🚔┃gta-discussion

[wintry heron]

Well why tf u need to kill the juggernaut!!!

[cosmic prawn]

Nah saboteur is like 10 to the back of the head

[tired flare]

aggressor and blow him up?

[cosmic prawn]

He can’t even turn around in time

[cosmic prawn]

Alerts the guards

[bronze tartan]

well you don't have to, but I kill juggernaunt just in case if I get spotted by him by accident

[tired flare]

youre right

[bronze tartan]

nah

just use sechs and shotgun

spam his back till he ded

[wintry heron]

How tf do u get spotted by a fat ass elephant

[cosmic prawn]

That’s a quick way to see god

[bronze tartan]

his cone of vision is longer

[tired flare]

that used to be possible tho ive seen it in a youtube vid

shots fired dude 😄

[cosmic prawn]

😂

[haughty fiber]

agressor is also much better to take out those guys staring at each other

[bronze tartan]

also u get smg too

[arctic pebble]

curently aggresor best for many reasons

[tired flare]

automatic pistol

[bronze tartan]

too many

[cosmic prawn]

Why aggressor?

[tired flare]

ok i go aggressor then thx yall

[arctic pebble]

no spoilers

[stable oar]

Anyone else remember realising that the juggernaut had been buffed?

That realisation but its to late

[haughty fiber]

conspirator is for who cant afford military rifles in free mode

change my mind

[bronze tartan]

fax 👍

[wintry rain]

i have 1.8 mill what should i buy?

[arctic pebble]

i didnt meant on free mode tho

[stable oar]

I just like it

[tired flare]

just feels stealthy idk, conspi was fun while it lasted

[sweet tree]

terrorbyte 🤷‍♂️

[cosmic prawn]

kosatka

[stable oar]

I like rifles more than shotguns

[bronze tartan]

if he doesn't have nightclub he can't buy terrobyte

[arctic pebble]

i mainly said for Cayo aggresor best

[tired flare]

kosatka always first big investment, plus sparrow

[sweet tree]

oh shit fr

[bronze tartan]

lol

yes

u didn't know?

[stable oar]

And drainage tunnle

[sweet tree]

i didnt cuz i already had a nightclub n i just bought the terrorbyte\

[arctic pebble]

if he is new to the game how can he xD

[bronze tartan]

yeah thats why

you can't even buy the terrobyte when u dont have nightclub

[bronze tartan]

yeah understandable lol

[sweet tree]

i didnt know dat cuz i never tried to buy it b4 i had a club

[tired flare]

gta online is like those other mmo's where you need 2nd monitor with wiki open 24/7 only worse

[stable oar]

Anyone else exited for the new update?

[arctic pebble]

thats why youtube exists my friend

[bronze tartan]

I'm excited for christmas in gta

[dreamy bronze]

I’ve never had a Xmas in gta, what do they do

[sweet tree]

what r they addin

[stable oar]

I cant wait for the snow that will piss me off 10 mins later

[stable oar]

Idk

Think its a new heist

[cosmic prawn]

Dre missions

[bronze tartan]

snow, cosmetics, limited cars, free vehicle

[arctic pebble]

100%

[bronze tartan]

idk just exciting update imo

[dreamy bronze]

Yo Is the free vehicle good???

[cosmic prawn]

I’m very excited for the dr Dre missions tho

[cosmic prawn]

We don’t know what it is yet

[bronze tartan]

we dont know wuts the next free vehicle lol

[tired flare]

f's in chat just blew up the merrywather helicopter q-q

[bronze tartan]

it could be any

[stable oar]

What will the new heist be?

[sweet tree]

deadass

[bronze tartan]

It could either be mk2, mk1, just anything u can think of

that exists in the game

[tropic latch]

Dr Dre tells you to kill the owner of Bose because he owns beats and doesnt wanna lose

[bronze tartan]

I remember in 2019 they gave away rc tank

[tired flare]

rly its "Fam-Service" for celebrity friends at this point

[bronze tartan]

I missed 2019 and 2020

so idk wut was 2020 gift

[cosmic prawn]

Imagine they add gta rap battles😂

[bronze tartan]

prob something related to music

[stable oar]

My character would just say “ “

[tropic latch]

and eazy e comes out the dead and decides to kill dr dre because he left eazy es record label

[cosmic prawn]

Yh dr Dre missions

[tropic latch]

and then you pick a side and get to freestyle in gta and hear your song on the car radio

[tired flare]

next up: eminems in the game including his weird beard

[tropic latch]

perfect DLC

gotta buy the recording studio property for 10 million

[cedar drift]

I like Eminem’s beard

[cosmic prawn]

PAC and biggie actually still alive down in Cuba and you have to kidnap them back to America

[tired flare]

buts its weird tho

[tropic latch]

😂

[tired flare]

looks dyed

[tropic latch]

then Suge Knight disturbs the kidnapping and tries to kill you and kills pac

[cosmic prawn]

😂

Nah I’m really hyped for a music dlc tho

Hopefully it’s gonna be fire

[tired flare]

heres 2 failed attempts at gliding my mk1 onto my kosatka

[cosmic prawn]

Imagine snoop and Dre are part of the heist

[dense quail]

I want

cops and crooks dlc

[haughty fiber]

wha

[cosmic prawn]

That’d be sick

[dense quail]

