#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Wish it was a flex lmao
oh what the fuck
any one help me with casino preps
kisses on the forehead
And I'll bring u tissues
lfg js dead
I'll treat u right bb
I wanted to join the Navy as an E300 MOS buy medical stuff got in my way too so i get it
give me a chance
go to lfgs
no jts dead
Eli cant be allowed near kids it's against his parole
no fuck you eli
If lfg is dead it means no one wants to help

no one will help you here
ok
Luckily I’m not a kid 😏 @shrewd tendon
yes, more cat
I wish I was a kid
cjar
No cap
That’s the only good thing abt being sick is that I still have to live with my parents so they cover all that stuff, car, phone, food, gas
just let me get some women damn
cat
I stay with my family cause they know I can't afford to live on my own
i'll setup you're tinder profile
yes
weenor or no weenor
sus
say less
Huh?
eli needs proof that you are a female
pariah or krieger ? which is faster
calico
yes. massive mommy milkers
Not showing u them that quickly
how much does it cost?
idfk
😭
I'm broke can someone do cayo hiest and get me 85%i only have 20 thousand in game
sure
No
I mean idk how u what me to prove to u I’m a girl but I am lmao
bitch grind your own fucking money
on one condition
lazy ass mf
you buy a kosatka after
social security 
Ok I will Eli are u on playstation
gamer game comes into server and the first thing he says is "someone give me all ur cut im poor"
I can send a pic lmao
how was ur christmas
Oh hi!
yes <3
mhm
I feel like I’m hella ugly tho
don’t simp my brother, chad together strong
oh u meant of u
I see you love Eli and not me ;-;
LMAO
i want them social security digits babe
Eli let me text u my user name
Bahaha no ss
also can u add me back dude
eli is also hella ugly
match made in heaven 🙏
That’s too secret
rude rude
and clothes
oh and glorious socks
is it true or not?
did i say something bad?
I bet you're adorable
i think im ok 
No haha just agreed I’m ugly lmao
fr kids these days will never know how much socks are needed
Imagine how many ppl aren’t wearing socks rn
i bought a few packs but my family steals em
FR
and then they blame me for buying white socks
people with feet fetishes
yes
Fuck now I gotta find my socks
LMAO
lol

eli add me
discord and ps
Don't add Eli he'll break ur heart
My psn is UniiKZz-_-
I'm worried ur not joking 😦
cheating bastard 
The fact that I got locked out of my original account on discord really pisses me off. I had so many roles
Lol
got hacked L
Must’ve Bc I literally cannot get into it
explains name
Oh
i was reading a msg lmao
true
and typing
Cause you're so cute people wanna be you
brain got confused
Identity theft moment
that literally happens to me sm lmfao
I’m convinced my brain has Down syndrome sometimes
that's cute
It just stops
girls with extra chromosomes <3
You'd love me then

.
Ah yes prey on the feeble minds
Wtf
yes
ELI LOL
i love it when they can't do anything but slowly drive away
What mod decided to change my name
Lol
I wonder if any of the mods remember my old account?
what is it
and do u have any proof ?
Uh I could give them my password
LMA
Idk what they would need lmao
idk if that would work
Can I have help for some heists on gta
Maybe something that you and another staff member would know
Like I might have screenshots but that wouldn’t prove it was me
i think eli is sugar daddying cayos rn so
tho^
Thanks
anytime
yus
on one condition
they buy kosatka
hmm
idk
its up to u im playing minecraft rn lol
Hello
@fast falcon hellooo
what's up
try lfgs bro
Yo what’s up
One friend mission completed help

hacker spawned me some guns in and i cant drop them with f9 and i keep them after joining a new session / restarting gta
any way to fix that shit?
kinda ruins the point of a custom loadout
why would you drop them?
.
Does someone want to help me with my second cayo perico heist but you would only get 15% but I just finished the first one so we still need to scope it out
Not everyone is a lifeless toxic tryhard like you
want to be able to get to the guns i need quickly without having to scroll 300 guns
did that with my weapon locker
didnt work
Anyone willing to help with the Franklin and Lamar missions
can also see my weapon wheel in buildings 😬
Sure DM me
Ik
have you tried restarting your game?
try going into creator mode, switch your aim preference
and then back to your old one
They're a tryhard they're kinda slow
so am i its just annoying to have to scroll away every gun in the fucking game to get to an AP pistol
gave me spam tips 
lmk if it fixed it
i think there's a job to get rid of it
didnt
ty
@wintry heron
Play 1 round of Buzzard Beater.
That should fix it.
Online > Jobs > R* Crested > Arena War > Buzzard Beater 1
lmk if that fixed it. (it should)
love you fool
np
@fast falcon
I’ve run into so many wannabes today
L
literal 4-5 kd’s leaving when they see coming near them :(
@shrewd tendon valence wants to shower with you
Damn why you tryna shower with men @shrewd tendon
i’m waiting for someone to say it
honestly i used to rng and the amount of kids with no brain cells other than “lock on noise yayy” is stupif
what
say what

