🚔┃gta-discussion

[tough mountain]

the weekdays

[wintry heron]

nooooo

welp

i gotta get calyxxs to help

[tough mountain]

yea lol

sorry

[wintry heron]

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why are female npc drivers tend to crash into you more often?

attention to detail rockstar?

[timid eagle]

Yep

Realism

[wintry heron]

yeah

everytime

90% of my car crash came from female npc

guess i didn't know when i got a start i liked i never tried anything else

but they changed how guards walk so now i only do roof strat

[slow dome]

they are meant to cook not to drive, what did you expect?

[zealous tangle]

I am getting only 5% discount in the armory, anyone else facing something similar?

[dull cedar]

anyone comming to prison break stups?

[wintry heron]

i cant agree to a point more than i can to this

[gleaming lava]

is Cayo perico is broken????

[wintry heron]

it's been glitcher

[gleaming lava]

oh crap

[slow dome]

[blissful bison]

how do i get to talk to madrazo in the music box or smt

[light leaf]

do you think the agency is going on sale soon?

[languid shadow]

Maybe

[slow dome]

I feel like you are an FBI agent, somehow

[light leaf]

next week?

[languid shadow]

Probably not

[wintry heron]

Yeah, I'm F.B.I

Femboy Bureau of Investigation

[languid shadow]

What is your level?

[velvet needle]

Any1 play xbox ?

[rustic notch]

🚫 ROCKZ, that command is disabled in this channel.

[slow dome]

[velvet needle]

Im sick of these huge loading screens

I've been in it for 6 mins

[slow dome]

typical rockstar shit

[wintry heron]

it took me like 40 seconsd to load into public

[slow dome]

100 gb/sec gang

[wintry heron]

lmao

its only 100mbps

idk how

i loaded in so quick

wait

did i say only

[slow dome]

ONLY

[wintry heron]

accidental flex

why couldnt we get a 1.5mil bonus or something for completing the dr dre contract the first time :/ so we can at least pay back a decent amount we spent on the agency

So hows the dlc guys

its good

a lot of fun

[slow dome]

I think the agency will have more unique contracts updates in the future

[wintry heron]

just pay is underwhelming :///

[slow dome]

so it will pay back but you just need to be patient

[wintry heron]

Yea better than cayo dlc?

[random nova]

I found a aimbotter

Om xbox

[summer root]

has anyone earned more than 250/day from their agency (i thought it was supposed to increase)

[wintry heron]

i hope so imagine we get a contract with michael

if i have done a payphone hit do i need to wait for the rng to give me a new one on the map or can i do it a faster way?

MICHAEL CONTRACT would be the shit

Nah it will be funny

[slow dome]

will not happen I think

[wintry heron]

nahhhhhh

i mean

So its a decent update

cayo is an entire island

[summer root]

you can call frankling directly and he will activate a payphone

[wintry heron]

yeah its better than tuners

[wintry heron]

Truw

much better than tuners

[wintry heron]

thanks it took me like 40 min to get it to spawn

Tuners wasnt the best dlc i gotta say

[slow dome]

I always cringe when I hear KDJ talking to his bitch

[wintry heron]

It is cringey

the pay is also like slightly better than auto shop contracts

[slow dome]

it's like they are the only fucking people alive or something

[summer root]

there is a 20 min cooldown between assassinations

[wintry heron]

i hate them

both of them

[wintry heron]

Cool

i also hate the hacker chick in the agency tbh

[slow dome]

she is a neutral person so idk

[wintry heron]

I mean auto shop contracts give around 180k to 300k

[haughty basalt]

im hearing a lot of hate what do you guys like about the update

[wintry heron]

Who doesnt?

[wintry heron]

nah they give 120-270 and thats 3 missions and the finale is much more difficult than the security contracts

the security contracts are pretty quick

[slow dome]

rolls SUV 😋

[wintry heron]

It just depends which contract

[slender vine]

I need some help, So I am a new player and I have bought the criminal enterprise starter pack but its not showing in game, like the prices are the same and I haven't got any money, cars, cloths etc, What do I do? PLEASE HELP

[sacred mantle]

Lol copy and paste

[clear reef]

Guys can u do replay glitch on cayo perico heist on PS4

I have friend

[sacred mantle]

Restart gta

[haughty basalt]

i can help

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron just union depository gives 300k (270k) all other contracts are under 200k

[slender vine]

the app?

[sacred mantle]

Yes

[slender vine]

PLEASE

[wintry heron]

get plus 75k the first time you do a contract i think

[sacred mantle]

The whole launcher

Just restart

[marsh lotus]

nah bro itll be same for a while

[slow dome]

restart your country, will work I think

[marsh lotus]

wait for 30 mins

[wintry heron]

Try going to the menu -> online -> criminal enterpirise starterpack

[clear reef]

Guys can u do replay glitch on cayo perico heist on PS4? I have a friend that can help me with this?

