#🚔┃gta-discussion
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20mbs
thx
15 mbs now
I learn for tax evasion
And money laundering
7 mbs
@storm narwhal what do you think about this?
6 mbs
Too much words
Fraude
i’m a big environmentalist so greta is what i become
4mbs
LMAO it’s dumb
It’s not stable @sour spear
Nah
you can't just become greta. greta is an autistic marketing genius
HE STILL
U have no comeback
Nick loves dick
Guys calm down
i support her dream i hate how she acts
Let’s all just do some tax evasion together
Ok
I just farted and it smells amazing
i blocked the only two users who should calm down
just ignore the two users
Thats the spirit

Bro blocked us cuz he lost in a keyboard warrior fight on discord.com
greta is a goddess
greta a L bro
it's debatable whether she's actually effecting real change
Lol
Me and her are not the same
she isn’t
she’s a publicity stunt bro
then why idolize her
She talks about climate change for enviromental reasons
she ain’t changin chi
I talk about economical balance so I can do more tax evasion
greta has a dream
anyone can talk abt that bro
i admire
satan is the best
Greta has to have some fire dick sucking skills
everyone has dreams
Stfu my little pony lol doll user
why you think that
trump has a dream bro
i admire her dream tho
Man dr dre contract is underrated ik its not cayo money but u still get 1 million when u repeat it so it can be a good break from cayo
Nic typing
but she’s obnoxious
He crashed
U haven’t been able to play yet
i'll pay attention to greta when she's 47 and had the opportunity to get educated in the post-graduate level
she has a full ride to harvard anyway
I wish we can one day live in a world where tax evasion is completely untraceable
any school she wants
Utopia
lolman getting technical
Stfu my little pony LOL doll user
Something he will never get is pussy
greta’s parents just told her to say some shi and now she’s famous
I am in I'm in a crate miss
she probably will still act the same i mean have u seen her acts imagine when she discovers new dhit and enforces that dhit with an iron fist
then she will fail
exactly
@left wagon lolman is clicking read blocked messages and crying rn
woman cant rule bro
buisness battle ended, CEO left
When this generation grows up I am leaving the fucking planet
titties
Because people like u don’t
Guys idk about u but imma grind dr dre contract because I need a break from cayo u still get 1 million

Lol
U don't have to ask for someone to speak
we both have a goal that’s similar but we have different personalities and approaches
Hey sharf 👋
How do you know about Dre? You still on act I of doomsday new Horst
hi
greta is some pussy that cant take criticism and cant developers her own opinions
she might actually get in the way of your goal if she does it wrong
Nah he on act im still loading
Greta needs some dick
i idolize her dream how’s that
He took the meme gta loading screen to a new lvl
you need some dick
Ong I do
Sameee
then have fun dedicating your life to undoing the damage that greta did
when
Wanna 96?
Did i ask

