🚔┃gta-discussion

[brisk mulch]

If you can't but it as of now

[late marsh]

Just buy a physical copy of GTA five and online is free with the exception of you just need to buy the online service for either consul

[broken edge]

Wut?

[late marsh]

Buy GTA five the game for like 10 or 15 bucks at Walmart and you can play it for free online so long as you have the Xbox or PlayStation online service

[drifting burrow]

Yours is anime.

[late marsh]

Anime beats the shit outta western media in current year

[brisk mulch]

And so

Anime is better than a girl you could never have

[drifting burrow]

That's my sister

[broken edge]

In my country there is no store where u can buy games u have to get it online

[brisk mulch]

Oh shi fr?

[drifting burrow]

Yep-

[brisk mulch]

Lmao mb mb

[drifting burrow]

Lol

[late marsh]

PlayStation Xbox or steam store

Othetwise order the physical disc on Amazon

[humble moth]

Same here lmao

[broken edge]

Don't u guys think that pc shouldn't be counted different from Xbox but a part of it

[brisk mulch]

Wait if you order the physical disc

You don't need ps plus?

To play online

[broken edge]

I don't think so

[brisk mulch]

Bro I should have got it

[late marsh]

Not all Xbox users use a PC. That and the Xbox game disk ended up itself is tailored so that it can work on the consul which is inferior to the specs used for most general purpose pcs

Lot of game dev techno jargon

[broken edge]

I mean Xbox is of microsoft and windows is also of microsoft and there features are almost the same

[chrome prairie]

what the fuck is a consul

[late marsh]

Again it’s how the game on the disc is formatted to the specific console being used as opposed to how openly moddable pc is.

[valid flower]

I see cuz you cant get any bitches

[broken edge]

Uhh! short form of console?

[chrome prairie]

what

since when

[late marsh]

Auto corrected console, problem solve and figure it out as I type with voice and fat thumbs

[broken edge]

Idk

[magic geyser]

Should I do a kill everyone run of fallout new vegas

[late marsh]

It’s not my fault but voice typing is really shitty in interpreting the direct spelling of whatever I’m trying to do

[chrome prairie]

i guess you don't speak clearly enough then

[late marsh]

It’s a shitty apple phone

[sudden moat]

is lan cudo a good spot for facillity?

[drifting burrow]

Me: finally getting in a heist

The host left .

It's been like 3 hours :/

Unpog

[broken edge]

I hate snow in gta

[late marsh]

2 best facilities are Paleto bay for act 2 and grand desert airstrip for anything else cuz teleportation purposes

[drifting burrow]

Cool.

[broken edge]

That's why I do mission only with my friends

[valid flower]

No

[drifting burrow]

I got no friends :(

[broken edge]

😢

[steady marten]

bruh what.... 😭

[broken edge]

I like sitcoms

[drifting burrow]

It's because my other account got reset. So I got a new one and everyone thinks I'ma noob because I'm rank 31. I just created this profile like 2 days ago

[late marsh]

Drawings can be literal perfection

[valid flower]

I just saw wtf is your pfp

[drifting burrow]

Why's everyone ask. What's it look like

[late marsh]

Some people never saw a white girls ass before that’s not 300+ lbs

[drifting burrow]

Oh makes since

[late marsh]

Merica

[magic geyser]

Time to kill everyone in the Mojave

[valid flower]

I did saw and i do not live in fucking USA

[inland elbow]

[hushed lantern]

[late marsh]

It’s an American fat person joke it’s not my fault that you didn’t pick up on that

[valid flower]

[drifting burrow]

Me: waiting for my only friend to wake up so I can do their heist

Other people: duping 1000000s of cars

[steady marten]

[drifting burrow]

🤞🏻

[crisp star]

Agreed

[drifting burrow]

Well for one im gay

[ivory spear]

that’s actually fucked

[steady marten]

^

[drifting burrow]

Ikr

[placid pivot]

As an American I’d like to inform you not all of us are grotesquely obese…
Some of us are too poor to eat from expensive health care.

[chrome prairie]

Ayo????

[ivory spear]

why do you have that picture first of all and why are u showing the entirety of discord

[crisp star]

Not only Americans :(

[chrome prairie]

is that what i think it is

nah

you're tripping right

[ivory spear]

yes

[crisp star]

Btw what do you guys think is Vehicle Cargo a best Grinding Buisness??

[boreal copper]

Which is the fastest car

[chrome prairie]

pariah

with low grips

[placid pivot]

The one my dad took to get milk

[chrome prairie]

and "stanced"

[ivory spear]

what.

