🚔┃gta-discussion

[shrewd tendon]

dont need any pictures

[strong zodiac]

they’re just doing that themselves

[tropic latch]

there devs are split between RDR2, GTA 5 dlc, and Future games

[tender plinth]

it’s a triple A game studio, they 100% have dedicated teams lmao

[strong zodiac]

i’m looking at some stuff rn

[tropic latch]

says on google that they have like ~2000 employees

not all them on gta online

[strong zodiac]

where’s the R* Nerd when you need them

Bruh

[hollow spade]

Do scammers get banned?

[steel dragon]

I’m just wondering, what could we add to RDR Online? We got train heists I think. We got showdowns. We got gangs. I’m not sure what else to add. I’m sorry if I sound like an intellectual with no brain, but atm, I could care less

[shrewd tendon]

scammer role

[strong zodiac]

simple, don’t add anything to RDO

:)

[steel dragon]

Smurt

[strong zodiac]

i wonder what future games they’re working on

[hollow spade]

Rdo don’t got train heists

[steel dragon]

Oh. In that case, there’s something to add

[hollow spade]

There’s a lot of things they could add lmao

[strong zodiac]

a game like RDO with its settings feels so limited

i feel like they want to keep both games alive so they don’t want to release too much

[steel dragon]

Probably

[strong zodiac]

if they release too much, then they actually run out of ideas

we all know damn well they have more freedom with GTA than RDR

spoiling the player base isn’t always a good thing either

[hollow spade]

You can’t even rob random npc in free roam like you can in single player lmao

Or even stores

[steel dragon]

In GTA or RDR?

[hollow spade]

In gta online you can rob stores even tho you only get $50

[hollow spade]

Rdo

[steel dragon]

Huh

[hollow spade]

Yea

In red dead online you can’t rob a store

[steel dragon]

More like $1000 but even then. It’s mere pocket change

[strong zodiac]

1000 seems like a lot in RDR

[lunar flame]

i wish there was

[tropic latch]

lol 500k is pocket change nowadays

[hollow spade]

It’s funny $1000 in gta ain’t shit but in red dead you’re basically rich

[steel dragon]

Yeah that’s true

[lunar flame]

especially if you dont have any roles

[cedar drift]

yall ever just

realized its not worth it

[steel dragon]

[lunar flame]

whats not worth it

[tropic latch]

i would say 1mil but you can buy some things with 1mil

[steel dragon]

I have no life so I never realized it

[hollow spade]

Playing the shit that is red dead online

[steel dragon]

I never played RD Online

[hollow spade]

Good

I mean I like the story missions

But that’s it

[cedar drift]

how dare you slander rdo

[strong zodiac]

my friends have all told me to try it out

[lunar flame]

rdo has potential but cockstar neglects it

[cedar drift]

^

[strong zodiac]

too used to GTA

[hollow spade]

If you do try it out just play the story missions and the moonshiner missions

[strong zodiac]

I love GTA’s god awful mechanics

[hollow spade]

When you finish those just stop playing

[cedar drift]

[lunar flame]

fishing is nice

[cedar drift]

loser alert

[steel dragon]

How to fix RDO
Step 1. Nerf Lassos: Don’t make it so you can hogtie other players

[strong zodiac]

fishing is always nice.

[lunar flame]

yessir

[steel dragon]

I like fish

[hollow spade]

How to fix rdo, make it less grindy and make it so you see every player on the map

[cedar drift]

its not even that grindy

lol

[tropic latch]

lol everygame cockstar makes is grindy

[cedar drift]

it barely has content

[steel dragon]

RDO had a big ass map, I just realized

[cedar drift]

to be considered grindy

and at the same time a lot of it is wait timers

[steel dragon]

You could be on horseback and takes at least half an hour to cross the map

[cedar drift]

nah

15 minutes

[steel dragon]

Oh

I’m dumb

[hollow spade]

The best way bro get money is trade role and it’s so boring riding your horse hunting animals for 40 minutes hoping at least 1 spawn

[cedar drift]

you doing something wrong then

lmao

[steel dragon]

Hunting is kinda satisfying

[strong zodiac]

hunting you is satisfying

😈

[cedar drift]

😳

[steel dragon]

[cedar drift]

whats goin on over here

[hollow spade]

Whatever lol

[hard bronze]

or just do bounties?

[steel dragon]

I think Valence has a crush on me XD

[hard bronze]

if we're talking rdo bounty hunting is the best

[strong zodiac]

no, i’m just really flirty with whomever.

[steel dragon]

Fair enough

[cobalt epoch]

Question is the Franklin Contract a Completely new Hiest or is it 1 extra for the Auto shop??

[cedar drift]

we ont really know yet dawg

its not gonna be a heist tho

[steel dragon]

That’s like saying Trevor’s not a hipster

[strong zodiac]

auto shop probably

[hollow spade]

The 15th ain’t that far lmao

[strong zodiac]

never played story mode

started playing GTA 2 years ago

did straight PvP

[hollow spade]

[steel dragon]

You’re missing out my friend

[cedar drift]

the story mode was kinda ass ngl

but good for 2013

[hollow spade]

How was story mode ass?

Wait what?

