🚔┃gta-discussion

[shrewd tendon]

doesn't pay well

and it's not the easiest

[long cape]

Heli>sewers

[tropic latch]

sewers better cos u can get a sprunk on the way

🤡

[shrewd tendon]

u don't need that one for the other heists tho

u just need it for the apt heists

cause it goes in order

[tropic latch]

its also much easier

i play with beginners so i like to take them in the sewers

[shrewd tendon]

more time

heli is better

[dense oar]

Wait i don’t get it ho

Tho

[tropic latch]

sprunk makes it worth

[shrewd tendon]

no idea what sprunk is

[tropic latch]

its the soda in game

[shrewd tendon]

but less time is always better

isn't it cola

[tropic latch]

sprunk is better

no sprite

[fleet knot]

whaht do i buy then?

[dense oar]

Like do i have to do the fleeca job to get the apartment heists right?

[shrewd tendon]

the red soda is cola isn't it?

[wintry heron]

[shrewd tendon]

just the facility itself

rons wind farm is a good one

[dense oar]

How tf do i even do apartment heists

[shrewd tendon]

that is one of the apt heists

[long cape]

Heli if you a good pilot it's so easy

[dense oar]

So you gotta do them all in order

[next pewter]

[shrewd tendon]

1. fleeca 2. prison break 3. humane labs 4. series a 5. pacific standard

[dense oar]

No like

[next pewter]

@shrewd tendon seems like you play more than just Geometry Dash

[shrewd tendon]

for your first time yes

[dense oar]

I’m being forced to play fleeca

Oooh

[shrewd tendon]

silence mod

[next pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/onika-onika1-onika2-onika3-onika4-gif-5796969

[shrewd tendon]

/mute 10m :( for bullying

wait i think its ?

[stray fog]

Jewelz muted??

[shrewd tendon]

ha. cap limit

[dense oar]

I can’t even replay the fleeca job

[shrewd tendon]

pog

[dense oar]

Like as in start it again

[shrewd tendon]

yes after you've completed all 5

[dense oar]

Rockstar is actually a awful company despite their games

Thank you rockstar

For making it so i can’t host heists at all

[shrewd tendon]

why does my laptop not turn off after i shut it down

shit broke

[stray fog]

It's immortal

[dense oar]

The best part is that

[stray fog]

It won't be stopped by a puny creature

[dense oar]

I had teamates who never spoke abadon me when i needed help the most

The gta online community is actually worse than rockstar

Greifers trolls modders

[stray fog]

It has always been

[round ferry]

whats better insurgent with or without turret

[dense oar]

Also what do i do

I can’t host the fleeca job for like

The first time

[shrewd tendon]

with..?

i mean without it's defenseless

other than the mines

[shrewd tendon]

i left mc playing on yt on accident

and it continued playing when i turned it on

[stray fog]

Pog

[vale oriole]

At what point in gta have u found satisfaction?

[shrewd tendon]

very satisfied

:(

i said

[shrewd tendon]

when i ran into ur mother at the local club

didn't know temp mods could delete msgs

[vale oriole]

She said she went to the shoe store?

[stray fog]

When I saw Frank in gtao

[stray fog]

?

[shrewd tendon]

it was definitely one of yall

[stray fog]

??

[shrewd tendon]

monke bot didn't msg me ab saying something

[stray fog]

I'm confused lol

[shrewd tendon]

i said i saw his mom at vanilla unicorn

and it got deleted

[reef garden]

what

[shrewd tendon]

ur mom

[stray fog]

Bruh

[shrewd tendon]

bruh indeed

[wintry heron]

Easy way to crash your game:

Go into first person and aim your fists
Change into heavy sniper while still aiming

[gray walrus]

a modder corrupted my game files 💀

[wintry heron]

Tested by yours truly

[grizzled perch]

Anyone know the best heist to do

[wintry heron]

Cayo perico

[gray walrus]

nft heist

[grizzled perch]

Thanks

[simple niche]

Just like helping

Oops wrong reply

Yea l also do that

[long cape]

Well I only got on to reply bye

[gray walrus]

what are the best things to get with research

[long cape]

With research ???

[gray walrus]

nvm im stupid\

wrong thing

[wintry heron]

[quartz pendant]

Waste of nitro

[tropic latch]

idk what to buy

[quartz pendant]

BMX

[dull solar]

faggio

[tropic latch]

got that

[quartz pendant]

BMX MK2

[tropic latch]

oh thats a good one

[wintry heron]

I got 12 mill yay

[shrewd tendon]

alt?

ur gonna get kicked xd

[wintry heron]

Eh main account is disabled

Can't get back in

[devout viper]

yamete

[steady marten]

What is your main can you ping it for me please

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron

[steady marten]

Alr I will kick your main for now if you got it back let us know

[wintry heron]

Ok

[steady marten]

Your main had nitro damn

Rip

[wintry heron]

Ran out today or tomorrow

[steady marten]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Hello.

[ruby plover]

hello

[wintry heron]

Beluga is that you 🤨

[radiant belfry]

So - thoughts on the dlc anyone?

9/10 for me

[wintry heron]

10/10

[ruby plover]

9/10 from me too

[wintry heron]

does everyone get 1m for the dr dre contract thing

[ruby plover]

one point cuz it pays one million only

less than cayo

[wintry heron]

Only the host

[wintry heron]

I am Belusub

I need pablo the discord mod to stop messaging me I don't wanna be his discord kitten 😭

[wintry heron]

Investment is more than return,
9.6

[wintry heron]

Ya bro

what do i do with the media stick

[late marsh]

Shove it up yo butt

[late marsh]

Also it’s repeatable

I think it’s someone being “tee hee lol I’m so random” for online attention

[calm hound]

Anyone know any gta glitches for money 😪

No

[late marsh]

Teach a man how to make money in GTA and you shut him the fuck up for the rest of his life. Give them in a heist and he’ll be broke in a minute

[dense plover]

isnt this server like

[calm hound]

I usually do cayo but I wanna make more solo

[dense plover]

dont ask ppl for gltiches

[calm hound]

Man 😪

[mint zealot]

Close the game, go to options, and delete software

Trust me bro it works

[calm hound]

Ion even play on pc

[late marsh]

Why don’t you just learn how to budget and not spend it frivolously? Would serve you so much money like most of us

[calm hound]

No lol

[late marsh]

I mean you say there but I have over $150 million from doing so

[calm hound]

That’s cos y’all play a lot 😪

[late marsh]

I mean I’ve only been playing for three years

[calm hound]

I ain’t play in years and there’s all these cool cars n dlcs

[late marsh]

Do you want me to destroy your narrative harder are you going to take your fucking L?

