🚔┃gta-discussion

[arctic pebble]

type new player lf some money to get Sub im sure some one will help you out

[unique mortar]

Yeah

[topaz ridge]

or

buy

shark

cards

[prime tide]

how to buy sharks

cards

[arctic pebble]

👀

[arctic pebble]

lol dont you dare do that

[mint zealot]

I am, but not for Indian men

[prime tide]

i have bought 3 million once on gta

[topaz ridge]

you send me your money then i send you some gta money

[arctic pebble]

😆

[prime tide]

and i bought an uprreser

[mint zealot]

Nope

[arctic pebble]

why would you ask if she is indian ?

when she doesnt like them

[unique mortar]

I’m 😐

[mint zealot]

You are the 😐 emoji?

[arctic pebble]

its ok buddy i dont hate you we can be friends

[unique mortar]

Lol 😂

Thanks buddy

[arctic pebble]

i dont care from where you are i only care if you have decent character

[hexed moat]

🥱

[unique mortar]

Okay sorry might be my understanding for this emoji is diff

[arctic pebble]

[hexed moat]

😔

[topaz ridge]

lul

[unique mortar]

😅

[hexed moat]

😲

[topaz ridge]

[unique mortar]

Okay what is the meaning of this emoji ?

[arctic pebble]

why dont you rechange your name to Sugar xD

[hexed moat]

Thats in reverse

[unique mortar]

I use to use this while chatting with my company CEO

😅

[hexed moat]

🤫

[short lake]

[arctic pebble]

Girls will like you more]

[unique mortar]

Umm both are diff in meaning

[hexed moat]

🤩

🙃

🤓 🤓 🤓

[arctic pebble]

[hexed moat]

🤓

[short lake]

@hexed moat L

[soft onyx]

If a redditor saw this chat rn he will faint from dissapoinmenet

[arctic pebble]

if you were Guy tho

[hexed moat]

🤒

[mint zealot]

Redditors are disgusting creatures that need to be purged from this earth

[short lake]

Well congo
now dm me nukes

[arctic pebble]

thats your exgf on pfp ?

👀

[hexed moat]

[arctic pebble]

darn it

[short lake]

Ya about wut u say

[topaz ridge]

cap

[arctic pebble]

who ever she is i like her

[soft onyx]

I that your waifu on your pfp ?

[arctic pebble]

you are funny

[topaz ridge]

nah im sorry to be mean but i call cap

[short lake]

Lmfao

[topaz ridge]

to that being your gf

lmfao

[short lake]

U karen wut u doing here

[topaz ridge]

oh okay

[unique mortar]

Because Rhienix likes her ?

[soft onyx]

I don't mind goku being my waifu

[topaz ridge]

im blind fr

[topaz ridge]

i go where the wind takes me

[arctic pebble]

smart lad

jk xD

thats not good

[topaz ridge]

plus gorrila chat dead asf

[short lake]

come on then fight me

[topaz ridge]

anytime ya lil bitch

[arctic pebble]

your name its to good none can fight you

[short lake]

I'm take down karen

[topaz ridge]

dont temp me with a good time

[languid sequoia]

😂

[short lake]

No guns

[teal geyser]

whats the best way to get rp?

[arctic pebble]

or what

[topaz ridge]

cargo warehouse

[unique mortar]

Fk

[short lake]

U

[topaz ridge]

[languid sequoia]

Peter Griffin 😂😂

[short lake]

[topaz ridge]

lmfao

[teal geyser]

lol thats so funny shut the fuck up

😂

[arctic pebble]

[unique mortar]

Just got mail that my application fir scholarship got rejected 😞. My dream

[topaz ridge]

fr tho its cargo

[unique mortar]

Good night guys

[topaz ridge]

level up loads doing cargo

[unique mortar]

Have fun

[teal geyser]

was responding to the other guy

[topaz ridge]

gn

[arctic pebble]

Gn buddy take care

[topaz ridge]

i knoow and i was clarifying

[languid sequoia]

My niggAAAAA

[short lake]

Why u want scholarship

[languid sequoia]

Hey santa’s Girlfriend

[unique mortar]

Because I can’t afford my education as international student in uk

[arctic pebble]

when Lamar said Niggga xD

[topaz ridge]

could of thanked me or sommet

[short lake]

Wut u wonna learn in UK , which u can't learn in india ?

[soft onyx]

Cayo is too easy ngl

[topaz ridge]

yk whats easyier

[languid sequoia]

That yee yee ass haircut

[short lake]

Yo mum

[arctic pebble]

we all know xD

[topaz ridge]

damn beat me to it

[short lake]

Ik education system sucks

[arctic pebble]

spankick ?

[unique mortar]

I applied for phd in a specific domain in research and got selected. In India that domain is kinda new

[short lake]

Nice

Do part time job in uk and study there @unique mortar

[unique mortar]

But without scholarship it’s not possible now 😩

[stable oar]

Just got elite on cayo by 1 second

[languid sequoia]

Even IIT or JEE

[arctic pebble]

most smartest advise anyone would give

honestly i agree

[languid sequoia]

Lucky 😁

[topaz ridge]

cayo so hard

[unique mortar]

Fees is too expensive like 100,000 as Turion fees

[topaz ridge]

takes me 49 mins to complete cayo

fastest 46

[languid sequoia]

[arctic pebble]

he is jk

[topaz ridge]

im jokinf lmfao

[arctic pebble]

stop with lmfao ?

[topaz ridge]

my fasted was like 6 mins

[topaz ridge]

l m f a o

[arctic pebble]

we are all jk here

[austere edge]

49??????

[arctic pebble]

lmfao=look man fuck off i hope you know that sentence

[unique mortar]

And with part time you can just arrange your living expenditure only

[languid sequoia]

Haha i was wondering that how blind rubio’s guards are they can’t find a single guy on the small island in 45 mins with all the defence budget they have 😁

[short lake]

Can't ur family help u a lil bit ?

