with the 57 dollar version of gta
#🚔┃gta-discussion
terse dove
unreal condor
well can you keep both bunkers?
terse dove
and the criminal enterprise back
when you start a new character
do you get another 9 million
knotty harness
your new one replaces your old one
terse dove
on that character
unreal condor
oh thanks Eli i was asking cuz i made mistake buying bunker at paleto bay now i want chumash bunker
knotty harness
when you start a new character
c.e. pack gives u 1mil?
great white shark gives u 8mil
knotty harness
nope :-) not free
terse dove
i suck at grinding so im stuck with 12k on a level 27
wintry heron
you can transfer ur money
it's not like transfering it's more like sharing
knotty harness
wintry heron
https://tenor.com/view/big-floppa-big-flopa-flop-who-the-fuck-asked-hot-gif-2041...
I hate people like you
unreal condor
your new one replaces your old one
Eli does that goes with all buildings?
knotty harness
mhm
unreal condor
oh okay ty
knotty harness
except garages and apartments
knotty harness
you can own up to 5
unreal condor
oh okay
unreal condor
except garages and apartments
also cargo warehouses
i meant crates
well i joined the server a few days ago but was unable to access chats
then i rejoined the server
and i am here now
mint zealot
I hate people like you
wintry heron
https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-the-next-generation-friends-of-desoto-tng-tgg-g...
I'm just saying "who asked" is annoying
Quick question which is better to buy first an arcade or a facility
mint zealot
Arcade
mint zealot
anyone who can help me grind, i got up to 12k thats about it
Use the lfg channels
terse dove
which one do you recommend
mint zealot
Any
terse dove
which is best
delicate thunder
Arcade facility make no money arcade makes some money but facility has doomsday heist
wintry heron
which is best
just go into cayo one and look for people who need grabbers
knotty harness
I'm just saying "who asked" is annoying
plucky rover
Lmfao
knotty harness
plucky rover
plucky rover
<:awwyes:846472268989464676>
This is what danny devito looks like
knotty harness
lunar flame
@plucky rover why is the phub url in ur bio
plucky rover
What?
knotty harness
ur not getting perms
vocal orchid
I tried to help my noob friend do cayo but ive given up on him
knotty harness
to ur gofundme
knotty harness
mhm?
vocal orchid
And fucked the entire heist
knotty harness
i see
vocal orchid
I spent 2 hours of pain doing serups
knotty harness
YOU WHAT
vocal orchid
For him to play like helen keller
plucky rover
knotty harness
i think both of yall need to get better
vocal orchid
Yes I didnt know u could do it in invite only sessions
So i kept getting griefed
I can usually do them in like 50 mins
plucky rover
just say "griefer no griefing"
terse stream
can somebody explain why I random got the widowmaker
rocky wind
BC you did
plucky rover
^
terse stream
ok
plucky rover
knotty harness
u guys are really good at helping
terse stream
no but i mean it just spawned into my weapon wheel
knotty harness
should be mods
terse stream
i don't use mods
vocal orchid
What should i do w my 4.7 mil
chrome prairie
can somebody explain why I random got the widowmaker
modder
vocal orchid
I have oppressor mk2
plucky rover
should be mods
Ikr
chrome prairie
the stun gun
plucky rover
I should have gif and image perms too
mint zealot
@vocal orchid puffy
chrome prairie
when you join a new session you'll lose them
terse stream
ok
plucky rover
if only u had nitro
If only I would save my money.. oh wait I already do
mint zealot
I should have gif and image perms too
plucky rover
chrome prairie
yes
rocky wind
bred
mint zealot
😔
chrome prairie
it's okay I'll drive you around later <3
plucky rover
<:pensivebread:774735176382021682>
Bread chat
plucky rover
Im the fire truck man
chrome prairie
i like to obey the traffic laws in the one game that is made about breaking laws
mint zealot
plucky rover
https://tenor.com/view/trash-trash-man-im-the-trash-man-iasip-danny-devito-gif-1...
I agree
mint zealot
Wut
plucky rover
Cap
chrome prairie
CLOSE
mint zealot
What happened
chrome prairie
I almost burnt my 100 dollar bill
mint zealot
HOW
mint zealot
Smh
chrome prairie
right next to my table
mint zealot
Be careful you dummy
plucky rover
right next to my table
Fire
rocky wind
duck 🦆
chrome prairie
there's a small stove I use to warm the room (because haha funny gasoline is better than electricity)
and the note was SITTING RIGHT NEXT
to the stoves thing
plucky rover
Just dont put it there
chrome prairie
like it was on the stove
plucky rover
Easy
chrome prairie
but not on the flames
i woulda been so fucking pissed because that's all i got rn and i just ordered food 😭
ayo?
knotty harness
chrome prairie
i saw that
mint zealot
@knotty harness I saw that you fucker
knotty harness
saw what
plucky rover
like it was on the stove
brain.exe has stopped working
mint zealot
Leave me alone
knotty harness
ok and
chrome prairie
yikes
knotty harness
chrome prairie
your mother
knotty harness
plucky rover
yezus
chrome prairie
she had hopes she could get yo ugly ass a girl but nope
knotty harness
i actually do have a partner <3
knotty harness
theyre very real lol
chrome prairie
yes body pillows are real
knotty harness
how ab u
chrome prairie
what about me?
