#🚔┃gta-discussion
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thats when you commit to stop taking those substances man
what good business today
Ouh ok
Take your schizophrenia meds
Coke lockup and bunker are good business
I got 5mil from 1 hour of trying casino

Or idk 3 hour
cayo
casino heist suck because of the preps
When i mean casino
it tooks long and many preps
I mean the slot machine
Make 1.5 - 1.7 mil in 45 minutes
Stop being lazy smh
every player hates casino
the contract
casino preps are obnoxious as hell
yes im doing it
why i gotta do everything twice
yes lol
your not the god here so shut up
in the words of travis scott
stop tryna be god
the preps are not as long as casino i finish it in 2 hours
Casino is fun to play but u can't replay Casino because of long prep
Why not
In real life?
why ton
Ye
Damn
what do you guys do for a living
cayo is the best rn but its kinda boring
like u feel like your in a simulation
Go to school
The contract pretty good now
finding prostitutes near california
isnt it basically legal there
Ye
Wait you can become a pimp in cali and they don’t do owt
many prostitutes in club here
what clubs? for science
Pull a matrix and shoot up a random building
The gta strip club
Night club here in LA
then lets go
eh i find it confusing so i just say the simulation provided us a lot of things lol
your treat?
Yes
Y’all never been tricked into going into the strip club at like 6 years old and it shows
Lol
Can you dodge bullets like neo in the matrix
boarding the plane rn rn
You have nerve damage
I can control my pee
Go to a doctor
Idk
Just as good as dodging bullets
Ye
Maybe im the main character in this world
Maybe yall are side character
if you like get burnt or spill a hot beverage on yourself does it hurt for you
Ofc
I mean we live in a simulation but like a matrix style one where everybody else is real people in the simulation
Red dead
We fucked then
Somehow like 90% of the characters die in the story
Stop consumimg weed
main character always dies
Wait is rdr2 the one where the guy dies of tuberculosis
No
He died of ligma
That was shite
well he can also die from a gunshot to the head
Lol
He also can die from ligma
i forgot the other 2 endings
😐
Is there a way to track how many heists you've completed?
ye
by counting them
Youre a side character
Nah
Why’s stfu you little cumstain banned in the overwatch text chat😭
Why u suddenyl have narcissistic thoughts?
I’m one of those characters who dies in the first scene of the movie to set the tone of the movie
Idkw eoehei
You consumed weed or something
Genshin cringepact xd
Stop injecting marihuanas
Yeah
No
Caly 100% consumed weed
Ur life
Also how you consuming weed
SF hhuiii
That makes it sound like you just eating some raw bud
Does not get you high and tastes like shit btw
Ik
Weed
Did you tho
No
Nah what you really wanna be doing is black tar heroin
when was the last time yall got a hug
Never😔
Oh God oh fuck
5 whole Marihuana
How you not dead yet
Eat urself
Autofellatio
i cant reach
Like ur dick
Like it’s 6:30 should I just skip the sleep at this point
No
Exactly what a person consuming weed would say
then why skip sleep
L ratio didnt ask genshin cringepact
Idk honestly
You're not even making sense
I’m probably gonna be banned in the morning for talking bout shit like edging and using a sock as a condom
Like i said, he consumed weed
its technically morning for you
Fuck I’m hungry
Nah
He suddenly said that he cant feel controlling his body
Right now
Hes high as fuck
I’ve not eaten anything for like 12 hours so I’m hungry as shit
nothin hurts anymore i feel kinda free
we still the kids we used to be
i put my hand on the stove
The ramblings of an insane man spiraling down towards complete and utter madness
to see if i still bleed
When I wake up I won’t have eaten for like 20 hours so I’ll be hungry as fuck
you should eat dog
Motherfucker just eat
Nah it’s too late now
nah chief
Motherfucker just eat
Stand up, open the fridge and eat whatever your find
do some grilled cheese
I pressed too hard on my toastie maker and it snapped off
I’m so sad
I mean if he's cute then sure 😏
do some porriage
Its a she actually
Nah I have so much food just gonna get beaten up if I go get it
Like I have cheese, crackers, sandwiches, crisps, chocolate, cereal, chips, pizza but like I just can’t eat it😭
EAT
I’m fat I’ll survive init
If you fucking starve to death then don't say we didn't tell you to eat
Night guys
:(
Shush felix
he wont really be saying... a whole lot
Nah I’m fat as shit I’m not exactly gonna starve to death
thats not how that works
cya
How do I get higher levels fast
K I L L
by not catfishing
He purposely get hurt so people would look after him
Find action figures maybe
hi guys
Hi
hey man
Hi
hru
Bad
Oh damn
What happened to the psn lfg channels?
Have you tried looking at fat Pikachu
I did
Gone, reduced to atoms
Some guy named danielliv said he was going to get me money but never did
How can you trust a stranger?
idk tbh
Gg ez
This is why parents told us to never trust strangers
@wintry heron my name is deez
You right
But i reckon your parents didnt told you about trusting strangers
Maybe
Idk honestly
But you learnt your leason now boah
Mever trust strangest with daniel in the name
@wintry heron
@compact raft
Got em