[topaz ridge]

my friend stayed at the spawn from tunnel i grabed keys and main loot then there was 2 gold in basement after rushed to exit and met him there and we got on moterbikes and drove of cliff was sommet like 6.12 mins

[unique mortar]

Fees is too high as Indian middle class family

[short lake]

Ya , but easy for us to say , hard to do it

[topaz ridge]

we filled bags to he got gold at that place closest to spawn

[soft onyx]

I just left cayo With a tequila bottle and 1.5 mill not bad +100k elite challenge, that's good with the tequila bottle

[arctic pebble]

true

[arctic pebble]

dont worry sooner or later you will hate it

[short lake]

U ain't gonna get 1.6m tho

[stable oar]

I was able to steal coke and weed from the docks

[soft onyx]

Cayo is illegaly easy for a heist

[stable oar]

But a guard on the tower got a few bullets in me

So i lost 20k

[topaz ridge]

nope

[soft onyx]

I got 1.4 tho

[topaz ridge]

was joking

[austere edge]

You should do it solo without replay glitch and gather Intel again and get panther statue and get 2.4 each heist

[short lake]

Yup they took ur 200k

[arctic pebble]

yeh you were being dead serous

xD

[topaz ridge]

yeah 100 percent xD 49 mins a good time to do cayo trust

[soft onyx]

Panther statue is a limited time thing

[austere edge]

But it's not over yet

[languid sequoia]

Is it still there

[austere edge]

Oh wait nvm it's been a week already

I don't think so

[short lake]

Then use ur mind do some research that isn't the only 1 college in world which can teach u wut u wonna learn try somewhere else where u can aford

[languid sequoia]

Yeah but maybe we get it on Christmas week or something

[austere edge]

Christmas we might get a new heist

[unique mortar]

Domain + professor that what I liked plus university is in top 100 in world that’s amazing na

[soft onyx]

Is there any leaks abt the December update ?

[languid sequoia]

The new heist will come on 14 called the Fixers nothing much to except from it

[unique mortar]

But yeah will do something eighth drop the dream or idk

[austere edge]

Out of all names they call it the fixer lol

What we gone do be mechanics

[languid sequoia]

Its will be about music and contracts and few new lowriders nothing much

[short lake]

Bro look at ur status why u going for top university which are expensive which u can't afford to pay fees

[arctic pebble]

yet more bugs then ever

[languid sequoia]

No but someone very popular leaked it on Twitter

[austere edge]

They need to just add stuff everyone wants

I seen the nicest houses ever that I couldn't buy

[languid sequoia]

Instead of focusing on the fixers they should fix the bugs man its so annoying i also face bugs in cayo and casino

[arctic pebble]

ikr

[unique mortar]

True just forget about my status and thought about my dream for a little bit my bad. Thanks for reminding me 😊

[austere edge]

They be spawning me the wrong guns in cayo

[arctic pebble]

if you ever have chance of leaving that country dont trow it into nothing

[austere edge]

And the drainage tunnel will be glitched to where I can't cut it

[short lake]

U r really depressed right now take some sleep will talk later

[languid sequoia]

Yeah new houses should be there not the penthouses but like bungalows like Devin Wetson had one in Gta Story i loved it

[unique mortar]

Without scholarship it’s not possible 😅 will try something

[austere edge]

I'm talking bout in Rockford hills

It had beautiful houses

[unique mortar]

Yea seems like it sorry

[arctic pebble]

its fine man dont worry about it we all have tough times

just have to be strong and never give up

[short lake]

No need of sry lol chill phill

[unique mortar]

Yup thanks guys

[short lake]

Yeah that's the spirit

[arctic pebble]

easy with words

[languid sequoia]

Yeah 3655 it’s beautiful

[unique mortar]

Thanks bro

[arctic pebble]

im off for now wass nice chatting hope you all have good morning/afternoon/evening stay safe all the best to you cheers

[unique mortar]

Guys what do you think about five play

Role play gta ?

Umm okay

[sour spear]

Yo everybody when the dr dre dlc comes out we better see a colab with Lamar and Dr Dre inside a low rider if we don't rockstar failed us with the dlc

[languid sequoia]

Frank should be there to ik he has that yee yee ass haircut but the homie deserves it

[sour spear]

And hopefully double money will be on crates when the dlc drops

[topaz ridge]

gorrila has once again died

[short lake]

Ya lol 💪

[stable oar]

I almost got 20 mil ready to waste on the update

[sour spear]

That would be dope but Franklin is usually as chill as chop and doesn't have much personality like Lamar does

[cursive relic]

ewww cayo🤮 🤮 🤮

[stable oar]

What a cool guy

[sour spear]

Put some respect on the rich farm

[languid sequoia]

Lamar is famous he still lives with his homies Frank had been moved to Rockford Hills

[cursive relic]

no

[sour spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cayo-perico-gtav-rockstar-games-gta-gtaonline-gif-21695470

[cursive relic]

thats the virgin grinded farm

[stable oar]

Yes your medal is in the mail

[cursive relic]

when I stopped doing cayo I was instantly More succesful with women

[languid sequoia]

Save for the new dlc

[stable oar]

Its chocolate

[sour spear]

Yeah but again Franklin is a chill dawg I wanna see Lamar dr dre and Snoop dogg just smoking weed everyday high in a low rider for the dlc

[stable oar]

The dude just alerted the juggernaut and got shredded

[languid sequoia]

In real life 2m buy a car tata scorpio 😂

[stable oar]

He Left very quick

[sour spear]

Better than grinding crates for a crappy 1.5 million for putting in 5h of work to fill up a large crate warehouse

[cursive relic]

well dont do any grinding lol

[soft onyx]

Getting spotted by the jugg is the worst thing that could possibly happen

[gritty sequoia]

What does arcade do

[languid sequoia]

Haha snoop dog had cameo in san Andreas

[soft onyx]

There's no way out if it

[sour spear]

Welp grinding is a cupcake when me and the homies walk to the rich farm with our kosaktas

[soft onyx]

It gives you the casino heist

[sour spear]

[gritty sequoia]

That’s it?

