🚔┃gta-discussion

[analog plinth]

you just get a sudden urge to buy everything and it gets poofed

[open fossil]

Most cash

For me it’s 102 million

[wintry heron]

Gigachad

[wintry heron]

18mil for me

[hollow sedge]

I just started so it would be the 2.2 mil I had when I bought the kosatka today

[lunar flame]

fr

[wintry heron]

In one day thco

[analog plinth]

i killed a tryhard with terrorbyte drone

[wintry heron]

Fuckkk

Damn

[wintry heron]

lol haha

Bro I wanna suck Pavel off he so 😋

[analog plinth]

he raged so hard that he tried obliterating and failing

cuz i was in a shop

[wintry heron]

[analog plinth]

ayo what the

[hollow sedge]

I get my armoured kuruma on the shore call my dinghy then sail to that start the set up go to the shore get in my kuruma go where I need to go, come back to dinghy then onto the sub it’s so good

[analog plinth]

i did the same

[hollow sedge]

Don’t blame ya

[wintry heron]

Don't act like u don't wanna

[analog plinth]

pavel > lester 100%

[analog plinth]

you aint wrong

[hollow sedge]

His accent is just ugh

As in ugh in good way

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

Yes

[analog plinth]

pavel's onlyfans was the biggest turn on of 2021

[open fossil]

Aye.

[wintry heron]

Russians

[open fossil]

That’s pretty good

[analog plinth]

i gtg now

cya

[hollow sedge]

Oi I like pavel but lester is still the beautiful cripple 😂

Show him respect

[wintry heron]

Yeah I need day link

[analog plinth]

its private shhh

[open fossil]

[analog plinth]

lester = georgina's simp

[open fossil]

Who’s making these?

[wintry heron]

Damn

[hollow sedge]

I almost ran out of time doing my weapons one I had no organisation 😂

It was my first set up though

[analog plinth]

you have an agnecy?

agency?

[hollow sedge]

No I have a ceo office tho

[analog plinth]

the dr dre contract story is pretty imo

tho grinding it is not as good as cayo

[hollow sedge]

How much money

[analog plinth]

for 1 time its good

1 mil for first time

and again the best thing is chop

yeah

you can get a little bit of rp if you pet chop lmao

[hollow sedge]

Chop is amazing

[analog plinth]

he is too old now tho

[hollow sedge]

Yea

[analog plinth]

he aint gettin around too much

[wintry heron]

Man's boutta sleep fireva

[analog plinth]

F

[hollow sedge]

Idk why people don’t like the assassination missions though I think they’re cool

[analog plinth]

whats the most expensive purchase you dont regret in gta

[analog plinth]

the payphone hits?

[hollow sedge]

Kosatka

[analog plinth]

same honestly

[hollow sedge]

What is that?

[analog plinth]

except captains's call

[analog plinth]

in story mode lester called franklin for assassination hits right?

[hollow sedge]

Yea

[analog plinth]

now franklin gives us payphone hits

and they pay pretty good

[hollow sedge]

How much

[analog plinth]

like 80k

[hollow sedge]

And how do I start em

[analog plinth]

if assassination bonus completed

[open fossil]

For me it was my 5 large warehouses

[analog plinth]

get an agency first

then do a couple contracts

and you should unlock it

[hollow sedge]

Oh how much is an agency

[wintry heron]

U have a weird addiction with yacht

[analog plinth]

i dont even use special cago warehouses lmao

[wintry heron]

Go to doc

[open fossil]

It was 7-8 mil for all 5 I think

[analog plinth]

cheapest one is 2 mil ig

[analog plinth]

document forgery?

worst buisness

[hollow sedge]

Oh rip

[wintry heron]

Damn yes

[open fossil]

That’s the biggest purchase I don’t regret.

[analog plinth]

damn

[hollow sedge]

I just payed out for a sub don’t have that money

😂

[analog plinth]

do the heists again and again

[open fossil]

I kind of resent my yacht, but other people have a lot of fun on it lol

[analog plinth]

you would have tok much miney once you have done it over 100 times

[hollow sedge]

I’m just gonna do cayo

[analog plinth]

yes

grind it

what approach did you take for the first time

[open fossil]

I’ve done Cayo 200+ times. And there is no such thing as too much money in this game.

[hollow sedge]

I think I’m gonna do the water tunnel for my first one

[wintry heron]

I’ve just finished Criminal Mastermind, what should I get? (Businesses)

[analog plinth]

ikr but like i have 24 mil rn

[hollow sedge]

Cus I’ve heard it’s a good entrance

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cayo-perico-gtav-rockstar-games-gta-gtaonline-gif-21695470

[analog plinth]

do anything you like

[open fossil]

Rn I have 60 mil, and I’m thinking, when am I gonna grind to 100

[analog plinth]

i have tried all five

[analog plinth]

same

[pulsar cliff]

I’m doing the doomsday heist for “fun”

[analog plinth]

dont try the velum approach at first tho

[visual drift]

i dont understand how people get 60 mil

[analog plinth]

cuz its the aggressive one

[wintry heron]

El rubio

[analog plinth]

its difficult ngl

[analog plinth]

grinding my guy

[pulsar cliff]

Yeah

[analog plinth]

how the fuck el rubio still doesnt get his security better and more guards

[visual drift]

i dont play the game much because im not smart enough to get money

[pulsar cliff]

I made it to 12 mil before I wasted it all on the Contract dlc

[analog plinth]

when on hard mode only 1 more hack

[analog plinth]

damn

[open fossil]