I want

only that

like pleaseeee

heists are heists, they hardly impact freemode

[haughty fiber]

oh it really would

if there was glitches to keep any street car id make a police garage

straight away

[dense quail]

lights and sirens nowwwww

[cosmic prawn]

Imagine an f1 heist where you have to steal some classic f1 cars and you had to escape in the cars @haughty fiber

[haughty fiber]

raid a billionare's collection

[cosmic prawn]

That’d be sick

[haughty fiber]

it would be cool to have some better looking garages

[cosmic prawn]

Yh

[haughty fiber]

where cars are closed in glass boxes

[dense quail]

only reason I was willing to waste all that cash on an RCV btw

and the lifeguard truck

private vehicle with lights and sirens

[haughty fiber]

have ya ever seen schumacher's personal collection?

hes got all his racing suits

ferraris

in glass boxes

its so fucking cool

#🏎┃vehicle-flex

[dense quail]

I want

Top Gear/Grand Tour cameo in GTA

they had IRL DJs and such cameo

sooo

[haughty fiber]

i just wish there was a proper racing track in free mode

[dense quail]

BBC is gay and won't allow the old guys to do that under the Top Gear brand so

[cosmic prawn]

How the mf just having a whole ass f1 car in the middle of the floor

[dense quail]

Amazon is already partnered with GTA so Grand Tour cameo wouldn't be off limits

[lime kiln]

bro i really just helped my friend get the kosatka and sparrow and showed him how to do cayo preps and hes really playing gerald missions for money💀

[dense quail]

like half of the GTA cars were presented by those lads

and a few are specifically ripped outta their shows

[cosmic prawn]

Big Jeremy clarkson punching up everybody in gta

[dense quail]

like the technical aqua

[cosmic prawn]

😂

[dense quail]

big up the london massive

[haughty fiber]

hes got a TON

like

literally every single f1 car he ever drove

[dense quail]

ok so you wanna raid the guy or what

[cosmic prawn]

Why

[dense quail]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[cosmic prawn]

Raid Schumacher?

I mean he couldn’t put up much of a fight

[haughty fiber]

its michael's collection

hes got a museum

[dense quail]

big

upppp

the

[haughty fiber]

of his whole carreer

[dense quail]

london

massiveeee

[cosmic prawn]

I put something else after then deleted it cause it was a bit far

[haughty fiber]

oh

lol

[dense quail]

haaaaa

[cosmic prawn]

I put why

[dense quail]

(no it was not)

anywayy

[cosmic prawn]

It’s not like he can drive them anymore

[haughty fiber]

cuz they history

[dense quail]

ENGLISH DAVE is not annoying and he did not deserve to be locked up in cayo perico

[haughty fiber]

most f1 cars that go for auction dont even have a engine

[cosmic prawn]

You don’t get it, do you?

[dense quail]

ENGLISH DAVE deserves his own story dlc

[haughty fiber]

cuz the engines are so complex you need a team of high skilled engineers to get it runing

[dense quail]

he's a ferrari ambassador

[haughty fiber]

i totally do

i wish i had a f1 car collection myself

[cosmic prawn]

No cause he’s paralysed now

[dense quail]

..........................

crickets

[cosmic prawn]

See it was a bit far

[dense quail]

you made the ferrari guy sad

[cosmic prawn]

and unfunny

[dense quail]

haaaa

this has been said before

but

Xbox logo

is literally

bread

from above

[cosmic prawn]

What?

[tired flare]

looks like bavarian bretzel-bun

[cosmic prawn]

Ohhh

[faint merlin]

What is best f1 car

[dense quail]

what is a bretzel bun

[cosmic prawn]

Haas

[faint merlin]

BR8?

[dense quail]

https://tenor.com/view/verdrücken-aromasemmel-semmel-leberkäs-leberkäse-gif-16907154

[tired flare]

pretzel bun, google image

[cosmic prawn]

Yh

[dense quail]

is the gif loading

huh

why is it a link

[tired flare]

didnt convert

[cosmic prawn]

You don’t have permissions

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-epic-embed-fail-meme-gif-20130242

[obsidian heart]

sup

[dense quail]

fuck me

[cosmic prawn]

How tf can you do it

[tired flare]

oy

[mint zealot]

When and where?

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dorian-electra-gentleman-fedora-gif-18323612

[dense quail]

yesterday

in the void

[tired flare]

is there a level restriction for embedding?

[mint zealot]

Yes

[lunar flame]

gif perms

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-nitro-gif-21997352

[dense quail]

snobs

[tired flare]

whats the lowest needed

[mint zealot]

Level 40

[cosmic prawn]

Omg it’s lvl 40

[tired flare]

aight gotta use that event double xp guys

[dense quail]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well

[tired flare]

share your hearts contents

[mint zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-arcueid-tsukihime-melty-blood-arcueid-brunestud-gif-23068797

[dense quail]

as I was saying

Xbox logo = SEMMELBROT

[cedar drift]

what were you saying

[tired flare]

laugenbäck bruder

[cosmic prawn]

Xbox logo = SEMMELBROT

[dense quail]

laugen in my mouth

mmm

[tired flare]

laugen paul

[dense quail]

you are an uncultured person

[tired flare]

heide wallah

[dense quail]

Habs se schon ihr täglichs leberkassemmel kap

[tired flare]

ja freili

[cosmic prawn]

Stop speaking fucking German

[tired flare]

lecker was gwesne

[dense quail]

warm

saftig

[cosmic prawn]

What’s tasty

[tired flare]

lecker schwarzer kaffee, junge

[cedar drift]

Hi tilter

[dense quail]

o junge brudi!111!

