#🚔┃gta-discussion
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only loves bf
that's me!
not really
I feel you bro
Is it bad I like GTA Online
lol
@torn ruin u don’t have to show ur love ❤️
yeah em
im just having a movie playing and wait for cooldown so mechanic delivers there for me
i already made a list of cars i wanna move
so
Ok
Fly using mk2 or sparrow is quicker tbh
ah true
I have a deal for beginners i want to increase my KD i will give you 2MILLON and i want 30 kills
u don't..u don't deal with the snow on a sparrow
He needs to drive the car anyway to office
how do we get the 2 million to be exact.
How u give money?
By cayo pareco
i smell scam.
stf
pc bad
But i can give ps members
I know how to cayo Perico bro
ly2
Stop now
How do i easily move cars from 1 apartment to another apartment?
u might get asskicked
sell them and buy again
stand outside the garage u want them in
Drive them?
not by me

Hahaha trueee
timbers r shivered
that works but just idiotic
it was more a joke
very truee
Nah its the most eficient
But what if he actually sells car?
And loses a lot of money?
You easily move 10 cars man
Do u feel bad?
no u laugh
nope
See u r horrible person
bc the idiot sold his car

Why it ok to be mean to people?

it was a joke but okayy

Stop lie 🛑
i want to move cars from tinsel to north conker. So i buy cheapest garage to trade tinsel, buy tinsel to trade conker then buy conker to trade garage.
cap.

No
i can show my id
ah cuz u smol
child
kk hold on
Someone help im begging

comet of the contract dlc isnt released yet right
I buy.
because griefers are mean
How do i fix double nat, i watched like 4 yt vids so far and none of them worked
😐
Im giving 85% cayo to anyone who joins just wana help setup is done we'll do b2b
the replay glitch?
say no
Yeap
Lol
🤣
bros grinding warning pts
Now can someone help me im dying rn😐
he tryna get banned
Call 911
lmao he still got alot more left he good
Not like that
@wintry heron hi
sometimes look at #💬┃gorilla-chat just deleted 53 messages individually 

I mean i have double nat and can't fix it
🤔

he was raised right here in discussion
How are you Eli 
I have been trying to since tgg sent out his video about the weekly ipdate
oh poop should of taggged meh
💀
that's like all new mods I am the only one who lives there
smh
I'm really good rn
got paid
but i gotta go to work

Kenji lives in lfgs 
unless
About to shove a frok in an outlet in a minute
chetan has his new home as staff chats 

Wait I lost access to that
Rip
rip
this was ur home :(
Lmfao
left us for peasants
i talk in bothh 

anyway i can finally do this
Help plz

You is Xbox frien 
buy new xbox

😑
sassy comfy club?
better this way

mhm
ayo
Im good no need to
no get kosatka and grind cayo
Stfu cow
tf i have to get back some bitch's car to use my own property?

this game is weird
that's for contracts
which r part of the property
group hug :3
Not much
@wintry heron help him out
then i won't even bother and i'll continue doing cayos
300k is the best job
stfu
Cry
level 1000 6 kd 
Its fair now



omg smol kitty


It’s so cute 💀

Lmfao
naughty jericho
Check deleted messages
I have a deal for beginners i want to increase my KD i will give you 2MILLON and i want 30 kills
DM ME
Bruh
SHUT UP
smol brain already got it smh
bath
@shrewd tendon why
@shrewd tendon ok bye
rude
Is the deveste eight worth it
Not rlly
It’s better than the seven but I’d wait for the nine tbh
You have better cars
Should i buy the comet S2
Your own choice

