#🚔┃gta-discussion
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nah man he said he was gettin that premuim box of headlice
i have a chance
i mean if i can suck your big toe there all yours
did the only real mod just resign?
deactive
all of staff are deactive except me
i dont use discord often
welp april and chetan are on but are doing nothing
oh wait there active agqin
huuh
i mean i like traps and all but what
When did they make you able to stack armor
idk
are they a baddie
sure😪
i just broke them
no haha
ur like
already picked
do i have a chwance
don't need a chance when ur #1
i have 3 fortnite kills
i have 4 solo wins noobie
cry stupid defult

i got 7 crowned wins
Lmao a level 284 trying to blow up my nightshark with a jet
lol
the nightshark is fore
was going tests on my friends cause he wanted to see it
it took all of my opressor missles and didn't blow up
yes
Is it just me or am I getting kick every time I join gta online?
You got banned
what did you do
He said the n word
no it keeps saying xbox live unavailable
You got banned from Xbox bro
I did nothing wrong
who you be callin a ni
no one
I can join for like 30 seconds
You got banned smh
no
yes
I think I just got kicked
I’m playing rn
I'm calling Xbox to tell them you're evading a ban
I’m fine
Imma sell it for the faggio sport
Or whatever its called
Its the mod
I want alot of mirrors
What’s good I need ps4 friends my name is mythical_oval6
Oppresor kids are just annoying
oh it’s a modded
irl they trying to get attention
He has aimbot
"ok"
I have a question
Я могу устроить тебе ограбление, но ты должен помочь
I will love to rob 🙂
When my sister did don't fk with Dre she made 1 million, when I did it, I made1.5 million can someone tell me why?
because Dre is misogynistic
Big words I don't know
because of the update
2x money on vip contracts
Bcuz gorls ar gross
I have 1 mil what should I spend it on?
Get 1.2 mil and buy nightshark
That would be 2 million tho
Ok why is nightshark useful?
Because sharks are cool
27 oppressor MK2 rockets
Till it's dead
And it has a machine gun on it
Don't buy window plating
yes very much
The machine gun sucks
Every single time I get rp on the dum wheel
but the armory tho
My sister gets shirts
ok
bruh his name 💀
hes on ps
im dead because of the name lol
film it
Holy shit fortnite ninja
You're about to get ass fucked my boy
bruh
Can anyone join and help me kill these 2 griefers?
No I'm on ps
This man is going go poor he spent 100k plus paying for my mk 2 damages
and I got kicked
Bruh i spent 1.2 mil on my nightshark and like 100k on mods and it costs 7k to buy back if destroyed
I don’t pay cuz people destroy it and they pay
If they blow up my cargo I will track them down and force them to pay money of how much I spent on cargo
Most of the time they just leave in because they are scared
one time I forced someone to carry me in cayo cuz they blew up 500k worth of bunker stock
How many times has this trick worked?
They dont know any better tbh
xbox
guys how much time do i have to wait after finishing an agency mission
it says a short delay
One day in real life
is the cay hard mode really hard or what
No
More money on primary
You get 0 extra lives
thats not a concern
well it SHOULD
even if i die ill restart the heist
😉
Imagine dying
cause who tf wants to get spotted by the guards
Fucking noob
me
dint say i died right mate did i
Yes
how the heck is that a short delay
ahh ur wish then
embed fail
kylie jenner
Yeah sure why not
noice
They said criminal mastermind gives 10million per head..... So for doing that do we have to 5 OG heists only.... Or the cayo doomsday and casino included too?
Y’all think we are getting more gifts on gta tomorrow?
Do the original apartment heists with the same crew and without dying
That's it
We should
cockstar is not that generous
We deserve it
lmao no
For what?
They should give us money
already did
Do you feed the poor? Do you help the handicapped? Do you support the girls? No, then sit the fuck down
You don't deserve shit bitch

No.
you have opp griefers, orb spammers, tryhards, kd warriors
Damn you shut him up real good lol
ah hes back
why
every time
Yeah they really got me, I feel convicted rn
Help
With what?
My cousin stealing my grog
Destroy the child
beat the shit out of him/her
no excuses allowed
Kids level 129 with a scramjet getting his ass kicked by a level 46 with a nightshark
Cool
ratio
He started it
idgaf
He raised my kd by .12
your fault for fighting back
settle debates in a friendly manner
not with violence
Nah im good
Said every griefer ever