[chrome prairie]

yes

magic

[ivory spear]

no

[chrome prairie]

yes

[ivory spear]

give tbh

[chrome prairie]

don't have the pariah on low grips

[ivory spear]

how

[chrome prairie]

i have the paragon R and the entity xxr or xxf whatever it's called

[ivory spear]

How

[chrome prairie]

yes

[placid pivot]

Very informative

Where can I find and rate the skillshare class

[boreal copper]

Lol

[valid flower]

Wtf

[brisk mulch]

Why are you so cute

[drifting burrow]

What

[fierce blaze]

Whats a good motorcycle

[boreal copper]

Bati

[valid flower]

Imagen being gay

[placid pivot]

That’s the most sigma shit I’ve ever heard

I expect you to receive your award for most testosterone any day now

[drifting burrow]

Imagine not

[valid flower]

I can cuz im not

[chrome prairie]

you don't need to*

[placid pivot]

Why would you have to imagine it if you aren’t gay

[drifting burrow]

Why not ? Boys r the same as a girls

[placid pivot]

That’s pretty weird man

[valid flower]

And i have father

[chrome prairie]

uh

[placid pivot]

Imagine

[chrome prairie]

no

not really my guy

[fierce blaze]

Already have, really good starter car

[drifting burrow]

If you don't like boys it means all you care about is the body and having sex. I like personality

[chrome prairie]

??????

what the fuck lmfao

I'm bisexual but that's just fucking stupid

[brisk mulch]

No lol

[chrome prairie]

how old are you

[drifting burrow]

15

[placid pivot]

No it actually means I simply don’t like penis

[fierce blaze]

All my homies get gn kisses

[chrome prairie]

LMAO

[valid flower]

So you like big black people wuth big ass cock that have personality

[chrome prairie]

why am i not surprised

[brisk mulch]

I don't like boys n I care about those stuff

[drifting burrow]

Yes.

[valid flower]

How the fuck are you older then me

[fierce blaze]

Why so informative

[placid pivot]

I am your average straight white male and I can confirm that I still definitely hold personality in high regards

[chrome prairie]

there are more differences to liking the same sex than just genital parts

[drifting burrow]

Lemme guess ur like 40

[brisk mulch]

Why you describing me tho

[chrome prairie]

I'm 19

and I'm not stupid

[drifting burrow]

"wow"

[fierce blaze]

Ayo lemme slide through

[brisk mulch]

I'm 5, 11 man :(((

This is painful

[chrome prairie]

6'3 get stepped on

[placid pivot]

Yo same

[brisk mulch]

I need to be 6 foot

This hurts

[placid pivot]

Ikr

[valid flower]

Im like 184cm

[drifting burrow]

I'm. 5'6 I'ma femboy so I like being small

[valid flower]

Idk how much is it in feet

[chrome prairie]

you also can't have sex

[placid pivot]

Not having that last inch is painful

Luckily however

I’m only 14

[wintry heron]

Im bigger than most of you HAH

[drifting burrow]

Butt and mouth and feet exist

[placid pivot]

And I can still grow

[brisk mulch]

Fr

[fierce blaze]

If there's a hole there's a way

[chrome prairie]

????

[brisk mulch]

I'm 16

[chrome prairie]

they're all forms of sex

dumbass

[drifting burrow]

Lmao

[valid flower]

Can someone tell what is 184cm in feet?

[brisk mulch]

Bro sticking it in a dude is weird asf

[fierce blaze]

Ask google

[stable oar]

1 foot is 30cm

[drifting burrow]

Nah no difference if the dude is a girly body

[placid pivot]

• Confucius, 2018 (colorized)

[brisk mulch]

I can't even think about it

That's nasty

[valid flower]

How feet?

[stable oar]

30x 6= 180

• 4

[placid pivot]

The t o e s

[stable oar]

6.4

[brisk mulch]

Tf is a girly body

[chrome prairie]

I'd like you to stop right there 👮‍♂️

[drifting burrow]

Foot job

[brisk mulch]

All girls are made diff

[wintry heron]

[fierce blaze]

Between the foot and nail

[valid flower]

Im 6,1feet then

[brisk mulch]

Everyone is beautiful

[drifting burrow]

A guy. That has a body like a girl

[chrome prairie]

as a male you can't have a girly body

[valid flower]

Yoo no

[chrome prairie]

you can't naturally have a girly body

[placid pivot]

How did this conversation come about again

[drifting burrow]

I know

[brisk mulch]

The testosterone levels aren't active

[chrome prairie]

unless your chromosomes are XXY

[stable oar]

Hmm

[brisk mulch]

You with a shemale bro

[drifting burrow]

You gotta do girl exercises

[chrome prairie]

which makes you transgender by birth

and neither male or female

[placid pivot]

Dudes can have a girly body if they have an estrogen imbalance

But it’s rare

[drifting burrow]

Ok fine. I like trans girls then

[stable oar]

Its 2022

Anyone can be whatever they want now

[placid pivot]

You’re right

And that’s why

[brisk mulch]

Well that's your opinion

[placid pivot]

I’m coming out

Guys

[chrome prairie]

which is why the "other" option exists on your college and other applications where you have to specify sex

[placid pivot]

I’m a toaster

[boreal copper]

How do u know that

[stable oar]

Nice

[placid pivot]

My pronouns are toast/toast

[drifting burrow]

I just don't like girl parts not my fault. I'm not attracted to anything

[brisk mulch]

You know there are people who turn from white to black

I forgot what it's called

[steady marten]

this is the last argument I was expecting in gta discussion

[stable oar]

I use my toaster to make clones

[chrome prairie]

very rare, and nowadays if that's happened it happens on purpose

[brisk mulch]

And vice versa

[placid pivot]

I said it’s rare

[valid flower]

Nah man go to the 6 january discussion

[fierce blaze]

I'm always inside you

[placid pivot]

^

[chrome prairie]

if you're asking how you find out. it's on your birth certificate.
if you're asking how i know that, I'm a premed student