In reverse?
Yes
I’m still confused why they used some of her dialogue from one of her speeches in a marvel show
Yep
Im gonna go to the shadow realm
i agree that she’s a terrible person u act like i’m also in the wrong
Greta needs some crazy back shots and that needs to be a leaked vid ong
i don't act like you're also in the wrong
npx create-react-app
i said have fun undoing the damage that greta did
she's done a lot
no she hasn’t she barely has an effect in environmental issues
🙆🏽♂️
🙇🏾♀️
She didn’t do anything about nicks horrible internet
who nick
no one in a position of power takes her seriously
@sour spear
she's all pr hype
Oh my gosh just stop
ger?
proving my point
💀
and mine
Like ur wifi did?
have fun undoing the damage greta has done
💀
Yes.
respect
i said she’s done nothing but u said she’s done stuff it doesn’t prove u at all
does anyone know what to do if i dont receive money within 72 hours
Just blocked those 2 clowns most satisfying thing ever
No nintendo, either
Nothing’s
huh
Ur wifi stopped producing mbs
@storm narwhal so ur saying ur role model hasn’t done anything to change the world💀
Mother stopped producing love and his Wi-Fi stopped producing MBS
i changed my wording i admire her dream
I mentioned greta 1 fucking time
Yea number
Man we need double money on the auto shop again
No
she hasn’t done shit
Im using tggs's 1.5 million per hour Cayo perico heist method but a juggernaut guy killed me, he wasn't there for tgg, this is my first time doing the heist, does anyone know why he was there?
💀
i havent touched that game in a hot minute
He is always there
damn bro? how long was the vid?
He moves around
he has a specific route
I.5 hrs
damn bro
🚫 Hevijerrytex, that command is disabled in this channel.
time got stamina
just absolutely shotgun blast tf out of him
I watched 0.01 of it
Why not 340k for 20 min of work
I’m a pimp
Thats only how long i last
Seggsy
respect
Because we hv cayo?
Cayo is getting old and the preps are very boring
Sounds like ur wifi
Not everything has to evolve around cayo in the game
💀💀
Cayo = wifi
We gotta go through it
💀⚠️
Death alert?
Ye
Is the north dock escape point good?
Any
Main dock>
Just swim
I thinks other content in the game also needs some time to shine
Like the loading times?
Wait can i escape the island by just swimming away
Bc thats all u do
Eh just swim away
yes
Yes
do y’all really grind cayo💀
💀
Oh ok tysm
Here
Fax the heist is dry asf
Nick finna kill himself
Ill dm u
Nick have u even done the heist with yo trash ass wifi
and if i fail the heist do i have to do all the setup missions all over again
theres a spot where you only have to swim for like 15 seconds for it to count as out the island
💀💀
Where
no
Left of the compound
Ok
Like anywhere left of the compund?
I wanna get the Alkonost I know it's useless but it would be so fun to pilot with homies
do y’all not dupe it’s free money💀💀💀
Welp atleast the wings don't u know fall off when u crash into a hard pole or something
That’s not against rules
He asking
Not saying glitch

yeah but that mfer so wide
disagree but whatever makes you happy
Fax during the Alkonost hanger prep wow I always crash into a hard pole to land that big ass plane into the hanger
Was Michael in Witness Protection
no
yes
Alr thx
np
For u 
bro i just dupe and then pvp
Ik grinding is ass but it's not worth getting ur account punished for glitching
You can’t even load into the game wym
dude i got custom plates and only sell 2 every 2hours
U know u got blocked right
Doing the heist wish me luck
been doing this for a year
And you clicked on my message you my fan
I know you love me
What's ur main entrance
he got a lotta people blocked so he wouldnt know its you
Drainage
Oh ok then nvm I guess north dock is good for escaping 
still kinda weird that discord shows blocked messages being pushed to chat
I didn't block alot only people dragging that terrible wifi joke of mine as if they don't have it
if he had better wifi he could block ppl faster

💀
Cuz me and chop left
abstract i can help u out tmrw if u want
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yes please
What ur weapon loadour BTW did u do armor disruption incase u miss headshots
assault rifle
Conspirator
With supressor
just git gud @humble moth
conspirator is a good loadout
im trying
First time doing this stupid heist
Hmmmm I recommend u use aggressor loadout to easily take out 2 guards close to each other
If this dosent get me 1 million im gonna sue El rubio
i think ima buy an emerus
shotgun hell nah I have had my experience with shotguns
Awww to kind

there isn't shit else to buy
nah conspirator > aggressor
Don't like shotguns ain't gonna use one
i like aggressor because it's an ak
i would rather fist them than use a shotgun shotguns never work for me
Assault shotgun to auto fire
yeah
shotgun is ass
Shotty is ass
just headshot all day
military rifle is gud, only chads use conspirator
but tbh you can do it with a normal pistol
Crackshot 
you sneak up on juggernaut's behind and shoot its head with shotgun?
Tbh the stick bomb glitch with El rubio when u throw it on the heli and it flies away its patched so now it alerts guards our current weapon meta for cayo is aggressor loadout
that would make sense. jugg got buffed
Bro i sacrificed like 10 buzzards while going in the kosatka
gun hit him and when he falls shotgun spam him in face
And the shotgun can take out juggernaut with ease
Sparrow is 1 mil on time bro
It’s such a life saver
no alarm?
I need to do the heist once so i have enough for the sparrow
why would you ever do that?
I have difficulty trying to kill it with conspirator loadout
That’s the first thing you should buy
good to know, i'll try that next time
For el rubio to stop looking for me with his heli

