#🚔┃gta-discussion
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i need to rob a store but the clerk isnt here
did your dad nut into an incubation chamber or some shit? did he skip the woman in the process
yes
yes he did
he was too based
i'll never even be 1% percent of how based he is
Im on that sugma grindset 
the only thing you've yet to come out from is the closet
Anyway have fun losers
That I do when things get ugly
i remember that tweet of the dad that told his kid "i fucked your mom" after beating him at a game
Fuck off ya bri'ish wankahr
and the kid said "i was deeper than you ever did"
getting put up for adoption 101
Why tf isnt the clecrk spawning
Broooo

Damn

Bye bye
As i see by your pfp your cultured
alr i finished teh tutorial
what now?
Xue hua piao piao Wei Sheng chiao chiao win Sheng Chen mao
Lmao no
Fat American pig
where are you from
CCP 
what are your exact current coordinates
got the whole squad laughing
thanks i know
not talking to you
):
Idk I don't speak Americano
or fuck the cousin
bro?

Bond 4 gold
Get grindin
yea
spend 40000000000000000000000000000 usd on shark cards
damn
people really buying gta in 2022
🚶
Yea i know
Literally
But im stubborn and not easily made mad
Mk2 gonna put missiles in yo ass
i mean i can help
i need a buddy to play with
sure
where you from
FIANLLY
I'm on my way d
an european
Fuck Europeand
perfect

add me on discord
more of chinas in asia than europe
What u sayin me herman
what
anyone in here who would love to fight a griefer? he's terrorizing my lobby
This chat more drad than communism
Can anyone help me on a heist
Lfg servers pls

bitch you literally have some naked woman as your pfp
sit the fuck down
Doja trash

Better than being a weeb 

47369420
What makes more money security and pahphone hits or VIP contract ?
Wut
narcissism 👍
Agency is good
LMAO
I didnt come here to talk trash

Uh well u can leave then
someone has a 68 million cayo potential run
I know cayo is best way buy im sick of doing the same all over ahain

noob
I wanna be poor
neeb 
Well theres diamond casino heist
Probably the best heist apart from cayo i think
Do the old heists
Bruh then help noobs i guess
Do the Domesday heists and get frustrated

Doomsday heist is ez
yeah just drive around and help people i geuss
Go get tits
Ok fuck you
Elon musk is in GTA, via the doomsday heist
I have tits

When
Phub
Bigger

But that's the same thing i just wanna know what is better VIP or security and payphone

depends
On tits
Payphone hits pay good to right
No
Whut
vip is fun for the first time and payphone is just free 85k for like 5min work
When im bored i kill noobs. Cancelled?
Yep zamnn im like a new building up myself to the top so yeah
respect that
Bruh



Help them bruh apartment heist or somthnf

Helping noobs is cringe
Unlike me i love the solo lobby

Its boring too

I was protecting someone who was selling their warehouse crates once
But I locked onto him by accident
Oh yeah to start cayo y need like 25k rite
What about the casino heist?
Same

When someone does that too i get fricked out
'accident' 😉
25k?
Ye
Y sure tho
Yes
Well that's why i frick out
Cuz that's a lie
Bruh why the prison break one i need to pay like 40k

That's why im asking about the agency and not cayo or casino
And why business charged too high
I dont have friends so i can't do prison break
Well it’s not a lie cuz I wasn’t in his ceo thing and he was getting chased

Like at the end of the day i need to pay 11k tho
Yep
Play with randoms sucks too
Need to wait or something smh
Time to get titties

Idfc cuz my shit was destroyed?

Titties in my mouth 🥵
Whats ur shit?

You wait for someone to join and then other leaves

Lol
🍑
In my public lobby probably like 80 percent of them is either griefer or modder


Or both
Yep
Solo lobby is the one
yet
Yeah but i saw a video
So its grifers aka me
Why the consoles dont have modder tho?
I think its not easy then

yes
Like u can't just install an app u want

not worth the effort
Yep not impossible i think
They even ban for searching porn on edge browser inside xbox
But it is impossible to wait for gta 6

@chrome prairie i heard you here i come
ngl gta has been boring af for the last couple of months imo
Why tho
Yeah i finished the story mode so yep
nothing to do
Reset
Y rich?
nah
Bad aim? Can't fly?
Now make money
i started playing summer 2021
Man i hate the gun on the oppressor
biddies yum
so i’m only like rank 50 or so
i don't like big biddies
I started playing December 2020
big biddies are ugly
Biddies

There’s nothing better than cruising in a car listening to music
same
agreed
lies

(real)
all biddies are good


2020??
Smaller are better cuz they fit in my mouth better 
all biddies are good

I made 190mil+
nvm lol
Yo just sayin this year is fifa year
🧢
i started 2021
but my preference are biddies that are slightly bigger than boy biddies 
Whats ur team
What's biddies
wdym

What the team y choose to win

😔
Whats this mofo
embed fail

I dont know ig biddies
UwU




chuck I told you youre gonna get banned

no
you wanna hear it in spanish noh

this is such an OG song
si
What song
Puta
I wanna get wasted to this
Idiota
do it then smh
irl

i don't have the good stuff for that :(
Puta
we just robbed cayo again total 8m

Fuckuta is spanish?

