[blissful bison]

Lemme ask my crush if she likes my new pfp

What could go wrong

[waxen field]

[blissful bison]

Nah

Blocked moment

[lunar flame]

L

[blissful bison]

Nah she sits next to me at school I can ask her

[ebon goblet]

Damn yonal, it got to you to

Your pfp

[lunar flame]

you have 2 crushes?

[blissful bison]

It’s the same bro

[blissful bison]

Pffff it’s natural bro

[lunar flame]

first it was "he" then it was "she"

[ebon goblet]

Apparently it is bruh

[blissful bison]

I said he?

When

Wtf

Typo

Hell nah

[ebon goblet]

I got a crush but she like someone else so I going for her friend

[blissful bison]

[lunar flame]

here lmao

[blissful bison]

It says she

Stoopid

[lunar flame]

sure

[ebon goblet]

Hehe

[blissful bison]

[ebon goblet]

Your illiterate

[blissful bison]

[short lake]

[blissful bison]

Russia is overrated

Why did chat did

Die

Wot

[chrome prairie]

I'm just enjoying myself

[stable oar]

Im thinking of weapons

[chrome prairie]

click on my profile

i did funny

[stable oar]

I need to choose one

[chrome prairie]

[blissful bison]

Nooo mommi

[chrome prairie]

ayoooooooo

gta for almost 15 hours

the grind is real boys

😎

[stable oar]

Keke

Loose control

[blissful bison]

** life has left the server **

[chrome prairie]

tfw

playtime is 252 hours

[waxen field]

Lol and you’re still busted ass broke

[blissful bison]

Mommi don’t be rude

[chrome prairie]

i once watched youtube non stop for over a day

:(

[blissful bison]

Pls UwU

[chrome prairie]

but

i'm not for free

!!!

[blissful bison]

Senpai I will do anything u want

[chrome prairie]

ayo?

nah

🚶

[blissful bison]

Say less

[ebon goblet]

Sir there are 12 year olds sell yourself to TGG in the DMs

[chrome prairie]

AYO

[waxen field]

Wth

[blissful bison]

what

[blissful bison]

Broo u going too far 💀💀

[ebon goblet]

Hence my name your welcome

[blissful bison]

Finally I can change my pfp

Almost got copyrighted by my crush

[proper scaffold]

How you got the nitro ???

[blissful bison]

Bought it

[proper scaffold]

Oh ok

[chrome prairie]

is your crush a guy or a gal?

or are you talking about two different crushes

[blissful bison]

Are u ducking hacked?

Delete ur msg in gta media

[chrome prairie]

read it carefully

bozo

[blissful bison]

U mf scared me for a sec

I thought u were hacked

[chrome prairie]

it's very funny

[blissful bison]

Indeed

Rate my real pfp out of 420

[chrome prairie]

zekrom

6/10 good taste

bad pixels

[blissful bison]

Bozo it’s 4K

[proper scaffold]

Can some1 buy me nitro for something??

[chrome prairie]

yes

[blissful bison]

Yes

lmao

[proper scaffold]

I hack people**

If you want an account

[chrome prairie]

go to freenitro . co . uk

[proper scaffold]

??

[chrome prairie]

it's a joke

dumbass

[blissful bison]

The staff are karens here so they will prob mute u delete it

[chrome prairie]

stop begging for nitro

I'm not deleting it

[short lake]

[blissful bison]

Are u the boat in gta 5? The dingy?

ur name reminds me of the boat lmfaoo

[chrome prairie]

he's dignity

something you don't have

[short lake]

No

[wanton herald]

I’ve got a question. I stopped playing gta for a while, and when I got back all hell was let loose. Flying cars and motorcycles?? How am I supposed to deal with grievers????

[short lake]

Ya xd but u r the 1st one who said this till now

[blissful bison]

Boi shut the hell up u rattatui looking ass mf playing gta for 15 hours

[proper scaffold]

Can you buy me nitro for an account like Netflix ⬛️🟧

Or any account you want

Disney

Canal

Spotify

😂

[blissful bison]

XD

[chrome prairie]

built different

[proper scaffold]

Seriously now

You want ??

[proper scaffold]

Me too

Ok come in private

[blissful bison]

Nah bro I was kidding

[proper scaffold]

😂😂😂

[blissful bison]

I ain’t no corn star

[proper scaffold]

Can some1 buy me nitro to hack him an account 🥲

@everyone

[ebon goblet]

Hm

Don’t know what to do here so…….