knotty harness
u have anybody?
stable oar
Boo
wintry heron
Message me if you need money pc only
chrome prairie
no, i don't wanna date anyone I'm not even 20 yet
knotty harness
smol
chrome prairie
if you think nobody wants to date me I've rejected 7 people in just 2021 🤣
knotty harness
i didnt say nothin
plucky rover
Epic gamer move
chrome prairie
I know, that's why i said if you think
stable oar
Im bored
knotty harness
im eli
chrome prairie
dating 👎
plucky rover
I agree
stable oar
commit felony
Nothing new to do : (
chrome prairie
watch hawkeye yes
plucky rover
Dating sucks
chrome prairie
fr
mint zealot
don't think they appreciate jokes about stuff like that
I do but not all the time, and I'm not really in the mood for that rn
chrome prairie
become self centered
hoary dome
Nothing new to do : (
Races
chrome prairie
embrace narcissism
hoary dome
Street or stunt
plucky rover
Dating sucks
Like just get together, easy
chrome prairie
become better
hoary dome
become better
Yes git gud
chrome prairie
only respect other sigma's
plucky rover
stable oar
Im just gonna draw
hallow edge
grizzled thunder
How much goods can the speedo custom sell?
plucky rover
https://tenor.com/view/ignores-you-in-spanish-ignore-gif-10794404
pendejo
chrome prairie
I do but not all the time, and I'm not really in the mood for that rn
hope everything get's better soon <3
stable oar
My cat is becoming very good at tax evasion
mint zealot
hope everything get's better soon <3
Thank you neeb <3
chrome prairie
My cat is becoming very good at tax evasion
call me cat
stable oar
He seems so proud each time he rips off the government
stable oar
call me cat
Can i call u nessi?
chrome prairie
I'm not a fat whale that sits in a lake
stable oar
: (
hallow edge
My cat is becoming very good at tax evasion
Get good, my dog has committed castration to people illegally
plucky rover
My parrot has burnt down an orphanage
stable oar
I use to have a dog that helped me with veichle robberies
But now shes at a better place
chrome prairie
her name was chop
stable oar
My brothers
plucky rover
not good enough
I just got started
chrome prairie
good
stable oar
her name was chop
Yes
chrome prairie
you are making progress
onwards my friend
next we get a moose and jump the canadian government
plucky rover
My parrot has burnt down an orphanage
He also commited war crimes all over the globe, became president of Africa and blew up john f. Kenndy’s head
hallow edge
plucky rover
next we get a moose and jump the canadian government
Im Canadian
stable oar
Canada scares me
chrome prairie
canada funny
stable oar
They are terrifying
chrome prairie
canada is nerf gun america while uk is bb gun america
stuck onyx
Sup
stable oar
Canada are to nice
plucky rover
canada is nerf gun america while uk is bb gun america
Im a nerf gun version of the us then?
stuck onyx
canada is nerf gun america while uk is bb gun america
True
chrome prairie
brazil is 50 cal america
stable oar
They are hiding something
plucky rover
Canada are to nice
I disagree
stable oar
It scares me
chrome prairie
iran is c4 america
delicate thunder
Why im not scary canada just have ice snow cold weather and then warm weather the rest of the year
stuck onyx
canada is nerf gun america while uk is bb gun america
I am bb u
chrome prairie
no
plucky rover
Pardon him, his grammar is out of hands
tall token
if i buy sonar on my kosatka do i need to do the submarine: kosatka prep
plucky rover
I think by u he meant gun
hallow edge
iran is c4 america
Venezuela is artillery America
stable oar
My cat is having a nap after a long day of international fraud
chrome prairie
my foods still not here 
plucky rover
my foods still not here <:CRYING:907646385678065664>
The delivery man ate it
stuck onyx
thats lame , no other reason to get sonar
For cashes
hallow edge
The delivery man ate it
Or he just got drive by
plucky rover
Or he just got drive by
That too
delicate thunder
Anyone want to join me in autoahop heists ive completed like 5 or 6 solo but if anyone else wants to join in on the fun of grinding
hallow edge
Lfg
plucky rover
Lfg channels are here for a reason
stuck onyx
Me after cayo
too seconds later 
hallow edge
Me after sharks card
plucky rover
Me after cayo<:stonks:859288311083302933> too seconds later <:pepepls:8438337238...
Ok.
hallow edge
Replaying gta v feels boring as hell
stuck onyx
Haven’t seen that in century’s
plucky rover
Haven’t seen that in century’s
stuck onyx
Replaying gta v feels boring as hell
Take a break till next update
plucky rover
Or dont
plucky rover
I prefer gta
rocky wind
I just bought kosatka should I do Cayo with someone or try solo
stuck onyx
And it still fun
Yes it is tho I prefer gta 5
plucky rover
I just bought kosatka should I do Cayo with someone or try solo
Solo first
pliant yacht
So I was (very politely) told this is the room where I can ask for help without being told to use a gaming console... Today I lowered my graphic settings to make my game run smoother and now my game crashes during the first loading screen. Does anyone know what to do?
stuck onyx
I just bought kosatka should I do Cayo with someone or try solo
Solo 10 times better
rocky wind
reckon it'll be difficult
hallow edge
Man am i the only one here that prefer gta 4 over 5 and online
stuck onyx
So I was (very politely) told this is the room where I can ask for help without ...