[steel dragon]

The story mode has half assed dialogue but there is plenty of humor

[cedar drift]

^

no emotional connection

[steel dragon]

The only thing I remember from the story mode is “yee yee ass haircut”

[cedar drift]

that didnt even stand out to me while playing

[hollow spade]

I don’t think it was trying to be emotional but more of a comedy 🤷🏽‍♂️

[cedar drift]

until it became a meme

[steel dragon]

Sounds like Lamar stuttered

[glad zealot]

What the hell are you all on

[hollow spade]

I have no idea

[steel dragon]

Actually here’s another quote that’s funny

[hollow spade]

I remember most of the things from story mode

[cedar drift]

[hollow spade]

The paleto score, jimmy on Michael yacht, Trevor humiliating lasslo

[strong zodiac]

my friend just orbed me lol

[hollow spade]

Lamar getting kidnapped

[steel dragon]

Trevor: “Why don’t you go get yourself something nice?”
Franklin’s aunt: “Aww, thank you!- This is $7”
Trevor: “I said something nice. Not expensive”

[hollow spade]

?

[cedar drift]

lamar got kidnapped?

wild

[stark echo]

yes

[steel dragon]

You have to admit this quote is priceless

[cedar drift]

sucks to be him

[tough mountain]

all you boys are the same

[stark echo]

lmfao

thats why i love gta5

[steel dragon]

I’m trying to be practical, leave me alone ;-;

[tough mountain]

[strong zodiac]

hoes

[cedar drift]

idk bro the shit was probs funny but def not funny enough for me to remember it

[strong zodiac]

the same

[hollow spade]

Eh 🤷🏽‍♂️

[steel dragon]

It was like halfway through the story, most of us just weren’t willing to go through with the story

[cedar drift]

there was no draw in the beginning

for me

i didnt like how it started

[hollow spade]

There’s a lot of cool moments in the story

[glad zealot]

Prologue?

[cedar drift]

ye

[hollow spade]

But that’s just me ig lmao

[steel dragon]

Jimmy and Tracey can rot on a cross, let’s be honest

Same with Amanda

[stark echo]

yesa

[glad zealot]

Why

[hollow spade]

Ok yea I hate Amanda

Jimmy and Tracey are cool

[cedar drift]

x

[stark echo]

amanda got some "tennis lessons" ;)

[cedar drift]

yeah bro she playin with dem balls

[steel dragon]

Jimmy’s okay but he’s so spoiled and needy

[strong zodiac]

i’ll give you some “tennis lessons”

[stark echo]

she learned to play with balls

[steel dragon]

But he does redeem himself after teabagging his dad

[hollow spade]

Lol I remember that

[stark echo]

and he did give his dad drugs

[hollow spade]

That was hilarious

[cedar drift]

that was cringe

idk bro

[strong zodiac]

and smoking on this loud

[cedar drift]

different tastes tbh

[hollow spade]

I hope next gta game doesn’t take it self to seriously like 4

[stark echo]

im bored i wanna bodyguard somebody

[cedar drift]

i hope it has a better story

[strong zodiac]

bodyguard me ^~^

[hollow spade]

I’m just walking around in my submarine lol

[strong zodiac]

3 people are after me

[hollow spade]

OBVIOUSLY

[glad zealot]

Valence is a teenage boy

[cedar drift]

i never played gta 4 tho so idk

but gta:sa's story kinda slapped bro

[hollow spade]

I don’t remember sa lol

[stark echo]

sa best

[strong zodiac]

not even hiding it bitch

[stark echo]

i have it on ps4

[glad zealot]

The same things that makes us laugh

Makes us cry

[stark echo]

made him have mega muscles

[cedar drift]

what about the things that make us cry

what does that do

[hollow spade]

The driving in gta 4 was like the worst thing ever

[stark echo]

then one tapped people with a punch

[hollow spade]

They really improved in 5

[glad zealot]

Big smoke

[cedar drift]

[steel dragon]

Amanda has no loyalty and cheats on Michael constantly, yet blames him for why she’s so miserable. But here’s the thing, she knows what Michael is and Michael doesn’t cheat on Amanda. Also the constant wailing about yoga. Ugggghhhh

[hollow spade]

Ok

Abrigail from Rdr2 is worse

[cedar drift]

didnt michael fuck a hoe tho

[strong zodiac]

RIP my homie Michael

[cedar drift]

wym bro she a baddie

[glad zealot]

Michael is a serial killer and bank robber of course she’s gonna be affected by it

[stark echo]

she was doing yoga on that guys balls

[hollow spade]

John was tryna support his family and that bitch just left him

[glad zealot]

Just look at skyler from breaking bad

[hollow spade]

Fuck abrigail

[stark echo]

backward cowgirl

[hollow spade]

Woah there

[stark echo]

a lil bit of the downwards doggy style

[cedar drift]

o ye bro she was kinda annoying during the epilogue

[hollow spade]

I don’t recommend that

[steel dragon]

I think that was somewhere between North Yankton and Los Santos. If he did, it wasn’t during the actual story I don’t think

[ember sundial]

Not a heist more of a story

[hollow spade]

It might spread the lumbago

[stark echo]

she cheating more than gta5 pc players

[cedar drift]

i was just like

[stark echo]

is the f1 good

i have it so

[hollow spade]

No

[cedar drift]

thast wild cus one time a modder kicked me to single player and it went to michael and amanda having a date

[glad zealot]

Wow I bought the coil raiden it’s pretty awesome

[cedar drift]

and she said some shit about him not cheating on her anymore

i was like... how did she know what i did with those prostitutes

i killed em afterwards

real talk

[stark echo]

omg dude i remember finding one and spending like 1500 on them

[cedar drift]

whats the diff between the $70 and the $100

[stark echo]

i cant belive you can get infinite acts from them

[cedar drift]

damn ur girl must be happy

[steel dragon]

