#🚔┃gta-discussion
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I am doing cayo with free aim

It's pretty much ez

man I'm completely broke rn
Steal shark card
no but fr good idea
R* still milking gta online. 💀🐮🥛
🐮🥛🥛
ayo is that hawkeye girl
Ya
Wassup fellas new to the discord
Welcome to hell
What subject said welcome to hell in a hand basket
😂😂😂
Roman! 
Yes
I completed gta 4 story mode. 
Roman are u sleepin u fat fuk come on
Good

Huh huh wut??

Its part of the game roman gets told to get up from sleeping
Should I do the client mission to get the oppressor mk2 for cheaper?
Yes
How pong soes client mission take
I mean i never use that vehicle only in emergency, but eh if u want it cheaper then go for it
Depressor mk2 
Penetration mk2

Yeah it’s a no brainer, you can do those client missions in invite only
Congratulations
Anti mk2 user
yes


like 5 minutes
@iron island 6 cop's car after u 
yes
10 jets are after me
2 star wanted level rn
flying above zancudo with no clearance i see
But my cousin niko destroy it all
the word "cumulus" has never been said in this server until now
if u sell vehicle cargo w/ more people, do you still get npc that shoot u up?
good to know thanks for sharing
No
aight finally these npc can go
I prefer those npc cuz once there's a dude that help me sell vehicle and he literally crash the shit out of it
And lost half of its worth
cumulonimbus

oof sorry to hear that bro
i probably wouldnt trust randos cuz i can sell w/ some friends
Waiting for elon sus to ratio rockstar
helloo new comer here
I’m also new here kinda

no
Oof
No, i use windows 420
Do you have to complete the casino setup before you get your garage and personal quarters in the arcade
pink diamond hard mode 4 gold you go first dm me!
Nah
U can get it already from the website
No
b2b cayo
hard mode
pink diamond
Man this silent sneak way into casino heist is fun than big con
Yeah cayo is fun too CZ stealth
Cayo is repetitive
Hacking takes me ages to do
There are 4 types of fingerprints
I got gold too as a target rn
Same
Ima go aggressive
I did big con once but its locked for replay idk why
U can't do the same way twice
Aah well big con isnt fun
what
Or it will be repetitive too like cayo
I am just thinking about what to play I am done 70% with my heists
i'm guessing after another run it'll let you do the same way you did the first time
What?
Ye
But hard mode
2 run to make it normal
ah
But why would u do that
Can we use heist equipment after heist?
no
No, ofc
it gets burnt
Is there any possible way to buy them like night vision and stuff
U can buy some of the gears
Snow makes it hard to see when flying
snow is worse while driving
Yeah
literally makes doing everything harder
then dont drive
I was doing emp setup and crashed hydra 5 times in water it was way tooo dark
From where...
I think it's security passes, mini drill, exit disguise if big con, emp device, etc
ah yes i shall use a mod menu to teleport instead
Oh
There's an option where u can buy it
Well
or instead just use a plane or helicopter
Normal clothing store
Or use Merryweather pickup
you know you're broke when you go to the atm and there's no withdrawal option
Cool I will try it tmrw
speaking of flying
how the hell do i increase my flying skill
It better be working not just for show hahaha
flight school won't show up for me
by flying
haha funny yes
they work
did you not know?
One small issues, im with ur dad
dint
But no squad
I want to complete it not just getting killed
Can i do solo heists??
On hard mode specially
How do i get cayo?
Autoshop heist?
contracts
kosatka
Open ur map and see a big H on north of your map
The submarine?
Which contracts??
Yes
No, the dicks
Ok ty
noooo, the dababy car
Damn, man lives under the rock
wow lol
I am new
Ya asset protection is best
Ppl so toxic in gta community 🤣
And payphone hits too
Also i don't want moodyman to keep saying shit to me acting like a gangsta and shit
I just did a 20 20 PVP match with someone
For me it's gang termination and vehicle recovery
Very simple
@wintry heron
ecksdee
Get used to it
love this. imma steal
It got nerf into 20k
No no not safe
Dude high as fuck
Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay
By contracts i mean
Oh shit
Payphone hits gives like 15k
It's a raid
no
Thx god
And security gives like 40k
Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay
Lmao
LMAO i made that same joke yesterday
So 55k eazy
Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay
Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay

