#🚔┃gta-discussion
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i fucked your mom
xD
Bro i dont like to walk five miles
wait, you ARE your mom
fatass
Look at ur profile pic
not anymore
shit
mind taking it to dm
whoa dude he transformed
Both the same meaning
xD
or i will be forced to report
Kifflom
The hand of God
same goes for you
Epsilon_theme.mp4
Warre do
we dont need to rage here are we and insult each others?
That is not a proper sentence, brother brother
dont say thats joke bcs would be funny
Embrace the thesis
Don't be the antithesis
I actually never played singleplayer but I watched all the Epsilon stuff
yeah we dont want no more thesises here
Wow
Cuz their theme gets blasted out of their weird palace
i played story mode much
Calm down Karen
if you are your mom
In front of my old place
does that mean your dad took "go fuck yourself" literally
Ive completed story twice with 100%
want me to report you?
He going
BIG if true
If thy mother equals joke
Deep thoughts
Then ????
y
Philosophy channel
bro if u buy u a menace sthu
Why tho u lazy?
He playin Grand Theft Supply doh
it takes like 5 mins
Nah I am an entrepreneur
guss what i wouldnt bother trying to explain to some one who clearly doesnt respect rules
I follow the great teachings of the one and only Jeffrey Bezos
0-0
CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964
jeffrey
also i will not report you bcs i can see you dont respect yourself


It's all about supply and demand brother
Not in soviet China it isnt
Jesus how old are you
Did u just call russia soviet?
i think hes memeing
im joking here
Good
bro that fell apart decades ago
thats what they want you to think
how old are you?
Read words, can you do it
no
Old people call Russia Soviet Union no matter how often you tell them
Also, he never did say Russia was Soviet
im blind
Ask Pavel or Bogdan for further information
word
23 and rusting
Bogdan will do he
damn
wait whose bogdan
year younger than me
As evidenced by my pinkie
Codename bogdan
(It hurts)
but age doesnt always matter
wtf
Also started with the vax?
do u age like cheese or do u age like milk
im 4
thats all that matters
you can be in 40s and still dont take things to serously right
i just saw this with no context
whats up with that?
haha
Like fresh cream
Idk vegeta be acting weird
wha-kinda cream we talkin 
Men age like wine
cap
Men
Age
men age like nut
now i havent had a compliment in a decade
I feel you
You cute tho
thanks
He askin for it tho
timer reset: 0:30
not a real compliment in my eyes
Hit me up in 10 years again np
none its ugly everyone its beautiful in diff terms
How cute y'alls GTA online characters
And why are they butt ugly
Yeah yeah since when u became a terapist
lol that edit
since when did you?
I havent
good than
then*
sorry mr smart guy im not that good
Mines Driver cosplay from 2011's Drive
guys i got the op mk2 and i drove it for a solid 3 minutes before i returned to garage and pulled out my dodo
can i swear in dutch or is it not allowed?
i dont even wana be
My first mistake was making my primary character a replica of me
A poor attempt at that
Try ryan gosling. I spent hours and its shit
Fucking disgusting to look at
also Gareem not Goteem
My second mistake was playing with him for so long
Tf is garem
that's what my ex said 
Damn
WOw chill
Gareem
You get yourself checked
i dont have a ex
after you
Nobody can hurt you if you don't let anyone
yeah i try
Was at the hospital on thursday
no shit
after you
man
in you
That is a mind boggling answer
Just buy the experience, realize its not that important and wait til you find someone whos worth it
than why are you trying so hard to act as smart lad?
its hilarious
I wanna be able to get the paramedic outfit legitimately
why
Most glitches for outfits entail losing the other stuff
I like having the uniforms
just look up a job for it
Oh
all u gotta do is equip an earpiece and quit the job
Oh
if "i like a man in a uniform" was a gta player
i did a glitch once and it didnt end well
Yeah saw a bunch of those on yt
You got suspended from school?
I did a glitch once, got 10 years without parole in max security prison. dont do drugs kids
nah on gta
Ik lol
Damn
You wouldn't steal a car
Piracy is a CRIME
i did the sell cheap garage glitch
How did it go
Raubkopierer sind Verbrecher
Got banned
Damn
btw everyone knows the meme you wait till its cool just cool than into your mouth noice xD
Rip to a 4 year old account level 473
zamn
i wasnt fast enough, gorilla won
Gorilla always wins
i just saw a german sentence flash in my eyes and it got away
tru
Zamn 😍
She's 12? 😍
she said she was 12
you are gona lecture everyone now 💩
Edited
gonna*
bonk yous hilarious
Hahaa
good for you
Wholesome exchange

