🚔┃gta-discussion

[hexed cosmos]

u native?

[queen harness]

I'm gonna cry

[marsh zinc]

Yeah my brain forgot how to speak English for a sec😂

[vocal orchid]

Happy new year

[marsh zinc]

Wha?

[hexed cosmos]

are you native speaker

[vocal orchid]

Hes asking if u were born in germany

If its ur first language

[marsh zinc]

Im Negativ

[hexed cosmos]

digga lustig

-_-

[marsh zinc]

Oh yeah yeah, but Englisch is my second caus I lived in canada 🇨🇦 :))

[vocal orchid]

i may be one stupid mf but at least i dont do cayo aggressive

on allah

[marsh zinc]

Ich schwöre ja

[tall token]

noone does 💀

[storm narwhal]

infiltration does

[storm narwhal]

i, idk

[marsh zinc]

Nah not important🙈

[storm narwhal]

hmmm

idk a lot of german say some random shit

[tough prism]

New year for people in the uk rn

[stuck onyx]

What if you get detected at the end and swim to the end

[stuck onyx]

Yea

[tall token]

thats not really "aggressive"

[stuck onyx]

True

So how are we all

[storm narwhal]

i do aggressive to get better

[radiant valley]

I live in the us

[stuck onyx]

At what

[storm narwhal]

maintaining health

[stuck onyx]

Oh ok

[mighty steeple]

Ok oh

[stuck onyx]

…

[mighty steeple]

…

[stuck onyx]

…..

[mighty steeple]

…..

[stuck onyx]

?

[mighty steeple]

?

[stuck onyx]

¿

[mighty steeple]

What’s wrong with you stop spamming

[stuck onyx]

Ok

You stop copying me

[mighty steeple]

No

You were copying me

[stuck onyx]

It is right there

[dull vortex]

is Zeno a good car to buy? im looking for a good sports car just for future's car meeting or something

[stuck onyx]

Yea

It is pretty good

[proud girder]

It’s good if your don’t change the mirrors

[dull vortex]

I know that the model car is like the fastest car in history or... blah blah but dont know in GTA

[proud girder]

If you change the mirrors you won’t be able to get up a curb

[stuck onyx]

What he said

[dull vortex]

mirrors? i see that

[proud girder]

Ok have fun

[dull vortex]

what car do you guys recommend?

[stuck onyx]

T20

[wintry heron]

Kanjo

[left wagon]

Faggio

[dull vortex]

good fast car lol

[proud girder]

I’d recommend the t20 or the toreader

[stuck onyx]

Or zentorno

[wintry heron]

No

[stuck onyx]

If cheap

[wintry heron]

No

[left wagon]

Zentorno isn’t average tho

[proud girder]

If u want fast get the ocelot parhia

[dull vortex]

i bought toreader for missions and actual use so im looking for some fashions

[tacit sequoia]

need 1 for cayo heist, dm me

[left wagon]

Ignus and lower to max 🤣

[proud girder]

Try get the Karin sultan make it the rs in bennies (cos it’s cheaper) and customise it

[stuck onyx]

Sparrow

[left wagon]

Thats all u need for cayo

The sparrow

[dull vortex]

sparrow is enough

maybe op2 makes it faster but not neccesarry

[proud girder]

The sparrow is a bit of a waste unless it’s on sale

[dull vortex]

oof typo

[sterile hill]

Has anyone else had a problem with the gang termination contract mission where the last gang leader doesn’t appear anywhere? I’ve done 3 so far and it’s happened every time

[tacit sequoia]

hosting Cayo heist need 1

[sterile hill]

No sparrow is faster

[proud girder]

Because one crash and it’ll smoke then give up before you can get across the map

[sterile hill]

You don’t need another person

[sterile hill]

Then Despawn and call again

[proud girder]

And wait 1min 50 sec every time

[sterile hill]

No

[proud girder]

Yes

[sterile hill]

That’s if it gets destroyed

[dull vortex]

just talking about missile accuracy and overall usefulness, i personally like op 2

[stuck onyx]

Spawn coasta close to you

[dull vortex]

anyway, thanks for the advice of the cars, ill take a look

[sterile hill]

Yeah but you only got 20 missiles with oppressor

[proud girder]

Th sparrows missles are soo bad aswell

[sterile hill]

Not that bad

[dull vortex]

thats enough for the prep

[sterile hill]

At least they are fast and unlimited

[stuck onyx]

To true

[proud girder]

You might have unlimited but they r prob worse than the homing launcher

[stuck onyx]

Thay miss an mpc car

[dull vortex]

did the op2 missiles got nerfed? i thought it was 25 rounds

or it was originally 20

[sterile hill]

The speed makes up for accuracy

[proud girder]

No they have always been 20 but they have the best tracking in the game

[dull vortex]

personally, the plasma cutter prep is the pain when your doing with sparrow

[proud girder]

Tru

[dull vortex]

the missile is too bad that i doesnt hit, its too soft that it smokes within few sec

and you need to get out of sparrow each time to get cutter ( and you get shot )

[proud girder]

It’s in general a waste unless it’s on at least a 50% discount

[dull vortex]

the good part of sparrow is that its fast, and you can call it almost anytime

anywhere

[proud girder]