I just go to the one on ground level

[analog plinth]

el rubio is very angry on us and we are grateful to have him

[open fossil]

It’s only two prints on hard lol

[analog plinth]

yeah

i used the office on

to get thr safe and then go down

not much difference imo

[hollow sedge]

El Rubio fed a man to a panther can we not forget 😂

[analog plinth]

ikr

to his panther

[open fossil]

Man fuck el Rubio. All my homies hate

[analog plinth]

i-

[mint zealot]

kitty needs to eat

smh

[hollow sedge]

Lol

[analog plinth]

you get your money by el rubio smy

[analog plinth]

very small kitty it is

[open fossil]

Eh, not really

[hollow sedge]

Should just eat el Rubio then

[open fossil]

Not as much as I used to anyway

[analog plinth]

well the best way to get money

[open fossil]

Yeah, but it’s so boring now

[analog plinth]

1 hour 1.5 mil is not too bsd imo

[open fossil]

It’s not even challenging anymore

I wrap it up in 45-50 minutes

[analog plinth]

thats why we need another heist but related more to cars

and not like futuristic cars

[knotty harness]

so you want fast n furious

[hollow sedge]

Yea the game is called grand theft auto

[mint zealot]

yes

[analog plinth]

cuz after all its grand theft auto

[open fossil]

Oh, like the tuners update?

Or this one?

[analog plinth]

this game is after all about cars

[mint zealot]

car dealership heist

[analog plinth]

well yes but heist one

[analog plinth]

omg yes

like in ff 1-2

[hollow sedge]

That would be cool

[analog plinth]

and in the ff5

[final bear]

Weren’t you going to sleep

[analog plinth]

honestly if there was a heist based on fast n furious 5 i would be very happy

i was

but i cant ;-;

[final bear]

Damn

[analog plinth]

imagine pulling a vault with 2 cars

[open fossil]

That amg looking car. Sucks

[analog plinth]

which

[open fossil]

Benefactor Schlagen

[analog plinth]

by looks or by performance

[open fossil]

Looks nice tho

[analog plinth]

yeah it looks nice

[hollow sedge]

Maybe it’s like robbing a car that’s like in a car dealership the set ups is a laser cutter to get through the glass, gun for cameras late at night get away vehicles hack into the place where the vehicle is you have the hacker for the amount of time until alarm is triggered and then you lose the cops in the stolen car and then you sell it to the buyers the more damaged the less it is

[analog plinth]

idk about performance tho

[analog plinth]

YES

oops

caps on

[hollow sedge]

I pronounce to you the car dealership heist

[analog plinth]

or maybe ramming into a bank with an insurgent then pulling the vault out

[hollow sedge]

And maybe even choose to keep the car? 🤷‍♀️

[analog plinth]

basically fast n furious

[open fossil]

I don’t like it, but I will keep it

[analog plinth]

shlagan?

[open fossil]

Ye

[analog plinth]

it looks nice

[hollow sedge]

That is a million dollar idea I should take this to rockstar I might even get hired 😂

[open fossil]

It would be better if the spoiler came up automatically

[analog plinth]

you should lol

[open fossil]

Instead of a standard spoiler

[knotty harness]

literally just import export

with more work

[open fossil]

And it’s just too slow. Handles okay

[analog plinth]

but on a bigger scale

[hollow sedge]

Yea

[analog plinth]

wb karin sultan RS classic

[open fossil]

Wanna try it? I have it in the garage.

[hollow sedge]

Btw I was doing casino earlier I had done emp set up but lights didn’t go off so why didn’t they?

[analog plinth]

i was gonna buy it

but idk

i have a jester RR

and my internet died again

wlel fuck

[fervent matrix]

dont u have to turn them off

[analog plinth]

emp only disabled engines?

[mighty steeple]

Imagine having internet

[hollow sedge]

Welcome back 😂

[analog plinth]

ok so

vigilante or scramjet

if you only had 5 mil

[knotty harness]

did you set off the emp

[mighty steeple]

None

Agency

[topaz ridge]

Scram jet

More fun

[analog plinth]

more fun yes

[hollow sedge]

Oh and how do I do that 😂

[mighty steeple]

Mk2 is more fun

[knotty harness]

[mighty steeple]

[knotty harness]

interaction menu

[topaz ridge]

[analog plinth]

tho both are fun but jumping and boosting into the air is very fun

[hollow sedge]

Oh ffs

[mighty steeple]

Man I can’t with this emote

It’s so stupidly funny lmao

[topaz ridge]

Having both I really do prefer scram jet

[analog plinth]

same

[visual drift]

how do you setup the cay perico heist in simple terms

[knotty harness]

vigilante is ass imo

[mighty steeple]

[knotty harness]

so many better options

[topaz ridge]

Your ass

[analog plinth]

fastest reloading boots rho

[knotty harness]

is nice

[analog plinth]

tho*

[topaz ridge]

[hollow sedge]

I’m probs going sleep now speak to you lot later

[analog plinth]

ngl i never saw anyone use rocket voltrix

[analog plinth]

cya

[hollow sedge]

Bye

[topaz ridge]

I have it it's alright you go quite far with the boost

[analog plinth]

yeah

only if it had a jump boost

[knotty harness]

lazer is better

[analog plinth]

b 11

the warthog

[topaz ridge]

Faggio better

[analog plinth]

faggio mk 2

[knotty harness]

faggio is a dead meme

lazer >

[topaz ridge]

Your a dead meme

[analog plinth]

lazer is so old

[pulsar cliff]