Hm

Why people hate on the mods here there the best I’ve seen and I’ve been in some fucked servers

[blissful bison]

Issa joke

I am kidding

They are superior

[chrome prairie]

lilith got banned

for a joke

frigg

[blissful bison]

I am next

I can feel it

[ebon goblet]

I’ve been warned by hub many times already

All verbal but still I’m on thin ice with that dude

[chrome prairie]

nah

she got banned for posting a joke link

similar to the one i sent

but without spaces

[blissful bison]

Told u

[chrome prairie]

how's this pfp bois

[blissful bison]

Now mommi is gone

Sadge

[chrome prairie]

she'll be back

[blissful bison]

Send me her discord name

Sliding into dms

[chrome prairie]

[short lake]

What

[blissful bison]

Send it

[chrome prairie]

Lilith#1080

[chrome prairie]

autobanned by the bot

not banned manually by a moderator

[blissful bison]

Yeee guns work

[short lake]

Arcane 🥵

[chrome prairie]

hair pulling

:sheesh:

[short lake]

Hot

[blissful bison]

Mine is hotter

[chrome prairie]

nah

[short lake]

Uhhh

[blissful bison]

My banner jeez

[short lake]

Hard to choose 1

[blissful bison]

No questions

[chrome prairie]

nice ass

[blissful bison]

She’s 13 bro

[ebon goblet]

I’m done

I’m leaving this server I’ve gone to far

[blissful bison]

Alr cya

[ebon goblet]

[short lake]

[blissful bison]

Dead chat

Person below is very cool

[topaz tinsel]

What is the fastest car in the game with boost and without boost?

[blissful bison]

Prob vigilanti with the boost

Or the toreador

[topaz tinsel]

What about without?

[blissful bison]

I think it’s the Pariah

Ocelot pariah sum like that

[stable oar]

Scary

[mighty steeple]

[blissful bison]

[hoary dome]

Neeb go sleep

[blissful bison]

Imagine telling a 13 year old that smh

Why so dead bruh

[cosmic jewel]

Guys quick question

What's the fastest car in the game

[chrome prairie]

depends

[wintry heron]

The fish car

[chrome prairie]

are we talking low grips

regular tires

f1

sports

[cosmic jewel]

What the fastest car u can get possibly

[chrome prairie]

or what

[wintry heron]

The fish car

[cosmic jewel]

W every exception

[chrome prairie]

with every exception?

or without

[cosmic jewel]

I heard It was fast but not the fastest

With out *

[chrome prairie]

f1 with low grip wheels and boost

242 mph

[wintry heron]

So u know what the fish car is?

[chrome prairie]

or something like that

and since ur on playstation

[hollow snow]

do you still get the 1 mill bonus for completing all heists in order if your not host?

[chrome prairie]

it's possible you could get it

[hollow snow]

like if u join some1

[chrome prairie]

cmm

are you talking about criminal mastermind?

[cosmic jewel]

Yeah, the submarine car

[wintry heron]

Yes

Toreador formally called

[chrome prairie]

are you talking about criminal mastermind

[blissful bison]

Ocelot

[chrome prairie]

no wtf

[cosmic jewel]

Bro I have the pariah

Shit feels so dlow

I got destroyed by a italy

Gto

[blissful bison]

L

[chrome prairie]

that's because the pariah has the top speed

[hollow snow]

im jus talkin about the apartment heists

[chrome prairie]

not the acceleration nor the handling

yes

i believe so

[blissful bison]

He asked for the fastest car

[cosmic jewel]

Whats the fastest sports car then

[chrome prairie]

pariah

[blissful bison]

I mean the Itali rsx is good

[cosmic jewel]

What about an all rounded car

[chrome prairie]

itali gto

811

paragon R

unironically the paragon R with low grips has a top speed of 140 mph

[blissful bison]

The ignus

[chrome prairie]

obviously getting to 140 is difficult unless you're on the freeway

[blissful bison]

The braking is so good and the handing

And the speed

[chrome prairie]

the ignus is not a sports car

[chrome prairie]

and even with low grips the handling isn't that bad with the paragon r

[blissful bison]

I mean yeah

[chrome prairie]

i have a low grip paragon R

that shit can beat zentornos

[blissful bison]