[slender vine]

okok, for how long? like i played for 2h ig

[marsh lotus]

yes

[wintry heron]

no

[slow dome]

stop wasting time FREON

[marsh lotus]

no i dont lmao

[wintry heron]

dont give money to r*

[clear reef]

Do the host close the application when given the envelope in the cutscene

[wintry heron]

Or you should maybe restart your game

[wintry heron]

it doesnt matter too much when

just as long as the cutscene is on

[slow dome]

you have stuff to do, move your bitch ass out of discord or else

[marsh lotus]

close when transaction pending vanishes

[marsh lotus]

or else

[clear reef]

Are u sure

[wintry heron]

yeah lmao

[clear reef]

I’m on PS4

[wintry heron]

just close in the cutscene

[wintry heron]

Idk i only play union depository when it comes to contracts

[clear reef]

Ah okay

[wintry heron]

i did all of em for that first time bonus

but yeah UD is good

[clear reef]

Do u have panther statue

[slow dome]

[wintry heron]

Oh you get bonus like cayo and casino heist when doing it the first time?

[clear orbit]

AAAAH, ps players are taking over

[wintry heron]

ye

[wintry heron]

you get +75k on every contract if you do it for the first time

[worthy fable]

I need help when I play gta story when I save my data then when I come later it dssapears then I have to start again

[wintry heron]

like UD gave you 345k the first time and 270k every other time

[wintry heron]

Thats nice

yeah its a good motivator to do every contract at least once

I shall do it

[worthy fable]

I need help when I play gta story when I save my data then when I come later it dssapears then I have to start again

[wintry heron]

Like 75k isnt nothing

btw afk'ing is far far far more OP now than ever

[worthy fable]

I need help when I play gta story when I save my data then when I come later it dssapears then I have to start again

[wintry heron]

they lowered the daily fees like 10 fold
i used to pay 60k and only pay like 6k now

[slow dome]

if no one replied to you, that mean no one have an answer

[wintry heron]

Why what do you get

its profitable to afk with ANYTHING

[wintry heron]

my nightclub fills

[clear orbit]

..

[wintry heron]

can sell it then and get between 1 and 2 mil

[wintry heron]

They reduced the taxes!?!?!

and my mc businesses fill too but they have to be refiled so theyre not as afk able

[wintry heron]

by a lot

[slow dome]

imagine paying taxes in gta 💀

[proven cobalt]

😭

[wintry heron]

cant automatically lobby hop every 47:59 minutes :/

i used to afk and have a timer on my phone for 40min lol

[wintry heron]

Jeez thats soo nice i remember being afk to eat dinner after 10 mins i lost 100k haha

[slow dome]

I mean real taxes..

[wintry heron]

ah

lol 1% property taxes on every property every ingame day

gonna pay like 125k an hour

[slow dome]

[wintry heron]

YeZ mOnEy

[clear orbit]

[slow dome]

I am working on a machine that makes me able to get my gta money out of the disk reader and turn it into real cash

wish me luck

[clear orbit]

who's using ps5 here?

[wintry heron]

i wish

wish i had a pc more tho

I wish you good luck @slow dome on your money generator

[clear orbit]

👀

[wintry heron]

Ps4

[clear orbit]

mk

[wintry heron]

pc is obviously superior in every way but way too expensive...

[slow dome]

thanks, I still need to buy a laundering machine to launder my money

and soap

[wintry heron]

Yea like 2k+ for a maxed out pc

[clear orbit]

am returning to gtao after 6 months

[wintry heron]

not even for a maxed out pc

[wintry heron]

Why?

[clear orbit]

DLC

duh

[wintry heron]

2k for a pc that can even run 2019 big games lol

[wintry heron]

Is it that bad

[wintry heron]

What is it more

[clear orbit]

bruh i meant i am returning coz of the new dlc

[wintry heron]

yeah gtao gets boring when you have everything

[clear orbit]

but i left coz i Got bored

[slow dome]

except friends

[wintry heron]

I mean if you have everything

Its your choice

[wintry heron]

not really

anyone know what cars can have imani tech? i only know the champion

[clear orbit]

@wintry heroni used to play with my friend
but he is in boarding school now

[wintry heron]

every new contract cars

[wintry heron]

can check online but easily above 2k, like 2.5-5k EASILY (prebuilt) for a top of the line gaming pc

thank me later

[wintry heron]

thats it?

yeah

older DLC cars, no

[wintry heron]

That sucks

[slow dome]

no

[clear orbit]

first thing that happened to me when i joined was

griefers

[blissful bison]

how do i make money?

[slow dome]

the ignus cannot be equipped with the jammer

[wintry heron]

no

[slow dome]

homing missiles jammer

or armor

[wintry heron]

rob stores

[wintry heron]

pretend youre a woman and try to get people to send you money online

okay thanks

thank me later

[wintry heron]

i know

[wintry heron]

Yea but you dont get 2k that easy irl

i forgot about ignus

[blissful bison]

;-;

[wintry heron]

rarely use that car oiwe0qeq

[slow dome]

so I was right

[blissful bison]

bro i aint trynna spend 10 years getting money they drop 300$ or smt

[slow dome]

[blissful bison]

i have no friends i cant do heists

):

[wintry heron]

1k is enough to take the easy way out 2 times tho

[bright sun]

I can be ur friend

[wintry heron]

i can be ur mo-

[blissful bison]

i have 1 mil idk what to buy

[blissful bison]

:)

[wintry heron]

yeah itd much cheaper if you just buy individual parts, like 40% cheaper
most pc users slowly upgrade and invest into their rigs tho
theyd spend like 300-400$ a year on upgrading their pc

[wintry heron]

i have 11 mil and still have no idea what to buy

[wintry heron]

If you are a beginner just do jobs and rob stores till you hit a few million to buy an arcade or kosatka and maybe later a mc bussines

they dont buy all the hardware they need at once

[bright sun]

Same

[wintry heron]

yeah

just what they need and slowly improve

[slow dome]

buy things you hate

[wintry heron]

i practically bought every aircraft

and new aircrafts

[slow dome]

you will feel the importance of money then

[blissful bison]

thats what i am trynna do but i need vip in the casino to unlock the submarine

[wintry heron]

hmm

idk man

[blissful bison]

and only way i can get vip in the casino is buy buying a penthouse?