[analog plinth]

well faggio is too

[knotty harness]

you're*

[topaz ridge]

No

[granite torrent]

I just won the podium vehicle

[analog plinth]

gigachad faggio enjoyer > average lazer fan

[knotty harness]

that's crazy

[analog plinth]

nice

[knotty harness]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-cares-gif-21796212

[analog plinth]

we need a new meme vehicle in gta

the only time i won a podium vehicle, i won the slamtruck smh

[topaz ridge]

Stop being mean

[visual drift]

same

[topaz ridge]

[knotty harness]

I'm not

[topaz ridge]

You are a lil mean

[mint zealot]

[knotty harness]

no I'm not

[analog plinth]

why did they even put slamtruck on a podium in a casino

[knotty harness]

[topaz ridge]

[mint zealot]

funni truck

[analog plinth]

its not like you can put your personal cars on it

if you got you car the slamtruck would just go back

like its a personal vehicle

[knotty harness]

that's crazy

anyway

[mint zealot]

meanie

[knotty harness]

[mint zealot]

[analog plinth]

time for me to go fr this time

[knotty harness]

or what

[pulsar cliff]

When the loading screen takes 30 minutes to load

[wintry heron]

Goodnight loves got work 2 hours later

[mint zealot]

nite nite

[wintry heron]

[knotty harness]

skateboard

[pulsar cliff]

Epic

[wintry heron]

💀 💀

[mint zealot]

[topaz ridge]

[knotty harness]

hi

aw

[topaz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-stop-it-get-some-help-gif-10812582

[storm narwhal]

server inv

[short lake]

Wtf

[short lake]

[storm narwhal]

!!!!

[storm narwhal]

now!!!!

[mint zealot]

no

[storm narwhal]

[short lake]

Xd

[storm narwhal]

k

[short lake]

These emojis

[short lake]

[blazing ravine]

penis

[rough scaffold]

Bruh I just got booted out a session

Yes!

[mint zealot]

I love trampolining

[short lake]

U want penis ?

[blazing ravine]

i meaaaan

if you got some

sure

[storm narwhal]

yayyy

[pulsar cliff]

Give me Wifi password

[storm narwhal]

gang bang

[short lake]

Damn

[wind gate]

how do i make 2.2 million in gta as a noob

[short lake]

Ask yo mum

[storm narwhal]

grind

[primal veldt]

Do you guys think the insurgent is a good vehicles

Vehicle

[blazing ravine]

mods

[storm narwhal]

decent

vehicle

[short lake]

For what ?

[pulsar cliff]

She died

[storm narwhal]

ratio

[short lake]

[pulsar cliff]

It’s -1

[short lake]

Sry man i was jk @pulsar cliff

[primal veldt]

Just for normal use, not for long distances, it's not fast

[pulsar cliff]

All good, Idk How people have 93.5 k/d wtf

[short lake]

It takes 27 homing , normal speed so if u want u can buy it

[mint zealot]

@wintry heron

[short lake]

I have .69 kd

[pulsar cliff]

Epic

[primal veldt]

Ok

[short lake]

I'm change my scope back to thermal , i suck with zoom scope

[visual drift]

how do you start the cayo perico heist in simple terms

[short lake]

Check TGG video about it on YT bruh

[granite torrent]

https://media.tenor.com/images/88843cf3202bbd2c96f609bf40861bea/tenor.gif

[short lake]

Gif fail

[short lake]

Damn

[mint zealot]

Sorry I had to take my meds and now I'm gonna play some games

[granite torrent]

whos in the pic@Dignity#0307

@short lake

[mint zealot]

[short lake]

Anime character @granite torrent

[granite torrent]

No

[short lake]

Wdym then ?

[granite torrent]

Who's this in the pic

[short lake]

U mean this camera guy ?

[granite torrent]

Yes. Not a camera guy

[mint zealot]

That's the guy from the thing

[short lake]

Idk he look's creepy tho

[mint zealot]

He's scrimblo blimbo the lovable scrunklo

[granite torrent]

All wrong

[ember seal]

in what order do you do the 5 heists so you get a 1 mil bonus

[short lake]

[mint zealot]

Fleeca > prison break > humane labs > series A > pac standard

[cobalt robin]

Hi

[ember seal]

thanks

[granite torrent]

It's Jonathan

[short lake]

Even if we die will we still get 1m bonus ?

[ember seal]

huh

you have to do the heists in order

[short lake]

Ya i got that

But wut about failing any prep

Or mission

[ember seal]

that is what I was gonna ask

[short lake]

Will we still get bonus or do we have to start from the start

[ember seal]

do heist preps require 4 peole

[short lake]

Idk

Never did these apartment heists

But ya u need ppl

[mint zealot]

Yes because that's not the criminal mastermind challenge

[tough mountain]

you doing cmm?

[short lake]

No

[tough mountain]

oh

[short lake]

Ahh alr tys

[short lake]

Was just asking for info

[tough mountain]

[visual drift]

whats a heist that gives a decent payout but also doesnt take millions to setup

[short lake]

It's 6:20 am & I'm hungry & sleepy

[short lake]

Cayo

[visual drift]

doesnt that require the submarine

[short lake]

Yup

U can play adversity modes which are 3x money

Grind them & get submarine

[fervent matrix]

just bought an auto shop idk tf why

got money and nothing to do with it

[visual drift]

thanks.

[short lake]

Np also watch newbie guide for making money on yt

[hazy pivot]

anyone wants to help me do the starting heists?

