#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Casino is very fun but frustrated when they don't cooperate
You just have to wait
Just wait a bit
casino is shit cause lester takes 99.999999% of your cut
It can be a while, it took me like half a day before it showed up again
How
Its ok I'd suck the soul out of Lester double chin
he takes 99.9999% of my cut
Have u played doomsday?
500k he took
Nah i dont have squad to play with
It's annoying as hell in the later parts
We need to have an option to not have any support crew like cayo
Yeah
Lesters commentary throughout doomsday is the best part
Instead of being annoying he would direct his frustration towards avon
There are 3 parts right?
I'm tired of Paige taking 300k for only giving me 3 min in the vault
I saw 1st part on yt
Yuh
Terrorbyte?
Its a great story
I hope we get Michael next dlc
Ide rather have trevor
Michael is just chilling making movies
Michael will kill anyone to save himself
I wanna know more about Michael since they've hinting about him a lot
Trevor refuses to kill a friend
They better add more VIP works
Trevor has more compassion than michael
I wonder if we'll become personal bodyguards to Michael like Michael was to solomon

And trevor refused to kill michael
I saw 1 kid he reached level 95 in 1day from 27 i wonder how
If you're playing on PC they're nevering gonna go away
Sadly but they can decrease them
Pc gta is evil
WTF is nevering autocorrect
Lmaooo
Just do a massive ban wave on people who have barcodes as their username first 
I dint notice
I read never
😂
Hahahah barcodes
I saw 1 player with barcode in his name and changed sessions
just spend a fraction of that shark card money on making actual servers and anti-cheat
but that's never gonna happen
If it ain't hurting their shark cards sales they won't bother fixing it
Not on ps
Ps4 to be exact
Why tho?
Lol ok
yes man
you should stop insulting barcodes
never
Im a barcode and I'm nice
Nahhh
go through the Walmart self checkout if you wanna be a barcode so bad
Yes sir
Good night
1 is enough
||||||||||||||
Good night
Could have used potatofry as his username
🤣
Still why?
Maybe use potatofry2
And 3 and 4 so on
and I have a lot of money
so you guys should stop insulting me
How do I enable those subtitles?
I cant find any settings
so you have a lot of money on your difficult to identify alt account
Attention everyone, GTA has changed the way tuners contracts finish
yea because its illegimate
money
And you want us to not insult you?
They are all the same

so you guys should leave barcodes alone
The entire point of a barcode is to not leave other people alone
Even if we leave u alone
U come to us
We don't want to join u
I have 24.9 billion
I dont need to bother others man
There's a simple solution, just don't choose to have a username that groups you with people who are griefers
well you got something wrong, the barcode is not to grief, but griefers use it because many of them have modded money and don't want themselves to be identified easily
It's like putting TTV in your name and then telling people to stop asking if you stream on twitch
IllIIllIllIIllIllI_lz

well yeah, but I grinded my money
and I grind
don't grief
and I am clean
my kd is not high like those
ok and?
who
Can someone help me do setups on PlayStation I am a new player and can’t find people do to setups with I am on the prison break heist and can’t do the set ups because I have no one to do them with
if you need money
buy a gta account with it
Great advice
just go to any website, search up gta accounts for sale, and buy one
its that easy
"just buy shark cards"
not shark cards, stupid
shark card with extra steps
what>
what are you trying to say
how is buying an account and shark cards the same thing
if you are really gonna buy shark cards, you dont need a new account lol
yo
spend real money to get GTA money without any effort
is rockstar games launcher down for you guys?
Sounds like shark card to me
It is not working for me
oh really
this is at a much much much cheaper rate
Are you friendly now?
This is an uncommon question, was just wondering what is the best audio output settings for gtav, im primarily a headphone user and till now i have it the setting set to headphones, only. Is that the best, any thoughts?
yes, friend me
you guys are just dirt poor compared to me
No I would befriend Lunaria
ll
yep, but you guys are just too stupid or lazy to do that
well ya I have money in real life
And?
who
cares
This is just a channel to talk about GTA, I don't think anyone will friend you or like you just because you have GTA money and real money
That's not a substitute for being fun to talk to or interact with
Probably next Thursday or the Thursday after that
Fuck
guys can I speak another language
Nono bc I'm on holiday and I can't play when the snow is ingame
please my english really sucks
Fuck it imma come home drunk and record a YouTube video
Ik dumb
So once you complete the contract and get the mil if i re-do all the missions again do i get a mil again? Or one time thing only
When I finished it the second time I got 1.5 mil
But I have no idea if that's supposed to be the case
I'm going to try it, thanks tho!