[calm hound]

Bro what 💀

[mint zealot]

You're talking to a gta online player, they don't admit defeat

[late marsh]

This guy knows what’s up

[calm hound]

What defeat 💀

[late marsh]

To admit defeat would be to go play a different game

[calm hound]

Is there supposed to be a joke I’m not picking up on? Besides people taking a video game seriously 💀

[late marsh]

At the end of the day you’re just too fucking lazy to even do the easiest quickest way of making money that you want to glitch to have lots of money instead of spending money on short cards. Which pick one

Why don’t you just buy a fucking modded account if you’re that lazy

[calm hound]

Short cards?

[mint zealot]

Yeah

[junior anvil]

[calm hound]

No one said I’m lazy lol

[late marsh]

Literally complaining that you are too bored to do the cayo heist

[calm hound]

Tried playing the normal way and then you see these sweaty kids with 150 mil sayin they did dupe glitches or sum typa freeze glitch

[late marsh]

Still demanding money

[junior anvil]

Why are yall so hell bent on playing this old ass game legit lol🤷‍♂️

[calm hound]

People really want me to work hard for an over 8 year old game

[wintry heron]

I need more money

I'm poor

[late marsh]

Then why don’t you learn how to grind in a way that requires the least amount of effort for the most amount of gain instead of trying to do a pissing match with a bunch of 10-year-old who think they’re smarter than you?

[wintry heron]

😭

yo i just started playin gta again and wondering whats the best method to make the most money rn

[calm hound]

Mans mad for what 🤣

[wintry heron]

Cayo perico

[junior anvil]

Fuck that man no point in grinding for a 8 year old game lol

[wintry heron]

I mean in gta-

[wintry heron]

Thanks

[late marsh]

Then by shark cards or get a modded account

[wintry heron]

I only got 14 mil

[calm hound]

I gotta learn how to get mf dupe glitches 😪

[late marsh]

Although let’s be 100% honest the number one reason why most people go broke in this fucking game aside from having zero impulse control is because they spend it on random fucking cars to show off instead of investing it in either businesses or military weapons and vehicles that will help them

[wintry heron]

True man.

[junior anvil]

Dude this is a game not real life lol

[late marsh]

Then why are you bitching and fighting with me about this? Go play something else and have fun

[calm hound]

I literally have the sparrow, kanjali, nightshark, and the hover jet lol

[junior anvil]

Why not splurge on cars

[calm hound]

I want money to fuck around with

Not spend hours grinding a game just to spend it in a sec

[wintry heron]

Only got 14 mil 😭

[junior anvil]

Why tho i have everything in gtao lol

[late marsh]

And I never said you couldn’t spend your money on this but again the priority is Jerry spending your money on something to help you make money easier faster and later which goes back to the whole invest in something that will help you so you can make disposable income later

[late marsh]

Then why are you not bored and playing a different game again why are you fighting me on this if you are so mad and hell-bent on admitting this game sucks go play something the fuck else or shut the fuck up

Pick a narrative and fucking stay with it

[calm hound]

@late marsh instead of getting gta money go get sum bitches 😪

[junior anvil]

I do play other games lol only came back cuz of the dlc 😂

[late marsh]

I mean I want to high class hoe but the problem is I don’t want one with syphilis

[late marsh]

Fair enough, as long as you have enough money and shit to enjoy it

[mint zealot]

I don't need bitches when I have your mom and dad

[calm hound]

Nah you out here arguing over playing a game legit instead of giving methods 😟

[late marsh]

Sex with Mom while dad watches dressed as superman doing auto erotic asphyxiation?

[calm hound]

💰 💰 💰

[junior anvil]

[mint zealot]

Sex with both

[late marsh]

Ew das gay

Even if we spit roasting das gay

[mint zealot]

Yup sounds like me

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-here-today-i-am-gay-ellen-page-speech-im-here-im-queer-gif-16336499

[calm hound]

No one got methods out here? 😪

[mint zealot]

No

[wintry heron]

Thanks, die

[late marsh]

Now go buy a fucking modded account you lazy person or get an ass load of shark cards

[calm hound]

Not that dedicated for an old game

Fuck I look like? A loser? 😪

[wintry heron]

Yes

[late marsh]

I am legitimately giving you useful advice and you were so pissed off about it it is funny as shit

[calm hound]

@wintry heron I’m going to nut in you

[late marsh]

[calm hound]

Useful advice my ass

[wintry heron]

i do not consent to that

pervert

[calm hound]

Headass wants me to spend in real life currency for a game that’ll be replaced in a few years lol

[ruby turret]

ur horny too xia

[late marsh]

Because at least the modded account will have 100,000,000+ dollars battle shut you the fuck up about needing money for the rest of your time playing this game and yet you’re mad at me for suggesting it?

[wintry heron]

are you rich? 😍🥰

[mint zealot]

What the fuck

Dude go to a therapist

[calm hound]

@late marsh who said I’m mad? You got offended when I asked for methods on money glitches

[mint zealot]

Or better yet, the police

[late marsh]

So again you’re too lazy enough to grind legitimately but not lazy enough to grind through a glitching method? I’m sorry could you pick a narrative and stay with it

[mint zealot]

Okay Gaming assassin

[ruby turret]

yeah gaming assasin

[mint zealot]

Maybe if you'd stop projecting you'd be a bit happier

[strong zodiac]

oh god, here we go again.