[stable oar]

You gotta unload on the dudes head

[soft onyx]

Yup

[stable oar]

The dude got spotted before he aimed tho

[languid sequoia]

Haha spend in bitcoins you’ll go from 2m to 0 or or 2m to 20m

[stable oar]

No way to not die lol

[languid sequoia]

It pays you 5000 each hour

[cursive relic]

instead of grinding u could go outside

[languid sequoia]

Then spend on girls

[soft onyx]

Learn how to invest and make money

[lean spruce]

does that triangle mine thing still work in cayo

ive never done it and i want to try it

[sour spear]

And that's all that matters but honestly fuck casino heist ik it's fun and I respect it so much because without it I wouldn't be able to buy a kosakta for my homie Pavel but Lester is such a greedy cuntsucker 600k for practically doing nothing just insulting me on the phone telling me to go to point A to point b being annoying as usual fucker

[short lake]

Nic

[short lake]

Ehh yo titty

[soft onyx]

Fax

[sour spear]

Fuck the grass

[sour spear]

No

[short lake]

Ya u tell him man

[soft onyx]

But atleast it's better than cayo for multiple people

[lean spruce]

casino kind of awes ome

better than cayo

[sour spear]

[lean spruce]

what are your guys least favorite casino preps

[sour spear]

No I'd rather go take a toilet break then abandon Pavel for a fat bitch called Lester

[soft onyx]

Merryweather HQ weapons

[lean spruce]

never got them

my least favorite was probably vault lasers

key word was

its now the noose van weapons

so dumb

[cursive relic]

Lester best

[lean spruce]

lester crest*

[sour spear]

What about the infiltration prep where u had to go to fort zancudo where the tanks basically bullies u

[lean spruce]

what is the point of those

[soft onyx]

I only enter through the kosatka

[sour spear]

[languid sequoia]

Because he doesn’t have the power to reach the main thing

[sour spear]

Yes we all love our lord and savior Pavel I'd fuck him 7 days a week

[lean spruce]

can someone answe

[static sable]

I’ve got 3mil. I’ve already got a kosatka what should I hit next

[languid sequoia]

Arcade or bunker

[sour spear]

👉

[stable oar]

How can some people be so bad at gta?

[soft onyx]

7 times a day for me 7×7 = 49 a week (yes I used a calculator to get answer)

[sour spear]

[stable oar]

People litterly walking into a gang of people with guns thinking they gonna be ok

[cursive relic]

ok

[stable oar]

You’re not cool anymore you’re lame

[soft onyx]

Having sex with Pavel is not gay

[stable oar]

Your medal is been revoked

[cursive relic]

pavel is like a fucking stupid cutie

[sour spear]

Yes Pavel is sexy asf to be a male

[static sable]

Woi

[sour spear]

Get stupid out of there his omapiant

And Lester is that fucking ugly loser at school in the classroom nobody likes even the teachers

[cursive relic]

no

I love lester

[languid sequoia]

He was always late to school and you know the reason

[sour spear]

[soft onyx]

Pavel only takes less than 3% while the fat loser takes 30% for swearing at us

[cursive relic]

so?

[sour spear]

Yes I cant believe that greedy cuntsucker got to lay a women before me😔

[cursive relic]

lester is a chad

he needd the money

to feed his children

and wife

[languid sequoia]

😂😂😂 that kiss from Georgina Cheng

[sour spear]

So u telling me a man that insults me by calling me a creepy silent friend getting 600k for doing nothing is someone worth money

[stable oar]

Idk

[sour spear]

[lean temple]

whats the top 3bunker locations?

[soft onyx]

Very generous of you

[cursive relic]

yes ofc? its about the heist not the money🥺 when lester talks oh I cum

[languid sequoia]

Chumash number 1

[sour spear]

And that's why I kick low level randoms off my heists they loaf for 50 percent cut for doing nothing

[sour spear]

It's about the money

Not the heist

[lean temple]

Concerned- Deeply concerned

[stable oar]

Its only about the money

[sour spear]

That doesn't change the fact those type of players are cancer

[cursive relic]

you all are bunch of kids

I like kids

what

umm

[languid sequoia]

Like High levels used to do in prison break when i was new they wanted the 100k even if they were millionaires

[lean temple]

idk if your a boy or a girl or non-binary or whatever the fuck but wtf-

[stable oar]

That Doesn’t matter

[sour spear]

That's fine help him out but only volunteerly not forcefully I never help low levels when they beg for it trying to force me in I only do it volunteerly

[languid sequoia]

You have baba in the end of your name and calling others kid 😂

[cursive relic]

Yeah?

Im coolio baba

you dont know me?

You should

[stable oar]

You Should just quit everything at this point

[soft onyx]

Does anyone hate it when he presses F instead of G when flying a plane (F = exit the veichle, G= retracts the wheels)

[languid sequoia]

The one from Gangsta Paradise

[stable oar]

Sounds like a PC problem

[soft onyx]

It is

[stable oar]

Now I’m sceptical

[cursive relic]

lmao

[lean temple]

That’s understandable. When they work hard on setups i always tell my friends give them a handy amount. Not when they do nothing.

[soft onyx]

F and G are close to each other

[stable oar]

[lean temple]

ew

[stable oar]

Is that true tho?

[sour spear]

Yes

[cursive relic]

🤔

[lean temple]

Pc Is good for some games but not all. I want a pc but not for GTA or Story mode games

shooters sure

[cursive relic]

hmm

Lol mc

[languid sequoia]

Apple products are not for gaming 😁

[lean temple]

Yeah I want one for MC, Valorant, Ark, Cod and other games

[cursive relic]

mc is shit

[lean temple]

Neither are most companies that arent for gaming like chrome and shit

[lean temple]

your shit snns

[languid sequoia]

They should release something like XR in the The Macs

[lean temple]

you can get it on xbox but id rather have it on pc

[cursive relic]

ok

[lean temple]

MC is my shit though. Not pvp but the actual aspect

[cursive relic]

Ok cool schoolgamer

[languid sequoia]

But nowadays Gaming industries rule the world so they should focus on more gaming products

[lean temple]

this is very creepy

[cursive relic]

mc costs like 50

[lean temple]

Ahh yes mock my name

[cursive relic]

it just cus its dum lookin

game

[sour spear]

It's because the sell missions are unbearable

[lean temple]

Its a block game dumbass

[lean temple]

get shaders

[languid sequoia]

Mc ?? MINECRAFT??

[cursive relic]

most people want more realism in games

[lean temple]

yeah

it cost what 20?!

[lean temple]

then play fucking realistic games.

[languid sequoia]

I never played it looks amazing

[lean temple]

Minecraft is about creativity.