[placid pivot]

Oh shit bro

[valid flower]

What

[chrome prairie]

yes

[valid flower]

[brisk mulch]

Oh damn I thought u were homeless

[drifting burrow]

I don't really care. I like femme boys I am one my self. Only reason for that is because I don't like girl private parts. Ok bye everyone

[stable oar]

Please no

[placid pivot]

Bread senpai why are you in me

[brisk mulch]

The way you are active on this chat

I always see you here

[fierce blaze]

In and out every time

[stable oar]

Dont let British people exist

Please

[placid pivot]

Are you aware I’m 14

The fbi are on their way

You’re fuckin done

[chrome prairie]

I'm not telling you to change your preference, I'm just educating you about minor things

[fierce blaze]

And I'm 7

[steady marten]

[placid pivot]

SHIT

[stable oar]

Im Riki

[drifting burrow]

Ima go listen to trippie redd

[brisk mulch]

That still doesent make it legal????

[chrome prairie]

my brain is melting

[boreal copper]

U r premed so do u believe in god?

[fierce blaze]

Inches deep

[chrome prairie]

no food

[fierce blaze]

[placid pivot]

Sigma grindset

“Why are you gay”

[drifting burrow]

I got a dad I got tons of friends. All girls btw

[brisk mulch]

Bro I don't think you can say that in 2022

U gon get cancelled

[fallow mural]

Simke7031#2629 was muted | No reason given.

[placid pivot]

Thank god

[stable oar]

man lost his F

[chrome prairie]

how does religion co-relate to a degree

[drifting burrow]

Much better

[stable oar]

its good he found it

[placid pivot]

Anyways bread

[drifting burrow]

I got no religion...

Anyway

[fallow mural]

Simke7031#2629 has been warned. || homophobic much? (3)

[drifting burrow]

Bye people

[placid pivot]

Please remove yourself from me

[stable oar]

Im agnostic

[fierce blaze]

That's not me

[brisk mulch]

Do you believe in God though

[placid pivot]

Proof there is a god

[chrome prairie]

eh

[brisk mulch]

I do

[chrome prairie]

cool

[brisk mulch]

I'm christian

[stable oar]

I dont think there is higher power in the world but it’s completely possible

[boreal copper]

I tell u will find it out soon

[chrome prairie]

neat

[stable oar]

Could be a bird man

[placid pivot]

Guys I’ve changed my mind

[chrome prairie]

I've been to a few churches

they're very peaceful

[placid pivot]

I no longer identify as a toaster

[brisk mulch]

True say

[placid pivot]

I now identify as Micheal Jackson

[brisk mulch]

Bro you're mocking it😂

[placid pivot]

My pronouns are he/he

[chrome prairie]

you identify as hee/hee?

[brisk mulch]

LMFAO

[placid pivot]

If im being insensitive im sorry

[fierce blaze]

Michael Jackson that's you?

[placid pivot]

That’s not my intention

[brisk mulch]

Bro you are killing me

[chrome prairie]

re/vived

the cheatcode to life

[brisk mulch]

Mich/jack

[placid pivot]

/tp my_dad me

It didn’t work

He’s still getting the milk

[frozen swallow]

Guys I have someone begging me to join there discord and social club what do I do

[stable oar]

Ive almost finished bunker research: (

[placid pivot]

Block

Ez

[brisk mulch]

Bro simke got muted for 6 hours

For being homophobic😂

[stable oar]

Oh well

[fallow mural]

Hey @frozen swallow, would you like to report a user? Go to #📁〢support／report and click on ⚒️ to create a report ticket.

[brisk mulch]

He just told me

[fierce blaze]

Give him your credit card info

[placid pivot]

Yea he told me to

[frozen swallow]

@fierce blaze rlly bro

[placid pivot]

I’m just sitting here like tf you telling me for

[steady marten]

I should have banned him

[placid pivot]

Is that still on the table?

[frozen swallow]

Imma ask him if he want my credit if he says yes then Ima boot him

[fierce blaze]

This a gta server not a helpline

[placid pivot]

Also sorry for ping I always forget to turn that off when replying

[frozen swallow]

@fierce blaze I legit asked him if he want my credit card

Ima boot him

[placid pivot]

So coffee grinders am I right

Apparently this chat is supposed to be used for gta related stuff

We really seem to have missed the mark

[fierce blaze]

[frozen swallow]

They just said wanna come in?

[fierce blaze]

Welp that went 0 to 100 real quick

[frozen swallow]

Ok I left that server

He gonna be mad

[placid pivot]

Yeah just like that time you said you were inside me

Which I never consented to 🤨

[frozen swallow]

@placid pivot WHAT!?!

[placid pivot]

^

[placid pivot]

I’ll never be the same again

[next pewter]

[wintry heron]

[frozen swallow]

I blocked him

I game him the finger

: )

[placid pivot]

Good

claps

[frozen swallow]

@placid pivot stop praying will y’a

[placid pivot]

That’s a clap

Here hang on

[frozen swallow]

Pray and clap

[placid pivot]

That better?