🥱

[junior anvil]

[late marsh]

[strong zodiac]

can y’all stfu

and go back to 2016

ffs

[ruby turret]

stfu xia u use xbox too

[calm hound]

@late marsh your goofy repeating that dumbass “narrative” bullshit. Keep your stupid “narrative” and go cry in silence 😪

[late marsh]

Tl;dr this argument: “ I want money but don’t want to put in an effort”

[strong zodiac]

try trading

can’t really discuss glitches here

just search up videos

you’ll find plenty

[calm hound]

I want money and I don’t want to pay real dollars for a old game. What can you not understand? I’ll sign ya up for school my guy

[mint zealot]

Then just play the game

[late marsh]

Hold on let me Get you some more copium For some of that projectonal

[mint zealot]

Literally play the game to get money

Jesus

[strong zodiac]

i have like 286 million lol

[calm hound]

Most stuff is patched 😪

And tf is trading

[late marsh]

This

[calm hound]

What’s that do

[strong zodiac]

come airport aw me

[mint zealot]

Trading pokemon cards

[calm hound]

🤤

[strong zodiac]

awh

okie

ight i got a 1 v 1

peace out

and please stop arguing for nothing

[ruby turret]

lets airport 1v1 @weak flume

[strong zodiac]

for the love of god

[ruby turret]

gold

[late marsh]

I mean dude you’re not winning any arguments no one is believing your Uno reverse card just take the L and play the fucking game or shut the fuck up and go somewhere else

[strong zodiac]

shuddup

[weak flume]

U sure u wanna

[ruby turret]

yeah

😤

[weak flume]

Lmfao

[ruby turret]

when @weak flume

[weak flume]

I'm offline rn lol

[ruby turret]

stfu he killed me while i was afk

[calm hound]

Mans here to win arguments he started

[weak flume]

Nah

[calm hound]

Wack

[strong zodiac]

red ducking vro

frfr

[weak flume]

Fake news

[ruby turret]

shhh

[lunar flame]

then dont afk

[ruby turret]

its true

[late marsh]

Do you need to lay off the projectonal

[lunar flame]

sak instead

[weak flume]

🧢

[ruby turret]

bitch u mugged me

[weak flume]

Sure I'll play gta when I'm outside

[calm hound]

@late marsh touch grass my guy 😪

[mint zealot]

@wintry heron

[ruby turret]

yeah

play gta while outside

[charred kite]

Ik no one does this anymore but me and my friend found a glitch in the casino heist preps. Basically no matter what cars you steal, it will always be the issi classic for the mission

[mint zealot]

Yes that's a known glitch

[strong zodiac]

dude, just go on YT. Glitching isn’t welcomed on this server, most people here are stubborn minded. I am being as friendly as I can. But generally you should just play the game as you’ll come to find it’s not hard to make a lot of money.

[weak flume]

I carry my Samsung smart fridge where ever I go

[short lake]

Only modders aren't

[ruby turret]

did people rob you for that

[weak flume]

XD

[charred kite]

How long has it been here for?

[calm hound]

@strong zodiac shhhh I’m dragging the argument on to make this guy mad. He prolly writing me a paragraph rn

[mint zealot]

Since the update

[strong zodiac]

he moved on

trust me

[junior anvil]

Modders are cool😏

[late marsh]

Again for anyone who is walking into this conversation let me just some up at this person is saying, he doesn’t want to spend in real world money on this game but he also doesn’t wanna grind the cayo heist. And instead of say buying a modded account for 20 bucks he turns this into a tantrum saying we are somehow elitist who are trying to cope because we enjoy a game and know how to play it effectively because he is too lazy enough to play the game but not lazy enough to bitch about how he needs more money And could probably get more than he ever needed from grinding by just buying a fucking modded account

[ruby turret]

until they crashed your game

[calm hound]

He didnt move on

[short lake]

No they aren't

[junior anvil]

[mint zealot]

Goddammit vice just shut the fuck up

[strong zodiac]

what level are you?

[weak flume]

They attached Christmas tree to me XD

[ruby turret]

ur holiday

[strong zodiac]

like in GTA

[late marsh]

Tl;dr I am literally poor and lazy give me money

[weak flume]

XDDD

[calm hound]

Damn coming at me when I didn’t start the argument 😪@mint zealot

[sick dawn]

I am stuck in clouds

[calm hound]

Lvl 93

[mint zealot]

Then end the argument by closing your mouth hole

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-be-quiet-funny-gif-19370091

[calm hound]

Nah cos why is someone gonna come at me for no reason

😪

[late marsh]

I fucking love that image

[mint zealot]

No way a real xia

idc, you're the real xia to me

[short lake]

Lmfao same here

[ruby turret]

who is the real xia

[calm hound]

@strong zodiac

[strong zodiac]

what

what do you want

[calm hound]

U asked for my lvl

[strong zodiac]

i have an account that’s level 73

i have 10 mil on it

with barely 3 days of play time

[calm hound]

Oh¿

[late marsh]

I guess the real question is why do you care? Seems like a random question to ask

[calm hound]

Your still dragging this on?

[late marsh]

No I can give a shit about you being poor and lazy I was asking why you were asking for the other dudes level

[calm hound]

I didn’t ask for it

[short lake]

Fight fight fight

[steady marten]

Lol

[sweet harbor]

rockstar should fix replay glitch

[calm hound]

You are really stupid considering they asked for it first. Please just give this up you’re being unnecessary at this point

[late marsh]

Yeah I technicality but again seems like a random thing to point out considering he was confused why you even brought it up. And second again cope more I don’t care about you or your poor ass conditions just drop the topic and pick something else to talk about

[calm hound]

Drop the topic yet you brought it up?

