#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Enter the music locker
And go downstairs to the dance floor
And you should see mini madrazo
Easy
Alright you're a troll
@pliant walrus i think i have a solution
No I'm noy
Gonna stop wasting my time on you
@mint zealot no he needs vip
This aint rocket science @pliant walrus
but he doesn’t need a penthouse
How do I get vip
It's like 500 dollars or so
I paid the fee
yea it’s 500
then take the lift to music locker
then u should be there
if not u may need to pay another fee to enter the music locker
Oh in casino not music locker
which is like 100
yes
try that if it doesn’t work ill find out why
u can go outside then
go in from the staff door
i mean side door
there’s an entrance outside
What 500 dollar fee btw
yes
I only have guest services
It say on Google I need a penthouse
@pliant walrus wait nvm
no
try go out
enter from the side exit
ill continue this in dms
You mean the elevator?
YES
I can't use it tho
you won't be able to use anything after I'm done busting your kneecaps
chill
aah

We have ways to make you talk
buffalo stx
Which google tells you to buy penthouse?
I just searched it
And I can't get in
It just says I need vip
And there is no m on my map
I'ma restart Xbox
is the widowmaker worth it or should i just wait until I reach level 120 to buy the minigun?
Do I need phone call or email to get the m on my map
Guys I’m starting to have all of the essentials bought what are some things I can still buy
Been running cayo’s for a while now
Buy a hangar and some jets
What do I do with those
and should I buy a night shark or insurgent for heavy duty protection or is there sum better
Do I need a call or text from the guy at music locker?
I honestly don’t remember I don’t think you do just have to be a VIP
So I need penthouse
Do u have a toredor? If not then buy that
I do not yet
Thing is with an oppressor I don’t think I’d ever need it
And I’m trying to improve my cayo efficiency but maybe just a phantom wedge a sparrow and an oppressor is the best possible
Did anyone get a invitation from dre for a recording sesión?
No to be a ceo you need an office but to be a VIP you just need like 100k in ur bank account I’m pre sure, google how to register as a VIP
DBSB, 3272, , that's my potna dem
G-L-O-B-E, A-B-B, , that's potna dem
Technically you wrong there
It shouldn't be that
Cmm flex 💪💪
Do you need a penthouse to get vip pass so I can talk to miguel at the music locker
Can I send pics in here
Yeah
Hold on I’ll send y a dm
i think it costs $500 for entry if you don't have a penthouse idk
ive done 48 contracts earned over $4M agency almost paid off (: 402 more contracts to go for $50K in the safe a day 🤡
Hi guys i just ate a pounds of mule shit
I would rather eat a mule shit than doing 402 contracts
ayyy my man
Baba tunde
speaking of mule shit did you get the cmm badge by sending proof thru modmail? just checking i want mine 😆
Yes
And that should be legit
No forgery
how does one forge proof?
that doesn't answer the question but okay
Where did i answer tho
exactly thats what im saying you didn't (x
Is it worth buying the agency??
Yes
yes
Yeah I mean like for money or am I better off just doing perico on repeat
better off doing cayo probably
also the Imani tech is worth it 100%
Cayo is the best for making money
Yep
Wasssaaa
🤣 🤣 🤣 I am dead these gifs are killing me
is pariah still the fastest
Yes
@mint zealot that Mr mcmahon 1 is golden 🤣
Yes if you love chop
Thank you
Don't die
@quartz pendant i love chop but I love High payouts with low pay ins more
What time does the update come out
In 4 hours approximately
Ok
What update is this?
Weekly
The update to reduce payout of cayo once and for all
finally!
Why would they do that! 😫
Baba tunde
is anyone having a glitch with casino getaways? when i get sentinels it gives me issis
Weird glitch but here's my cmm flex💪
Rockstar need that money from shark cards
Staff job double the money
sure
Я новичок в gta 5 онлайн, может кто-нибудь объяснить, что это за логотип обуви на карте?
Staahp saying arabic poutinee
English only please
I did it I’m finally able to buy the submarine
i kant speak enlish where can i join russian server
i just need help
does anyone speak russian
присоединиться к русскому серверу без американцев
i thought this server was english only
Si
Non desuka?
Etwas auf Deutsch
Nihongo wo hanashimasuka?
There are more nations and languages than just English and Russian
тупые люди
no one is denying that LOL
Dame desu
russia best
pavel iis russian
and michael and trevor
russia have best people
Anything new dropping this week
Michael is American and Trevor is Canadian
@terse cargo nice pfp
no
That’s like saying that Africa is the best nation because they have Franklin and CJ. Which is retarded because neither of them live or have ever been in Africa same with your characters in Russia with the exception of possible for story reasons
if you dont like russia i will steal ukraine and america