[sharp ledge]

wait Minecraft isnt free anymore? Bruh that thing is old AF

[cursive relic]

ay bitch chillout

[lean temple]

Depends if you have game pass and other shit

and java is free depending

[cursive relic]

I didnt say I wanna play realistic games

[languid sequoia]

I only play gta on my PS i have alot of other games but i dont like them COD is dead now Fortnite sucks for me

[lean temple]

Now your calling me a bitch, cool

[cursive relic]

yes

coolio

[sour spear]

Minecraft in survival

😐

[austere edge]

[cursive relic]

the most realistic game is

real life

[sour spear]

No

[cursive relic]

yes

[sharp ledge]

no one plays video games for realism.

[languid sequoia]

Real life is not game once you die you can’t respawn

[sharp ledge]

unless its gambling

[austere edge]

[cursive relic]

Real life is a game you try to win it but in the end you lose

[austere edge]

Yes there is

[languid sequoia]

And they will fry you like fishes in hell 🤣

[lean temple]

Exactly

[austere edge]

But don't you rebirth as a animal

[sharp ledge]

Top Fraggers are OP in real life tho, Saladin, Gengis Khan and Hitler

[sour spear]

That's why in hard-core minecraft u lose all ur progress when u die so u have to start over

[languid sequoia]

You can’t win people are greedy even if they are on top they want more and more

[lean temple]

mhm

[sharp ledge]

cant match those kill counts

[sour spear]

[gritty sequoia]

What’s the best jet in gta?

[sour spear]

Hydra

No questions asked just buy the hydra

[gritty sequoia]

But it’s worse than laser in every way

[cursive relic]

laser is best

[soft onyx]

What abt Lazer ?

[sour spear]

Then buy Lazer

[gritty sequoia]

Idgaf about money sooo

[cursive relic]

ok buy both

[sharp ledge]

You been spouting half assed info since noon my guy

[gritty sequoia]

Wait that’s illegal

From vids I’ve seen it’s worse

[sour spear]

But then again hydra has everything agility vtol u can fly freely and vtol if ur a grinder hydra a griefer that likes dog fighting Lazer

[sharp ledge]

Play the game and se eif its worse

[soft onyx]

@sharp ledge is your pfp a logo ?

[gritty sequoia]

I won’t use vtol so I’ll buy lazer

[cursive relic]

ok

buy

[gritty sequoia]

No

[sharp ledge]

How dare you question the great Marco Pierre White

[soft onyx]

No

[sour spear]

U sure what if ur cargo is in the ocean then u will need vtol to get it

[gritty sequoia]

Cargo? I grind Cayo all day I don’t do cargo

[cursive relic]

omg cayo eww why

[sour spear]

Buy Lazer then

[gritty sequoia]

Ok

[sour spear]

Actually buy fort zancudo hanger and get Lazer there and buy Hydra

[gritty sequoia]

What about pyro is it better or worse than laser

Or does it depend on needs

[cursive relic]

if you need a women none

if needs are fighting

prolly lazer

[gritty sequoia]

K I’ll just get lazer

[cursive relic]

if traveling i think pyro faster

[gritty sequoia]

Yeah it’s faster

[haughty fiber]

pyro doesnt have the explosive cannon tho

its pretty cool

[cursive relic]

to grief yeah

[soft onyx]

@gritty sequoia do you need it for grinding or fighting ?

[haughty fiber]

fastest 2 seater plane

[sharp ledge]

Landing the Pyro is a bit easier than lazer, but it doesnt have explosive mg

[gritty sequoia]

Both

[sour spear]

But it has family because u can fly with ur homies

[gritty sequoia]

Tbh just to flex I’ll use it once and never use it again

I think

[cursive relic]

lol

[gritty sequoia]

But lazer more expensive

[sour spear]

It's cheaper where's the flex

[soft onyx]

If so buy the hydra the vtol may be useful

[sour spear]

Money=Flex

[cursive relic]

I have 20$

[sour spear]

I enjoy flexing my yacht and shoving it down my poor homies throats

[gritty sequoia]

Factually it’s correct but mentally it’s wrong

[gritty sequoia]

Same

[sour spear]

Ur wrong

[haughty fiber]

i like to just chill in my yacht

[cursive relic]

do that shit in real life it gets the better feeling

[haughty fiber]

get it parked far away from the city

and just sit there

[languid sequoia]

Yacht sucks waste 10m for just a piece of shit which can’t even move without paying

[haughty fiber]

doing nothing

[gritty sequoia]

Flex 💪

[haughty fiber]

thats what poor people say

[sour spear]

Honestly I just bought it for the flex and rich feeling tbh

[haughty fiber]

or level <100 who started playing last month

[sour spear]

Do I look like Elon Musk

[gritty sequoia]

Level 50 here. I have yacht

[languid sequoia]

I bought it a long time ago and only went on for 2 times just 😂

[cursive relic]

or someone with networth over 100mill prolly has a yacht

[sour spear]

I bought it for the flex and that sexy interior and for the missions

[gritty sequoia]

Not flex

Not as useless as yacht so not flex

[sour spear]

If ur talking about ingame yeah but in real life I'm pretty sure my life spending won't even be 50 percent of that

[languid sequoia]

Yeah it has a sexy interior but its second helipad sucks i cant even land my chopper on it i always crash

[sour spear]

Honestly I'm just a middle class person with just some money to get my needs and some wants

[gritty sequoia]

Skill issue

[cursive relic]

irl someone with like 100mil would 100% have a yacht

[sour spear]

And I'm not one of them

[haughty fiber]

its sad that you cant call your luxury helicopter in your yacht

would be soo cool if it just landed in the empty helipad

[languid sequoia]

So lvl 50 can you teach me some skills

[astral zodiac]

Anyone got the 500k yet?

[languid sequoia]

Yeah like you do on your office

[gritty sequoia]

Sure tmrw I give u lessons on how to have sigma mindset

[languid sequoia]

Yes everyone got it i think

[astral zodiac]

I haven't gotten mine, which is bullshit

[languid sequoia]

Aye The Sigma male is here 😁

[gritty sequoia]

Within 72 hours

[astral zodiac]

It has been 72 hours

[sour spear]

No because i actually wanna spend time with my family and have a good life where I can have time to do what I enjoy doing because I'm not gonna work 24 7 doing something I don't enjoy doing for a fat payment I'd rather stay middle class and do stuff I enjoy doing aswell

[gritty sequoia]

Skill issue

[astral zodiac]

We're there requirements for it? I logged in everyday for the past 2 weeks

[sour spear]

Idc

[languid sequoia]

I got it in my first login and most of people got it like this

[gritty sequoia]

I legit grind Cayo 24/7 instead of grinding irl

Sigma mindset

[languid sequoia]

How do you grind in real life

[gritty sequoia]

Take all your coworkers shifts

I would know since I’m 13

[sour spear]

Honestly if I'm being honest grinding irl is more fun then grinding in gta because the grind in gta apart from heists are not fun

[languid sequoia]

Haha but you don’t have Blind Boss like El Rubio irl

[astral zodiac]

I notice how everyone who's saying they received it is on ps

[stable oar]

I never got that free 500k

[gritty sequoia]

Xbox issue

[cedar drift]

rub your junk against a grater

[astral zodiac]

It was for all platforms correct?