Anyone available right now for casino heist
1 mil?😳
just did cayo 1st of the day
Yeh?
6th time ever.
yeah the made it harder again
i think they buffed npcs all around
maybe
How many missions?
they tend to do that during dlc time
Or contracts
i noticed set-ups were slightly harder
I think the entire DLC is around 14 missions
The very last one you get the mil (not including the other missions)
Ohh thanks
Good thing about the second time through is you don't have to wait for the calls or do the golf mission
Yeh I'm doing the missions for my 2nd time rn, to try get the mil lol
I'm doing a pattern of security contract, payphone hit, security contract, vip contract
tryna bump that passive income even though it's gonna take way longer than it's worth
it's 1.5m this week
go into a public session and look for sweats, then start an executive search
imagine grinding
cringe
imagine saying what you just said
sounds like skill issue
That 50k hourly agency income sounds a lot more enticing than hunting sweats
Cheers
it’s not hunting, it’s starting a dialogue.
i hope invite only becomes paid
and they turn to real servers so solo pubs won’t exist
cringe
😂
nope. you just can’t cope.
Get good.
:D
@wintry heron i’m back at it
😩
out here malding that bad
How you use the bumpers or joystick while using the explosive cannon
Do you loose health from snowballs or are they harmless
I need two people for prison bus anybody down for it
You lose very small amounts of health
What is your question
Hi, if I claim all the Xmas clothing etc will I keep it?
You should, yeah
Is the annihilator stealth any good lol
No
Just looks like a poor mans akula
That's exactly what it is
Tries very hard to be like it
But fails miserably
- is twice the price right now
Yikes
It's like the Akula, if the Akula carried six people in exchange for flying like dogshit and only taking one rocket to kill
@shrewd tendon
every other weaponized helicopter is better pretty much
nah there's a tryhard ceo group in my game
merry chrysler
dm me @hard bronze
i sent you a merry Chrysler
thanks
bruh fuck this game
2 random tryhards decided I'm their target for no reason
you know what
im going to pop them
if I get popped I get popped
nah this sessions just wack
everyone tryna pop you in this bitch
why not join in
hate those fuckin people
me too
what the fuck
this shits mad annoying especially since it's hard to take down opressors
we dont talk about my aim
they should remove them and refund every penny spent on the bike
for every mod
this is the only video game that makes me turn into a toddler
how much money does the cocaine lock up need for a solo sell
Check #📸┃gta-media I had the same problem but I ruined them lmao
1-2 bars
from what I remember
lemme see this shit
I forgor
damn i almost have all the bars
Howdy people
how much vehicles is that
3-4 if full
Unless if you get a lucky bag mission
i love watching tryhards kd go down when they get popped
this session is the worst session I've ever been in
Yea 2 can work unless if you get the slow ass vans
Then it’s just luck
3 just in case then
yay coming to me again
should i save for oppressor mk2 or kosatka?
sub
Kosatka, make money a lot faster
yes
kosatka will get you opressor money
except in 10 percent of the time if you play your cards right
i got a sub , then a bunker , then a cocaine lock up and now an arcade just cause it was on sale
yes
also to get money for kosatka use the lfgs
not like randoms where you fail 9/10 times
I love that they added the cayo heist and making money faster but at the same time I kinda want the old gta, because it just feels odd that you can make money that fast now solo
casino was really fun
Yea casino was good
that has to be my fav heist
And cayo you can do the same entrance again and again
yea , but it makes money fast i guess 
Economy is weird now
same
A lot of people have a lot of cash now
hope they add another heist thats like casino
and prices have risen
i don't like how they ditched the realistic economy
i want them to add mansions
Casino is agony without the big con
depends on duggan shipments
I think it’s lacking the solo practice you can do with a cayo heist
well im decent , not the best
cayo heist is the brain dead version of casino
but for some reason it pays better
is the vigilante worth it?
cayo has been giving me the worst spawns ever
i havent gotten 2 cocaine since 3+ days
let alone the paintings in the office
Do you know all the places to look?
