#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Hamster
hamster

but aggressor good

u wish
u cant even complete cayo u glitched out mf



are u blues?
idk bro

Wait do you actually need to buy a penthouse to purchase the Kosatka?
Don’t think so no
No, you just have to visit the music locker by the side of the casino to start the first cayo perico heist
kiss my ass
I bought Casino membership and the Entry fee for music locker I still can’t access the VIP area to meet up with Miguel Madrazo.
Cuz you dumb
U said u got quad og'd?
Any indian ? Dm
That’s the reason
Go visit the Music Locker next to the casino
where can i start a "searace"
What a valid reason i’m sure you have unused brain cells in that head of yours.
Haha
I do
i actually wanted to start heists so ill get discounts on akula and deluxo
Arguments in GTA server love it
But I won’t be wasting them on you
I did. Can’t access the VIP area? I do need to access the area to meet with Miguel Madrazo right?
Too bad ur arguing on a gta server
I dont

Actual 12 year olds
open your map
Yeah facts
go to the H on your map

green H in the hills
you'll get a text from miguel
then you can go to the vip area
Miguel is cute
no
Yeah
you have bad taste in men
Ok
Im cute af
1.3m
I'm sexy af
first thing i see after coming back lmao
how much cash
@chrome prairie sorry for fucking everything up
1.2m

dead
you didnt take secondary loot?
Best pfp in the game
Thanks a lot. I got it now.



vader
Bro
Ran by hamster
That’s a good money move
As long as you get rich it don’t matter how you did it
Scam them kids
Their parents do
Yeah but
No buts
U still play gta?
Not much
I gave up
Lol
💸
Fortnite sex
Get rdr

material girl
nah bro dw
Can u cheat in rdr?
he's cracked at fortnite my guy
Bruh
hello guys


No 🧢
I love sex tho
I love hamsters too
man spoke straight up facts
So idk what imma do but it aint gonna be good
i dont wanna talk about it 
Bro having sex with hamsters wtf
i-


wtf bro
cap
No

No cap
sechs
Yeah
you know you're bisexual when people can't tell the gender of ur crushes

gruppe sechs
Group sex
yes
Im hamstersexual
Honestly that’s the best company name ever
hampter
a random npc took a pic of me

I am leaving
maybe there is a human size hamster
Im gliding away
who knows
This is getting weird
go somewhere private smh
What should I buy I have got 3millions
Hamster
Got it
obliteration it is
Guess what
who
Guys guess what

who
no
Chicken butt
Ayo
😩
Somebody collect their mans

He’s yours right @chrome prairie
ayo
whos
Get him outta here
what
No i like hamsters
are u promoting beastiality
Yeah fr
hamsters cute 
Mans is into hamsters and chickens get him out
food is just a bait
what type of food
This is so bad I had to leave through the same door thrice
Veggies

Just when I thought I seen it all
ima sell my businesses tomorrow
imma sell my soul to the devil for 500 vbucks tomorrow
i have a big pepep
for me its bull shark card worth if money
yours must be hairy cause ur a hamster
irl money?


Hamster money
hamptercoin
or do you wanna switch places with me
dude i can't if he running away ffs
b11 or hydra or savage or hunter with trade price
fuck the hydra
b 11
Salt much
yes and no
my computer is so bad i literally cant run half the game i have
even discord is lagging dude
Lol
DOOMSDAY CAN suck my nuts
No
What u mean doomsday is great
Thats gross!
why am i always broke in gta?
i dont feel like saving up thats the problem
Exactly
Finale?
infinite black sceren
@frosty linden u not in our lobby xd
I'll inv u direct to finale
ye
By phone msg
seggs
quit game
Inving u and lake to fcility @chrome prairie
balls
loaded in
Anybody want to make a Ps5 party and do heists
waiting to invite @short lake

