#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Oh
As long as you do glitch
whats up
hi
how yall getting ready for new dlc
Tryna run b2b with people for money and nobody wants to lmaoo
I sold three vehicles
Yeah but then i gotta go through setups
I almost have 17 million
And i got pink diamond too
wow
So while i wait i boost random npc’s with my toreador
lol
I really wanna know what Is coming
I think we got heist DLC in the middle of the year
Under 24 hours
It’s the 14th 10:26 pm rn
Im annoyed
The first time i win a podium vehicle
Its a squaddie
It will come on 15th
15th 10 am uk time
Boys how much u got saved for the update ?
1.5mill lmao
It is illegal
Damn u guys low….. I got like 22mil
Ye
Nobody wanna run heists lol
L
whar?
How much money is good for the dlc?
around 160mil
10 mill min
nah
Idk
I got 26 mil but I buy everything on first day
Min 10
Imma grind more
and 700mil is like everything
get 40 mil to be safe
Bro
what
I got 1 mill
poor
50 mill to be a lil safer
Okk I just wasted my money on buying all ls cars
i only have 700K
i haven't played much reasently
you be doubling your money from one
Get a job
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc but for xbox
why you even in this server if you dont know that lol
Well I work so thanks
Good job
thats the point of the server
You can now pay Pavel @shadow berry
Lol
Nobody responding on cayo server
—
that sucks lol
maybe no one wants to play whit you?
Prolly
sad

If I buy supplies instead of stealing them for my un upgraded bunker am I losing money?
is it just me or is GTA taking time to load rn
neithers mine
update is tomorrow
well the game ain't loading
might be server downtime for the update idk
when exaclty is the drop for the new dlc guys?
is anyones game workibng
Update out right now?
is there an update
No
Please, its better if you wait, they usually release it around noon est
in 40 minutes
They usually release it for me late in the night
is it a new dlc
I'll ping you both when it comes out ok?
I wish Rockstar did a massive rehaul on all the missions to actually make it worth to do
Are you god 
Hello, comrades! Im new here, been watching TGG for some time and lovin' the content! Im playing gta for 1 month right now, bought all the buisenesses needed, but it is a gta online, where people do heists or missions together. I dont have friends here and just want to know more about the game and the ppossibilities. Sorry for my awfull language knowledge
God of pigeons
is the update a new heist
More like mini heist probably
theyre good
hi
I see, so does that just makes you a regular pigeon then
Hi Folks, so yesterday i posted on here to say i am a newb, level 40 but like 80hours playing, never managed to do a heist because no one in chat would play with me, found this discord from the awesome TGG vids on youtube and thought i would post a message.
Had a lovley PM almost straight away offering to do a heist with me which was awesome 🙂 but my plans changed and i could not do it, anyhoo today i tried again and just had a fantastic run with three other guys from here who were super kind to me and gave me 1.9m of the gold and all i did was run around and try and not get lost lol but now i have a sub!! so pleased !! it has completely changed my perspective on the online part of GTA.
Anyway, i just wanted to say i was on the verge of giving up and playing another game but i am so grateful to the help i got today and the folks on here, so thank you to this wonderful community and i am looking forward to paying that kindness forward and being able to help someone else out soon as well 🙂
Huge thank you x @indigo copper
lmao
toxic
i am eli
yo
What animal is this?
Penis
caracal
😁
😐
anyone wanna help me do the diamond casino heist, i have preped it but have to do the silent and sneaky
🤙
one in the pink one in the stink?
I wanna go home 😫
Guys when did dr dre appear in gta before I forgot
10 money
17 moneys
There might not be any heists with this update
there isnt
Ya but we still got franklin tho
so what
The update comes tomorrow
kk
next dlc is chop funeral
Hopefully not
Any idea on which time gta update will be available??
probably 1am est
or actually, the black friday sale didnt end on 1am est, it was more like 4am-6am somewhere then
so probably the same for this one
how many millions do you have guys for the update?
i have 60m
🤣

This is what happens when you raise an entire generation to not know how to do basic math
Me: how much money is it?
