#🚔┃gta-discussion
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y u bullying
its a problem i cant fucking fix problem lol
It’s mid
Which sounds like a whole bunch of not my fucking problem so keep it to yourself because none of us want to deal with your bullshit. We come here because we want to discuss random shit about GTA not have a hug box for your failed life story
time to grief
Faggio mk2
Already got 2
What about Western rampant rocket
Vehicle of choice?
You mean the penis bike?
any personal vehicle
Yes that
never asked u to deal with it. Unless you have a cure for Brittle Bones, Scoliosis, Depression, Anxiety or PTSD i never asked for ur help
sticky bombs work well
I prefer bay dropping bombs on unsuspecting cars
You never ask but you posted in a public fucking Chat what the hell did you think was going to happen? You knew Someone was going to respond because you’re an attention seeker the only difference is I’m actually calling you out for it child
public chad
I hate voice typing
Is the Western rampant rocket good?
Nah
when did i post my life story or problems? Never
It is the worst handling
I need legendery vehicles
No i didnt know?
imagine if gigachad existed
When you came here to bitch about how you have PTSD in your life fucking sucks now shut the fuck up and leave or talk about GTA those are two choices otherwise will ignore you out of the room
and he was a nice dude
Supercar?
dream man
Yeye
new one looks dope
I said that unless u have a cure for it i didnt ask for u. How is that attention seeking
uno what just fuck u and fuck off
OK muted and ignored know anyone gotten anything of actual substance to talk about?
not enough gta babes. lets talk ab it
and u
we need more females with breasts
True we need more hot chicks in this fucking game
2.7mill
big ones
But yh this game is just a shit show as i originally said
I might buy that when I buy the the new dlc company
yes
gta vr sounds fun too
But 100% worth it, one of the best supers in the game
first person head from a prostitute
Yeah buy the agency first
The only problem is why is it that the female characters they keep adding with these new DLC’s all have diversity mental health illness haircuts?
Down bad
guys if you cancel cayo perico on hard mode to get a better target do you loose hard mode?

Yes
Yes



Does someone want to help me with my first cayo perico heist but you would get barely any cut of the money moneybag
They are easy to counter now mk2 users aren’t even that op anymore
easy for some, i dont find em that easy
Wait is the Vanger good yall
Op no cheap yes
Buy a hellcat, put anti lock missle tech on it and all of your worries go away
eh true, but they can still get u without the lock
W
Yeah but they have to hit u like 10 times
Are arena war cars relevant?