Try messing with the settings
pliant yacht
I didn't change anything since the last time it worked
stuck onyx
Then delete and reinstall
hallow edge
No one
stuck onyx
Who wants a whoppa?
A wooping?
mint zealot
Die
stuck onyx
Im not gay
I mean with a belt
plucky rover
Exactly
stuck onyx
How it that gay
late marsh
Im not gay
“ I am not gay,I have relationships with women and sex with men!!!”
pliant yacht
Then delete and reinstall
The only reason why I'm asking for help is because I'm trying to find a different way to fix it other than reinstalling the game.
late marsh
Hold on let me get the clip
delicate thunder
I just got greefed hate this game
plucky rover
I just got greefed hate this game
Stay mad. 
mint zealot
Most likely yes
stuck onyx
The only reason why I'm asking for help is because I'm trying to find a differen...
I got nothing maybe clean the pc?
delicate thunder
@plucky rover that wont help
knotty harness
So I was (very politely) told this is the room where I can ask for help without ...
sell pc and buy console
chrome prairie
can your gpu support gta 5
late marsh
I just got greefed hate this game
Get good?
chrome prairie
he finded a modder
stuck onyx
That’s normal
plucky rover
hE FINDED
pliant yacht
sell pc and buy console
Guess I'll start doing graphic design on PS5 then...
knotty harness
Guess I'll start doing graphic design on PS5 then...
tablet
plucky rover
Guess I'll start doing graphic design on PS5 then...
Good idea
wide sonnet
Sharpie spittin fire
delicate thunder
@late marsh yes because u can defend yourself from a flying bike with missles in a boxvile or postop van
knotty harness
a tablet
late marsh
<@267471411948421121> yes because u can defend yourself from a flying bike with ...
Make a solo session in order to sell your shit
pliant yacht
Good luck rendering 3D scenes on "a tablet"
stuck onyx
<@267471411948421121> yes because u can defend yourself from a flying bike with ...
I did by getting out
Lol
chrome prairie
<@267471411948421121> yes because u can defend yourself from a flying bike with ...
ghost organization
ebon heron
lol a modder actually griefed me for no reason with godmode so I cant even kill them back
chrome prairie
L players
late marsh
ghost organization
I’m assuming he means for his motorcycle club
stuck onyx
lol a modder actually griefed me for no reason with godmode so I cant even kill ...
RC tank
chrome prairie
oh
ebon heron
this is why I solo session
late marsh
Off radar only works if you are not carrying cargo, if you have supplies or sellable product you will appear on radar because people are tracking the cargo not you
chrome prairie
only activate it when you see someone approaching you then drive like a normal person when they're nearby
what
fr?
lame
rockstar sissies
stuck onyx
Rip
delicate thunder
But when i have like no money non of that work i only have 500k and off radar dont work with cargo
cobalt light
Average modders
pliant yacht
im not the one with a shitty pc
Please read my message before jumping to conclusion that my PC is bad. Thanks.
chrome prairie
get someone to protect you in a toreador or oppressor
late marsh
Ghost organization is the only thing that will guarantee take you off radar, that or moving your sellable stuff or supplies in the akula
foggy stream
Sorry to interupt but is there any app like buff that rewards u for playing GTAO
knotty harness
Please read my message before jumping to conclusion that my PC is bad. Thanks.
i did. u said ur pc cant run gta and u had to lower the graphics
chrome prairie
Ghost organization is the only thing that will guarantee take you off radar, tha...
you can't do that with things like postop vans tho
knotty harness
obviously its bad
late marsh
But when i have like no money non of that work i only have 500k and off radar do...
Learn to budget and ask grinders for help because they’re the ones will point you in the right direction for how to deal with this bullshit
stuck onyx
But when i have like no money non of that work i only have 500k and off radar do...
Get out of the van 
ebon heron
Its so easy to glitch in a solo session
on pc its too easy takes 10 seconds
plucky rover
Xbox takes like 45sec
ebon heron
#📸┃gta-media for modder clip and let me know if you think they modding or if I am imagining things
late marsh
Xbox takes like 45sec
More like 30
plucky rover
What glitch you use?
chrome prairie
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc get someone to protect you and sell in populated lobbies
wintry heron
<@267471411948421121> yes because u can defend yourself from a flying bike with ...
Tbh its not that difficult to defend yourself
late marsh
Depends on how long your password is
pliant yacht
i did. u said ur pc cant run gta and u had to lower the graphics
No, it was running with minor lags after I switched to 144Hz so I decided to lower my graphic settings from very high and ultra to normal to see if it will run smoother.
late marsh
What glitch you use?
