#🚔┃gta-discussion
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mc sucks
Cocaine is good
Willard faction or bravado gauntlet
only cocaine
Which one
File too big don’t have nitro
And you get cash factory for free
Ya do
I have coke
That’s enough
yea, have fun driving 3 slow ass vans
Jubilee
Find new session until you don’t
But the payments I make to keep the business up to date
prius
Like rent
Bro
Is more than I make from it
Someone give an answer j need for fuck sake
depends
This game is pretty much like a second job
you like sliddy cars?
o-o
Ssure

then buy gauntlet
What’s what
not my mom :((

I already had her
And you’re actually my son
say less
nice car what do you do for a living
What about a 3 way
rip bozo
Sell kneecaps on the black market
say less

@chrome prairie
Tequila + weed + you alert the guards
Get four people and get others to leave at the end full gold 4.5 million
L bozo
noob
yes
I've been waiting for you for like 50 hours
Smh
i'm freezing help
okay I'm joining your session

@chrome prairie @mint zealot can i join
Why
@weak flume do u know which is fastest car from new agency cars which have imani tech , there speed is like fastest buffalo then champion then jubilee am i ri8?
funny car
What the hell is an auraleus
I'm making an invite only
Jubilee has heating
you\
no trolls allowed
can i join? i don't have friends
your mom
i wont troll 😄
we're not doing a heist anyways
Ill streamsnipe u
Jubilee fastest
Not asking u
@chrome prairie do we invite this man?
uh
i don't know them, it's upto you
me when
me when there is an error joining this session please return to gta 5
u noob
I mean the last time we invited someone you know what happened
It is
did you just go to an invite only lobby
yes
Yes I told you smh
and the time before that
i mean, i'm cool.
he left 
And sus
Add me then
being cool and being good are two different things
what you doing tho?
your mom
I’m the greatest but not on pc
name on gta?
perfect
Add me @frosty linden if u don't have anyone else ign - LuTerA716
me to
r6s?
i had to
i dont got friends :<
lates

the greatest noob

this emote good yes
ill play w random
Fucl pc users
no
Bye
play with me
Any ps4 players tryna friend a level 784
Sure
we need this emote in this server
not specifically
I don’t have a mk2, how do I get to kosatka ?
You're not even online smh
i am
Love pe4 userz
dinghy
difnghy
request a dinghy
you can spawn one
Shark card bridge
dinghy *
Then add me again smh
spawns very close to the shore too
you removed me from frnd list
Does anyone know how to remove rust on ramp weapons on the annis apocalypse car?
use luxor deluxe
I DIDN'T
The dinghy?
You can request my dinghy
It’s a livery
send IGN DUDE
what do you mean you don't have uno? it comes free with your damn xbox
buy the luxor deluxe, fly, parachute to kosatka 
yes
Ayo hacked
Use CEO dinghy for 5k easier
Oh tyty
sent
"the pink phantom" 💀
@chrome prairie JOIN
am yes
xddd
I was so worried when I get the kosatka I won’t be able to get to it 😂
The other stiles “not apocalypse” can change it too
Leave me alone
Best way
💀💀
But you already have fee dhingy if you have kosatka tho
N O
but you're poor if you use free vehicles
you can do the suspend process thing to escape
I did
Someone help me cayo

do it yourself
elmo u gotta solo
@knotty harness I have a really good idea
unless ur getting gold id just solo
Bro my gta online character so sexy
Fuck u tequila is my target
o my what is it
I buy a yacht
then do solo!
U 🧑🦯
i personally do not like the yacht
And park my Luxor deluxe on it
YES
show the server who’s boss
ask elmo
Imcdown bro
Don't have ps sorry
v nice
Elmo msg in priv if u need me
@mossy burrow JOIN
Helo wock
Hello Rock


Cow
delete the 0
what 0
6606 in their name
Nah man that’s my birthday
Why don’t I have nickname perms
indeed
hm

comes w extra perms
also unlocked at a lvl
bro i love flying my oppressor mk2 near people doing cargo
not blowing it up but like
scaring the shit out of them
I blew it up once
lvl 30
chasing ppl doing vehicle cargo >
pop their tires >
i spended money on mc business
cargo bob them to the location
No
I got mine blown up so yeah
I have that
i cant sell them .-.
I just use it for nightclub
kept gatting griefed
Why y’all selling in full sessions
cayo perico is the only way to make mpney for me
Glitch into a solo public session
Set your mtu to 800
mtu?
okie
Lvl 165

Tbh all I do nowadays is grind Cayo legit been doing it everyday since it came out
Good night
must be boring af
Sleep tight dont let any spiders bite
god damn that easy
-.-
How is that even humanely possible
Ye but it’s the only good way to make money other than crates which I just get grieved in but I have been finding the agency contracts
xD
Glitch 
Bro just glitch into a solo session when u sellin
what
Glitches aren’t allowed
@mild vortex it’s like I’m doing Cayo on auto pilot now lol
oooooooohhhhh
try doing the casino heist lol, really fun and pay is decent