just like the bogdan
Did bogdan even survive
best excuse for some one its to make fun of your words
I cannot remember despite playing recently
Yes he appeared in doomsday scenario
noice
Yeah ik but did he survive
wdymn
is gta online before or after story mode
Didn't his submarine blow up
before i guess
before
Before and after
Yeah but the 3rd act he appeared in the intro
At some point they reference the current year being 2017
wu
thirth act
Idk mane let vegeta be funny
what is happening
thirth dud xD
Im thirsthy
Drink
Holly wottah from the well
Until your pee becomes clear
There legit is no way to drink water in gta right
Like
It's either booze or green juice
Green juice is power fuel
Not really
Yes really
I mean our characters don't open their mouths
gta character also dont pee so no need
can i still get the in order bonus for the beginner heists if i did cayo and casino before them
cap i see theeth
i got a kosatka before a high end apartment
Well done
they dont shit either
wym bro i be chowing down egochaser and p's and q's
Hmm possible yes
Ik voel me niet zo lekker
Yeah but it's minimal
Mass
Gta san adreas had good futures Gta V robots xD
They prolly shit like once a week
theyt shit when you log off
i do that irl
Zamn 😍
you gotta learn to let go of things burv
Fbi
maybe they do you just don’t see it
they shit in the gta loading screen
constipation?
Come on in
Good theory
mind:blown so u say they b pissin they pants
There is enough time for it
Fib
foreign irritating bitch
Ever heard of sanctimonious?
no
anyway im off for now wass nice meeting and making jokes hope you all have a wonderful day\night cheers
Who knows
good night champ
Rhoenix I have no idea what you were trying to do, but you did well
Having a superiority complex issue and trying to act better and like everyone is stupid
“Minor spelling mistake I win”
i undestand the most part
Indeed
Im not signed up with the law tho
Fleur is tering geil
Court isnt an option
I Think there was stuff lost in translation tbf
Ah someone who rejects the hobbesian social contract perhaps
It just means thinking everyone is shitty and you dont have to think differently because you’re right
It sounds like my dad
Damn
Rip
FBI
There is also a thing called 'overthinking' and then theres 'jumping to conclusions'
Bonk really be dropping some irl bombs
Good night gurl see ya tommorow
what like kim jung un or something
whats his name?
Hegelian dialectica
Wtf is that
You got it right
aight
Think of it as an epic anime fight
Ah yes
stupid hoe bitch
Makes it easier
Woah easy there
I hit em with the french
Rapid fire
France 🤢
Ga is snel normaal doen klein onzeker ventje
Villains mindless drone did his oneliner just then
Are humans flammable?
Ikr
Yes
Grinding chatxp
lmaoa
Carbon based stuff burns well
All that blood tho
wait ima switch to my phone real quick
Not much
Blood boiling up

Lowkey psychopath chat
in german
i wonder what boiled blood smells like
Prolly iron
You gotta earn it man
Dummer kopf
dumme Hacke
Stupid head
Dumme Schlampennutte
ur dumb bitch
Grind for it
They said happy thanksgiving like I’m not spending thanksgiving alone 
Happy thanksgiving, PILGRIMS
man why this gta shit keep crashing with no error codes
Im gay
i wanna know whats wrong
Cockstar games
Youre never alone. Im right there, behind you. Turn around
How wholesome
Stalker
No don't listen to him
Face the wall
damn
Count to 3
lets play hide and seek
😍
No
k
Land on top maze bank
Imma hide in ur moms p___y
Nobody can shoot you
Lets play Heil End Sieg
pony?
pantry?
Fill in the correct letters
Speaking of such

pfirefightery?
I did paint and mod my Käfer to look like a ww2 vehicle
Awesome düd
Pics or didnt happen
Ok but I can't send it here
Nee je mama we gaan nie naar deze shit luisteren g jullie zijn allemaal moffen duitsers zijn jostis
Send noods
Goods?
can anyone help me get some money?
i want ramen
Noodle’s is going to be there
i wish there was ramen in the game
Do cayo
Ramen, pls give
Hell yeah
i don't got a submarine tho
Ramen means windows in dutch
Lmao
i can't find a way because i encounter so much modders and can't play the game
It lowkey confuses me in a way
Actually Rahmen means frame but close enough
Ramen with half the usual water, one egg and all the soup powder
Have a dish of lettuce by the side
In dutch it is windows u germish twat
Pc experience sucks
Germish 
Get solo lobbies or perish
Shut yo bitchass up
Indeed I do not