He was killing a level 26 and so i killed him
You play on pc shush
no I play on PS
And xbox and pc?
nope
just ps
My KD is 2.21 on on one of my accounts cause no one is scared of a rank 40
Yea but yall aint got shit on this one kid
I offer you a sacrifice
😮
clapping ur mums cheeks
Silence, sacrifices don't speak
@mint zealot bro stfu
ratio
@stray fog my lord, please accept this offering of flesh
Yall mfs is weird bruh y’all need friends
you need friends
dont care + didnt ask + didnt read + ratio + L
@mint zealot bro stfu idc ima keep talking
This server weird….
No your weird
?
Shush
Your gay
Sacrifices cant speak
Do not waste your energy, accept your fate, embrace it, do not fear, do not try to run.
Any effort is in vain
dont care + didnt ask + didnt read + ratio + L
Wtf is wrong with yall wiggas
This sum pussio server bro ffs
Stop thy struggle, for thy flesh shall serve to appease our gods
Your mom must regret sucking all them wiggas dicks just for sum pussio furry bish g4y wigga to be born
dont care + didnt ask + didnt read + ratio + L
Dont Fear!
help is here!
thank the gods
Sacrifice @lime mist
Thank you lord 
no
IST has entered the chat!

guys which facility should i buy
route 68 facility
Guys how do I make moni as fast as possible Im very broke and im new in GTA 5 online please help meh
its route 68
cayo
whats cayo
heist when you rob a paranoid blond columbion on his private island
how about easy
with help from a cool russian dude and sell it to mini maddrazo
yes?
its easy
its rlly easy
oh thats expensive
like you can do it with your eyes closed after some time
I only have 68k
Anybody here knows how to get a banned whatsapp account back?
who do you think this server is? facebook customer service?
lol
lol nice one
that really made me laugh
Dude I know what this server represents
if you want, like after 1 or 2 hours i can help you with cayo, and get you money for kosatka
U. R beautiful
is the cargobob worth it?
why the hell do i keep getting stuck while grabbing cash in pac standard?
i know
homeboi where u at
dmed you already
L

Yea i took a big L
Why
happy gta christmas bois
Why not
I have a faggio mod and a dodo plane
Do u buy shark cards?
Cry bitches
Ptw idiot
You disabled me chatting to u
Wow
What should i do in gta 5 :/
Pick up snow and throw it at people
Not based
Wonderful
Since you are the snow master

Throw da snow at da people
How do i pickup snow
Do u have a controller?
Ya
Left on d pas
Pad

8-)
wonder why ppl join thinking anyone here actually grinds
average mk2 user:
we're not gonna help
????
I didn't ask for help
🙂 lol i am also my biggest fan
i liked it💯
hey lilith
wanna play GTAO?
Is there a way to fix when mors mutual said all operator are on call
is she single?
No she's mine
ur car is fine
No I don't think I will
-CaptianAmerica

How to unlock payphone hit
It says complete a hit for franklin as leader how do i do that
Merry Christmas TGG and everyone🤟
What is this christ mas you're talking about?
I've never heard of such thing

merry crysler
Hello
Goodbye
lmao
Awwwww man
Who
u
u call that a girl? thats a fucking demon
Yes cuz she's a vampire smh

Bruh whats going on
Franklin called said meet me on payphone
When i call franklin
They say its locked
how to unsee this
Lmao dream
Pour bleach on your eyes
🤣
good idea
time to sanitize my eyes