It’s strange how you need 2 people to rob a casino
But you can rob an entire island
Solo
Can someone help me run the first heists
lmao dr Dre is on my tv rn
watch they add him to Fortnite
“Look it’s dr Dre from dortnite”
its the guy from fortnite
rob the amazon wearhouse
save toys R us and destroy bald man and his Warhouses
yes
I don’t understand gta like you rob the Union depo on online
And make like less than a mil
dr Dre pays more for a phone LOL
It's like the least used bank in ls what did you expect
And Dre is rich af
Not even gonna talk about home beingh cheaper than agency
some dude in my game is scream raging over a snowball fight
lol
how do you even get snowballs on pc
hi dude from yesterday
click G
damn you can kill people with snowballs
yes
thats realistic
press g on pc
ik
press h on pc
could be a stone in the snowball or sum ice
or ctrl f4
alt f4 
if you do alt f4 the will ask you again anyway😭
irl
gta v is bad
because of this
yeah do that
delete task manager
when i do the casino thing i pull out my ethernet cable
huh?
system32 is
ethernet cable is the thing that allowes internet in ur pc
and i pull it out
yeah ik
so it goes from online to story mode
your entire hard drive is a virus
you don't need that one
drill a hole through it
the whole pc man
it was shipped by russian spy
my last pc had covid, i had to burn it in my backyard
im trying to protect my family
my shit still running on windows 7 😎
aye if it works why ditch it
like, wtf
Can I play the Cayo heist with someone? It’s my first time.
And I don’t have the kostka
what days can you play
soon I'll finish my preps and give you like 30 cut
I can play now if you want
cant rn im doing Christmas shit
Ok then what time
uh, you have ps?
But you are different platforms dummies
Yea I do
i like your pfp where did you find it?
that's why Xbox is 10x better
you got both?
I found it on the internet
yes
why?
ps4 broke, lasted 4 months
can't find it tho
parents got it for me
I’ll send it here
plus I have a brother who hogs that shit
your parents got you both xbox and ps?
Mine PS4 is 3yo and he wasn't even cleaned once
no pronouns pleases
And he is quiet usually
my Xbox screams sometimes
just list all the consoles in your household
both my accs are decently high levels
this ain't a flex they have been accumulated over a long while
ok so
2 psp
my 1st acc is level 101 and now my alt that im playing on is 41
S
gta consoles
xbox original ok
my pc can't handle jack shit
so not a gta console
Is there someone on PS4 that I can play Cayo with?
and 360
your parents need to pay for an english tutor
yes
you have no hope because of your parents
so Xbox one and PS4
ok xbone and ps4
my brain isn't functioning elaborate
no point
ok
i feel like I'm speaking like a toddler please tell me I'm right
@buoyant pelican can you play Cayo with me?
i am in indescribable agony right now
lol
nah not now
perhaps a whole bag of powdered donuts will fix this issue
Oh ok
lmao just asked a dude for an agency tour and bought a stun gun
is deveste eight worth buying on discount?
i used to have it and loved it
why used to
ps4 broke
oh ok
car
Hacking + Cronus + Strikepack + Ratio
the ps4
huh
what aboutu it
and i asked you a question
My bad
you could've answered my question with fewer words than you referring to something you said
it's not a matter of smarts
it was a joke
haha
what the fuck is that
google it
Autism spectrum disorder (ASD) is a developmental disability caused by differences in the brain. Some people with ASD have a known difference, such as a genetic condition. Other causes are not yet known. Scientists believe there are multiple causes of ASD that act together to change the most common ways people develop
no but maybe I got cheap doctors
lol ok
oftentimes the cheap ones are the best ones. it demonstrates that they aren't doing it for the money
was joke but that is true though
or they are one of those...
i wasn't joking
what I said was a joke
then try communicating that
not free on my fingers
how much does it cost you to speak properly?
asd
either that or just narcissistic personality disorder
you expect people to read your mind because you're that important
what the fuck is wrong with you
with me?