[gritty sequoia]

Thanks this tutorial helped me a lot

[languid sequoia]

And irl NPC’s are more savage

[cedar drift]

npcs are op irl

[sour spear]

And irl a sparrow doesn't have weaker armor then a npc u run over in gta v

[languid sequoia]

Lol yeah

[lean temple]

i-

[languid sequoia]

But irl you don’t have lester to lose police

[cedar drift]

game engine is just different dude

[astral zodiac]

The rockstar site doesn't say anything about being a platform exclusive

[hazy wing]

did anyone get their 500k yet

[astral zodiac]

So xbox is just broken

[cedar drift]

its not been 72 hours yet

just chill

[sour spear]

And irl u don't have a yacht ur just a poor bitch who can only afford the bare minimum

[lean temple]

i thought it was but neither me or my friend got it

[cedar drift]

its only 500k anyway

its not a lot

[hazy wing]

it has

december 2nd

[astral zodiac]

Except it has?

[languid sequoia]

Actually i have a yacht in family but its doesn’t look the one in gta

[sour spear]

🧢

Send me screen shots like u actually own one not one u have for vacation

[cedar drift]

no it hasnt

72 hours AFTER december 2nd

[marsh zinc]

Can anyone help me with Human Lanbs set up pls? Bern trying for one Hour now :/

[lean temple]

i thought it was the 1st?

[hazy wing]

#lfg-og-heist-ps4

[languid sequoia]

What about human lambs 😂

[cedar drift]

even if it includes the 2nd

it still hasnt been 72 hours

[hazy wing]

go to a farm and get lamb

[marsh zinc]

Labs… my Keyboard isnt english🙄

[hazy wing]

december 14th

new heist

[languid sequoia]

JK bro

[cedar drift]

which also doesnt remove the fact that 500k really is nothing lmao

[languid sequoia]

Are you still in the shock after seeing my real life yacht 😂

[marsh zinc]

I wish I had 500k 😂

[sharp ledge]

"500k is nothing" but y'all prefer gold over cash anyway

[sour spear]

Are u crying over stuff ur actually getting for free u don't have to put in a dime of work

[cedar drift]

the only people crying is the ones screaming that they didnt get it

[sour spear]

Yes but it looks like a pee bucket I'd use on a camp trip no disrespect

[languid sequoia]

You can mod a vehicle completely in 500k

[sharp ledge]

well maybe if they closed the game once in a day they'd get it

[languid sequoia]

It just the model the real one is different ill send you wait

[sharp ledge]

i got it after rebooting the game

[astral zodiac]

As have I

Rebooted multiple times today

Doing it again now

[haughty fiber]

cant i use low grio tyres on the rx7?

[cedar drift]

i got it after signing in after not playing for almost a day

[haughty fiber]

wtf

[cedar drift]

lmao

[astral zodiac]

You can. It is a tuners update vehicle

[sharp ledge]

anyone wanna play scribbleio

[haughty fiber]

it doesnt give me the option to tho

[astral zodiac]

Anything added with tuners or as a dripfeed vehicle can use low grips

[astral zodiac]

Are you at the car meet?

[haughty fiber]

do i need to do it in the ls car meet?

[astral zodiac]

Yes you do

[haughty fiber]

oh thats fucking dumb lmao

[sharp ledge]

Dont like the tuner cars, they completely ignore how normal cars drive

[haughty fiber]

those dumbasses have more tyres options than my executive garage

[astral zodiac]

Yeah

[haughty fiber]

rockstar logic

[astral zodiac]

The way they work doesn't make sense but the looks are great

[haughty fiber]

me neither

[astral zodiac]

Finally have a proper rx7

[haughty fiber]

the porsche 911 gt2 rs should be the most op sports car in the game

[astral zodiac]

The 2 mustangs are neat

[haughty fiber]

but rockstar logic

again

[astral zodiac]

Going to buy a comet s2 soon

The supra Mk5 is nice

[haughty fiber]

dont

it sucks

[astral zodiac]

We have a proper bmw saloon

[haughty fiber]

its got 0 grip

[astral zodiac]

I seriously don't care about the speed, its the look

[haughty fiber]

the fucking muscle cars have more grip than the freaking porsche

rockstar logic

[astral zodiac]

I'm not the biggest fan of the celica

It's growing on me

But I don't want to use it just because of its speed

I prefer the look of the s2 over the growler

[haughty fiber]

same

im not the biggest fan of porsche

but still

[astral zodiac]

Only car I'm not the biggest fan of (for looks) is the sultan rs classic

[haughty fiber]

its ridiculous to put it anywhere close to these old ass japanese 276hbp cars

[astral zodiac]

I prefer a 4 door wrx

Mainly because it's the one used in baby driver

But it just looks right

[haughty fiber]

im pretty sure the 4 door is the sultan classic

classic rs is literally the same 3d model with 2 less doors

[astral zodiac]

It is

I assume the rs classic is faster than the normal classic?