Ye but that’s it

I got it cos it was on sale 60%

[sterile hill]

Then don’t use it for that mission or get out and park sorrow further away

[dull vortex]

(´・ω・｀)

[dull vortex]

solution: use op2

[proud girder]

Lol

[proud girder]

Yes it’s fast and has good missles

[dull vortex]

sparrow is not bad just saying

[sterile hill]

Can someone answer my question

[proud girder]

And has a boost

[dull vortex]

i gtg sorry

[sterile hill]

Yeah 2 second boost

[proud girder]

It’s still good

Asf

[dull vortex]

better than nothing

[sterile hill]

Yeah and problem go after you for no reason cuz they think you a threat to them

[storm narwhal]

afk cayo perico

i heard- they give u a bonus for staying in the game king

[proud girder]

Exactly so they’ll stay away from us

Ya*

[dull vortex]

Never heard something about that

[storm narwhal]

cuz no one has that type of patience

[dull vortex]

Oh I’ll do it if it’s moneyyyyyy

[sterile hill]

Why would they do that when there is literally a bonus for going fast

Idk who tf you heard that from

[storm narwhal]

some dude i met in a public lobby

[dull vortex]

Just let them be, they will not go poke the bee nests

[proud girder]

What’s public

[sterile hill]

Never trust random people in gta lobbies

[proud girder]

I’m joking

So tru

[storm narwhal]

why they give good advice

[proud girder]

Not all the time

[sweet wasp]

Can someone help me make enough money to get the big sub

[honest plover]

Anybody have ps4?

[sterile hill]

I do and they come in a toreador or they were already flying around and just come after me

[strong zodiac]

don’t trust people from this discord either

[dull vortex]

I’m sure they will do the exact same thing with sparrow if their doing it on OP2 lmao

[storm narwhal]

true ppl from the gtaO discord server they are reliable ppl

[dull vortex]

And op2 is way more better when your facing against players.

[strong zodiac]

didn’t you get banned?

[dull vortex]

Fact

[storm narwhal]

how tf did u know

[strong zodiac]

i’m level 100 on that server

i know all the bans

and when active users disappear lol

[storm narwhal]

yea 2 week ban

[strong zodiac]

L

[storm narwhal]

i’ll be back

[strong zodiac]

toxicity or racial slur?

[storm narwhal]

they are too serious on off topic it’s insane

[dull vortex]

Good bye to your account

[storm narwhal]

i troll a lot and go off topic

[strong zodiac]

the main chat is already off topic as is

[strong zodiac]

“troll” there’s your issue

[storm narwhal]

it was a one time offense

[strong zodiac]

i troll too but very lightly

[vocal orchid]

i just got 1.9 mil from cayo best heist in a while

[storm narwhal]

mine is very obvious

[vocal orchid]

i almost messed up twice tho

[storm narwhal]

anyways i’ll be back certainly

[storm narwhal]

congrats

[spring coral]

is there a way for me to DISABLE Camera Lock as an option so I wont ever have to worry about it again?

[storm narwhal]

don’t click it

that’s all i got

[spring coral]

i dont get why its an option

when u have V

to go FP if u want

[dull vortex]

Give me a idea for me to kill English Dave

[storm narwhal]

yea it’s dumb

[storm narwhal]

torture him

[dull vortex]

I want him to never call me

[strong zodiac]

awards

[spring coral]

fcking clicked it by accedent 100 times now

[dull vortex]

Lol

[spring coral]

and with 500 hours loading screen

[storm narwhal]

just do his missions

[spring coral]

its 30891203981 hours wasted restarting mission

[strong zodiac]

the lock was meant for Doomsday and Orginal heists

[storm narwhal]

no one in the right mind would do doomsday FP

[proud girder]

When he calls go in water that’s what u do

[strong zodiac]

i did act 3 as a 2 man on hard

[storm narwhal]

or pause

ur game

[proud girder]

Tru

[storm narwhal]

even with 3 ppl it was hard

[strong zodiac]

just note that if you complete all of a series within a heist in FP or TP lock, there are bonuses and awards

[storm narwhal]

ughhh i never want to relive losing my doomsday scenario virginity

[storm narwhal]

like what

[dull vortex]

Dave?

[strong zodiac]

it’s not that bad

[strong zodiac]

money and achievements

[storm narwhal]

fp is the only one i wouldnt do

[strong zodiac]

there are achievement hunters

[storm narwhal]

ig

[strong zodiac]

i’m always in FP so i’m used to it

[storm narwhal]

hmmm

i am never in FP unless in pvp

[strong zodiac]

cringe

[storm narwhal]

wtf

[strong zodiac]

FP is a lifestyle

[storm narwhal]

my head hurts

if i do it too much

[strong zodiac]

don’t treat it like a commodity

[storm narwhal]

it’s a tool not a lifestyle it should never be that

[strong zodiac]

it’s a way of live

[storm narwhal]

u want the world to burn

[strong zodiac]

like I said

i’m used to it

i know a lot people that can’t play FP

[storm narwhal]

anyways nice pfp imma go now

[vocal orchid]

i have 3.6 mil what should i buy

[proud girder]

Don’t kill me but what’s fp

[proud girder]

Toreader

[vocal orchid]

i have it

[proud girder]

Kk

[dull vortex]

Save for op 2 if you don’t have lol

[proud girder]

Ocelot parhia

[vocal orchid]

i have that

[dull vortex]

Stealth helicopter

Forgot the name

[proud girder]

Akula?