How fast is it thats what i wanna know
I have the fork in my hands already ill let you guys know how it goes down
so cuteee
There was a player he skipped the route of diamond casino hiest escape
Like we can do in gta offline
But how
no0
damn
an eyeball gets more game than me
💀
are gta online pc server down?
I've compleated everything on story mode! 😎
havent even completed the story lol
i completed it while my plus wasn't on
for the third time
0_o
ive done everything that was showen on the map
it's always fun
iv completed it 4 times 
dedication

no, boredom
???
i see
Want to fuck?
hkm
Hehehehaw!
Yooo
hmmmmmmmm
how much is the sparrow upgrade for the submarine?
1.9m
Like 1.7 I think
1.8
1.9m
1.815.000
damn, alright
nevermind it's 1,815,000
now i have to grind the preps for cayo
cause i'm running low on money
Cmon man I am too I haven’t played in 2 hours
stfu im poor as fuck
same
i smoked my money on the auto shop
how much y’all got
now i have to grind for another 5 hours just to do the preps for cayo
Bruh I smoked my money On maxed out agency
1.3m
400k 
i need to get my oppressor back
I only have 287,688,109
cause the preps for cayo are hella hard without it
@strong zodiac I only have like 6.2 thats low a fuck
i have to run back and forth on my toreador
Hi
@shrewd cave do you not have oppressor MK2?
zl Valence
i had the mk1 and had to sell it for kosatka
yknow u gotta spend money to make money
Oh
Dakkun you down?
True tho
Not Valence?
Uh for the bogdan problem heist
zl Valence
bye
tf cayo is set at hard after the first time?
@full lagoon full game
Yes
and i cannot modify it?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
modifying it in what way?
Finally the snow
the difficulty, i'm bad at the game
U dont have to speak
I did not care about the weekly update except the snow
You can get it back to normal difficulty if you wait a bit before paying to start it again
I think it's around 20 minutes
i guess it's too late
Maybe a bit more than that
Cayo Perico With snow???
Lmao
nah it's sunny there
How much can a server have
Stfu I want snow on cayo
30 i think
Cayo perico is meant to be set in the middle of the Colombian sea so uhh
I don't think that would work
alright but why can't i start the preparations right away
i have most of the stuff scoped out
You need to scope the target
oh yeah
Ok
@full lagoon targets?
The panther only spawns during special event weeks
which is the most profitable
And you can only get it one time in the entire event
diamond?
The lvl 1500 about and his associa
How do i press start on the cayo perico heist
Like start the heist
Im on the finale planing board
Move the cursor over to the start button
first u gotta do the preps
all of the obligatory ones
i did them all
Literally just press the arrow keys
Of the board
Ah thanks a lot
Thanks
Yes
getting out of the kosatka for preps is stressing
oh wait nevermind
i have my toreador on board
finna boost myself out of the ocean
and hopefully get the heist done in less than 5 hours

can u help with big con cash pls pls
ill give u 25%, pls help me
stfu
He doesn't need help
Its a lfg message mf
you good?
Need like 8 people to have fun in gta where we drive around in a bus to the airport grab a plane and have a load of fun getting 5 stars and everything
Use the lfg channels please
sym
How to get comet S2 cabrio? Can't find it?
ill report u to the staff team for toxicity and insulting my cayo grinding religion 🥺🥺🥺
I don't think it has been officially released yet
💀 cayo grinding religion
lmao

I would pay 500k and change my bulletproof tires to snow tires
i drove the velum into the sea
I’d even buy a shark card if they wanted me to
i'm an idiot
i was tryna fly and drove myself into the sea.
please help with big con cash
Ill give u 25%
pls lead the way for me im a lvl 22 noob and just bought the arcade
simple
Definitely tried flying that upside down @shrewd cave
Smd
You still doing elite from paleto
no 💀💀
Noob
Im not a psychopath
Skill issue smh
now i have to go all the way back to grapeseed and steal the velum
says who 
damn i need the oppressor
Me XDDD
Sparrow better
Stfu
want a solution
Choose a more honorable and skillful way to make money
Like casino
isn't it?
@steady marten i just found out u also used to post that lfg message on gorilla chat 💀 💀
also it's solo friendly
@strong zodiac he hiding tho
my kd increased from 0.22 to 0.27 should I be proud 