If Michael fucks prostitutes, I think it actually has an effect on whether or not Michael and Amanda stay together at the end of the story

[stark echo]

and you dont have to pay after the 3rd one

[cedar drift]

does it

[stark echo]

just kill them then

you know the rest

[steel dragon]

I heard there are different outcomes for the mission “Family Reunion”

But I never went into depth with it

[cedar drift]

i doubt it

[steel dragon]

If there are, that’s impressive for a game that aired in 2013

[stark echo]

yes

eh

[cedar drift]

nah, just one ending

[stark echo]

alot of ps2 games had more gameplay then gta5

[still parcel]

nope

[steel dragon]

Oh

[stark echo]

twisted metal black

and manhunt

wait

[still parcel]

done the story 30+ times

[stark echo]

rockstar made manhunt

[steel dragon]

[cedar drift]

yeah i wouldve been really mad

if they did something complex like that in gta5

but didnt do something like that in rdr2

[stark echo]

?

[steel dragon]

I would be too

[glad zealot]

There are a bunch of secret cutscenes bro

[cedar drift]

i just checked the gta fandom wiki and theres only 1 outcome

[steel dragon]

I figured there were. I’m just too dumb to find them

[glad zealot]

Have you never watched darkviper

[steel dragon]

No

[glad zealot]

Impossible

[steel dragon]

I’m uncultured and watch Daithi de Nogla

[glad zealot]

He is in everyones youtube recommendations

[hollow spade]

No

[cedar drift]

[steel dragon]

I only get TGG in my recommendations

[still parcel]

no

[steel dragon]

And Vanoss

[cedar drift]

lemme peep my youtube reccs

nah ion get... o wait thats the wrong tube

[hollow spade]

I just got flightreacts

[steel dragon]

I see IQW

[cedar drift]

i see Learning Russian with RussianPod101.com

[steel dragon]

Ooh there’s a new video from Oversimplified

[cedar drift]

😳

[cedar drift]

ohword?!

[steel dragon]

Ye!

Pig Wars

[cedar drift]

bouta

watch that shit rn

[steel dragon]

Same

Might watch some Doctor ER after

[serene plaza]

Eastcoast just pinged 131

[cedar drift]

more like 12

[serene plaza]

you think i read the number 12 incorrectly as 131? really what goes on in people's head lolz

[cedar drift]

ur right

more like 7

[serene plaza]

it's still on my screen it says 131 hmmmm i need to go back to school i'm dumbbbb yuh?

[shrewd tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/so-sleepy-gif-23247495

[serene plaza]

but y'all enjoying some nice online action? yayy! funnn yah?

[halcyon fulcrum]

Can someone help me deliver my bunker and counterfeit cash cargo

[cedar drift]

maybe in a lfg channel

[untold yarrow]

has michael been in gta online before?

[strong zodiac]

KD Matters

[cedar drift]

Tig bitties matter

[lunar flame]

deez nuts matter

[shrewd tendon]

Kevin Durant ✊

[strong zodiac]

fr

[sacred glacier]

Is the security upgrade necessary for my bunker? I already have the other two upgrades.

[shrewd tendon]

nope

[strong zodiac]

no

[shrewd tendon]

bitches named lia that talk in gta discussion 😻

[sacred glacier]

little boys named Eli who are too young to call people bitches

[strong zodiac]

fr

[shrewd tendon]

id love to meet another eli

[strong zodiac]

get your kd up

[gentle crane]

Nope

Oh wait ew why am I here?

[echo light]

U wanted to giveaway nitros cux u had a change of heart @gentle crane

[gentle crane]

Something is wrong here

[echo light]

Nou

[violet pumice]

It took them 8 years to put Franklin into online meaning it's going to take 8 more years for them to put Micheal in

[tropic latch]

Eli is a mans name

[tropic latch]

lol i pray that michael will be in the summer update

[dusk palm]

can someone tell me how much money i need to save for this dlc

[tropic latch]

around 20mil if u wanna buy alot

[dusk palm]

oof

[violet pumice]

Save for about 5000000000000 dollars

[tropic latch]

im gonna buy the property n thats it

[dusk palm]

and if not like kosatka was 2.2

mill

[violet pumice]

I hope there's an oppressor mk3

[tropic latch]

lol

[dusk palm]

no

[violet pumice]

Yes

[dusk palm]

noo

[violet pumice]

Ok

[tropic latch]

a flying bike that shoots 100% headshot lasers and goes 200mph

[violet pumice]

I can't wait to see my boi Frankie again

[tropic latch]

same

[dusk palm]

if it got in bad hands

[tropic latch]

im skipping all homework that day lol

fuck school

[dusk palm]

same

[dusk palm]

lmao same

ive lot of homework

[tropic latch]

wednesday is also a day where i get out early too so it works

[violet pumice]

I'm going to save up for the property and do the missions and stuff during the weekend

[dusk palm]

i hope that you can do thosemissions solo

[tropic latch]

and i hope it pays well

[dusk palm]

yes

[tropic latch]

not cayo money but maybe like 500k would be cool

[dusk palm]

yes

around 400-500k would be fine solo

i wish it can be done solo

[tropic latch]

500k in 30 minutes is what im pullin for

[violet pumice]

Didn't rock star say they are focusing on more solo stuff

[dusk palm]

they did ? , i didnt knew that

[tropic latch]

i hope there still is some benefit to playing with friends too

[violet pumice]

Yeah I thought they said that after cayo

[dusk palm]

i see thanks man

[tropic latch]

L move tbh

mix of both is perfect

[violet pumice]