[dull vortex]

YA

[proud girder]

Not a bad option

Lol

[dull vortex]

Playing a 4 player game is

[proud girder]

Tru

[vocal orchid]

Any of the og heists are such a pain

[wintry heron]

Playing any mission with randoms can be really annoying

[tiny portal]

And the doomsday

[supple linden]

Hello everyone 👋🏽

[vocal orchid]

Any 4 player heist is fucking terrible with eandoms

Im so glad cayo came out or else id literally never play the game

[tiny portal]

Morning

[dull vortex]

Cayo broke everything

No need to pray for a good player

[wintry heron]

We just need 2 more person for the prison break heist does anyone intrested

[tiny portal]

Use lfg channels

[high rapids]

Anyone wants to join my doomsday heist 🙂

Alright cool Rule

[tiny portal]

Gotta show off those cars my man

[proud girder]

Brb

[cobalt field]

Hello

[mighty steeple]

Im the king of New York mello

[toxic crystal]

what’s the security contract cooldown

[royal pasture]

Hello everyone I have a question should I buy a facility or an arcade???

[wintry heron]

Depends

[fluid plover]

5 minutes

[wintry heron]

If you want cash moni get the arcade for the casino heist, if you want to have fun but don't care about cash moni moolah get the facility for doomsday heist

[mighty steeple]

And if you want cash moni just buy shark cards

[lean spruce]

Who

[late marsh]

My goal is to do 100 contracts by the end of the event week

[wintry heron]

my goal is to ratio you

W

[storm narwhal]

L

[wintry heron]

W + bozo

[plucky anvil]

idk why to me it sounds so depressing 😦

[late marsh]

Honestly most of these contracts are really fast and easy to do especially the rescue and gang termination. Some of these contract missions actually take about 3 to 5 minutes to do and if you do pay phone hit jobs in between which are paying out $125,000 per successful done then yes this money adds up really fast since the minimum contract this week or 50,000 and maxing out at 100,000

So how does this sound depressing when I’m getting fucking paid, and in between that for every five jobs done you gain an additional $500 per endgame day into your safe?

[white pendant]

whats best method for lvling up?

[mighty steeple]

Gaining levels

@white pendant

[plucky anvil]

crates

[mighty steeple]

No it’s not

[plucky anvil]

ok 🙂

[mighty steeple]

Best way is to gain experience and gain levels

[plucky anvil]

idk jus seems to much grind . money wise cayos stil better

[plucky anvil]

true

[mighty steeple]

Now we can be best friends

[plucky anvil]

😄

[mighty steeple]

Gta is kinda fun to me rn ngl, maybe cuz I haven’t played for like 8months tho

[plucky rover]

Gta solo session with friends>>gta normal session

Mostly when you glitch in a solo session

[plucky anvil]

well i always play with frnds in solo sessions lol . i hate random people tbh

[plucky rover]

Its so easy to do on xbox 💀

[plucky rover]

They are literally the worst

I wouldnt of been able to do 500k today with random peeps

[mighty steeple]

Or

If you’re me

You play alone cuz no friends

[plucky anvil]

its super ez to make frnds

[mighty steeple]

No it’s not

[plucky rover]

Thats what I did xd

But my friends were just offline

[plucky anvil]

whats ur sc ? ima add u

XD

[plucky rover]

Friendships 101

[mighty steeple]

lol

My only friend is me myself and I

Solo right until I die

[plucky anvil]

: )

[mighty steeple]

Cuz I

Got me for life

[stuck onyx]

Same minas a troll

[mighty steeple]

I’m dumb btw

What’s sc

[stuck onyx]

Ok

[plucky anvil]

but i heard smort peoples have less friends

[mighty steeple]

Me smart?

[stuck onyx]

Short end of the stick

[plucky rover]

I can confirm that

[stuck onyx]

Cus y dum?

[plucky rover]

Less dumb than you thats for sure

[stuck onyx]

Or no friends

[plucky rover]

That

[stuck onyx]

Oh ok

[coarse pollen]

I need someone to do a heist with

[plucky anvil]

hehe i love seeing people fighting

[coarse pollen]

Anyone want to

[stuck onyx]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[mighty steeple]

I can’t wait for all the New Years resolutioners in my gym

[plucky rover]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox

[coarse pollen]

Ight

[plucky rover]

Fight me.

[mighty steeple]

If I get a machine I’ll be blessed

[stuck onyx]

?