Them: A LOT!!!
Me but how much is it?
Them: I said A LOT!!!
Average conversation with 12 year olds who play this game
You don’t understand the problem is they failed math so they don’t know how much money they even have they just keep buying stuff until they run out hence why they’re always asking for money
Here a simple rule, if you can't buy 2 of it, don't buy it
so you don't want to learn anything from your game, even if it can help you in real life?
theres nothing this game can teach me regarding finances
you just asked why
Theres a live stream going on YouTube as an countdown i believe
And the dude is probabaly making money off of that
how much time left
Cayo rep glitch? dafaq?
nice
You do know that few countries have different counting system such as India
really
I dont do the glitch
go back to the part where India has a different counting system
This guy literally cries about glitches every day lmao
really? how so?
i think there's a lot of other things that damage the game more than just glitching
Cause its a loophole. And its r * fault at this point if they want they can fix it but they aren't besides griefers destroy other people gaming and stuff wherelse b2b just reduces shark card sales and hey dont forget some have gotten account resets from b2b
that holds more precedence
@thorny saffron honestly it just come down to opinion and how much you care about the game company
glitching is usually for the benefit of oneself and doesn't affect other players much in any way. modders do more damage to the game than anything else
Or r *

you gonna explain this statement im still curious
I really dont they have gotten greedy ( im talking about epic games not fortnite) infact i want someone to buy fortnite
I.e youll have millions indian has lakhs and crore
the only plausible thing i can think of why you say some countries have a different counting system is maybe the fact that updates don't come out globally at the same time. If you're not talking about that then im lost
Again I like how people don’t understand the context of what I was getting at, I was pointing out that a lot of people are really bad with money management and or some people are really dumb.
Do you know that daily thousands of dollars are stolen to buy fortnite vbucks
Also why the fuck do you think I was talking about you? I wasn’t and the fact that you are taking it personally really shows that you must think I care about what you do with your money
that counting system still has no impact, there's still the same amount of zeroes and ones, the only difference is where you put the comma
I was talking about kids not knowing how to do maths or count stuff not timezones lol
Or when you use words
some of yall sound 12 ngl
I mean it’s not my fault you misunderstood the term general and most people and somehow thought I was talking about you which really shows your insecurities
It’s not like I have anything to prove unlike you
it shows
Sounds about right
bruh let it go someone has to be the bigger man
Do you know what I’ll be there bigger man and say that I’m a big fat loser now can we move the fuck on and talk about something interesting?


anyone know a good ground attack plane in GTA online?
B-11
Avenger
need to complete my ground attack plane set in my hangar
its a transport plane IRL tho
anything with bombs
starling?
Ik few people who think France is in paris so
Most other plans aren’t really good for bombing with the exception of probably say the tula Due to the fact that it can go into VTOL mode which is useful for target bombing things underneath you
I don't think anyone is gonna call the Vatican the biggest country in the world
Who the hell are you in a pissing contest with for world geography trivia? Cuz it’s cringe
ok
but if you say anything about their country, you're automatically racist/xenophobic
Generally the Sterling is good for PVP when it comes to other fighter jets and planes due to a small size and ability to move fast using the boost as it’s only meaning of propulsion
I'd have to disagree, when those conversations go on, there usually isn't Americans because they got too much facts against them for a roast off
hmm
no
true
yeah but i got lazer and molotok for it
Any conversation about America turns into a roast of it unless you were Americans in which case 50% of the conversation or patriots who love their country in the other 50% or self-loathing people who hate their country end of discussion
I wanna get one those plane controllers for gta
You;re grossly exaggerating
do they have it in school?
Fly jets with a joystick
do they have it in school?
Do you know where Lebanon is?
same
yeah my friend is from there right next to israel
Because a joystick is the closest you can get to an actual control stick in a fighter jet as opposed to it would feel weird to just use button presses and a mouse to control a plane
really?