The gather intel is stressful af
how to see players in pc
it isn't lol
Wdym ?
how players there are
I always get detected at the metal gate
skill issue
Click Z
thx
And crash my bike because there’s too many damn trees
Have you guys heard about the new CDs
my grinding strat is
i can help
do one cayo perico
Dude gathering intel get a motorbike and jump beside the wall so easy@
and sell my businesses
yep
I’m on console rip
i can show u how to do on my pc

screenshare
What’s the best way
@mild vortex I’ll send a vid show u jumping over the gate for intel
Sup @mighty steeple
I only just woke up pepega
Send the link here if you can
And somehow I managed to cut open my elbow
Ohhh

Wtf how 
A spring popped out of my bed somehow and it cut into it
And the weapons missions is long af but easy
Sooo
Heist glitched fuckinf twice
I need to get a new bed today lol
The go to merryweather hq one

Ahh shit take care mate

ok
Yup got it
👍
Dam Daniel
Sup
Can u post pics from mobile in this chat
I'm good wbu ?
Eh just fine have a bit of fever
U can send them in #📸┃gta-media
what car should i consider buying later deluxo or vigilante or pool magnet
Vigilante
@short lake thanks
Pool magnet is very fun
Ohhh take care & dont forget to take MED's

why did you leave noob @mint zealot
It put me in a different session smh
Sussy boy
Get Pool magnet
Anyone else stuck in quarintine
@chrome prairie invite me
Sister tested positive for covid on Tuesday
Deluxo slow , vigilante rocket's Blow's it self & scramjet pool magnet xd@slate olive
Naah
bruh
Smh
lol
Yes
Take care 
does stock pool magnet comes with missiles
No you’ll need a moc
I don't think soo
@short lake thanks man I’m all good it’s just long a man can only play so much gta lol
Ya or avenger also vehicle workshop in them @slate olive
Ya 
@chrome prairie smh I'm gonna play another game >:(
If u don’t have it I would say go with the toreador that thing is goated
im getting that
after i buy darnell bros warehouse
Ohhh
i getting those cars later
I just bought that one
on sale?
Ya
@slate olive the missles are so good
It's on sale
yes
What’s that
i can't send you an invite
large warehouse
Oh ye srry
Crate warehouse name@chrome prairie which is near casino
toreador missiles has really good tracking and it has inf missiles
Yep I did so many crates back in the day I now mainly stick with Cayo
smh
I'm buy ruiner 2000
i wanted to show you cool car
Not Inf missle but a lot
how much?
Ahh I'm bored of cayo that's why stick with crate opposite of u xd
Ya he is ri8 toreador has inf missiles
Inf
GGs Cayo Grinded 13 mil rn
Damn legit ?
Cool @candid crater 
Let’s go I did 30 mil grind before agency
over the course of a week
But that took me like 2 weeks
GGs
i started grinding money at that time
i was new to cayo perico
I use the replay glitch in moderation at times ngl
Ye it gets very repetitive after a while so I normally mix it with some agency missions
No talk about glitches plzzz
Lol it 1 o’clock here
i havent started grinding
no I wont talk about what the glitch is
I find glitches harder than actually getting good at the game and working for my money
what am I supposed to call it lmao glitch #40210?
stripes livery on toreador looks good
Ye it looks mint hey
I use it mainly because the setups just get boring after doing them again.... and again.... and again (etc etc)
Ye the only “glitch” heavily in quotation marks wouldn’t call it a glitch myself is after getting the safe code from the casino and having to kill ur way out of the casino u just die and u spawn outside with setup passed
that is either an over stretch or an over simplification of the term "glitch" depending on how you look at it
time to resupply my businesses
which one?
yea
Can anyone help me with prison break
ok
you have to do that whit them
no
Owh
no Im bored af with that heist (also ask on LFG channels)
you on pc 2
There's no one In lfg
you cant even play whit him
Ik
even if I was on PS I would not play it, being my point
it just dumb unless you have a good crew
Ye most painful heist if not done properly
Well if we do them all in a row we get more money
Sorry please
i always ask to be pilot cuz ppl dont know what to do when there pilot
which all OG heist not require 4 players?
Dude I would not be even wasting my time with counterfeit cash or meth tbh
fleeca
Can we still receive bounty mail from maude
Yea
yes
or flecca
this TBH
idk how its spelled
I've been waiting for d mail since in an invite only lobby
It auto corrects to flecca
it is the first ever heist so it feels like that
Fleeca Job
ok thx
OG heists SUCK
doing cmm whit good ppl can be fun
Idk u should gets a message after a few mins being in session
I know and it was intense back in the day but now it feels so easy crazy how much a game can change in 9 years
not that crazy most online games dont survive that long
UNLESS, you have very reliable teammates who actually read the instructions and listen to the endless blabber of (name here)
Should I buy the grotti proto or the willard faction
hello
Lester is a nerd
Faggio
I'm serious thi
and a chatterbox
Faggio mod 
Tf is the willard?
The bennys custom vehchile
Vehicle
pronto FTW
Do u have the ocelot pariah it is the best car in the game best top speed and handlse like a champ
because It looks cool
||jubilee is better||
Get the proto💪
hello elmo
Proto or the willard
what
No 💀
Get the pariah better then both
full names
yeah which website you buy it from again?
Should I buy the grotti proto or the willard faction donk
ocelelot pariah better
I don't want the pariah
Get the proto 
Fancy shop
why elmo?
Proto would be more fun tbh
Slow
I'm collecting super cars and bennys vehicles rn
Legendary Motorsport?
I just had to sit through some unskippable fucking hip hop for 5 minutes and got 7k mission reward