[plucky anvil]

[plucky rover]

[candid hound]

Wtf

[plucky anvil]

[stuck onyx]

C4

[mighty steeple]

Gyms after New Years are packed with the lose weight people

[stuck onyx]

Oh

[mighty steeple]

Yup

[plucky rover]

[mighty steeple]

And it’s gunna make me sad

[stuck onyx]

money_with_wings:

[mighty steeple]

Cuz there’ll be no benches free or squat racks

[stuck onyx]

Rip

[plucky rover]

[mighty steeple]

Sike like I care about squat racks

[plucky anvil]

well my resolution for 2022 is to play less games . wasted 2021 tbh

[mighty steeple]

My legs can suck it

No don’t do that that’s a horrible idea

[stuck onyx]

Y

[mighty steeple]

Playing games is never wasting time

[stuck onyx]

True

[plucky anvil]

yes it is . 0 productivity

[stuck onyx]

Also true

[mighty steeple]

Yeah but who needs to be productive when you’re having fun

[plucky anvil]

and i hate myself thats why . i waste soo much time in games 😦

[mighty steeple]

You can’t hate yourself for that of all things

Stop

[stuck onyx]

You need money to play games so u need productivity

[plucky anvil]

true

[stuck onyx]

And bills

[mighty steeple]

Yh

[plucky rover]

Why hate yourself for that? I love myself for that lmfao 💀

[mighty steeple]

Lol

I wanna learn how to cook better, or like expand my cooking skills

[plucky anvil]

well when i was smol i was like u . but i am growing up 😦 ik i sound like a boomer now

[mighty steeple]

May sound dumb for a guy but like

[plucky rover]

Ok boomer.

[stuck onyx]

Who here likes cars

[plucky rover]

Lmfao

[plucky rover]

Meh

[plucky anvil]

not me . just a machine to take me from A to B

[mighty steeple]

Cars are more beautiful than women

[plucky anvil]

XD

[mighty steeple]

Nah I’m capping hard af on that one

[plucky anvil]

beauty is subjective : )

[stuck onyx]

True

[plucky rover]

Depends what woman and what car

I mean a bugatti beats most beauty of woman, but an honda dosen’t

[mighty steeple]

Lol

[stuck onyx]

Maclaran

[mighty steeple]

Nah bugattis aren’t that nice

I want a chick that games as much as me

[plucky anvil]

i m not really a car guy but i kinda like audi

[stuck onyx]

Fare

[mighty steeple]

But she better like cooking

Cuz I swear

[plucky rover]

Cars always like cooking bro

[stuck onyx]

I cover that in my house

[mighty steeple]

Lol

I’ve had a private chef for the last like year or abit less

But figured I’d try to cook myself

[stuck onyx]

Fare

[mighty steeple]

And here I am eating eggs every day

[stuck onyx]

Lol

[mighty steeple]

For breakfast lunch and dinner

And snacks

[stuck onyx]

L

Where is everyone else

[plucky rover]

disappearing noise

[mighty steeple]

[stuck onyx]

[hybrid summit]

Ayo bro wanna hire

Been looking for private work 😂

[stuck onyx]

[mighty steeple]

😂 lmao

[hybrid summit]

I got credentials aswell lol

[wintry heron]

Guys I need help with the prison break heist

Can anyone help

[stuck onyx]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[hybrid summit]

Was thinking id go off to dubai and cook for alode of rich arabs

[stuck onyx]

Mite work

[mighty steeple]

That’s a good idea tbh

[hybrid summit]

Better than the wage u get in mechelin 😂

[stuck onyx]

?

[hybrid summit]

Fancy restaurants*

[stuck onyx]

[hybrid summit]

[worthy belfry]

Guys i have question

Might sound stupid

[stuck onyx]

Fire away

[junior prism]

Anyone have time to do criminal mastermind

[worthy belfry]

Wtf is a boner 🦴

[stuck onyx]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[junior prism]

Umm..

[stuck onyx]

[junior prism]

I cant answer that

I cant tell you this info

[worthy belfry]

My friends keep saying "i have small boner"

[junior prism]

Oh thats ummm

[stuck onyx]

[junior prism]

Ur friends are mean thats all ima say

[lunar flame]

how old are you?

[worthy belfry]

Magic number

13

[stuck onyx]

[safe bear]

Ppl with a extra temporary bone is called as boner

[junior prism]

What 😂

[junior prism]

Ohhhh

I get the explanation now

[safe bear]

🥴😂

[stuck onyx]

[worthy belfry]

Ok 👌 👍

Thx

[junior prism]

Was about to say that doesn’t make sense

[worthy belfry]

Ig

[stuck onyx]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[tropic wasp]

Hi guys what should i buy after CEO office

[stuck onyx]

Kosatka

[tropic wasp]

What is that for

[lunar flame]

casino heist

[tropic wasp]

Ok but i dont think i can access that now

[stuck onyx]

Can at all lv I think

[knotty epoch]

im enjoying crate running

gotta clear out my warehouse before the week ends

[lunar flame]

L

[fluid locust]

I need quick money to setup cayo and doomsday

[lunar flame]

contact missions

[fluid locust]

?

[stuck onyx]

VIP or payfone

[knotty epoch]

do you really wanna do doomsday

[fluid locust]

You mean agency?