[frozen swallow]

Prap

[placid pivot]

I’m too white for that shit sorry

[frozen swallow]

Better

[lament cedar]

Hi

[placid pivot]

Hello

[lament cedar]

Getting GTA delvers on the 18th

Anyone want to help me start

And get a head start

[placid pivot]

Sure

[lament cedar]

What Xbox do yo play on

[placid pivot]

One

[lament cedar]

Same

[placid pivot]

Like the original Xbox one

[frozen swallow]

@lament cedar just go to Cayo heists just beg someone to make you join

[lament cedar]

Ok

Thanks

[placid pivot]

I’ll do cayo with you if you want when you get it

[lament cedar]

Yeah please bro

[placid pivot]

Ight

[vagrant thicket]

Can someone do cayo heist

I am not good at it so I am just asking for 15%

My name in game is “OOB_monkE”

[spice oak]

Ask in #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc

[vagrant thicket]

No one is replying there....

[spice oak]

Okay?

No one is gonna reply to you here too. Just wait dude.

[vagrant thicket]

Umm ok

[frail smelt]

i mean yea this is not a lfg channel my guy

[drifting burrow]

Why does everyone find that weird.

[mild vortex]

What does lfg even stand for

[next pewter]

Looking For Group

[frail smelt]

BRUH

[next pewter]

i didn’t know people found it weird😭

[covert vault]

You did wait for the solid 2mins, it's like eternity

[mild vortex]

I thought it meant lgbt’s fucking gay

[next pewter]

no

[frail smelt]

yea i dont think we would be here if this was the case

would probably be hella canceled

[mild vortex]

Did anyone get the dr dre concert invite

[frail smelt]

yea

[drifting burrow]

Tiptoe thru the tulip's with me

[frail smelt]

it take like 20 mins

[mild vortex]

2nd invite there was no audio

It was like a mute concert

[covert vault]

Yeah, have got it twice, but it's been +10hrs since last time I got invite back

Still +30mins to listen to get that platinum award

[chrome prairie]

baby you're a firework

[stable oar]

I want to fight aliens already

[clear axle]

Need help with the loose cheng mission

Anybody up

Dm

[mild vortex]

Bruh

[dense ore]

Are you on xbox

[drifting burrow]

I said that a long time ago. It's over with I don't wanna talk about it anymore

[chrome prairie]

ngl

kinda a stupid statement

[stable oar]

I think so

[mild vortex]

Ight then

[dense ore]

Is it ok if i dm you

[wintry heron]

Anyone wanna do fleeca with me right now? I’m just tryna do all those heists

[stable oar]

For?

[chrome prairie]

lfg apartment heist ps

[stable oar]

Aliens probably got some holy hand grenades for firecrackers

[paper brook]

what time is it for y'all

i wanna know if it's only me who's fucked up

[vocal orchid]

fucking trquilla

i hate tequila fuck tequila

[fierce blaze]

I can't tell if your pfp is your ass or your crotch

[drifting burrow]

It's. The front

[vocal orchid]

its balls

[fierce blaze]

Why

[vocal orchid]

idk

[drifting burrow]

Idk?

[fierce blaze]

Why not ass

[frozen swallow]

Dude the guy tryn to make me join there servers back

And he is pissed

[drifting burrow]

Your right

[fierce blaze]

Block him

[frozen swallow]

He did this to me

[placid pivot]

Block

[frozen swallow]

Your message could not be delivered. This is usually because you don't share a server with the recipient or the recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends. You can see the full list of reasons

[fierce blaze]

Make him more mad by blocking

[placid pivot]

Block

[frozen swallow]

Deed has been done

[placid pivot]

5:06

Am

[copper ravine]

Why do I always feel like I’m one shot from NPCs without Armor? It is because I’m playing like an idiot or because I’m level 20?

[placid pivot]

Please end my suffering

[fierce blaze]

It's your level

[placid pivot]

It’s because the npc’s are OP as shit

[fierce blaze]

Once your level 100 you should be fine

And carry snacks and armor with you

[placid pivot]

Yea

[short lake]

Take cover and shot

[vocal orchid]

every 20 levels your health goes up

it caps at 120

[wary scroll]

Is there a max HP cap at some lvl or does it always increase?

[fierce blaze]

If I'm ceo and I know I have to fight through a bunch of npc, I pop a bst and right before I die I hit them with that special axe to recover my health

[vocal orchid]

rank 120 is the cap

[copper ravine]

I always wear Standard but one shot Armor gone

[wary scroll]

Thx

[vocal orchid]

it goes up every 10 or 20 levels

[copper ravine]

Which axe?

[fierce blaze]

The one that gives you the special ability

Stone hatchet I think it was

[copper ravine]

Oh

What boost?

[fierce blaze]

Bullshark testosterone

[copper ravine]

Oh that

I have it too but I’m broke af

[fierce blaze]

It's only 1000

[copper ravine]

I just bought kosatka

Legit 2k

[fierce blaze]

Ah I see

Do heist then

[copper ravine]

Ye I’m doing prep but I’m feel like I’m made outta tofu when doing these

[fierce blaze]

You'll get there eventually

[chrome prairie]

why do you even have this picture

lmfao

and is she even old enough

and consensual about this

[drifting burrow]

Nah she's 18

[chrome prairie]

okay so she's old enough

[drifting burrow]

Yes

[chrome prairie]

ight

if it's cool witchu

[copper ravine]

Dang

I hope it ain’t a trap or smth

[fierce blaze]

Trap or not they can still get it

These eyes don't discriminate

[copper ravine]

👀

[brisk mulch]

Why do you have uwu in your description

You're a boy bro

[drifting burrow]

Oh yes that's the type of person I like

[brisk mulch]

I caught you lackin

4k

[drifting burrow]

I'm gay. So I'm girl like

[copper ravine]

You never know

[fierce blaze]

Well I hope you find him

[chrome prairie]

'Cause baby, you're a firework

[drifting burrow]

Already did his name is James

[brisk mulch]

Ily ily

There's nothing above you

Above you above you

[chrome prairie]

why won't anybody sing along

bozos

[brisk mulch]

EXACTLY

kmt

[fierce blaze]

Didn't know it was a song

[short lake]

@drifting burrow pfp

[drifting burrow]

Yes..