It's your fault for coming to this chat after dark
But the sun is coming out
Few seconds
Because you don't drink my Special Lilith's Hydrated girl potion (patent pending)
Your skin be dry af
How much?
300 euro per milliliter
Pretty good price
All of my money is in gold bricks
Always remember nothing is real the only thing that is real is gold and you can’t afford gold which means you can’t afford reality
yes that’s true
Oh look a murderer
I'm way ahead of you already making my stash
I been collecting gold way before you could comprehend
anyone need help for any business delivery
Use the lfg channels please
ok
Only things in the future that will be important is numbers and gold
Can gold survive nuclear explosions? No
Bottle caps on the other hand
You cant survive an explosion either
Sure, laugh at me now
I'll be the one buying ammo and guns with my newly acquired riches when I'm out of the vault
Go with what u have
Who said that?
I think there's a ghost in this chat
The bottle caps will laugh at your incinerated shadow
Gold will join you in the new life
Hi can someone help i cant start the prep for gruppe sechs it would say (freemode prep mission currently unavailable)
i cant load my discord in my friends server
Do it in an invite only session
i can do the casino heist in and inv only session?
Yes
My face ID works on my new phone
ohhh okay thanks man
That means your phone works correctly
Ik but I hate it
Then disable it
I will when I'm sober
Good Morning lads
Do y'all ever encountered a glitch where u do a heist and then suddenly fail it says "your ceo quit"
Ew nft pfp
Lol i steal
Yessir
It's internet issue
It happened in freemode too
Gta just sucks
Everybody makes mistakes
so you start it playing not to long ago?
Ye
screenshot
dont worry you'll encounter many issues 
Hello everyone, I started the game 3 day ago and rn I'm lvl 20, thank to some friend who done me the Bogdan glitch and whit the premium edition pack aswell as PS plus, I started the game whit 6 million, I spended it so it stay the most and rn I have 500k im doing rn Agency mission and Office mission aswell as heist and bogdan glitch, anybody as something else to suggest me to grind alot of money (no glitch please)
Kosatka

Whit 500k 
U have a lot of ways to earn money
Do some vip contacts
Or bogdan
Rn I'm doing one
Hello
moooooodsss

Can anyone play with me?
So u will be 700k away
Gta 5
Uhh ohh did u say glitch?
Then do another one its kinda long but u wont regret it
Plz anyone play with mee
I wanna do the prison break
I want money. I am new to this game
I love gta
Im not home so cant help
Uh yes?
Just met a laggy and god mode player
I can play, rn
Anyone tell how to send friend request
Ahhh yesterday i met guy with name xfake-tryhardx and basically he dont miss 
R u new to ps4💀
Every shot is headshot
He prolly is
Go to friends in ps4 menu and th3n figure it out yourself i dont remember exactly
Then*
Lmao I miss that
It is written no friends
Yeah he's new xd
Asking random people how to do things on a console
that's what everyone was like when i was in bad sport
I wish I could relive that
done the elite challenge
on which heist?
🥶
Try to add someone 
cayo perico
Bru
who tf doesnt get elite all the time on fucking cayo

easiest heist apart from maybe fleeca
And now i met a skill issue mk2 user lol
I haven't
Got destroyed by sparrow
What kind
Wait, I've done one yesterday and now when I click on the mission of Dr Dre it write "payment 1 million" does it mean whit all the mission I've done, my total is 1 million or the mission alone is 1 million?
Huh
Trying to hit me with his missile while circling around
Can't even hit once
Lmao
The last mission is a million, the setup missions pay out 100k each
Idk u should get that 1mil
That class 
Lmao he called his jet now
yes thats correct all that time you wasted to prep them will be 1M total
Destroy his jet🥶
Watch till i use imani tech to destroy it
time to sell my mc business
How
casino godmode/godmode speedo soon(tm)
especially coke
can someone help me dupe 🤓🤓
console players aren't as good as pc
💀 💀 💀
True
But modders suck
They don't have skill
you dont wana underestimate pc players
They have the upper hand in aim assist lobbies tho
its not about m..
Thankfully no crossplay
overall pc players are superior
Boxed by hamster
there are no modders on pc
Only hamster
they just rockstar devs testing weapon prototypes
OnlyHams