Yeah

I wanna save the world 🙂

[serene gale]

Hey guys can someone give me inv to gta online discord thanks

[fluid locust]

Ok

[lunar flame]

agency doesnt save the world

[fluid locust]

Doomsday

[lunar flame]

i was banned from there

[wintry heron]

GTA characters really went from robbing stores to stopping a ai powered nuclear war

[fluid locust]

@serene gale

Add me

[serene gale]

I haven’t been on gta since like 8-9 months ago. I heard there was new dlc

[fluid locust]

Yeah

Agency

[serene gale]

Ok

[wintry heron]

I haven't had the chance to mess with agency on account of playstation logging me out of my old account

[fluid locust]

The good thing about agency is that you can meet Franklin and chop

And that’s all

[serene gale]

I just want gta online discord

[knotty epoch]

the story is good too

[wintry heron]

Oof

[knotty epoch]

and the security missions are on bonus

even when i never get the money for some reason

[mighty steeple]

Ayoooooo relax

Chill bruh

[livid jungle]

Can anyone help me sell my stuff I need help selling bunker and cocaine

[mighty steeple]

Oki im out

[wintry heron]

I can help not well but I can

[dreamy spear]

happy new year
to all

[tiny portal]

Happy new year

[narrow grotto]

Add me

[lean spruce]

got 2 pink diamonds in a row

win

[serene gale]

Ight

[plucky anvil]

i got 2 panther in a row

[serene gale]

What is the young gorilla role

[plucky anvil]

it means u are a young gorilla

[serene gale]

I did

[storm narwhal]

i feel like i’ve met u before

[snow summit]

Wait... Didn't I already get the $200k? Did they give another out?

For the contract stuff

[plucky anvil]

maybe : ) nice to meet u again

[storm narwhal]

helllooo

[serene gale]

Oh yeah the reason I can’t join bc I got banned

[tough mountain]

subreddit?

[wintry heron]

Seks

[tough mountain]

back at it again

[wintry heron]

Yes

[tough mountain]

[mighty steeple]

[wintry heron]

Happy birthday @spice knoll

[spice knoll]

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[wintry heron]

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-celebrate-happy-birthday-bunny-gif-14461061

[spice knoll]

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[tropic wasp]

Guys MC business or bunker

[wintry heron]

Your mom

[storm narwhal]

bunker

[prime flame]

New year

[winter ivy]

Can someone help me with the beginer hiests

[grave bramble]

hey quick question since im only on my third cayo heist. do i need to scope out the secondary location everytime or can i just grab it during the heist without finding it in intel

@red frigate you look smart do you know the answer

@wintry heron hbu

[still nebula]

it wont show up on the map, but if you know the location you can go get it

[grave bramble]

thanks mate

[wintry heron]

[plucky rover]

Happy b day

[spice knoll]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mighty steeple]

Unhappy birthday!

☺️

[wintry heron]

[next pewter]

👹

[tropic wasp]

does the glitch for vehicle warehouse still work where u have 10 mid range cars and 10 standard range cars in ur warehouse it will only give you high range cars

[cinder zenith]

Happy new year everyone

From Lamar’s white uncle

[strong zodiac]

sigh

[vague token]

Yo can someone tell me the best missions for rp? im level 97 and I wanna get 10 levels for my crew emblem

[left wagon]

Vehicle warehouse work

[fallow spoke]

Who’s online on ps rn?

[left wagon]

They 2x rep i think

[vague token]

they are? aight

[left wagon]

Or cargo

One or the other

Maybe even special work

One of those 3 lmaooo

[wintry heron]

I’d say Cayo it gives a lot of RP if you kill everyone at the compound

[left wagon]

25 rp per

450 rp

Roughly 3,000 rp per 15 mins

+setups

Unless u hv someone glitching for you

Then its kinda a method

[sour spear]

Man bombushka needs a buff it's so huge it need to take atleast 9 rpgs and 18 homing missles the cannons are so great so it doesn't need adjustments but the bombs needs a Buff aswell atleast 100 bombs the plane is very big and it basically looks like a last resort plane u would use in ww2 it's supposed to scare u in a lobby when u see it

[left wagon]

Yeah…. No

We don’t want another oppressor mk2

Bombushka mk 2

I understand ur point tho

[sour spear]

Bro for that price it needs to be a avenger type of plane

[left wagon]

But it would just be op

[sour spear]

Maybe that should be the point because of its price and it's size ur supposed to get intimated when u see it

Or maybe just buff the armor because it's SOOOOOO SLOW

[static shuttle]

can't even use it as a cargo plane unless u remove some upgrades

[sour spear]

Which can make it vunarable to explosive rounds and missles and the damn thing only takes 3

[tropic wasp]

what vehicle should i get for beginner

[hoary dew]

pegassi bati

[sour spear]

Hmm a armored kuruma I guess

[tropic wasp]

ok

[sour spear]

Then grind up little by little till u can afford a mark 2

[left wagon]

Faggio

[tropic wasp]

thx its really good

[left wagon]

Np

Every user should hv it

[hybrid summit]

A penis which is errect/standing tall from increased blood flow to the region

[mighty steeple]

…

[hybrid summit]

what lol

someones got to tell him

might as well be direct about it 😂

[strong zodiac]

we need another one

[strong zodiac]

😐

[left wagon]

Get out.