[brisk mulch]

I love my schlong

They want it long

[wintry heron]

[stable oar]

I need more bunker supplies

[brisk mulch]

Go to Hong kong

[stable oar]

This is purgatory

[wintry heron]

Buy em

[chrome prairie]

yall haven't listened to katy perry firework?

tf was your childhood

[brisk mulch]

No

[stable oar]

I need to steal them

[vocal orchid]

i have

[stable oar]

I dont need stock or research

[brisk mulch]

Katy Perry is bad

[vocal orchid]

cuz baby ur a firewoooork

[fierce blaze]

Haven't heard that song since it first came out

[brisk mulch]

In my op

[stable oar]

I just need the missions to be completed

[brisk mulch]

The only celebrity I acc like is zendaya

[wintry heron]

Steel

[brisk mulch]

She is leng oh my

[stable oar]

I prefer iron

[chrome prairie]

😎

[vocal orchid]

so true

[brisk mulch]

And she doesent need plastic surgery to be bad too

[stable oar]

Steel is hard to work with

[chrome prairie]

smh

[stable oar]

Doesnt melt easy

[chrome prairie]

what the fuck does that mean lmfao

[wintry heron]

Aluminium supremecy

[vocal orchid]

id amputate my left nut with a butterknife to just be close to zendaya

[stable oar]

Nah

[brisk mulch]

It means very attractive

[chrome prairie]

yikes

[wintry heron]

Y as

[stable oar]

I dont use aluminium for weapons

[brisk mulch]

I live in the UK so

[stable oar]

They would break

[vocal orchid]

bri’ish

[stable oar]

Ew

[wintry heron]

Copper

[brisk mulch]

Stfu

[fierce blaze]

I'd do it for free

[wintry heron]

[stable oar]

B… British people… 🤮

[chrome prairie]

isn't it peng in the uk

[brisk mulch]

And leng

[chrome prairie]

it's been a while since I've been there

[stable oar]

Nah

[brisk mulch]

Leng is better than peng

[chrome prairie]

i don't think I've heard leng

[stable oar]

Uk is boring

[short lake]

No

[wintry heron]

[brisk mulch]

I'm black british

I was just born here

[stable oar]

Yes

[brisk mulch]

I'm a sexy 5,11 black man

[stable oar]

Short

[chrome prairie]

5'11

L

[brisk mulch]

[short lake]

I'm 6

[chrome prairie]

6'4

[stable oar]

Im Riki

[brisk mulch]

Bro I'm only 16

[chrome prairie]

get stepped on bozos

[brisk mulch]

I still have time

[wintry heron]

6'2

[short lake]

[wintry heron]

Short ass mfs

[stable oar]

This is your last year

[fierce blaze]

Thought you were 6'3 which one is it

[short lake]

Damn

[brisk mulch]

But that's why you guys are failing maths

I'm practically 6 foot

[short lake]

[brisk mulch]

If you round it up

[stable oar]

I passed math

[brisk mulch]

Therefore

I'm tall

[placid pivot]

Same

[wintry heron]

[brisk mulch]

You can't argue with mathematicians

[placid pivot]

I look down upon all of my peers

[short lake]

Same

[stable oar]

You can

You can argue with anything if you’re on this server

[placid pivot]

Not true

[brisk mulch]

You can't go against elmo bro

That dude terrifying

[short lake]

💪

[placid pivot]

Elmo is a pussy

Bring out my boy Kermit

[stable oar]

Elmo is wanted for several war crimes

[placid pivot]

He’d beat Elmo’s ass

Elmo wishes he could be half the man Kermit is

[brisk mulch]

Kermit is pretty manly

[stable oar]

Kermit is a frog

Elmos is a humanoid red thing

[brisk mulch]

Manliness doesent discriminate

[stable oar]

Elmo is closer to a man than kermit

[wintry heron]

Elmo is stalin

[brisk mulch]

I thought his dad was hitler

[wintry heron]

He is red cuz he owned tha red army

[placid pivot]

Average Elmo fan:

[wintry heron]

Thats kermit

[short lake]

Who is elmoo ?