Yo are disguise is good for solo?
Eh modders no life
eh griefers no life
eh gta online players no life


Eh discord users
eh weeb no life

No life

Is that hacker
no
Ok
Enough man
Instant ban 👀
I dont get the humor from the beluga vid
because its bad
then have fun grinding all day r* is just
beluga and his fans are fucking cringe
Yep
got tequila

Thanks someone said this
painting
that's life.
and 1 stack of coke
I thought i was the one
U are a no lifer
na i will grind till 100m and quit game
Wouldn't get it
Coke

who?
U mean mod 100m?
nah
Without modding of course
bunkers

sure i can do that too
That's a mofo lie

well i got cash in second warehouse
yep my monitor is
Yoooo

noh
Is it pricey

yep
You are cringe





anyone wanna hear date of gta 6 and announcement?
😢
i wish indian youtubers werent cringe
Yooo

Sometimes 
Has the 1 shot sniper been patched?
no
Great
hey could anyone do sum heists wit me
When im gonna return to gta im gonna be a menace to the gta community
use the lfg channels
Gonna oppressor blast all these noobs
the wat channells
Lfg- looking for group
lfg channels

Yeah and then im gonna slap em with my bare bootycheeks
What u wanna do
Bruhhh
Must be rich
anything that will get me started
U
Yep probably just join other heist
Or u wanna start one?
Just have oppressor rn but finna buy a workshop next for my guns and then buy a snippy
Yooo yeah help tht guy
please
Shut up
your a life saver
Mod deez nuts please
ye so he kill mk2 griefers 😄
I'm so fucking pissed
add me chuckdefaate
wot?
anyone want wota o bota
where wouuold i add u im new
i know lilith will like it
What song
social club
Not tik tok song of course
Helikopter helikopter
press the home button
Yp
while ur in gta online
the home button on your keyboard not the microsoft button
it's labeled home

Im playing gta on my nokia
K

Yo it sucks man
I got school tomorrow

same
Zamn
we fucked
F
who's we
kyle and me
done


Shut up

friended u

oh sorry
i friended u
you found my bestfriends house
wait network error
k
Eh

pog can I go?
;-;

He's a guy 





meanie
🥵
Yo suggest me a song
half the pop cring
Kali Uchis After the storm
hotel california by the eagles
Pearl Jam Do the evolution
Dj Assault
@barren plank join me
i dont listen to modern stuff
how
Son that’s not modern
Probably most of the tik tokers dont know
Lmao
Yep
idk anything
Its kinda depends
If yall want to listen to some great classical guitar
Bruh its like 1970 somehin
modders caged me
PlayboyCarti type beat
Listen to "Song of Golden Dragon"
i cant move
I can play one
Bye Estas Tonne
Cramp?
ok done
they can do that
Gettin drunk and high to lil uzi is a worthwhile experience
ikr
I too can but playing song of golden dragon is my dream

should have streched
Uep
how do i join ur game
Pause the game
i usually just beat myself with hammer
Then click friends i think
Legends
Im on mobile now because my monitor sucks
Whut
F
Its just red lines
Everybody down bad in here
Yo the kali uchi one is good

Suggest me more
guys do i do 40m spending spree?
Yep
Yeah man
Metric Black sheep
Definitely
nope
Brandy by looking glass
@mossy burrow I spent 70 mill the weekend alone
say yes 6 times and i will do it

ah yes alone like me

yes 6 yes
Im loding gta now

is there any way to get a custom crew emblem?
6 yes and i will do spending spree :D.
@slender stag it’s from 6 years ago
Im in but im at an mc club I didn’t even buy one
They never took it away
Yeah i saw like people selling money services in gta online

zamn
Guys help me
I’m not selling anything tho
My right wrist hurts for some reason
social club website
They just never took it away
I see y can get like 15 mil in like 1 bucks or less

My character is wearing underwear and i legit canr put anything else on him
yea but like, upload your own?