Ohh, im dumb
💀💀
all the rapid explosions? SNS Pistol MK3 with full auto conversion and explosive cartridges
Yes and then boom, get ddos attack
Boxed by hamster
Depends on how much they hate you
U can pull ips on any platform
Ye
on Gta everyone does
i can pull yours rn
I forgot how to pick up snow can someone remind me
alright 243.72.7.182
First u have to get out of my box before i righthand peek u
Gta on pc is not a game lol, it's a platform to do real crime
For no reason too, like I'm just sitting there and some mf decides to crash my shit
Like tf
very true 637.73.83.1
Please anyone send me request
clearing lobbies just to show whose the big dick swinger of the session
In gta online
braindeads kids what can you expect
then just jumping to next one
Go to dm
Hence why I only play in invite only lobbies
Where?
thats how the sewer rats raise their molecule sized egos
And if I need people, I just pick up randoms
hence why i use a vpn
Can u come in voice chat?
Boom got urs 69.69.69.42.069.69.420
Dm on discord
nice try but that's a fake 736.72.8.817
I message u already
thats the wrong number
anyone want my ip?
pret sure they can even force themselves to your invite only lobbies if they angry enough at you
if your playing pc for sure they can lmao
funny RID joining
Can someone please help me i forgot how to pick up snow
Leak my ip pls
Funny
I'm lucky I didn't have any enemies of my knowledge to have that happen
dpad left
Press g
He's xbox
they cant never come to your invite only
Ok
Ohh sorry
they can lmao
Keep it tidy
funny how none so far has come even tho they hated me so much
for being normall player
maybe because they don't want to waste their time going after someone that bad
Any pc player up for cayo?
You can brute force yourself into someone else's private lobbies, unless they're literally solo lobbies
no you cant
how tf are you going to tell me they can't when i have seen it happen before
not all menus can do it i guess
With a good menu you can
fr

I think 2take4 has that ability
what ever you say
the fact you know a name of a mod menu can just tell me your a pc player
so my eyes lied to me?
damn why tf did you do that eyes
you are not on pc
youtube.com exists

Could someone plz tell me how to change nat type
you bellive
way to much
alright well either way if that vid is fake deadass these people are agreeing with the fact that you can breach someone's invite only
you need new ruter..
Is that the only way?
how come none has ever come to myne even tho i'm on pc
you are making fool out of my words
maybe because you don't encounter dipshits?
So tell me why speedrunners can get killed randomly during singleplayer sessions on pc?
or maybe they don't feel like it
even if they can't breach into your shit modders can still do shit on your screen lmao
Omg
you really bellive they can come to your solo lobby
be honest does it ever happened to you?
I do
I don't join public sessions enough to actually have a hacker get so pissed that he feels the need to ruin my shit

But I have accounts of people who have had that happen
if never happened to you dont argue
you have no proof whatsoever
i care less about others since they might as well have been using mod
if you are normall player i doubt anyone would join
even if they can't breach into your game they can still fuck with your game in inv only
End of story
lad from Xbox talks about m.. sure
this dude thinks everything on youtube is fake
because he saw videos on 
you prob think people breathing on youtube is fake
how many subs did he had 5\10k?
the guy who is breathing? 50 mil
hes name?
kiss my ass

hold up let me check
Boxed by hamster
dude perfect 5 men breathing
🤔
Jingle Jingle i got a 4tb hard drive
Hey supp
All good how about you?
same old for now
hopefully soon will be better 
Lol
Grandpa you’ll never get better