[brisk mulch]

Ohhh

Makes sense

[wintry heron]

Candice

[brisk mulch]

HAHA

[placid pivot]

Average Kermit enjoyer:

[placid pivot]

Joe mama

[wintry heron]

Chad elmo enjoyer

[brisk mulch]

[wintry heron]

[placid pivot]

Elmo is literal garbage compared to Kermit

[fierce blaze]

Is on deez nuts

[brisk mulch]

Your name is bread but you can't afford ps plus

🍞

[fierce blaze]

Ayo didn't have to hit with the feels like that

[brisk mulch]

[wintry heron]

My ps plus running out in 10 days damn

[brisk mulch]

I'm buying 3 months

[wintry heron]

I had to buy the fuckin yacht

[fierce blaze]

I need to update mines on may

[brisk mulch]

I was so stupid

[fierce blaze]

I'm just waiting for a sale though

[brisk mulch]

I got a year ps plus when I was playing fortnite

What a waste

[wintry heron]

Wtf

Damn

[solid creek]

i hate it if you have to pay for online play

[fierce blaze]

I got a year ps plus and I've yet to play any of the games it came with

[solid creek]

thats why i switched to pc

[placid pivot]

Yeah I only recently discovered how much Xbox live gold was

[brisk mulch]

I feel like you should be allowed to play the gta online aspect of the game. Just not with other people without ps plus

Like you can grind cayo

[placid pivot]

Made me have lots of respect for my mother

[brisk mulch]

And buy cars etc

[placid pivot]

For paying for it

Monthly

For the past 4 years

[brisk mulch]

To make it a bit fairer

[brisk mulch]

Damn

[fierce blaze]

Should've just gotten the yearly one

[brisk mulch]

Yeah you would have saved alot

[placid pivot]

My mother doesn’t like it when I share my opinions

[fierce blaze]

If your playing online constantly then you should just get the yearly one

[placid pivot]

Even though she tells me like daily I’m smarter than her

[green gazelle]

Yo is the max agency worth it in y'all opinion

[fierce blaze]

Ye

[green gazelle]

Got 5.5 mil right now I can Max it out

[placid pivot]

I have a better idea

Take that money

Give it to me

[solid creek]

in my opinion, get the vespucci canals one

[placid pivot]

Have a good night

[chrome prairie]

do the martin missions actually give 20k?

[solid creek]

it has good garage and is near highway

[brisk mulch]

Bread you tryna do cayo b2b later

[fierce blaze]

I got the most expensive and surprisingly it helps when you do the recover valuable mission all you have to do is just drive straight to vanilla and grab watch and drive back it'll take about 2 min

[spiral gate]

What is better heavy strike vest or extreme
And do they work in freemode?

[chrome prairie]

I'm guessing I'm 6'4 because I was 6'3 in 2019

[brisk mulch]

I have pink diamond not panther

[fierce blaze]

Nah I'm burnt out on cayo

[placid pivot]

I’m guessing I’m 5’11 because I was 5’10 1/2 4 months ago

[fierce blaze]

I have necklace

[mild vortex]

😤

[brisk mulch]

Do u do replay glitch

I'm thinking if it's worth the trouble

[fierce blaze]

Yeah when Cayo first cane out

[mild vortex]

Some mf shot me off my mk2 😤

[green gazelle]

Oh man should I take the Vespucci or the most expensive

[mild vortex]

I was tryna blow him up bitch kept drifting

[fierce blaze]

Most you can do is 10 mil per day otherwise rs will notice

[solid creek]

its cheap so buy it. maybe you can buy an imani tech vehicle after

[brisk mulch]

Oh It still works?

[fierce blaze]

Yeah it's never gonna disappear

There's no way to patch it

But use it at your own risk

I personally stopped cause it took the enjoyment out of playing it

No I just do agency contracts and pet chop for ten min

[green gazelle]

Yo @fierce blaze

What's good bout the hawick agency

[lament panther]

I did the replay glitch but also stopped

[short lake]

I like the one which is near casino

[fierce blaze]

Some missions are close to you

[chrome prairie]

wtf

but what if you get 10mil from cayo legit

[short lake]

Legit is fine don't worry

[fierce blaze]

Then they don't mind but it's because you make 10 mil really quick is what gets them suspicious

[chrome prairie]

how do they know tho

[short lake]

Ya & if they look into it u r banned like my frnd got banned for 30 days & id reset lvl ZERO

[brisk mulch]

Can you do the cayo replay glitch solo

[fierce blaze]

If your on pc

[short lake]

No talk about

Glitches

[brisk mulch]

Rip

[short lake]

#📜┃all-server-info bro

[wintry heron]

does anyone know how to make alot of money as level 10

[fierce blaze]

Same way they can detect any other money glitches

Rs don't like sharkcards sales going down

[brisk mulch]

Buy kostaka and do cayo

[fierce blaze]

There's a reason why they did a mass ban about a year ago

[brisk mulch]

You can buy businesses but to get back your coke businesses money that you actually spent it on

It would take 31 hours

And for the other businesses it would take even longer

[wintry heron]

are you apro

[mild vortex]

Anyone down for short trip I’m in matchmaking rn

[fierce blaze]

I don't understand some of the business's, you buy the business then after that you have to pay workers and have to pay for material just to get money back

[frozen swallow]

Anyone down to help a champ 75 cut Cayo

Plz

[fierce blaze]

[frozen swallow]

Bread stop

[fierce blaze]

I'd give it you but I'm not playing rn

[mild vortex]

Short trip anyone waiting 10 mins in matchmaking

[frozen swallow]

[fierce blaze]

I need one for short trip as well but I'm not playing

I can play on my phone but the lag would be real

[mild vortex]

Phone?