[visual drift]

thanks bro, really appreciate the help

[mighty steeple]

[mint zealot]

Use the lfg channels

[oblique sluice]

Sup brothers

Anyone want to play franklin and lamar mission :)

Please

[mint zealot]

lfg channels

[oblique sluice]

Well there is no lfg for this i guess

:)

[mint zealot]

#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

:)

[round cloud]

Guys suddenly my up and atomiser is gone from my inventory is there anything i can do? i tried restarting the game it dint help.

[mint zealot]

Go to an ammunation

And get it again

[shrewd quartz]

Holy shit finally did cayo

Shits hard

[mint zealot]

Congrats

[shrewd quartz]

Did it me and my friend we just swam away

[civic umbra]

Console or PC if on console reset console and cycle power then login to ifruit app or rockstar online then boot up console and app. Happened to me with my railgun long time ago that made It come back

[round cloud]

pc

[vestal kindle]

Hey guys can u replay doomsday heists without doing the setups over?

[round cloud]

no

[vestal kindle]

Sure

?

[round cloud]

yeah

i tried replaying my doomsday heist and i had to do all setups and preps again

[mint zealot]

No

[vestal kindle]

Aite tnks

[mint zealot]

Everytime you replay a heist you have to do all the preps/setups again

It's just a visual thing

It doesn't add armor

[unique owl]

but it does prevent you from using stickies at the low levels

[mint zealot]

And it also doesn't protect windows from projectiles

[unique owl]

and I think all weapons at level 3

[ruby turret]

[wintry heron]

I remember when I first did criminal mastermind

[ruby turret]

Sym

[wintry heron]

So I need experienced adult players to help me out in gta online with the prison break heist because I really want to do the Trevor heist so yes like I said again I need only and only experienced adult players ok that thank u and its not much that I ask I'm only asking for helpful and friendly positive assistance in the prison break heist thank u for taking the time to read my comment

Let me know in my DMS

[charred adder]

[ruby turret]

Yeah

Dm him

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron @ruby turret mean if u two have some experience that's ok too

I mean* mis typo

I wouldn't mind

Cool no worries I can respect that @wintry heron

[magic geyser]

Should I reinstall R6S

[junior agate]

Yes

[inland flax]

What’s r6s

[weak tapir]

Rainbow 6 siege

[inland flax]

Oh

I’m having fun with Cold War

Xbox game pass op

[weak tapir]

Ps+ op

[inland flax]

Gonna have to try modern warfare after

[weak tapir]

But x box pass has more perks than ps +

[inland flax]

Yes

And more fun games tbh

[lyric folio]

i like game

[weak tapir]

I always wanted to play microsoft flight simulator

But its not on ps

[lyric folio]

yes

[weak tapir]

And i cant install it on my laptop

[lyric folio]

sad

[inland flax]

[lyric folio]

you want hug

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-hug-sending-loading-hug-gif-8376364

sad embed

fail

[weak tapir]

Embed fail lmao

[inland flax]

Stop role playing in the chat

[weak tapir]

But thanks for the hug 🥺

Also forza horizon

[inland flax]

What are the best PlayStation exclusives

[weak tapir]

Ghost of tsushima

[inland flax]

So Japanese Skyrim?

[weak tapir]

Well yeah

Lol

[inland flax]

What else

[weak tapir]

Lemme think

Infamous second son

[inland flax]

What’s that?

[weak tapir]

Uncharted

[inland flax]

Isn’t infamous on Xbox too?

[weak tapir]

Its harry potter but without hogwarts

U get all kind of powers

[inland flax]

[weak tapir]

I completed that thing 4 times but somehow my progress never got saved

[inland flax]

All the PlayStation games I loved were all ps2 games

[weak tapir]

Nope its a playstation exclusive

[inland flax]

That’s why I went with Xbox

[weak tapir]

Ps2 was og

[inland flax]

More shooters and adventure stuff

[weak tapir]

I still have my ps2 but in my storage

[inland flax]

I got rid of mine 15 years ago

[weak tapir]

A friend of mine bought xbox few months before i got ps4, and currently he is planning on selling his box

Coz he says his box gives frequent issues

[inland flax]

Did he buy it used

And the Microsoft support is so much better

[weak tapir]

Like lag choppy graphics

[inland flax]

Probs a bad one

[weak tapir]

Nope it was first hand

[inland flax]

I’ve got the Xbox one S

Everything’s so smoothe

[weak tapir]

He has 1

But another friend of mine uses the 360 and thats much smoother so we troll this guy with xbox 1

[inland flax]

Lmfao

Xbox gave me a ton of free stuff so I like it

[weak tapir]

Persona 5 thats also ps exclusive

[inland flax]

Like I got gta free cod free red dead 2 free

[weak tapir]

Rd2 for free? Nice!

[inland flax]

San Andreas free too

Gonna download RD2 soon

[weak tapir]

I only play gta currently i think i gotta start other games again like rdr2 and ac odyssey

[inland flax]

I play gta cod bf2 Skyrim , fallout, and a sht ton moren

[weak tapir]

Nice

[inland flax]

I’m liking the game pass

[weak tapir]

I only play max 4-5 games and currently only gta

[inland flax]

Definitely worth it lol

[weak tapir]

Xbox pass maybe costing more than ps plus right?

[fresh violet]

I have a question every time I press W to move it opens the wheel to either pick Franklin or me to use how do I change that because I cannot move without opening that thing

If you want to help text me and I can send you a picture

[lyric folio]

i have one

at my dads house

[lyric folio]

maybe broken keyboard

[fervent matrix]

#📸┃gta-media

[minor radish]

How do i upgrade my Vigelate

[coarse pollen]

Yo I need 3 ppl for prison break anyone down?