[wintry heron]

i have nothing to hate in this game

[wintry heron]

You can do cayo solo or ask one of us to help in #🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4 or #🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4

@wintry heron buy 3 toreadors

thank me later

[wintry heron]

i did

[slow dome]

the post van ?

[wintry heron]

buy 3 more

[wintry heron]

i posted it on gta media maybe

[wintry heron]

i did

[blissful bison]

don't i need the submarine to do the cayo heist?

[slow dome]

[wintry heron]

hmm

6 toreadors?

why the hell not

thats a good deal

yeah i mean 6 is better than 3

yeah

[wintry heron]

Seems smart, i dont have much knowledge about pc's

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[slow dome]

you are in a difficult stage my friend, best of luck not getting depressed

[wintry heron]

oppressor mk2 griefer better be sweating after this

[wintry heron]

but why'

[slow dome]

[wintry heron]

the more the merrier

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

okay

[wintry heron]

Dont you need to just enter the music locker for that? Its been a long time

oppressor mk2 griefers can destroy 1 of my toreador while i still have 5 more

isnt that a good deal?

for 6 toreadors

bro lets say 5 of your toreadors break, whatchu gonna do? call mors?
lol sucks to be you ill just call my 6th toreador in

ezezeze

[wintry heron]

Yes you do

yeeee

[blissful bison]

yeah but to talk with the dude i need vip in the casino

[wintry heron]

exactly

get enough toreadors so that you never have to call mors again

[blissful bison]

i have to talk with that dude to unlock it

[slow dome]

imagine if we can hire NPCs to help us kill someone and make them use our vehicles

[wintry heron]

everytime a toreador breaks buy another one

[wintry heron]

Really? I dont have vip and i was able to talk to him

[wintry heron]

oppressor mk2 npc

[wintry heron]

sure

alright brb

im gonna use cargobob

[wintry heron]

Call mercenaries

and deliver my khanjali to random low levels

xdxdxdxdxdxd

[wintry heron]

rip to my man rubio

[blissful bison]

i need to buy a penthouse to get vip ;-;

[summer root]

is there only 3 new media sticks or has anyone found anymore

[blissful bison]

at least thats what the game said

[wintry heron]

My man investing in toreadors

i took a lvl 1 player for a ride in my toreador...went out to the ocean and forced him out 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[slow dome]

no like making an old sick man suicide diving my hydra into someone

[wintry heron]

lmao

he swam all the way back

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[wintry heron]

i once took like level 6 player

and went into the ocean

didnt even kicked him out

and then he left by his own

he thinks its gonna be destroyed lmaooo

[wintry heron]

I dont have a penthouse lol and i was able to enter the music locker

[wintry heron]

lol

i kinda bullied the lvl 1 a bit ngl

[wintry heron]

Hahah

i kinda tricked the level 6 a bit ngl

alright im gonna try delivering khanjali to low levels using cargobob

i wanna see their reaction xd

[slow dome]

you are under investigation by the Newbie bullying department, be careful

[wintry heron]

you can sticky players btw...

sticky bombs can stick on player backs...

[wintry heron]

yes

[wintry heron]

opressor better imo

[wintry heron]

you just knew?

[wintry heron]

yes

but im gonna deliver a whole fkin tank

into low levels

ye makes sense to me go ahead

let a low level fly your mk2 and kick him out when hes high in the air

@blissful bison just try going into the music locker if that doesnt work then i dont know it either

[wintry heron]

i did that alot

not on purpose

but when i park my mk2

some low levels tend to steal it

lol

one itme my molotok got stolen lmao

i kicked him out

[wintry heron]

Hahah khanjali go brrrrr

he survived using parachute

but my molotok crashed into him

gg

Haaahha the odds

i jumped out of my sparrow and it fell on to me the other day

[slow dome]

I would give a lvl 1 my mk2 to see what they will do, their following actions will determine if I should track their IP, load my silenced pistol and save everyone from a potential griefer or not

[wintry heron]

yEs

[blissful bison]

i did like 3 times it says "this part of the music locker is vip only to get vip buy a penthouse"

[wintry heron]

gonna use my scramjet first

the ndeliver it to low level

then finally khanjali

[patent mountain]

are you trying to get kosakta

[blissful bison]

yes

[patent mountain]

oh i know why

[wintry heron]

Idk man then you need to buy the pennthous

[patent mountain]

no you dont

[blissful bison]

thats the best waste of money

[slow dome]

beware of the consequences, giving a rat too much cheese will only end up badly for you

[blissful bison]

do u know how i could get it?