Lmao
When do the nightclub discounts end
Now
anyone wanna do casino
Oh god
How can people not know lfg channel exist
They know but they pretend they don't & spamm same msg in every channel
Typical
i keep getting art for the casino heist
Hacks
I have 2 questions
Go ahead
hi babes
- Can I sell my moon pool sparrow
- Can I do the diamond casino hiest solo
No and no
Gg ez
Aww man
- No
- No
So we back in the mine
yesterday was so cruel
What happened
some guy was paying me 20% in the cayo heist and didnt know anything so I had to do everything then at the end rockstar glitched and disconnected me
😭
You got crashed or kicked by modder?
😂
Thats a normal gta online day
I lost 3.3m in casino heist
Cause of loading screens
No u
This games servers are honestly the worst
Yes
They don’t even try making I better
My friends in-game but it keeps saying he's offline on my end. Anyone know what the issue is?
His internet isn't all that good, could that be it?
He unfriended you
Or maybe he literally deleted his account
That reminds me of my friend who went missing all of sudden
His discord account dont exist anymore nor his gta account
He switched dimensions
Maybe
If you got the money to waste on it sure
If so then yes
You can try messing around
whats the point then

cargobob struggles picking up trucks
I cant even make a helicoper land properky
i've tried it
Uh
It mostly start smoking
ur trash
Shut u newbie
Skill issues
Okay then not buying
Seriously how tf can u not land a heli properly
Shd i buy deity or champion first?
Restart ur game , this happened to me before i restarted my game 2 times then it was fixed
i can land a helicopter properly
It mostly get stuck in pole
Champion lol
😐😐😐
Oki thanks
😐😐😐
ur ass
And ur pussy

I am hella shitty in landing the heli on the schlongberg sachs center
says the guy that cant land a helicopter
Says a guy who dont even own one

Uh
I buy solely to get coloured headlights
What's the use of it
Nothing
Ya arena war vehicles are fun
For funn sure
Yes the vehicle fun
But seriously if youre expecting to get money out of it… No
So i can't buy the vehicle without buying the workshop?
Wait it can make u money?
I thought its just for fun
just got gta 5 online, what’s a good starting car? i cant seem to find a fast and affordable car for missions
No
Gn guys, can you take all the gold in the casino heist mission with two players?
Buy bati
Its not a car
But a fast bike
Only 15k
What a steal
armored kurma
ok thanks man
There is a free car idk its name but its good too
No
He said he is new wtf
Duke o death
How he eill get 500k
buy a armored kuruma when u get 500k
it's not that hard
heard abt that one too but it’s about 500k right
yes
Its free actually
Isnt it for starter pack?
No
U can buy them but to upgrade them u need arena war workshop
But hes a new player
oh the elegy ok
Not a returning player
I said free one
yea it’s not free
So he wont get it for free
Gn guys, can you take all the gold in the casino heist mission with two players?
You wont even know you travelled form LS to paleto bay within minutes
U can do time travel mission with it
depends on the vault layout, difficulty and hacker
Ez money
Aha thanks
with gold?
yes
I didn't know I always left C
Time trial you mean?
Yeah thats what it called xD
wait anyone would recommend to join ign crew ?
No
I forgot the crews are a thing
Same
Dont
No
Nope
I left my old crew yesterday it was garbage
Ya for crew color's , gta doesn't give all color's so u set any color u want on crew & get it on any vehicle u like , u can also get crew color t-shirt