I tried changine sessions
no
rip

doing spending spree boiss
brakence is so hot
join my channel
stream
Heck yeah
What channel
music > stream
damn it 4 peeps only
aww mann
go to sexy time room
how do i get more peep
and stream there
i dont have the channels

i dont got the whole channels i only got gta channels
bad
so no stream?
i see others with their own emblems, how did they do it?
you want to grind wit me
wait
they made them with the emblem editor


xd


xd

50 cent 
Shut up

you big meanie
Oh please im just kidding

sheesh
Gonna cry now?
my gorila role is not there

Why eh?
i dunno someone removed it
Whut
Anyone wann do heists
Shut up please will u
phd floppa
Gotta school going on tomorrow

pog
Sorry I have an issue hereby I get stuck at the gate in the underground vault during the Cayo perico heist
restart
restart your pc idk
never happened to me
How do you get stuck
yes
anytime i want to open the gate that requires 2 players my character just stops moving i cant control it
You can right click to exit
Yep
Solo maybe
But when 4 players cayo god damn
Definitely gonna buy the kosatka one
Sorry no clue whats wrong then
what the fuck is this
Language wtf is wrong with y

moosic
yes
Whut is cmm?
Cum?

Ohhh

U purchase the cmm ?
Zamn

🍆
VNM daddy

Lmao i can tell why youre a bad sport
But bunker y get for free is in paleto bay
Cringe
Yep
Fuc u
which is the best buisness in gta
Cocaine
Rockstar needs to remove bad sport off destroying a weaponized vehicle
And crate warehouse of course
Zaamnnn
Whut
thanks
But not vehicles warehouse
No prob
why smh
When I snap I see red like I’m possessed by a demon 
What song playin rite now?
vnm bulit like this

bad
Idk bruh

How long are you in the bad sport lobby for @wintry heron
U are
Under my possession
Yep
Next time I go it’s gonna be for 3 months
I know I just don’t know what to do with myself between sets
imagine being bad sport

L ratio
So I can’t afford to go back there
I knew it
Isn’t the x80 20k to get back ?
Are the bad sport is ridiculously bad tho??
Ruiner??
What about jet 
Is the ruiner worth it
sussy nuts
But yeah they said lazer oppressor is a must griefer vehicle
No but it just lets you blow up personals without any bad sport
Yes
Expertssss
It’s pretty fun
Bruh
Yo just sayin

Whats this discord steam free nitro thing
A scam
you have no brain tbh
They said it was a virus or somehin
A scam
Ik thats a scam for sure
And you spam the link in every channel you’re in
Free nitro doesn’t exist homie
anyone wana do the prison break heist?
Yep
Just give Them your adress and they Will give you nitro
dont say you clicked on one 
52m
ah yes
Nopeee
But this one person

Click it for fun
52m spending spreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’ll give you 1 mill
Keep sending me messages about free nitro
Lets go fool

na i wont buy that much cars

anyone want to do the prison break heist I only need one palyer
What’s the cut
da mods are not giving me gorilla role

Sorry but i gotta sleep
Bruhh
bru
Y modder or something?
Don’t click any wacky links kids
Its like 11pm now
Yep
not for me
I’m standing at the top that’s how I know you never seen the top
This one person said that hes brother click steam free nitro
And his steam cant open
Drake is just op tbh

Yep ik
Drake is soft
Aight
i am creating group
Aubrey ain’t been the same since pusha
U doing it now tho?
i dunno
But u say
In 2 days
if you wanna see 50m spending spree
Plz someone help me
Bout to do cayo for first time someone wish me luck
From the past 20 minutes my character is in his underwear
I cant have him wear anything else
I restarted twice changed lobbies
Did but only still underwear there
So it’s your fault cuz you dumb
My boi was taking a dip in the pool and this shit happened
Well thanks for ur shitty advice
I'm on the verge of deleting this game
No explanations, boundless greiferes, oppressor griefers, loading screen takes 20 hours
love modders
Like just for one game
got force crashed by a fuckface
can anyone help me and my frinds with the prison break heist?
@mighty steeple fixed this shit! I started cayo gather intel mission and finally cud change outfits
Never gonna wear that stupid underwear
sure
Ill have my boi go naked
what is your gamer tag?
for future reference go to #💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
my name
lol
rip bozo
i prefer cum
What's the best nightclub delivery vehicle?
Van
Can't use regular van because of much more supplies
And its better if u upgrade the van
Likr u
Get pounder
Okay
Pounded* 
How many rockets can it take
30 missiles according to google
Sug my cog
Don’t have any
he means man titties
Tits are tits mi hermano

is it ok to buy the cheapest hangar in fort zancudo
does it make any difference?