Best to not do that ig
lets go spam gorilla chat
Go ahead lmao
Also is it me or is it with everyone every time I buy armor I don't get my first purchase
Do anybody have a modded tezaract
No
No
no
Want one
No
Ew no
you automatically equip it lmao
buy one
Aah that explains it why
I always noticed my armor having 4 in inventory and 1 full bar
Could someone help me get bad sport equipment
lmao
XD
Rq
I am dumb nvm
Is smg upgrade worth doin?
Depend
Its name is like Smg mk 2 smth
No like can I blow up anybody cars till I get it
Ye
Just blow up ppl cars
Grief the fuck out of em
How many
Pog
Enjoy ur stay on bad sport lobby
Also, how do i refill my rockets in mk 2
It affects if we are on ceo mode?
Which take cooldown
And how do i do that?
Bruh u don't know how to return vehicle to storage?
Is somebody tryna play im bored
Oh i see
Storage
But is there any other way
Without waiting*
No
I am bored too but its 5 am for me
They must of changed it then
Terrorbyte*
Probably
the first one u buy gets put on
Anyone wanna be apart of prison break? It's only 2 setups left and if you stay I will inv u to the finale
Who wants in?
The other chat for this is dead
shore
can i borrow ur xbox to play
What's ur gtag?
I would but ps4
idk i dont have an xbox
They should make it cross platform for consoles
True
I’m starting to get bored in gta : (
Yeah
It’s dead
Anyone wanna be apart of prison break? It's only 2 setups left and if you stay I will inv u to the finale
Who wants in?
We should be able to play cross platforms so console guys should know how playing with modders feels like
no
i want it to be console only
Nah we can keep pc out of cross platform
so i can shit on some xbox players
PvP would be broken then
Gta on pc is a whole different game
Cuz console players would get Shit on by pc
Toredoer or oppr mk 2? Pls help
Cross platform would be such a bad idea
Not ass
ur ass
Hahahahaha
Just pc is way faster
Toreador is good if ur doing cayo
Imagine if it showed what ur playing on next to ur gt
nah
Hahahahaha
i want cross platform to fight some ps users
Xbox and ps players would kill each over like the alien war
@glacial pilot 
i feel like kaine gets shit on
Ooooh
Wat
If the game was cross platform it would be war all the time
Kaine I know ur not gonna take that
Tbh I would be ok with that
i want this
Yes
we need that
If you've ever played ps and pc then you would know the difference between frame rates n shit
Very noticeable
uh doi
That what i feel on pc
yo
I will turn you into flaming shrapnel with the railgun
ok
Mk2 shouldn’t be in the game bru
Mk2 are 1 shot targets
Fax
On the ground they are always harmless
You are no longer my daddy
I don’t mind any of the vehicles in gta
fine w me smh
None should be removed
Toredoer or oppr mk 2? Pls help
for what
Learn how to spell the names properly first
for pve use the toreador
mk2 is good for missions n prep work
im sorry?
toreador is good for heists
chill
I use my sparrow most of the time now
i can´t land ther sparrow 💀
Wow Eli you so toxic
ends up exploding
im pretty nice imo
i didnt know guys were toxic here
Takes a couple years of practice
yes
It's a gta online server, you should expect people to be toxic
I killed a guy in a laser with my sparrow once
i like the toreador for The cayo preps
Greifer of the year
nathan12345
Hello can anyone give me a hiest I am new I am level 11?
give a heist? o.O
Sup
Yea I don’t really understand gta lol
He probably means he wants to get invited to a heist
Yes that
i just got confused xD
shore
just let me get home
Are you on PS4 ?
Finally unmuted
elmo
yup
Wait there is 2 Elis?
the other is my friend
Ok my username is ghost5471730
Ur friend is dope
@wintry heron 
They called me a terrorist
i love it when as soon as you accept a heist invite it says that the leader left
probably got kicked
damn thats racist
ive played that heist over 30 times tbh
Eli what is ur username?
Since I was shitting on the US
allahu akbar 
muslim brothers
idk man its a barcode
indeed
vl something
Ok can you friend me it is ghost5471730
i’ll add u
soon as i get home
Oh where are you at the moment?
oh
laundromat
About to check the basement
Ok so in like half an hour?
Wish me luck yall
Fucking tequila
Get clapped gg ez
Islamphobic fatphobic racist game
Damn based game