[coarse pollen]

Maybe a key bind thing idk

[coarse pollen]

Anyone?

[lyric folio]

what level are yall

[junior agate]

I got 6 million on gta

From blowin up cargo

[weak tapir]

Moc

[minor radish]

What a moc

[weak tapir]

Mobile operation centre

U need a bunker to buy it

[wintry heron]

PLEASE

[lyric folio]

its nice

i made it chrome

[weak tapir]

And u can modify warstock vehicles except mk2 in it

[wintry heron]

does any one know were pavel keeps the navy wine!!!

[weak tapir]

Vigilante in chrome looks dope

[lyric folio]

ye i made my terrabiteyeyeyyete and moc in chrome

[weak tapir]

Ohh how did u modify them in chrome?

[lyric folio]

respreay

[weak tapir]

Like mine is just black or the colour it comes in

[weak tapir]

Ls customs?

[wintry heron]

nightclub

[lyric folio]

in the workshop for the vehicles

bunker and ngihtclub

[weak tapir]

Ohh i c

Now lemme modify mine as well

[wintry heron]

like the sale vehicles

[weak tapir]

I am nub 😐

[weak tapir]

K thanks

[lyric folio]

ill send pic

[wintry heron]

np

[weak tapir]

Yeah dm me

[lyric folio]

oops i just sent it in media

lol

[weak tapir]

Lol nvm

I just wanted to see it

Now ill modify mine as well

[lyric folio]

100%

[weak tapir]

What level u on @lyric folio ?

[lyric folio]

265ish

[weak tapir]

Oh

Am just 95

[lyric folio]

thats still pretty high

[weak tapir]

But usually i get lobbies with level 120+ and 50% of them r tryhards

Lazer rats

[lyric folio]

damn

i hate planes me personally

[wintry heron]

im a griefer

[lyric folio]

bad

bad

[weak tapir]

Ya ik ur pfp as well as ur usernam says it

[wintry heron]

i love blowing up cargo with the hydra

[wintry heron]

lol

[weak tapir]

U can use the hydra that well?

Its tough for me

Btw do yall know a quick method to unlock explosive ammo , or its just luck?

[dark chasm]

how much money do u get from destroying someone elses cargo

[wintry heron]

yea i prefer the hydra since vtol mode is great for ground targets

[wintry heron]

2k

[wintry heron]

nope lol

[weak tapir]

But rolling or turning with the hydra aint it difficult?

[lyric folio]

tip from tgg: even though the mk2 is tryhard it is still fast and good for traval

[dark chasm]

can you orbital cannon someone's cargo?

[wintry heron]

yes

[lyric folio]

oebital cannon is a waste

[dark chasm]

2k > 750k

[wintry heron]

when your going to do another strafe with any jet just pull up cut the engine and turn around

[weak tapir]

Yea i mean if u orb someone its like u spent nearly a million on him lol

[lyric folio]

yeah lol i usse airstrike if im desperatw

go kart is op

[weak tapir]

Thanks for this tip , am noob at jets i gotta learn how to use it

[lyric folio]

go kart is almost invinceable and dast af

[wintry heron]

np

[lyric folio]

fast*

[weak tapir]

Whats ur kd @wintry heron ?

[lyric folio]

5.00

[wintry heron]

well i started grinding my kd few days ago im almost to 1.00

[weak tapir]

Mine is 1 lol i never actually grief i only fight back and thats how my kd is low

[weak tapir]

Oh i thought it wud be 10 lol

[trail rose]

imagine grinding KDs

[wintry heron]

lol thats one of my goals

[wintry heron]

kd makes you better at the game

[weak tapir]

Typical griefer lol

[trail rose]

you joking or not?

[trail rose]

fr

[weak tapir]

It just scares other players the higher the kd the more toxic the player is

[wintry heron]

i bought it too take screenshots with people or any new outfits

[wintry heron]

no

[trail rose]

💀

[weak tapir]

Ur pfp lol

[wintry heron]

thats one example

[trail rose]

yall think combat shotgun is good?

[wintry heron]

i only have perico pistol

[weak tapir]

Yes

[trail rose]

i spent half an hour looking for it

[wintry heron]

but pump with explosive ammo is better

[weak tapir]

Whats ur ground pvp tip?

[trail rose]

explosive in pvp is cringe

[weak tapir]

I actually had a good pvp with level 120 tryhard

It ended with him leaving the session

And score being 12-10 i was 12

Pure sniping

[trail rose]

what sniper were u using?

[wintry heron]

i personally use heavy sniper mk2 fully upgraded

[weak tapir]

Heavy sniper mk2

[trail rose]

ok good

[weak tapir]

With advanced scope

[compact wren]

I just use that alien gun

[wintry heron]

and snipe in first person

[compact wren]

It sends cars flying

lol

[weak tapir]

Yes thats the best

[zenith leaf]

hey i need 1million dollar, suggest what to do without investment

[fierce blaze]

I can't snipe rn especially with the bugs that's going on

[weak tapir]

Atomizer

[compact wren]

Yeah

[trail rose]

its the best anti griefer tool

[weak tapir]

Oh thanks i always used to snipe tpp

[trail rose]

also hella fun to use on npcs

[wintry heron]

it helps strafe faster

[weak tapir]

I once used my atomizer against a mk2 griefer and boom he fell

[wintry heron]

and use high sens

[weak tapir]

Kk thanks

[wintry heron]

np

[weak tapir]

I never imagined getting tips from griefer but thanks lol

U r a good griefer

[trail rose]

well they know best 🙄

[weak tapir]

Yes

Pvp is their cup of tea

[wintry heron]

i like to grief but i dont rly play dirty since mk2 spamming is pretty boring tbh

[trail rose]

thats the tryhards cup of tea

griefers are the annoying shits

[wintry heron]

cry

[weak tapir]

Mhm ic

[trail rose]

typical griefer

🥱

[weak tapir]

Not much difference coz in my lobbies griefers=tryhards

They blow my cargo then fight me

[wintry heron]

go pray to your professional shine

[opaque crown]

Can u do cayo Perico set ups in an invite only party?