But its $145
i want one
i literally grind my azz just to get these planes in my hangar
basically a plane enthusiast

Flying with a numpad is shit
I tried doing the flight school and near the end I just couldnt
I only got the hydra
Its easy
i use shift and ctrl for pitch
I got a hanger and can get lazers for free
A and D for roll
i get a hangar for all the planes in the game
so no?

gosh these planes are sexy
just ignore that kid
I wanna get the bombushka
You're pretty high and mighty up on that chair my dude, yet you couldn't answer my geography question
its on top of israel not next to
America doesn’t have an education system at all it has is an indoctrination one
he has no idea what he's talking about
Kamakaze time
Indian education system is a joke tbh
but i did not say i was good at geo
If you nitpick, any country's education is a joke



idk i was just asking a question i just wanted to know
Because America is a bigger target and everyone makes fun of them because they have some of the most largest sway and power, Same with the amount of goddamn Communist Russia USSR jokes about the Soviet Union and China being a communist authoritarian Orwellian utopia versus no one gives a fuck about the multiple random countries within the failed attempted copying of America known as the EU
why everybody mad bout this who cares
If you fire shots anyone is gonna fire back.....these things don't just happen at random
Yall really fighting for countries if you see every country is not good from an angle
I agree can we talk about some things that are more fun because that’s all Spond out of a person having a pissing match about geography because his intelligence was questioned
how did this become a politic channel
yeah
Because someone has it and insecurity problem about me making a joke about the average IQ of GTA players
Im thinking of putting my xbox on a monitor
whats for breakfast
Idk if i can use a keyboard and mouse for gta tho
But its dinner time in 1-2 hours for my timezone
Jk
Where are you from?
I always skip breakfast
you mean you wake up too late for that
Nope
ok
I just get some jam and paratha (kinda like tortillas)
I have to wake up at 6am for my job
Oh
@stable oar can you show me the joystick for GTA?
Get there by 10 pm
Whats goes first milk or cereal?
does your mama make em or do you make it yourself
She doesn't let me cook lol
or do you buy it 
whatever the fuck you want, you bought the damn cereal
f
I used to make my own tea toast and stuff but she told me to stop so i just did
Im fine with anyone going first just give me the damn cereal and milk
14
but everytime u need a lazer u have to go to ur zancudo hanger
when do you ever need a lazer tho
At this point kids are better than SOME adults and vice versa
in pvp
Oh well
I got a flying bike
if you "need" it you probably shouldn't be in fights
No u
Oh well i got a lazer + helicopter aka hydra
when fighting some scums who decides that its funny to blow you up in his own lazer
i got lazer and i pocket spawn it and kill that guy 
my lazer probably already killed hundreads of jets griefers
I got one of those to
qiejowoqeqeweqe
It collects cobwebs for me
My guy didn't lie when he said im grinding gta
Hes on from 6 hous 😳
yup
im a hardcore grinder
thats why i almost have all the planes in this game lmao
I don’t want anything in the game anymore
Honestly the game would just get boring if you had everything
too many modders in 50 mins i meet 4 modders who wanted to kill me but couldnt lmfao
can't wait for update so server has problems and i cant do shit for a few hours
Sounds like a pc problem
Yea
And all the old modders will come back for the update, just to fuck with people
all the chocolate chips in my chocolate chip cake fell to the bottom 
Wish we had cross platform (properties and money etc ONLY NOT LOBBIES) like fortnite and cross platform play LOBBIES between consoles ONLY
Didn't i say properties and stuff
Not actuall cross platform
Like our money etc etc
And our rank
anyone else game not launching on epic?