yo

nevermind
They buying armor

@frosty linden


Just wanted to say I caught you in 4k
wut
@frosty linden @short lake lake's being a baby so he left
who else we got to do the finale with
do you want franklin to stay at home 24/7
alright
ye
do i need a casino penthouse to buy the kosatka?
Finale easy then prep
finale's hard too
Xd
but we did it
@wintry heron
no
they're fucking with you
smh
open your map
in the hills you'll see a green H
click on it
if it says cayo perico go to that location and you'll get a text from miguel madrazo. after that you can visit the vip lounge
avons car is ugly
ok thx
Bro
I just spoke to a personal trainer about my shoulders
He said my genetics are insane for bodybuilding if he can fix my shoulder and back imbalances
My ego is through the roof rn

damn
My left side is really off balance to my right side of my back
My entire shoulder blade, traps, rhomboids
and my hip is slightly off balance
i do
athletics over aesthetics
but my leg is fucked
I used to be so boxing
I used to do ballet when i was like 12
so i have to wait 4 months until i can start going to the gym again
That’s why my right side is much more dominant
Bruh are u kidding me I got tequila and only 2 gold😔

Same, i like calisthenics tho
i just wanna get in shape
I like the bodies most athletic sports players have
i've been overweight my whole life
this is what happens when parents teach you to eat your plate
I’m 10% body fat
and don't care that you're fucking full

i actually believe this
but also played volleyball for 6 hours a day
boxing can do that to you
Yh but it put me off balance
so your weight went from 80 to 117 (i grew taller as well tho so I'm not obese just overweight)
I’m 87kg rn, 6’1 at 10-11% bf
you're 6'4???
bruh lmao
i thought you were a girl 
nah fr tho
i was simping for a guy
my crush was 5'11
i like taller girls
10/10 except the toxicity
i want someone taller than me
you like being stepped on
My leg power is through the roof as well
you can break my back too

Lol
or blow it back
how are you feeling today xia
your choice 
You know the punching machines
@chrome prairie ok done
I'm gucci
I went to the arcade yesterday and they had one
~you can stop nutting now
my best is like 400?
what the fuck
On the second try
with my scrawny ass arms
I've never tried boxing
My first try was like 780
I wanted to do shadow boxing but
I don't wanna look stupid
I've always been more of an athlete
I should have taken a picture to flex sadge
i have slight lower back scoliosis
i'll invite you @chrome prairie
eat less
or no
eat more
volleyball soccer swimming racing cycling ballet rope climbing wall climbing
My calories are like 2800-3000
if you wanna lose weight
A day
I recommend either getting into a intense sport like volleyball
But I eat clean and boring
or making friends and consistently going to the gym
Unless I do cheat days and order
i need gym obsessed friend
i ain't paying a dime for trainers
fuck em
they expensive asf
My friend is like 5,6 and he weighs 107kg
now that
is difficult
He’s a bit fatter but he’s strong af
cause i felt shit
yes well
cause i was eating low calorie
fat people are stronger
like low calorie
have you not seen sumo wrestlers
nah
if ur fat ur calves are probably built different
dad/old man power >>>> bodybuilder power
i swear to god most old people could beat you to a pulp
they have that labour strenght
nah not really
yes
here's the best method to lose weight
dude
I’m still relatively fast at running as well
for breakfast eat bell peppers
I’m fast cuz of my leg power but my stamina sucks now
join neeb
for lunch eat half of what you eat
I don’t do cardio
you won't keep that diet up for more than 2 days
your metabolism drops
man i eat like 3 egg omlet
Both
women are too good to be disrespected like that 
yea imagine being mysoginistic
I eat french toast equal to like 800 Calories, 2 bananas, Greek yogurt with blueberries and a protein shake
Which is maybe 1500 calories
Altogether
Maybe a bit more
Has this chat always been about not gta stuff or?
they all look bussin bussin