[dense quail]

Moin, Bundesverfassungsschutz mit Durchsuchungsgenehmigung

[tired flare]

ich wars nedde gewesne

[cosmic prawn]

Stfu

[dense quail]

I cannot believe El Rubio is the only significant GTA V "German" character

[tired flare]

mully denkt wir lästern hart über ihn ab

[dense quail]

joa voll

[cosmic prawn]

My German Is not advanced enough for this

I’m only getting a 7 at gcse ok

[tired flare]

thats pretty good

[dense quail]

Mully du spatzenhirn

[tired flare]

du flachzange

[cosmic prawn]

No I don’t

Well you are now

[tired flare]

that google translate delay is real

😄

[dense quail]

google deutschland beste

benutz immer google de auch im ausland mann

[cosmic prawn]

No I’m just really shite at German

[dense quail]

da kann nix mithalten

[tired flare]

if you figured that out youre decent tho ngl

[dense quail]

I war mal auf google schweiz

nix mehr verstanden

das hat auch garnix mehr mit google zu tun

[tired flare]

was passiert wenn auf einmal wörter wie schnafte und knorke fallen, wie siehts dann aus hier oderwat

[cosmic prawn]

Idk what yous are saying now

[dense quail]

vielleicht kommt der gorilla ka

der brüllt mi immer an wenn i ne nachricht in caps lock schreib

[tired flare]

der gorilla isn albanane

[cosmic prawn]

Ik this is something like he always uses google when he is abroad

[dense quail]

I only use google germany

[cosmic prawn]

Idk I’m shite

[tired flare]

hes just rambling

[cosmic prawn]

I thought ausland means abroad

[dense quail]

yes it does

wobei mia zum nächstn kapitel kommen

ausländer

boaaaa eii

[tired flare]

his story is the equivalent of googling the word google

ronny!

[dense quail]

using bing exclusively to search google

[tired flare]

pogchamp

[cosmic prawn]

Als ich junger war, hatte ich eine Spinne und es war unglaublich langwielig.

[tired flare]

xD

[cosmic prawn]

That’s the lvl of German ik

[tired flare]

wat

your childhood tho

[wintry heron]

Why the hell is this channel German

[dense quail]

it certainly is a sentence

jetzt is der nächste da xd

[cosmic prawn]

It’s enough to get a 7 ok

[tired flare]

pepper ridge farm remembers, the time before video games when kids hung out with spiders

[dense quail]

I can also dial it up and speak full on South Tyrolean dialect

[cosmic prawn]

I just need a 7 to please my parents

[dense quail]

Lei werds nor nou wianigor vrstian

[tired flare]

your mum seemed rly pleased last time I left her tho

[dense quail]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[wintry heron]

Damn

[cosmic prawn]

Stfu

[tired flare]

sry had to fire back from earlier

😄

[cosmic prawn]

Wait what

What did I say to you earlier

[tired flare]

you was shootin wild somebody had to put you back on the ground

[cosmic prawn]

Ohhh

[dense quail]

alle mudda witze sind provozierte antworten

[lunar flame]

bonjour i like spagetti

[cosmic prawn]

When the guy said how you getting detected by a fat elephant and I said but your mum ain’t in the cayo heist

[wintry heron]

We get u can speak German

[dense quail]

good

[tired flare]

yeah that got the stone rollin

[dense quail]

Comunque

Stavo parlando di English Dave

[lunar flame]

i agree

[dense quail]

Un personaggio davvero importante

Tanti l'odiano però io

No

[wintry heron]

Yeah man

[cosmic prawn]

@dense quail you’re a bhenchod

[dense quail]

Mm wot

[wintry heron]

What are you talking about man

[dense quail]

Actual GTA stuff my dude

I like English Dave

He is a cool character

[wintry heron]

U speaking enchanting table or something

[tired flare]

le frommage fragile, cest trop difficile

[wintry heron]

i can do something too

[cosmic prawn]

Stfu with your European languages

[wintry heron]

je vader op een driewieler

[dense quail]

Nah man I'm still using Latin alphabet

[dense quail]

ENGLISH is a European language

[wintry heron]

Sounds like a american to me

[tired flare]

english is literally a european derivative

[cosmic prawn]

Damn DK you know what I called you

[dense quail]

Reminds me of a line in the Blaine County radio

[wintry heron]

Jullie mama's bro cayo's poppe kan gwn deze dagen.

[dense quail]

Invade England, make them speak English and errthing

[cosmic prawn]

Fine your main land Europe languages then

You germans wish

[tired flare]

brexit hit differently

[wintry heron]

I ain't german bro

[cosmic prawn]

You couldn’t even do it when we were shite

[dense quail]

Brexit

British isles break off and cross the Atlantic

[cosmic prawn]

I was talking about dk

[wintry heron]

Wat denk jij? bro jij denkt ik ben mof ofz

[dense quail]

Neither am I

[wintry heron]

Ostrich

[dense quail]

Hmmm

[wintry heron]

I mean Austria

[cosmic prawn]

Ik but you speak German

[cosmic prawn]

😂

[tired flare]

bonk that language, I guess its dutch, sounds hella drunk ngl

[dense quail]

I live nearby but not quite

Helpen helpen, ik kant swimmen (??)

