#🚔┃gta-discussion
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How can u counter mk2
just go into hover mode
Good point
@wintry heron mk2 will take too long to kill it and it can go 360° around
By flying
ive killed jets with it
You can tank the missiles
ive destroyed a laser but he wasnt very good
Nothing can counter that shit besides explosive rounds
It does
Noobs are noobs
Im professional on the field of griefing
And pvp
yea nothing counters a good lazer but those people are few and far between
congrats bro im so proud
They have to go multiple times on the avenger which makes them vulnerable
With my lvl 130 acc with a kd of 25.76
caring about kd in a game where you can kill passifists
lol
Most of it was done before cockstar removed passive glitch
Nobody cares about K/D
And i was immortal
Considering yourself "nobody" makes you seem sus
Last time i had fun on gta was on thursday snowball fight
After 1 whole year
i like sniper dueling, only pvp i like in gtao
dogfights take too long but are alr
Broken is a word. K/D in gta online is the definition
is the auto shop worth it?
yeah
Must buy ? NO. Nice thing to own ? Yea
I like when i kill ppl on ground with mk1 using joker4life tactics
do u make any decent money from it?
No
@drowsy zinc yeah
It’s aight
Decent. Yea. Only decent. Not great
Using alts lol
maybe do union depository if its on the board
Buy it after businesses.
agency is better bc of payphone hits
I like prison 1
Brings back memories
yeah but UD pays best
I know
prison one is alr
i like the one where you rob like 10 fleeca banks
Yeah. Franklin's assasinations ... good old times
Why ?
Doing casino sns from helipad entrance is so fun
I always go like that on sns
@azure mica just git gud
Just very fun
I want to go Tokyo Drift and unlock all car parts
And prison break for 1st time on 2018
It's too hit and miss joining servers
do the payphone jobs pay better than the security contracts?
F the online bro. Single player brings back the best memories
85k for like 5min
dang
but with a 20minute cooldown...
Cooldown . Consider that
Hanging with my homies outside slapping 🍑 and playing gta and fn plus doing random shit in school watching world cup and betting who is gonna win
Wow
It’s been 4 years
where do i find payphones i dont see them on the map
Buy the agency
i did
1st
It’s 1 near the cheapest agency
1 in la mesa
i already got the call saying payphone jobs are available
Play a few contracts
Who is ur favourite year
Idk really
2016 maybe
When I first played the game
Lmaooo
16
jokes on you im 79
And I am the stupidest to believe
I was originally born 2000 years ago
Im 80
This body is only 3 months old tho
2021 years. Today is your birthday
That sounds like some real 14 year old shit
So u were christ apostle
Nah
Christ follower
Was around in bc
weenis
Born during romes construction
How u were birn in 1 ad
Real kiddy business. I'm 14 and this is deep
Octavian era
He still failed conquering Germany
I’m not gonna lie humanity is actually the most calm it’s ever been right now
And Germanic troops played guerrila type of fight and they still lost in open field
I use to see towns set woman on fire
Jordan Peterson ish
Just cause they did a coin trick
This proves rome military reforms were shit
Napoleon Alexander and Caesar are the best generals of all time
Special mention Khalid ibn al Walid considered by muslims sword of Allah
Imagine living in england in 864 ad in north
Anyone in solo public lobby? on pc
U would have been enslaved or killed
Interesting
By vikings
What if U were the vikings
All i did for half a century was learn to clone
When i got that down i stock piled them all
Lmao
Lmao
Ide probably hate being a Viking
Boring life being vikings
Wake up, eat, fight, eat, fight, sleep
And when u were young u could have had sex easily if u are a noble u will marry a beatiful wife
Have everything u want
For the time
Well everything there was boring no phones, no games and no lingerie’s for the hotties
In scandinavia mostly sweden norway and denmark female population was 20 percent and females were shared
In bed
Most fathers left baby girls in the woods for animals to eat them
That happens in china if im not mistaken
Don’t think so
Its rare but it does
They wanted biys cuz they are 15 they can go and raid
Vikings lived from their raids
Thats boring
And it was very hard producing food cuz it’s cold in there
In those times it was fun
Imagine u cant do anything else than have sex and fight
U can larty
Party
First month would be a banger but easily get tired of it
Having sex isn’t boring tho
If u do it every second of every day of every week then it does get boring
Fun fact my country has the highest sex activity in the world cuz we invented sex
Olympics maths democracy
And many more things
What country
We had 1 of the best generals in the world having an empire across most of the known world
Greece
Also imagine the first people having sex
Boy goes “hey lemme put my wood in your hole” girl goes “yeah sure why not”
That shit is hard this times
But if u give a girl to much to drink
U may have a chance
Lmao
My friend lost his in a bachelorette party
His pp?
That girl was high as fuck
Vurginity
Virginity
The girls in these times only care abt ur monsy
Money
And being cool like smoking doing drugs or drinking
What a shame
Nightclubs are on sale btw
Can anyone help with prison break setups
Nightclub discount are also for improvement?
will r* ever fix the fucking bug on diamond casino where you just get cucked and it kicks you out of the heist after leaving vault and you just get stuck in mantrap
AAAAAAAAA
Dm me if you want to do the kosatka heist
Can anyone help me earn fast money on GTA 5, I play on Xbox One and is new looking to make friends if your willing to help dm me thank you.
Does anyone want to do the Pacific standard heist
did anybody else go from 500k to 2.8k after completing the contract?
What contract
I didnt
i got like 100,000 after each individual one and then 1.7m after the final one
Hey anybody able to help with prison set ups and heist
What’s the Christmas Day free item for this year?
The baller (car at legendary Motorsport)
😌