jubilee
Is proto electrical
oh okay
Ye lol forgot the name I need to sleep
Buy it and find out
but pariah is best in sports

I'm collecting luxury too so I'm keeping that in mind
Rip my dude
good
Pariah the best in the game in my opinion

Proto
Bad opinion
yea also pariah is also known as supercar killer
cuz it beats supercars
Ok man
Jubilee is a speed demon
His pfp really describes him
Known as the vigilante killer
Lol
Oppre-- gets killed
The pariah is the fastest car in the game
What level r u lol
Jubilee really puts pariah in its place tbh
dayum
No the pariah is faster
Wrong
Pariah is ass
No
Yes
comes back to life Oppressor MKII
I'd prefer itali rsx
Jubilee also has four doors
jubilee has missile jammer and remote control
I'm ur dad
Jubilee can withstand multiple missiles
Jubilee has ass liveries tho
destroyed my 17k worth of cargo
I’m not worried bout being blown up if I was worried about that I’d take my insurgent pickup and also the pariah is 1.4 and the jubilee 1.6
who destroyed your cargo?
i did
Rip

oh lol
It’s also faster and 4 door
anybody play league of legends?
Not muck though lucky
Ew
Ur so dumb it’s not faster u don’t know what ur talking about u goon
Lego games are fun af
it’s faster
yes
I think
It does
I want a car with a lawnmower on the bottom
Look at gta media
just spent over 1.5 million getting the futo gtx
Noice
So when i run over npc they turn into tomato juice
so that OBJECTIVLY makes it better imo
The buffalo Stx has Immani tech it’s faster then the jubilee
we comparing no buffalo STX
shut up and do cayo instead of fighting like a couple
I have 13 mil off of it already (enough for me but I still gon do it)
This is tru srry for the beef good night to all
GGs
photoshopped
Lolololololol
I’m too rich for Cayo
Hahahaga ur dumb and poor
Is the krieger worth buying? Or should I buy the DR1
funny zentorno
So any other recommendations?
Emerus
Okay, thanks
i had a question
Easy or difficult?
with the longfin approach the guards don't get mad at you if you walk next to them
U mean in the ocean?
would they get mad if I "steal" a dinghy from the docks
neat
Well I mean if they see you stealing it they just gonna shoot you regardless cause they saw you
no
they do
If you take one from the docks it shouldnt alert anyone
because with the smuggler approach they aren't gonna aggro on you
That’s very rude and incorrect
the white ones on minimap r friendly
Still kill them
will they turn red
mhm
and raise the alarm
a friendly wouldn't be stealing boat
Nope
imagine velum with open door
I love cayo guards
small brained pc user
Such great targets
@knotty harness
@ivory spear
I got a pink diamond 4 gold
Yes

That’s pretty bad
Shut
Better luck next time
Cant shut the velum door
tequila all cash 
man i hope i don't have covid
fuck this stupid
I do
idiot on the car

:(
Frick
can't
I’m vaccinated so I won’t die
can'tu
You will make a great 5g tower
C u next Tuesday

When does enhanced and expanded come out
Later
Idc
rn
Epic
i havent took vaccine
same
me either so im probably getting fucked
its not available 
if i have covid
Meh
especially bc i already have a weakened immune system
v nice
I have asthma
If u gets covid than start eating anything
I’m allergic to tree nuts
lol
Pretty sure im alergic to something