if they can come into your apartment and solo sessions, they'll find a way to ruin it
u should be happy its not cross platform or PC modders would have F u up 
Cross platform would start wars
keeps crashing on the loading screen
cross platform is nightmare
The sentence was messed up read it once more
restart ur pc maybe that may help
cross platfrom would be good
cant play gta whit my friends on ps4
sheesh
imagine a ps4 player
not for pc users
i have to deal whit it so do they
imagine the PS4 player getting absolutely murdered in free aim lobby by PC players
fuck em
yeah
i once met a modder
who got my RID
adn followed me around
damn
everywhere in my sessions
he made my PC overheat all day long
use a vpn
lol
lets just say his internet is gone for a while because i was super annoyed
wont help for the rid but your ip
you a modder?
no
im not
i got his IP from this firewall app
that lets you play on solo session
and whoever joins gets kicked
ohh ight
the modder tried to joins like 8 times
got kicked over and over
but i couldnt play with my friends
so i tried going public without firewall
and oh boy
he spawned alot of cars
alot of orbital explosions around me
I had a car spawn in my arcade once
real?
Like a ped car
There was a ped inside but it was an online veichle
a bug
but damn, my experience with that modder is so annoying
i went to his profile
and yep hes chinese
searched for his IP
found hes in china
dis
Does the auto shop do the same thing as a vehicle workshop?
no
no
no
by vehicle workshop u can get weapons on ur vehicles by autoshop u cant
no in the workshop you do the contracts
Great thanks
discounts on car upgrades alone is worth it
Say the words when he comes back
if you already have all the cars you want and upgraded them, then no
i did
Good
i said "tiananment square massacre 1989?"
Instant disconnect
🦠
no
weirdly
hachoo
he didnt get disconnected
hmm
ya spelled it wrong and also it doesn't work anymore
contracts not that good
Say Winnie the
yeah i just realized the t
somehow my brain just tells me to put it
hello
i want to hire my gf to my ceo and i can't
he have lvl 3 bdw
They only have an hour everyday to play, let them be anooying ofr their one hour of playtime
how i can hire heam?
Yes for me
or
ok
God damn, 7 hours on gta
Like i said
china wo xi hao panda hachoo xing xing xing vroom vroom
Say your social credit is down bad
yes
yep
i just did another bunker run
got 2.1 mil
Damn
this week lasted way too long
kinda does
im thinking to buy moc turrents
how do i redo a heist when im done
which one r u asking
dioamond casino, just did silent and sneaky now wanna do the big con
u will get call from lester after that go to ur arcade and start it
ok
ObVSharks 
what is the best budget heli i should buy
only good heli i sparrow
how much
you nees the kosatka
oh ok
Best heli
best is buzzard
2,2 mil for kosatka and like 1,3 mil for tve sperrow
no
how much is buzzard
yes for pvp ez
ehh
no for getting round the map fast
akula better for pvp
Sparrow is buzzard mk2 version
sparrow has bad handling
Yeah
Savage & hunter more better
yeah they good too
No it doesn't , it's so easy to control , & also sparrow is fastest heli right now
savage has boom boom gun 
sparrow ez to drive if you do it a lot
do u play the game
maybe you just bad?
Yup , u don't?
it shreds at close range
I suck eggs at using depressor
Anyone here in a bad sport lobby😭
mk1 or mk2
Ya but can't take that much damage
i didn’t say it’s hard to control i said it handles worse dan the buzzard
yes
MK2 1 is real easy
it takes 2 homing rockets
Even cops make it smoke in a while
non upgraded?
Then why u asking this lol
idk
I'm , u can just paint it like lazer & hydra
yes
Savage can be only resprayd, nothing else afaik
Sparrow is fast, I prefer buzzard
i prefer buzzard for fighting
Might be nostalgia but idc
but for doing misson preps sparrow
Ye
how much do u think would be enough for the dlc tmr
Idk 25-30?
sparrow armor is weak
I have 13M right now. Not good enough
prob good enough
this dlc won't cost more then 15mil imo
should i buy kosatka and sparrow?
yes of course
Especially if they drip feed a bunch of it
i have 4.4m
That should be enough to get the properties, but might not be enough to get all the new vehicles
that's ur money maker
Two of the most important things right now
i mean the properties won't be that expensive
i think 7m
10 if u upgrade them
Do we think they are only dropping 3 new vehicles and 2 guns with the properties tomorrow?