[wintry heron]

I know but if it doesnt work

[wintry heron]

Then tell @blissful bison

[patent mountain]

yes, in the contract update, they moved the location, the new location is at madrazo's house the icon will be a green H with a palm tree

[wintry heron]

Lol how could i know i havent even played the new dlc

[slow dome]

[languid sequoia]

😂

[patent mountain]

i dont know anything else because i have no business or apartments and level 4 and only 9000 dollars on pc

[wintry heron]

Did everyone saw that too

[slow dome]

yeah

what was that

[wintry heron]

It was

----__---__-----------

But very long

[marsh lotus]

gta spam boxes

yes

[wintry heron]

Yes

[blissful bison]

tnx lemme check it

[slow dome]

[marsh lotus]

xDDD

[wintry heron]

dude

the level 16

shot me with a widowmaker

until my cargobob smoked

then fired 3 homing

i dodged it all

Epic gamer moment

[marsh lotus]

if i were you

[wintry heron]

boutta get my hunter

[marsh lotus]

i would ram the cargobob in him

[wintry heron]

im so pissed at this guy

[marsh lotus]

xD

[bright sun]

Who

[wintry heron]

nvm

hes modder

a damn modder

[bright sun]

War

Wat

[marsh lotus]

lvl 16 too

[wintry heron]

explosive miniguns with blimp explosion effect

[marsh lotus]

xDD

[wintry heron]

gta is officially ruined

[marsh lotus]

sounds like wet fart sound meme

xD

[bright sun]

I thought it aleardy ruined

[patent mountain]

one time there was a kd warrior ( also a griefer ) with 2000 kd ratio 😳 in a khanjali i was using my widowmaker and he shot me like 15 times with the khanjali and missed everytime, they were so close to me like an inch away from my character i kept on using the widowmaker until his khanjali got weak and my friend finished him off

[wintry heron]

i once also had a griefer

with like 200 kd

shot me

[marsh lotus]

the truth is the game was already rigged from the START!

[wintry heron]

missed all

[slow dome]

I always do kamikaze style suicide diving with my titan

[marsh lotus]

same lol

[wintry heron]

is it just a coincidence that modder have a terrible aim?

[marsh lotus]

because they have bad gamesense they mod lol

everygame

[wintry heron]

yeah

[slow dome]

this should be a law by now

[patent mountain]

i havent encountered a modder yet

i have been in around 20 sessions

[wintry heron]

me and @tough mountain once fought the 200 kd

[bright sun]

My Buffalo stx just saved me from a griefer

[wintry heron]

he was going around

killing everyone

[marsh lotus]

wtf 200 KD

[wintry heron]

then used psychological warfare against him

[marsh lotus]

man has no life

[wintry heron]

his aim is so bad

dude

like

he even missed his rpg at like 7 meters away

[bright sun]

he probably a modded

Modder*

[wintry heron]

wtf?

[marsh lotus]

say touch some grass or own mother tities maybe

xD

[slow dome]

lets look at it from another angel, what if he was disabled and don't have hands

playing with his feet

[marsh lotus]

he was controlling joystick with own joystick

[slow dome]

[wintry heron]

i did

[patent mountain]

i was doing casino heist and i am level 105 on my ps account and i inv randoms, so i go to the section where it says invite players with similar skills, someone had 2000 kd ratio. this dude has no life, 2000 kd ratio and his skill is equavilent to a level 105

[slow dome]

playing gta with his high quality stick

[marsh lotus]

lmaoooooo

[marsh lotus]

for 30 seconds

[wintry heron]

dude the level 300 is getting ripped by the modder level 16

[marsh lotus]

😈😈

[wintry heron]

i dont understand anymore

[blissful bison]

@patent mountain tysm it worked

[patent mountain]

np

[slow dome]

and then spitting cream all over the place to celebrate his success

[marsh lotus]

a mf did explosive rounds on me and when i started killing with normal heavy

[wintry heron]

it was supossed to be a harmless prank

[marsh lotus]

he started crying

[wintry heron]

lmao

[marsh lotus]

then eating it up

[marsh lotus]

xDDD

[wintry heron]

snipers are one shot kill now? had anyone tested

[slow dome]

[wintry heron]

i once fought barcodes

with my explosive heavy

[marsh lotus]

to the head? yes

[wintry heron]

i previously recorded a macro to spam body armours and snacks

bodyshot

then they shot me 1 time

i used the macro

they accussed me of godmode

😐

[marsh lotus]

as a person with 5000+ CS hours

yes

[slow dome]

what if they are right ?

[marsh lotus]

yeaa

they even cry if you quickswitch

saying u use rapid fire hacks like wtf

[wintry heron]

being called godmode even when youre not is the best compliment ever

[marsh lotus]

xD

[marsh lotus]

truee

[marsh lotus]

because they are👀

[slow dome]

[wintry heron]

ye lmao

[patent mountain]

is it just me or when your in your kosakta and you go to pavel when he is eating beans/red caviar in the cafeteria you can punch him and knock his hat off to reveal that he doesnt have hair there and you can also shoot him in the submarine

[wintry heron]

i get accussed of hacking so many times

because of my healing macro

[marsh lotus]

wait is that!!!

in my entire 84 cayo pericos i ever did

[blissful bison]

btw do u have any money making methods too?