I honestly wonder what rock stars next heist would be because they done basically done everything

[tropic latch]

this wouldve been the time

rob some dumbass guy for dr dres music

[violet pumice]

Yes

And it shall pay 5 million dollars

[tropic latch]

lol

1 million on the spot would be perfect

• solo capable

[normal hare]

Is there anywhere to buy digital codes for ps games now? Apart from ps store

[tropic latch]

and no crew

[violet pumice]

Ngl that would be a nice break from cayo

I'm burnout on cayo I've done it so many times

[tropic latch]

yeah i hate cayo

[violet pumice]

I don't hate it I just get bored playing it

[tropic latch]

its like when your uncle touches u but he gives u gifts so u gotta let him touch you

[violet pumice]

Not a very good example but ok

I'm so bored of gta online I recently bought gta 4 and been playing that

[sacred glacier]

Who said Eli is a mans name?🤣

[tropic latch]

i got a friend named eli lol

[sacred glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-kid-ice-cream-turkish-ice-cream-fight-me-gif-16053411

"I'm a man"

[stark echo]

embed fail

[shrewd tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-kid-ice-cream-turkish-ice-cream-fight-me-gif-16053411

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[queen harness]

does anyone have like a complete list of the upgrades you can research from bunker?

or a link to one

thanks

[civic lion]

Google

[queen harness]

Thank you very much

[obsidian heart]

sup

sup

so

...

opinions about the new DLC?

People excited about it?

People dont give af about it?

both?

none?

Other: _____ ?

[still parcel]

i hope its like 500k in like 30-40 mins

[obsidian heart]

Mission?

Heist?

[tropic latch]

everybody gives a fuck

[fervent crow]

No people just don't respond a lot to this discussion here at times

[tropic latch]

contract missions

its franklin clinton

[fervent crow]

[tropic latch]

im excited for this dlc

im dropping all homework that day

[fervent crow]

Ya can't wait to chill with Franklin

[fervent crow]

[tropic latch]

i got a's relax

[fervent crow]

Not A plus?

[tropic latch]

3 of them

[fervent crow]

[tropic latch]

and i got other things besides school and this game

im not going out of my way to study every subject lol

i only study math science and history

[hard bronze]

i failed math and science but i make a million an hour in gta 😎

[fervent crow]

Still, it's better if u do ur homework first. There is no difference playing the dlc the day it comes out or a few days later

[hard bronze]

not proud about it though.

[fervent crow]

[tropic latch]

🔥

[sullen flower]

Do you guys think we’re gonna be able to buy a recording studio for the dlc

[tropic latch]

thats what i want

[hard bronze]

i guess

[still parcel]

same

[sullen flower]

Ik we’re gonna buy agency and armory

[hard bronze]

because dr dre is involved

[sullen flower]

If we can buy a recording studio it will be my favorite thing ever

[hard bronze]

with franklin and his old yee yee ass haircut

[still parcel]

?????

[tropic latch]

lol what

[sullen flower]

Facts

[fervent crow]

Just wait till u hear the trash music that people make

[sullen flower]

Mans is time traveling

[sullen flower]

That will be hilarious

[tropic latch]

lol i want there to be a feature where u can sign artists to your label

[still parcel]

i dont think so

[sullen flower]

I’m trynna sign eazy e from heaven lol

[tropic latch]

lol i love eazy

[sullen flower]

Get the whole NWA gang signed

[tropic latch]

that would be insane

[sullen flower]

Facts

[tropic latch]

nobody knows about MC ren

tho

[fervent crow]

Everyone gonna think they a singer now

[sullen flower]

He has one of the best voices ever

[still parcel]

bro i am talking like where you can buy armour

and guns

[sullen flower]

The song ETA from the trailer is a straight banger

[tropic latch]

hes crazy underrated since hes prolly the least talked about of the crew

[still parcel]

ye

[sullen flower]

When it release it will be lit

[sullen flower]

Yeah, I think yella probably got the least recognition tho

[tropic latch]

true yeah

[still parcel]

i get it now

[sullen flower]

I’m hyped cause Dre is probably releasing a new album with this

They even got snoop on this

[tropic latch]

shits gonna be fire

[sullen flower]

Facts, the trailer song already sounds like a banger

And we didn’t hear a lot of it

[tropic latch]

yeah im excited for the album

[sullen flower]

Facts

I wonder what he’s gonna call it

I keep watching the trailer bc the music is so good

[hard bronze]

"i got rid of my old yee yee ass haircut and got bitches on my dick"

[tropic latch]

lamar looks like a dumbass with those glasses

[hard bronze]

sounds like a good title

[sullen flower]

Yeah lol

[molten spear]

fools that think dre is dropping an album after what he put his fans through with detox

incorrigible

[hard bronze]

got ignored by dr dre too

lmao poor lamar

[tropic latch]

lamar the goat

[sharp ledge]

Let's see if Franklin and Dr. Dre can save this game

[tropic latch]

if they let us buy mansions ill be happy

[molten spear]

dre is an antique, stop pretending to be hyped for ghostwritten 90s clunk rap

[sharp ledge]

Well someone's their usual self

Lobe you too dumbass

[tropic latch]

plenty of other artists have ghostwriters and 90s/00s rap is the best era

[molten spear]

you are

[sullen flower]

Middle finger to Red Dead online, we got Dre, that sounds better

[rare mural]

hello

[hard bronze]

oh yeah

[molten spear]

how are you ever going to stand up for yourself when you're so servile? @sharp ledge

[rare mural]

im new

[hard bronze]

wait when did the last rdo update drop

[molten spear]

you're a spectator of your own life

[hard bronze]

the capitale one

[tropic latch]

in like 1993

[sullen flower]

July

[sharp ledge]

A cobra only needs to strike once

[rare mural]

hello?