[fierce blaze]

Yeah

Just download remote play and now you have a mobile ps

[wintry heron]

did you know 1 shot to the head for a fat girl npc in gta

is nothing

this bitch eats the bullets

[chrome prairie]

you're probably not in one shot range

most pistols can one shot players to the head

[copper ravine]

Use a pump mk2 with dragon’s breath then

[wintry heron]

im joking

[copper ravine]

I see

[chrome prairie]

yeah

i love pulling upto an idiot with the widowmaker and just killing him with one shot to the head with a combat pistol

[copper ravine]

The disrespect👌🏿

[wintry heron]

Heavy revolver mk2 its good aint it?

[keen isle]

Just saw the update its pretty shit

[copper ravine]

You can one shot NPCs to the chest I thnk

[wintry heron]

Bro the btich with 2 heads?

[wintry heron]

Yeah but talkin bout players

[copper ravine]

Oh

Headshot then ig

[wintry heron]

Dat revilver takes down military merryweather n armored targets on one shot sox

[copper ravine]

Is military rifle better or special carbine better

[charred ether]

Carbine

[wintry heron]

Special carbine

[charred ether]

actually both are good

I feel bad for rdo players

[copper ravine]

I often see youtubers use military rifle

Wuts rdo

[vocal orchid]

currently swimming away from cayo

done cayo badabing badaboom

[shrewd creek]

Anyone on Xbox willing to do the Criminal MasterMind? (original)

[vocal orchid]

nah but good luck lmao

ill pray 4 u

[shrewd creek]

thx

[vocal orchid]

13 mins thats a downgrade from last time

6.5 mil

[gaunt sable]

YO so I haven’t played gta v in like almost 2 weeks , was just wondering if anyone can tell me what’s new?

[vocal orchid]

2 new cars

nightshark but worse and british car

both can be customised in imani tech

[short lake]

Mass ban ?

[gaunt sable]

Night shark but worse??

[vocal orchid]

a mass ban happened during the ls tuner update

[gaunt sable]

And by British car do u mean the new pfister comet version ?

[vocal orchid]

comet s2

[short lake]

Which platform ?

[gaunt sable]

Yeah that

[vocal orchid]

i think all

during the car dupe glitch

[fierce blaze]

All of them

[vocal orchid]

they mass banned and reset a bunch of people

[short lake]

I didn't saw any one getting banned tho @fierce blaze @vocal orchid

[gaunt sable]

Wait what’s the thing called that’s a worse night shark?

Is it the mil spec patriot

[fierce blaze]

Then they weren't duping cars

[vocal orchid]

patroit mil soec

yea

[gaunt sable]

Ye

[short lake]

Ohh

[vocal orchid]

it was tragic

i lost a gta friend because of it

his rank 400 acc got reset

[fierce blaze]

It was duping cars and this apartment glitch

[short lake]

He doing b2b or car dupli?

[wintry heron]

Seks

[placid pivot]

I had a friend that did that autoshop car dupe glitch

Literal millions

[gaunt sable]

I think I had a friend who duped a car and gave it too me a bit after the glitch started

[placid pivot]

Never got caught

[wintry heron]

You don't get reset from dupes or b2b lmao

[placid pivot]

Still has his account to this day

[wintry heron]

At most you can get sell limit or get into bad sports from b2b

[delicate hollow]

hi

[vocal orchid]

car dupe

b2b has been around since bogdan

[placid pivot]

What’s b2b?

[wintry heron]

Deez nuts

[short lake]

He was doing car dupli

[short lake]

It's an glitch & we can't talk about it here

[placid pivot]

Oh ok sorry

[wintry heron]

Talking bout the old garage glitch thing?

[vocal orchid]

yea

ls tuners

[wintry heron]

That was before tuners

[vocal orchid]

that update was ass

[vocal orchid]

was it

[wintry heron]

Yea

[short lake]

Chill ain't any mod here xd

[vocal orchid]

the mass ban happened during ls tuners

[spice knoll]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[chrome prairie]

ass

[short lake]

There should be bad sport lobby on pc also

[wintry heron]

Was a month before cayo I think?

[spice knoll]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wintry heron]

August 2020 if i rember correctly

when the wiping happened

[short lake]

I never saw any ?

[spice knoll]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[chrome prairie]

dunce hat

[short lake]

Ppl wearing those white hats

[short lake]

Yes

[vocal orchid]

can we have 10 seconds of silence for pc players

[spice knoll]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vocal orchid]

alr 10 seconds over

[short lake]

Ya & i haven't seen any till now on PC

[vocal orchid]

it came out in june cayo came out in december 2020

[short lake]

There isn't bad sport lobby's on PC ig

[chrome prairie]

there aren't?

nah that's cap

[short lake]

I haven't seen any pc player wearing those hats

[unreal condor]

Anyone wanna come in my cayo perico heist?