hopefully there would be better
Any reason?
Hey
ofc low payment
Mozambique here
Also slovenian girls are beautiful 😂
i care less about that
all i want its to make my life better love part comes later
Life becomes with love you can’t stay alone forever
honestly working for 0 money feelsbadman
yeh it does i never said its not but how can you find Gf if your life its messed up
words are easy to describe inrl whole nother lvl to expirience it
Find a doctor of billionaire or something everything will be solved 😂
I can understand bro
I like Beast's reasoning
Yeah but that only works in movies not irl
It could work
Or you could be a rappers yes man
How? Any tips
Become a rapper's yes man
you think everyone can become rappers
No, I'm not saying he becomes a rapper
I don’t want to become anything i am good as what i am
He basically becomes a rappers friend, and if they like you enough, he'll get you some shit
stop dreaming and wake up to reality
friendly advise
Hi guys should I get a nightclub?
I will make everyone in neighbourhood my best friend so maybe someday one them will become famous 😂
See? He has the right idea
do u own Kosatka
In real life or in game
If you already have businesses, get it
Habibi get the submarine
get Kosatka then
yo how much does it cost to put missiles on the mk2
also yeah get kosatka totally worth it
Is the kosatka worth it?
380k not sure
I did like 4 cayos and i'm filthy rich
can it be solo?
especially solo
ofc
Ima be real, I still haven't done cayo yet
One heist pays around 1.3 - 1.7 million in an hour so yes probably and you can buy nightclub then
whatchu waitin for
damnnn it gives a mil in like 5 mins right?
Rich kids don’t need to work
how much hours have you spend on Gta?
A reason to actually do it
plus the setups you get 1.5m or so every hour
Cayo
yes
Yes it is
and the finale?
Altogether or just on pc?
u don't need money?
Finale is repeatable???
Pc
No glitches?
very quick, less than 10 mins
Easy?
With the right route
I'm stacked to the fuckin roof
Easiest way to get money
Money
then dont do it overall its boring
compound in and out get some coke and swim away
lmao
Already have way too much anyway
.
Hamster on a quad
Aight I’ll buy the kosatka. I’ll have around 500k after do I get anything. Or do I just keep it?
sparrow
About 200 hours so far
Twinkle Twinkle little star how i wonder what you are
helps alot
lol
just do 2 cayos or so and you'll regain back what you lost
im excited just bought iphone 13 pro max
do u guys know how to get the diamond every time or someshit
After that do 1 heist than buy sparrow for kostaka it will help in preps
I think I have 8k hours including PS3 and PS4, rip PS3 gtao
why tho?
isn'it limited time
no thaats panther
true sparrow is a lifesaver but i prefer to use my toreador
Yes but it takes alot of time
why spend so much money on phones
i see
flex
@wintry heron
It takes time no doubt toreador is the best
yes
Wait till Rhoenix hears about my upcoming sneaker collection
.
but really expensive
apple is good
i luckily got it on the lucky wheel
just for flex
You bought it right now @wintry heron its out of trend now
have iphone collection
imo i care less having good phone but i do want pc
Not that expensive if you need perfect vehicle which can help in heist too then its the best you know
is buying a new bunker closer to the city worth the money
Just get all 3, ez
i have 5 6 7 8 x pro max 11 pro max 12 pro max and 13 pro max
its ok to buy expensive phones if u buy them once in 3 years
i have a collection
every year then nahhhh
You got a 5C?
Where is 4 the best apple phone apple ever made
black 1 don't remember the name
x was trash
1 2 3 and 4 are the og
totally discussing gta right here
I think 12 was more trash
Yessir
micheal wanna v=buy a phone
grand theft iphone
nah its good
but i was 6 when it was released the 4
There was no iphone 1 😬
iPhone 8 was peak iphone
?
as long as we dont say anything rude its fine
Trevor has Nokia
Lmao windows phone
once in while this chat must be friendly right@wintry heron
its windows not nokia
yes
should i shoot rpg at chop?
oh ok
Wait I think it was Nokia
Windows owned nokia so
hey
k who cares anywyas
Yeah I remember old Nokia Lumia was basically running the windows tile type beat from Windows 8
Haha he already had weed he is not going to die
no
Boxed by hamster
thats why im gonna shoot chop
lmfao
sneak the entrance of el rubio compound
i got baited by chop
IS HARD
tot he was gonna die
skill issue
then kamar said hes high
Lol
kamar lmfao
That dog high as fuck
kamar = arabic lamar?
Kamar whos that

breh it's very hard
udk kamar bro?
help me
Kumar
somone
skill issue tbh

lamar<kamar
BREh
kumar>>>>>>>
That's Lamar's Arabic cousin what y'all mean
Wait lamar is indians who shifted to US and changed his name as Lamar that guy is agent 😂
thanks
I like this
now reply it to @tender dock
thanks
1 is time consuming
HMM :\
3 is just
u a real homie
gey
it's hard smh
kamar uses that line a lot
What is?
🤪
3 is gay
kamar


@gentle crane send the skill issue gif pls
kamar
Lol no, it's funnier if we just leave him
werent you nub at the beginning
lmao
not really
i wish we get kamar/kumar as our gta 6 protagonist
Harold and Kumar as GTA 6 protagonists
imagine lamar kamar and kumar

oh so you just enter online and you knew everything cool
yes
Lol
i finished the story 2 times lol
i know the basic and stuff
then finally played online
Omg, it's my favourite pc cooling solution
- i watched alot of online videos
Imagine suer as protagonist
I have you in my pc