There are way better cloths out there
Ya they are
heard we getting that dlc in 12 weeks updated version for ps5
i still hate the fact there will be no new dlc's for ps4
Sed life for ps4
More sed life for ppl who still have ps3 they cant even play anymore
Ig it just had too many hackers in it
Are server down?
I still play ps3
Guys let me become a virgin for 10 seconds
i think i have to buy a ps5 now lol cause modders are there on pc
Played gta 4 there
Wtf
no
Skill issue
Wdym
We won’t get new dlcs on pa4
Hell nah
Im gonna buy the 5 on may
But i need to make the payment in february
And rn i only have 250 dollars
I need to double the amount
Or i will buy xbox
But i will need to start over
Which i hate
And i will lose my cmm and my cars
And my money
@steel pecan u are a fn kid
Everytime i see u online on discord u playing fn
Even though I was late asf I was lucky enough to be last person inline at GameStop to get a ps5 on thanksgiving
2020 or this year
This year
Well my salaries in my country is impossible to buy ps5 in 1 month cuz i will starve to death
My mom salary is 700 dollars
So if i request her 250 we will die
From starvation
Ig
I need to buy ps5 as fast as possible
Yeah
a month?
very low 😔
In my country
hope you do better
Cause they know if they give ps4 dlc still it’s less people getting the updated version of gta 5 on ps5
70 pounds is 100 dollars
So they tryna get everybody to be on ps5
@wintry heron you can do side work to save up for your own stuff
The problem is in my country i can’t get a job
Cuz im 15
what country are you in
the ps5 is damn expensive in my country u have to get it imported no ps5 in sony stores here in my country buy from a third party dealer or get it imported
🇬🇷
If u don’t guess what country is u are american
Anyone wanna be my gta girlfriend
And terrible in geography
i aint no american
A lil help olympics and the 1st medicine was created here
And Alexander the great and Hypocrates were from this country
Did u guess it
Very easy right
yesh
Looking for someone who is able to give me 40%/50%/85% of Cayo Perico Heist. I am trying to earn money, so please help! Experienced player.
Lemme enter virgin mode
greece?
Say that to the judge
Ugf always gets me

Lmao

So if i get warned rn my acc will be banned
I have 7 points
Pls


Not joking
💀
Well okay


Nou
Nou
Should I get the cheapest nightclub and then buy a terrobyte so I can upgrade my oppressor?
What is happening?
YesU
Buy penthouse
More worth it
I have one
Breh
Or document forgery
Buy document forgery
Get a good nightclub imo
Buy mk1 u don’t need depressor mk2
The cheapest one is ass I did that same mistake
And nightclub is easy money
Nightclub are on sale go for most expensive one
I bought vespucci for free
Yea
Yay
Damn
Twitch prime
What’s the differences between nightclubs?
On fire
Cheapest 1 are hard to sell
Nice pfp @wintry heron
Expensive 1 are easy to sell
I have in vinewood
Thank u
yeah but I don’t know how to sell stuff
I have paleto bay nightclub
Higher priced nightclubs have better locations than the cheaper ones
Just assign techs and go to sell
Tgg guide exist
When they're full
Go check nightclub guide
Wut
I have the most expensive nightclub paleto bay
Mainly the location I would suggest go for something on vinewood
Ya 
I have most expensive nightclib with all upgrade idk why
How much is that?
Paleto bay loc is better
Trust me
Xd same here
Source trust me bro
They are on sale this week
Eh just look it up don't remember
Hmm
They good for me idk about dumb ppl
Yeah I know the cheapest one is like 600k that’s why
In contract they released paleto bay nightclub
The best nightclub
On gtao
I bought everything as per "expensive = logic" which is really not the way in gta
I can help u make money but dont go for cheapest u will regreat
Its 1.6m
time to sell my nightclub ?
I have around 1.7 million I don’t know what to do with it
On sell it shd be like a mil
I have Cayo setups but it’s so hard for me
Buy it it’s worth it it’s 5 million with no upgrades
Wut