I've never had a single problem with speaking like this
join
calling me a narcissist over easy to read words that I've never had a single problem with
later
you'll never have a problem with me ever again
lol
pls
nvm
both consoles?
idk highest
on Xbox im level 108
nice
lol
yeah i mean rockstar did not care bout hacking on the 360 and ps3
bout what
all they care about is money though and people might want to get hacker attacked with money
rockstar*
idk it seems like they don't care bout the hackers on pc ether
it shouldn't be a hard fix to the above considering you've been making games for years rockstar^^^^^^
yeah
if roblox game makers can stop hacking and they don't even own the game themselves then an experienced game developer can make their own easy fix
yeah an sum of them like bellow the age of 12 dealing whit hackers better then rockstar💀
they should come together and make gta6
hackers come on you know the game inside and out
the 12 year old game devs should help make gta 6
yes
Ik its not Christmas but mary christmas
Yeah
and thank you, you too
Thanks
lol it's not even christams for me you dumb or sum lol💀
but you don't matter
time to go eat some fatass food
k
dude admitted it's not christmas, and you say what
Is there any new or free things in gta 5
yes
hello do you still wanna join?
gallivanter baller
"lol it's not even christams for me you dumb or sum lol💀"
lol of course not
and the Zeno is new
lol thats what i said
i don't even know what you're talking about, and i don't care
ssc tuatara
why are you so mad
Hey can anyone help me i just stared on pc and i need help i used to play on ps4 but sold it for my pc?
the texts your sending feels like there coming from some one that is mad
I can't but I have advice
just impolite
you wanna join my server?
lol
Sure
i just pulled a muscle in my leg
see y'all later finna listen to music
idk and idc any more
later
you never did
yeah lol
autism is maxed out right now
Anyone know why there is like no prime gaming discounts anymore?
maybe the amazon payments ran out
What you mean ?
so amazon most-likely pays rockstar for those promos since amazon owns twitch
the contract might be up
Idk why the stun gun has to be 300k
It used have some decent discounts as well
Oh and have you also been getting your monthly 1 million on ps plus ?
honestly don't know
What if the next game rockstar release is gta 4 definitive edition 😂
i sorta just play
With gay tony and lost and damn
as long as it sells, they'll do it
I’d probably buy that tbh unlike the current remaster
it'll be the same deal. they'll run the game through an AI and release it
and users will complain on reddit while rockstar makes millions of dollars
If they did something like that then I hope it would have gta 5 driving physics
yeah, that's why people will complain, including you
your fanciful expectations
as long as you're out $50, it doesn't really matter to rockstar now does it?

Wym? Lmao I had no faith in the recent trilogy cause I knew it would flop
I just wanna play gta 4 story again
then do it
it's an old game that's readily available
i have a copy in my garage
Would it be a good idea to make the old heists solo optional and have an NPC crew selection like in story/casino?
i just finished getting all my speical cargo and when i go to my warehouse to sell my computer isn’t their anyone know why?
Look for it
its not on the desk its supposed to be on…
yoo
Me and my friend barely did doomsday act 1 I am scared abt the other 2 acts
Hi just wanna ask you what do you think about agency?
Anyone having trouble getting to the rockstar games sign in website?
After hearing pavels same 10 lines 300 times, I’ve realized I want to die… is there a way to turn his dialogue off?
sex
i wish
Just gon mute my tv
Can I do the Cayo heist with anyone?
happy st patricks day
I hate the gta logic u will take the stuff from cayo perico for few seconds but in casino when it's cash u have to take it a bill by a bill
Cato perico doesn't have time limit while casino does it's annoying
cos casino is fairly realistic to what you would see
and its not that hard to grab a big majority of the score in casino heist anyway
casino actually feels real as where cayo feels like some fantasy bullshit
@magic oriole \
Oh
But the picking up of cash is so slow
Damn I fell stupid I done Cato perico few times, casino 2 ways and abt to do act 2 doomsday lvl 80 but still haven't completed series a and pacific standard
Merry Christmas 
happy st patricks day
Merry christmas everyone
Mk3? Huh 😂
its 2 am and im in a pitch black room cut me some slack lol
Lmao
It's good for grinding & making money yes, if i see you on the map coming towards me on it i will kill u 😂
anyways i meant mk14
oop
ah yeh
father chen can you cut me a fresh fade
I ain't yo father da fuck 😂
i mean daddy
i mean mommy chen?
zaddy chen
Ffs 😂
definately not my father chen?
definitely not
so can you cut me my ball fade now
no
why
idk
it seems that you are not my uncle chen so i will formally apologise and offfer you a free video of a non existant cat dancing
lmao
i am inevitable
No
kuma
Yes
hakuma mattata what a wonderful phrase
I am LvL 10 so dont ask me anything 😂😂
..