That still doesn't answer my question
Only for trolling
Really no other use for them
Got it in less than 2 hours lol
Cayo
Replay method?
so i can tell my friend i got tha hoe
dosent it work for pc
Nah I tried that and it restarted the whole heist lol
That’s tough
Did you watch a vid on how to do it
Ye
the solo version works for oc
the console is 2 palyer
Close application when he hands envelop
console u need 2 players
Solo would be insane money, probably faster than 2 ppl as well
Oh
i do my cayo solo
i get like bearer bonds on average and cocaine
That’s weird that it didn’t work then
Yo u think br8 is worth buying?
It's expensive
So
Idrk
If u got the money then yes
lfg players are so bad
Just like randoms lol
these mfs say they can carry u yet they get caught hiding under a camera
Eh some are decent but the better ones are in other gta servers
Yeah
Does anyone on this server do car meets ?
Dead chat
fuck, i accedently spent 250k to rename my organization :S didnt see it cost money
i just started the game
ha
R.I.P.
got the 1mill free, but spend some alrdy so 200k left :<
Gimme super car recommendations
How much money u got
can players give other players money ?
No
No
kk
anyone wanna join my organization? its worth 250k so far 😄
I can get mor
Yes, after jobs and events only. But that person has to be involved in the same job/event
Sk
So
I need recommendation
S
ok ty
Ocelot Pariah
aint the guy to ask
Price?
Not bad
If you like cars
Imma buy that after the br8
Brate
Brate
Hello, does anyone know how i can use a custom car in the LSCM races? I can only choose between like 4 different cars, and they are all shit
Well use the best out of all of them if u can't chose customs then it must be turned off
I hosted the race once, i and specifically turned it on, and i was against other custom cars, but i wasnt able to choose my own car. Does it need to be a spesific car?
I don't know I would assume it would allow u to switch to it
And not the pre selected
uhm hello, what is the best way to make money besides a business, i have literally 0 dollars and i’m thinking of buying shark cards because i don’t have access to a good paying heist
Do vip missions
Do treasure hunts
Do your og heists
join in other peoples stuff from this server
done all of those and i have nobody to do the heists with
They cost money to start
There’s always nice people to help
yeah like 1/3 of 1 vip mission
Start up one people will join give it time
Ahhh I see
If you are at litterally 0 dollars, just steal cars, go to auto shop and sell them, you get like 5k each, do that 10 times, and then go for VIP missions
i know this sounds stupid but what is a vip mission 😅
You can register as a VIP in the interaction menu
Almost impossible to be at zero even killing people off the streets give u 14 or 11
yeah true
well i accidentally punched someone and. killed them and got 25 dollars
Steal a car and Rob all the gas stations
Add my snap I’m a girl a_lopes394
25?!?!?!?!.
I show
Wtf
😘
I get 34 sometimes
I’m jp
Undercover fed
But that is my snap
No I just get a lot of nudes from girls
If u want one ask
what’ve you done with your money to have no cash and no businesses
That's what I'm saying
I finally maxed out my arcade I'm big pimping rn
ok i looked up what vip mission are
and are shark cards worth it
so i can upgrade my business
or
No
buy the one that gives you 8 mil
100 bucks
Hold on if weed is legal in LS how do weed businesses work now?
you will get 8 mil in game
fair price
ok let me rephrase, is the one that’s worth 20 dollars like worth it
Don't do it
8 mil is like much more then 100
Wut
because i have leftover money but not that much
what business
Um hello i am searching 3 people i can do criminal mastermind chall
Don't do it u just start a business and then get the money from that make another business and boom 2 sources of income
didnt you just say you ahd no businesses
spend it and then buy a mc bussines
no its not worth it
i said besides a business
yes
because it makes barely any money because it’s not upgraded fully
buy a shark card then spent it on getting cocaine
and then all the money i make goes to ammo or the cost of the business
Idk what colour to make my khanjali
Get the night club or bunker
no
dont get the night club
there ass
Bunker is lit fym
If you could have any movie or cartoon character voice your gta online person who would they be?
Its good just confusing
Look out
i have a bunker but it’s past paleto bay the really bad one so i don’t use it
buy a 8 mil shark card
its good if your businesses are set up
the buy mc stuff
its not good if cocaine is your only business
just get a kosatka and you have easy access to 1m/hour
This is bad
no
Hfuguv
the kosatka sucks do not listen to him
That's what I'm saying
How so
Thank you!!!!
fish card
My phone is driving me insane
does it have a license
then put it in silent mode
Ur logic is to spend money on a game witch where you can get business and no need to spend your real money on it it's not that hard to grind for the the money
not reading that lol
I beg to differ
why are you guys letting him troll you lol
you just need mc
Then stop telling people to spend there money on something that's clearly not worth it
idk
ok so i’ll take like both of your suggestions into mind, what if i buy a shark card, then grind vip missions but a kosatka do cayo perico and then upgrade my cocaine
buy*
sounds like a good idea
go for it man
Its easier the whole histe takes like an hour at most
if you're considering buying a shark card, you won't really need to grind any vip missions
im only gonna buy a 20 dollar one because i don’t feel like spending 50 dollars
or however much it is for the next one
how much is that?
heist*
it gives 1.25
$20 for 1.25m?!
Didn't know this is a spelling bee but alright
lol
I love when trolls msg me first
if i had more lying around i would just buy the one that gives like 3.5 but i don’t
So fun annoying them
kosatka > every single mc
no
I've been playing this game for 5 years and never once spent money other than to buy the game
But i really dont got the cash lying around to spend $20 on an hour's worth of work
playing the game wrong then
Like of my real money
Pokemon cards
maybe would work
I mean I don't think you need to pay real money to get things in this game
My weed man takes pokemon cards
i would just grind vip missions but i’d rather have to only grind 1 million than grind 2.2 million and get the boost
Very good way to get rid of the doubles
buy a shark card then
it would give you the money
Contact missions need to be double money more
but anthony is loded
Gun
how long do vip missions usually take without oppressors or without op flying vechicles
vehicles
You will get bored if there's no grinding and only buying shark cards to get money
for me like 1-2h
What level are you
Ic
i was gridning rp
I'm 332
1-2h??!?
doubt that
yea
why you know so little bout this game then
Huh
You think buying shark cards is a good thing 🤔
yeah
And there not
it gives you the money fast
Right but why would you spend irl money when u can just grind in game
ok well i’ll decide thanks for the help
Go get some
Mhm
how do i see how much money i have ingame? I can only see it when i tab in and out of the game for some reason
i will
alt f4
U don't gotta do em like that
Hit escape
Nothing to be seen there, in the map
ahh ty
np
i suppose the goal of the game is to get rich and buy cool stuff for bragging rights? 😛
Yo yo judt bought a kosatka, but i dont kmow how al of it works etc. Anyone got tips?
It allows for you to play the best heist
Yeah but what else???
You get a cool sub
With missiles
And an optional weapon used helicopter and mini sub
How do I get those free mode challenges
You wait
Literally just hang around in freemode without starting any activities
And they're random
Is it me or is something wrong with GTA online?
Cause I tried joining a online lobby and it said they can't find my data
I bought GTA on pc and it sucks you can't transfer your stuff now but at least I can start fresh and get my self ready to make money faster
But at least I have a fresh start

