#🚔┃gta-discussion
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It’s the afternoon/evening there right now so this time of day they’re the most active
Fair enough, its only 10 am for me
Yeah and the yanks are asleep and it’s morning for us
yes
💀
yo guys How to change casino heist payout for players?
go to their name and rotate it
on cayo perico heist
Did u just come to this conclusion
yep everyone i've played with is like 8
Well, i wouldn't target "indians" specifically
But yeah, most ppl here and on gta lack brains
yall just let them be after the stuff you do with them and let them do other shit lmao
Grinding and begging good everything else bad
daddy plz give me shark cards ill eat all of my rice : C
💀 💀 💀 💀
Fr
Cayo good licking cayo's dick good
Pvp bad bad bad
pvp for fatherless ppl
I mean, says who

definitely not me because i obviously didn’t waste 1 mil on counterfeit cash 🗿
thats me i go for mc club so i dont have to pay ceo
ceo gets the free snacks
decent secondary loot spawns
dont forgot this server's iq is low as fuck 
i come to get it and thats it
I got the kosatka
yes
nice
MC club is nice cause of the instant motorcycle spawn
time to make money
u gonna grind cayo?
yes
Lmao
You finished their
Sandwhich
I can login anytime this week to get those free rewards ??
I mean I'm down for friendly pvp but to pvp with players for no reason minding there own business then that's wrong
I want to be sandwiched
F
Wait ayo 
UwU
bro 6 crates of special cargo is 162k
Yes
Your name.. top what? 
Ohh I see
If I say
I love cimen
What would that mean in your language? @upbeat dock
Seamen are the best
ballmen
cause they fish
@wintry heron how could you 

Yes how could he
😡 😡 😡
Im typing using a baterry
20 mins
What
with mk2
It takes me like 50 min
Security contracts and payphone hits are insanely good money rn
127k for payphone hits
What about robbing the stores?
And like up to 120k for security contracts
No
Jk it's not 2013 anymore
People back in like 2013 used to do this to get money
Robbing store = money


No shit im not retarded
Switch cayo perico grinders with "people that have a brain" and ill agree
Imagine killing in GTA
And yet, im wondering why the fuck did u decide to apply for mod for a server like this
Rockstar be like:
- here, 5 mil
-really?
-nah fuck you its just the potiential take
I stole 4 mil yesterday
With 4 people?
Yup
Damn
do you fell like I applied?
just got it
Thats like 2 mil from just the secondary
Was the most fun I had in gta for a while

It actually was
yes i fell like it
Now my knee hurts
Main was panther
ayo 
@wintry heron
I didn't say my 2 balls hurt double as my dick hurts while i stick it into a guy's ass

Imagine if explosions actually did damage to the area
lmfao wha.... 
Put a few sticky bombs on the side of the building and it falls
Dominos
nice name bro
Thats what i thought
Lester, please shut the fuck up
shut up
Story mode was amazing right at the beginning but it started getting a bit boring
I wanna try that destruction mod sounds cool or whatever its called
Still good
@steady marten i literally wanted to be mod to take revenge on luci
Instead you're gonna turn into luci 2.0
your application was admin worthy not mod
@steady marten is the best mod ever
Exactly

I want a gta mod where the player can use powers
thank 
I disagree but his cool
I wanna set the entire street of NPCs on fire
That's what makes it admin worthy as cow said
💀 💀
Tbh Among all the new mods cow is the only one with brain
Np🫂
One of the new mods scolded me for joking in foreign language in gorilla chat lol
Lmfao ikr
Del perro is the worst fucking plasma cutter setup
I wasted my money on cars I will never use
Because?
You heard me
And dont make me copy paste 100 sentences just to prove that
The island is even worse
I mean
20 fps?
yeah i dont think thats something i would be grateful for

Do you have an exact reason for hating cayo or are u just one of these shit posters that say you hate something for fun
ok hold on
I hate popcorn
HOW
Askn't
The shells get stuck between my teeth