[wintry heron]

Correct my g jij bent me bro

[cosmic prawn]

It is

[wintry heron]

Ja toch

[cosmic prawn]

It’s the whackest language ever

[dense quail]

Is the only phrase I know and it may not even be correct

[wintry heron]

Dont't u dare speak anything bout the netherlands

[tired flare]

its involuntarily comedic

[dense quail]

Why does Los Santos have so many random French people

Like I bump a car

And 1/10 times

[runic wyvern]

Can someone help me I’m new and I need money

[dense quail]

A guy with French accent yells at me

[cosmic prawn]

Imagine speaking a Mainland Europe language

[wintry heron]

Fabien???

[tired flare]

whats he yelling tho

[dense quail]

Go to the lfg channels

And uhhh

[cosmic prawn]

Could never be me

[dense quail]

Try to find some active people

Grinding heists and businesses

[wintry heron]

What level are y'all on gta?

[tired flare]

yeah cause a 7 wont get you no fluent speaker status

[cosmic prawn]

DK where you from

[dense quail]

300smth I forgot

[tired flare]

130~

[dense quail]

I live in Italy
But most people around here speak German
But I'm Korean

Sooo

[wintry heron]

I'm 190 ish i don't play much anymore its getting boring

[cosmic prawn]

Tf

[dense quail]

I picked up GTA in 2017

[tired flare]

thats cause its lacking in every conceivable area this game is

except for vehicles

[dense quail]

I grinded it a lot 2018-19

But lately

I either had no time or just preferred Battlfield and Minecraft

[wintry heron]

I'm dutch bro i dont fully understand ur sentence u speaking wikipedia

[cosmic prawn]

So you a Korean from the Italy bit bordering Austria I’m guessing

[tired flare]

its funny but not on purpose @wintry heron

[wintry heron]

Okay ur just a nerd alright i get it

jk

[dense quail]

Every time I try to play GTA, I stumble upon some incredibly retarded Rockstar logic that pisses me off

[dense quail]

Mmmmmmmmmaybe

[tired flare]

just using rusty vocabulary to stay afloat you know

[cosmic prawn]

How you Korean tho

[dense quail]

Idk mane just happened

[wintry heron]

Those words are kinda messing whit me

[dense quail]

One day I glimpsed the sunlight and there I was

Didn't ask

[tired flare]

any words in particular?

[dense quail]

Didn't choose

[tired flare]

relatable @dense quail

[wintry heron]

In the Netherlands English is a important subject and counts more than the most subjects so i can speak pretty good English.

[cosmic prawn]

I’m so confused how you go from Korea to Italy/ Austria of all places

[wintry heron]

And gaming helps a lot too

[dense quail]

I didn't

I was born here

[cosmic prawn]

It’s like me going from England to the Amazon rainforest

[wintry heron]

Haha

[dense quail]

and indeed there are no other Koreans here

[cosmic prawn]

Ik that I’m guessing somebody in your family made the trip tho

[tired flare]

you mean youve korean ancestry but youre from italy

[dense quail]

maybe we were teleported

or the spawning algorithm messed up

[cosmic prawn]

It’s a big possibility

[wintry heron]

Do u like my dawg

[tired flare]

im from the dark side of the moon originally

[cosmic prawn]

I wanna live in Spain but i speak basic basic Spanish so it’s bad

[dense quail]

dog is doggy

[wintry heron]

How tho

[tired flare]

hes a cutie tho

[dense quail]

playing GTA and listening to Latino voicelines helps

[wintry heron]

Ik kan gwn me eigen taaltje spreken a tompondimecc

[cosmic prawn]

😭

[dense quail]

no I'm serious

[wintry heron]

Which one?

[cosmic prawn]

Get on a flight from England to Catalunya

[dense quail]

wot

[wintry heron]

is catalunya Spanish???

[dense quail]

ahaaaaaaa

[wintry heron]

what radio station bro

[dense quail]

oh

[tired flare]

kaddalonien

[dense quail]

I meant random NPC talk

[cosmic prawn]

They don’t want to be but yes atm they are

[dense quail]

in freeroam

or

[wintry heron]

Oh nvm

[dense quail]

NPC enemies shouting at you

as for radio, East Los FM ofc

[wintry heron]

I sometimes run by a dude who is speaking with a girl's voice

[tired flare]

wasnt there an uprising in catalunya thats gotten utterly crushed by corrupt establishment?

[cosmic prawn]

They had a referendum to leave Spain and it came back that they wanted to leave Spain but Spain said no

[dense quail]

I usually only listen to Los Santos Rock Radio, West Coast Talk Radio and Blaine County Radio

sometimes the pop channel too

[wintry heron]

I dont listen to any radio except non stop

[soft torrent]

non stop pop best one for sure

[wintry heron]

Ikr

[cosmic prawn]

West coast classics is the best

[dense quail]

I have listened to all the talk shows I think

and I want more

[tired flare]

Kult FM dude, plays the strokes

[wintry heron]

What station is that ive never heard of that one

[dense quail]

DR RAY DE ANGELO HARRIS is a beast

[tired flare]

just circle till you hit Kult FM

[dense quail]

incredible advice

thank you kanye

very cool

[wintry heron]

yeah ik but was that one when the game came out

[tired flare]

I think its gotten updated cause it also plays their latest album which is gold

[wintry heron]

Like iFruit

[tired flare]

dunno what about ifruit

does any radio station play kanye btw?