You got banned
close your game and come back later
Sup
I bought a nightclub... Not totally sure it's worth it still. At the point I'm at I mean. :/
As one of the last car guys in gta I can safely say
Rhino > khaliji
is south american imports glitch in nightclub?
This isn’t a glitch server gg ez
ey everyone i need some help
dude i am asking if rockstar has a glitch which they havent patched up yet related to that
With what
when i try to load in to gta i crash all the time what should i do i have tried everything
Delete the game obviously
Die
Commit unalive
have done it two times

its been like this 3-4 days now
💀
Your game can't crash if you're dead

Play another game
but i wanna play gta ive tried everything but nothing works
Die and play in hell
no reason just to joke around and make fun of it man
its annoying
so im trying to get help
yeah exactly and thats why im asking for help
Death
omg
Eat the cat
Mmm yummy cat
Lube
whats the reason even responding when your just gonna type shit
Shit

oh god gta 5s community is worse than i thought

It is
Roses are red
Your game is crashing
I just want
Death
No one asked about your game crashing either
Are you a permanent resident of this place @mint zealot
I see, but you never in #💬┃gorilla-chat
Because gorilla chat sucks
if someone knows just give me help pls
No gta sucks
Die
shut up man you are not funny man
**Preach **
Last time I checked gorilla chat it was just awful
Your game crashing is funny
oh god just help me pls
No
dont fucking respond with shit
Shit
i have reinstalled the game 2 times
Cool story didn't ask
What are your specs?
Stop crashing then
This man is playing on a 2003 laptop
Bish just give me your specs
I'm tryna help yo ass
can you just stop responding to me
That computer in the school library
No
nope just bought the pc built it my srelf fotr around 4000 dollars
with a specialist
4K? Man you got scammed
And it still crashes, waste of money
Buy yourself a dictionary illiterate ass mf
Sent to a Mexican gulag
im trying to play gta
Cool story didn't ask
Play Warhammer Vermintide 2
That's actually a good game
Guys my gta keeps crashing what do I do ;-;
I spent 4k on my PC to play minecraft and gta please help;-;
We're not technicians
Nuke brazil
they dont even respond
THEN
Yes master
play roblox you infant
I weirdly enough, got that game for free.
I have not touched it.
Same
@wintry heron may I commit war crimes master
Allah ackbar
Guys pls help me I can't play gta it keeps crashing
if there is someone who can try to help pls just dm me
Death
Sacrifice your first born to the dark lord
No
Yes master
What
yes
I DM they no give sex
Sorry I'm tired
where is the npc to unlock kosatka i cant find them
Music locker
ik they are in music locker but where inside
Shut up trying to sex
Enter and go downstairs to the dance floor
And then he's sitting with a bunch of people in the vip are a
Ohh ok ty


wow rude
just sit still
You give sex
Send bobs forst
Ok
r u paying for my lunch
this isnt tinder
Yes
didn't ask
Stfu
ok sex
Yes daddy
But it isn't twitter either
but it's not a server where you ask for that stuff either
You give no sex I block you
wait no
Are you a mod who makes rules
r u female or male
tf is this
if ur fem i would like u to be dom
i want to be dominated <3
I dom
say less
I'll step on you
Imo that stuff is pretty much nsfw
Cool story didn't ask