just go left
ignore normal exit
Doing it again
i prefer duo but randoms are trash
they are but i wanna hook them up
Tbh I don't go anymore for drainage tunnel since for the most part I get cocaine spawned by the air field that's my current entrance so when I exit compound I swim away
Having an issue where when I enter my new arcade the game freezes... Anyone know how to fix the issue? Unable to locate anything online 😦
buy a ps5
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
I guess send a support ticket to rockstar

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4 lfg-og-heist-ps
Fuck
Pc
Sure what u need help with I'm free rn
Cayo perico
Ok I guess I'm down to help les go to dms real quickly
okie
His internet too slow, he gonna lag out

Possibly a modder's doing? Change sessions
rip :(
:(
he says garage is empty i cant do anything
huh
alr imma try mors
Sup
modders change server
i did
@pliant sierra hey
Does it work now
nope ;-;
Yikes
bro what
Being on PC must suck at times
fr
it doesn't
why do i still hear a 50 yr old cussing when my voice chat is off
I’m just glad that I was finally able to start making decent money by myself on Cayo
Say that to the modders
i don't talk to modders
Pc players do
L
Embed fail



Remember the Green vs Purple Aliens

Why are there are so many people on Playstation
Just on my phone in bed
waiting for Nick to get on
💪
I'm back
wtf man all my vehicles are gone mors wont talk and all vehicles are out of stock
wtf
Nice
okk get on gta so i can invite you
K
@sour spear Red Sun
does a yacht make for good target practice
Sam
i wanna spend all my fake gta money
Yacht vs kosatka who would win
Show me a good time Jack
The one with bigger balls
if kosatka got into the yacht's defense zone?
good question
I'm fucking invincible
i mean it can't be destroyed
Nanomachines son
what is it
not a convenient time to use pronouns
Sundowner
damn, you're right
Kids are cruel jack
And I’m in touch with my inner child
Nick get on bro
What are ways to do a little bit of trolling, like how people occasionally pretend to be the Valet guy
Son of a bitch u got me
The memes
Yes sundowner is my boy
Everytime he says I'm fucking invincible I'm always dead on the floor 💀
Man idc about your pronouns, what's your adjectives?
Happy new year friens
Game Over
?
Yes I died of uncontrollable laughter
My adjectives are lmao/xd
Based/red pilled
Can pc progress transfer over to ps5?
No
No
🚬
Lol
ok
ok
Do you think Lester plays League of Legends
Can someone help me with the fleeca job
Lester plays onlyfans
did what
good job, it's hard until you figure out the perfect routine then it's a piece of cake
what did you enter with
Kosatka drainage tunnel
yesyes
Solo*
it's 3 am and I'm tired and can't speak
Scope the runway area there's always 1 Coke there
Coke is the best besides gold I believe
I just woke up lol
what timezone
Its 9 am for mr
y'all show me how screwed up I am lmao
Wait Coke is better than cash?
Y'all waking up I'm not sleeping yet
yes
weed is better then cash
Coke is better than weed
My first solo cayo was after months of doing it with my friend
It's super simple
It's also repetitive so do some other heists in between to keep it fresh
u can do much more than 1.5 if u do it with someone else
U just need to get cash and a painting to get to 1.5 mil
and something better than tequila
tequila pisses me off
Happy new years
one time I got so tired of getting tequila for the 7th time I just shut off my Xbox lmao
haven't played on my PS4 in so long that I didn't get to play past cayo
gotta see how much it is to fix it
I think u can reset tequila
i really hope so
Holy
Is panther statue still there?
i gotta check that out
No
It only comes 2,3 times a year
imma smack rockstar
2,3 week i mean per year
i missed it barely
one day
literally one day
@humble moth wanna play when my PS4 is fixed
Yeah sure!
what level are you not that it matters im just wondering
im like 105 I think
imma guess
so your name is abstract
that signifies to me level 57
now your pfp
he looks like a level 62
so
62+57 divided by 2
Guys do we need to own the penthouse in order to start the Cayo hiest? I am a new player ..
no
you just can't enter music locker through casino
enter it through the side of the casino
not the inside
abstract your level 59.5
that's my guess
But whenever I try to enter for the cut scene it says you don't have access buy a penthouse
that sounds weird as hell
I started the game like 5 times
left side of the building on the exterior
Do I have to buy the sub beforehand?
i don't believe so
Yes exactly.. I pay 150 as entry fees
what the fuck
I have registered as MC , VIP and without them too
do you know how to screen record
Nothing seems to work
if you can send me a recording of you trying to enter
Or you can record using a phone on the outside
cause this sounds very unusual
i bout my kosatka at level 21
Alr I will be up for about another hour cause it's 4 am lol
nice level
how did tog get there
i used Gerald
Grinding the VIP work and weekly events .. Rages to riches for the win! 💯
you right that's real shit
that is hard to grind so good thing your getting the kosatka
Especially with new item prices
they jacked up the prices of all the new stuff
my cat is extraordinarily obese
Yeah exactly
😅
can i play nve on my rx 570 i3 10100f ?