Floss your teeth smh
I shouldn’t need to floss my teeth after eating one Colonel
console moment
Gtx 1650 moment
💀
I like the snow
Who doesn’t
you know she’s obviously using that hole for something else
Also whats gta?
@stable oar read this and the message below
Giant Titties Amen
Yes, for the straw on the soda
🗿
One of my favourite things to do is grabbing one of the unsuspecting prostitutes and take them to a dark alley after I show them my gun they run away and I just shoot them down
After that I go Home and play GTA
Dam
tf
💪
Literlly the shitiest reasons to hate on cayo
Read this too@stable oar
I told you to tell me your own reason
Truly a next gen experience
It’s actually 120
Its mine 
@wintry heron isn't this mine?
Fair enough
no its stolen
That uncharted 3 plane mission

Cow shut the fuck up
kekw
U know it too

yeah its his lol
🇷 🇺 🇩 🇪
Have you got no reason for saying you hate Cayo I don’t really care
Im surprised i remember it
bruh read it already
Cow is sexy
Just do what u want
I can literlly say the same thing baiut every other game, oh you play minecraft? How about you do some pushups, you arent going to get a gf if all you think about is Diamonds
cayo is trash
Cry
Am i hearing waaaaaaaa
Ok
Based
@steady marten so fun to mess with newbies
It's super iconic
Lol Lilith, almost didn't recognise u
Hallo
Am i hearing waaaaaaaa again
So anyways cayo grinders deserve to be executed

or is someone filling out the amazon river
True
Invalid argument, too retarded
he disrespected my cayo religion
ok guys so i bought a rockstar activation code (gta premium) on the rockstar games launcher and it says "play on steam" when i didnt even buy it on steam
can you please not use that emoji just for inner peace 
Agency contracts lol
Lmao, you the toxic one
cayo grinder after making another 12 mil a day be like why rockstar make set up so long


And?
cry me a river 
i dont know what to do
Play the game
Im not the triggered one here tbh
Seeing cayo makes u quite agitated
Over someone that disrespected a mission
How can u tell lol
Pavel is the only character I like in gta
LMAO
I can read
what the fuck
So ur basically a chimp
@wintry heron cayo is good, cry me a river
they have none to begin with
im gone
Hi gone
I will give all casino heist grinders my love and respect
I can clearly see why no mod wants to be in this chat 
I broke my bone

LMAOOOOOO
Exactly
But it snapped back
i am a cayo grinder
Triggered?
Nice
Commit unalive
No
You also got no soul?
U Sure?
Deluxo?
Cuz i am sure as hell you're holding your mouse tightly
And ur close to rage quitting
Fr fr
Didnt ask for your opinion
Making money with no skill
like bruh


then again, ur triggered lol
no image perms 😢😢😢😢
I just play adversary series lol
insanity is just for vanity
oooo, so savage
It’s humanity
Ima go cry to my mommy
She’s gone
You literlly say the same shit
@steady marten play rng matches to earn money like a chad like me

And your point is?
tgg perms 
hmm lets see
Johnson!
My point is nobody wants to hear your shitty opinion about cayo
I’m going to be firing a man in a wheelchair tomorrow is that okay?
U know what rng is right?
Run and gun?
I’m not going to be spending over $200 on ramps
What is the guy in the wheelchair gonna do anyway stand up for himself?
ill drop this in staff lounge lol
Hi everyone i am new to this discord and newish to GTA Online PC.
uhh I play gta like once every 2 weeks and didnt even played this snow so........ 
great
🍉
great
From my point of view, you're the bad looking one and toxic one by spreading your triggered attitude just because someone wrote " i hate cayo"
I can sense the denial and anger in you that you can't win and you can't make a fair point, and getting laughed at by the whole chat
I’m dying
shang abi
From my point of view, you're the bad looking one and toxic one by spreading your triggered attitude just because someone wrote " i hate cayo"
I can sense the denial and anger in you that you can't win and you can't make a fair point, and getting laughed at by the whole chat
beuh
I want all of my property to be destroyed
me when no image perms:
One of you get the company
shut up
faggio mk2 when?
Now
Be like @stable oar
Understand the joke and move on
aww the skrunkly
skrunkly aww the skurnkly when the s
Im complimenting you you dummy
the meme bike funi bike laugh eksdee funi
You are the one triggered about cayo, all your argument are "cry about it" but what you dont understand is that i dont give a shit about your opinion
ok i pull up
ok i pull up
You are the one triggered about cayo, all your argument are "cry about it" but what you dont understand is that i dont give a shit about your opinion
pull up at the after party
Tf is a compliment?
what the fuck
Awww, am i seeing tears?
if you didn’t give a shit you wouldn’t be involved anymore
bruh......
UwU
guys group pissing session starts in 10 minutes whoever pisses least has to drink the piss bucket
Ngl yall sound really triggered
When someone points out or appreciates what you did or a strong point of you
pete the cat if he was black
Do we? Lol
Yes, lol
cayo perico is such a bad money making method prison heist>>>
I am incapable of receiving any compliment Or help
We're the one laughing, and you're the one and looks like is about to punch his monitor
im saving that meme
this should be a server event lovely idea
lol
What if i cum in the bucket
@wintry heron this you
no cow 
You are the one thats mad about someone not agreeing with his opinion
you lose cock privileges
I’m gonna see if my phone is fixable
then you have to drink it
Huh
If not I need a new one