[late marsh]

Because if you’re gonna turn this into a never ending pissing match I’m just gonna block and ignore you like a functioning adult

[calm hound]

Your a sad man

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mig21-mig-jet-backflip-post-stall-gif-23327084

[calm hound]

Please block me. You’re annoying

[strong zodiac]

sigh

[junior anvil]

No never

[late marsh]

K

[strong zodiac]

can’t you guys shut up please?

[sweet harbor]

umm ok

[strong zodiac]

move on

[calm hound]

I’ll gain the satisfaction of winning 🤤

[strong zodiac]

good lord

[late marsh]

Block ignored now let’s move the fuck on

[steady marten]

Hey lets stop

Jesus

Phone sucks

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-bye-please-eyeroll-dramatic-gif-14566870

[strong zodiac]

goddamn

[late marsh]

Anyway someone was asking earlier how to rate this new DLC and honestly I would say it’s about a seven out of 10. Mostly because good money making methods in general but the cars are a bit of a disappointment until we get Our hands on those bikes

[junior anvil]

Come on the argument was fun lol

[strong zodiac]

nah

that was like talking to a wall

[sweet harbor]

mate how much time do u spent on discord

[junior anvil]

It is when ur not involved in it

[strong zodiac]

i like getting involved in arguments

[steady marten]

It's like 40 min for today

:patxia:

[late marsh]

None argument just pointing out someone doesn’t want to put an effort but also doesn’t wanna play a game that they don’t wanna invest money in in

[calm hound]

😟

[weak flume]

L

[late marsh]

[sweet harbor]

what happened today

[late marsh]

Cayo

[sweet harbor]

lol

[late marsh]

I mean that’s about as long as it takes for you to do it in one go

[steady marten]

You keep changing pfp

[zenith harbor]

what is the best hangar to buy? i just need them to store my aircraft

[late marsh]

Fort zankudo so that you have military access to the base

[sweet harbor]

buy zancudo cuz it lets u get in without wanted level

[simple shuttle]

Just bought the new sports car

[late marsh]

Doesn’t matter which one you get for all intensive purposes it can even be the cheapest just so long as you get it there

[zenith harbor]

but which one?

[simple shuttle]

The ignus

Or whatever

[late marsh]

The cheapest

[strong zodiac]

zancudo cuz you suck,
LSIA if you do pvp

[zenith harbor]

ok

[strong zodiac]

amazing car

[sweet harbor]

should i buy it too i want a really fast car perhaps the fastest?

[strong zodiac]

looks beautiful too

[simple shuttle]

Ye

[simple shuttle]

Buy a zentorno

It's good and cheap

I like it

[sweet harbor]

i dont care about the money

i want fast

[simple shuttle]

I don't know any good fast cars

[sweet harbor]

i have the mod shop never used it lol cuz i dont really know what cars to buy

does anyone know how long it takes for the bunker to start a new research project once you already fast tracked a project?

[late marsh]

3 min

[sweet harbor]

ok i am gonna spend this hour buying all of the bunker stuff

[maiden sleet]

The krieger is good for races and is fast little bit exspensivd. In on legendary motor

[sweet harbor]

if i stay in my bunker it'll still work right?

[late marsh]

Yes

[sweet harbor]

alr cool

is the arena war stuff worth the money?

[late marsh]

[sweet harbor]

ok got it

[mint zealot]

No

[maiden sleet]

If you have tons of money yeah but I would not recommend

[sweet harbor]

like for fun and shit?

[late marsh]

Absofuckinlutly not

[mint zealot]

Nope

[sweet harbor]

ok

i dont know what else to buy lol

[mint zealot]

Arena war is fun with friends but only if you can spend 50 million dollars on one car

[late marsh]

See this guy I like because he’s asking legitimate questions

[sweet harbor]

50 mil??

[wary tendon]

Yo yo yo I just joined GTA online

[sweet harbor]

yo it costs that much

[late marsh]

He’s being dramatic

[maiden sleet]

No it’s just too expensive

[sweet harbor]

ok

[maiden sleet]

To upgrade cars

[sweet harbor]

thought was gonna die for a sec bro

[late marsh]

But most cars will after spending cost somewhere between five to $6 million for all the upgrades and modifications on the cheapside

[sweet harbor]

ehh thats good enough

i've heard that much

[late marsh]

The reason being the only way to get upgrades for these cars on the cheap is random chance with the arena war upgrades

[maiden sleet]

You could basically buy a lazer jet or get a crappy future shock cat

[late marsh]

Every time you level up in the arena you get a random chance do you have either a clothing item or a trade price for upgrades or vehicles themselves unlocked which again random chance good luck with that

[maiden sleet]

car

[mint zealot]

She's*

[sweet harbor]

i wanna spend moeny on something that i can mess around people with when i am not doing anything

[late marsh]

Don’t worry I’ll make a Man out of you yet

[mint zealot]

Ew men are cringe

[maiden sleet]

Sexist lol

[late marsh]

[wary tendon]

***boys are gringe

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-skeleton-badass-gif-12349221

[late marsh]

Get the arena war and then by the RC Bandito

[fervent turtle]

I thought u were trans

[sweet harbor]

well i have the rc cars bro

like the imani tech stuff

[mint zealot]

I am

[maiden sleet]

Bandito is worth the mil especially against greifers

[fervent turtle]

[mint zealot]

I long for the day I stop getting asked intrusive questions

[fervent turtle]

Never

[late marsh]

Then when you’re online with the Internet why would you not expect everyone to know the golden rule that there are no females on the Internet?