What level do u have to be to use the custom shop in ls car meet

[chrome prairie]

obviously curb boosting is involved

none

you just need the membership

[cosmic jewel]

Cuz I'm looking for a all rounded sports car, money isn't really a problem

[chrome prairie]

itali gto

811

[cosmic jewel]

Alright, Amma buy the 811 then

[blissful bison]

Yeah totally

[cosmic jewel]

Thanks for the help

[chrome prairie]

no problem

the itali gto is the best

but

811 is up there

sports car

[flint blade]

What is more worth it?
The facility or the arcade

[chrome prairie]

the best one handling and acceleration wise

[chrome prairie]

arcade

[flint blade]

Alright thanks

[cosmic jewel]

Isn't the 811 just the 918 irl

[flint blade]

Ik

I will buy the one in the city

[blissful bison]

I go sleep gn

[chrome prairie]

you can do casino, you can get the master control terminal so you don't have to go to all your businesses and instead just resupply from there you get a 10 car garage and a neat place to vibe at

[flint blade]

I just need to do 2 cayo pericos

[chrome prairie]

basically

i recommend getting videogeddon

yes

arcade has a garage

[mighty steeple]

Lol wtf is your pfp

[chrome prairie]

got banned

rip bozo

[mighty steeple]

[chrome prairie]

she posted funny troll link because someone was begging for nitro and she got banned by the bot

she's asking lilbad for an unban

fr

[torn pivot]

Hi everyone. Anyone know why the cayo perico take is always a bit less than what it says on screen? Does a share go to Pavel and Madrazo?

[chrome prairie]

yes

fencing fees

and pavels cut

[torn pivot]

Thank you capitaine

[chrome prairie]

so if you got 2 million out of that almost 200k would go into fencing fees

well not 200k

more ilke 170k

come to gta media

[torn pivot]

Ok

[chrome prairie]

245 hours playtime

ez

[oblique sluice]

Hey i have a question

How you can know the id from someone in discord

[cosmic jewel]

@chrome prairie if I get an Italian gto what tunes should I do to it

[oblique sluice]

Someone can do me a favor

Please

[waxen field]

Itali gto my favourite car

I bought the Zeno

I can’t afford to visit the tiddy bar

Spirits are down

One heist will change all that

[mighty steeple]

I’m so hot

Ong

[fervent matrix]

I just did a 2m one
200k fencing 40k pavel

[lunar flame]

im hotter

[mighty steeple]

Gae

[gray knot]

For the casino heist what are the best crew for the elite Challenge for aggressive

[chrome prairie]

probably best gun worst driver worst hacker

since you can spam snacks in the vault

[gray knot]

Ok

[chrome prairie]

and guns are important so you don't get massacred

vehicles don't matter since ur gonna lose the cops through the tunnels

no what

they're going aggressive

what the fuck

why would you waste money on best driver

absolutely stupid idea

you would want worst hacker because it's aggressive?????

dumbass

it's aggressive

who the fuck gets paige on aggressive

are you stupid

[proud ridge]

i will pay someone £10 to do my flight school cus this shit is aids

[trail rose]

most are pretty easy except the helicopter ones

[proud ridge]

i hate flying

[proud ridge]

btw this low flying one is a pain in the ass like i can’t do it lmao

[keen pilot]

I can't shoot for some reason

I press RT and nothing happens

[waxen field]

In wot?

[pine stream]

Does anyone else get kicked off if u r doin contract missions on an invite only session?.

[waxen field]

No

[normal zenith]

Anybody wanna run prison break finale heist?

[visual drift]

whats a cheap but really fast wheelie bike

[fresh violet]

I don’t know if anyone would know this but in the MOV why wouldn’t let me customize all my weapons why only like four

[hollow sedge]

Hi

Sorry I’m on late guys

Oof maybe a bit too late 😂

[mighty steeple]

[soft torrent]

bati 801, 15k

[soft torrent]

me cuz i dont have avi unlocked

[grizzled stone]

Anyone wanna run Cayo Perico Heist? I have to do intel and preps still but it’s my first time running it

[soft torrent]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox

[mighty steeple]

Boobs

[magic geyser]

Should I keep streaming RDR Online or should I switch it up today

[mighty steeple]

Help

Heeeeelp

I’m stuck in a wine bottle help

[magic geyser]