no it is an extra pillow
I a brain dead dumbass
and it lasts a whole
while
they get fed 3 cans of wet food each a day
6 feedings a day with half for one fat half for other
total of 3 cans for each
then treat time 3 times a day
can i play nve on my rx 570 i3 10100f ?
play time 30 m a day
What is nve?
treat time 4 times
a graphic mod
How much Vram does your card have?
4
seeing computer talk makes me scared
Maybe with a few settings toned down
no problem 🙂
Yes
The 360/ps3 had like no ram lmao so of course it's going to run
Lol didn’t the world already end 2 years ago
Nice
Was a great value compared to what I was looking at
yes

I just fucking dropped Mac and cheese on my phone screen
brain hurts
are you crying
cause one time i spilled a little milk and sobbed cause we had none lef
t
Same
Yeah but stick to Xbox
I dont think I'll ever go back to xbox
64 gbs ram 3070 ti ryzen 9 5900x
My pc a chad

i have chronic migraines
Best choice if you plan on playing GTA Online
and rn i have a big fat one
Is to play console
You should lay down and rest neeb
haven't had breakfast either
Nah stoped playing a while ago xD
the grind doesn't stop
holy shit
NO
don't let your mom see the price
no
sleep is annoying
bad
Ahaha I'm 22 xD
bad
ok good so that means you don't have to show her
ruins sleep schedule (this is an excuse I don't have a sleep schedule)
cause she'll whoop your ass
Rest now
Lmao I mean I told her how much I spent on ot she just dosnt understand tech 
can't rest with so many fucking birds screeching in my ears
Kill the birds
I need to buy some ear defenders just to stay in the house goddamn
fatass
don't let her understand
you'll get curbstomped if she's a cheap lady like a lot of moms
nothin wrong with saving dough

yes
Lmafo your probably right

my moms face became half the size when she saw the price tag of my all in onelmao

Iv spent around 2.4k on my PC tower so far in pounds so like 3.2k in dollars
Lmfaooo if its what you love and have the money to enjoy it
Then why not
not bad considering how expensive it sounded
Like I spend so much because it's also a hobby
je sus
what I don't understand is 20k pcs for fortnite lmao
Lmfao some day I'll have a 20k pc 
awnser me u 2bit
Same
can i play nve on my rx570?
yikes
no
hello every one is having a happy 2022 
Honestky anything can run GTA even a potato