[sullen flower]

No winter dlc for red dead

[molten spear]

so you hold it all in until you go on a violent outburst

[hard bronze]

will probably just get snow like last year

[molten spear]

you sound well-adjusted

[sharp ledge]

Pretty much yeah 🤣🤣.

[hard bronze]

they gave like 50% off on repeaters last year

i dont even remember if i used it to buy one

[molten spear]

then let's not sneak diss. talk to me when you want to be a "cobra"

dum

[sharp ledge]

I just said you were being your usual self

[molten spear]

so you know what i was referring to

let's talk to mr cobra

[sharp ledge]

I don't think there's a question as to what you were talking about

[sullen flower]

Check newswire, they put out a newswire covering the next 4 weeks

[hard bronze]

my bad i dont check those

[rose granite]

Who plays gta on Xbox

[hard bronze]

its on the social club website right?

[sharp ledge]

Unless you thought i was referring to something else

[tropic latch]

nobody sage mcdonalds man

[hard bronze]

OH DAMN

double rewards for bounty and call to arms missions

[sullen flower]

Yeah but no dlc

[hard bronze]

ill just grind 30 mins etta doyle

and not

get bored doing it.

[rose granite]

Bro huh just don’t answer

[hard bronze]

double money for trader selling missions too

oh wait its a gta channel my bad

[tropic latch]

lol

[molten spear]

regular missions are fun, i still do gerald missions even when they pay like 15k

these 3x adversary promos are annoying

[sullen flower]

may just be me but the snoop chorus thingy at the end of the trailer is fire, its smooth

whole song has a very smooth vibe

[molten spear]

snoop is indeed smooth

[sullen flower]

he got a soothing voice

[molten spear]

dre's clunky, but he sped up his flow to try to keep up with the times

[sullen flower]

yeah

[molten spear]

his flow went well with 90's gangster rap but he's just bad now

[sullen flower]

mmhm

[molten spear]

and you can tell someone else writes his lyrics

[sullen flower]

yeah

from what we heard in the trailer the beat seems good

but i think paak helped out a lot with it

[molten spear]

i wouldn't be surprised if he had ghost producers at this point

dude is valuable enough as a name brand so

[magic geyser]

New DLC opinions

[molten spear]

plus he slapped dee barnes

and threw her down a flight of stairs

beatings by dre

[molten spear]

not much to form an opinion on

the news release was all celebrity fluff

[magic geyser]

True

[molten spear]

i did share my opinion of dr dre though

studio* gangster turned apple employee

[magic geyser]

Lol

Dre is by Far the biggest name rockstar has had in the last 13 years

[gleaming marlin]

oi whats yalls favourite drift car and if u down send me ur car mods

[molten spear]

it seems he's about to get a lot of exposure with the super bowl show and, to a lesser degree, this dlc

[magic geyser]

Did Dre lose some fame or something

[molten spear]

it would be futo gtx or whatever if i had one

[magic geyser]

Futo classic tbh

Nothing beats the og

[molten spear]

it seems like he's ramping up to something, but it could be nothing

the regular futo you can steal on the street?

[magic geyser]

Get the hype train going and then do nothing

[valid pollen]

Sup guys

[magic geyser]

Best thing about it

[molten spear]

and dre probably won't ever lose any fame given his name is on a headphone company

[magic geyser]

He sold that

[molten spear]

detox

exactly

he did it for 10+ years

[soft torrent]

hes a household name but this dlc will be his return to making and releasing music in a bit for sure

[magic geyser]

Beats by Dre I think is owned by Apple now

[molten spear]

he kept his fame up by promoting an album that was never going to be released

and then he founded a headphone company with jimmy iovine

and sold it to apple for billions

[magic geyser]

Yep

[molten spear]

he may be a marketing genius, but that's a dick thing to do

[magic geyser]

Fucking apple will charge you all your kids the deed to your house and 1 million dollars just to look at the headphones

[molten spear]

sure, apple's apple

they saw shiny, overpriced, popular headphones and thought hey, that's exactly what we do

[magic geyser]

Lol

[molten spear]

and bought em

[hazy wing]

do you guys think there will be any paywall for the story dlc

[molten spear]

although to be fair, apple got a return on the billion dollar investment pretty fast. they also bought the beats app that led to apple music so

[hazy wing]

like buying an office

[boreal copper]

That's why beware of dumbass

[magic geyser]

Oh probably buying the studio

[hazy wing]

yeah probably

[soft torrent]

there's the new property to consider lol

[hazy wing]

hopefully under 3 mil

[magic geyser]

I'll buy the best one because hey I'm rank 500 gotta fake it till I make it

[hazy wing]

damn

[molten spear]

probably won't be an office

that's interesting to consider

[strong zodiac]

idk what i’ll buy

[molten spear]

new dlc means there's probably a new property

[strong zodiac]

i don’t have much money

[magic geyser]

I wish we could do a stream together like this entire server

[strong zodiac]

a new type of office

[molten spear]

there's always money in cayo

[strong zodiac]

maybe an HQ

[magic geyser]

Theres always me actually playing the game

[molten spear]

death row records office

new artists get beat up and peed on

[strong zodiac]

woah

[magic geyser]

Hey it's Hollywood in the 50s

[molten spear]

do you know about death row records?