[vocal orchid]

shouldi buy the ruiner

for the vine

[wintry heron]

I'm gonna cum in your cayo

[short lake]

So i don't think so there is , or pc players talk about it

[fierce blaze]

There's no bad sports lobby in pc cause every session is a bad sports lobby

[vocal orchid]

so true king

[wintry heron]

Kinda wanna go into bad sports ngl

[unreal condor]

Ok so my ign is huxxi619

[wintry heron]

I wanna see how the vibes be

[unreal condor]

Hurry up I am waiting

[wintry heron]

no

[vocal orchid]

should i buy a facility

[wintry heron]

Buy it and orb spam

[short lake]

Naah there aren't any bad sport on PC bcz we can't leave bad sport lobby's until something like that idk about ps or xbox & ppl have that white hat on them

There are just modders

[vocal orchid]

sigma male

[wintry heron]

[short lake]

Idk why i bought orb cannon i haven't even used it a single time till now , not even for that orb kill achievement

[hollow glen]

same but i cant :(

[hollow glen]

sometimes i get bad sport points tho

[hollow glen]

but its from destroying spawned modded cars

[vocal orchid]

completes criminal mastermind
spends it all on the luxor deluxe

[short lake]

I never saw anyone on pc wearing that white hat so there isn't any chill

[drifting burrow]

GTA stands for Great Talking Ass

[short lake]

Xd

[drifting burrow]

Lol

[chrome prairie]

gta stands for good tsquishy ass

[drifting burrow]

Cool

[chrome prairie]

yes

listen to glaive

[drifting burrow]

GTA stands for Good Tyrone Ass

[chrome prairie]

what

no

good tomboy ass

yes

100%

(real)

[drifting burrow]

Hmm

[chrome prairie]

tomboys 😩

[gaunt sable]

No@it is ur own ass

[drifting burrow]

Good Tyler Ass

[gaunt sable]

🧢

[chrome prairie]

[gaunt sable]

It stands for “ur own ass” GTA

[chrome prairie]

me when tomboy

[drifting burrow]

So u like boys

[fierce blaze]

I like Lester

[drifting burrow]

I like pp

[gaunt sable]

I like ur mom

[drifting burrow]

I like ur dad

[chrome prairie]

i said tomboys

do you know what tomboys are

[drifting burrow]

Yes

[gaunt sable]

Yes

[fierce blaze]

My mom is a man

[gaunt sable]

Ur dad

[drifting burrow]

Hot

[chrome prairie]

tell me then

[gaunt sable]

Yes I do

[chrome prairie]

what are tomboys

[gaunt sable]

There ur dad

[hollow glen]

i wasnt mad tho

also people do wear it but its from menus

[gaunt sable]

FOR THE 5th TIME ur dad

[fierce blaze]

Ayo my mom is taken

[drifting burrow]

Oh

[gaunt sable]

Yh by me

[fierce blaze]

[drifting burrow]

His mother is a man.

[gaunt sable]

Yes

So?

[placid pivot]

I’m a lv 53 and I did Cayo with my high level friends a lot back when I first started

[drifting burrow]

Oh

[placid pivot]

Now I keep getting drilled by people on how I have a mk2

[hollow glen]

like xDev outfit editor or some menus have clothing options (usually VIP or premium menus)

[drifting burrow]

Nothing wrong with that. I support

[gaunt sable]

U did a Cato ….weirdo

Hehe

[fierce blaze]

No wonder she leaves the room dissatisfied

[placid pivot]

blows brains out

I am a drunken mistake

This is true

[chrome prairie]

haha funny

[gaunt sable]

Ikr

[gaunt sable]

Oh yeah and no wonder ur a mistake

[fierce blaze]

Than your pull out game weak

[gaunt sable]

No thanks for the offer tho m8

[fierce blaze]

Don't leave

[drifting burrow]

It's because he's so long

[gaunt sable]

I’m out

Peace

[placid pivot]

What the shit

[fierce blaze]

Who

[brazen terrace]

Does anyone here have the hazardous jerry can ( the yellow one )

[fierce blaze]

[gaunt sable]

He was talking bout me

[placid pivot]

I feel sexually assaulted for having read this

[gaunt sable]

Yes

Ur mom

[gaunt sable]

Yes ur mom

[fierce blaze]

You just tagged him twice

[wintry heron]

Amogus

[chrome prairie]

the bounty system in gta is so bad

[fierce blaze]

[chrome prairie]

yes

[chrome prairie]

you know how

[gaunt sable]

Like ur mom is bad

Hehe

[brazen terrace]

How did u get it?

[gaunt sable]

From ur mom

Hehe

Nah jkjk

If u wanna get it tho

Just search it up on utube I guess

[wintry heron]

||I am back||

[gaunt sable]

Y u want it tho?

[brazen terrace]

collector

[gaunt sable]

BELIGA NO WAY I-I-I-I big fan ☺️

[wintry heron]

😅 😅
😅 😅
I-I- fake

https://tenor.com/view/lie-fake-liar-fraud-alert-gif-14431169

[brisk mulch]

Ew

[pliant walrus]

I thought I fatter but I sh1t, and now it's squishy when I sit, I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack I thought I fatter but I shit

[gaunt sable]

I DIDNT EVEN HAVE A SINGLE CLUE totally hehe

[chrome prairie]

casino setup

[gaunt sable]

Yh I figured so

[wintry heron]

I am thinking 🤔

[brisk mulch]

I shit and shit but I have no clue. Now my shit is blue. Your shawty tryna eat this food

So I give her the BBC premium too

AAAA BARS

[gaunt sable]

Oh yeah uh huh hut it clipseee

[wintry heron]

I am thinking to buy cabrio s2