How the

[finite saddle]

in what order should i do the cayo preps? easy to hard

[magic geyser]

What ever you think is better

[mighty steeple]

You should get me out this wine bottle first

Wait

I just said bottle when I meant glass

Im actually so stupid no wonder I was disowned

[royal void]

How did u even get stuck

[mighty steeple]

I squeezed in

[royal void]

Why

[mighty steeple]

When I shouldn’t have

Cuz it looked fun

[royal void]

I’m gonna have to break the glass

It might hurt

[mighty steeple]

Nooooo

[royal void]

How am I supposed to get u out then

[mighty steeple]

Pull me out

Dumbass

[royal void]

That’s gonna hurt even more then me breaking the glass

Yk what since u called me a dumbass u can stay in the glass

Bye

[soft torrent]

tf is going on...

[royal void]

He got stuck in a wine glass

[soft torrent]

[knotty harness]

[royal void]

[knotty harness]

[mighty steeple]

Ayo

The SUV service from the agency is crazy

The driver is insane lmaoooowtf

[soft torrent]

wym

[mighty steeple]

My guy is fucking swerving drifting and going full speed all at once in the jubilee

Hasn’t crashed either lmao

Brooooo

I swear lmfao

[knotty harness]

cat

[mighty steeple]

This dude just literally ignored my waypoint and just fucking went thr quickest way

That’s crazy

You guys need to try it lmao

[soft torrent]

gta gods blessed you with a one in a million occurrence

[mighty steeple]

Nah man

Try it

[strong zodiac]

y’all sum bitches

well some of you are cool

but most of you here are bitches

fr

[magic geyser]

I'm cool

God everytime I think about grinding I want to cry

[short kite]

How can I enter the compound in cayo perico from the sea tunnel??
I did all the mandatory preps but now there's only the main gate option

[open fossil]

Allo

[magic geyser]

Someone make grinding fun for me

[mighty steeple]

Your mom made grinding fun for me

[zenith harbor]

go to the drainage tunnel during your scope out using a boat

[mighty ingot]

1 more person needed for prison break setups included

[royal void]

@mighty steeple how u playing when u stuck in the wine glass

U lied to me

[wintry heron]

👀

[finite saddle]

what's the best approach vehicle for cayo

[earnest trout]

kosatka because of the drainage pipe

[zenith harbor]

for me its longfin

[safe zephyr]

Violence is always the answer

[tight mauve]

Can anyone help sell my bunker?

[strong galleon]

Hi i just bought kasatka with sparrow, why isn’t it armed? haven’t i paid top dollar for it already?

[zenith harbor]

you need to add missiles in your kosatka

[strong galleon]

cruise missiles?? what does it have to do with a helicopter 🤔

[zenith harbor]

no i mean go to your sparrow and you will get an indicator to how to modify your sparrow

[strong galleon]

before entering? nothing show up 😔 im standing right in front

[zenith harbor]

no after you enter

but dont bring it out

[strong galleon]

oh okay, thank you good man

[zenith harbor]

np

[sturdy hound]

Anyone know why my Casino Penthouse media room screen wouldn't work? Stays black/blank even when switched 'On' (i see subtitles) - other TVs are fine

[patent storm]

here to rant. why tf am i only just learning that in order to play with friends, i have to had completed the whole tutorial at the start of the online campaign, instead of skipping it? they dont tell you then that you need to finish it in order to play with friends, and now i find myself unable to play with mates because i didnt complete the tutorial originally. any ideas on how to complete it? to be honest, i dont even remember doing the tutorial anyway.

[zenith harbor]

what prevents you from playing with your friends?

Is there like note or something?

[patent storm]

#📸┃gta-media

i dont understand it at all

[zenith harbor]

is there any objectives in the tutorial?

[coarse pollen]

Prison break help anyone?