[strong zodiac]

reddit user detected

[left wagon]

My guy has no clue what a joke is

And I actually don’t use reddit

[strong zodiac]

let me slam this unfunny joke for 7th quintillionth time

[nova garnet]

Sarcasm op

[left wagon]

Is that good or bad

[nova garnet]

Pink faggio with clown horn is best vehical in gtao

[left wagon]

He gets it

[nova garnet]

U noob

[left wagon]

Ill try to prevent robberies for the next week @nova garnet

[strong zodiac]

it’s not a matter if someone gets it, it’s just not funny

😐

[nova garnet]

Why :weary:

[left wagon]

Ik its funny

[nova garnet]

Says the one who dont know meaning of sarcasm

[left wagon]

Bro really thinks he doing something

[hybrid summit]

wtf is this chat

[strong zodiac]

😐

[hybrid summit]

bloody hell

[wintry heron]

Yo fuck everyone here besides chop

[left wagon]

He came in flamed, went out burned

Nah

@nova garnet my boy

[wintry heron]

Oh damn

[nova garnet]

Hi?

[strong zodiac]

.

[left wagon]

Stfu

[strong zodiac]

.

[nova garnet]

He is werido

[wintry heron]

Bustas they approach

[nova garnet]

Ignore

[left wagon]

Ye

[hybrid summit]

you man are definetly virgins

[wintry heron]

you man are

💀

[left wagon]

*definitely

[hybrid summit]

😂 fucking hell lol

[left wagon]

Who puts an emoji at the start

[wintry heron]

ONG

[left wagon]

I’ve never seen that b4

[wintry heron]

💀 deadass

[left wagon]

Nahh

[wintry heron]

[left wagon]

Its weird

[wintry heron]

It’s like laughing before saying the joke

[hybrid summit]

why is where i position my emoji any inconvenience to you

[wintry heron]

[hybrid summit]

😂 😂

[left wagon]

He was typing for 10 years to think of that

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

We don’t care we just pointing it out

💀💀

[left wagon]

😘😋🧐ong

[wintry heron]

🤑🤑😪 frfr

[nova garnet]

💩

[hybrid summit]

😂 😂 😂

[wintry heron]

Three 6 Mafia >>>

[left wagon]

Thats similar to the “shake my head my head” guy

[hybrid summit]

[left wagon]

Hahaha 😐

[wintry heron]

My chair smells like poop 😍😍

[nova garnet]

🍴

[left wagon]

sniffs

[wintry heron]

I love goldfish bro

[nova garnet]

🍞

[left wagon]

🍞

[nova garnet]

Arent we doing random emoji challenge?

[wintry heron]

[left wagon]

Oh

Um

Ok

[wintry heron]

🧵

[left wagon]

👺

[nova garnet]

[left wagon]

[wintry heron]

[left wagon]

[nova garnet]

I need nitro 😔

[left wagon]

[nova garnet]

[left wagon]

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-nitro-gif-21997352

[hybrid summit]

[nova garnet]

I have auto play gif off

U cant rick roll me

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-rage-angry-gif-23510601

[hybrid summit]

https://tenor.com/view/laughs-in-british-britain-british-empire-british-soldier-gif-17228488

[nova garnet]

Git good

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-epic-embed-fail-meme-gif-20130242

[hybrid summit]

my gif dont work

i cri

[nova garnet]

Yes go cri

U need lvl 40 for that

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[hybrid summit]

rip

[left wagon]

[wintry heron]

Mystic Stylez of the ancient mutilations

[sour spear]

I can't fucking join a gta online session fuckers

😡 😡 😡

[left wagon]

U don’t own a faggio

This is why

[wintry heron]

Get better internet

[sour spear]

Bro mine is 25 mb per sec

[wintry heron]

This is also a cause

[left wagon]

You have to hv a pink faggio with a clown horn

[wintry heron]

That is bad

LOL

[left wagon]

Only? 💀💀

I run at 400

No ethernet

[wintry heron]

💀💀 imagine bro

[sour spear]

I guess but for gta v u barely need 800kb to join a solo session

[left wagon]

NAHH

STOPP

[sour spear]

Yep

[wintry heron]

💀 wild

[left wagon]

Ew

[wintry heron]

I run 1K no ethe

[left wagon]

I will ram u

Irl and gta

[indigo fiber]

merry christmas guysits 2022!!

[wintry heron]

No

[left wagon]

Wtf

[wintry heron]

😍 do it 😍

[left wagon]

Where did dis dude come from?