I am not having a happy 2022
nice
ahh no
why not dawg?
Do you intend to like upgrade ot in future?
I don't have the money for it lmfao
oh well thats not good
That's sad
I am not a Christian
Existence is hilarious
neither i am, far from it actually
existence is like a game of spades, you could end up with all aces, or be given 5 random high number cards
My Eid is the Iranian Eid of Nowruz 
the last time I existed is when Saturday morning cartoons were on cartoon network
my eyeballs hurt
When spring begins
why can't I find people to play these adversary modes with goddamn
why can't i find people who play stuff
wtf
im too tired rn to play but ill be on tomorrow
Halo halo
Yea
yes so you can become an opressor bitch
jk
It's a good defense vehicle
easy to use if your bad like I am
armor upgrades countermeasures and engine upgrade
yes
it made my kd go from .39 to 1.19
jk
My kd is made up of torturing people until they leave who killed me once
...
That's not very nice
Is the ligma variant real???
Imagine not owning a taxi
lmao i want to do that now
Hey does anyone know how i can have some fun in gta5 online?
bruh for some reason I cant play GTAO with my wifi but I can play using my mobile network
.
some fatfuck kept spawn orbital cannoning me
probably
seeing as the idiot had godmode
and had no cooldown
safe to say i switched sessions
people like him deserve cancer
get good
You can't lock onto anyone with oppressor now?
Im sure you can
😔
Git gud kid lzzzz
I took a break from gta for 3months now I can't pvp D: can anyone help me with that pls
How about you dont
Indeed that is what I am

You do you bro
No its not
Not if you dont go after innocent ppl
Cuz im assuming thats what on your mind
pvp is the only aspect left of the game that some of us enjoy
found another garbage player
dude can't aim
explosive minigun user
11vs4
L players
lmfao
freemode pvp is fucking cancer
every other fat fuck has mods
better off fighting cops with a crowbar
Rockstar should just implent a feature to join PVP sessions and non PVP sessions
nah
rockstar should ban mod menus
True
instead of making passive mode lobbies
Og flex god alert
Gl
get rid of the fatfuck losers who created these mods for other fat fucking cunts amen
body or be bodied, that’s how GTAO works nowadays
Facts
Mod menus are fine in single player I guess but in online it's cancer
i’m spitting faxxx though
Since a certain free mod menu got updated recently there are ton of annoying modders in gta rn 😂💀
I love it
Lol
Toes
sad
Lmao
Feel bad for them tho😅
I see what u did there 😂💀
;)
Most of them go on killing spree and get crashed real fast lol
Yup
Love em
Hamster got no chill
I hv registered as mc president but still can't see my weed farm
had a fully upgraded farm
did it's nt there
Hello
How many times u gonna send this gif

Around 560

Lies, Ive seen more
what you doing here?
go back
Bitch so hot gotta stay in bikinies
Indeed I see
monarch is epic
Agreed
are there any other cool players
Lol i killed a griefer and at the same time r* gave me 2000 for good behaviour
Good behaviour for cleaning the toxicity
Yeah probably
rockstar did a good job
yes
Strikeforce is such good one
Hi I'm back did you guys miss me
yeah
Lol ..
Hello back
I thought you were Abstract
I see
My pronouns are ba/ack
My pronouns are ed/edd/and eddy
Hi suspiciousedd
Good afternoon
I have a question
Ask
Is it possible to get low grip tires on normal cars
gta just kicked me??
It's been 5 unbearable hours of my life and I'm still getting those alert messages about my save slot can't load
rockstar services are having a maintenance apparently
Yo any baby able to help me on heists
i was in the middle of scoping out my cayo perico heist lol
Low grip tires are exclusive to tuner cars and some others
rip
the wordt part of cayo is scoping out
yeah
society if u didnt have to fly that slow ass velum
💪😎
what do u have already
If you have the criminal enterprise then you can just grind crates