[soft torrent]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox

[coarse pollen]

I already tried that

No one respond

Responded

[soft torrent]

read the description of this channel my guy, u gotta be patient lol

[coarse pollen]

Yea ik

Just asking

[soft torrent]

well just letting u know

u aint gonna get anything here

[coarse pollen]

I did get some willing ppl once

[patent storm]

nah it just sets you up in online originally but idk why it never completed

[zenith harbor]

i used to do the tutorial and then I stopped playing for like 5-6 months then I return and everything is normal

try to finish all the missions there

[patent storm]

bruh

cant do the missions cos i got this other bug aswell

the industrial plant one

infinite loading screen when you get to the plant

[strong galleon]

oh bro it stung me so hard right in my heart; me and my friend have spent countless hours trying to figure that out back in what.. like 2015, we didn’t even had that pop screen you have on #📸┃gta-media ; we were kids and we have spent so much money that this hurt us so much we eventually stopped playing the game … only 3-4 years later we have tried to play again and fixed that but we never played again as we lost contact shortly after; sorry for long story, this shit just opened up a scar i forgot existed 😔

[zenith harbor]

this one just play the mission and after finishing its gone

[patent storm]

how did you fix it 😩

[patent storm]

no cos when you enter the mission its an infinite loading screen and u cant play it

[strong galleon]

i genuinely thought that time fixed it

as some update or fix

[patent storm]

well

nah

still fucked

[strong galleon]

nevertheless my relationship with that friend could look completely different today if only i haven’t chosen to skip that damned tutorial

it hurts bro ..

[noble frigate]

can i get 2 people to help me sell my cocaine?

[jade oriole]

irl or in game?

if in game maybe ppl at #🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox can help

[noble frigate]

thank you 🙂 new to the discord learning in and outs haha

[chilly pivot]

ok so can u do like the nightclub like let it build up stock and all that whilst doing the cayo heist?

[zenith harbor]

yes

[chilly pivot]

yus

good thx that really helped

[wintry heron]

@plain canopyith

Oi

[ruby turret]

lol

@plain canopyith

[jade oriole]

wut happen to lilith

[ruby turret]

im lilith

[plain wren]

I don't understand is 15 percent not reasonable for Cayo Perico

[jade oriole]

if u didnt help w preps 15 is vv reasonable

[jade oriole]

shut up myst

[plain wren]

That's what i'm saying

[ruby turret]

[jade oriole]

wut happen to leak gw ajak jalan" di pi and he didnt respond lmao

[ruby turret]

lol

@inland elbow

@inland elbow

[jade oriole]

wait why the fuck are there 5 myst's

@inland elbow

[spice fossil]

Guys I got a question

Is there a double value megladon shark card through the 21st?

[inland elbow]

Next week ulangan bangsay

T

[jade oriole]

maaf bosq

[ruby turret]

bangsay @inland elbow

[inland elbow]

Stfu

[jade oriole]

smoga lo g kyk myst tapi kyk gw ykyk

ranking 1

[inland elbow]

Amin

[jade oriole]

[short lake]

English bro

[ruby turret]

🤓

[short lake]

[ruby turret]

we arent talking about gta

[short lake]

Still can't talk about anything else in server in other languages

[copper ravine]

is double action revolver's damage on par with heavy revolver?

[ruby turret]

no

[jade oriole]

i dont think so considering it fires significantly faster

[copper ravine]

so which is better?

[jade oriole]

he j wants to get rank #1 mann np w that

[ruby turret]

thats being a nerd hahahdaahahhaha

[jade oriole]

well typically ppl put fmj rounds on the heavy rev to take out vehicles, so it depends what ur firing at

[copper ravine]

depressors

[jade oriole]

umm

neither?

[copper ravine]

???

so heavy revolver mk2 with fmj

[jade oriole]

yea

[copper ravine]

oh ok

[jade oriole]

altho if ur on foot ur better off using combat mg or snipe him off, and in a vehicle j throw c4's at him

[copper ravine]

okie

[slate olive]

hi

[wintry heron]

cargo griefings better than grinding

[wintry heron]

Auto mod banned them

[wintry heron]

@ΤGG

[wintry heron]

do it

[wintry heron]

I did

i dare u

But better

[jade oriole]

[wintry heron]

Ikr

[wintry heron]

trash grinder

[slate olive]

i have a reason why i want to be a griefer

[wintry heron]

The only thing I grind is your mum

Wait-

Son??

[wintry heron]

Lmao what

[slate olive]

reason 1 i have crippling depression

[jade oriole]

congrats

[wintry heron]

please come home i unsubbed to dream

[wintry heron]

Lmfaoo

[trail rose]

no father caused it?

[wintry heron]

understandable

[short kite]

Can I scope out the island once again?