Nah I got alot of gold
why do i keep getting kicked bruh
valid
Cuz not pro
Who in the world would fuck a tequila bro
panther 6 gold on hard
flex
My biggest flex that I never got the panther
diamonds for casino on hard
Discrimination
My biggest flex is i don't do gayo penis heist for 4 month
cayo haters r little boys
Weirdo
W
And easier than the casino
Og heist ftw
true but
Easier heist sux, no challenge
casino ass
YESS
Cuz bad jajajjajaja
idk how ppl enjoyed that garbage
Can't sneak pass the guard
preps took 2 fucking hrs
Who?
casino is easy lmao
Go back to angry bird
Imagine big con
Big con is ass
Do sns
ez money
Aggressive>>
Big con bugstar ftw
It's not fun
Gruppe sex suck dick
Average cayo enjoyer vs average supermarket heist enjoyer
Shark card is free cash
People can do what ever they want
hey wth
Money
where eli go 
why does it look like its giving head
Omg where is Eli 
LMAOP
what r u insinuating
aYo
dead 
no more eli
im elijah now
I’m loosing my sanity
Eli is late cuz she is constipated
Who needs it anyway
Good
Did that a long time ago
I just feel like laughing
Be like roman
The joker moment
His ball got shot, got kidnapped, his place got burned down
Yk
But still funny
He's gonna be a psychopath
Joker won't stand a chance against chinese people
I wish there were more movies where ai turned on humanity and initiated a doomsday event
Cuz low social credit
Fair
I have a question
I have mental issues
i have diarrhea
Not awesome
Is tug boat the fastest boat and is it worth buying?
no
I heard it’s good
and no
Mo
they lied
Moo 🐮
It goes zoom
Buy it bro
Buy it brother
Spend all your money on orbital strikes
doesn't a tug boat cap at like 40mph
And buy dilettante too
shit is so slow
Fastest car
Dang that’s faster than oppressor
And I got the shotgun and yelled headshot
It's u irl
yes
😎
Did he buy it
Headshot
rip
Did he buy the boat
Get good
Maybe
Now wtf is a tub boat
I used an axe made of stone
shitty boat
Afterwards I got shot in the skull multiple times
How much it cost
no clue
Best boat
Didn’t die tho
If u kill people
Remember me
I just absorbed bullets
I'm nice
frezxyqt
Selling my account for 30 modded cars invis arms and cop belt every facility in the game
Eli are you back?
Nice people don’t say their nice

Best not do that in here
How do I know you’re telling the truth
I'm not nice
I’m on my game
Eli are you back?
Now I’m conflicted
This ain't no nft auction
Aren’t those just pyramid schemes?
not yet
U selling ur account that means u are selling ur whole psn account
Ok
still at laundromat
How long you think I got to go to sleep in like an hour and a half
About 20 feet
Ok text me when you get home
I love nightmares
Bitch has amnesia
?

So if I give u someone's address will u kill 5h3m
I don’t like getting involved with others lives
Would give u alot of money
Then u can't become a psycho
Are u American
Guess I’m not as insane as I thought : (
hispanic
Oooh
puedo hablar en espanol xd
Car meet add me frezxyQt#T
U hate America?
its alright
It's not but ok
but id rather go to Mexico
FrezxyQT
get involved w the cartel yk
America is way to American for me
I only been to America twice
I wanna go to Germany
But I like it there
The freedom to buy whatever I want even though it could possibly kill me
And start nazi Germany 2.0
valid
I'll bring back the old purpose of the oven
Huh
If u know what that is
they burned jews?
wow