Do it nothing of value is lost
Actually yes, Michael was born near carcer City
But yeah implying that nationality is the same as ethnicity is a brain dead take
but he defected because Russia is cringe
stop making fun of my country amerikans
And only English
tf? aint that English
To be fair he probably was tired of seeing all the squatting slavs in Nike track suits constantly trying to shit talk the Bears
Atleast we have best military
look up more
@steady marten
The Chinese with a hyper sonic rocket that cannot be tracked or intercepted by any currently existing technology begs to differ
kant you understand im learning enlish
If you were the actual Vladimir Putin you would’ve known that by now but clearly you’re not since you don’t pay attention to Geo political politics
stop politiks im i use this profile pic as a meme
If you name yourself after a political figure then you should expect politics to be mentioned
That’s like getting mad at people keep making a grab her by the pussy or build a wall meme if you keep using the image and name of trump
i dont like politiks i like vladimir putin memes
I mean you literally asked for it
ok amerikan
Are you also one of those guys that says they aren't a nazi but constantly posts nazi shit?
He’s probably the same type of person that would say “I’m not a racist but let me tell you how I think blacks are inferior and mentally in capable of keeping up with every other race for the simple fact that they exist and because of this need a handicap “
im not amerikan
Prove it
In Russia poem writes you
And in Russia you get ice
But in America ICE gets you 😳
probably you a gen z
In America you die before you even graduate
o.O
That’s actually really good talking to lie 
atleast in russia we have vodka
Implying vodka is a magical liquid that is only created in Russia and can’t be made anywhere else
As someone who goes of the science let me tell you that so long as you have the recipe and ingredients you can make anything regardless of location
Yes Vodka is No.1 drink 😩
yes agree
Literally vodka is nothing more than 80 something percent alcohol 15% water and the remaining percent whatever the hell you want for flavoring.
It’s just as appetizing as drinking rubbing alcohol
vodka is russian
im england not in russia
And there you go you just admit it you’re not Russian, checkmate
Exactly you can’t get us out of your head we live in it rent free
No but you were making a blanket assumption that just because a product was from Russia it was good and I will destroy your argument from orbit by comparing it to another thing that came from Russia do you want to distance yourself from
Quick question for everyone what vehicle do you think is the best to counter Oppressors and lazers? (Opinions)
Another Lazer
MOC cab or Imani tech
nah moc shit \
It is a big target after all so u have a point
Imani tech is good
But I need a vehicle that can actually fight back
Lazer
buy hydra is good
Say that to my bank account
Again just getting a Imani tech And throw sticky bombs out the side
Hey Vernon's Bank account, use a Lazer
XD
buy hydra more good
No like actually I'm poor as hell rn
Man its slow
use speed glitch
It's bad at dog fighting
The Hydra is actually faster than the Lazer, it just has a worse acceleration
The Lazer has an advantage in speed
Wait really?
Dammit
what you mean by dog fighting
Yes
A dogfight is another name for a combat aircraft battle
oh ok thank
also if I'm not crazy but I did get Franklin payphone mission without calling him once
It makes sense for the Lazer to have better handling than the Hydra since they were manufactured decades apart
which is fast escape route for cayo i relly need help
ok ill try thank
Yeee longfin is better ngl
not kosatka
if u have the phantom wedge
I mean Kosatka technically is a better route but the mission is pain in the butt
no is easy
Yep
but there is a prep that say demolition charges is it worth it
no
No no
if u want to do it the fun way
U need cutting torch
oh ok
Wait is this ur first time?
is sparrow worth it
yes
Yep
easy? well if you don't have Toreador or Stormberg it's really annoying
Is more ez to do preps with it
just park Ur kosatka above the sub
Sup
Yep just drive it
but still Longfin is faster and easier
yep
im new cause i just bought kosatka
Winter Update is Out ?
and i need help for routes and tricks
Someone Say
watch some guides on yt
i google winter update it say 23 december
is solar system worth buying or not
will be out in couple of hours as far as I know
I don't think you can buy the solar system
Omg putin
never used that shit
Big fan
why?
lol
im not putin
Idk
I c i totally thoughy putin himself came here to play gta xD
@nova garnet nic pfp
Rules: no glitching
TGG's new video: I Tested VIRAL GTA Online TikTok Money Glitches
are you real cow
@steady marten 
Lol
defo real
welll guys anyone remember me?
:kekw:
nice
respect from russia amerikan
what happened to your main?