Or more right off rip
a yacht can take inf missiles
but a huge military submarine can take 4 rpgs
i think there gonna wait
Ya & also grind it
I think so too
Drip feed for a few weeks
Hopefully a few become podium cars so I can get it for free lol
lol
Haha I won it nbd
well
You know the glitch right? @slate olive
tmmrw is december 15
casino wheel glitch?
theres a glitch to win podium cars?
Ye ofc
i have heard of it
did u win this weeks car?
but idk how to do it
@wintry heron just close your game right after you see what your prize will be
ohh
Just spin the wheel when it's 1, 2, 3 or 4 seconds after the popup for spin comes
Most likely it happens when it's 4, since it only rotates one time. When waiting only 3, it rotates 2 times etc
It's pretty simple just keep trying until you land on vehicle
oh i see
Never had done that disconnect, but have won like half of the cars that has been on podium
i need to finish humane labs raid
It's not that hard to count seconds
if i was impatient
Yep I just close app when I know I'm not getting it.
i will buy kosatka and sparrow
But you guys are pc, not sure how that works on there
Cayo is so easy especially with a buddy + replay glitch
theres a replay glitch for cayo?
Lol another close app glitch
bruh
oh
is cayo perico easy if i do it solo?
like bogdan
if u know what ur doing
i just like casino heist better idk why
do u do u close the app at the start of the cutscene?
ima follow tgg's guide
When host grabs the envelope close it @fiery saffron
Only host closes
Good idea @slate olive
ok thnx
imma do my first cayo rn any tips?
Have you done setups?
oh sh hold on
Look up tgg's guide
aight
yea
@atomic vale any questions dm me
wen u say host grabbing the envelop u mean the player or the host of the party
probably have to do a lot of thing before launching cayo i just got into my kosatka lmao
Host of heist
@atomic vale grab the golden gun and combat shotgun if possible
I didn't know Pacific had a glitch too😂
But the may patch it
Because it's not fun having easy money
Nearly every heist has lol @echo granite
any other gun recomendation 
Military rifle is goated @atomic vale
alright
so military and combat shotgun?
For finale those are the best loadouts to grab
alright thanks
You get the loadout via setup
More cayo @grim sierra
cayo perico heist
Ok they're saying me to get a plane I keep on dying 💀
the cayo perico heist
Museum heist
Ye
how
Wishing
this reminds me of something
nope
Mission impossible?
nope
1963?
nope
Idk then
my bad
Mission impossible 2?
Roblox?
yeah
Lol y
Sperm bank heist?
Yummy
lol
"penis heist" u must hack da balls
steal testosterone
Hack balls exit thru anus
Can we use hot sauce?
Not very stealthy
Yes
No fooling around
Buy faggios
faggio best vehicle
Yes
i want that to be direct counter of oppressor mk2
Depressor counter yes
goes 150 can spam rockets
Fr 😩
insurgent lvl armor
Amphibious
not insurgent lvl armor
So you know how they adding a Scar looking gun pew pew right
what about moc lvl armor
Yes yay another ar
Og Fortnite guy
How much money u make lol
I played 13 hours till 30 min ago
like 50m
Lots of cayo huh
Damn Daniel 🦭🦭🦭🦭
I just danced in my nightclub the whole time
Then went to shoe store for a bit
Everything huh
Gerald missions too?