😳
do you need 2 players for the Franklin and Lamar mission
i think so
cuz u need one person to be lamar, the other franklin lol
hi, how do I get to the hunter remix adversary mode
it's not on my rockstar created job list for some reason
Explain to @wintry heron that a 0rb is 750k for manual
the contract
@wintry heron if you want to use orbital canon manually it costs 750K GTA dollars
automatic is 750k and manual is 500k
nice misclick
does the mk2 come with missiles
no you have to upgrade it in terrabyte
how much it cost doe

Oxygen
who wanna do og heist
you get one free when you buy one but you can buy 2 others
bro
Exit code 0xc0000005 indicates a fatal game exit (reason: STATUS_ACCESS_VIOLATION)
fucking tried every single thing to get it working and nothing will
so sad right now
you get the free one when you buy the night club and get the other 2 on
warstock
Ok
np
Typo
@wintry heron how much is the nft in your pfp
I’m interested in bidding on it if possible
7 dabloons
70k?
who wanna do all og heist


can someone come grief me pls
Men of gta what vehicle did you buy that when you finished upgrading gave you a boner
ur mom
U need your eyes checked Lol
I mean she is big enough to be a vehicle tbh
Your talking if I remember correctly last I banged your mom she was big enough to cover California
I said nothing about banging your mom
Sorry I go overboard sometimes when I get excited about verbal battles
lol
Minecaft how you can jump off a building and be able to walk
Agreed mine is how if you unload 200 bullets into an npc in gta they’ll be standing without a scratch
3 slaves and 29 pirate dabloons
Do you own it?
No lol its from good the fuck I ain't buying a nft this does look cool neck look like Damascus
Probably cost 76k some sum like that
Mah man
does anyone know why on console when you complete a casino heist prep it gives you the wrong thing you were prepping, for example when doing vehicles it gives you the mini’s when u were doing sentinel classics? much appreciated if anyone could explain
anyone able help me getting money on my new account on pc?
ive been previously on xbox
how do I spawn in my terrabyte and oppersor mk2 at the same time?
Put mk2 at a different storage
think I finally found a solution
I had to delete certain folders in the app data and program files and then reinstall gta
imagine being sad over gta
I spent my whole day trying to get it to work
every solution didnt work
its now 00:38 and I got it working
imagine talking in a channel specifically about gta and using the word imagine
Does the gold glitch still work
imagine even thinking about gta
Imagine imagining
No glitching pal
Oh mb
there's been conversations related to stuff completely off topic