[magic geyser]

Nope

[molten spear]

2pac, dre, snoop?

suge knight?

[magic geyser]

I really hope rockstar doesn't start adding real companies to GTA

[molten spear]

they won't

they'll find some pun or parody to name it instead

[soft torrent]

they dont need to they just copy a real life company and get away with it

[magic geyser]

Hopefully

[hazy wing]

why

i dont see anything wrong with it

[magic geyser]

It's just selling out at this point

[strong zodiac]

no.

[molten spear]

they'd get sued

[magic geyser]

We don't need ads in video games

[strong zodiac]

just, no.

[molten spear]

and there's more fun in making fun of a real company

like lifeinvader

[hazy wing]

hes talking about if they get the licensing

[molten spear]

and that one cult that's like scientology

they wouldn't pay for licensing wtf

[hazy wing]

cough cough fortnite

[strong zodiac]

Kifflom

[molten spear]

they have a sense of humor

[hazy wing]

now that i think about it

ur right

no ads

[soft torrent]

if it works well it'd be cool, product placement in anything is always an iffy thing, it just needs to be subtle and done right, not shoved in ur face

[hazy wing]

but its fine if they come up with funny names

like gruppe sechs

[strong zodiac]

gruppe sechs

[hazy wing]

instead of goldman sachs

[strong zodiac]

funny cuz

[lament summit]

hi

[magic geyser]

EA Is doing it or was doing it

[strong zodiac]

group sex

[molten spear]

LOL

[strong zodiac]

funny

[molten spear]

i didn't even know it was for goldman sachs

[hazy wing]

it might not be

i just think it is

[magic geyser]

Group Sex is one of the oldest GTA Companies

[molten spear]

all i know is that it's a casino option

ah ok

pfister

im not sure which car company it's for

is it porsche?

[magic geyser]

Group Sechs Is like a bank truck company

[magic geyser]

It is

[hazy wing]

and theres lampadati

for lamborghini

[magic geyser]

The first Pfister in the GTA universe was the comet Porsche 911

[hazy wing]

and enus for rolls royce

[magic geyser]

Enuses are so nice of cars

[hazy wing]

yeah

armored enus in dlc

[magic geyser]

If GTA wasn't such a shit show I'd own all of them

[molten spear]

what's lampadati supposed to sound like?

[hazy wing]

and theres a compact emp launcher

if that can take out flying objects

[molten spear]

pfister sounds like fister, enus sounds like anus

[hazy wing]

yeah lol

[molten spear]

i guess they all don't have a vulgar hook

[hazy wing]

but gruppe sechs is the most obvious

[magic geyser]

Pegassi is Ferrari

[hazy wing]

but not all of them are supposed to sound like something else

like e cola

[molten spear]

pegassi = peg ass?

that's kind of a stretch

[hazy wing]

yo

[magic geyser]

Ecoli

[hazy wing]

oh right

[molten spear]

lol nice, i didn't even notice that

[strong zodiac]

pardon

[magic geyser]

I think it is

[strong zodiac]

Pegassi is meant to be after Lamborghini

[magic geyser]

There is some car companies in game that are just a bit of everything

[molten spear]

some cars are a mix of 2 or 3 different cars so its kind of hard to tell sometimes

[strong zodiac]

Pegassi is all Lambos

lmao

[molten spear]

^

eh i wouldn't know

[strong zodiac]

tell me something i don’t know

[molten spear]

i'll take your word for it

if you're not a dick

[strong zodiac]

Grotti is Ferrari and other things part of it

things like FIAT

[molten spear]

this sounds right

what's gto again?

grotti gto right?

[magic geyser]

Overflood should only have one car because that company irl only made the one car

[strong zodiac]

812 Superfast

[strong zodiac]

well in the game it 2 companies

[magic geyser]

I have a vacca

[molten spear]

it's itali gto

it's mixed up

[strong zodiac]

Koenigsegg and Apollo

Imorgon and Tyrant

Nathalie and IE

[magic geyser]

For the longest time they kept it as the one

Rockstar invent another company in GTA Online

Like I don't think oppressors should be pegassi

[molten spear]

it's not distinct i guess

any other funny/vulgar names that i didn't catch?

[magic geyser]

Karin :)

The most vulgar name

[molten spear]

lol, that's for japanese cars right?

[magic geyser]

Yeah

[molten spear]

i dunno about that one. karens aren't really a thing in japan

[magic geyser]

Mostly Mitsubishi

[molten spear]

although i did encounter a very severe karen at a lexus dealership

this bitch was talking about maga while driving a foreign import

[magic geyser]

Lol

Me needs to nap

Also me just sitting here wide awake

[faint merlin]

May have been assembled in America

[molten spear]

i was so curious that i actually checked. i saw the model she drove in with

[faint merlin]

Which one

[molten spear]

it was a new LS. only ES is manufactured in kentucky

[strong zodiac]

nope

[molten spear]

LS is made in Japan

[strong zodiac]

Karin is Subaru (mostly)

[magic geyser]

What's the kuruma

[faint merlin]

Karin is Toyota

[faint merlin]

Mitsubishi

[molten spear]

probably all of the above

[faint merlin]

Lancer evo

[strong zodiac]

Karin is Subaru and Toyota

[magic geyser]

Explain the Evo hmm

[strong zodiac]

Maibatsu is Mitsubishi

[faint merlin]

What is Hijak

[molten spear]

valence, i thought we established that the models cross over

[faint merlin]

Should have been maibatsu kuruma

[strong zodiac]

dated

[molten spear]

right?

you accepted this already

[strong zodiac]

Penumbra FF was the most recent

[molten spear]

you know what you're pretending that you don't know

or you don't know what you're pretending to know

one is worse. which is it?