"glitch talk"
you should have appealed alts are not allowed
oh
Fun fact rockstar finally fixed reply glitch
ill just leave then
nice
respect from russia my braatva
Was the EMP launcher a disappointment or nah? (Opinions)
oh man just don't buy the EMP launcher
damn
@meager hornet leave
ight ight bye
but i saw a cutscene where chop almost past out
Ye
I mean it is good for fun but not good for making money
no
chop was high on weed
Even chop likes weed xD

Dude got me worried thought he was gon die
respect from russia amerikan
Same when i was watching tgg stream
Now imagine if you brought chop with you while scoping out cayo
*casually hides sauce"
i think your my favorite amerkian
U watch ecchi anime?

Nice
I have alot in my bag
I watched overflow
And I mean alot
what is hentai
Ungodly anime
Porn
oh ok
They have a porn addiction
Anime porn

Basically
cool
i watch obama eating panckaes
putin walk
Watching himself?
Its about drive 
its about power
Tbh i like putin idk why but yes
We stay hungry
I'm going to drive over your mangled corpse
We devour
We devour
put in the works
Put in the hours
And take
What ours!!!
Should I be concerned? @mint zealot
Yes
Who’s ready for snow
The snowmen
I hate snow 
It makes it hard to ride planes and stuff
Me too especially when your trying to get somewhere fast with a car
i didnt need confirmation

For real
lmao
Straight into a telephone pole
obama 😫
Changing pfp alert
3 Hours is weekly right?
Yes
Aight
Nvm I thought the time changed it is just Australia started daylight savings
Worth it imo
Yea kinda
Should have buyed in black friday sale
What’s a good business for a beginner (can be either mc or ceo)
Also i’ll get it after i get the sub for cayo
The arcade
bozos who don't get all their money from good sport rewards : 🤡🤡
Mc I recommend cocaine
Tf I look like spending 8 mil on that
I did
It better be double money crates
Cause I'm stupid
The problem is if your not doing the casino you won’t make much
Or double money mC
just use good sport rewards 2 mil every day from that
Cow stop or you're becoming the next big Mac
Wrong text buddy
@tiny portal
my fault frank
Hello
No yoinky sploinky for you
just use good sport rewards 2 mil every day from that
I wonder what does El Rubio thinks of us 🤔
Hes El upset
Ik his mad and things like that
probably gets mad at us because we are not using our good sport rewards as a money making method ez 2 mil per hour
XD
y'all bozos using cayo and getting 200k an hour whilst i'm chillin with good sport rewards
I love how el rubio is like the most broke man in the entire gta universe
And I love how the casino isnt bakrupt
Ikr
because people are using good sport rewards
Who wins 1 guy who can't talk and 1 addictive Russian guy who's addictive to red caviare VS a blond Colombian man who has a problem spending alot of expensive items
Hah you THOUGHT!
Its a caruma
cricket noises
Im so original 
Cough
I thought it was pretty good
kill
Bro that clearly lasagna
enough sugar to kill a small animal, my favorite breakfast
Sometimes I wonder if you just have a playlist of gifs