also i ain't got the nightclub
increase your kd to 1
lets not talk about it 
Then im proud as a dad that left his little cow for 20 years
I was nub back then
💀 💀 💀
Im no stalker but
I'd like to see what u did as a nub before
so is casino actually better than cayo?
is the podium car good
If past me read this it would trigger his sense of pen and paper and write 78 fucking sentences
lol if you scroll up enough you could even find my irl pic and irl name 💀
r/brandnewsentence moment
Cayo is for ppl who can't achieve any skill irl
Generally "pussies"
beuh
cayo is the best heist man
yo just like me
cayo is already hard for me let alone casino
why tf would u post ur irl face
@full lagoon my intention was to grief you but seeing how these guys were wannabes, I had a change of heart.
umm well this "pussy" made 35 million off of that heist
its was not by me when this acc was new I used to have my irl self as pfp and lj posted it in gorilla chat
Lmfao
oh
wheres the honor in that?
lemme find and delete it rq
dudes fr could not handle me
i even got out of my jet to give them a chance
Ahahhh
they got smacked
I got smacked my @knotty haven mom
do you really have to earn money in an honourable way in a game that is all about theft
FaZe Up
Nah its just a pussy move
bitch
i see
i joined optic
😎
centuries
eons even
I got yatch rn
u skipped the centuries
whats that lol
What we can do from yatch
a million years
I have no idea
flex
..
U said it urself
oh
Alr but I don't got friends
eons of cayo
...
casino is easy asf wdym
makes sense
Think about the money you just flushed down the shitter
actually it’s 1 billion
I personally prefer money from good behaviour after committing mass destruction and killing 100's of innocent npc's
Just did cayo in 5:19 on hard mode
Lolll then what do I buy I got every business I got cars
i see, i see
This might be kinda dumb but is there snow on cayo perico
No
lol
Nope
i just did one
Buy a life
Btw wanna do Cayo b2b rn?
That sucks
yet ppl still fail in cayo 💀
@wintry heron 
Thru gta money
Yes

yo u talkin about me

If i mentioned you specifically in my message
also will i always have to scope the primary target when doing cayo or is it a one time thing
Always
fuck
bro no one is on lfg cayo
the preps keep getting longer and longer
an i want help wth cayo
Be patient
You can help me
do it solo like me eventually you'll get the hang of it
Oh you are xbox
u speak through gifs
its easy for solo but i want to get gol
d
makes sense
perhaps cow meme
hey that's me
🥲
Oh fuck remind me to not drink chocolate milk after eating tuna
I feel like I'm going to puke my skeleton out
Hi
people fail cayo? thats a new kind of low
Ikr
just like me
There's snow in Los santos
Oh vip contracts 1.5x
damn bro i gotta buy the terrobyte and nightclub even tho i only have a bunker and cocaine
they're 40% off
its for the mk2 too
Do it
if you dont have it
DAMNN , i really need to get it
can we still buy fireworks when the firework launcher gets removed?
the game just gave me one for free
how much the mk2 cost
yeah same
2.9m
if you do 5 contact missions in the terrorbyte nerve center youll get a discount
the ones nearest to the casino
so its just gonna be 1.9m
i mean night club my bad
i bought the expensive one north of the city
because i just have the money for it
i dont know about sell missions though
the sell missions are mostly on top of the map
hmm alright
guess ill take the on thats closer to the top
since its on discount
damn i only have 1.7 mil
Is the vapid clique exclusive for christmas only
Will I get all the free items on both of my characters ??
Hello everyone, how do I drive my podium vehicle after I win it. Thanks!
As you drive normal cars it will be AVAILABLE outside the casino
call your mechanic
Pfister growler i think
Thank you
np
My game is bugged.... Franklin is not calling me for the short trip mission....I have completed the dr Dre contract....been trying for the short trip mission from 2-3 days....Any solution???
Should I sell the vehicle it sells for 12k
Sorry can't help lol I'm really new to the game
which vehicle
Growler
its not worth it
Ok
Penis
looks normal to me people are in swimsuits in the snow in gta

thoughts on the Zeno?