[indigo fiber]

whgat?

its 2022

[wintry heron]

Ong bro where this dood cum from whore did he go

[indigo fiber]

merry 20222 year

[honest bane]

ghat

[indigo fiber]

3022

20

[sour spear]

I want to fucking join gta online but I'm always getting these cuntsucking alert pop up about cuckstar cloud severs are unavailable fuckers😡

[indigo fiber]

2022

[left wagon]

ahem

[steady marten]

Christmas

[wintry heron]

Better internet is needed

[indigo fiber]

hvahhahaav

yea

its 2022

[left wagon]

Merry christmas guys

Its 2022

[wintry heron]

Happy Easter yo

💀

[indigo fiber]

oufy too

[left wagon]

Those don’t go together

[sour spear]

No

[wintry heron]

Yes

[left wagon]

Goofy ahh lil boi

Im from the block

[wintry heron]

Nicolas 💀💀💀

[sour spear]

Say that to my mom I don't buy internet I'm just happy to have 25mb per sec of internet

[left wagon]

Bro’s mum waiting 9 months just to name her son nicolas

[wintry heron]

Ok nicolas

[indigo fiber]

can a geforce 256 run gta

[wintry heron]

LOLLLL

[sour spear]

Ok stewy

[left wagon]

Lmfao

[wintry heron]

It’s an alias

[left wagon]

Thats a good name

[wintry heron]

Not my name

[left wagon]

Family guy 💀

[wintry heron]

Ong

I be the smartest

🤦‍♂️

[indigo fiber]

can a intel 4004 and geforce 256 handle gta? with 2gb of ddr3 ram

[wintry heron]

No

You need a better house

🤑

[mint zealot]

Yes but really badly

[left wagon]

Thats alot of numbers, so yes

[sour spear]

Why can't cuckstar load me into a fucking session fuck this fucking alert message about the cuckstar cloud severs unavailable its giving me cancer and diabetes

😡

[indigo fiber]

100 fps

[left wagon]

Because u got 25 mbs

[wintry heron]

Watch the language Nicolas

[left wagon]

Rounded up too

[sour spear]

No

[wintry heron]

Bro I’m crying

[left wagon]

I can just imagine

[mighty steeple]

I have the best outfits on gta no cap

[wintry heron]

Ash to ashes and dust to dust

[mighty steeple]

My dude is swagged tf out

[mint zealot]

Show us

[mighty steeple]

No

[left wagon]

I hv a pink japanese suicide bomber fit

[wintry heron]

#🏎┃vehicle-flex

Send it there

[left wagon]

Outfits

[mighty steeple]

Only special people get to see

[left wagon]

Im special

[wintry heron]

I have a black man as my avatar

[mint zealot]

[left wagon]

Im retarded

[ripe kestrel]

THE WORLD HIT PUBERTY FOR THE 2022TH TIME!!!!

[wintry heron]

Same

[left wagon]

Haha 😐

[mighty steeple]

@mint zealot

[wintry heron]

Actually it’s not 2032

2022*

[mighty steeple]

Sowi

[wintry heron]

Not even close

💀💀

[left wagon]

It is

Lil boi

[wintry heron]

Earth hasn’t had an update in 2022 years

[ripe kestrel]

it is Lmao

[wintry heron]

It got its update after BC

Or whatever

[ripe kestrel]

it had updates

[left wagon]

Rona was a virus

They had to update and fix it

[wintry heron]

They got a patch after Jesus was killed

@wintry heron dont care ratio

[left wagon]

No

[indigo fiber]

is a 10.75 MHz Intel Pentium 1 gtx geforce 256 ddr3 of 2 gb ram a good pc for gta?

[left wagon]

Jesus got the patch

[wintry heron]

No

[left wagon]

Idfk

[indigo fiber]

LOOK

[left wagon]

No

[indigo fiber]

bro

[left wagon]

Lmao

[indigo fiber]

its a geforce gpu

[wintry heron]

DONT CAP

[ripe kestrel]

Covid, Humans, Dinosaur Extinction, Plauges, influenza, and a lot more

[mint zealot]

Bish I already told you

[wintry heron]

DPAM

[indigo fiber]

a 256 geforce

[left wagon]

Too many caps 😡😡

[indigo fiber]

its a geforce card

tho

[ripe kestrel]

stewy is a toxic pussy

[left wagon]

U are

[wintry heron]

I’m not toxic

[left wagon]

No u

[mint zealot]

Only 2 gigs of vram tho

[left wagon]

+ratio

L bozo

[ripe kestrel]

i bet he is an oppressor griefer

[indigo fiber]

says it handles gta on 4k at 200 fp...

[wintry heron]

I barely play gta anymore

And

[mighty steeple]

That’s cruel

[indigo fiber]

fps

[wintry heron]

I don’t even have an oppressor

[mint zealot]

Try it then

[left wagon]

That’s good 🤣🤣

[wintry heron]

Cornball

[indigo fiber]

no its for sale

[wintry heron]

Huggabalo!

[indigo fiber]

only 125 dollars

[ripe kestrel]

ratio? L Bozo? damn, the way people communicate now.

[indigo fiber]

comes with a geforce

[mighty steeple]

Wait actually

[mint zealot]

Nah bro that's a whole ass scam

[mighty steeple]

I need help

[indigo fiber]

10.75 MHz Intel Pentium 1 gtx geforce 256 ddr3 of 2 gb ram

READ

[wintry heron]

Nobody says L bozo

[sour spear]

are the online rockstar severs down

[wintry heron]

Nobody

[indigo fiber]

a GEFORCE

[wintry heron]

At all

[sour spear]

For ps

[left wagon]

Yes

[mighty steeple]

With getting a dope ass monitor

[left wagon]

Its alot of numbers

[indigo fiber]

it has geforce tho

[left wagon]

Idk

[wintry heron]

Fuckton of numbers

[left wagon]

Ik

[mint zealot]

Just because it's fucking GeForce doesn't mean it's good

[left wagon]

Thats why i said yes

[high tundra]

[left wagon]

@wintry heron

[wintry heron]

Yo

[left wagon]

It’s actually

[wintry heron]

Eject

Out of my stem

[sour spear]

Is the cuckstar online severs down for ps

[wintry heron]

You don’t have ps plus?