The one where you turn off your multiplayer preferences
wintry heron
Ppl just dont want to give in to pvp to defend their cargo and prefer to whine about it
knotty harness
No, it was running with minor lags after I switched to 144Hz so I decided to low...
so just switch them back
pliant yacht
so just switch them back
How if my game won't start?
hallow edge
Ppl just dont want to give in to pvp to defend their cargo and prefer to whine a...
Fax
hoary dome
Learn to budget and ask grinders for help because they’re the ones will point yo...
I’d personally say griefers are better for the right sale tactics
knotty harness
assert dominance
wintry heron
Fr
knotty harness
piss on ur pc
plucky rover
The one where you turn off your multiplayer preferences
Oh yeah the newest one
late marsh
I’d personally say griefers are better for the right sale tactics
I’m sure you would say that considering you’re desperate for a job to stay useful and relevant
wintry heron
Griefers atleast know how to defend themselves if they were put in your shoes
hoary dome
Ppl just dont want to give in to pvp to defend their cargo and prefer to whine a...
People thirst for that lobby bonus whilst others are going for that precious 2k and rp
plucky rover
Oh yeah the newest one
It depends how long it takes to load the new session
late marsh
Griefers atleast know how to defend themselves if they were put in your shoes
The fuck are you talking about Griefers don’t know how to defend themselves you’re thinking of tryhard
wintry heron
Some of this server grinders prefer to moan how a griefer shitted on them
wintry heron
The fuck are you talking about Griefers don’t know how to defend themselves you’...
Nvm ur right
hoary dome
I’m sure you would say that considering you’re desperate for a job to stay usefu...
Iv never had a sale destroyed but have destroyed many
wintry heron
oh well
hallow edge
I sometime even put sticky bomb to my cargo, if they approach my cargo to destroy it, they are coming too
wintry heron
Hate speeches coming your way
knotty harness
@wintry heron youve been here a while
hoary dome
Hate speeches coming your way
Lol yup
knotty harness
gctf talk allowed?
stuck onyx
Some of this server grinders prefer to moan how a griefer shitted on them
RC them into irl sueside
wintry heron
<@456226577798135808> youve been here a while
Since August 2020
knotty harness
i dont see anything in the rules
late marsh
The problem is the low level grinders or the ones that don’t know how to budget and run out of money quickly are the ones that piss off and complain the most versus people like me who know how to budget it’s not as big a deal because when you have literally over $100 million losing a sale is no big deal
knotty harness
ab it
wintry heron
gctf talk allowed?
Nope
knotty harness
ah rip
wintry heron
The problem is the low level grinders or the ones that don’t know how to budget ...
Fr
knotty harness
figured since its not a money glitch it'd be ok
hoary dome
The problem is the low level grinders or the ones that don’t know how to budget ...
Loool
knotty harness
thx 
chrome prairie
Ppl just dont want to give in to pvp to defend their cargo and prefer to whine a...
you can't pvp a fucker flying at 100 mph with extremely accurate rockets when you're in a shitty post op van with a max speed of 45
hallow edge
The problem is the low level grinders or the ones that don’t know how to budget ...
That's also a fax
stuck onyx
you can't pvp a fucker flying at 100 mph with extremely accurate rockets when yo...
Get out of van
foggy stream
Does any app rewards like BUFF you for playing GTAO
pliant yacht
so just switch them back
It's obviously a bug because that's not how it's supposed to work. It can't run slower after I lower the settings. So I'm asking if anyone knows what's going on or how to fix it without having to reinstall the game with my shit internet speed.
hoary dome
you can't pvp a fucker flying at 100 mph with extremely accurate rockets when yo...
You don’t have to pvp them if you’re in a solo pub
chrome prairie
Griefers atleast know how to defend themselves if they were put in your shoes
they don't
wintry heron
I’m sorry do you want my credentials?
I'd prefer you to be more specific
hoary dome
Why would you ever sell crates or mc in a full lobby
hallow edge
I did
hoary dome
Plain stupidity and greed in my eyes
chrome prairie
they're all garbage bozos who get shit on with basic weapons if they lose their crutch vehicles
late marsh
I'd prefer you to be more specific
Posted in GTA media
hallow edge
I sell in full lobby
hallow edge
I need the extra cash what can i say?
hoary dome
I sell in full lobby
Do you go through the playerlist and map looking for potential threats, and also use ghost org?
late marsh
I will have you know I am a professional grinder
hallow edge
And i don't whine about losing cargo, cuz playing gtao is a waste of cum
hoary dome
please stop acting like a big shot
I love finding those sort of players
chrome prairie
You don’t have to pvp them if you’re in a solo pub
yes that's probably the best thing to do to guarantee a sale but selling in populated lobbies gives a very big bonus
hoary dome
And i don't whine about losing cargo, cuz playing gtao is a waste of cum
But being in a server about gtao is Chad behaviour right
Weirdo
hallow edge
Do you go through the playerlist and map looking for potential threats, and also...
Yea, i look at the playerlist to see who is a possible threat
wintry heron
you can't pvp a fucker flying at 100 mph with extremely accurate rockets when yo...