[jade oriole]

yea ofc

[trail rose]

yes

[slate olive]

i have no one

to begin with

so yeah

[short kite]

God it really pissed me off playing 4 hours for the heist and ending up with nothing (it was my first time tho)

[wintry heron]

i gotchu bro whats ur address

[slate olive]

well

it is a joke

im not a grinder nor a griefer

[trail rose]

send your address 😉

i’ll drop something by

[slate olive]

what is it?

[wintry heron]

cringe

[wintry heron]

You ended up with failure. This is an important lesson in life believe it or not

For example, if my father failed to cum

[trail rose]

🗿

[wintry heron]

I wouldn’t have to deal with this bs

[wintry heron]

I’m sorry

I’m sober

[short kite]

[trail rose]

[valid bronze]

Nightclub stats for people who need them

[lunar flame]

neither would ur mother

[valid bronze]

Nvm

[wintry heron]

Wrong reply but tru

[lunar flame]

yea

[wintry heron]

Bitches think they’re shit

When they’re really

[valid bronze]

#📸┃gta-media

[wintry heron]

CEOs

[jade oriole]

im not 👍

[wintry heron]

[serene fern]

Hi

[wintry heron]

Hey

I like your name

Reminds me of a star

💀

Ofc you saw that

[lunar flame]

bruhh

[ruby turret]

illegal

[jade oriole]

no

[ruby turret]

yes

[jade oriole]

our govt. really doesnt give a damn tho

[ruby turret]

😢

[jade oriole]

well am i wrong?

[ruby turret]

[jade oriole]

[echo light]

When will the update come out

Weekly

[mighty steeple]

Bro

[serene fern]

Hio

[mighty steeple]

Someone cuddle me between their boobs

Im a little kitten

[serene fern]

…

[mighty steeple]

[echo light]

I'll cuddle you between my balls

[mighty steeple]

Gae

[serene fern]

[echo light]

[serene fern]

[wintry heron]

should I grind for the mil-spec or the scramjet?

[serene fern]

[echo light]

Eh

Why do you need mil spec

[fierce blaze]

Get cumjet

I mean scramjet

[echo light]

Get faggi

[wintry heron]

ight

[wintry heron]

idk anti lock on missiles ig?

[slate olive]

best mk2 weapon?

[wintry heron]

plus its easier to do missions with armored car even tho I got op mk2 and khanjali B)

[slate olive]

get buffalo stx

[wintry heron]

Are you the femboy in your pfp

[simple sleet]

mil spec looks awesome

[main sentinel]

getting bored of grinding gta v preps for cayo so i might start just joining in other's diamond casinos lol

[slate olive]

same armor and imani tech

[wintry heron]

maybe UwU💀

[wintry heron]

I haven’t played the update, whats imani?

[wintry heron]

either heavy sniper or combat mg

[wintry heron]

[main sentinel]

i did 1 cayo perico today and just said fuck it cause i got tired of the same process since i robbed that 3 times yesterday

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[main sentinel]

3 times after school

which was good cause i dont have a whole lot of time

[slate olive]

new character

[wintry heron]

Oh I mean the tech, new weapons?

[fierce blaze]

Fuck Rubio, fucking dude can't aim for shit and gives up 2 min after his stuff is gone

[slate olive]

the tech consists of missile lock on jammer and rc personal vehicle

[wintry heron]

gta logic😔

[slate olive]

new weapons are compact emp launcher

[wintry heron]

Oooh nice

[slate olive]

stun gun

and heavy rifle

[wintry heron]

How the rich be irl too tbh

They just wait to rob the poor again

While we rob em

[undone pawn]

im broke in gta only 80k

[gray knot]

Once you complete the Franklin and Lamar missions as host if you go to redo them can you choose play as Lamar

[wintry heron]

All that cocaine on the table you can’t snort that

[wintry heron]

Nicee

Lamar is lowkey amazing

Wish we could play him in story mode more

[echo light]

Shd i get imorgon

[simple sleet]

if you want to simply add to your collection yeah. the acceleration is nice but top speed is whatever

[worthy mist]

yo need help with setup mission for silent and sneaky the last setup is the vault laser will give 35 percent to who wants to help

[simple sleet]

i got an imorgan this week. it looks nice and it's pretty fun

[worthy mist]

anyone want to help

[simple sleet]

lfg

[worthy mist]

bruh no one is there bruh

i had to copy and paste my text from thwre to here

bc i dont want to type it again

[simple sleet]

no you didn't

[worthy mist]

yes i did beuh

anyone want to help me

[wintry heron]

yo

[simple sleet]

sup

[worthy mist]

wsp tryna help me in setup for casino

after last setup will give 35percent

[wintry heron]

ask in ifgs man

[worthy mist]

i tried man

but no one is there and no one is responding

[wintry heron]

try this server

[worthy mist]

thxs

[wintry heron]

shall i dm you

[worthy mist]

sure

[inland elbow]

Better than being homeless in the future

[ruby turret]

are you homeless

[inland elbow]

No tf

[tough spoke]

has anyone else's gta been very buggy lately?