you should try it some day
Break your ramen and jump out of it
its really nice to be in control of the flavor
ok
yeah but its the same flavor 
Bro go to gordon ramsey
You mean CHEF Ramsay?
Yeah u fuckin bludclart
Ahhha
Im hillariously dead
It wouldn't be out of place though
Hi is glitching bad in this server
It is an r rated game
Bro who cares
Yes
Kk
The Cuck Heist dlc
If you glitch
You fail life
Kdj would be starting the heist
Whos katie jay
The afro dude who fucks a purple haired ni-
KDJ stands for
Korean-Dutch Jesus
Btw also on phone by now
Good
i hate kdj so fucking much
hey anyone know what is the fastest way to level up your rep in ls tuners?
Wut no it stands for kanker dikke jetsers
I hate sessanta more
Same
KDJ - Motherf*cker man
He tells me to buy autoshop, I refuse
Never hated Lester or Dave
Yeah they both ni-
who tf does that dumbass thinks he is to ask MY CHARACTER to prove im not a cop
No idea never went there again
i would beat him up with a wrench
Too dark
break every single one of his bones
Nice
and kick him out of my autoshop
What do you mean by that
Complexion?
Anyone want to do casino heist?
Worst dialogue so far was dr.dre cameo, weirdchamp advertisement
#lfg-casino-xbox
I
Im dead inside too no worries bro
Same high five
But do you guys what is fastest way to level up in the LS Car Meet>
Play the game
Anyone got any money methods besides Cayo it takes me ages setups
Bogdan
bro it takes 1 hour
Afk in there, put something heavy on movement buttons
I mean I would do it cuz I'm poor and can't get money
Irl or gta
gta
Oh
Ŷ
Thanks, I would never think of such idea
oh yeah I forgor 💀
I can do casino what's the cut
50%
85 15
Cmon
Rn?
Do it for tne vine
Yes
This is going nowhere, tread mill
Bro
I'm down add me
SNS, Gold Vault Contents
Go dms
Ik running out of texts i gotta go soon
Gold on Hard Mode with 2 players is surprisingly easy'
Gn bro been Stallin like Stalin
Heil hi- bye
Saved
Now I have all the money flexes with yatch swift deluxe deluxe heli
Just like what ur crush did when u asked her out on snap
I dont even understand the concept of that
She saved the message so she can show everyone that you asked her out
Bro its not complex

It’s only embarrassing if she said no
KD ratio is very important in GTA Online
Anyways i gotta go its almost 3 am in my country
Same here
My sleep schedule is slaughtered
Good nights Rest to you

bruh i can't find one way to get money fast 💀
cayo perico
Invest in bit coin
i can't do that heist
Bruh He failed to make an insult and now he’s running like a coward
Theres time to trash Talk and theres a time to sleep. Thats the two times that exist
Car meet is dark af
poor as dirt i can't buy everything needed
shark cards are a scam tbh
ok

can anyone tell me where my 500k is at 💀
Wasser ist tatsächlich sau wichtig, trinke seit Wochen deutlich weniger davon und steige ab wie hannover 96
Junge
It'll be in your account on like December 2 or smth
Ich drink nur Leitungswasser
oh alr
ok amigo
Stolen
Gibt gute UT Filter für wenig Jeld
Lall
ok man
Wut
Nierensteine?
Hab gehört die kann man im Mondlicht aufladen für heilendes Kifflam-Chakra
yes yes
I knew youd get it
i dont even understand i word you said
It was the ramblings of a mental case
kifflam