love it
I havent seen it
but only because the robots are hot
What ive seen of it is just walking
Didnt he get cancelled
Daddy joe or Daddy Obama
yes
Twitter really sensitive since 2018
I can forgive scott donating to alt right organizations but i draw the line at vidya not being updated
why do i get greifed all the time by oppresor mfs
That shits like a rappers discord server
I only use twitter for art and porn
Imagine spending a week to aclaim 2 million dollars in stock and then selling it, only to be blown up by an opressor that only gets 20 thousand dollars
KD over 5.0 definitely a bot at the videogame

hi
but he destroy my cargo
Wasssaaaa
how can i get rid of these oppresor mfs
You cant
by deleting the game
Still in the lobby?
nah he went to this kid who is trying to do casino preps
Invite only lobby
If you still in the lobby shoot me an invite
I'll show you how you clap stinky wannabes
Why should I
you on xbox?
Yessir
because Im gonna play epic gamer music
I already have my own music
Thanks tho
join now
he went to this kid who is deliviring casino preps
ok
yes
Imagine society if the depressor mark 2 never existed
you are
We'd still be using deluxos

ill just use netcut to kick everyone in my lobby
No
why i already did
how many special cargo crates can you hold at a time, is it 1?
now im in solo
smh my head
Depends on the warehouse
Why should I
because we are besties
We are?
yas

now i can deliver my bunker stuff in peace
Lets hope your music isnt gay
why
Im stuck at the '' leslie benzies ''
@mint zealot Bestie cant join
Bunker bad
smh my head
Im only a day old
bruh i just dont know what to spend my money with

Honestly same
Ayyy
i have like 500 mil
not a bad idea
@tiny portal
Hi
i hate you bye
Touch grass bro
Drill
i just bought 6 supplies
Mill

nah
smh
same
Cant ruin my 15 dollar shoes from sandy shores
I would just buy cars
Idk
Yesterday I sorted out my cars in all my garages
I had nothing to do
I kinda just stuffed my cars in random garages
i already bought every garage and every expensive sport cars
I gave up once I found out one of my garages were filled with elegys
It woulda took a long time to sell them all
i feel like doing cayo with a level 3 and giving him 85%
For 0 dollars
Still have like 2-3 garages filled with random cars and elegys for very legitimate activities

Panik
lol i aleady have maximum upgrades cars in my ceo
who
Upgrade your businesses

¯_(ツ)_/¯
already maximum upgrades
Put all businesses in los santos
already
Shit bro
This man does not shower
Even I wouldnt know what to do

ill just help out noobs and giving them 85% on my cayo
Ive reached my level of "I have nothing to do or work for anymore" feeling
So im taking my break
F
Thank you 
shoot i forgot to fully upgrade my submarine
Damn
like the kosatka or a mini sub
Theres something to do
kosatka i meant
Things to do in GTA Online:
stop playing
uninstall
I recently got missles for my kosatka so I could skip that godforsaken merryweather hq setup