[fervent turtle]

There are tho

I have some female friends on discord

[mint zealot]

oh shut up you furry

[late marsh]

That’s boomer furry

[mint zealot]

Dear God

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-tf2-tf2medic-scout-tf2-delete-this-delete-that-gif-23988140

[fervent turtle]

Perms flex

[late marsh]

There are no women on the Internet because no woman would waste Their time getting asked out by all the simps, And there are no kids on the Internet with the exception of call of duty and Xbox with the exception of fake ones who are FBI agents cat fishing people

[mint zealot]

I like leading simps on, taking their money and then blocking them

[late marsh]

That was the reason why it’s a golden rule

[maiden sleet]

Edp445

[fervent turtle]

Uh there are women on internet, u are just unlucky that u didn't find one

[late marsh]

Keyword that this is before the Internet became main stream

[mint zealot]

The internet is a series of tubes

[late marsh]

I’m so old none of you Know about what even YTMND is

If only you kids would learn to punch the keys for god sake’s

[maiden sleet]

People who play on pc what is it like dealing with modders

[mint zealot]

Awful

And sometimes even dangerous

[fervent turtle]

Just curious how old are ya?

[late marsh]

28

[fervent turtle]

Absolute hell

[maiden sleet]

Good to know

[wintry heron]

that’s one old furry

[fervent turtle]

Hmm nice I guess, but then as a responsible adult don't waste your time on a gta server trying to argue about the existence of women on the internet

[late marsh]

Again I understand that the Internet Became way more main stream prime example is there a lot more women on the Internet who are fucking Karen’s who use shit like Facebook and Twitter

I was trying to point out that those used to be golden rules back in the early days of the Internet

God I miss the wild wild west of the old Internet before things got really censor happy

[mint zealot]

Okay

[wintry heron]

shut up

you are too old for discord

go to facebook

[maiden sleet]

Bros writing a whole essay

[late marsh]

It’s called voice typing and do I look like a boomer like even more so than my parents?

[wintry heron]

did i ask how you typed it

[late marsh]

I’m like a Proto boomer

[wintry heron]

just shut up no one cares

[late marsh]

Or I can just block and ignore you so you can just not have to deal with me

[wintry heron]

yes🥰😍🥰

please

[late marsh]

Which by the way might I add what the fuck did I do to trigger the shit out of you so badly that you want to get rid of me on site without even knowing anything? Either way Stay Mad cope harder and seath more

[wintry heron]

you need help

[maiden sleet]

[wintry heron]

@fervent turtle seks

[late marsh]

[wintry heron]

[maiden sleet]

[late marsh]

[wintry heron]

[late marsh]

[wintry heron]

[maiden sleet]

✈️✈️🏢🏢💥💥

[fervent turtle]

Ayy seks

[wintry heron]

[fervent turtle]

Man has nitro now

[wintry heron]

mayhaps

[fervent turtle]

[wintry heron]

[fervent turtle]

U have extra perms with nitro

I mean with boost

[wintry heron]

Damn

Which mod did you suck off

[fervent turtle]

None lol, i transferred my boost

It stayed

[wintry heron]

he be hacking

[fervent turtle]

[maiden sleet]

[fervent turtle]

Enjoy your nitro

I got bored after my 3rd month

[cobalt lodge]

anyone want to help me with prison break hiest?

[maiden sleet]

wake up we got a job to do

[dense coyote]

Hey

[ruby plover]

hi

[sinful radish]

So i have my favorite car corvette c8. Should i buy krieger or move my business around. I have around 2.8 mil. Im level 48. I have the Sub,Sparrow, MC, nightclub, bunker and my cel office with special cargo. I haven’t gotten the arcade,penthouse, contracts, auto shop,arena, doomsday. I was thinking of moving ceo offices from west bank to arcaduis and get the 4 integrity way apartment

[wintry heron]

lol i hve on finale and just abandoned it

[ruby plover]

what abt doomsday

[cobalt lodge]

you want to help me out bro>

[maiden sleet]

If you want to get more money focus on bissnuss but if you want less money buy car

[steady marten]

Get f1 tyres and pink underglow in your c8

[wintry heron]

same thing

i helped every one meanwhile me with like

0 og heists completed

[ruby plover]

cayo perico?

[wintry heron]

Penis perico

[ruby plover]

lol

[wintry heron]

i am litrally abusing that heist

[ruby plover]

yea

[cobalt lodge]

Im new i cant afford it yet lol

[ruby plover]

i do it everyday xD

the thing is i m setting it up rn ass well

[cobalt lodge]

could I help?

[ruby plover]

u can come in the finale

it wont take long

[cobalt lodge]

ight bruh I appriciate it

[fervent crow]

[cyan stump]

Is anyone on that wants to play?

[maiden sleet]

[wintry heron]

ok

[ruby plover]

i need an opinion

on what to buy

an oppressor or agency

which to choose

[wintry heron]

oppressor

[ruby plover]

thanks

[wintry heron]

mk 2 right 😭

[soft onyx]

should i buy the phantom wedge for the trade price or just buy it at full price ?

[pliant onyx]

Does anyone know the shotgun did TGG uses in his stream for the contract?

[ruby plover]

yea

[dreamy meadow]

I Think Full auto

[ruby plover]

ofc mk2

[dreamy meadow]

Im Not sure

[dense plover]

Damn sadge my man pavel still eating 20 yr old “red caviar”

Canned btw

[sick dawn]

Any pc player having server issues??

I am having them a lot here

[soft onyx]

yeah if he is in the kitchen he will be eating caviar out of an entire pot-sized tin

[wintry heron]

Ngl I be going to the strip club and jacking off to Cheetah

[brisk merlin]

💀

[wintry heron]

i did a cayo no one was near me the game lagged for a bit and 13 guards tped to me and i got detected

[tropic latch]

bro what did i read

tbf at least u dont gotta go through the hassle of clearing history

[junior prism]

Wait what th-

🤦🏻‍♂️

[wintry heron]

I have to go through the hassle of other people seeing me on the radar 😔

[wintry heron]

Her and Nikki the best ones tbh

Internus for a tomboy dike ass cut

[junior prism]

I have never gone to strip club

Private browsing 😉

[wintry heron]

I use tor to find the most indescribable GTA content 😳

[wintry heron]

Missing out

[wintry heron]

Idk when this was but I think there was a bug with cayo perico

[outer crest]

Each time I see someone go into the show store I raid the place and set it a blaze

[wintry heron]

Like I was getting caught for literally no reason

[junior prism]

Huh mine was working

[wintry heron]

In the game right?