[marsh lotus]

i never saw

[slow dome]

the longer you look at pavel, the more depressed you will get

[marsh lotus]

the more hard your little bro will get

[slow dome]

[wintry heron]

and one time

[marsh lotus]

PC have many bro look on YT

[wintry heron]

i used the ballistic equiptment

paired with BST

along with my macro's

got accussed of hacking by 2 griefers

votekicked me 🥱

[patent mountain]

just heist like cayo, casino is fun but cayo can sometimes be boring, but cayo is a better money maker, if your not a procastinator 1% that you arent, then you can do all casino preps in around 1 hour 30 minutes, cayo preps around 45 minutes if you focus but cayo is boring at times, casino is fun

[marsh lotus]

he recieved busted a minigun cap in your head while high on bull milk xD

[wintry heron]

casino heist payout kinda sucks

[wintry heron]

lmaoo

but seriously

they tried to votekick me

[patent mountain]

if you have sns with hard paintings then you can get 2.7M crew takes 600K your friend takes 200K = 800K 2.7M - 800K = 1.9M for you

[wintry heron]

but i barely use juggernaut armour anymore

[marsh lotus]

i didnt find even 1 player whilst online that tried votekicking anyone my entire 5 years of playthrough!

[wintry heron]

yeah i know

but my casino always get black screen

after completing

annoyed me so much

i stopped playing it enitely

[wintry heron]

damn

[patent mountain]

cayo does that too

[junior anvil]

Nah man if ur poor cayos the only hiest worth doing🤷‍♂️

[wintry heron]

not for me

only casino

[wintry heron]

votekicking is kinda common for me

because of my so called "hacks"

[marsh lotus]

xD

[patent mountain]

true but i just love casino heist

[wintry heron]

gosh i love my keyboard for providing macro keys

[marsh lotus]

my tab key stops working sometimes because of no of times ive quickswitched💀💀

[slow dome]

I was playing yesterday and a griefer was using the homing missiles on the b11 to kill me, like to do tou really have to suck this much ?

[marsh lotus]

even the W key isnt used as much

[wintry heron]

lmao i always use tab

now i dont

[junior anvil]

Yea me too i like the big con and aggressive approaches but i hate silent and sneaky with a passion 😂😅

[wintry heron]

homing on b11?

sheesh

yeah he sucks

[slow dome]

you see

[marsh lotus]

bro wtf yeaa

[wintry heron]

speaking of b11, i once fought a hunter griefer

with @tough mountain

the guy was talking shits

[marsh lotus]

b11 barrage is more powerful xD

[wintry heron]

then i go after him with my b11

then out of nowhere his friend with hunter

just fired alot of homing at me

[marsh lotus]

hunter got hunted xD

[wintry heron]

i tried dodging it with all of my might

[patent mountain]

i like aggro and sns, especially in sns you go in the elevator shaft and rappel down, it could just be you suck at sns ( no offense ) it often gets boring if you keep on dieing and dieing but sns is the best money maker because you can get an extra 200k from the mini vault ( if you are lucky )

[wintry heron]

but eventually after like 30 missiles

he took out my right engine

but its not over

another 30 ish missiles

my b11 starts getting on fire

and like 10 missiles it finally got destroyed

[slow dome]

they use the homing missiles because they can't aim, they have a mental retardness stopping them from getting skills

[wintry heron]

they lack human intellegence

[marsh lotus]

lmaoooo

[marsh lotus]

fr

[wintry heron]

yeah

[tough mountain]

the buffalo stx has op armor

[wintry heron]

and the hunter griefer, it didnt end well for him

[hexed moat]

Where is the evidence on the yaught

[wintry heron]

i used my mk2 to shoot him down

[tough mountain]

was that the teleporting guy?

[patent mountain]

pov: you are grinding cayo preps on opresser mk II then some kid in sparrow starts endlessly spamming homing missles at you

[wintry heron]

yeah

the chalu guy

i think

[tough mountain]

[wintry heron]

lmao

you remember my roast at him?

[marsh lotus]

xDD

[wintry heron]

it made him left the server

and got pissed

he started raging on the chat

[tough mountain]

that fuck got votekicked when i voted for him to be kicked

[wintry heron]

lmao

hes using godmdoe and shit lmao

[marsh lotus]

i killed a hydra while doing intel xD

[wintry heron]

even 1 shotted my toreador

with 1 homing

[tough mountain]

[marsh lotus]

with velum

[wintry heron]

i killed a lazer with velum too

velum on cayo preps are godmode

[marsh lotus]

ayyyy!!

[tough mountain]

[wintry heron]

he tried soo hard

[marsh lotus]

POV- no normal pills today!!

[wintry heron]

to just spray me

with his explosive cannons

[slow dome]

velum is tbe true meaning of don't judge a book by it's cover, that shit is packed up with some heavy anti missiles armor

[marsh lotus]

i barged the velum into him😂😂

[wintry heron]

i didnt even barge lol

i just go straight

while he was going for another round

he forgot to pull up

[marsh lotus]

💀💀💀

[wintry heron]

and crashed into me

got votekicked

as usual

[wintry heron]

only on cayo preps

[tough mountain]

[marsh lotus]

alahuakbar

KABOOM

[slow dome]

yup

[wintry heron]

idk why man

but i get votekicked almost often

[patent mountain]

the moment when that akula is following you

[clear reef]

Guys it would be appreciated if one of u can link me to the cayo perico heist replay glitch for PlayStation. This is for my friend lol. I wanna make sure the video is simple for him. He doesn’t believe me 🤣

[wintry heron]

has anyone tested if the rear window of the new Charger stops bullets. The Shutter style

[junior anvil]

I dont really do the hiests for money but out of the 18 times i have done casino using the s&s approach i have only successfully done it wo getting caught 6 times lol

[tough mountain]

what shutter

the stx?

the louvers?