Does anyone know if the hunting pack remix adversary mode is still in the game and if so where I can find it?
Geilo
when are we getting our free 500k?
Never
Anyone know which mission pays the most?
I have been looking for that
I think it will appear randomly
After dec2
Goin to sleep, been fun hangin out @dense quail bb
Cayo perico heist pays a lot and it doesn’t take ages to do
I just need quick money, I don’t have enough to start a cayo
You need to buy a submarine to be able to host a Cayo anyways
I know standard missions pay $5500-$15000
Submarine is on discount this week so if you could buy it I really recommend it if you wanna be rich
I have the kasatka
Ahh
Then do cayo
How much money do you have right now
$4000
oh what i thought its in on 2 days
Or join any heist you get invited to
You need $25k to start a Cayo heist
Try selling any street car to make up for it
I know the diamonds for Trevor pays $17760
I’ve been doing Cayo since I started playing the game.. no other missions lol so idk what that is
Ok
Maybe try go to casino and sell your casino coins if you got any
And spin the wheel
To make 25k and start your Cayo
Is it a good idea to buy a third mk 2?
Lmao
when do black friday sales end
Wait you’re talking about oppressor?
the cringe flying bike
Why would you want to buy more than 1 of it any ways
Well answering your first question.. if you can afford it and got no other thing that you need the go for it
What 500k?
they said for black friday you can get a free 500k if you log in
hmm
Lol it’s hard to find random person to give you that amount of %%
Unless you’re friends with them or something
I would’ve but you’re a ps player so
Sad
Welp
I think Nov 30
29
Guys I have buyed the scramjet but I didn't know I need a mobile center or avenger to tunning him and I dont want to buy MC or avenger, there is anyway I can sell the scram Jet?
Keep it for until you buy avenger or moc
damn i never thought about it lol
But i dont pretend to buy one
ig you cant sell it if you cant modify it
get a avenger
it should be pretty cheap during blackfriday
Is the avenger good to make money?
Idk how you’re gonna keep playing this game without buying them… in that case just sell your scram jet or keep it as it is
Can you upgrade to the biggest casino suite later on from the cheapest? Asking cuz i want the highroller table but would rather go all out when theres discount
it sits there in the facility
Finally I got 2 paintings in the office
and its cool to customize military vehicles
You need avenger to modify almost all the vehicles at war stock
yea
But i still need to buy the facility
Tyvm ^^ new to online here
you wont have the discount for the upgrades tho
unless you buy them during discount
oh
that might be a problem
but the facility is better than the bunker nowdays
no one puts effort into research anymore
Yee what im planning is just getting base so i can play at highroller tables. Once discount comes on again ill splurge n go all out
I have the bunker
i still dont have all the upgrades
Can I sell it?
the garage kinda sucks tho
its the most expensive house in the game if you dont consider the yacht a house
and the garage looks like a sewer
I might do preps or terrible mission
Terrobyte
I hate autocorrect
Who has Cayo perico
Use the lfg channels


Yo guys can anybody help me check their story mode for me.
So in my story mode, i finished all Tonya side missions but i couldn't find Tonya across Franklin's house anymore.
I don't recall killing her, so maybe Tonya just doesn't appear anymore.
Anyone who has finished Tonya missions on Story Mode, please check across Franklin's house to see if Tonya is still there.
If you never killed her, yet she isn't there anymore i know that i didn't accidentaly kill her.
there is lfg chats you dumbass
also
no peter griffin in this server as long as i know
@haughty fiber did I ask,btww you aint server mod
I ask
wrong chat
they do
Because it's a glitch 
most people over level 200 prob do it
thats wat I have heared from all myfriends
and other popele
what sever is for glitches/ pter griifn
Idk
are you over level 200?
...
thats why I low level
Damn
Levels Dosen't matter that much after 135
they do a bit
its good to look at a low level and feel like your superior sometimes
not any low level
The CEO proximity shit
but if a low level annoys you
I'm a lvl 250 with 6 kd heh
you can feel like your superior to them
That's why i left playing gta on play station
why?
I have almost every achievement in ps5
And Every vehicles
So It's boring there
Noiceee
whats noice?
hi
launching my first cayo perico and having literally no secondary target
is this normal
heyo
its luck
you should have atleast cash or painting
cayo perico is haunted
yeah no painting nothing there
you have no guarantee on having any secondary targets
so when you are lucky you get secondary target and when you are not then you get nothing beside the main target right
ahhhh i cant send the link
yep
i wanrted to show u guys haunted cayo video
alright thx everyone
but basicly what happend was there was no one drivong a car but it was moving
go ahead
hi i am new in the server
I’ve got 2.6 mil and 2 things I want are the deluxe and scramjet. What should I buy first
deluxo
||hes not new||
i got a scramjet yesterday
Nice
For the Black Friday deAls I want to eventually get both. I’ve got the mk2 already
next thing ill buy from black friday will be the og opressor
do you have the mk2?
yup
i only have the oppresor
what level are you guys
81
238
Bruh
I started mid may
What y’all play on ps?
Yup
i play on pc and xbox
PS4
is the avenger useful?
yea
Not really
wapon workshop, vehicle workshop
Why am I getting 5 star police for nothing
it looks cool
Yes. It’s faster than a homing middle I believe
its a must have
Even if I am dead and respwan
I still have 5 star on me
Must be doin a mission
I was on free mode
Either ur character is glitched or there is a modder in ur session
It’s probably not the place to ask but does anybody here play rdr2o😭
The mk1?
Used to not anymore
I played like 50 hrs or so it is total shit
It's good fr grinding
explain your status why would you do that
There is a mk1 and a mk2
i like making war with ai
Hehe
It can be fun but only when you got friends to play with😭
They should remove deadeye from online
Yes
What are friends?
Idk tbh
im going to speedrun cayo soon after i get phantom wedge
@scarlet galleon hoto gta series videos discord and then rdro lfg then ask fr ppl to play with
Bruh
Imagine not having phantom wedge in 2021
Why do u need the wedge to speedrun?
should I save up for vehicle warehouse or upgrade equipment for my bunker? (i have 1.1 mil right now)
so i can take half the time off the longfin setup
So we can get the longfin super fast
i started just couple months ago lol
So I kinda need help get 2.2mil for the sub and I’m a level 36 what is that best way of doing that solo and I have carmial starter pack
How do I put missiles on the deluxo?
@wintry heron what is your lowest time on cayo finale?
Ooh have done the longfin approach in so long
moc or avenger
I have the mic
From the avenger or moc workshop
like 16 minutes
How tf are you a speedrunner?
W preps or only finale?
So I kinda need help get 2.2mil for the sub for cayo and I’m a level 36 what is that best way of doing that solo and I have carmial starter pack
Oh makes sense
Do u have a vehicle workshop in moc?
Do u know criminal enterprise starter pack is different for the premium edition lol
i have variety in ways i do cayo
Wait forreal I thought both were the same thing
Do the yacht missions follow a story like the casino penthouse missions or are they just jobs like defend ur yacht
That’s what I have what I different for the premium addition I have the premium version
Yup
Really that’s it
Yes