[outer crest]

Wait sorry this isn't irl chat

[junior prism]

No he committed arson

Obviously

[wintry heron]

This was old

[junior prism]

When?

[wintry heron]

I was clearly joking just forgot to bold

[wintry heron]

Smh idk

Like

[junior prism]

No i know i was being sarcastic

[wintry heron]

A couple of months ago

[junior prism]

Oh ok

[wintry heron]

Eh maybe even further actually

[outer crest]

Got the vigilante today

[junior prism]

Ok ima go to lfg xbox cayo

[junior prism]

Sick im probably about to buy that and the oppressor

[outer crest]

I was gonna buy the oppressor but was like I'd rather get the terabyte first and get the discount

[mint zealot]

Terabyte?

[outer crest]

I probably spelt it wrong

[sick dawn]

Lol

[mint zealot]

Oh you meant Terrorbyte

[outer crest]

Ye sorry about that

[wintry heron]

I don't really think it matters to point him out

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-mam-top-gun-gif-10989461

[wintry heron]

I found out some methods to grind the heist in about 30 mins

[tropic latch]

13 19 49

[wintry heron]

Probably not exactly

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[junior prism]

I do b2b with my friend usually

[tepid pebble]

Zentyyyy

[outer crest]

For the 4 past Cayo heist I have gotten no paintings

[brazen river]

hi

[mint zealot]

Hello stranger

[brazen river]

hi any og experienced gta player here

[mint zealot]

Yes

[brazen river]

u

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-top-gun-deal-with-it-cool-af-gif-22268997

[brazen river]

may i dm u

please

[mint zealot]

Sure

[brazen river]

kk

[granite pewter]

Can anyone help to buy Submarine

[blissful bison]

i just got 2.2 mil should i buy the submarine?

[outer crest]

Define help

[outer crest]

Yes

[blissful bison]

ok

[outer crest]

And if u don't like it just do Cayo like 2 times and u have more money than u started with

[tropic latch]

awesome more money that i dont know what to do with

[blissful bison]

nah i like it i just don't know how to scope out

[tropic latch]

cayo makes u filthy rich

[mint zealot]

Buy a yacht

[tropic latch]

its easy you gotta be sped to not know how to do it

[blissful bison]

best waste of money

[outer crest]

Honestly Cayo makes the game so easy it is kinda sad like before it would take weeks to get what u wanted but now u can get it in a day

[brazen river]

hi
my account too got reseted they say because i violated their policy i dont know wht i did yesterday other guy got access of my steam can anyone help please i was level 129 with 100 million dollars and all properties in hand

[tropic latch]

eh i might just dump it on cars

[brazen river]

i wanna rise again

any heist

[tropic latch]

yeah u can get a maxed business in a day

[blissful bison]

i'd rather buy something useful for 10mil

[tropic latch]

before that shit took a week

[outer crest]

Honestly contact Rockstar but from I heard that is a waste of time

[brazen river]

yes

[tropic latch]

their support is cheeks

[brazen river]

true

[mint zealot]

Get some friends, buy some jets and then run a little mercenary team that kills players with bounties and/or griefers @tropic latch

[brazen river]

planning of becoming hacker

[tropic latch]

bro wtf 😂

if i miraculously get my friends on we do heists

[mint zealot]

Hey that's what I did when I got all the money I wanted

[brazen river]

how much money u have in hand

[outer crest]

Remember guys first thing u buy is a golden helicopter

[tropic latch]

golden jet*

[mint zealot]

20 million

[brazen river]

kosakatak is waste of money lol yatch is best

[tropic latch]

im also very conservative

[blissful bison]

what a waste of money

[outer crest]

Isn't there a golden helicopter as well tho or am I thinking of something else

[tropic latch]

so thats an issue

[blissful bison]

i'd rather buy a nightshark

[tropic latch]

there is

[mint zealot]

Yes

[outer crest]

Oh alright

[tropic latch]

i hate having really 2 sources of money

casino and cayo

and maybe the nc

[outer crest]

Also casino is so hard for me to do because like I could make so much more with Cayo and it feels like a waste of time

[tropic latch]

casino is a good break

[outer crest]

True

[tropic latch]

it pays good enough

[mint zealot]

Casino aggressive is my favorite heist

[tropic latch]

casino big con LS water is my favorite

bug stars is cool too

i like the fooling shit

feels straight out of a cartoon

[mint zealot]

I just like aggressive because I get to shoot endless waves of Texans

[tropic latch]

yeah its fun with a group of friends

[blissful bison]

do we have to scope out everytime in the cayo heist?

[outer crest]

Yes

[tropic latch]

yes

the bad part of aggressive is that after crew costs u get like 600k

[blissful bison]

thats hard right

[outer crest]

If u r having trouble with scoping it out just look up a guard

[tropic latch]

no

not at all

[outer crest]

Scoping out for me is easy

But if u are barely doing it yes it will he

[tropic latch]

again, if u cant scope cayo then ur sped

just go off road

[outer crest]

Well my first time I had a hard time

[blissful bison]

do i like have to scope out everything

[tropic latch]

ima leave my pc on all night for NC production

[tropic latch]

only the primary and secondary targets after ur first run

on the first run u gotta scout like 1 million things

[wintry heron]

yeah just need drainage tunnel and then ur set

[outer crest]

Pretty much

[tropic latch]

longfin is the best solo approach btw

[outer crest]

Nah

[tropic latch]

sub is better for duos/teams

[slate olive]

is it ok to buy nightclub when i have coke , bunker , counterfeit cash , meth and import export?