meow
hi
chewsday innit
something about liking men
i feel that
ah yes
i practiced some rng with a friend of mine to get a feel for free aim
i need to work on using the mk1, only vehicle im gta im complete ass woth
with
its by far my favorite other than the akula
learn upside down on your mk2
top tier meta
Lmao
im not a fan of the mk2 other than for pve stuff
i’ve evaded so many mk2 and deluxo missiles
like for example gang termination security contracts xD
the security contracts are okay

i just wish they weren’t like miniature survivals
yeah, just something different you know
fighting big tiddy goth girls
by sucking on they tits
…
drain them of their milk
but like in vr or something
someone make that a game
I'll pay u
Who wants feet pics
me

HAHA
man u kinda wack lol
Get dunked on
sex

Yes


😂
where u been?
it's been ages
pretty sure rivers moved on too
bada left us
I’ve not played gta much honestly
Yh it’s been like a month
who is the gang
How you gonna leave out my boy scooby
im a bit late on who scooby doo is
oh that
@wintry heron this you?
My man
I swear Velma was the glasses one

She is
yeah?
Nah daphne was so much better
Nah
nahh its all about scooby
Girls with glasses = the best
Damn how you calling daphne eh
yeah definitely
Back in the day I thought daphne was leng
Can someone help me with the humane labs setups heists?
why do you roleplay
Oh I am a discord admin in it so I don't join the roleplays because my laptop is crap.
And that game is only on laptop.
so you don't roleplay
No, I used to in that server but my laptop could not handle it anymore so I switched over to discord staff.
so you get admin for not participating
I worked for the discord head admin. But sense it is for discord you don't half to join ingame.
You just half to be active and talk in the server.
and u get admin?
so i just join and be friendly
and I'll get admin

which would allow me to purge
Is the hunting pack remix still in the game?
I started as a discord trial moderator and worked my way up
got removed

oh heyy
So i cant get tha trade price?
And you half to apply for discord staff.

hey boo
hii
no
finna quit tbh
I'll do just that

Dam thanks for answering tho
not fun?
it’s draining the fuck out of me
Well the discord staff application got deleted so they are not open rn.
💩
if and when i get moderator i won’t have to worry that much because then everyone will be helping
instead of only the trials
you'll get mod <3
can u give me mod then
lol praying for my downfall
wha
I could, but I wont.
lol
how ab for a scooby snack
how does the cayo perico heist work
oo if got a new phone today

the iphone 13
kill bad guy
collect loot
leave
bru


that is creepy
i wanna join someone on the heist but i am so scared of messing and wasting their time
what is
D:
emote

I'd help but pc
find of funny…silly almost
:(
I have an announcement to Make
no
No one gives a fuck
how do you do the casino heist like i tried to do it with someone but they just left
dog
kill bad buy
collect loot
escape
moni
omg im so mad, WHY just WHY is sneaking into the god damn compound from this stupid ass beach party SO HARD
bc ur bad
cats or dogs?
which part are you stuck at @stone halo