Suck on my toes
Bro
How do I get the record A finish skin for the AP pistol?
Ik it's contract related
what
Pain
anything for u mommy/daddy
u don't have gif perms? :(
Balls
No
i buy u gif perms bby
How do I get the record A finish skin for the AP pistol?
Ik it's contract related
Omg yes daddy
We read it the first time and still don't care

i cant give roles
oh aw

@red magnet I was asking someone who wants to help
No one does
check the google
Deal with it
No one asked you
Bro I started running down the hall and when I got up to speed I started bunny hopping and fucking flew
irl?
Cool story
Ye
mad respect for bunny hopping irl
day 8 of not peeing with this new tech
I went into a dead sprint and when I hit top speed I did the double foot hop and sent myself into a door on accident
bunny hop/wall breach
strats
next lvl
Ima make dark viper look like a bitch
The speed run guy
Not a cheat it's an exploit
Stfu before I kiss you
😳
Not you loser
He's Australian he's cringe

Exactly
Stfu you no give sex
exactly
What's in your pants
Fuck no
Suck my fucking toes
i wasn't even talking ab u btw
ok didn't ask
Ok have fun
yes mommy 
is that the fortnite guy
Bruh
Suck my toes and tickle my Moosey mommy milkers
I'd like to suck ur crusty toes a little longer
mother
the fungus is delicious

Multi task you degenerative fuck
I'll tug on it like I'm riding a bull
Hi
We're busy
wouldn't mind a trio
anyway
back to discussing gta
before i get warned again
Damn it

hey guys im new to gta pc l use to play gta console l was rank 194 l know most of the controls and im not that good at the game can someone host me a cayo or any heist?
No
Go to the right Channel
Good friends
please don’t be rude to our members.
It's playful
it’s disrespectful
wait wait
Nuh uh I'm playful
rated m for mature
yes
Rated M for Mommy
milkers
Hot
Mommy millets
ur hot
milkers*

You're cheating on me? Wow
You getting kisses from other people
hold up
Who tf are you
Anyone know how long of a wait it is to get the phone call for the new Franklin & Lamar missions?
inhale n exhale
I want a divorce
I want a divorce
nah :( hold on
@sly skiff let's get together and dump eli
definitely more than 10 seconds
It could take forever, seems random, do the first as soon as it pops up because you can do the others whenever you want after that
I love E dating in gta servers
Well I just joined this server and I already want to leave
Wanna kiss?
That's how it feels to chew 5 gum
Yo I do not feel safe
Every second you're not running I'm only getting closer
shit lasts 5secs
Why do girl characters get targeted so much bruh
before they find a dude with a deeper voice
Wanna get married?
Exactly
ass
No I think my heart is broken forever, I'm going to die alone now
Cool
People think it's guys playing as female characters
No I love you
usually is
It is, girls aren't real
True
Yeah I wanna change my character gender so bad lmao
They simply don't and never have existed
I see you don't love me
good, come back to me
I legit played as a guy on this account for a while so I didn't get messed with XD
Now I'm finna hit the yoinkiest sploink you mfs have ever seen
I have been grinding my account for over 3 years and I can’t lose everything, but it’s getting so bad
Bingus is ugly
You can sell everything you have and keep the money and buy everything on your other character
Floppa superior
Both are gross
ok glad i broke ur heart
B I N G U S
Now I'm glad we're divorced
Yeah Ik but I won’t have all the achievements and heists done. Especially doomsday, that shit was impossible
Ima kms since no one loves me
Fr being a girl sucks ass
Uh
wouldn't you like to know weatherboy
I'm eli
no
That’s why I have a girl character lmao
Wow I kms and you cheat
let's talk more in dms 
Just sold my cocaine boats solo yay more money going towards more stupid things
Fr, he ain't worth it
He's a loser love me instead
I ain’t trynna screw up a relationship here
I love you
they just joshin
I'm single
nvm fuck yall both
Let's get married