Are you saying that my 7 attempts of successful defending against griefers on lazers and mk2 never happened? 
chrome prairie
7 attempts
hoary dome
yes that's probably the best thing to do to guarantee a sale but selling in popu...
Not worth a bonus if your shit blows up
chrome prairie
!!!!!!!!
this guy protected his cargo 7 times
I've played for a week and I've protected cargo 6 times
hallow edge
Man griefer can't even fight at all, without their vehicles or god mode glitches or camp on rooftop
chrome prairie
that's a very pathetic number if you're boasting about that
chrome prairie
Man griefer can't even fight at all, without their vehicles or god mode glitches...
fr
stuck onyx
If on a op mk2 exit the van and watch them miss it or stand still
hoary dome
Man griefer can't even fight at all, without their vehicles or god mode glitches...
Because griefers arent tryhards, they’re not there to fight lol
chrome prairie
griefers aren't skilled
hoary dome
They’re there to destroy your sale
chrome prairie
that's what you mean to say
mint zealot
Yes
hoary dome
Tryhards and griefers are different
chrome prairie
they can't destroy your sale vehicle without a busted ass crutch vehicle
hoary dome
they can't destroy your sale vehicle without a busted ass crutch vehicle
I once put stickies on a sea breeze and got someone’s sale
It was epic
stuck onyx
they can't destroy your sale vehicle without a busted ass crutch vehicle
And leaving the van will f them over
hallow edge
I kinda respect tryhard, cuz they still got skill on combat
chrome prairie
if you pvp an idiot on a oppressor or deluxo and you shoot them off of it I guarantee you they will try to use a minigun and still lose a fight to you
hallow edge
Even tho they are still annoying asf
wintry heron
that's a very pathetic number if you're boasting about that
More likely halirious that you would complain about it now that you're bringing this rate to compare yourself to me
And if i wanna count ALL of my griefing defence attempts, that'd be between 30-40 times or even more
hoary dome
More likely halirious that you would complain about it now that you're bringing ...
I wanna count your griefing attempts
mint zealot
Darkness vs Neeb 
wintry heron
Not that i remember
wintry heron
I wanna count your griefing attempts
Jokes on u i dont grief
hoary dome
Jokes on u i dont grief
Sad
chrome prairie
how long have you been playing
hallow edge
Darkness vs Neeb <:PogU:722859962698694696>
Epic battle
steady marten
Jokes on u i dont grief
Cap 
wintry heron
how long have you been playing
About a year
Main character level 471
Second character lvl 120
Barcode alt account lvl 70
knotty harness
u can
hoary dome
About a year
Main character level 471
Second character lvl 120
Barcode alt accou...
What’s kd on barcode
wintry heron
Cap <:KEKW:753544421898846268>
stfu cow
knotty harness
yis
wintry heron
What’s kd on barcode
Idk i dont pay much attention to it
chrome prairie
I've played for a week I've protected cargo 6 times, and I'm level 59
hoary dome
Idk i dont pay much attention to it
Find out next time
chrome prairie
so like
steady marten
What's barcode alt account
wintry heron
What's barcode alt account
IlIlIlIlIlI-II
hoary dome
I've played for a week I've protected cargo 6 times, and I'm level 59
Lol why
steady marten
Smh
wintry heron
My alt is a barcode
chrome prairie
why what
wintry heron
IlIlIlIlIlI-II
Written like this
hallow edge
wintry heron
Smh
what 
dont believe me?
Then go jack off to mxd's pfp
Yeah ppl dont believe me
A guy told me he has been playing since 2018
And yet he's lvl 200
late marsh
It only took me three years to get to level 600
steady marten
600 sheesh
wintry heron
600 sheesh
Mod menu Sheesh
steady marten
Mod menu Sheesh
...
wintry heron
Lmao
steady marten
rain fractal
should I sell me nightshark? I have the new patriot
late marsh
That explains a lot because by comparison I was doing a lot of the double money stuff especially in free mode
chrome prairie
alright well
wintry heron
should I sell me nightshark? I have the new patriot
yes u can
chrome prairie
I'm off to sleep
rain fractal
and the moc
steady marten
Gn
chrome prairie
goodnight everyone
hollow sedge
Hello
knotty harness
hi
steady marten
Hey
hollow sedge
I’ve just joined
stable oar
Nice
knotty harness
cool
late marsh
One of the fastest means of leveling up especially at a low level ironically enough is to do crates not necessarily getting them though that really helps in the long game but you gain about 20,000 RP for doing any selling mission even if it’s just one crate at a time
hallow edge
Everytime i spin casino wheel i mostly get RP
brisk mulch
Sup
late marsh
Everytime i spin casino wheel i mostly get RP<:sadgesip:775516081468866610>
You do know you can spend the casino wheel as many times in a day as you want right?
hollow sedge
I always get cash from the wheel
steady marten
You should click it
hallow edge
You do know you can spend the casino wheel as many times in a day as you want ri...