[wintry heron]

they updated songs cuz there was a song on there that was released in 2017

[dense quail]

no idea

[wintry heron]

Donda bro

[tired flare]

hella satanic ritual

[cosmic prawn]

Donda chant going in hard on the gta radios

[wintry heron]

ik dude

[dense quail]

this convo going hard feel free to screenshot

[wintry heron]

Normally i should be asleep rn

[dense quail]

12.44

[tired flare]

you guys seen the cut montage of trump rapping MacMillers Donald Trump?

[dense quail]

eh

trump

the gorilla is at home here

[tired flare]

didnt you just quote him saying very cool kanye thank you?

[dense quail]

yes

[tired flare]

I read that in his voice

[dense quail]

no actually orangutan

no wait

[wintry heron]

Is that that ginger monkey

[tired flare]

best ape tho ngl

[dense quail]

Jeremy Clarkson is the orangutan

[haughty fiber]

jermy clarkson is the goat of tv

[dense quail]

Jeremy Clarkson in GTA NOW

[wintry heron]

WHERE

[dense quail]

nowhere

[wintry heron]

🇺🇬

[dense quail]

cuz cockstar don't know what irl celebs to invite for cameos

[haughty fiber]

him and his hate of the glorified beetle

[dense quail]

link just got snapped outta existence lmao

[haughty fiber]

wtf

[wintry heron]

yeah

[tired flare]

yeah

thanos snapped it away

[dense quail]

the gaming gorilla is watching

[wintry heron]

No self promoting ay

[kind hare]

Hello

[dense quail]

why hello there

[wintry heron]

sup

[dense quail]

state your matter, quick

[tired flare]

twas an image of jeremy in a drop-top

[kind hare]

Because gta discussion and #💬┃gorilla-chat are like 2 different communities

[tired flare]

we autists

[dense quail]

gorilla chat lessgoo

ooga

[haughty fiber]

none?

[wintry heron]

Nope

[dense quail]

tbf I been keeping the convo kinda on track with regular GTA related messages

[wintry heron]

Gta v needs to learn from fortnite

[tired flare]

dude the cameos are friend-service for celebrity friends

[haughty fiber]

thats a shitty ass idea

[dense quail]

they added moody man

[haughty fiber]

wtf

[dense quail]

and made him have phone sex in my ears

[haughty fiber]

colab with celebs is some fortnite shit

not gta stuff

[wintry heron]

And dr dre right

[tired flare]

its weird

[haughty fiber]

i didnt know moody man was a irl person

[tired flare]

breaks any immersion left

[haughty fiber]

now i hate him even more

[wintry heron]

that dude from the first cayo setup

[haughty fiber]

its the dumbest mfer in los santos

[dense quail]

why can't we have actual car related people

[kind hare]

I mean

[tired flare]

Pavel is best man

[haughty fiber]

are kdj and moody man the same person?

[kind hare]

Steven ogg

[dense quail]

pavel is secretly real

you wouldn't know

[wintry heron]

story mode

[tired flare]

also, the russian guy from the doomsday heist

[haughty fiber]

its dumb

[wintry heron]

bogdan

[dense quail]

bogdan

back

to

back

[soft torrent]

see if they dont overdo it, maybe include a celeb in a small role, i just watched the daniel craig bond films, ngl itd be pretty cool to see him in some lowkey special agent esque mission or dlc

[wintry heron]

GTA needs to learn from fortnite

[haughty fiber]

gta is made to be a joke about how ridiculous irl stuff are

why would anyone want to be in there

[wintry heron]

I just said that

[tired flare]

well, they became what they made fun of

[haughty fiber]

said the person with the anime pfp

[dense quail]

gta needs to fully embrace its yearning desire to become saints row and bring in Marvel, DC and the fucking PowerRangers

can we have godzilla too

[tired flare]

yeah and super powers so modders feel discouraged

5head strat

[dense quail]

the beast is weak shit

we need

[kind hare]

He is also in online

[wintry heron]

When

[dense quail]

a proper Sasquatch

[tired flare]

spiderman cameo would be kinda lit tho

[dense quail]

Oh hey look it's spidey

[kind hare]

You have some heists with him or missions Idk

[dense quail]

nvm he ded

got griefed

[tired flare]

😄

[wintry heron]

What heist bro i didnt know that

[haughty fiber]

they have been fucking up the game's lore by going with fortnite shit

[dense quail]

only ones who can survive in GTA Online are characters like the Hulk or Punisher

kill or be killed

[wintry heron]

i have played every heist except like the couple last appartement heists

[kind hare]

Just find it on YouTube I didn't do it myself but I know there is heist

[dense quail]

same

[tired flare]

uncle ben took the first homing missile

[wintry heron]

The payday wasn't good enough

[dense quail]

I tried advancing during the og heist week

but only did one setup

the guys who were supposed to help me bailed after one setup

[wintry heron]

500,000 for the humane labs raid and split in 4 people yeah im out

[dense quail]

go to lfg cayo

[tired flare]

pugs are virtually impossible its a try not to deinstall challenge

[dense quail]

shutttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[wintry heron]

Bro go to lfg cayo

[soft torrent]

lfgs

[dense quail]

og heists are so weak

but

[kind hare]

What lfg stands for?