Damn I only asked because I joined a couple days ago
I started off really skinny
I was athletic af during high school and college and then I put on size

you feel cold
I'm not american xd
being lean is better

Guys I need help
Ok ask
I really want the skull face tattoo and I want a easy way to get 500 headshots.
What’s a good way and easy
no shit
500 headshots on npc or ppl ?
Pretty sure I have to kill them with the headshots/ people
Xd
Start a mission from Simon or Gerald that doesn’t give you wanted levels there you go
which is?
Holy shit won’t that take hours
Go on yt and find a video on how to do it
I’m just gonna greif people
Better then taking yrs by killing random ppl
It’s going to take a while no matter what
Yeah ik
Especially longer if you grief because you might grief the wrong person
Just do blow up III and go to the walk of fame area
Where’s that
In the job section under missions
I mean the walk of fame area
Pay someone a cayo to ruin their kd
I might just do that
What type of deathmatch do I join tho
With the guy
go into the subway
easy headshots
why do i get kicked back to gta 5 everytime i complete a cayo with someone
mommy @mint zealot
lets
goooooo
well gg neeb
Does anyone else keep getting thrown out invite only sessions after so long?.
goodnight

why
Balls
i also wanna get a facility
Me listening to the Waffle House waitress say they’re out of hash browns before I shatter her skull with a .44 Magnum

i have 11.5
ayo?
wtf daily objective
i wanna do them
cause
30 day bonus or smth
umm
@chrome prairie
wanna do a quick fleeca?
i'll give full cut
it ain't much but it's honest work
pls
sure
Who pinged me
I bought the savage and I am very disappointed
and volleyball
Damn u Guy's still playing
don't you dare
Bro I can only change color
hits like a motherfucker tho
Pegasus
After full act 1 , cayo now feelca @frosty linden @chrome prairie
yes

yes
gimme 2
i bought 1.1 mil apartemnt
Bozo u playing without me?
How to waste money 101
mighta nutted
everytime i crack a bone i nut
What?
still have 10 mil
Saw what bro
saw sum sus

nah fr
you preachin
Perfect X to strike
ayo>
tell me when you joined
Missile locked and fired
y'all donw bad for a bird

you saw nothing
you in a full session
FBI open up
Are u a girl?
Who asked u mf
you did
U glitched ass rat
🧢
I can see that
L
nooo

sleep time
no
yes
no
sleep
yes
fuck this gta is sus
no sleep
I loaded in
🔩
nut on her thigh, escape in the tdi
nut and bolt
🚗
Any1 want subway?
yes
yes
i want a subway melt
with extra cheese and extra olive and honey mustard
Yessir
jokes on you
that rule 34 thing?
I was already going to hell
with subway or nah?
nah that was one the extra meat thing
With dickway
🥜
😳
got me bricked up
Lmfao
the gorilla grip

make a new server
Hiii guys
gawk gawk 3000 double twist gorilla grip
unironically
Eggs
Are u a girl?
hello saitama from mid piece
i didn't watch it
Triggered👀
why do u always make it sussy
but i ain't watching 1000 episodes gain
Are u a fucking girl yes or no
i can barely watch a 24 episode anime
none of ya business
Flipping pancake Ass answers
they said what they said
naruto was the longest i watched
I am on 317th lol
i like how
and currently watching boruto
it's balls
and can't open lils profile
Who is lil
lil dick in yo mouf
ayo goth girl?
There isnt any ps4 players in this chat lol

You are..
Step on me
Besides me
even fucking better
Ik XD
end my suffering mommy
great minds think alike
Person below is mega gay

frick
Lmfao
hi xia
xia more like see ya on dis dick

end my suffering yes
xia is cool
Yeah ur fucking mom jokes are funny
U glitched little coont
U rat
yeah me fucking ur mom is funny
Pancake ass mf
because she doesn't exist
Yeah no wonder

at least I wasn't left 
Whats that bird called
you call venom ur daddy ur not venom
The one that goes oeul

ayo???????
Mommy
i have to buy expensive milk now 😐
that tastes like ass
am i supposed to eat oreos with water now?
Then just eat my ass it’s free
Ew
nah
“bet”
okay but like mfs who like being degraded are freaky asf
i'm freaky asf
and i like being degraded
and like getting my head crushed
just not my balls, that's hella freaky
I will only send invis messages only
ayo

I haven't had a physical sexual experience where I was the sub tbh
stop getting people to pull it
Joe mama alabama eating Obama
and it's getting pulled now
Ayo wtf
by itself
Was I banned or something
no
Too
Wtf
I just got like kicked out into dms but I was still in the server
ion know
How is my name
Then got taken to the rules like if I just joined
I don't have it 
Rate my fucking name
Fuck me