Im just too lazy to leave the game and join in again
knotty harness
penis
brisk mulch
willy
wintry heron
You should click it
And enjoy the video music after it
brisk mulch
steady marten
And enjoy the video music after it
Ikr with dyno messages in dm's
knotty harness
i need to borrow a jet if someone is willing to lend me one
steady marten
Darkness didn't got it nvm
hallow edge
i need to borrow a jet if someone is willing to lend me one
Just steal one from zancudo
hollow sedge
I started on Christmas and I’ve just got to the third heist on the 5th setup so that’s pretty good tbh
wintry heron
U mean scam links or rickroll links
brisk mulch
i need to borrow a jet if someone is willing to lend me one
I have a very large jet
Who
wintry heron
OH
knotty harness
Just steal one from zancudo
traded for airport hangar
brisk mulch
Asked
wintry heron
i was confused like wtf is cow talking about
brisk mulch
wintry heron
i need to borrow a jet if someone is willing to lend me one
Buy it already lol
knotty harness
Buy it already lol
wanna cayo grind
wintry heron
Negative
knotty harness
im 4m away
hallow edge
Shark card
knotty harness
shore
steady marten
U mean scam links or rickroll links
I muted someone for rickrolling yesterday bitch was spamming sus links then turns out it was rickroll
knotty harness
lend me ur credit card
wintry heron
I muted someone for rickrolling yesterday bitch was spamming sus links then turn...
💀 💀
knotty harness
I muted someone for rickrolling yesterday bitch was spamming sus links then turn...
mod abuse
hollow sedge
How do I start Cayo heist I have 2 mil and I wanna know how cus it sounds like good money
hallow edge
lend me ur credit card
Sure, "MOMMM can i have ur credit card for a sec"
autumn bone
How can i fix my GTA if it keeps crashing on PC while loading into Online or Story Mode?
steady marten
Gotta grind that modstats
That link looked like IP grab ans shi
wintry heron
That link looked like IP grab ans shi
Lol
steady marten
Unmuted him faster than my own shadow
wintry heron
I never figured out what those ip grab websites do actually
mint zealot
They grab your ip
brisk mulch
How do I start Cayo heist I have 2 mil and I wanna know how cus it sounds like g...
Bro its hard to start
Very hard
wintry heron
shut up
steady marten
I never figured out what those ip grab websites do actually
Wanna try?
Lemme give you a link in dm's
wintry heron
They grab your ip
Thats it? Just by clicking a website?
hollow sedge
Bro its hard to start
I walk out my apartment and I’m instantly blew up
wintry heron
Wanna try?
sure lemme turn on vpn
mint zealot
Thats it? Just by clicking a website?
Yes
brisk mulch
But once you have it's good money
hollow sedge
Yea so what do I need to buy to start it I have 2 mil would that be enough
steady marten
Dumb aternos Devs didn't even tried to make it so that PPL can't see ips
Anyways ima fr sleep this time
wintry heron
Hlo
keen heron
I am new to gta online. Do I need a high end apartment for heists?
hollow sedge
So what do I need to buy for cayo perico I’m level 23 with 2 mil is 2 mil enough?
keen heron
Okay, does it matter which one I buy?
hollow sedge
And what am I supposed to be buying
keen heron
Buy the 217k one
Okay, thanks for the info.
hollow sedge
Okay, thanks for the info.
I got one for 200k it’s near the maze bank office too
wintry heron
Passing cayo related knowledge is how u corrupt this place
wintry heron
cayo grinder alert
So what lol
wintry heron
So what lol
U dont get it
keen heron
I got one for 200k it’s near the maze bank office too
Okay.
wintry heron
U dont get it
I really don't. And it would be really helpful if u elaborate
I did, so what
Lemme find my essays
hollow sedge
You need a submarine??!! How much are they
wintry heron
2.2milp
knotty harness
I got one for 200k it’s near the maze bank office too
maze bank west* theres 2 maze bank offices
wintry heron
@wintry heron read this
knotty harness
except one is west
hollow sedge
That’s an expensive submarine
mint zealot
That’s an expensive submarine
Of course it's expensive, you're buying a fucking Russian nuclear submarine
hollow sedge
What website it on then
mint zealot
Warstock
hollow sedge
Oh ok
knotty harness
Of course it's expensive, you're buying a fucking Russian nuclear submarine
facility is more expensiver
mint zealot
facility is more expensiver
Don't talk to me I'm mad at u
wintry heron
And this second part
late marsh
Did you know that an average US aircraft carrier cost somewhere around $100 million? With that kind of price tag you were getting a fucking steel for a goddamn nuclear submarine that was declassified from World War II
wintry heron
facility is more expensiver
Expensiver
knotty harness
Did you know that an average US aircraft carrier cost somewhere around $100 mill...
steel
wintry heron
What in fucks sake is that
Its an essay
late marsh
Bonk
knotty harness
wintry heron
Its an essay
You have too much free time
late marsh
knotty harness
hollow sedge
I’m on the last setup of the lab heist and I can’t get it done it’s difficult
Any tips
knotty harness
humane?
hollow sedge
Ya
wintry heron
Raid
hollow sedge
I’m not playing it at the minute
hollow sedge
then fuck u
Oh ok 😂
wintry heron
3*
knotty harness
3.14*
wintry heron
ok hold on
wintry heron
Eli is bad at grammar
knotty harness
lol
wintry heron
Mentally unstable*@wintry heron
wintry heron
3.14*
Im gonna fucking prove why π = 3
First of all, our math teacher tricked us, they made us think that pi is 3.14, its not
The history is filled with lies, its 21/7 which is equal to 3
That greek mathematician was forced by the demonic living beings to claim the pi is 3.14
If you are not convinced yet then watch this, considering a triangle has 3 angles and 3 sides, also 3 diameters, thats 333, which is the number of devil, right?