Am i? How can u even tell despite no one mentioning it lol

stop arguing yall stinky
gib image perms 🙏😩🙏
can we stop arguing and kiss
Can we end it here? i dont want to listen to your bullshit anymore
too late already being discussed in meeting room
So anyways cayo bad
ok go cry l
lmfao
oh shit
Time to leave this sever
You too
I love brazzers
L
@steady marten now u know why I didn't actually apply for moderation
Apply for deez nuts
LMAO
Being mod here would suck
thats my guy bogshwandi he aint no scammer
you should try one we daily have like 2 guys who would open a ticket and ask for admin role
a lvl 5 with a working brain
What a rare sight
LMAO💀 💀
bro wanna brawl dont spread rumours abour bogshwandi
Cough cough. Im level 50 in gta discord
Can someone help me get 800k rq so i can get the Kosatka?
Go to lfg chat and be cayo grabber

I'm gonna run you and your entire family over with a Ford Explorer
Im serious. I will burn you at a stake.
I doubt i’ll find someone but thx
Chill.
Suck my balls
nice la
buy 5 megalodon shark cards
Kiss yourself
Sure
Alright bet
Heyo
I meant kill
you all calm down ffs
Aight lemme put some nutella on em first
Did u read my argument this whole time?
No

personally I just ask them to fuck off and close the ticket on their face
4652292016

4731011617
LMFAO
she will now get sexed
69420
Poggers
What about mine?
the sexed?
ok i'd like to have access to tickets moderation for 1 day @steady marten
shes fat
epic embed fail
Just to see how bad the situation is
apply 
Fuck u
no 💀
fuck you
Im not sussy enough to be able to send embeds it seems
Not really
man the color i got when i registered as mc president looks good
that shit almost made me throw up
Fuck #🚔┃gta-discussion
Good
mk2 griefers when you shoot them off their broomstick
Anyone want to hear my ps4 right now?
No
jet engine
I can just search in YouTube plane turbines
Just snipe them off
#🗑the-garbage for my quiet ps4
orbital is more efficient
Omg the rock is here
best rifle and shotgun in game thats not a bunker unlock
my old laptop sounded like lawnmower
musket
musket mad underrated
can you still get it?
foruth of jlug
Whats the best mk2 ar?
got dinghy sell mission
It sucks ass
my school latop when i try running angry birds in class
Number 1 victory Royale
Yes it does
Yeah fortnite we bout to get down
You're right, u suck ass
get down
💀 💀
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
best rifle and shotgun in game thats not a bunker unlock
You heard me
Emojis on discord look ass
legendary scar

For?
spam
I sent the amazing lyrics of chug jug
I sent 1 message
ur cringe 
For sucking his balls
muskets are op almost 1 shot kill
*almost
and then all u need to do is fuckin shoot them with a pistol
Almost is the problem
@steady marten Explain this unexplainable theory
A.cow is AFK: AFK - 3 minutes ago
fuck you cow
Lmao
the gta weapon wheel makes me mad
No shes not
L
musket goated
trap?
@steady marten did u hide this truth from us
Yes
500$ per mod
Makes sense.
What truth?
@steady marten
Ur a she
no shes a he
cow what are ur pronouns
pronouns 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Exactly
Now I see why I generally review dick pic in dm's ah....
Im right ur wrong
Makes sense
everyone has pronouns ur just 12
🤢🤢🤢
you can sound like a guy and be a girl
Seeeeeee
fuck pronouns
Shes a sheeeee
hello
She is a gamergirl
Tbh I never said I am a girl I wonder what made you all think that
Ur a cow?????
Why U have a @steady marten 14 y.o status
This is a catfish pfp?
A cow is always a girl
The previous one
U cant change that
Broo that was ariana 
Cow wanna go out with me