If I post a photo of Hitler walking with his friend and wrote a quote about the holocaust will tjat get me arrested
This conversation escalated very quickly
ur pissing me off with how slow u type
LMAO He stopped
Ok
I need a lamp
Oh
Shit
hes doing it again
I need therapy
I need someone with a lot of experience in vehicles to message me about the best vehicles to use to help protect people for there import export and there different business
Sorry I was reading the messages
Took u 30 minutes to write that
if u need help with protecting others
maybe u should focus on protecting urself
LMAOO
I went to therapy once but I can’t go back the therapists are obviously crazy they keep on telling me I’m crazy
i hate this auto shit
I used to go to therpay but i ate my therapist
Boo
Mk2, insurgent pick up, toreador, vigilante, khanjali
Hotsnow
Simple as that
Nah bro
Dilettante
hydra and mk2
that's it
Man i don't even use drugs lmao
I mean i wanna try but nahh
Too risky
Don't wanna get caught by the 5-0
Eli
what
I keep getting greefed lol when I am doing cargo
queef
Queef
@wintry heron can queef rlly good
Oh
Tf is a qeef tho
Arcade or a kosaskta
Google it hehe
K
Apartment
Pavel>>casino heist and arcade.
Yeah but arcade isnt ass
Idk if I should be mad at u or at myself
trolled
It’s a woman fart 👽🖖
U really had to tell me that after I looked it up

Tug boat is cool
Pretty fast
Did u buy it
W
U still at laundromat?
Stfu
yep, unfortunately
She's in my house
or what
😍
he
Lol

Reporting for channel misuse ☝️🤓📚

im half n half
Ur bi

me??
My cat is watching me play gta
cute
She seems to be very interested in the homicides
i want a cat
Wat would u name him or her?
I'd name my cat Jesus condom
Unique
死亡
Cute
Tf is that
Jesus condom is better
My cat is called Chloe
She's blond
But I call her albino
I named my cat yuri
Yup
a name
Oh
Jesus condom is better
i disagree
Albino is best name
Jesus condom>> any name
I'm ur dad
Lmao
Ayo
stay where ur at
Ur mom's name is sucma toe
aYo
Cuz u built like a blob fish
im not wrong tho
he
He
i havent lost my dick yet
once i get it inside u
He's either bi or trans
itll detach
Name the baby Jesus condom
@wintry heron tastes pretty good

Fart spray breath
Ur dating my son
I'm his dad
And I'm actually dad.too
Step brother love
@wintry heron

Step brother love
add me on the gram so i can @ u in a post
Me?
no haha

Already did that in a roblox server
🧑🦯
🧑🦯
🧑🦯
🧑🦯
U home yet Eli
what the hell did i walk in on
Stuff
yes, hows everyone?
Eli is constipated
What?
He's constipated
what business's do you need for a nightclub?
Drugs
When you are eating a apple you are eating a apple but when you were 7 you were 9 think about it
Pedophilia
does it matter which one?
About 20 feet
Mf I'm joking
Uh carrot
oh ok
Spell red
im on my way home
Lster
@lyric socket I am running all 5 with cocaine($20k per unit), special cargo($10k per unit), meth($8.5k), bunker($5k), and counterfeit cash($3.5k).
I'm on my way to therapy
Ok
Whay Color is a carrot
can I do it with just coke?
actually wait I have all of those but meth
Ik
I forgot the answers lol
I think is uhhh I think it's a carrot
If u dig a 6 feet deep hole how deep is the hole
When you were 7 I was 8 when you were 23 I was 6 think about it
3 inches
uhhh 20 feet
Well u see it happened because I was walking my fish while I was taking my grandma to the vet after my snake barked with a handstand
LSTER
I think it was because when I was sleeping I slipped on my ceiling while mopping the walls
11
What's 7×2
Stop spamming you degenerate
Who
Shut up you creamy toenail
You smell like a creamy toenail
Who
Your dad smells like a creamy toenail
Which dad
Tbh he kinda do smell like a creamy toenail ngl
Who?
bro ill msg u
K
😭 pls
I’m in ur walls Eli