Skill issue
only sparrow and weapon workshop
im just poor 😂
I never got sonar
Skill and money issue
Seems like a waste to me
i dont see a point for sonar
buy sparrow its woth btw its 0.01% of my money
When is the weekly hpdate coming?
Hm
Well everyone keeps saying tomorrow
@tiny portal
But timezones are like wwhhh
Im not even gonna say hi because you violated my friendship last time
couldnt have guessed
a
its worth 0.01% of my money
Don't care + did not ask + ratio + you smell
0.00001% of my money in gta rn
i think only you did
Only you
When the agency came out I had to download an additional 180 GB
"very good roast"
And Idk why
your mom did
no comment
lol ok
Wow u guys are not funny
U guys are like dream snd fans
Yes
Nah
good way to "roast" a russian
ok dream smp fan
Is past your bedtime brobro go sleep
you prob play gta 2
probably american 14 year old that thinks soviet union was good and thinks russia is the greatest country ever trying to be cool while browsing war subreddits
He DidDnt ChEat 
hmm
nah my parents are at work
@neon sphinx which country do you live in
bozo
He cheated on his diet
im a immigrant in uk
Ok and?
if youre using bozo as an insult its past your bedtime and you need to touch grass
probably has 3kd from griefing level 1s
your dad before he left
Nah this mf definitely wears Crocs while showering
No comment
""very good roast""
ofc he does
this mf prob play roblox
how old are you
16
But u commented
You? Ya
well i can say the same about you without the probably
💀
🧢
Ah true true
10 year old behavior
4 year olds again

youre the 4 year old here
Idk
💀
^
Whatre you talking ab
atleast im not broke on gta
Atleast I am
Mans xbox name is "billy"


atleast i dont probably dedicate my entire fucking life to griefing level 1s for kd and havent touched grass
Water
my kd is 1.25 how am i greifing people
1.25kd says it yourself
already i bought grass and touchhed it
i dont need to elaborate
spinifex?
buy a dictionary instead
already
probably fake spinifex yeah
your lawn and yard is probably made of fucking astroturf

ok bozo
I dont think you can progress if you joined a heist thats above what youre on
LMAO
uses bozo as an insult
claims to be 16
1.25kd
1.25?????
ok lol
Nawwwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhhw
you should be at kindergarten rn
no he griefs level 1s in a lazer he didnt pay for
Sometimes the website can go batshit
how could a kindergarten be not broke on gta
Nah
This bozo can't even control a Lazer

begs mumma for shark cards
yup
Bozo can't even use a Mk2 properly
cause my mom is nice
💀
Just try finishing all of the heists and see if it finishes the challenge
nop
Who we roasting
What is the fastest car that exists in gta
cope
nop
cry
Ocelot pariah
these anime mfs
I feel like it’s not tho
Makes sense
fuckin vladimir putin discord cosplay stfu
It is
💀
you browse r/historymemes and think the soviet union was good
atleast im not broke lol
It goes 136 mph
Puting is way hotter then whatever ur pfp is
what about including boost and speed glitches
Factual
But not this Putin here
this one autistic
Okie
Cant talk about speed glitches sorry
Switching side then
atleast my country has history

Ok that is fine
Weekly update come?
If youre talking about the most accelleration car, I believe its the pfister 811
811 good
No the fastest
very fun car

putting this in all chat/xbox channels with this server: i have seed capital mission in invite only session if anyone wants to run it, msg me :))
Nvm its the krieger
I like the new rolls Royce it is very quick
Fuck Krieger users
Well ye its the ocelot
I hate Krieger and Deveste users
ong
My only two cars
💯


30 mins!
Damn
30 mins for what
Snow
im back what did i miss
Everything
deez nuts

Everything
Even the earth spinning
whatabout vladimir putin
what timezone
the dumbass kid
okay cool
I mean in 30-

Is the casino heist hard to do?
So 30 for everyone
i havent doen it yet
on pc or console
ok 7pm snow!!!!!!!
Depends
What about cayo?
If you have a good crew then no
Thats ez
Dumbass I said everyone-
how do you start the story mode jewel heist after lester says he'll source the van and call you back
If you do the right setups
oh ok
You wait
Hm
Play as different characters
Or just restart the game
Are you sure theirs no icon?
i dont se nothing
Why you playing story mode in 2021
Huh?

To roleplay obv
Do u get anything from finishing the story mode for online
no