Cow wanna go out on a walk?
Oh boi
She*
Doing you're mom
Lazer/It
doin ya mam doin doin ya mom
milk the cow 
Holy crap
🥺
Will do
ayooo
stop dissing bogshwandi
It's a link and my age tf 
did he whip out a broom?
Yes
ok
Ppl that are 6’3 are dumb
jokes on you i use centimeters
Also hub
I’m 6’6 so im fine
me 5’3 cause of them asian genetics
hub tho
Lmao
im 8’11
ur 12
I'm 9'11
no
same
Midget
my mom is literally 4’8 or something
A fucking giraffe?
Am i the only one that warms up their feet with the exhaust fan of the ps4
I am 6'1
😩😩
Heh
😩😩😩
Midget
Who tf changed my name
@steady marten lets go out
Sure bb when
Tonight? 💓
What about me

Get a room
lol
The Roblox room
😉
Does the sparrow have deluxe missiles?
Don't cheat on xia
Deluxo*
No
Once again

Ayo
buzzard missiles?
Slut
Yes
crap
sparrow has the worst lock-on of all fucking time
Give up on my dating life
What's up
Its been dead for years
Who knows 
man i just want missiles that hit a moving vehicle
Yes she is my gf
The most alive my dating scene was was in kindergarten when i danced with that one chic
mine was in 4th grade
Lucky
oppressor mk2
Relatable
the entire grade had to do a dance and she picked me
Yup
Too relatable
Id jerk off to this

Was that chic's name Kelly Piquet?
oppressor mk2 has the best lock on in the game it doesnt miss
Not the best
No something like. I forgot
Deluxo missiles are the best
unless there is a missile jammer
Damn. Thats sad
Me with my orbital cannon 
Missile jammer useless
💀💀💀
The ruiner 2000 has the best missiles in the entire game
Can still clap them shitty little roblox cars with missile jammer with the epic gamer mk2
yes the deluxo has ruiner missiles
But my stx is fast af booiii
im just used to saying deluxo missiles
it worked for me until he minigunned my ass cause i crashed
Penis balls missiles
missile jammer is a blessing
Penis ballls hair missiles
Penis ballls hair white liquid missiles
Penis balls hair white liquid discharge missiles
Penis balls hair white liquid discharge into your mom missiles
this turned very nsfw very fast
💪💪💪
Penis balls hair white liquid discharge into your moms dad missiles
Raymond
Alabama
Best character don't @ me
holt supremacy

Ight boutta go fuck cows sister
Bye
Bye 😘

How do i stop ppl job tp ?
no
You can't
We have eyebrow raise meme at home:
They get teleported everytime they die
Mmm yummy turtles
how does TGG have 1mil subs but uses razer
Some one told me to start any vip job
That was to stop ppl going off radar ig not job tp
And who tf is you?
New idea: jerk off to this pic
Too late
💀💀
Xd
TGG stands for the gay gorilla LOLOLOLOLOLILOLOLOLOLOL AHAGHAHAGAGAG
Everyone knows that
monke gaming
Trans gay gorilla
Guys, when I renovate my CEO office does the renovations then follow if i buy a new ceo office, or do i have to buy them at the new place also?
Based gorilla
I have a question how the hell did gta v run on ps3 it legit has 256 megabytes of ram