Oh I’m entmuted finally
Where will I get the free Sweater and Mask ??
The Clownfish Mask and Red Festive Tee ??
Will anyone help me grind for contract
you still down for the car meet
I just got the new one and it looks too good to both show off
I got a pretty cool car
ok
hmm what the cat doin
Anyone wanna car meet on like grizmes
if i get kicked off the island in cayo ,does my intel get deleted / removed?
Why doesn't rockstar fix their gameeee
My game was working completely fine day before yesterday but suddenly I can't get into GTA online it takes me to offline mode
And sometimes it says initializing social club and it says some other alerts and puts me back in offline mode
Anyone know how to fix rockstar games not available right now pop up?
no @tall token
Or files required could not be downloaded
Does anybody know how to fix gta from loading to the point where you idle out ? Friend keeps loading into cayo perico heist and it just infinitely loads him
I got the film real from mystery prize of the wheel what is it
@rough scaffold whats that?
I don't know that's why I'm fucking asking
Anyone to do cayo perico?
buy a ps
never xD
he seems more annoyed then mad
Daddy UHHhh
can i have money
Stfu
do u have a nice car
dms
Is the terrobyte worth getting. I have a ceo office,mc,nightclub,bunker,sub and the sparrow
does it matter
Deez nuts

cayo is the best way to make cash, nothing in the game is topping that
gotta agree
so it doesnt really matter what’s worth
This is kind of a weird question and idk where to ask this but would anybody be down to help me get prize ride?
but damn the minimum 5 setups are time consuming
I suck at racing
Just get good
Compared to?
u a genius
I want to die
compared to the 5 hours it took me
I can’t within the span of a week lmfao
lmao
Literally just hit the brakes before corners
also i don't have an oppressor
Casino heist preps? Waiting for products to be ready at businesses?
so i'm really slow at doin the setups
It takes me 2 hrs when i actually try
It takes like an hour with the sparrow
Racing isn't hard
so should i get it instead of the oppressor mk2
You're just
For me it is
Brazilian
Probs
aight i'll do those setups with my toreador
Thx for the pointer happy holidays
once i get cayo done i'll purchase the sparrow
you learn to ignore some people in this chat lol
what do you think is the most annoying guard in cayo perico
cayo is good for the noobies
Wdym
the one with the machine gun who wont die with an headshot
juggernaut
Juggernaut?
Like this guy who does nothing but spam the same emojis or gifs
now i just need to get my hands on it
COMMUNISM isnt funny change my mind
the one who walks down the stairs?
Woah
nope
Guard i hate most is the one who looks off the cliff
the most annoying one though is the one in the caveau
He isnt doing his job
that one guard outside
he is the one who spotted me
Deserves death
Jeez rice just bombed us with that
Is the diamond casino heist any good, i have never done it b4
Its fun
Anyone want to play on Xbox
Not good for making money
At the bottom of the stairs?
Hi there
Cayo perico still clear?
Can we help each other win prize ride?
also, which is the best route for cayo
I already have won it
the guy near cctv
Oh
Cayo is the best way to make money in the game
currently im going kosatka, drainage, drainage, main dock
The one TGG posted is a good route tbh
who roams around
It’s okay, the rewards aren’t really worth the effort unless you have friend in my opinion
Sorry I would play but I’m trying to get prize ride
I am going to try again with it
i've seen the undetected stealth route
But if you want to say we can what's your Gamertag
Oh the one who walks in front there?
and i'm using that one
I never try for the free veichles anymore
yeah
Very easy for solo
What
Elite challenge every time
how to take him down easily
Oh, you know he can’t see you if you hug the wall on the left
I don’t take him down
Your Xbox name what is it
it is easy but i always find a way to screw it over
I'll add you
without worrying about getting detected
they always detect me
But, if I do, I kill him near the bottom of his path
When he does his left turn
Or
You can break the cctv if you approach from the gym area
@cedar drift damn i didn't notice drip baby yoda in your pfp
And then shoot him
Literally just copy what TGG does step for step its rly ez
i mean when you are trying to enter the compound
also, can the MTU glitch for solo lobbies get you banned or some shit
and the 3rd guard that you need to take down
I’ve never tried that approach sorry
he will be walking around
Anyone still use that glitch that spawns double money?
aight perfect
My favourite is the air approach
Or grapple
for cayo?!
Yup
whats everyone’s opinions on the xeno car?
Thats the most fun