[wintry heron]

yes

[trail rose]

yeah

[junior agate]

I got $6 million on gta and nothing to buy

[trail rose]

keep worshipping your kd

[opaque crown]

And also, can u make invite only party at the bad sports lobby?

[trail rose]

go to warstock and waste all of it

[wintry heron]

fully upgraded maze bank

[trail rose]

thats true too lol

[opaque crown]

Lol i lost My deluxo

[junior agate]

I don’t even use ceo offices

[fierce blaze]

I need money

[opaque crown]

It.might have Been impounded

[wintry heron]

lol

[wintry heron]

call your assistant

[weak tapir]

Strip club

[trail rose]

i use it as a snack resupply

[opaque crown]

Mors mutual wont do the trick?

[fierce blaze]

Why tf we got two assistants in the agency

[trail rose]

🗿

[opaque crown]

Wuts her name btw

[wintry heron]

assistant lol

[opaque crown]

I legit cant find My deluxo

[fierce blaze]

I swear the girl useless af

[finite saddle]

should i buy the kuruma first or a 200k apartment?

[weak tapir]

Call mors mutual

[wintry heron]

kuruma

[opaque crown]

Its not there btw

[weak tapir]

Kuruma coz u can grind headhunter

[weak tapir]

U lost ur deluxo then

[fierce blaze]

You can grind headhunter by just using buzzard in ceo

[opaque crown]

Rlly

I didnt even know u could lose it

[finite saddle]

and what should i buy? the kosatka or the vehicle export/import first

[wintry heron]

kosatka

[weak tapir]

Kosatka

[fierce blaze]

Get crate warehouse

[wintry heron]

no

[slender stag]

Kosatka good they said so yeah

[weak tapir]

No dont buy vehicle warehouse

[slender stag]

Yep

Hate it too

[fierce blaze]

Then get docs and forgery office

[weak tapir]

U can get 1 million within an hour

[slender stag]

Special cargo is the one

[wintry heron]

NOO

[slender stag]

Heck nah

[finite saddle]

is the cayo preps harder than the casino heist ones?

[civic umbra]

Buy kosatka right away then worry about the entire rest of the online experience

[weak tapir]

Yes u gotta stock pile it for maximum

[fierce blaze]

Then get nightclub and stack up your popularity

[civic umbra]

With Rubio funding me it's like I'm spending 100$ a day on shark cards

[slender stag]

Yeeepp but the amount of money y get tho

[weak tapir]

Am sure ur main source of income is nightclub safe money

[trail rose]

also weed

[wintry heron]

professional boutta end your career

[fierce blaze]

It is with arcade business

[slender stag]

[fierce blaze]

Never get kosatka

[civic umbra]

Why lol

[weak tapir]

I actually want to see lollzz vs professional , team grinder vs team griefers

[mighty steeple]

[wintry heron]

what 0 pussy does to a mf

[barren plank]

hi i was watching a tgg video and he said if i needed help like grinding i could come here

[civic umbra]

You must be one of those slow people or something Cayo takes less than an hour to complete

[barren plank]

and i just bought gta for pc

[weak tapir]

U r a noob at cayo

[fierce blaze]

You get too much money, bad for environment

[civic umbra]

Go touch grass honestly

[wintry heron]

lzzz is already up on professional and professional quit gta online

[weak tapir]

I take this point but they should atleast set a level requirement for cayo orelse level 20 noobs come with mk2 or lazers

[trail rose]

well i fuck around all all the prep missions and get distracted often so it takes me a few hours

[fierce blaze]

And also kosatka very bad for the ocean, too much co2 in there

#savethesea

[weak tapir]

Ohhh lollz might be ur motivation right lol?

[civic umbra]

The ocean can handle a few batteries

[wintry heron]

pavel boutta shit on ur head xd

[barren plank]

is pretty good i advice because using a gaming system uses like 10 pounds of carbon hour

[wintry heron]

fax

[weak tapir]

Save the ocean not sea

[civic umbra]

10 pounds really?