[languid sequoia]

Does anyone cares about the LS carmeet reputation

[astral zodiac]

I only really care for the discounts

[sour spear]

Some prick on his scramjet tried testing the power of my vigilante didn't go so well for him I crashed his scramjet into antarctica

[astral zodiac]

I want doms livery

But it's a ridiculous high level

Some of the Sneakers you can unlock are nice

[languid sequoia]

Same but it takes alot to level up you waste time I prefer buying with the extra bucks

[astral zodiac]

It annoyed me when I bought a supra undiscounted

Then unlocked the trade price

[sour spear]

And I didn't have to pay for his scramjet I destroyed since I didn't blow it up with missles or guns just by ramming into it so he was charged to get it back on more mutsual

[languid sequoia]

Supra and Cypher deserve the extra bucks

[sour spear]

No rockstar abandoned street vehicles the prices should get nerfed not buffed

[haughty fiber]

i regret buying my rx7

and i just bought it

[prime tide]

who needs a gabber for cayo

grabber

[languid sequoia]

Change its colour and make it same like in fast and furious 3 i hope you’ll like it

[pale kelp]

lol

[languid sequoia]

I bought the euro few days back but I didn’t liked it

[sour spear]

Is the xentorno a electric vehicle in the game

[haughty fiber]

no

[haughty fiber]

there is no body kits

tuner dlc btw

lmao

[sour spear]

Dammit is there even any electric vehicles in the game

[haughty fiber]

you cant cosplay han's rx7

[languid sequoia]

Haha

[haughty fiber]

voltic, cyclone is SICK, tezeract

raiden

[stable oar]

Guy randomly killed me in clothing store so i destroyed his opressor with the toreador

[sour spear]

Awsome any of them u recommend

[haughty fiber]

cyclone

its a rimac

[languid sequoia]

Yeah you can’t completely , like you do with the pauls skyline

[haughty fiber]

they are a new brand

[sour spear]

Ok I'm buying it rn

[haughty fiber]

but they mean freaking business

they just bought 55% of bugatti from porsche

[sour spear]

BTW is it on motorsport

[stable oar]

He’s texting me about kd now

[haughty fiber]

and their rimac nevera is the fastest car in a quarter mile currently

[haughty fiber]

yeah legendary

i think it costs around 2 mil

[stable oar]

He wants to get it back and stalking outside the apartment

[sour spear]

Ok nice time to buy it hopefully it's not really that expensive

[astral zodiac]

Anyone who cares about kd is mentally deficienct

[stable oar]

Pretty much

[astral zodiac]

I did an rp

[stable oar]

I said how it’s funny he cares about it now he just said it’s about skill

[astral zodiac]

Some guy started frping

Trying to kill me

So I shot him dead

Then griefed the session

And the dumbass host blamed me

[stable oar]

Gta has the most unique individuals

[astral zodiac]

It does

[stable oar]

He wants it back so badly

[astral zodiac]

And remember

Unique isn't necessarily good

[stable oar]

He’s texting me he’s friendly

[astral zodiac]

Go out in passive

[stable oar]

As if he didn’t just grief the session

[astral zodiac]

Troll

[stable oar]

I never use passive

[astral zodiac]

Right

Where are you hiding?

[stable oar]

Apartment

Got my tv on

[astral zodiac]

What cars in the garage?

[stable oar]

F1 car, half track, deluxo, scramjet, vangar, toreador, toreo, and 2 bikes

I won

[hoary dome]

@wintry heron you’re being attacked

[stable oar]

He left

He couldn’t stay past his bed tome any longer

Vanar

You did

Vangar

Do you not have access to the Internet or something

?

[hoary dome]

Neon is a nice electric car too, but it’s a 4 door

[sour spear]

How does it look

[stable oar]

I could scope out cayo

But im to bored

[hoary dome]

It’s a Porsche, can’t post pics here tho

[sour spear]

Ok then np

[hoary dome]

Pfister neon is the car

[stable oar]

My main character has about 15 cars i never use

[cosmic prawn]

What deathbike should I get?

[stable oar]

Main ones i use are vangar, kurama, paraiah and 811

I been using deluxeo alot

[languid sequoia]

Porsche 9/11 Aladin’s favourite car 😂

[stable oar]

During Black Friday i got everything

Got toreador, deluxo, stromberg and both opressors

It was on sale so I’ll be stupid not to take it

Because I never buy anything full price

If there was any time to buy it it was then and than

Nope

Pretty sure no one here can help you

[languid sequoia]

You need moc for that i think

[hoary dome]

You get muted if you talk about these

[stable oar]

Talking about glitxhing gets u banned

[languid sequoia]

Bro I almost have everything and I didn’t buyed them on Black Friday like you 😂

[cosmic prawn]

Did any of yous see Fred’s goal?

[languid sequoia]

Bro i didn’t said the complete word so i am safe

[stable oar]

My main character has everything

If I was using him on Black Friday I would’ve bought nothing

Im using my second character

She has nothing

[languid sequoia]

IDC

[cosmic prawn]

Why do yous all have 2 characters

[stable oar]

Neither do I but I’ll say anyway because I don’t care

[cosmic prawn]

Can you still do the deathbike wheelie thing

[steel dragon]

What's up

[stable oar]

I wanna start collecting motorcycles

I hate getting thrown of them

[cosmic prawn]

I’m guessing you either support united or ROI @languid sequoia

[stable oar]

Ceo office garage

Where u buy crates

[languid sequoia]

I don’t support any of them

[cosmic prawn]

I am so stupid

[stable oar]

We know

Its ok

[cosmic prawn]

I thought your profile picture was a footballer called Roy Keane

[steel dragon]

Quick question. Is getting a penthouse worth it?

[cosmic prawn]

I’m actually stupid

[steel dragon]

Ok

[languid sequoia]

Haha thats tony montana (al pacino) from scarface and godfather movie

[stable oar]

It lets u buy 50k chips and casino set ups easier but thats it

Nothing more useful

[cosmic prawn]

Yep I realise that now

[languid sequoia]

Yes if you do its story you’ll unlock a prep for casino heist and also you’ll get 1m and a car in the final story heist

[hoary dome]

Some people do it to infiltrate rival gta crews, ruin their events etc

[cosmic prawn]

#🗑the-garbage that’s who I thought it was

[steel dragon]

Okay cause I realized I needed a penthouse to do Moodymann's missions. Only reason I'm interested is cause I'm a car collector. And some cars require delivering him to get the trade prices

[stable oar]

I see

If you really want it than i say go for it

[steel dragon]

Alright then

Appreciate the feedback :3

[hoary dome]

Then you should defo go for it, once you complete the missions you get an armoured paragon r

[stable oar]

Np

Happy to help

[steel dragon]

Oh neat

[hoary dome]

Yah it’s a car you can’t buy

[languid sequoia]

Yeah the bentley continental gt armoured

[stable oar]

Where is the best place in ls to live?