[dense quail]

I still wanna play them all

mainly

and this may be weird

to collect all cutscenes

with my character

[wintry heron]

4 criminal mastermind

[dense quail]

I want a full collection eventually lol

[tired flare]

i did them in double cash and rp week

[wintry heron]

how you gonna collect cutscenes

[tired flare]

it was horrible

but I wanted to finish em

[wintry heron]

u gonna collect them with a tape

[dense quail]

L.. Idk

[dense quail]

with the share button

[tired flare]

lester be talking too much

[dense quail]

record as vid

upload private

on yt

[tired flare]

but its kind of a character ark later

[wintry heron]

Yeah okay

[dense quail]

Lester my MAN got laid and never came back

[wintry heron]

ive done the fleeca job the prison break and humane labs raid thats it

[tired flare]

just make a screenshot in the cutscenes that show the crew, no need to screencap video

[dense quail]

all that humping either gonna further ruin his crooked back or finna fix it fr

[cosmic prawn]

I did them all

[dense quail]

NO I need my full videos

they are my prized possessions

[tired flare]

ok dude

[wintry heron]

back in the day those heists where actually good

[cosmic prawn]

But the prison break took me 10 days to do

[dense quail]

prison break

haaa

[wintry rain]

should i buy oppresses marc 3 or kusatka?

[dense quail]

whatg

[wintry heron]

with that bald mf

[tired flare]

the prison break finale is pain

[dense quail]

rashkovsky

[wintry heron]

him

[dense quail]

rashkovsky was killed

[cosmic prawn]

Kosatka and idk what that other thing is

[dense quail]

velum was destroyed

[wintry heron]

who cares

[dense quail]

prison bus was destroyed

[tired flare]

player left

returning to story mode

[cosmic prawn]

How

[dense quail]

yes

it exists

[wintry heron]

Ur moms p___y destroyed

[cosmic prawn]

I’ve alerted the guards before

[dense quail]

also select any crew and add "failed"

[haughty fiber]

i miss the days when the mk1 was known as the oppressor

[wintry heron]

ikr

[tired flare]

first time I finished prison break finale was only due to russian modder carrying

[dense quail]

I miss the days when

nvm

[cosmic prawn]

It’s where you run them over with the bus or pull out the gun in the bus

[wintry heron]

its still fun to stunt with

[dense quail]

I do not want to return to less money and lower levels

[haughty fiber]

it really is

[dense quail]

plus I died a million times on the mk1

[cosmic prawn]

Some guy crashed the heli at the end into a hill going into the city

[tired flare]

I miss the days when breathing freely wasnt considered murder

[dense quail]

mk1 gives you the illusion of speed

you think you going fast

but you will crash often enough

to waste time

[wintry heron]

me when im bored doing bogdans over and over and over

[dense quail]

and lose the advantage

[haughty fiber]

i know that as joy

[livid ruin]

Is there any possible way on pc to play in a public lobby without a modder?

[wintry heron]

no

[dense quail]

no

[tired flare]

make it a solo lobby

[dense quail]

enjoy pc gta online

[wintry heron]

he said public

[tired flare]

by halting the process in task manager

[dense quail]

even then supposedly they can follow you

[tired flare]

yeah solo public lobby

[livid ruin]

Oh ok so just rockstar being incompetent like always

[dense quail]

ooh

task manager

cool

[tired flare]

youre not wrong ithrial

[cosmic prawn]

vigilante gives the illusion of being indestructible when it’s quite weak

[haughty fiber]

y play public lobbies tho?

crates?

[tired flare]

hes on pc dk

[dense quail]

I have met some modders/hackers on ps4 but not many

[wintry heron]

its heavy

[dense quail]

and never as bad as on pc

[haughty fiber]

i play invite only 100% of the time

[livid ruin]

New to the online scene played way back when the zentorno was the most broken thing

[wintry heron]

probs just god mode glitches

[dense quail]

like flying swastikas made out of trains

or smth

[tired flare]

yeah pc is infested with em

[wintry heron]

oh nvm

[haughty fiber]

and i dont think theres anything the game doesnt let me do

[cosmic prawn]

Zentorno and rhino tanks were broken

[topaz ridge]

[dense quail]

that, level modders, but also some stranger things

[livid ruin]

Just like having ppl to play with. But nope i get a modder to teleport to me n orb me then they take all my money n weapons so yeah

[wintry heron]

the level 6666 dudes

[haughty fiber]

its sad how the older cars get obsolete

[tired flare]

never happened to me .. yet @livid ruin

[livid ruin]

All cuz i just was flying around on my oppressor in blane

[haughty fiber]

the entity xf would still be op up to this day if they did balancing

[sage dune]

So I found some modders on xbox lobbies I think anyways

[tired flare]

deserved tho

😄

[haughty fiber]

its a fucking koeniggsseg

[wintry heron]

Destroy the back wheels it will almost fly

[cosmic prawn]

I’m convinced koeniggsseg don’t exist

[wintry heron]

or front idk which one u need to destroy

[dense quail]

any offroad enthusiasts here

[cosmic prawn]

It’s a made up brand

[haughty fiber]

they make 15 cars a year

[wintry heron]

wdymn by that

i saw a koenigsegg agera irl

[haughty fiber]

i love koeniggsseg

[cosmic prawn]

They need to tell the workers to hurry up

[wintry heron]

just cruising past the highway

[cosmic prawn]

I’ve never seen one

[tired flare]

koeniggsseg kind of translates to King's corner btw

[wintry heron]

Ive seen one in monaco

[cosmic prawn]

That’s lucky

[dense quail]

vbbruh

another instakilled message

[haughty fiber]

holy smokes

where do you live?