Why do ppl think earth is round? We all know earth is flat, so who is making us believe this? Who has corrupted ppls minds to this nonsense?
Exactly, they tricked us into demonic beliefs, in fact, they have been running a secret organisation, to pull the ppl to the dark side
Math is just not 2+2, why are the perimeter and surface of parallelogram and rectangle the same? Why would they shape it like this? Because its all connected, why does square have 4 sides which are equal?
Why does hexagon have 6 sides and 6 diameters and 6 angles? Thats 666, do u understand what that means!?Exactly
They all are trying to trick us and make a fool out of us, but i have woken up, i have came to a conclusion that all of this is dragging us to a dark path, we do u really believe that math will actually help us in the future? Why else do you think teachers teach us stupid useless information??
Dont believe their lies, soon enough you will fall into the trap that was made by cayo grinders
wintry heron
Im gonna fucking prove why π = 3
First of all, our math teacher tricked us, they...
And its not even half of it
burnt rain
B2b? Don't say go to cayo chat cuz I just msged there and no one replied
wintry heron
Im gonna fucking prove why π = 3
First of all, our math teacher tricked us, they...
Can u not
knotty harness
666 was all i read
wintry heron
666 was all i read
69 for me
knotty harness
yes
wintry heron
I wrote it all in 2 seconds
wintry heron
i have panther 6 gold on hard
Give free 85% on that
burnt rain
i have panther 6 gold on hard
Free?
wintry heron
in exchange for sexual favors
Feet pics
knotty harness
sexual favors
hoary dome
@high tundra
knotty harness
it is 2022
burnt rain
yes it was free?
No can u give me a free heist?
knotty harness
pornhub is so lame
knotty harness
No can u give me a free heist?
no? 😭
ruby badge
My dog just pulled a chop and drank 2 bottles of champagne he found while we where out
knotty harness
gta iv
burnt rain
What do I do when all my supplies are full at my bunker
wintry heron
Shhh
knotty harness
i miss that club
knotty harness
im bisexual
wintry heron
Oh
knotty harness
mhm
wintry heron
wide sonnet
burnt rain
Use it to make stock
How
wintry heron
Lol
burnt rain
It's only showing sell stock@hallow edge
hollow sedge
My friends said I should go to the shoe store well I did and now I think just why are my friends like this
knotty harness
first time doing Cayo already wanna kms
setups or heist
rocky wind
well it's the first mission where I need to go to the communication tower
so I guess it's a setup
knotty harness
oh boy
wintry heron
Yeah the guy i tagged can help u out
Good luck dude
Dm him
Wait
Where did the other eli g9
knotty harness
id help but that's just
wintry heron
Go
rocky wind
is it long
hallow edge
It's only showing sell stock<@607916063182815233>
Sell it then, ig
rocky wind
im guessing
wintry heron
There was 2 elis
knotty harness
no but you should be on finally by now
wintry heron
I swear
knotty harness
oh jericho?
hollow sedge
Is there a certain level I need to be to do cayo perico
knotty harness
@wintry heron elmo wants to talk to u
hallow edge
Is there a certain level I need to be to do cayo perico
No, i think
hallow edge
Lfg exist
knotty harness
😭
wide sonnet
Career gone
cyan spade
Ok
cyan spade
hallow edge
wide sonnet
knotty harness
very steamy gay intercourse
wide sonnet
I thought he was gonna say: "listen here you little shit"
wide sonnet
wide sonnet
Poggers
wintry heron
Bitch
rocky wind
don't think I should be doing it solo the guides I've seen just don't explain it well
wide sonnet
Bro
knotty harness
don't think I should be doing it solo the guides I've seen just don't explain it...
you can do it solo
hallow edge
Furry
wintry heron
Is @mint zealot rhe only cupcakke fan here
knotty harness
in ab 20-30min
wide sonnet
Gay Elmo emo what
hallow edge
Elmo emo
wintry heron
Elmo is mentally ill*
mint zealot
Is <@687782070251946014> rhe only cupcakke fan here
Yes
wintry heron
Wait
wide sonnet
Career blown
hallow edge
Gay furry
hallow edge
wintry heron
I'm not into anyone
wintry heron
I don't have a bf
knotty harness
ffs why
wide sonnet
What's his name again? I think it was Omle
wintry heron
Who?
hallow edge
Omelette
wintry heron
Oh I love eggs.
earnest trout
sour spear
Oh I love eggs.