[strong zodiac]

Annis is Mazda and Nissan

[magic geyser]

Impote

Imponte

Sorry

[strong zodiac]

I wanna say Chevrolet

and Pontiac

[molten spear]

^

remedial lesson for valence

he said to tell him something he doesn't know in reply

[strong zodiac]

okay since you think you’re so smart

[magic geyser]

That's a mix of dodge, Pontiac, DMC

[strong zodiac]

1. tell me something i don’t know

[molten spear]

you're a moron

what's 2?

[strong zodiac]

2. we are literally distinguishing characteristics of these manufacturers

I am aware that there’s a mix

we’re just pointing out where they came from

[magic geyser]

GTA Online Cops And Crooks was cancelled because of the fatal killing of George Floyd and is why we got the summer DLC

[molten spear]

oh no, you're using emotes

[strong zodiac]

why are people still thinking this

[molten spear]

you're on tilt and not worth speaking to

[strong zodiac]

this was like

a point i throw out the window

[lunar flame]

years ago

[strong zodiac]

instantaneously

[molten spear]

because you're a moron and you don't know it

why ask questions you don't want answers to?

[strong zodiac]

@molten spear cry me a river, you’re not bright

[molten spear]

uh oh

[magic geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-eat-eating-watching-entertained-gif-4744683

[molten spear]

justin timberlake reference and projection

nothing good can come of this

[lunar flame]

me rn:

[strong zodiac]

just keep reading this

that’s all i need you to do

when i made the point, you back peddled

caught in 4k

[spice adder]

[strong zodiac]

literally

[stark echo]

my brother has the audacity to take my ssd

then snitch on me to my mom

[molten spear]

you're misspelling words and speaking in memes

[spice adder]

F

[molten spear]

i know what this means. you're done already

[strong zodiac]

keep crying with that low KD

[magic geyser]

Bro what

[molten spear]

and won't stop

lol

valence, you're on timeout for a day

[spice adder]

Grind kd

Its useful

[strong zodiac]

yes

[magic geyser]

No it isn't

Grind shark cards

[strong zodiac]

LOOL

[spice adder]

R* approves

[molten spear]

so you mean make actual money and spend it on worthless shit?

lol

[spice adder]

Yes

[molten spear]

fuck that

[magic geyser]

Exactly

That's capitalism

[molten spear]

eh, it's a part of it

[spice adder]

Bruh

[strong zodiac]

💀

[molten spear]

it's not how you become a god via capitalism, but capitalism does involve people spending money on what they don't need

[spice adder]

I Couldn't finish the first line

[magic geyser]

I buy shark cards when I feel like it

Like eh might aswell

[molten spear]

capitalism has more to do with securing capital to invest in businesses that create more capital

[magic geyser]

Every government be like

[molten spear]

people do that by selling shark cards, not buying them. however, someone has to buy them

i suppose that's where you come in

[magic geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-steve-carell-the-office-cringe-gif-17778800

[molten spear]

don't post links to gifs. you'll attract flies from gorilla chat

[magic geyser]

Then we swat them

[molten spear]

they'll be like HURRR UR PORST GIF Y NO GIF PERM

[strong zodiac]

what if

now this is a stretch

what if they release the update early like they did with LS tuners

[spice adder]

Then it will be even better

Cant wait for the update

[molten spear]

[spice adder]

[magic geyser]

Dead cat

[spice adder]

[molten spear]

why did shark card talk?

the chat is dead now

[spice adder]

Now u are talking

[magic geyser]

OoO

[spice adder]

Chat is alive now

[molten spear]

[spice adder]

[strong zodiac]

i got tomorrow

i shall return to annoy people some other time

[molten spear]

you don't have to leave valence

just shark card

it's a dead chat whenever he's here

[obsidian heart]

Fake

[spice adder]

[obsidian heart]

Why?

[spice adder]

Because he is excited

[lunar flame]

cuz he likes ass

[obsidian heart]

Me too!!

[spice adder]

[molten spear]

i was thinking that would be the new property too

[spice adder]

I am more hyped about the emp launcher

[molten spear]

although it kind of falls flat given what one can do with a recording studio in the context of gta

i don't work for rockstar though so /shrug

maybe a studio with missions where you beat up other rappers or steal masters

or beat the shit out of eazy e and force him to sign a contract releasing dr dre to death row

who knows?

[spice adder]

I just hope the payout isnt bad as the tuners missions

[tropic latch]

franklin

[molten spear]

it is nice that he's getting some shine

[tropic latch]

now we need michael

[obsidian heart]

Why him?

[spice adder]

Why not

[tropic latch]

favorite main character out of the 3

and its a dlc centered around him

[molten spear]

they released one for trevor already right?

i forgot which one it was

[tropic latch]

series a funding idk

[spice adder]

Yea

[mental dagger]

Damn I'm excited more about dre realising new music

[molten spear]

is that facility?

[tropic latch]

this dlc gonna be good

[tropic latch]

OG heists

[mental dagger]

I hope so

[molten spear]

ah ok

[spice adder]

Apartment heist

[mental dagger]

I really do

[tropic latch]

im not doing homework and i come home early that day

[spice adder]

Ok

[mental dagger]

Dude I really need to grind and shit

[molten spear]

watch them delay the dlc lol

[spice adder]

I dont think we need too much money for this dlc

[tropic latch]

there is no heist

[obsidian heart]

My favorite is Trevor. Crazy mf

[tropic latch]

lol hes cool

[lofty wharf]

@timber axle bish

[tropic latch]

2nd best imo

[molten spear]

we don't know yet

[obsidian heart]

Which one???