[wintry heron]

i like cheese wewoquw9qwe2hn34gdhasbdhaq

louvers probably

[tough mountain]

yeah louvers

[marsh lotus]

me when the when i the when

[tough mountain]

they work

even in the toreador

kinda nice actualy

[clear reef]

Guys it would be appreciated if one of u can link me to the cayo perico heist replay glitch for PlayStation. This is for my friend lol. I wanna make sure the video is simple for him. He doesn’t believe me 🤣

[wintry heron]

Nice. Shame I bought the champion

[slow dome]

is that the password for joe biden bank account ?

[wintry heron]

glitch?

[tough mountain]

ayo the stx can survive s jet cannon without armor plating

[wintry heron]

forbidden word qwehqeiwpgqw2e

[tough mountain]

xdxdxdxdxd

[wintry heron]

thats password for george washington bank account

[clear reef]

Yeah u can replay the cayo perico heist so u don’t have to do the setup

[merry anchor]

The Karuma bug is fixed?

Shit.

[marsh lotus]

but write in cursive bro

[wintry heron]

Server doesn’t like exploits, also just search in youtube / reddit.

[pale comet]

the classic " for my friend "

[wintry heron]

i know

[marsh lotus]

xDD

[wintry heron]

but eh

[slow dome]

[clear reef]

Ok 👍

[clear reef]

Hehe

[patent mountain]

quid game

[tough mountain]

ququwaqotsikipanyeda

[marsh lotus]

amogus

[wintry heron]

qe24j9234y2uehjqwndsklnrwhjknalrerurq

[slow dome]

screenshoted that

[tough mountain]

some low level in gta be like

[slow dome]

more bank accounts passwords please

[wintry heron]

low levels in gta tend to attack me for no reason

idk why

a group of level 10

[wintry heron]

shot down my molotok

[tough mountain]

they tend to attack down everyone

[wintry heron]

then i wanted to kill them 1 time

[tough mountain]

lmao

[wintry heron]

for warning

[pale comet]

btw they made it that you need 2 ppl at the same time to open the doors in cayo

[wintry heron]

then they started calling me salty

[marsh lotus]

omg pls give me flying bike pls bro

[wintry heron]

for going after level 10

[slow dome]

is it just me or the molotok fun to use and looks sick

[wintry heron]

yea

To be fair, they kinda fun when they go aggro mode

[wintry heron]

it is

the landing is so smoooooth

[marsh lotus]

fun ngl

[wintry heron]

yeah

[tough mountain]

lmao not my fault some low level bozos decide to mess with my sht

[wintry heron]

i always like to see them trying to kill me

[marsh lotus]

even glides 1 winged

[wintry heron]

yeah

[tough mountain]

aint no special treatment for low levels

[wintry heron]

same

[patent mountain]

PLz give me hovar car plsss

[wintry heron]

they attack me = instant death

Trying to kill you with a pistol, zig zag, and give them the baseball treatment hehe

no matter if its level 1 or 200

[wintry heron]

i always use brute force

like the level 10

they killed me

[tough mountain]

lmao that tech support guy didadrive by to me and missed

[wintry heron]

grabbed my fkin hunter

and blew them to shits

[tough mountain]

i follow him and he goes to his avenger

[marsh lotus]

haha bro u hev tenk i hev better broom

[wintry heron]

i remember that

[slow dome]

hunter with a co pilot, mmm that shit is fire

[marsh lotus]

bro how do i put it down

[wintry heron]

yeah

[tough mountain]

he was dumdum

[marsh lotus]

aaaaaaa

[wintry heron]

he shot down my fkin sparrow

then killed you

then left

i was so close to my b11

if i got into my b11

he would be fkin dead

wish people would try to drive- by me, that sounds fun. Like 4 guys in a lowrider, with uzis

[wintry heron]

if some dude did that to me

i aint gonna be mad

[marsh lotus]

with NPC aim

[patent mountain]

PLZ giv me hbbasovar hovar bik spls pls i wil, not kil

[marsh lotus]

yeah call mercenary xD

[tough mountain]

yea lol

[marsh lotus]

kills you instead*

[patent mountain]

I REPOT for bulaty!

[tough mountain]

whats nice is some people initiate drive-by's but they dont get toxic when they get killed lol

[slow dome]

is the new Imani off radar feature useful?