We're doomed

[barren plank]

ye

[slender stag]

Noicee

[trail rose]

might've added a few hundred sparows to the ocean

[fierce blaze]

Don't get cars either, just walk to destination

[trail rose]

buy a bike

[barren plank]

thanks i have no idea what im doing

[fierce blaze]

No bike just walk and run

[civic umbra]

Use the jet ski even when on land

That's what a real man would do

[wintry heron]

broif your homeless just buy a house

[barren plank]

shark bait

[fierce blaze]

If you die that's good less people = more oxygen saved

[wintry heron]

ok die

[trail rose]

i gun down masses of civilans so im helping

[civic umbra]

Breath less to save the planet

[weak tapir]

If u r hungry, eat food

[civic umbra]

If you gotta shit , just do it

[barren plank]

actually if you die and are left open air you emit as much methane as running your car idle for 2 minutes

[civic umbra]

Light yourself on fire so your smelly corpse doesn't destroy the ozone layer

[fierce blaze]

Don't use cellphone too much radiation, just talk face to face

[barren plank]

sorry for so much nerdyness

[wintry heron]

i blow up hundreds of trash grinders so im helping too

[weak tapir]

Covid : imma bout to end this mans career

[civic umbra]

Just helping a brah out 🗿

[barren plank]

your wifi makes about 3 times that

[fierce blaze]

Being too smart is bad, gotta save space for dumb people like me

[trail rose]

but that leaves smoke in the air

[tight bay]

hey guys who wanna play gta on xbox?

[wintry heron]

smoke just goes up to space and becomes stars

[barren plank]

ill go to space

[fierce blaze]

I don't have wifi I send brain wave instead

[weak tapir]

@fierce blaze

[barren plank]

smort

[wintry heron]

if your poor just get money

[civic umbra]

If your power goes out just get more electricity , a guy with a kite did why can't you , pussy

[fierce blaze]

That's good, too much people here

[weak tapir]

Ye

[wintry heron]

killing npcs is the best money methode in gta online

[barren plank]

i read a book about a kid in sub saharan africa making a windmil to power his families home

[wintry heron]

its like 18 bucks per npc which is alot

[civic umbra]

Next GTA update will break the game

[fierce blaze]

Why marry strangers when you can marry your family

[wintry heron]

oppressor mk3

[trail rose]

sigma grindset right there

[civic umbra]

Players will sell and steal (screenshot) NFTs to sell on the newin game MFT market for millions

[slender stag]

Really?? Man

[barren plank]

why marry your family when you can marry yourself

[slender stag]

Just bought a oppressor mark 2

[minor radish]

Nice you have a flying bike

[fierce blaze]

I've already filed a divorce with myself

[civic umbra]

I accidentally bought the oppressor mark 1

[weak tapir]

Now pay another million to get missiles

[slender stag]

Its useful tho

[slender stag]

Yep damn it y need a terrorbyte

[civic umbra]

Average oppressor try hard vs the Chad sparrow enjoyer

[weak tapir]

And a nightclub lol

[fierce blaze]

No just use machine gun

[barren plank]

they should add skiing to gtao

[minor radish]

How is it use full i always get shot

[wintry heron]

virgin oppressor greifer vs the chad hyrda griefer

[civic umbra]

They can't even add haircuts that go past shoulder length 💀

[weak tapir]

U use the lazer ??

[civic umbra]

Getting briefed by oppressor :^(

[wintry heron]

no i use the hydra bc lazers overpriced

[civic umbra]

Getting Griefed by hydra :^)

[barren plank]

yeah but they can add fully fleged individual chambers in like a month

[weak tapir]

Ohh how long did it take u to become pro with hydra?

[civic umbra]

7 years

[fierce blaze]

You don't become pro, you just suck at it less

[wintry heron]

idk like 2 weeks

[weak tapir]

Man 2 weeks and u r good at it? Lol nice

[barren plank]

i stole a jet and just moved to my yolk setup

[wintry heron]

thats some philosophical shit right here

[weak tapir]

[civic umbra]

Honestly flying in GTA is not hard

Been the same since liberty city days

[barren plank]

even easier with a yolk

[civic umbra]

Plus it's similar to other flying games

Even easier than some that are really realistic

[trail rose]

not warthunder

[barren plank]

way easier than flightsim

[pastel kernel]

is the diamond casino the only heist with an arcade/

[civic umbra]

What's warthunder

[slender stag]

Yo y kidding play gta san then

[fierce blaze]

Dog fighting in gta iv was very fun

[wintry heron]

bro why walk to the toilet when you could just shit yourself #upyourgrindset

[civic umbra]

?? What

[slender stag]

Like the N O E mission one

[barren plank]

dude warthunder is eaiser if you know what ur doing

[trail rose]

warthunder is hella easy

gta is harder

[minor radish]

Now i have to wait

[civic umbra]

Added to my daily routine

[fierce blaze]

Cause you get rash, instead shit on floor

[barren plank]

misread i thought u said it was harder than gta

[trail rose]

ok

np

[barren plank]

i perfer my desk drawer

[fierce blaze]

Wipe ass with grass

[civic umbra]

I just googled warthunder

[wintry heron]

bro if you have a rash just get rid of it

[civic umbra]

This shot looks like a mobile game LOL

[fierce blaze]

Oh thank you for the advice mind if I give it to you

[wintry heron]

my ass muscles are trained to kill rashes

[barren plank]

nah take of your front panels and let than fans wipe

[wintry heron]

sure

[civic umbra]

Impressive , how loud do you piss? Pretty loud I bet

[trail rose]

with way better graphics

[fierce blaze]

They say wiping ass with a pole is more hygienic

I might try later tonight

[barren plank]

i hear chiuauas are way better

[wintry heron]

i do the chad waterfall not the virgin stealth piss

That's it

😤

[fierce blaze]

Make sense they lick it off and will chew it off

[wintry heron]

I quit doing the mastermind heists

[civic umbra]

If anyone glances at you in the stalls make sure to remain eye contact until they look away , I'd they didn't want this outcome they should not have looked your way

[wintry heron]

And I say this with a resting Bitch face

😐😑

[civic umbra]

What

[barren plank]

one time a kid at my school snuck under my stall and i stomped him in da face

[wintry heron]

if you have a gf they can clean it too

they have good jaws

[civic umbra]