I remember some conversations in here are about people on twitter lmao
Like couple month ago
lmao
Where's the meme channel?
Aren't u supposed to be dead
NAHHHH
reddit/r/gtaonline/comments/lsh5p9/gta_online_crashes_0xc0000005_fatal_game_exit/gqujt70/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
If anyone else gets the crashing issue this is what helped me after literally trying everything else for hours.
reddit 😳😳
Watch till rockstar add a new dlc called "The Movie" about Michael 8 years later
lol
Lmaoo 8 years later
And a dlc where u play as Pavel on the past
Pavel meets Niko from gta 4
Lmao
niko is dead ||i think||
He even tell roman the navy wine
Nah Lester talks about him in GTA V
Well it's on the year 2013
Either Roman or Kate dies I think
Kate die is the canon one i think
Since the easter egg where niko and roman talk on life invader
Oh that’s neat
U can find it on Jimmy's laptop if im not wrong
No
That’s nice attention to detail tbh
Electron 
yea but he says he "went dark" or something like that
Prolly retired being a criminal
what upgrade do i need to spawn my oppresor in my terrorbyte
the vehicle part
?
the specialized workshop
ok, just got it how do i spawn it in now
what
services -> terrorbyte -> request oppressor
thanks
Is the Mk2 carbine rifle good
No

I use it oftenly
What the lf1 or lf3 thig mean?
Looking for (player amount)
Guys help i want to rank up fast and i dont know what to do
Out of the two new super cars which do you think is better
Isn't there only 1 new super car?
I’m on about the one that got recently released and the new lambo
Both from the new update
Oh i thought the recent update this week
Wut
Find a modder tons of those on pc
Yes very
not enough testing has been done because of the snow (usually broughy1322 does accurate and reliable top speed/lap time tests), for now tho early testing suggests the ignus has the slightest edge in lap time, acceleration, and handling
its not bad, advanced rifle's still the best one out there overall, followed closely by the new heavy rifle
play the double/triple rp missions
they take a lot of time
Thanks for that
How do i roast a level 1287
try the one crate method then, tbh all quick gain rp methods take time, its just that one's faster than the other
Honestly I leveled up a lot just by doing Cayo perico
Looking cute tho
I gained around 50-60 levels
I'm a low level rip me
its not a one crate anymore and there is a cooldown that they remove the lapotop after delivering the crate
Level 133
How do i roast a level 1287
I don’t really think you can
i was 220 on ps but on pc now im 62
huh wasnt aware of this, ah well then just go on yt and look it up
You can tell them to touch grass
oh ok
I was about to say the same thing lmao
thats good
lmao
For the Casino heist I picked a sentinel classic but when I delivered both of them they gave me a different vehicle
Nah I'm banning you stop flexing
Dw i got the same glitch
Got the same glitch.
Because I don’t want to restart because I done all the setups already
It doesn't affect me for the heist, but it's just annoying
whats the fastest car now? no boost just based on speed
Dilettante
Yes but not as fast as dilettante
Can anybody help me get money I’m level 4
gonna have to check pc lfgs
anyone wnanan play gta 5 online prison break pls im alone
plssss
eat them
Deez Nutz
how tf do you deal with buzzards in vehicle steal missions
just had to pay 6k because of these actual nublords
Sources say that if you bought shark card you'll have higher chances of winning bet at casino
Is that true
If its true its a dick move by R*
honestly i think it might be false but i feel like thats something r* would do tbh
Just drive dont stop
get out and take it out or maybe use your mk2
More buzzards would spawn, bad idea
they spawn for like 2-4 waves
Not sure in new update when i did like year ago it was spawning endlessly
Lol it is possible
Rockstar is sneaky. LOVES taking money from kids
Guys what heist is rlly worth it besides cayo I already got it and am bored of it
Is doomsday hard?
cayo
Already got it
I dont wanna do cayo
casino takes too long bc preps
doomsday is so fucking long
and the pay is mediocre
Fuck
doomsday is tedious
Nvm then
could anyone help with silent and sneaky casino
and difficult at times
Go to lfg casino
check lfgs
Yo
Yo
Mery shitmas

merey joemas
Same
Yea aint Christian lol
Lol
wut
Wut
Ye prolly this until next GTA Online update called The Balkans where we see Niko return to get killed by Trevor like the other GTA IV protagonist was
@lunar flame
Shut
Sori
meant to reply
babe
BABE
@lunar flame hllo again sexi
Silencer I will literally stick one of you up your-
hi 
Sorry