Dont know what tho
I’m going to sleep.
Gn
goodnight
Goodnight forever
Stop
Go to sleep
Goodnight everyone except perennial riki
Enjoy the shadow realm monsters
gn kiss when
pog
@steady marten
i would like to report someone for unwanted dms
sure
Need to wait for 10 mins now
where do i send
This place is boring
Cuz you are here
Then you are speaking to yourself
We all speak to ourselves
@languid shadow
Ye?
what ver of mc r u on
Java
imma join on my shitty laptop
Nah my sister is playing
I havent played mc in to long
ill play w her then
To late to start again
body her on 10fps
Very cool
She Cant speak English it sucks
what does she speak
And she probably don't want to
Dutch
sussy balls
Really doesnt take no for an answer
yeah idk dutch
I found a person
Damn
Finnaly not bored
finally*
Finnaly

Meh
oof
Finnaly i can do something instead of sitting
better luck next time
Bro
When i get home im either gonna do cayo or casino
Painting doesnt come outside of compound
Maybe today it does
i mean inside office
Most i made on solo was 2.2 mil
and one stack of coke in main dock
panther?
Had panther statue
noob
Nerd
I only have pink diamond and I've made 2 million
Your medal is in the mail
That aint possible
that's near impossible lol
that's not possible, I'm your mailman
youd have to get a lot of cash from safe
cocaine pink diamond safe
secondary loot spawns?
yeah no what
youd have to get gold
coke is best for solo
for solo cocaine is the only option
gold is best
Gold is worst
Nah then you would Came to 1.8 or 1.9 Max
^
are you talking after pavels fee?
1.9 would be w elite
or before that
Nope
wdym nope lmfao
Even with hardmode not posisble
Not with fees
1.953
not even counting elite
1.88 mil
plus the safe
Need 120k
Hello
Safe only goes 99k max
I am back because can’t sleep
i said 1.953 mill + elite bonus
-fees
so that's 2 million
1.9mil
get 3 other people to grab gold, then they leave and u keep it all
1.9mil
would be mean
Nah that is still 1.8 - 1.9
That’s the maximum
it’s profit
Strictly business
now we need 2
Nor Rn
why is it so cold
same
Max i have taken is 3.4 it think but that is some time ago
Just put a coat on
i hate living here
Stop complaining

with 4?
Live here
i have panther 6 gold thats why
Weak
Without Panther pink Diamond 5 gold
what
Around that so it can be less that i had taken
you need the 500k in office safe
max take i have is 6 million
u can get 500k?!
No
Nice lie
just be lucky
all i ever get is 40k
thats low i have gotten 129k
most i have got is 129k in safe
Gotta go
not the take I've gotten I'm talking about the max possibility
That aint possible highest potential take i Have seen is 5.6
shush
i got 10 mil
Go to bed
if you do it
I’m trying
In Cayo?
yea
Get off your phone then
no
you got the do the ultra elite
if you do the ultra elite you get 3x the money
Than there is no escape
not if he dose the ultra elite
Only 1 person escaped

But they are still missing
one can escape if they do the ultra elite
3 must still die tho
Hundreds all charged at once
First you are spamming me then you are telling lies bro how fucked up is your life ?
Only 1 went through
why are you so mad
Maybe cuz you spammed me and i got over 500 notifications
you just left the server when we was gonna do the cmm btw
kinda fucked
but we got 4 now
4 deez nuts
No shit if i get spammed 500 times
i'll do it tomorrow
you dont do it
we wait
you said you would do it the next day
we ask you if your ready
and you leave the server
that was 3 days that we could have found another
I just Cant fucking leave if there are friends around
team mate to do it whit
I wish nessi was animated on cayo
dont say that "i can do it" if you fucking cant
we would have waited
My parents didnt say that there were friends coming
then why not say that
you just left
shit my internet is getting bad im in a car rn
Cuz you spammed me
there was 2 pings that day
and the logs still there
so dont come up whit sum shit lie
it dose not matter anymore
Bro your life is real fucked up you telling another lie here
Idk but maybe cuz it was christmass and new year
Then dont say
"yea i can do cmm"
if you know that it's christmas
Then why are you planning to do a cmm at that time???
cuz we had time
I could before christmass
I did there was another Guy that didnt
When you said you were gonna do cmm i Came to ask if i may join we waited like 2 hours and no one Came
it toke you like 4h to respond
it dose not matter anymore anyway
cuz we have 4 players
Not it is a lie
so im not gonna
oh
If i upgrade the fkn security of my mc businesses will they stop calling me to defend my goddamn business ??

Less
no

Ouch
then suspend them
me too
Can't for nightclub

That was bad
i dont go to mine often never been reaided and sell for alot so
I had to roll it from my neck down to my chest and legs and it hurt all the way through

then you're either extremely lucky or lying
bc that's why u get raided lol
it's not random
i havent been raided in the 3 weeks ive been grinding with it open
Or may be he don't become MC at all
I never got raided on any business and I don’t even have the security upgrades for any of them
You get raided only while you’re a ceo for an extended period in a lobby
im always in a mc
If you’re not a ceo you can’t get raided
oh i switch back and forth cause i have warehouses