[haughty fiber]

the gact their cars are so rare makes it better

[soft torrent]

fuck the gorilla bot, it thought i was spamming

[cosmic prawn]

Damn yu rich if you going Monaco

[wintry heron]

Netherlands but i saw it in monaco

[haughty fiber]

thats hella cool

[cosmic prawn]

😂

[wintry heron]

Nah bro just went there for the evening

[dense quail]

why tho

[cosmic prawn]

Oh right

[dense quail]

if it isn't far

[haughty fiber]

my dream is to be rich enough to live in monaco

[cosmic prawn]

Monaco is very rich

[dense quail]

yeah but you can visit normally

[wintry heron]

we where in marseille on vacation back then so i just took a train and got to monaco

[tired flare]

check out Koenigsegg Gemera that things beautiful

[cosmic prawn]

Have you seen the tiktok of the guy walking out his house and it’s on the Monaco track

[haughty fiber]

and see lewis hamilton cruising around in his 1/1 pagani

[haughty fiber]

nope

in rosberg series of explaining tracks

he says like

[wintry heron]

The casino in monaco is hella beautiful bro jesus

[dense quail]

I walk out my house and uhhhh

some houses and trees

[cosmic prawn]

Cause it’s a street circuit he walks out his house and is like a meter away is the track

[dense quail]

I wish we could buy some of those cool modern mansions outside LS

but cockstar says no

[haughty fiber]

"in this turn you can see right there the school my mom would bring me to every morning

going through this tunnel"

[wintry heron]

Watch ur language!!!!!!

[wintry heron]

.

[dense quail]

oh my apologies, I meant fuckstar games

[wintry heron]

hey!

havent you got some fucking manners

[dense quail]

THEY WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE I am safe here

[cosmic prawn]

Dickstar

[dense quail]

Pogstar

[tired flare]

cuntstar

[wintry rain]

should i but oppressor mk2 or kosatka?

[wintry heron]

nogstar

[cosmic prawn]

Knobstar

[wintry heron]

both

[dense quail]

Pogstar Games when they finally return to decency

[tired flare]

knobstar dude xD

[dense quail]

but until then

[stone canyon]

t

[dense quail]

cockstar it is

[wintry rain]

i have enough for only one

[haughty fiber]

poopstar games

[dense quail]

t

[dense quail]

oooo they never gonna recover

[cosmic prawn]

Kosatka

[wintry heron]

kosatka if u do cayo u can earn a mk2

[wintry rain]

aight

any tips for cayo heist?

[stone canyon]

r

[dense quail]

ok so

[tired flare]

snobstar games at this point amr

[dense quail]

scopeout

only do

the main loot

secondary and routes and whatever is really unneeded

[tired flare]

theres TGG guides on cayo

[dense quail]

when doing the finale, I used to choose swimming in scuba to the drainage

but

now
I do the speedboat

[cosmic prawn]

What’s the worst swear word in your opinion guys

[tired flare]

hes gotta scope out the essentials in first run too

[dense quail]

collect secondary loot outside

and then go to the drainage tunne;

so I get the elite challenge

[tired flare]

Mudblood

not even close

[dense quail]

ur mum m8

[cosmic prawn]

Your mums got a dusty fanny lad

[dense quail]

I think the guy asking about cayo already left

[cosmic prawn]

Disgusting

[tired flare]

ikr

[dense quail]

typical

will never get the grindset

[tired flare]

he didnt like your attitude

[wintry rain]

im still here

[tired flare]

hahaha

[dense quail]

good

you got everything

embrace the grindset

[wintry rain]

i just bought the kosatka

[dense quail]

good

get going

[tired flare]

make him some bretzenbrötchen for lunch

[dense quail]

do everything solo

[wintry rain]

alr

[cosmic prawn]

What flag?

[dense quail]

also yes eat bread

[stone canyon]

u

[dense quail]

u

[tired flare]

top 3 epic anime battles

[cosmic prawn]

Imagine watching anime

[dense quail]

I can imagine it

[tired flare]

only weebs do that am i right

[dense quail]

but

[cosmic prawn]

Yes

[dense quail]

animu

[cosmic prawn]

It depends on the anime tho

[tired flare]

I'd never hold Death Note in high regards or would even know what that would be

[cosmic prawn]

I’ve never watched an anime before but will probably watch aot

[tired flare]

not mentioning One Punch Man

[dense quail]

my pinky hurts

can no longer write

time to die

arhghbs just hit the enter button wiith it again

[tired flare]

use nose on keyboard.. ... .... profit

[cosmic prawn]

Why you typing with your pinky lad

[dense quail]

enter

shift

things on the far left

[cosmic prawn]

I just move my finger across

[dense quail]

and it hurts

time to die]

fuck

[tired flare]

china!

[cosmic prawn]

I type with 2 fingers unfortunately

[dense quail]

-15000 social credit

[cosmic prawn]

Like an old person

[dense quail]

weak

[tired flare]

bing chilling tho

[dense quail]

get on with it

and hurt your pinkie

like me

[wintry heron]

i type with 4 hands

get on my level

[dense quail]

john xina

[tired flare]

thats because youre below the evolutionary ladder, like your language is too

[cosmic prawn]

Night guys

[dense quail]

nooooooooooooooooooo

[tired flare]

good nights rest bruv

[wintry heron]

Bro come to rotterdam bro u gonna get stabbed

gn

[tired flare]

keep ya hands above the blanket

[dense quail]

the chat is falling apart

[wintry heron]

dont face the wall

[dense quail]

face the wall

[tired flare]

eaaaasy there monke

[dense quail]

and count to three

[wintry heron]

and turn back around cus ur too scared

[tired flare]

is it the infamous pay-wall?