What eggs penis or chicken eggs
hallow edge
Barney>elmo
wintry heron
Elmo made up ur childhood
knotty harness
The only one I'll date is luna from mlp
💀 what
opaque terrace
how do you fly to cayo island on velum quick?
wintry heron
LMA9O
hallow edge
The only one I'll date is luna from mlp
What the f u c k
sour spear
Donald trump>Elmo
wintry heron
Donald trump>Elmo
I am ur dad
hallow edge
Nah he gonna date twilight sparkle
wintry heron
🧑🦯
sour spear
I am ur dad
Says elmo bro u are a boy amongst men
wide sonnet
That magician
sour spear
wintry heron
I've been a child show for years
wide sonnet
Just ruined Elmo's career bro
wintry heron
Peasant
strong zodiac
333/999
wide sonnet
Who tf put me on that
hallow edge
Based kermit
rocky wind
fuck man you need to gather intel and do all that preparation shit for the heist
oh no
ok
hallow edge
rocky wind
that has to take a least a year
wintry heron
hallow edge
When fail
worldly lotus
Need 2 for humane labs setup please
sour spear
<:pepexit:785372682593894400>
Come back here 😡
wintry heron
hallow edge
Need 2 for humane labs setup please
Lfg exist
wintry heron
sour spear
<:pepenter:785372683289755678>
Nice
sour spear
<:pepexit:785372682593894400>
wintry heron
🧑🦯
sour spear
Man I wish lfg wasn't dead all the fucking time
wintry heron
Maybe
sour spear
strong zodiac
fr
elder vine
Man I wish lfg wasn't dead all the fucking time
On PC it is dry most of the time and when someone puts a heist it is taken 1st second
elder vine
Hey
jovial idol
hello
hallow edge
Howdy
zealous anchor
Can someone tell me tha fastest way to make 100k or more
rain fractal
I just bought the arena war workshop
sour spear
On PC it is dry most of the time and when someone puts a heist it is taken 1st ...
Have u seen ps its dead for like 4h
rain fractal
I think I wasted my money
elder vine
Don't use PS
rain fractal
dunno what I expected
elder vine
Can someone tell me tha fastest way to make 100k or more
Pretty much time trial
hallow edge
I use nintendo to play gta
sour spear
I use nintendo to play gta<:verycool:815599250016305164>
I play gta on a toaster
rain fractal
Can someone tell me tha fastest way to make 100k or more
do you have agency?
sour spear
I play gta on a toaster
Because I'm a true chad
hallow edge
I play gta on a toaster
Damn bro, i play on a toilet
rain fractal
I play gta on a toaster
haha samsung smart fridge go brrrr
wintry heron
Fucking got the HQ twice
sour spear
Damn bro, i play on a toilet
rain fractal
I also sometimes use a space heater
sour spear
haha samsung smart fridge go brrrr
hallow edge
I use box of cereal to play when outside
zealous anchor
do you have agency?
No, but it will help if my friend has it
zealous anchor
Oh...ok
rain fractal
how much do you need?
zealous anchor
100k
thick finch
anyone know how to access the new contracts missions?
zealous anchor
U need to buy Agency
thick finch
on foreclosures?
wide sonnet
Hey Elmo
fickle night
Executive
zealous anchor
From dinasty 8....
idle skiff
Anyone down for cayo ps4 replay glitch
thick finch
ok
tropic wasp
Hi
wide sonnet
ELMO ANSWER ME @wintry heron
fickle night
Anyone down for cayo ps4 replay glitch
idle skiff
Thanks
wintry heron
Hello best friend
fickle night
I am level 32 and i got 2.2 million
Yes
wide sonnet
Hello
cyan spade
should i get kosatka
Save up a bit then buy it
tropic wasp
Save up a bit then buy it
But i just want to grind solo cayo perico
tropic wasp
But i just want to grind solo cayo perico
for more money
wide sonnet
U show ur dick on omegle?
Yea people under 5ft: nice cock
wintry heron
Yea people under 5ft: nice cock
Understandable
zealous anchor
But u need more money to do the prep to huy ammo armour
wide sonnet
U show ur pp on Omegle?
zealous anchor
And stuff
tropic wasp
But u need more money to do the prep to huy ammo armour
oh
zealous anchor
So save about 100 or 150k and then buy it
wide sonnet
I like sharks
wintry heron
Shh
wide sonnet
Yes
wintry heron
Don't.judge my friend
cyan spade
Y
tropic wasp
But u need more money to do the prep to huy ammo armour
how much more money
zealous anchor
About 100 or 150k
wide sonnet
L
mighty steeple
You’re a meme
wide sonnet
Way better than the drawn vers of me
Atleast ur a good meme
People literally love using u as a meme
Yeaa
L
wide sonnet
wintry heron
Kermit for the win
wide sonnet
Reward meme with an L
wintry heron
Yes
No
Kermit solos
@wide sonnet >>@wintry heron
@wintry heron @wide sonnet >>>>>@wintry heron
Yes lol
wide sonnet
Don't ping me
wintry heron
We are childhoods
wide sonnet
We are indeed
wide sonnet
I'll grief you, your free. Way more free than a free sample at coscos
wide sonnet
Mario smash Bros are good
wide sonnet
L the people who watch us