[steel dragon]

Didn't know it existed. Alrighty, just need to do one more Perico raid and I should have enough money for a full blown penthouse. Which is impractical I know, but I like to go all out

Or in this case, all in

[hoary dome]

This is the way to do it, you get nothing for saving money and buying everything on sale

[languid sequoia]

Do cayo b2b you’ll get in few hours

[hoary dome]

It’s virtual money lol

Buy what you want and have fun

[steel dragon]

Lol alright

[alpine tulip]

Ok, so I got $500k just by logging in.

[steel dragon]

There's a giveaway event going on. Or there was anyway

[hoary dome]

Yaaaaas a free orb shot

[languid sequoia]

They used give a 1m last year

[steel dragon]

Do you have to have a Rockstar account? That might be why they gave you that. I never get free money

[alpine tulip]

Ew, my dick isn't that small.

[hoary dome]

Weird

[alpine tulip]

I have one, yes. That's also how you get the free money for activating 2-step verification.

[steel dragon]

Huh

[stable oar]

GTA sometimes does become more of a job instead of a game

[hoary dome]

Defo, this is why just do what you enjoy doing and not grind all the time

[steel dragon]

Yep. Especially with the daily bills

[hoary dome]

Important to take breaks

[stable oar]

Fr

[steel dragon]

Mhm

[alpine tulip]

Yeah, weird that I own a facility, and that I have an Oppressor MK2, and yet my dick still gets long and hard. No offense

[hoary dome]

Unless you’re on pc and deal with modders lol

[stable oar]

I usually like to do contact missions

They don’t pay much but they’re very fun

[hoary dome]

Why would you say things like this when there’s younger people in this?

[alpine tulip]

Sorry

[stable oar]

Great way for a break from constantly grinding

[steel dragon]

I own a facility, a vehicle warehouse, a cargo warehouse (that I never use), bunker, nightclub, hangar (that I also dont use for money), an arcade, and a weed farm (which I shut down like a year ago)

[alpine tulip]

Do you like her?

[steel dragon]

What's it say?

[hoary dome]

Open the weed farm back up for the nightclub

[steel dragon]

Ok

[alpine tulip]

So what kind of messages are these?

[hoary dome]

You know bunker is 1.5x this week too right?

[pastel token]

I got 32M for new dlc should i grind more?

Ok....

[steel dragon]

Buy all the things

[austere edge]

Im sure that's enough

[alpine tulip]

I hope you two can have a successful relationship. That'd be a wonderful Christmas gift.

[hoary dome]

30 mill on tuners was enough to fully upgrade auto shop and get every car on release day from what I remember

[cosmic prawn]

Does the deathbike speed glitch still work?

[steel dragon]

I wish I wasn't single. Better yet, I wish I knew how to pick up girls ;-;

[pastel token]

Well continue stacking cash i dont have to buy anything for now 😂

[austere edge]

I do the hellfire speed glitch

[steel dragon]

Yeah, may as well stack the cash. This week's discounts are kinda whack. Unless you don't have a bunker

[pastel token]

Would have helped if you played xbox

[cosmic prawn]

So will it work?

[austere edge]

Idk

Ik that the speed glitch for cars work

Can we??

[steel dragon]

I'm sitting on $5.6mil right now. Just bored and dont know what to do

[cosmic prawn]

Cause I’m not gonna be doing drag races so I might just get the future shock version

[strong zodiac]

i’m sitting on 281.9 million right now.

[steel dragon]

Im waiting for a friend to get on so I can help him make more money but I also need some help with gunrunning

[austere edge]

How

[steel dragon]

Shark cards? : O

[languid sequoia]

The max you can sit on is 10m the ducking yacht 😂

[austere edge]

Who wastes money on shark cards

[languid sequoia]

9 year olds

[austere edge]

Lol

[steel dragon]

I did but that was a one time thing ;-;

That was when the Cayo Perico heist first came out and I wanted a Kosatka

[strong zodiac]

sell in public

hire a tryhard to protect you.

[austere edge]

I did bodgan and doomsday heist to get kostka

[steel dragon]

My internet too laggy. I'm in a solo lobby as we speak

[strong zodiac]

so boring.

i sell in publics with griefers intentionally

it spices things up

:)))

[austere edge]

I like dog fighting when I'm bored

[steel dragon]

I'll sell once I've determined a lobby is not very hostile. If there's someone online that's killing everyone I wait for them to leave

[strong zodiac]

or bring the fight to them

reward cannot be gained without action.

[steel dragon]

Fair. But I don't attack people unless they attack me first. Leave me alone, I leave you alone. That's my creed

[lunar flame]

i had to read that twice

[steel dragon]

Lmao

[austere edge]

Lmao like jet flying

And shooting ppl out the air

[lunar flame]

yea i know

my brain just wasnt working

i thought it was fighting dogs

[strong zodiac]

my creed: if your KD is higher than 2, you are my target.

[austere edge]

Tries to change kd

[steel dragon]

Well good thing I'm only at 1.26 lol

[strong zodiac]

mine is at 3.94

[languid sequoia]

You guys having KD more than 1 😂

[steel dragon]

You a pacifist?

[languid sequoia]

There is a trick to increase your KD

[austere edge]

Might be a dumb question but what is kd

[steel dragon]

Kill/Death Ratio

[languid sequoia]

Kill death ratio

[austere edge]

Which means?

[steel dragon]

How many you killed vs how many times you died

Against players

[languid sequoia]

How many times you got killed by other players vs how many times you killed other players

[austere edge]

Mines is 1.07

[low hare]

You average about 1 kill every death

[strong zodiac]

i don’t ewo much

or at all

earlier some dude was selling and i was doing car pics

dude ran me over

big mistake

[steel dragon]

I only kill out of self defense. If I'm being trailed by an oppressor I'll just start praying

Cause I can't fight those very well. Since they're stupidly hard to see

[strong zodiac]

if you show a snipe on them, they’ll always back off

mk2 users fly away from me when i hit marker or hit them very closely on it

[languid sequoia]

@everyone Check #🗑the-garbage to see the trick to increase your KD

[strong zodiac]

sounds like self promotion

no thx

[steel dragon]

If there's an oppressor user approaching me, I'll ask them to leave me alone. And most people will back off which is something I never thought was possible

Griefers may grieve, but some do listen

Those that dont leave you alone

Will know no afterlife

[sour spear]

Man remember back in the day when gta online was built to be fun and the zentorno was a absolute must have vehicle everyone needed to own now we need flying cancer to survive the cancerous warzone in lobbies🙃