bro's a psycopath
Yes
i barely did it with the most stealthy route
Air approach is rly fun
atleast hes having fun while we’re stuck in the same loop of 1.2-1.7 mil every hour
It gets alot easier
Which approach vehicle is air approach?
U will start to learn the best guards to kill and what order
it's not about having fun while grinding cash
Alkonost
Imma try it sometime
its not about fun.
yeah it was my first try and i screwed up but still survived
I dont care about money in gta anymore
sooner or later i'll learn the paths of the guards and stuff
Grinding without having fun just ain’t worth it bro
I wanna have fun with people
I wanna experience everything with everyone
Money isn’t enough
Well surely cayo would be a lot better with a friend
im liking the new payphone hits, 80k ish for 5 mins of work and its diverse
also another thing to do inbetween cooldowns
I’ve only ever gotten 1 lmaooooo
how xD
Like, 1 type of mission
I only gotten 2 of those
I thought that they didn’t release any other types yet lmfaooo
Til I watched that Tgg where he showed agency stuff, and he had different missions to me
And I was like, whattt???
I’ve done payphone hits five times and all were to kill the internet trolls
But I love the 85k for 3-6 minutes of work lmao
I remember only getting about 50 -60k
Maybe other types give less
Not that much anyway
It’s a lot for the time it takes imo
I like the missions more than the payout
I haven’t been playing much so I just do it as a means to get 85k 😂
Thats fair
Ive played to much for to long
Im trying to find new ways to be intrested
is there snow
Yes
Hey, i was wondering, what should i buy? The shotaro or the rocket voltic, im mainly the guy who play alone, i do vehicle cargo, bunker things, missions and all of that money earnings, but what is the best of those 2?
Im 100% a bike guy, so i really love the shotaro, but i also really like cars with the boost, pls help xd
lets gooooo
baba tunde WooWooWoo
Be careful handling vehicles will be difficult in snow there will be some unexpected drifts
Thanks I'll wait till snow melts down
Yes that's a wise decision 👏🏻
how do i get the cabrio
Anyone want to play the first studio a mission?
Namaste 🙏🏻
By buying
Decent discounts
Im from Krahkozia
he only has a pc role but maybe he plays on xbox too
Oh
Can anyone help me in pacific and sorry I need to do this cuz I can’t find anyone in lfg
You have Xbox role
I speak fluent Japanese
Oooh
Katana is a Japanese sword
I've always wanted to go to a Japanese car meet/just go to Japan
Anyone
i have all 3 roles but i only play on pc, i got them so i can put tags for lfg for all platforms
I'm on Xbox sorry
Comet s2 cabrio is not released yet what will we do with its livery
Yo can you do pacific
just be patient
K but can u help?
I don't play gta anymore
i used to play
but it got boring
and im too lazy to remove the gta notifs role
Oh
Does anyone want to play
How much do u get for dr dre contract
1M
no
yees very boring
This week 1.5 m
check #🏎┃vehicle-flex mf i sent dorifto
Otherwise 1m
yes
ok
Hi any one have kosatka with cayo haist?
Best hangar?
Zancudo
you cant
which one?
the only advice i can give you is wait outside for calls from franklin, not inside @cunning jewel
when will the snow get removed
In summer?
The snow is here now?
Yes
after I buy a ceo building can I buy the upgrades later?
👍thanks
👍
dm for inv to car meet
Lmao
El rubio has become paranoid because of me
probably cause its hard to drive for some people
Did you steal from his super secure private island or something?

Buy an arcade there
yo, i was in ls customs and someone either highjacked somehow my chat or changed their name to mine and just started saying weird shit so i had to change sessions
So you can only do Casino once a year
i mean not first time i heard about this

Tru
i joned a session once and everybody had the exact same name
saying shit like "i like children" or something pedophilic like that
yeah
not all of them, but most of them are
i didn't even bother anyone
one guy tried to ram me off the road and i blew him up but still
aaaand my game just crashed
i can't tell if that's just gta or the modder folowed me in the new session
yeah
if they get your id, yea they can do that type of shit
fucking cunts should fix their shit
it's rockstar, they would never fix their shit
can't imagine how annoying it would be to be a youtuber
oh
yea
i love the modders that fuck around with the shitty gta youtubers
like mrbossftw
he does
mrbossftw is the exception
he totally deserves it
Yeeeeessss 7 times
No he doesn't just because someone makes shtty content doesn't mean they deserve to get griefed nobody deserves to get griefed
Nice name Jericho 











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