So any advice on get the 2.2 million
can you play gta with me
k grinded out toreador and scramjet
Do cayo with others
just shitstar bull rock
do bunker
hopefully i get avenger tomorrow
Yeah sure. Dm me
Btw we can't unlock scramjet trade Price
How I do that
buy a bunker its free if u got premium edition
Just get someone to run cayo for u
Kosatka is 1.4m now
oh crap ya it is lol
Bunker is passive business, doesn't make anything compared to cayo but you can run it while u focus on cayo
@real girder we could do a cayo together we play on same platform
Also restocking bunker unlocks a handful of things
Ik that but how do I set it up for business
go to the laptop
Yeah those moc missions for trade prices
But the payout for selling a full bunker is not bad
That bunker Isn't good
i know but its a starter
Well u need like 3 to 4 ppl
And if u restock 500 times u can unlock the ufo tattoo
no 600
fuck all that
kek I'm just buying supplies now fuck that shit
U have to steal the supplies tho
people are on a mad dash for money right now before monday
Yeah maybe in a couple of weeks because I’m in trouble and my dad took my Xbox but when I get it back I am so down
Yea but u can do the solo if ur bunker is near the city
Ok lol
do gerald missions of you have to
Just buy em
You can solo a full sell?
Fuck that bitch
im saying people need money fast
anyone free to do a sprint with me? i can thank you nicely
before black friday weekend ends
Yea but gotta be in a solo public and have a bunker close to the city
Also we need bunker to unlock new ammo and weapon mods
Oh wow never knew that
i have chumash bunker
what even is the best bunker
bunker missions make good money as days go by. not for this black friday promo
we have 2 days at most
Just buy the supplies if ur after research
whicher is closest to city
Wait @junior anvil can you solo all the full sell missions or just some of them?
i don't know what the fuck you're hearing
what exactly are you hearing?
I have done all solo
But u gotta be fast
I cant hear anything bruv
Huh might have to get chumash bunker lol
that is apparent. work on it
I'm still in paleto 
me to
And have a mk2 or the sparrow to travel back and forth faster
you're all weird as hell
The farm house or the chumash bunker is good
Can I get the terrorbyte without a nightclub?
Ur sell missions must be a pain lol
i don't think so
Nope
no
Sadness xD
i have the bunker nearby trevor's airstrip
terrorbyte isn't even on sale though
Farmhouse?
nope
I have that on my alt account
the one closer
or deluxo or scramjet
Lmao yep sometimes we still miss a dropoff or two with 2 ppl
Scramjet
and the best passive business in the game
the farmhouse is pretty attractive tho
its not
Believe or not nightclub is a good property
I heard this is a good perk for it
Mainly the off road buggy one
how
my nightclub disgusts me
which nightclub do you guys recommend
Which one is it?
Nightclub best passive in game no doubt
i got one of the hollywood ones
any of the vinewood ones
i would pay legit more than 10 million to not have a nightclub anymore
Yea i used to hate doing sell mission when i had the paleto bay bunker
northern los santos, there're 2 of them
Any in vinewood or close to your other properties
Y the nc is good
how do u even get money with nightclub
I need to change my bunker since I got the free one
Nightclub sell missions vary but most are in the south
and its on paleto
you need 5 other businesses unfortunately
U have to own all other businesses
but you don't have to actually use them
Chumash or Farmhouse one
I was thinking oh Chumash
do cayo