Like not hard
Djeixnrhe
Not hard.
I have everything in gta 5 now what
But since it’s my first time
Same here , bought expensive autoshop & it's location is bad 
did they release any new buildings for businesses
Reset
And fully upgraded it’s 12 mill
I don’t know to drive thr sparrow much
Gta 5 online
I would help u but u on ps
Agency ?
Yeah
Tgg vid again lol
expensive but I guess it is what it is
Yeah arcade in elysian island
Go check cayo perico guild xD
And a bunker in maze bank
Needs a grabber casino
bs
I would but he cuts lots of the parts
Cheap where can i buy?
Or are u sayong about normal nightclub?
U know there are lfg channels?
App
From ur phone
In game phone or irl xD
Game
He did it on live stream too
See girnd before new dlc live stream then
Missile barrage or homing missiles on Akula?
Missiles of kuruma
Are u talking about normal nightclub?
Do u suggest I do the heist alone when I’m done with setups or do them with a guy?
A lot better
Do it with a guy*
The nightclub in paleto bay
Depends on loot spawn
?
Best loc
Is it good?
Kuruma has missiles
Like i dont really use nightclub sp idk
no
No?
12 mill totally worth it sales finish in 1 min
Jk man
Jk
I know that kuruma doesn’t have missiles
Cuz look at my roles
Im not a new player
Who knows
I started 2020
Karuma goes boom in 1 hit
2017
Nice
so missile barrage or homing?
Homing best
Not a big fan of barrage
I never really used barrage
In act 3 finale use khanjali
Ok
Same besides act 3 setup
I did doomsday with my friend but he did it in wrong way so i n thinking to do it again but in row
So I don’t get the cheap night club terro then upgrade oppressor?
I bought most expensive one when it wasnt even on sale and now its on sale so u should buy good one
What do nightclubs do?
Its just like bunker and mc warehouse but they just dont need to resupply
U just heir a technician to re supply it for you
There’s 2 vine wood ones for 1 mil
Again search nightclub guide tgg
Worth it?
But you can't kill ground targets with homing, so I prefer missile barrage
Do as u wish
I don’t.
@wintry heron i will say watch tgg vid once before buying cuz u will not need all upgrade but still need some
Then not much
Bunker?
Nope
ok so I won’t buy one
I recommend buying mc businesses for nightclub
Bunker is better tbh
Or maybe cocain lockup
Yeah that too
Or create warehouse
Best way to grind rp
I have all businesses
Fuck this snow man
Kind of
That helped me reach lvl400
Have 4
Damn i m still 81
Creates?
Warehouse he means ig
U can own uptop 5 right?
Ah
Yh
Ye
I have 1
Looking for someone who is able to give me 40%/50%/85% of Cayo Perico Heist. I am trying to earn money, so please help! Experienced player.
Wait that reminds me i should buy last technician if nightclun is on sale xD
please 😔
best way to make money gta 5?!
Lmao
It’s boring but the payment is sweet but it’s the heist i hate the most cuz it ruined the game and made it easy i know casino made it easy too but not as much as cayo
I call cayo perico gayo lesbico
Other then that
Its better gayo lesbico
yea
Casino heist
Go touch grass
And after casino
Hey weren't you asking the same thing the other day smh
anyone else gets only cash and paintings sometimes?
It's called RNG
whos rich in roblox
whats that
Yea esp
Wsp
How you been
Random Number Generation
I need pets
Which means all of the loot spawns are randomized
yea but its annoying af
What’s after casino heist
Leading to sometimes only getting certain items
I'll tell you if you eat my ass
Ew French
but you get money
JOBS
+OK
Dumskalle
Other then that
Din jävla idiot, jag ska bita dina knän av dig hora
Huh
Does anyone know how I can get the default wheels on my galivanter baller st on my other suvs?
I have 4 large about to fill em all
Shd i make changes
60 percent full hehe
So shd i get large
Lmao there's a dude with a jet dog fighting 4 mk 2 here
Lmfaoo
So no to warwhouse
Big no if you ain’t gon’ use em
Yeah
Wish I could give cars lowkey
All my garages filled up with supers but I only use like 2-3
And vehicle warewhouse?
And only suvs
Wdym?
I have la mesa vehicle warehouse
Same filled up but I can’t be bothered to sell
Made soo much from nightclub already ngl
So it's good?
I made so much from cayo
But im getting bored now
So i need new business to make moni
Ahh I got tequila 💀
Source more vehicles
Played for abt 3 years tbfh
So u can only buy 1 vehicle warehouse?
Yep
Aha
How do you still play on PC with all these moddders
Annoying tbh
Got better switch lobbies when I see a griefing modder
find new session
But honestly I’ve not seen a modder thats griefed me in a while
And when I mean in a while I mean like 4 months
Such a pain when they kick u out during a sell mission
And I’ve played alot lately
Same