Hakuna matata
level 5 🤔
hakuma*
Ya sure
Noice xD
Where 😂
Hakuma matata
i have a 364 day streak on roblox
im not joking
dont worry its just so i can post my adopt me trading videos
..
beans
Hm
im going to dm you something dont freak out
My DMs are of to friends only sorry
am i not your fwendy wendy
no 😂
Can fucking English Dave stop calling me with these dumbass missions like why tf do you want pizzas all the way from los santos to Cayo you fuckingn nonce
Lmao
do you want to whatch my adopt me trading videos
Lmfaooo
you saw nothing
😂
hmm eg
Aight I'm going to do more auto shop missions peace ✌🏻
dont leave me yet not my father chen
did you know penguins can live in cold places
just watched no way home
shit was fire 🐣
spoilers: ||eli is v handsome. accepting gf applications||
how does tracker app work? i’ve been trying to find some cargo but it keeps moving away from me
Sex
You have to go in the general direction of the beacons until you get close enough
lilith
Do I know you?

No
yes
sex
I know a lot of bitch ass pussies so refresh my memory
hey baby
lilith
😲
u wanna follow the one that stops blinking last
daddy chen im being bullied
love u too
hello munchkin
i have the ancestery dna kit right here dad
B2B Sex
Da fuck
bubba
i just need your juices to see if your the father
Urm- 😂
now give them to me
No
How to get thermal scope for sniper mk 2
bunker I think
Bunker research
madara go get killed by black zetsu again me and daddy chen are speaking
It will take forever
and set all that shit up and then you can buy supply for research
yes
lol Larry hryb has a .21 gta kd
hey baby
wait that means he had to kill people though
a 63 year old dude was killing people in gta
i need your juices to mom

i'll buy her from u for 10 dollars and 1 cookie
I need thermal scope to do the avenger setup mission
oh sorry
base players
make it 2 cookie
and u got urself a deal
11 and 1 cookie?
ooh slap me harder mommy
10 and 2 cookie
Lmaoo
ayo the rock?
u can too daddy
fine
I'm gonna rock yo ass
deal
i’ll slap you at airport
enjoy ur new girl
oh so you wanna see me better mommy
I wanna say something so bad but imma jus say nothing 😂
oh you can but be gentle
imma get an xbox just for u
thx zaddy
say it daddy
yes
You are all blocked
Don't blame u 😂
lol
once i shit on u ur gonna be mine
hi valence
oh so your gonna block my bottom
sharing is caring
no-no, i’m loyal
valence is good at molesting griefers too
you think someone gonna share that
Can anyone help me in doing act 2 setup missions
exactlyy
cmon valence do the muthafucka a favor
i mean lilith is actually my honey bun so back off
i will listen to you because of your pfp
i feel slightly hurt and offended
Yo ass was blocked, ya sure bout that 😂
ok but then why r they in my bed
LOL
why
i’m gonna stop talking here
i mean you can block it up to
later
merry christmas!
you mean why are you all in MY bed
if u celebrate ofc
I don't block ppl that's long
then why aren't we doing it
it means that, sleeping, or eating
i mean block and fill are the same
@mint zealot you see this shit
imma have to start flirting w dudes
you can eat my hair
this chat is too active
practise on me
You're blocked, you're outta here, you're fucking outta here
practice? I'm a professional
headlice
prove it
extra protein
yes
nah ligma
even yummier
@mint zealot you can eat my head lice to
Now this ain’t GTA talk
she has yellow toenails
mute everyone
chat too active
prove it zaddy
what if we are doing this in gta though 😋
ZAMN
see this
I'm coming
this dude has given up
save me some space
🤨
we tortured him
want some headlice for the road
o no more cuddles? :(

😳
my dad must of watched that cus he never came back