[low hare]

My whole for the game is to get everything and then help people

[languid sequoia]

Those days

[steel dragon]

I just use an Akula to survive. By staying off the grid and as far away from others as I can

[low hare]

When we would race in t20s and zentornos to see which was faster

[sour spear]

When payments made u feel like Elon Musk

[sour spear]

Yeah pretty much

[languid sequoia]

Oh yeah when 25k really mattered

[steel dragon]

I used to use an FH-1, but when people see you on the map in an Apache Longbow, they're gonna come after you constantly

[sour spear]

And when the best vehicles in the game weren't game breaking like the zentorno for example

[steel dragon]

Unfortunately, the MK2 will always be a part of this game. The best we can do is to be vigilant and prepared for our next encounter

[sour spear]

Now rockstar is just gonna shatter our memories with no care in the world by shutting down the online service due to revenue cuts on last gen

[low hare]

if you think about it there is a lot of stuff to counter the mk2

[steel dragon]

That's true

[cosmic prawn]

Explosive heavy works pretty well if you can hit the shot

[languid sequoia]

When going to Fort Zancudo was really hard

[low hare]

When the most expensive thing in the game was a gold plane

[sour spear]

And when dodging tanks missles on ur motorbike was actually badass and fun trying to get that Lazer jet and getting it was the most satisfying thing ever now u can just buy fort zancudo hanger and get it easily

[steel dragon]

If only my bunker crew would research it

[cosmic prawn]

I got it relatively early

[languid sequoia]

Yeah nowadays lazer is no fun its just one call away but stealing it was fun

[cosmic prawn]

Just can’t get the armour peircing or mk1 missiles

[sour spear]

Or when the rhino tank was the most scariest thing ever seeing in a lobby now the most scariest and annoying thing seeing in a lobby is flying cancer

[stable oar]

You always see at least 2 sparrows flying round in a public lobby always

[languid sequoia]

Yeah tanks are dead nowadays there was time when you could see the tanks own the street and destroying them with sticky bombs was satisfying

Sparrows are okay but fucking mk2’s and jets are worst thing in the lobby

[stable oar]

Yeah

They are always out for blood

I saw a jet flying with a few people yesterday

[languid sequoia]

I like their flying skills but killing for no reason sucks

[stable oar]

Someone took out the alkonost and a sparrow and lazer followed him

Didnt attack just followed

[languid sequoia]

Man Alkonost can carry the whole lobby 😂

[late path]

i have seen people calling for buzzard for free , but i need to pay $200 for it . how do i call buzzard without paying a fee ?

[stable oar]

Fr

[languid sequoia]

They were practicing for parades maybes 😂 some crews do that the sit in the yacht and watch parades

[stable oar]

They werent in a single crew

All different

[languid sequoia]

Oh okay

[stable oar]

I would have loved to join

But i had a cayo prep started

[languid sequoia]

Oh grinding is good then wasting time 🤜🤛

[stable oar]

Idk how much i need for the update

[steel dragon]

I'm on my 17th project ;-;

[stable oar]

Got 17mil atm

[languid sequoia]

20-30m if want to get everything in the update

[cosmic prawn]

I’m on my 40tj

[steel dragon]

Jesus

[cosmic prawn]

Still not got the fucking missiles

[sour spear]

Yes in 2014 I remember when the rhino tank use to take like 23 rockets now it barely takes 5 to 8 rockets to destroy

[stable oar]

Im gonna try and get 30mil than

[steel dragon]

I got my MK1 missiles not too long ago

[cosmic prawn]

The rhino tank was amazing back in the day

[languid sequoia]

Yeah Rhino was a threat while driving it used to come from nowhere

[stable oar]

I miss those days

[languid sequoia]

Yeah

[sour spear]

And it made u almost take a shit in ur pants when u saw it in a online lobby

[stable oar]

I use to ride the train to avoid the tanks

[steel dragon]

Everybody gangster till a Rhino shoots down a Hydra

[cosmic prawn]

Nah you just gotta drive the zentorno away

[steel dragon]

Yeah. Rhino's are pretty slow

[cosmic prawn]

Or fight it with your tank

[languid sequoia]

Ok bye gtg need to watch a money heist

[steel dragon]

Have fun

[cosmic prawn]

I was rich back in the day

[sour spear]

Yeah now the khanjali tank makes it useless but the rhino tank will always hold that special place in my heart it was so gangsta to drive back in the day

[stable oar]

Back then I didn’t have that much and i didnt know how to

[cosmic prawn]

It’s decent this season

[steel dragon]

Back in my day, I was always broke

[stable oar]

Still i had lots of fun

I robbed stores all the time for my money

[steel dragon]

Same

[cosmic prawn]

I got money dropped 3 billion so I was very rich

[stable oar]

And than wasted it on ammo

[languid sequoia]

No one uses the khanjali they use the flying cancer and jets

[stable oar]

I never met a money modder

[steel dragon]

Remember when people got kicked from heists for being low level? Those were the days

[sour spear]

Sadly because 8 year Olds with there moms credit card doesn't gain skills they lose skill

[languid sequoia]

Thanks

[stable oar]

He spawn lots of money once

That’s cause the streets of Npc is that got murdered drop money

[languid sequoia]

Thanks for the feedback

[cosmic prawn]

Now the low levels are usually high levels alt accounts

[steel dragon]

Hey anyone wanna help with gunrunning real fast?

[stable oar]

What is everyone’s lvl?

[steel dragon]

I just need one person

[steel dragon]

175

[stable oar]

Nice

[languid sequoia]

Haha bro 9 year olds can steal their moms card and use it and 18 year old me still scared of my mother 🤣

[stable oar]

Atm my current character is lvl 168

My main character is lvl398

[steel dragon]

On average, I level up once everytime I set up a Cayo Perico heist

[cosmic prawn]

Fuckin hell

[stable oar]

I lvl up easy during contact missions

I do them quite alot aswell

[steel dragon]

Gifs don't work ;-;

And nice

[stable oar]

All good

[cosmic prawn]

It’s stupid how gifs are banned

[strong zodiac]

my main is 438 lmao

[stable oar]

Noise

[cosmic prawn]

Ik you can have bad ones but just ban them

[strong zodiac]

however my second is 128

but that’s okay

i can put up a fight regardless of my level