theres 3 approaches
no
i’m stuck at the fact that i can’t not get got
caught*
Still no lol
i did silent and sneaky and we got caught and then he left
hmph ok
lmaoo
i don’t have access to it i just joined it because i’m in need of money
i hate sns
i wasted money on the kosatka just for me NOT TO BE ABLE TO FUCKING SNEAK INTO THE COMPOUND
sns is like
bro don’t nobody give a fuck..💀
bc ur bad
so glitchy
watch a tutorial at this point
essentially ur shooting cams that you can't get past
there's no other solutions
iirc
u get a stun gun
and then shooting the guards in an order so they don't find each other's body
theres not much to really say on the heist
we made it so far then a bunch of people with riot helmets on noticed us and shot us up
stun cams, shoot guards, get out before timer, run
use exit disguise
no i’m saying before we got in the vault
wut
there’s like these glass doors
and basically there’s a bunch of people with fins
guns*
and they just shot us up 💀
don't u have an emp
what yall talking about
bro i’ve been grinding and i like just driving around the map it’s so fun after a heist
on sns you guys should have an emp to disable the power so you can sneakily shoot the guards
u don't need it
oh well idk if the host only had it because we did it really early and he never did it again
idk the host was a lot more clueless than me
W
wanna run me cayo🥲 jesus thats like 2 mil
after i get in the showrr
bet homie
Lmao mood tbh
ight brb
yessir
why does it feel like not alot of people play on pc
what car should i get
god trolling with Oppressor MKII is so fun
…
Dude no
trolling
i just got it
im uh "testing it" for science
he’s probably greifing
ew..
rockets near the car but not blowing up
cap
and then helping them with any mission after
you can’t..
no
i have homing off
non lock on missles…
oh ok
feeble brain
im not that mean man
i didn’t know if he had homing off?
lol
but don't shoot
loll
it's fun watching them try n swerve
LMFAO
XD
i do that
all the time
ln ps4 its hilarious cus they’ll end up driving straight into a wal
lol
i play on PC
yeah i know
so most people are pretty good at driving
yes
yo
is that tyler the creator
lmao
amyone here play ps4 gta
u out of the shower eli?
lol
everyone with a blue name with
symbol next to em
so damn lazy
so what PS do you play on
6
Damn
wait a sec-
and this is why u pat attention in maths
i have an idea
mhm
What business should i buy after the MC cocaine guys? I'm solo most of the time
none of then get kosatka lol
^ what he said
I have kotsaka already
Only reason you’d want any businesses is for nightclub warehouse
have about 500k in there from doing nothing
I'm thinking of night club since it's on sale
Just the cocaine
id say atleast have 3
And kotsaka for cayo
nightclub
Terrobtye also
won’t be on sale for another month
most likely
so id say get the nightclub with a few warehouse upgrades
(my go to nightclub is the one next to that park in middle of the city)
central and chrsp
cheap*
Right
Anytime
Thank you !
ofcourse dude
bunker
cocaine
meth lab
counterfeit
weed
documents
all in order
probably forgot one
Nice
nightclub needs businesses
yeah i know
or it's useless unfortunately
Well i save like 300k if i buy night club rn
Who even increase popularity of nc
wait why do people say mc businesses aren't good for solo
a
bc they're hard to sell solo
Cuz kosatka best now
man
woman
I've seen the professional's vid thingyo and you can do one vehicle only
time consuming
I just need something make quick but lots of money after heist so I'm thinking of MC business
and that kid gets help
tru tru
someone showed me him
thats fair
he never sells solo
Eyy, I need some quick money for a Terrorbyte.
stagger your business sell missions between cayo runs
But if u fill it full then u need more ppl
Can anyone help?
i'm not doing it full doe
after one run do cocaine, prep cayo then after that sell bunker, then do other shit
you see i already have like every busniess except doc
I mean is it worth it if u have one friend with you
But I want some extra money for a Stun Gun.
I always play heist for like 1-2 hours then sell 1/4 of my MC product so its possible for solo
So I wouldn't fully mind Cayo, but I'm preferring something that I haven't done like idk, Diamond
the stun gun is useless
I know Valence bit I just want it for fun
Who hit you as a kid that made you such a turd
I did
When we getting married
Never
Fuck you too then
Who wants to get married @ me
get used to being alone <3
You @ me we getting married
What buisness do u even have?
Ok Valence, I can do one I just need to know that you're not gonna die over and over, cus the last Cayo heist I did was F'n difficult, cus the kid kept getting caught
You @ me we getting married
pass
just send your gt
UnitedVertex
No one loves you
Is my Gt
You don't even know her name she doesn't love you
Exactly
everything except doc
But Valence, this would be my 3rd heist, so I'm still new to them but I know a path after doing it 40 times over and over with the last kid, but imma still follow u
And also I don't have a mic, so I obviously can't speak during the heist.
Do you love me
Nice but i dont think weed is good too
That also reminds me i should sell my bunker
Maybe
Yes or no
Yo during cmm, do I have to do the fleeca heist set up with everyone or just 1 person
Do I though?
yes 
Just the 1
Exactly
But the remaining heists has to be with 4 people
did they patch the afk on camera
Yes
No
Yes, basically A and B do Fleeca, C and D do Fleeca, and then A,B,C,D do the rest of the heists together
put a sticky bomb in your car
drive to the pier
blow yourself up
close gta
uninstall
sell pc
that's it
.
Lscm still works
And u get tuner rep
i did say on game
@sly skiff what's the answer
hello
Perhaps
lscm?
Car meet
It's yes or no
So I (A) do complete fleeca heist with (B) then C and D do the same aswell
I haven't played in a year time to look it up
?
Yes
Mastermind?
And then all do the rest of the heists together without dying
2 teams do fleeca and combine for the rest
Lol
Yo guys is it not possible to nickname myself on this server