[echo light]

No

My gta is fucking crashing tho

[tough spoke]

well, crashes, black screens, things not loading up.

[echo light]

No

Your game sucks

[tough spoke]

barely even used the disc

damn

[onyx imp]

Should I buy a coke lockup? And what is the best location that doesn’t sell at the top of map

[echo light]

The cheapest

[onyx imp]

Thing I don’t like about coke lockup is that I’m gonna buy the lockup and the both upgrades witch is like 2. Something mil

So for me to make my money back will be a year

[echo light]

U dont need to upgrade

[onyx imp]

I do

So I can get more money lol

[echo light]

Eh

Just get the sub

[onyx imp]

I have that

Bru Im level 62 so I think I have everything so I’m looking into buying businesses

So maybe coke lockup or is there some business that is better??

[wintry heron]

coc , meth and cash are the best

ig

[onyx imp]

That is coc?

Oh coke

[wintry heron]

cocaine bruh

[tough spoke]

I got a clubhouse, bunker, ceo office and counterfeit cash factory for a lvl 40. not sure how to get more cash for opressor and stuff for heists

[leaden vale]

had 3 shipments blown up today

[wintry heron]

sed boi hours

[tough spoke]

same

[leaden vale]

rage quit cus i wasted so much time on dumb driving coke and guns to get strafed by a hydra

i usually dont get my shit blown up so much idk why ppl just feeling violent today

[wintry heron]

akula bruh

[mighty steeple]

Bro

[leaden vale]

i cannot afford a akula

[onyx imp]

Do what business should I buy first!

[tough spoke]

filled with a lobby of greifers every time i log in

[wintry heron]

coke

ig

[simple sleet]

kill them

[leaden vale]

i usually don't bother anyone so they don't bother me but some people feeling douchey today

i guess

[onyx imp]

Bro u don’t appreciate that x box and ps4 players do not have modders

[leaden vale]

really annoying asf

[wintry heron]

it's easy if they killl you you kill them

[tough spoke]

i was once in a game where someone was in god mode

[leaden vale]

im not exactly a great fighter lol

[tough spoke]

cant if they spawn trap you

[onyx imp]

Guys can I do my coke lockup missions in a invite only?

[leaden vale]

i mean i can kill mk2 noobs all day but i dont got nothin to fight a jet or anything

only thing with missles i got is a sparrow lol

[wintry heron]

mann for some reason low lvls attack me

all the time

[leaden vale]

it's annoying

[onyx imp]

Sparrow is trash

[echo light]

They know u suck

That's why

[leaden vale]

i dont suck i just dont buy expensive planes

[onyx imp]

Cuz the durability in the sparrow is really bad

[tough spoke]

i hate kids that use opressors to grief 247

[onyx imp]

U hit it once then it smokes

[wintry heron]

it is fast but the homing rockets are bad at tracking

[echo light]

Im not a kid

[simple sleet]

sparrow is fine for setups. sitting duck against griefers

[leaden vale]

i use sparrow for anything i have to do cross map

i refuse to buy a mk2

[fierce blaze]

Sparrow is good for taking down npc

[tough spoke]

you get the point tho, i guess not because you have an opressor

[wintry heron]

mk2 is just sitting there in my terrabyte

[fierce blaze]

If you're also good at tracking with heli than you'll be good at hitting enemies with the missiles

[wintry heron]

bruh

[onyx imp]

The akulla is soo much better tho

[simple sleet]

why? not everyone with an mk2 griefs

[onyx imp]

Ik right I use a msk 2

[onyx imp]

That’s doesn’t make me a griefer

[simple sleet]

i use mk2 just to travel

[echo light]

Maybe it's too expensive for em

[tough spoke]

like last night i had a group of 3 guys kill me repetitively for 3 hours straight because i didnt care because i just give up