[left wagon]

25 mbs nicolas stfu rounder

[mighty steeple]

I have like 2 or 3 in mind that I wanna get but don’t know which but it’s too long posting here and in the screenshot area

[wintry heron]

💀

[sour spear]

Yes I do

[left wagon]

nicolas come down and wash these dishes!!

[wintry heron]

Alright Nicolas Silver

[sour spear]

ok

[wintry heron]

Nicolas is sad

[left wagon]

Hot boy nikki

[sour spear]

Yes very I wanna join a online session

[wintry heron]

Hot

[mighty steeple]

Nicolas isn’t sad, he’s chad

[sour spear]

Session

[mighty steeple]

[left wagon]

Thats what i had with ur mom

[wintry heron]

So open gta and press square?

Jesus

Not hard

[left wagon]

I am

[wintry heron]

Same

I’m solid

[left wagon]

I love watching nikki argue

[sour spear]

I did but I'm.getting these alert messages about the cloud severs unavailable

[wintry heron]

And diamond cutters for nipples too

[wintry heron]

close your application

open it back up again

[mighty steeple]

[left wagon]

ITS BC U have 25 mbs

[wintry heron]

So don’t he bad

Be*

[mint zealot]

Have you tried restarting your router?

[sour spear]

I did 6 times and I'm still getting the messages

[left wagon]

Ps5*

[left wagon]

Ps5*

[wintry heron]

Crazy how dude even opens application with 25 mbs

[wintry heron]

delete gta then

[sour spear]

Haven't yet tried

[mint zealot]

Unplug it for a couple of minutes and try again

[wintry heron]

Nicolas mother is gonna be mad cuz she don’t got internet on her chrome book

[sour spear]

Then re-download it right

[left wagon]

My man trying to get in an online session with 0mbs

[mighty steeple]

Have you tried using Ethernet instead of Wi-Fi

[wintry heron]

no permanently delete it

[rustic granite]

Go to your settings and change your dns to 12.34.56.78

[left wagon]

Wifi more broke than i am

[rustic granite]

Definitley works

[mighty steeple]

Wi-Fi trasssssh

[left wagon]

Ip address

[wintry heron]

40 mbs with Ethernet on his ass Wi-Fi

[sour spear]

Oh ok thx

[mighty steeple]

Ew

[sour spear]

Nvm

[mighty steeple]

Dafuq is that

[rustic granite]

did you actually just fall for that lmao

it does nothing

[wintry heron]

Bro can’t even open play store

[rustic granite]

in fact it makes your internet worse

lol

[wintry heron]

💀

[left wagon]

Bro can’t even download youtube overnight

[wintry heron]

@sour spear change your DNS to 179

[wintry heron]

💀

[sour spear]

Na

[left wagon]

Impossible

[strong zodiac]

is it there when the game has loaded up? like you’re actually playing the game?

[wintry heron]

He can’t even download Hulu overnight

[rustic granite]

It would be changing dns to a non existent server lol

[left wagon]

HuLu

[wintry heron]

He can’t even open a USB overnight

[sour spear]

Yep

[strong zodiac]

yeah it’s a minor error, it’s nothing big. It’s a save issue that R* has had. Just change outfits and cloud servers will save it.

[mighty steeple]

Wdym download Hulu, he can’t even use his keyboard properly

[lunar flame]

poor nick

[wintry heron]

LOLL

[mint zealot]

@sour spear just try restarting your router, then load into online from story mode (preferably into an invite only game) if that doesn't work then idk

[wintry heron]

Bro it takes 40 minutes to respond to an input, can’t even scroll to be able to have the keyboard pop up

[sour spear]

K but thx for ur help I'll try

[wintry heron]

Don’t

[strong zodiac]

@sour spear just do this lmao

[wintry heron]

Your mother is gonna be mad her chrome book lost internet

[left wagon]

I can hear nicolas crying bc he laggin in fortnite

[mighty steeple]

Just say it didn’t work fuck trying it

Too much effort

[wintry heron]

He can’t even cry bro

He gets dried

[sour spear]

I don't even play it

[left wagon]

His tears won’t load 💀💀💀

[mighty steeple]

Lol

[wintry heron]

I would be so fuckimf sad if I couldn’t even move in browser

whos joe

Nicolas you have a bad life bro

[sour spear]

I'll try

[wintry heron]

CPS should take you away

[left wagon]

Bro can’t even get a google tab open to fix it

[wintry heron]

💀

I’m laughing so hard

My jaw hurts

[sour spear]

Bro I just wanna play online

[mighty steeple]

Nicolas just hook up to your hotspot from your phone bro

[wintry heron]

Not possible

You can’t even play offline

[opaque ocean]

Stfu screwy I danced on your mums dead grave dickhead

[wintry heron]

Screwy