I’ll marry u too
lunaria ur looking rlly cute today
Only me
have you considered forming a poly group of everyone who's ever been hurt by Eli
@red magnet 💍….. will u marry me?❤️
let's not do that
haha
fuck eli
No don't fuck him, that's the point
Babe of course
My love
And now you know the true meaning of Christmas
Omg I love you so much
@shrewd tendon will u be my best man(even tho I’m a girl)
Are we both gonna wear dresses
I’m down for whatever
aye 
can i be flower boy
Get married in amogus suits
Eli could be a brides made if he wore a dress but I doubt it
YES
pog
Now from the top make it drop
@mint zealot u wanna get married
No
Yes
pretty sure luna is pissed
Disappointed
Only for @shrewd tendon
I already have a girlfriend and boyfriend sorry babe
damn man can i be like
I got a sister 😳
I hate turning down hot babes but I'm loyal
yes yoinky sploinky
it's ok
luna will come to their senses
Well I’m here Bc I’m not gay sooo uhh I’m not actually marrying hate😳
Not if I destroy all of them and live the rest of my life going insane without being able to distinguish anything ever again
How to get it?
Go to music locker in casino
Not gay? Cringe
Not gay? Nah I’m just normal bruh
What is this hate
What is love
smae
Normal more like boring
Told you girls aren't real
what are you
HA
monitor lizard
says the girl with fucking song lyrics in their bio
Yes
Lmao
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox anyone?
I don't care if that makes me a basic bitch I will put whatever the fuck I want in my bio
Can anyone tell me how to make good money I don't care about the grind as long as its not stupidly long
the lizard of the moniter?
@mint zealot wanna get married?
I hate being a girl who plays video games Bc everyone thinks I’m weird or gay or something not normal, but literally I am a normal, smart, athletic girl who happens to like playing video games😐
Smh I already said I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend
I'm gay
"not normal"
Dump them for me
proof
Biatch I don't even know you
i dont hve a moniter
Ouch ima kms
Gay is ok just not for me🤷♀️
how.
Whatchu mean?
Now you do
I respect straight people but I just don't agree with their way of life
thank you
Like I get it, you're straight, stop shoving it down my throat
Like my boy Obama once said
idk
If there's a hole, there's a goal
Fr I'd rather have a gay girl shoving it down my throat
what
Preach

If ur gonna constantly sell then yes, it’s the best mc business
Nah gay makes me cringe sometimes
Bc they shove it down ur throat
4 bars
Only thing being shoved down my throat is motor oil
So you don't love me ouch
prayers for monitor lizard, may they escape eternal suffering
As a person, but just not as a partner
why pray
i love it

Wow ima kms
In that case prayers you may find satisfaction and fulfillment for the rest of your life
wow, um, ur making too many suicide jokes
Bro I just came in here wanting to change my gender for my character Bc I get attacked being a girl character
Now I got ppl trynna marry me
Tbf I'm legit suicidal it's in my nature
Fr
then become unsuicidal
Just try not
in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Amen
If only you have no idea
whats faster pariah or vagnor
My mom's 2002 Toyota Camry
It does get better tho I promise, Ik it’s cliche but I’ve been there. At my lowest with NOBODY there, literally with a knife to my neck, but I overcame the pain and am living better and stronger than ever before. IT GETS BETTER
im suprised this message wasnt automatically deleted for having too many caps
:(
Honestly me to
:3
;_;
how much for it
Toyota
$3.50
1.50
1.51
Not trying to be a whiney bitch it's just who I am, my sadness has consumed me and it's become who I am, I don't necessarily fight it as much as I accept that ots something I have to suffer through
One nickel and you gotta hit that yoinky sploinky
Up that price I was in a 3 car accident on a highway and my 4Runner saved my life. It was totaled, but I wasn’t even touched
pariah or krieger?
I get it, u just have to keep living, as much as it sucks, there is nothing u can do, only deal with it in hopes one day it will get better
What I do, why I play games XD
cat
Kot
gato
yoinky sploinky
Games and music for me ever since I wasn’t allowed to play sports anymore. Sports were literally my life
what happened? if you dont mind
Hi
Gaming has always been my escape, to avoid the shitty side of the world in my free time
hello
When I was 13 I got really sick and have been sick ever since then, going on 5 years now, it sucks, but it’s my new life so I’m just living with it
omg are you the real sophia urista