just reach level 30 in milliseconds its easy
Level 30 is when you can change your nickname
Or just ask a mod
i am a mod
didn’t say that you didn’t
^
Anyone on Xbox just wanna be friends? Kinda bored
Only if i had xbox
rip
They are not friends
They were
For a while
But then some drama happened with me and someone their friends and I guess they picked their friends
That reminds me of my friend who went missing 😩
can you possibly change my nickname
to?
“Deserved”
They still play Xbox I see them getting achievements and stuff but they straight up just left
Hi
I c my friend discord account got deleted and i cant find is gtao account now
Me and my friends used to play nightly until drama started
Now I'm just by myself
Sad
Ikr
@nova garnet be my friend and let me pet the panther
Sure 😄
But dont tell me if ur hand go missing
A true friend would care if I lost a hand
True
Ahmm sure but u wont be able to pee again after that
😔
XIA
Idk
@nova garnet can I put on my fursuit and fuck the panther
Depends on stocking
can anyone help me make money pls. i have no mic
Before that u will be sent in small peices to panther cage
If u make it alive sure
Anyone want to help me do the contract?I've already done the first setup
I'll give you act 2 if you be my friend 😔
ok but im level 1
I can help but later

lol
I want xbox or ps i m bored of my potato laptop
Cause Xbox better
I have it on Xbox but I have like 1k
Wait dont xbox have a xbox pass
lmao
i don’t play it on Xbox
but I finished story mode on that
And then I switched to gta online on pc
xia
@red magnet so if i buy xbox and xbox pass will get to play gta?
Or i need to buy gta too just like ps
Ayo
game pass
Free Xbox
Gta isn't on game pass
make yourself independent
Gamepass is the best
It was
that’s what I did.
Sed
facts
how im level 1
lucas*
All u need is forza
Lmao
Rag to rich series go watch it
ugh
you right
PlayStation has the worse gamepass lol
@candid sphinx @wintry heron r u guys YouTubers
I'm about to fall asleep in my gaming chair, help
Sure u are
Ok?
like what
what’s ur channel
Stfu
Just look me up haha
@wintry heron what’s ur channel name
well your friends had money

Is vehical warehouse still good?
It's fun
it’s fun if you like to pvp
do I search Bella danger on twitch
Tbh on pc no one cares now a days
Everyone mind there own buisness
ohh cool
Lol
Ooof
💀
nope
nah I’ve been trolled ahahah
Wym
Maybe i just get good lobby
Modder
ahaha bruh
who
Rubio
Ikr
Poor noobs
anyone wanna do cayo 50 50 b2b
Why didn't El Rubio just get a tank
El Rubio hahaha
Wrong channel
Poor dude
ah thanks
I mean even if i m a modder r* atleast allow me
poor dude
They allow all of them
Other count as illegal tho
@candid sphinx TGG Fucked him up
I can mod legally
with those Cayo vids
Lol
Or maybe your parents didnt thought u meaning of sarcasm
You are offending Rubio.
There come the grammar and english point if u dont know what to say
Please don’t kill us El Rubio
Rob him
Sure i will make sure to give u bottle with 6 stack cash

If u let me add u we can rob him

Or maybe u just want to friend a streamer so u can become famous too 
Wdym


I need help
Anyone have a server they wanted boosted?
?
You would boost?
Ya tired of boosting the one I am now
||give us nitro||
Amen
the word nitro summoned me

Anyone want 2 boosts?
Give me nitro instead 
You gonna pay me?
I just bought a nightclub and I attached a tech to one of my businesses and it's not acrruing goods. I unattached the tech, shut down my business restarted it and it has full stock and it still doesng work
You signing my pay checks?
Sure ingame
it’ll take a while before it fills up
goods accrue over tome
time
Bruh even when I'm offering to boost someone's server people still don't want Me I'm legit Worthless XD
How long
It takes tike
It's been 3 days
Time*
Wait thats a problem now ig
I bought it on the first day of the update this week
Send ss? In media
Ok
guys need some help regarding Diamond casino heist
?
I need help robbing a real casino.
in my casino prep missions
@nova garnet I sent it
It's okay, you're not worthless
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc u can ask there
Where
i chose big con approach but it wont show me gruppe 6 approach @nova garnet u think u can help me fix it
I had full stock the first time I attached it and when I reattached it the second time
just the shows bugstars
It's in GTA media
@hasty nimbus You gotta scope out the security tunnel
Debatable
Lol
i scoped it
Then debate it
Not really sorry
Note one thing of worth regarding me
i scoped security tunnel both side entrances and terrace
not like that
I like that you exist
just tell me what should i do
Therefore not worthless
dont help me ig
is it your first time @hasty nimbus
ye
False you don't know me lmao
Don't have to




she’s twelve?