[dense quail]

[wintry heron]

right

[dense quail]

it's the

execution wall

[tired flare]

oof thats a bummer

[dense quail]

now go count to three

[wintry heron]

trump's wall

[dense quail]

it's

the

[tired flare]

already did before, ez clap

[wintry heron]

Huh no i can count to two maximum

[dense quail]

invisible wall inside the cargobob

because cockstar

[tired flare]

whats two in dutch

[wintry heron]

twee

[tired flare]

xD

[dense quail]

ha

[wintry heron]

Ay ay

[dense quail]

nice

ouwh pinkie on enter button again

time to die

[tired flare]

whats wrong with pinky

[dense quail]

it hurt

[tired flare]

its feelings hurt?

[dense quail]

need to shower and it

is

1am

damn

[wintry heron]

It very vulnerable

[tired flare]

yeah say goodbye to circadian rhythm

[wintry heron]

yeah

[dense quail]

it

[wintry heron]

Idc its the weekends

[dense quail]

daily shower

[tired flare]

hes grinding chat xp at this point using pinky story as a cover, 5head strat

[dense quail]

I like to shower

even in gta online

[dense quail]

fuck you

[wintry heron]

Bro i dont want to shower but when i shower i enjoy it

[dense quail]

struggle is real

pinkie hurt

[tired flare]

take cold shower, its amazing

[dense quail]

take warm shower don

t

fuck

don't listen to him

[wintry heron]

Bro u think im scandinavian bro i aint taking that cold

[dense quail]

and yes that was my pinkie

[wintry heron]

my sentence was fucked there

[tired flare]

u start off warm, clean yourself up then make it a challenge how long can you last in cold water

achievement unlock

[dense quail]

I do sometimes do a gradual cooloff

[wintry heron]

Bro u a menace

[dense quail]

but to mid temp

never cold

well in summer cold water sometimes

[tired flare]

try it, you will struggle even breathing at first

[dense quail]

but not in winter

[dense quail]

ik that

[tired flare]

then you become wataaah like bruce lee

[wintry heron]

I always struggle breathing i have asthma

[dense quail]

like jumping into an icy sea

or lake rather

[tired flare]

wim hof challenge

[wintry heron]

My fellow dutchman

[tired flare]

that dudes awesome

[wintry heron]

dutch people are awesome except wannabe drillers in the 'randstad'

[tired flare]

lost his wife to dysfunctional pharma industry, bet hes having a hard time keeping the anger in with whats going down

[wintry heron]

bro u know him better than he does himself

[tired flare]

maybe i AM HIM

[wintry heron]

Wait

creep

[tired flare]

xD

[dense quail]

big up

[wintry heron]

U stalking him i get it

[tired flare]

good timing on that

[dense quail]

time to die

cya

[wintry heron]

wow

[tired flare]

gn brudi

[wintry heron]

gn

[dense quail]

🤪 death is unavoidable for us all

[wintry heron]

i hope ur pillow is cold

[tired flare]

yup, life sux and then u die

[dense quail]

it will be considerably colder now

[wintry heron]

Beginning is fun end is shit

[dense quail]

yesterday I had fever so

[wintry heron]

damn u have corona bro watch out

[tired flare]

or even worse, common cold maybe

[haughty fiber]

life is a bitch and then you die

[tired flare]

drink some tea

[cedar drift]

sometimes i think my gtao character is dirty so i jump in a pool

[haughty fiber]

life is like a marvel movie, you start off super hyped but midways you are just craving for it to end up

[cedar drift]

i like the pool at the casino because sometimes he changes into swimwear

[wintry heron]

since when this chat has become a d pressed talk

[tired flare]

and you hope the sequel is made by someone competent

[haughty fiber]

theres no sequel

[tired flare]

well, you wait

[wintry heron]

damn

[cedar drift]

people who believe in reincarnation:

[wintry heron]

or just make it an end

also an option

not the best one

[tired flare]

look up near death experiences bro, this aint all there is to it

[haughty fiber]

have yall ever watched bojack horseman?

[dense quail]

Actually

And yes I am back

Now on phone

[haughty fiber]

theres no other side, life is a bitch and then you die

[dense quail]

No pinky needed big plus

[haughty fiber]

as simple as that

[cedar drift]

damn i got 10 whole gold bars for setting up 2fa

[tired flare]

dont use pinky to hold phone

[dense quail]

I got the fever cuz of the vaccine

[cedar drift]

sheesh

[wintry heron]

big thumb action

[dense quail]

Ik

No pinkie in use

[wintry heron]

i do that

[tired flare]

yeah me too

[haughty fiber]

me too

[tired flare]

also to pick my nose

[wintry heron]

Ur gross

[dense quail]

That's fine picking

[arctic pebble]

All men does it

[lunar flame]

insult me in german

[wintry heron]

ima girl now i suppose

[dense quail]

Hm

Why

Do you deserve it

[tired flare]

weirdfetishpog

[wintry heron]

no

[lunar flame]

yes

[lunar flame]

fuck you

[dense quail]

Why

[lunar flame]

do it