Heyyyy guys
only few, just for fun
Rank check?
but i mostly do alot of cayo and bunker
C'mon man
Everyone
170 ish
I'm 386 on Xbox
74 on PS5 lol
Yep

im lvl 48
cool
Im lvl 28 on ps4 and i dont play gta on any other platform
U buy kosatka yet? @slate olive
not yet
Buy kosatka
i think i will buy it
Do it

heh, one day you will be a hardcore grinder like me
I joined for help on the prison break setups
and maybe sometimes hate this game but just cant let go
Nawww
Not prison break
bruh u saw me type im lvl 28
Get kosatka and sparrow+ do cayo replay glitch asap
My main is lvl 398
dude im broke
Should already have 50 mill and every single property at that level

My character im using atm is at lvl 182
i did cayo glitch lmao
80k GTA$
bruh
my internet is probably dizzy getting turned on and off
Sent that for @wintry heron
yeah i know
Ah
jeez
Yeah umm... can anyone help me on my prison break setup?
Yeah I did it quite a bit last night too
i was once broke like you
rip my 4m
@wintry heron good luck, that heist is so outdated
im gonna buy it
@wintry heron dm me
I blew 50k on the LSCM Membership so i can do the sessanta missions and rob fleeca banks
Do not dm him he will steal your kidneys
bruh wth
No lol
Lol that would be ruff
So yesterday I duped a bunch of issis.when I sold 1 and went to sell a another one I hit my DNS limit and it turns out I had a bunch of dirty duped issis.
Today I tried to make my own plate for my issi and I couldn’t so I bought a new issi and upgraded it to the max
And now I am wondering if I can sell my old issi that couldn’t have a custom plate can I?
Or is it a dirty dupe too?
no
So I can sell it right? @stiff field
Got his kidneys @wintry heron
😳
😤
10 replys and I'll do all of the bunker research
no
do it
I did them for the camos lol
Same
Almost 12 mil
Hey anyone did cayo here
i did them cause i just felt like it i guess
What's cayo
i think everyone does
Hey guys, just got the game for my 20th birthday, anyone available for coop?
U bugs bunny? @hard totem
sure, im in
pretty boring after a 7 hour grind
In your opinion, which car do you think is the best overall?
toreador
Armored kuruma for nostalgia
Oh I did for first time today I started stealth but ended into action war movie idk what to do
But faggio prolly
got 2 of them, 1 in kosatka and another in facility
Lol
lmao
Thinking of picking this up
if you fail just keep restarting it
until you learn the pattern
like me
i suck at first
go for it
pretty fast
infinite missiles
can be used in heist
+people will think youre cheating
Yeah sweet
I didn't fall I bringes blood bath there
Lol
Can't see image
i mean the heist
but seriously
What u picking up?
Yeah great for the kosatka
So I can sell it right? @stiff field
Toreador?
Ya
yes
Oh yeah it's goated
So yesterday I duped a bunch of issis.when I sold 1 and went to sell a another one I hit my DNS limit and it turns out I had a bunch of dirty duped issis.
Today I tried to make my own plate for my issi and I couldn’t so I bought a new issi and upgraded it to the max
And now I am wondering if I can sell my old issi that couldn’t have a custom plate can I?
Why tho
Idk I don't do dirty anything on gta
cool car
Only replay glitches for wheel and heist
Yeah but one does the job 🤣
Fair enough lol
so yeah im gonna collect them all
Couldn’t be Cayo grind
Whole office of toreadors?
B2b
Couldn’t be replay glitch
why not? 😏
replay glitch
alot i think
plus alot of bunker sales
60 lol
yea
Yeah it’s really op
oppressor griefers will be sweating hard after this
they destroy 1 of my toreador i got 61 more
Tuff 😤
Good 👍
Depressor kids
90% of my vehicle are from warstocks
Same
yea
I only use it for the utility
i think i will start collecting normals cars
@rich river I use it only if I have to or for missions
I wanna make a garage full of the best cars in the game and then flex it
So garage full of faggios?
Lol
isnt it a motorcycle?
planes
hmm
Super yacht should have garage
my office is still the maze bank west
Tis called the ocean
Tis joke obv
And yet you have 3 toreadors
So twas mine
Is arcadius a good office?
yea
(Replay glitching)
Only prob with maze tower is cars sometimes spawn underneath the overpass
bunker and MC sales arent glitch tho
Fair
But 90% of the money would come from replay glitch