DO IT
i am sexi
bye
Oh? 
Very
Poopy fast
in need of free stuff
PS4 has Overwatch Free Trial right now
how would u like to pay for my disney plus subscription 
If you haven’t played
I don’t have one myself but I can do you one better
It’s called
Watchseries

Or hurawatch
like the yt channel?
Lmfao
Or series 6
Nah website
I like your style 💀
oh naw

i have on tv
Eli isn’t a pirate
yes
Ohh I see

but if he keeps spending his checks on
lol
drug addiction
Cod skins?
he will be
aYo
Damn that took a turn
u don't support drug?
Nein
im srry 

I don’t support addiction
Cuz I want people to live happy lives 
Yes
Wau
Okay then I support drugs let’s do cocaine
Juice wrld
Lmao pls don’t
He I think he did more than just pop em
W
He chugged the whole fuckin pack
they were laced
most his drugs were i think
I thought he literally just took a bunch
well yes but
Percs right?
here hold on
is that even possible
No
I think he means like on purpose to give a kick
Any of y'all listin to kid cudi?
i like $not
Oh
mainly his tragedy album
Who else
Me and my homies use good sport rewards for all our money we get 2 mil per day 😤
griefing >
per day?
How
when you make a joke that's how
Same
should look up 1nonly
:0
ive heard his songs
never bothered to look up his stuff
ty 
u r awesome
can anyone help grind $$$ wit me i just got gta on pc
Shut up
Is it possible to sell ramp buggy or invade and presuade
Bruh
Lmfao sorry
I need a answer now man
My associates are gonna leave me
Stfu
No
We having a high iq convo there
Im gonna eat you
🖕🖕
Seks Yea for sure 💀
😐😐😐😐
is replay glitch patched cause its not working

Wut
Should I get an agency or the submarine
Idk what makes more money? Contracts or cayo?
Cayo
Alright thank you
Yw
I now have 768$ in GTA
You'll make it back soon
I can
What your user name
Daniel-5532247
Rip vehicle flex chat
Shut down
It got deleted
We argued too much man
Its to long you add me user Solvera124
Lemme finish my mission rq
Ok
Do you have a mic
Ye I don't want to use it tho
So my mini map is glitched out on gta, and it isn’t showing up, anyway to fix???
Glitching isn’t allowed in this server so don’t bother asking
Oop

leave and join back 
I’m trying that, gon restart the game, I was doing Cayo and it’s extremely hard without a minimap
The restart didn’t help 🥲🥲🥲
Restart your Xbox
Lmao
Why can't I see vehicle flex chat
Taken down
Thought i was banned
Is anyones server working mine isnt
i quit the game and load it back so many times still not working
i tried to restart evryting still not working
Reset your router
already 3 times not working
Then just play another game and try later