Resting bitvh face is when you (no matter what) look like an angry bitch? That you? Lol

I think you mean something else don't say that about yourself brah

[fresh violet]

When I’m at the bottom of the ocean and I’m trying to get all the way up what button do I press I’m on PC by the way

[fierce blaze]

No gf just dad but I think that's better

[civic umbra]

Why have a GF when you can have a weight rack

[wintry heron]

excellent for biting the shit off

[civic umbra]

GFS will perish

The metal of the weights will not

It is simple

[wintry heron]

No I don't have an angry face I have a calming face but I'm just pissed off from the inside not from the outside cuz I don't show it from the outside at all

[wintry heron]

shit yourself

@wintry heron thank u very much I appreciate ur honesty

[civic umbra]

Why have a GF when cleaning robots are right around the corner?

[fierce blaze]

OK that's enough satire for me, I will go fuck a ghost now

[wintry heron]

nice

And appreciate ur opinion aswell I feel much better now

[fresh violet]

How do you go down in the ocean and go up in the ocean

[wintry heron]

😑

[barren plank]

just here me out a mega zorb action figure shove up your ass and then taken out will clean it right up

[wintry heron]

😒

[civic umbra]

Brought to you by Zorbees™

[barren plank]

no from powerangers

[civic umbra]

Wait

I thought you meant those plastic balls that expand in water LOL

[barren plank]

no no no

[civic umbra]

Put them up your ass tho? For me?

[wintry heron]

pretty good but the ass picker 3000 is rly good too it scoops all the shit out at the cost of minor bleeding

[barren plank]

what would happen though

[barren plank]

i think i have some

[civic umbra]

Probably rip the inside of your asshole honestly

https://c.tenor.com/eyR5zGmpEU0AAAAM/metal-gear-anguish.gif

[wintry heron]

ur mom when shes with me

[civic umbra]

More like my mom when she fails to abort me

[wintry heron]

LOL

[barren plank]

dude if i dare to laugh my ass off i will get mauled by the dog sitting on my lap

[civic umbra]

Die with honor

[slender stag]

If the twitter guys can hear this

[barren plank]

yall know drunk meiser song

likeon youtbe

[wintry heron]

just tell him to shit himself which will make him question his sexuality and never come home

[civic umbra]

Yea I know YouTube

[wintry heron]

@civic umbra tell me something bro be honest have u ever been pissed off that u want to hit ur head on the wall so hard and a drink a gigantic size bottle of wine just to get over the randoms in gta online cuz I feel like I definitely need to get drunk

[mighty ingot]

hello guys

[wintry heron]

Yep I'm drinking myself tonight

[civic umbra]

3 words mi amigo : find new session

[mighty ingot]

don't go too wild amigo

[civic umbra]

Unless your grinding 24/7 then this is faster than even engaging with randoms

[barren plank]

no but its like actually hilarious

[slender stag]

Drinking haram

[civic umbra]

16 seconds of loading > 1 minute of fighting

[wintry heron]

Thank u I appreciate u but I'm definitely gonna drink till I vomit my stress out

[barren plank]

im doin power hour

[mighty ingot]

aight dont vomit your guts aswell

[civic umbra]

Besides I don't need GTA to drink just drink anyway

[wintry heron]

bro allah took away my super sucker 3000 privileges away

[civic umbra]

Bro spiderman told me to pray to Allah and now I do thanks spider man

[mighty ingot]

im just gonna hop on gta online

[wintry heron]

🤣🤣🤣 relax guys I'll be fine besides I need a few drinks to get my mind off of random 8 year olds no offense to anyone in here who have no experience or are 8 year olds in gta online

[barren plank]

me my dad and grandad make whiskey thats usually our go to

[wintry heron]

spiderman dies in nwh get spoiled LZZZ

[barren plank]

thats a lie

[mighty ingot]

thank god

[barren plank]

he fucks auntmay

[civic umbra]

Is this some kinda poor person joke? Who doesn't see every new movie in theater or pirate it

[barren plank]

NOOO

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron plz don't spoil my movie to others even tho I've already seen it

[mighty ingot]

i havent saw it since every pirating website fails to play it

[barren plank]

oh my god it spooder mahn

[mighty ingot]

even using a VPN doesnt work

[wintry heron]

yes

[civic umbra]

That sounds like a poor person problem honestly

Just get a shark card

Idiot

[wintry heron]

Tho I was completely wrong about miles morales appearing in spider man NWH @barren plank @wintry heron

[mighty ingot]

do yall know any good movie pirating website?

[wintry heron]

yea then we get cool dlcs and gta 6

[civic umbra]

I google watch "(movie name)" free

[slender stag]

Yep

[civic umbra]

Works every time

[barren plank]

i usually hold the actors for ransom until i get free tickets

[civic umbra]

Only some viruses

[barren plank]

delet that

[wintry heron]

nah only cool dlcs forget gta6

[mighty ingot]

what is the websites name?

[wintry heron]

and colonel sandders comes from space and kills spiderman

[barren plank]

you know fully well why

[slender stag]

Fmovies or movies7

Ur choice

[mighty ingot]

aight

[slender stag]

But spider no way home got cam only

[wintry heron]

@barren plank what why bro I'm a fan of the ultimate spider man

[civic umbra]

I'm gonna punch my balls out of there sack when they shutdown GTA V eventually

[slender stag]

Cap

[barren plank]

not tryna be mean but i feel like thats a spoiler