[tough mountain]

like ordinary thing which is why i dont roam around in a t20 anymore

[wintry heron]

people call my aim is like video game NPC:
they meant GTA npc :

[wintry heron]

yea

[marsh lotus]

xDD

[slate olive]

the lock on jammer

is good

[tough mountain]

yeah

ask @wintry heron how effective it is lol

[wintry heron]

yeah lol

[slate olive]

good defensive counter against mk2

[wintry heron]

i remember the godmode mk2

but i also remember when you were offline

[patent mountain]

when you are doing import export and on the highway and literally all the fucking cars turn towards you

[wintry heron]

and found this mk2 dude

[tough mountain]

unless they freeaim you then youre fucked

[wintry heron]

yeah

[slow dome]

cliffoard npcs :

[wintry heron]

annoying af

[slate olive]

yes

[wintry heron]

doubt they will hit

[marsh lotus]

imagine having op and relying on skills xD

[wintry heron]

Even if they free aim, it takes +7 homing

[marsh lotus]

to fire missiles

[wintry heron]

at least on the champion

[wintry heron]

exactly

[marsh lotus]

and on PC

[wintry heron]

yeah

[slate olive]

but some mk2 users are not skilled

[wintry heron]

keyword: some

[marsh lotus]

most*

[slate olive]

yes

[tough mountain]

some

[wintry heron]

do you know if the stx takes less missiles, temped to buy it because of the shutters

[marsh lotus]

1v1 beach u beech

no pls

i cant fly

[patent mountain]

when a clifford agent snipes you out the sky in act 3 the second youre there

[marsh lotus]

nothing to lock on at

[tough mountain]

it does yep

i think

3 missiles

max

[slate olive]

emp launcher is disappointing

[slow dome]

even the ones in the casino prep always snipe me out of my hydra

[wintry heron]

Sadge

[patent mountain]

IK

[tough mountain]

agreed

[marsh lotus]

doomsday 3 took me 16 hours and my sanity

[tough mountain]

good for freeroam tho since its fast

[marsh lotus]

yepp

[slate olive]

carbon copy of compact grenade launcher but it shoots emp grenades

[wintry heron]

im imagining a car with lock on jammers and has infinite ruiner missiles who only lock to oppressor mk2 and can take 41 homing

[tough mountain]

its like a mobile insurgent but faster

[slow dome]

imagine act 3 with randoms

[tough mountain]

thats what ghilliemaster said

[wintry heron]

Yeah, think I’ll skip it though as I already bought the champion

[marsh lotus]

bro....

wtf

[wintry heron]

hell

[tough mountain]

imagine prison break with friends

[slate olive]

imagine prison break with randoms

[slow dome]

[wintry heron]

its kinda ez

but with randoms

jesus christ

[patent mountain]

ik bro, literally two snipers and i was on top of a mountain, the TWO SNIPERS kept on spawn killing me one shot everytime, if you kill the two snipers if you get close you also have an aimbot minigunner so balanced

[marsh lotus]

as a person with friends

i can confirm

[tough mountain]

thats what im sayinggg

[slate olive]

but with randoms

[tough mountain]

friends are worse

[slate olive]

it is the worst heist

[slow dome]

missing isn't a word in their language

[tough mountain]

i did on and it took us12 hours

[wintry heron]

doomsday 3 gave me some ptsd, being less than lvl 75

[tough mountain]

with breaks

[wintry heron]

i think randoms are worse

i did it with my friend once

and the other 2 randoms just kept dying

[tough mountain]

i did doomsday while i was level 10

[patent mountain]

ikr

[wintry heron]

weirdly

[marsh lotus]

not if you are trying to break bonds with them!

[tough mountain]

took me an hour to finish since i didnt have gear

[tough mountain]

[wintry heron]

seriously

randoms seems inhuman

[marsh lotus]

my snacks kept on running out

[tough mountain]

same

[wintry heron]

hahah yes

[tough mountain]

yee

which is why i always take prison guard or pilot or demo

not prisoner

[wintry heron]

wait

i have a theory

[tough mountain]

if i get prisoner then whos gonna have shit

[wintry heron]

I got something better. Deliver EMP with low level randoms

that randoms are just GTA npc

with player tags in it

and thats it

thats why they suck

[marsh lotus]

atleast they are mute

xD

[meager dome]

Is my luck just really shit or is pd out of the game

[slate olive]

time to spin the lucky wheel

[wintry heron]

my randoms never talk 😦

[marsh lotus]

same

[slow dome]

randoms are rockstar developers, they have the same behaviour

[wintry heron]

most of the time they speak cubes

[slate olive]

wish me luck

[patent mountain]

act 1: 👌 act 2: act 3: 😈 🗡️

[wintry heron]

your luck

[tough mountain]

popo?

[meager dome]

how have I gotten tequila and one gold

[tough mountain]

act 3 lmaoooo

[meager dome]

holy shit

[tough mountain]

fuck that

[tough mountain]

nice

[slow dome]

act 3 : 👉👌

[wintry heron]

your luck

i always get tequilla

one time got bearer bonds and i just kept replaying it

[meager dome]

[wintry heron]

I am blessed to have Panther statue and a painting in the office

[meager dome]

I tried to replay my panther statue and absolutely failed

[wintry heron]

gg

[meager dome]

Fucking rip

I had panther statue and 3 gold

Rip

[slow dome]

[meager dome]

replay tequila

[patent mountain]

me getting tequila: 😫 getting it twice in a row: 😡 getting it 3 TIMES: 🤬

[slate olive]

i got barer bonds twice

[sacred mantle]

Guys is the glitch to not have to redo the cayo prep still in the game

[marsh lotus]

imagine getting a check for profanity in CEO organisation name in an 18+ game for drugs mafia crime brutality

[marsh lotus]

yee

[sacred mantle]

Ok and since when did they put in the old cayo where you have to have two people to use key