ngl i get more pissed about the weird rockstar connection issues than modders
Lol
I rarely get kicked since I stay in my lane
I once landed in cayo got onto the tower opened the app and got connection error
Met some tryhard modder the other day told him turn off your godmode turns it off ends up dying 22 times to me
Kicks me after
😂
Yikes
Killed me 7 times before that and my K/D was weeping
I once won like 3-4 hand fights with a random later he shot me with a gun
Props to him for not kicking me mid fight and for turning off his godmode
Lmfaoo trusting randoms
Nah I don’t think I’d ever trust wm
Ik
I’m literally in my car right now outside doing nothing and no one’s mad an attempt to kill me
Should I get a vehicle warehouse?or save for the new dlc car the Pegassi or something or buy the buffalo?
Save for the new car
If you gonna do em
Vehicle warehouse kinda shite
I bought ignus, buffallo
The ignus is sick tbfh
Ok
Like really sick
I got 1.8mill
Yeahh
Im
It's 2.7 mill ahhh
I need to buy the champion and deity
Sure 1 min
Okk
Need to grab my headphones
guys why my gta says that files required to play gta online could not be downloaded from the rockstar game services?
Guys
For Cayo
Setups
Do I have to do all the approaches and stuff?
Or 1 each is enough?
Ugh I'm bored 😭
Test
Test ur internet
In settings-network-test internet connection
so all approaches and 1 drainage tunnel?
Anyone Cayo perico heist?
Use the lfg channels
Okk
i just played prison break with randoms and we got failed on the parachute jump at the end
because he didnt know how to open it
And that's why you don't play with randoms
When you finish your heist and then you get that saving failed pop-up
its all fine
Bro
Nobody does apt heists
My 1.2m and my time
Same thing happened to me 8months ago
Switch between outfits, that usually forces the game to save
Got wasted
😭

Ahh no one Cayo perico
Ok vro
Well try to get into gtao again
Use the lfg channels
That heist is painful to do with randoms
Lfg ?
I once joined some random guy prison break and we did it in 1st try
i've tried like 6 times
Same thing happened to me 8months ago
:/ i wish
I don't have qsatka
hoping for a modder in my lobby at this point
the thing is i dont even need to do apartment heists i just want to be able to do pac standard for fun
Same just happened to me rn
I don't do heist normally
Shd i buy cargobob for the vehicle warehouse?
U can buy & upgrade these 3 with 6m something
Now I have 101 reasons why I want to buy the depressor mknoob
are the servers down? it always says error joining gtao?
They are no different to animals sent to the slaughter
Buy it then 
Yes

Looking for someone who is able to give me 40%/50%/85% of Cayo Perico Heist. I am trying to earn money, so please help! Experienced player.


@echo light this is u