[fallow mural]

@lofty wharf Hey, please go to #738570298391134218 and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[timber axle]

[molten spear]

it is called the contract

[tropic latch]

series a funding

apt heist

[molten spear]

i forget

[lofty wharf]

lol gimme gorilla role

tyy

[molten spear]

dm tgg

[tropic latch]

lol gimme gorilla role

[spice adder]

Lol

[lofty wharf]

i need not to

i got it

[spice adder]

U have it

[obsidian heart]

Wdym

[tropic latch]

its a heist

apart of the original 5

[spice adder]

Heist name lol

[molten spear]

the high-end apartment heists

i get some of them and doomsday heists confused

[obsidian heart]

It has Trevor in it?

[spice adder]

Yes

[obsidian heart]

Woooow

[molten spear]

ask arqtic

[obsidian heart]

I didn't know!

[molten spear]

my memory's spotty

trevor's my favorite character though

[spice adder]

Its the 4th heist in apartment

[molten spear]

dude is crazy as fuck but smart as fuck

[obsidian heart]

Me too. Completely mental

[molten spear]

yes, exactly

[obsidian heart]

Crazy genius

More loyal that Michael!!

[molten spear]

and he also loves his mother

we're speaking in puns btw

also if i recall, he owns an airport

and he bought it with meth money lol

[obsidian heart]

HONEST meth money

Trevor is always ethical

In it's own sick way

[molten spear]

better call it sick if you wanna fit in

we put drug addicts in prison like it's somehow going to help them

better fall in line

[wintry heron]

bruh

[molten spear]

too much?

don't forget that gta is a parody of an actual city

with gta5 being southern california

im looking forward to gta6 even if it takes several years. hopefully it's in broward county, florida

[thorny saffron]

Florida is the most dangerous country in US right

School shoutouts and gang fights

[random mulch]

what about north korea lol

[thorny saffron]

Even tho I don't judge them 1 American had at least 4 guns in 1850s

They terrorized the Brits so hard

And America and Canada have straight border line cuz both didn't agree on the other options

Lol

[soft torrent]

country...

[thorny saffron]

Us has countries like

Or Florida is a city

[molten spear]

county

broward county, florida

[thorny saffron]

Ok

[soft torrent]

...florida's a state my guy

[molten spear]

im wondering if florida tried to break off from the republic, but i can't remember such a thing

[thorny saffron]

When I mean a country can't u understand I'm daying a state

[molten spear]

texas tried a while ago

[grim helm]

Hey guys! Anyone for LS races I want to up my rep since the bonus is still up I'm on PC

[thorny saffron]

I think American civil war started in Florida

[molten spear]

what? how?

[eager haven]

As you all know, all events of GTA Online before Gunrunning takes place in early 2013, what do you guys think the Protagonist was doing for the past 4 years before 2017?

[soft torrent]

...

um what

[thorny saffron]

Do u know American civil war

Or no

[molten spear]

i forgot what started it

[soft torrent]

which country do u live in?

[molten spear]

that's not the issue

what started it?

[thorny saffron]

Don't live in ys

Us

[eager haven]

Can u guys answer this.

[thorny saffron]

Europe

[soft torrent]

it started in fort sumter off the coast of south carolina smh

whatever us history they teaching u over there its definitely not us history

[molten spear]

not sure about what you're asking

[thorny saffron]

Nah I just knew florida was in south lol

[soft torrent]

hustlin

[molten spear]

gunrunning is a bunker mission where you sell weapons for cash

[thorny saffron]

No good on american states geography

[molten spear]

the american civil war started because of the moral issue of slavery and states rights

[thorny saffron]

It has like 48 states or 47

[random mulch]

is it possible to do the peter griffin method to level up on pc?

[thorny saffron]

Don't remember it

[random mulch]

or is that console only

[soft torrent]

dont think u shld be talking abt us history anymore...

[thorny saffron]

Buy an office 3 small or big crates warehouse just be sure u have master control terminal on ur arcade cuz small 1 sometimes bug just buy 1 crate per warehouse sell it

[molten spear]

i dunno what singular event started the civil war

[thorny saffron]

U will earn 7k rp

[molten spear]

like i dunno, someone shooting people

or some shit

[thorny saffron]

In 10 min

[molten spear]

that's usually how wars start

[thorny saffron]

Slavery

South American states had slaves

[molten spear]

your word choice is all over the place

[thorny saffron]

And Abraham Lincoln wanted all to have equal rights

[molten spear]

yes, the most notorious being in mississippi and alabama

[thorny saffron]

It lasted 4 years and 750k people died mostly soldiers

[soft torrent]

south american and southern states are two VERY different things...think we shld just get back to gta discussion before u unintentionally say smth controversial lmaooo

[soft torrent]

frfr

[molten spear]

although it kinda does fit lol

[thorny saffron]

I'm saying south American states that are in south like near the Caribbean that are in US

[molten spear]

after the civil war, the US fucked up south america

[thorny saffron]

Not south american continent

[soft torrent]

thats what ur word choice means lol

[molten spear]

communication is important

[thorny saffron]

I know but sometimes try to understand it

[molten spear]

the word "america" can describe two continents

hell, canada is part of one of the two americas