[tropic latch]

u can hit secondaries first

for solo thats important

[slate olive]

or buy a hangar as well

[wintry heron]

@outer crest member you cant access secondaries in compound solo

[tropic latch]

so u dont have to commute after u hit primary

[outer crest]

If u hit secondary first u are slow

[tropic latch]

no

its really quick to grab n go

as a solo player longfin is better

[wintry heron]

yeah

[outer crest]

I meant like walking wise

[tropic latch]

no lol ur on a boat

[outer crest]

It slows u down the more u get

[tropic latch]

it doesnt effect me a lot

[wintry heron]

it does?

ive never noticed

[outer crest]

Ya Pavel even tells u it will slow u down

[tropic latch]

and besides the commute from compound to coke secondaries is longer than just hitting it first

might as well save some seconds

[wintry heron]

my character walks around with 200kg of gold fine lol

[tropic latch]

the walking isnt much at all, trust me

[slate olive]

i will do one cayo perico then buy coke lockup

[wintry heron]

nah its the same time

in theory

[slate olive]

and counterfeit cash factory

[tropic latch]

secondaries first is quicker than secondaries second

[wintry heron]

no its not its the same either way

[outer crest]

I do drainage tunnel then get the 2 secondary targets at the main dock

[tropic latch]

i hit secondaries and go to drainage

with boat

[wintry heron]

i just go to drainage and get everything i need in compound and leave cayo, i mostly do 2 man runs though

[slate olive]

well counterfeit cash factory is free

because starter pack

[tropic latch]

well then yeah sub is better for team runs

[outer crest]

Mc business suck nowadays

[slate olive]

that i got for free

[tropic latch]

for solo runs longfin better by miles

[wintry heron]

what are your guys's best time for cayo perico

[tropic latch]

dont remember n i dont look either

[outer crest]

Around 10ish mins

[wintry heron]

didnt get it for free you bought it with irl money

my best run is 6 32

[tropic latch]

something under 10m

[slate olive]

epic games

[wintry heron]

but that was before the new cayo card change and i had really good drops

[outer crest]

Best business is bunker

[tropic latch]

nightclub since its easy solo

[wintry heron]

nightclub superior since you can just afk all the time

bunker needs refill

[tropic latch]

also one sell vehice so u dont need to keep track

no resupply too

[wintry heron]

cant leave bunker on while you sleep

[outer crest]

Ya but it is only good if u have like all the business

[tropic latch]

its still better than any other business

[outer crest]

True

But for a beginner

[slate olive]

yes

[tropic latch]

no resupply, one vehicle, and easy sell missions

[slate olive]

but if you want to make bigger sales

[tropic latch]

recipe for the best business

[slate olive]

you need mule custom and pounder custom

[wintry heron]

mule custom costs 75k lol

idk how much pounder costs

[slate olive]

200k-ish

[wintry heron]

ah

[slate olive]

after mc businesses and upgrades

[short lake]

Did Christmas update came ?

[outer crest]

Should I get the widowmaker and the other laser gun I've been pushing it back for a few days now as I'm not sure if I should

[tropic latch]

no snow sadly

[slate olive]

i will buy nightclub with upgrades

[short lake]

[wintry heron]

widowmaker is like a slightly worse minigun

[slate olive]

and buy terrobyte with drone station upgrade

[tropic latch]

ok guys time to afk all night while watching solomuns fire performance

[slate olive]

[wintry heron]

if ur not rank 120 then yeah get widowmaker

[outer crest]

Kk

[wintry heron]

i dont use the other laser gun tbh

[outer crest]

Oh alright

[wintry heron]

just use incendiary combat mg

[slate olive]

hangar then nightclub or only nightclub?

[short lake]

That gun is shit against mini gun also that gun gives away your location when u use it in night

[outer crest]

Hangar business is kinda trash

[wintry heron]

yeah thats why i said its worse than minigun

[tropic latch]

still a must own property however

[wintry heron]

but you forget minigun has a level 120 cap

[outer crest]

Sadly true

[tropic latch]

ill never profit on the hangar cos its just not worth it

[short lake]

Sad for low lvls not for us xd

[tropic latch]

i wouldnt put my friends through the hell of selling my hangar just for me to get 20 cents and a french fry from wendys

[wintry heron]

yeah lol its always bad when a low level tries to snipe me and theyll only take 1 shot to down bc of low level

[short lake]

💪

[outer crest]

How do I like increase my health btw because I noticed it only goes up when Im doing heist with other people

[wintry heron]

increase level

[outer crest]

Oh alright

[narrow grotto]

Ways to get outta bad sport can someone help

[wintry heron]

stops increasing after lvl 100

[narrow grotto]

I got trapped in it for cayo replay

[outer crest]

I'm like level 60 so I was confused

[tropic latch]

🍆

[short lake]

Ya near 110 lvl something u will get full hp

[outer crest]

Gotta wait basically

[tropic latch]

just be a good boy

and let people sell their bunker

[wintry heron]

maybe dont grief cargo??

[short lake]

[wintry heron]

[narrow grotto]

It was for doing cayo replay

[wintry heron]

really?

[tropic latch]

ok why would u quit on cayo replay

was the 50k that worth it

[wintry heron]

ive never had that happen to me

[tropic latch]

to quit 500 times

[narrow grotto]

What

[short lake]

[narrow grotto]

Do u guys even know how cayo B2b works

But anyways yea

[tropic latch]

no cos i play legit

😂

[wintry heron]

its different for pc users

[short lake]

Yup i do

[tropic latch]

i know how it goes on PC not xb/ps

so i make the broad assumption that its the same

[wintry heron]

its a feature in gtao its been around for almost 8 years

[tropic latch]

tbh im not gonna try it

[wintry heron]

its not a glitch or exploit

[short lake]

But i never use it tho bcz my frnd got banned for using it

[wintry heron]

its a feature

[tropic latch]

i got banned once

not doing it again

[mint zealot]

I did it and my account is still there

[wintry heron]

yeah it might be dif on pc

[tropic latch]

cant risk my 30 bucks

[wintry heron]

youve spent 30 bucks on gtao?