already i watch yt on how to fix it
Well there's really not much we can do to help
Ps4 dead as hell
I will have nightmares now
Poggies
It was deleted because there was a console wars
Because people suck
People were fighting in Xbox cayo earlier, everyone fights for no reason… like they were yelling about being a scammer, well don’t the replay glitch, and you won’t get scammed.
I don't know why you're surprised when this game has one of the most toxic communities lmao
(which is a shitty thing)
it’s more or less dumb scamming since u don’t get a reliable partner and the other dude just loses 8 minutes
Right
its not just the replay glitch
also b2b
u could’ve left with more than 20 mill in 2 hours than just waiting around for a new person only getting abt 7 million in an hour
Shit why do i always spawn in a lobby where its has 12 mk2 kids
Bad sport?
Sounds like you are playing gta online
should i protect level 10's or no
cause i feel bad for them
but i cant fight 12 oppresor kids
but ill try
So in my cayo, I have 2 weed and a painting do I take the painting and 1 weed or both weed and no painting what will give me more money?
both and dont take cash its shit
weed and painting is good
GOSH those 12 oppresor kids called theyre whole gang now theres 16 of them
im hiding in my apartment rn im scared
What about the 2 cokes
There’s no coke sadly
:(
What can i do when theres 16 oppresor kids in my lobby and im hiding in my apartment
i cant fight all of them
Find new lobby
which vehicle cargo warehouse location is good?
Cheapest
The Podium Vehicle Changes every week ?
the most expensive one
3Mil
Yes
Ok
if u want it go for it
I have savage akula hydra lazer
Yes
Cool
you bought loke
Starling or b11
111 cars
Only classic and sports
And some muscle
And some from bennys
Dam
Depends
I saw my money go all away in 1 week
Dogfight
b11
Personaly i like starling
but starling also good
The starling is a fighter bomber and it is very effective in the air in the right hands, however it's ground attack capabilities are limited to bombs and the regular missiles
The B-11 is an excellent multipurpose attack plane that is good at attacking the ground and dogfighting, however it is very slow when below a certain height
Is 500 mill overall earned for a lvl 300
I have earned overall 502 mill
On my lvl 300 acc
I have grinded casino more than i should
And b2b bogdan
starling is super hard to get used to
I love it tho
Yeah
just get ready to be shot down on merge 70% of the time
will anyone ply gta 5 online with me?
Im not good with the cannons in dogfight but im very good on ground targets
Fun fact: the real life version of the starling commonly killed pilots and technicians due to the unstable fuel mix
Lol
whats the starling irl?
is it the komet
was it discontinued?
Obviously
why
huh always thought it was a soviet plane
its an interceptor plane
It was never used to bomb London, it was mainly an interceptor aircraft
Oops sorry
Because it was an experimental plane that caused a lot of troubles and killed pilots and technicians
My bad
rip
also because germany lost the war a few years later
Im gay
u r sus
N u are gay
no
Fair enought
Is akula worth to buy
its basically a free infinite ghost
Interesting
yes 0.00001% worth of my money
100% if you have a source of income
ok

obama obama
Who beated the germans english and french americans no red army
For the motherland
respect
ok \
ok
what’s so appealing abt modded vehicles?
Delete this message
😡
It'll get you warned
I like the wheels
Not F1
White wheels
They are cool
does anyone know the easiest and fastest way to earn money in gta
it can be like a business or bounties but anything but heists
i cant believe the toxicity in gta
bro some servers just blow me and my mate's cars for no reason its legit something else
yeah GTA lobbies are just stuffed up
I be tryna ride around los santos and some dude comes outta no where with his oppressor and blows me up
Whats the fastest car currently
Pariah
But for races krieger
Or emerus
Pariah 1.4
Hey can anyone help me 5m dollars to buy terrobite and oppresor?
Here
Use the lfg channels please
Oh k sry i just stared gta5 and i just joined this server sry
Congrats
Whats a cool looking car
The Molotok
Warstock
Ok
Too expensive
then get money
most expensive ond
What’s the best way to make money rn
How much it give
1.5 million on average if you do it solo
Depends
oh yh
casino is good but it takes longer to setup
How much is setups for perico
5 setups
about 2mil to buy the sub
I guess vip missions or the double/triple money modes
I'd second this.
aren't vip missions at 1.5 x atm
that means you make 1.5x more than normal
so instead of $20k, you make $30k
what do you think!??!
oh didn't know they were 1.5x
WWW
ah
oh.
I still haven't bothered to buy an agency yet
Buy a sharkcard
I have $324 million
Sharkcard
sub
submarine
seriously just grind insanity until you can buy the kosatka
Submarine?
then just grind kosatka like madness
Yes
What’s submarine
Kosatka. Yes
What’s the
lol
Kostaka
THR
SUBMARINE
Look Capitan - just look it up on warstock
the big pp submarine
but why do I need a submarine
For cayo
because you can do the cayo perico heist
Because fuck you that's why
Sorry that was mean, I am now a better person and I've learned from my mistakes
whats the potential take for cayo?
the $0 card
if you master the CPH preps, it'll take you 40-45 min then another 10-15 min for the actual heist. That means with elite, etc. you can make around 1.2 - 1.5 million
@mint zealot what gift card should I bruh
Because I have 200k
And I want to become rich
NONE
Stop giving those fucks at Rockstar your money
I'm retired from CPH now. At $324 mill, I'm pretty good
yeah but he's on PS meaning no modders
just griefers
so might be worth it
Nightclub
What’s the best way to make money then
👍
I bought that yesterday
ah disagree. Agency with the $20k per game day is better than NC