If you renovate a house and the move to the diffrent house does the renovation magically switches to the other house?
Optimization
god damn why u gotta be a dick
Back in my day, companies made games that ran well and were complete
Still
Sorry, but common sense
i miss those days
its gta common sense doesn’t apply
Hey I just wanted to ask something here I wanna buy the kostatka but I can't I went to talk to Miguel but it said that I have to buy a penthouse but people say I don't how am I supposed to talk to him without buying the penthouse
Wait for him to call you
how much is it?
Ikr, just grind cayo
Bruh I am kind of a beginner
Base one is like 1.8
🗿🗿🗿
I think less
Dont buy it
Ah ok thanks buddy
Just wait for him to msg you
Honestly imo the ps5 and Xbox series x will be the last console with massive graphics changes because the matrix look so real on ps5 Honestly I don't think it can get any better than this
saving up for vehicle warehouse rn
go to his house first
then he will message u
its on the map
Where is his house?
with a big M
Stylized graphics are better than realistic graphics don't @ me
and says miguel madrazo
the ps5 finna explode
Tbh I have to agree because stylized graphics helps keeps the games running smoothly with realistic graphics it plays a factor in the game running poorly
Yep
Smooth graphics = smooth gameplay
And it also prevents the game from looking like complete trash in the future
Look at jet set radio, that game came out on the dreamcast and it still looks good today thanks to the style of the visuals

the best radio is west coast classics and nonstop pop
disagree and it’s completely fine music is subjectige
Oh yeah like for example the comic book spiderman game in 2005
The Best radio is the shit dre gave us
The best radio is self radio since you literally put the music you like in there
Xbox and PS4 players can't relate to that shit 

but apart from Custom player Non Stop FM is goated
Creeper
Aww man
Fax dr dre music is every where now on west coast classics💀
I wish they would dripfeed more VIP contracts only one seems short maybe someone like Eminem or Snoop Dog
How did we fuck it up so quickly
imagine if they ever added Snoop Dog and one of the missions is him helping Lamar with his weed business

Yes
Snoop dog has been in so many things I'm surprised he isn't in gta online as an npc
Im giving free 1.8 million through cayo no one replying on lfg
Read the side bar...
Lol
cayo grinders can’t read
how often does the buzzard heli go on sale?
never
rarely it is an old vehicle
plus u can just rent one from CEO menu
isn’t it like 25k
Yes
yes thats cheaper then 1.8 mil tho
wow its cheap
A sparrow will explode if u try to land it 💀 A buzzard won't
im just trying to get the cheaper one atm
are the bunker resupply missions hard?
Have you tried landing the Sparrow correctly?
yes I play on controller 💀
no unless there are players trying to kill you
not really
I've literally never had a Sparrow blow up on me when landing
I've crashed into buildings without receiving a scratch
landing helicopters in gta is balls
it was an exaggeration even KBM player can't explode a sparrow while landing it gets damaged for some reason 💀
im too use to rising storm 2 helos
ive crashed the sparrow before
i was distracted and flew straight into one of those electricity towers
I did my first mission today and it felt hard.
it gets easier
i don't have alot of weapons in my aresnal
henlo everyone
just take over often and you should be fine
Imma do that
ap pistol is the best driveby weapon
I have the micro smg and some sticky bombs for defense
ap pistol is a jack of all trades
get the ap pistol
why do i get bad sell missions
thanks for the tips
too low of a level 😩
I am level 16
grind some 2x missions
im lvl 70
what business
i would do those tonight once I am drunk enough
did you get the garbage truck?
how did you know

counterfeit money
nope
k
thats the worst man
same but its not the best one
i am new
weed, coke or nightclub
so its good
coke
its good if u got it from criminal enterprise
then
criminal enterprise but the bubker is really far
criminal enterprise starter pack
i 100% recommend criminal enterprise
Hello
#871616746862305330 @plucky anchor scroll up in that chat
dont even get a bunker dude save for kosatka
I just got gta online what should I do
play some 2x missions rn its rc car racing
damn
grief
Alright thanks
💀
i should say the bunker is not good
its not
find a high level and kill him
sell missions are a nightmare
im jk register as a vip and do the missions
yeah because you to drive all the way from paleto bay to ls
the ram truck makes it better though
getting ur velum griefed when trying to go to cayo
yeah
the best solo sell mission for the bunker
dont buy a bunker buy kosatka if u dont have it
then buy the bunker closest to the city
i love the battery low notification
it freezes my game
and i just crashed my sparrow
because of it
helikopter elikopter
use the terrorbyte
just have it anywhere, request it when u need it
i would if i was on pc sorry bro