[patent mountain]

bro imagine texting someone on a game thats 18+ with nudity, drugs, brutality, gangsters and not being able to say a bad word

[slate olive]

won 20k chips

[tough mountain]

fuck i have to wake up at 5 am

[marsh lotus]

exactly xD

[tough mountain]

my ceo is HARDERDADDY because why not

[patent mountain]

pov: you are scanning your 12 yro friend with your terrorbyte and see that he has over 100 lap dances and private dances 😳

[tough mountain]

hes desperate to get laid

[marsh lotus]

in my entire gta online i never went to vanilla smh

i always forget

[patent mountain]

pure and christian

[maiden zealot]

How do i talk to miguel, it doesnt let me

[marsh lotus]

i forgor

everytime

then go to sigma grindset

xD

[patent mountain]

me and my friend do this thing where i get a prositute and my friend jacks her out the car and brutally murders her with a hatchet

[tough mountain]

the one time i went there was with my princess robot bubblegum sultan and just went in with a minigun and killed everyone

[tough mountain]

that sounds fun

[maiden zealot]

….

[marsh lotus]

ah yes the halal killer xD

[tough mountain]

[tough mountain]

music locker near casino

[meager dome]

oh look it’s catto my favorite racist

[marsh lotus]

go from

left side

[tough mountain]

thanks bro

[marsh lotus]

music sign

[tough mountain]

[meager dome]

[marsh lotus]

go from music logo on radar then in club at lower level

[meager dome]

where is the new radio station am I blind

[spring portal]

Motomami? It should be next to the radio off

[wintry heron]

whos your least favourite

[wintry heron]

same

i dont even know that exists lmao

im too focused on grinding

or even fighting griefers

i miss the ps3 days where i always go to the shoe store lmao

and secretly do the thing

[tough mountain]

[wintry heron]

i thought when the bar is full im gonna have sechs with the dancer

but eh

only booty calls and then thats it

[tough mountain]

[wintry heron]

the game skips it

[tough mountain]

[wintry heron]

now i dont visit it anymore

@tough mountain

when u will be back

wait

the fk

the npc

in this game

????

[ornate harbor]

bro im getting there dw about it

im at 15 i started the grind last night

[meager dome]

there’s this guy called the muffin man don’t really like him

[meager dome]

what’s vanilla

[ornate harbor]

he means hes modded the game in some form

[wintry heron]

vanilla unicorn

[ornate harbor]

a

nvm im still stuck in skyrim

[pliant walrus]

Can someone please tell me how much is daily fee for a fully upgraded agency?

[ornate harbor]

does it matter

there usually not much

[wintry heron]

its combined property charges now, so we dont know tho its not much

[pliant walrus]

yes its the part of changes right? what is the new max daily fee limit?

[tough mountain]

3 days

[ornate harbor]

anyone have any game recommendations?

[meager dome]

If you care about property charges you prolly don’t have enough money 😭

[wintry heron]

damn

[tough mountain]

yep

[ornate harbor]

facts

[tough mountain]

[pliant walrus]

its just my thing

[meager dome]

been playing prison architect it’s cool as fuck

[wintry heron]

look at gta media

[meager dome]

need for speed is dope too

[wintry heron]

i posted a video

about gta npc

100% will make you annoyed

[pastel echo]

Hey in looking for a ps4 lobby

[ornate harbor]

ive bought hollow night cus ive heard its really good and the reviews speak for themselves

[meager dome]

What’s that

[ornate harbor]

hollow knight

mb

[meager dome]

ohhh they used to have that on the Apple devices at the store lmaooo

[tough mountain]

what the actual fuck is that

counterflows

deserved honestly

especially when those assholes overtake lanes for no fucking reason and scratch my car

i pull out my finger and then my uzi

[ornate harbor]

elder scrolls series or fallout series?

which one u choosing over the other

[wintry heron]

yeah

i was about to flex my scramjet

then eh

[ornate harbor]

isnt that the car that can jump and boost?

[meager dome]

Elder scrolls

[wintry heron]

yes

@tough mountain

[ornate harbor]

yes i got one on my xbox it aint hardf

[wintry heron]

posted another video

that will make you get annoyed

[slate olive]

when i tried oppressor mk1

it was fun

[wintry heron]

Seks

[spring portal]

The Oppressor Mk. 1 is really fun

[slate olive]

yes

glide

[marsh lotus]

vanilla unicorn man the name of gta 5 strip club

[ornate harbor]

ive been alr today

[wintry heron]

Seks?

[ornate harbor]

na im not gonna say what i was gonna say

[junior anvil]

[tough mountain]

@wintry heron ive seen worse tbh

[wintry heron]

help

[wintry heron]

im officially on fbi most wanted list

[tough mountain]

a squad car running me over after i respanw which i die again

[wintry heron]

for saying "ur mom"

[tough mountain]

a truck running me over at 70mph and me dying again

[wintry heron]

hapenned to me alot of times

[tough mountain]

send them obama password

[junior anvil]

I dare u

[wintry heron]

got it

[wintry heron]

Wya

Obama?

Where

nowhere

[ornate harbor]

anyone here played valheim be4?

[wintry heron]

Aw

[tough mountain]

nothing

[marsh lotus]

on deez

[tough mountain]

bru

[wintry heron]

Nuts