[tropic latch]

for the game

[wintry heron]

oh

[frigid mural]

u can't call it a feature cuz it was not Intended by the developers therefore it is a bug/glitch. Its just that this bug/glitch is hard to identify for u to get banned for it

[blissful bison]

gtao

new game

[short lake]

Some get banned not all

[tropic latch]

basically

gtav and gtao are so different

[blissful bison]

[wintry heron]

yes and they havent done anything about it for 8 years
they 100% know it exists and do not even try to remove or patch it

[tropic latch]

i need to see them flying motorbikes in gta 6

[wintry heron]

its a feature

[blissful bison]

[frigid mural]

still a bug that just does not get patched

[wintry heron]

i dont understand why people shit on money glitchers more than shark card buyers...
some people just dont have to time to grind for hours

[tropic latch]

ima sleep while my nightclub produces, gotta sleep naked too for that natural testosterone production #alphamindset 💪 🍆

[outer crest]

Honestly feel like seeing Trevor on a oppressor mk2 would be a total gta5 thing

[brazen river]

hi

can anyone give me an op gta 5 online account for free

lol

[outer crest]

Don't think anyone would do that

[brazen river]

yes

i got ban

[late marsh]

Especially considering they would also have to give their account for all the other games as well

[wintry heron]

lol

[brazen river]

i did nothing

[short lake]

[late marsh]

[tough mountain]

the ones who voted that they dont like the dlc is because they cant lock on their homing with mk2 anymore

[wintry heron]

thats what you get for playing on pc

[blissful bison]

[wintry heron]

get rekt

[short lake]

[tough mountain]

for free

[late marsh]

[tough mountain]

do you know how much it costs lmao

[late marsh]

Him

[tough mountain]

i saved up like

[blissful bison]

dude hes prob 10 chill

[brazen river]

20 euros

[tough mountain]

a whole year to get it

[blissful bison]

its 29.99 euros

[outer crest]

Don't even own an oppressor mk2 tho or cargo grief

[tough mountain]

[late marsh]

Dude imagine getting banned from playing a service game knowing that all that money was pissed away

[tough mountain]

i see

i was being sarcastic btw

[outer crest]

Alrighty

[late marsh]

Look at all these people acting as if not owning the mark two is a badge of honor

[blissful bison]

[outer crest]

Lol I'll buy it eventually

[short lake]

& when u played it boom mf modders get rekt (jk)

[wintry heron]

now that they patched the jet spawn glitch i have to use my mk2 for transport :/

sad times

[tough mountain]

yep lmao

i got gear now sooo

i can fight off these assholes on godmode mk2 or deluxo

[blissful bison]

how can i get rp fast?

i am getting no rp these days

[wintry heron]

jet griefers are the worst

[tough mountain]

casino

collectibles

[wintry heron]

do you have a toreador

[mint zealot]

Double rp jobs

[short lake]

Cargo warehouse best to grind RP

[blissful bison]

no man i just got the money to buy a submarine

[wintry heron]

get a toreador

[blissful bison]

after that?

[wintry heron]

there are some missions you can do where you can kill like 200 npcs easily in like 4min and get 5-6k rp

[short lake]

Get mk2 before toreador i would say

[wintry heron]

special simeon missions

@short lake no for rp

[blissful bison]

okay tnx

[short lake]

Ohh

[wintry heron]

i just forget the mission names but you can get 31rp per kill

or 62rp per vehicle destroyed using ur toreador

you literally destroy like a 100 vehicles

[short lake]

Bcz if inf missiles u suggesting toreador?@wintry heron

[wintry heron]

yeah

[thorn portal]

Hi I am new here and in GTA too. I didnt get any msg from Maude and I am of lvl 20 something. What should I do?

[wintry heron]

toreador missiles also lock on very well

not as well as mk2 but mk2 is too limited for some things

[mint zealot]

Wait

It takes a little bit

[outer crest]

Ya it is random so if ur online for like only a few mins it might not show up or if u do missions and leave

[cedar sail]

how do you trigger story missions

[thorn portal]

I played for hrs two - three times. In solo, public lobbies just to break cycle.

[cedar sail]

i've been driving around for hours and nothing is popping up about the main story

[outer crest]

Hmm that is weird

[outer crest]

Story mode or online

[cedar sail]

story mode

[thorn portal]

I didnt get first tresure hunt email too. After playing for long. I checked on forums. Then gone too mine location. then it pop ups. Is there anything about maude too?

[outer crest]

Hmm not sure

[outer crest]

Check for the letters and go to them they usually are the story mode or something

[cedar sail]

bruh even the god dam story mode rockstar still has problems

[cedar sail]

its only the side quests i'm looking for the main story missions

[outer crest]

Where did u leave off before thus problem?

[cedar sail]

i left in after torturing mr. K as trevor cuz the game glitched

[outer crest]

Hmm honestly if reseting the game doesn't work I would try going to a previous save

[cedar sail]

tried that but i rely on autosaves

[outer crest]

Oof then idk what to say honestly

[cedar sail]

bruhh

[outer crest]

@cedar sail imma send u a link for help

[elder temple]

whats the best personal garage to buy that you can customize cars in?

[short lake]

I like new agency garage @elder temple

[elder temple]

does it have all custumizations?

[short lake]

Yup it also have 1 more new option imani tech something which it only have for 4 new cars

[elder temple]

ok cool ty

[wintry heron]

So close to 18 mil 😀

[pliant walrus]

Hi

I suck at GTA what do I do

[wintry heron]

Idk I'm poor

[versed fjord]

Keep spinning the wheel every day and you’ll be getting some stuff

[wintry heron]

90 87 32

[pliant walrus]

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[versed fjord]

What

[pliant walrus]

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