🚔┃gta-discussion

[hexed tusk]

Hi

[wintry heron]

@timber axle give me gorilla ive had young gorilla for half an hour now

[hexed tusk]

I wan to play

[stoic scarab]

But yet we ALL will be you. Dw

[echo granite]

How do you manage work and games 😂

Has any1 played Naruto arena game here?

[fresh delta]

Is it called that

[covert vault]

Easiest, but for time aspect not the best

[hexed tusk]

Guys

[timber axle]

done

[hexed tusk]

Anyone pls help me im new

Pls

[wintry heron]

yes

[hexed tusk]

[wintry heron]

Also idle master

[fresh delta]

ok Ty

[wintry heron]

good boy

thanks

[timber axle]

[wintry heron]

[hexed tusk]

Guys

Listen to me

[wintry heron]

no

[hexed tusk]

Im new

[covert vault]

Yet another chatter who replies to me with emoji/img and have no clue what they ment

[hexed tusk]

[cosmic prawn]

Is there anyway to get a car that can drift

[wintry heron]

yes

[hexed tusk]

[cosmic prawn]

How

[hexed tusk]

Kipp liek pro

[wintry heron]

Get one of the LS tuners cars and apply drift tires on them

[soft onyx]

Does epic games store give a free coupon at Christmas?

[cosmic prawn]

Thanks

[covert vault]

Wasn't the new dlc mainly because of that? Get (or mode) some tuner car and change tires to something from the tuner category, less grip then

[cosmic prawn]

Cause I saw on insta some guy drifting in gta so wanted to know how

[wintry heron]

Buy either the Remus or the Futo GTX, those are the best drifters from the tuners dlc

[echo granite]

Has any1 played Naruto arena here

[wintry heron]

no

[faint merlin]

What would most overpowered weapon combination be

I say minigun and explosive round sniper

[covert vault]

Nightshark and flag cannon

[faint merlin]

Or mini gun and up n atomizer

Orbital cannon and mini gun

[cosmic prawn]

What’s the best car in general from the dlc?

[faint merlin]

Ubermacht cypher added in September

[feral peak]

Can I do my first doomsday heist normally than the do the second time with the criminal mastermind challenge?

[wintry heron]

wow!

[faint merlin]

Jester rr

[wintry heron]

Calico but dont use that for racing

[faint merlin]

Jester rr is best overall

[wintry heron]

yes

[faint merlin]

Same with vectre

Rs Classic bad

[cosmic prawn]

Does it have bad handling?

[wintry heron]

yes

[static shuttle]

It do be fast doe

[faint merlin]

But acceleration and top speed is best in game

[covert vault]

When in races where custom vehicles isn't allowed, it's not that much of a difference what car you choose

[wintry heron]

Stock Calico performs better than a modded one

[covert vault]

Of course I only have experience of about 30 races, but I've been using most of the cars and have won with all I've tried

[static shuttle]

How so?

[wintry heron]

Have you driven a stock calico

[static shuttle]

No, I just use my modded one

[sick dawn]

U are now flexing it a lot u told that yesterday

In my school the pcs are like 1gb ram wtf

[covert vault]

Yeah, that is true. Could have left the time from that, but main point is still that most of you kids (sorry for assuming) say shitty pc and it would still be much better than my laptop

Have friends who play GTA and they complain when their fps drops below 100 with their "shitty pc"

[sick dawn]

I never complain on my pc after losing or getting kiled

I just told that my school pcs are shit

[covert vault]

That is totally different thing :D

[pastel flint]

I just realized that the Kosatka's Guided Missiles and the Tuners cost the same...1.9 mill

[sick dawn]

Yeah

[covert vault]

GTAO (for me) has never and will never be pvp, pointless for me to complain of "losing"

[sick dawn]

Guided missiles are expensive

[sick dawn]

I am saying of other games

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[covert vault]

Too much words and characters per line when I am here, the younger ones thinks it's a book that they read so they quit

[haughty fiber]

yep

the game is too broken to be taken seriously

tryhards are a joke from a deppressed clown

[cursive relic]

you are a joke aswell

[covert vault]

Just checked my stats. I have 790 kills and 1111 deaths. There is like 5-10 kills that are accidental lock-on kills while doing prep/HH/diamond robbing/etc, other are just for defending my or friends sale

0 kills while not doing any sales/missions/freemode event

[cursive relic]

ok and

[covert vault]

Would be a pretty bad KD warrior

[spice adder]

I am working on becoming a kd warrior

[covert vault]

Does the kills in like deathmatches and motor wars count towards the kills and deaths?

[spice adder]

Dunno

[errant rune]

Evening good people

[spice adder]

[covert vault]

Motor wars was quite fun when I was just starting to play, it was 2x/3x and got new level like after every second match

[cursive relic]

[sick dawn]

[soft onyx]

The zhaba needs 14 rpg rockets to destroy it

[sick dawn]

[soft onyx]

Why? I have no idea

[sick dawn]

I have heard ytubers saying shit about zhbaa

[sick dawn]

Me too

[soft onyx]

It is bad

Like really bad

[sick dawn]

Ohhh

Never drove it

[spice adder]

Zhaba is shit

[sick dawn]

Yeah

[soft onyx]

Irl it's a very good offroad car but in gta it's the absolute worst

[spice adder]

Loves doing 180

[spice adder]

It was supposed to be a good off-road amphibious vehicle

But they massacred it

[soft onyx]

It's bad at both

[spice adder]

Yea

[soft onyx]

So R* decided to make it almost indestructible

The zhaba is bad at offroad and and on road even when it's supposedly offroad it is still terrible

[mortal igloo]

does buying the mc business upgrades affect how much ur nightclub technician accrues the product?

[errant rune]

so uh

how's life ?

[cosmic prawn]

Yh I see what you saying now @haughty fiber

Most people on mk2s are knobheads

[dire hearth]

Where is hunting pack remix?

[wintry heron]

Anybody wanna do casino heist ps4

Need grabber

[soft onyx]

The best part abt the game is when you buy something you always wanted to buy
Change my mind

[novel rivet]

hi

[frigid mural]

no

[echo granite]

I am confused should i buy mk2 aur nightclub and terabyte

[frigid mural]

if you want mk2 i recommend buying nightclub and terrobyte so u can upgrade ur mk2 and also get trade price

cuz without the terrobyte u cant upgrade ur mk2

u wont have missiles

you wont have max speed

or any counter messures

[echo granite]

What does it have without upgrade

[frigid mural]

u can just fly around with it

[echo granite]

Just that?

[frigid mural]

yeah

[echo granite]

No shooting option?

That's bad

[frigid mural]

its scummy from rockstar making u buy 2 other things just so u can use a vehicle properly

but its rockstar

get used to it if ur playing gta online lol

[echo granite]

But it's fine al though mk2 is a great one

[frigid mural]

just dont use it for griefing :)

[echo granite]

Nah i need it for mission

Which is better nightclub or vehicle cargo

[spice adder]

U need other businesses for the nightclub to work properly. If u dont have atleast 5 businesses, get the vehicle cargo

[thorny saffron]

I'm here grinding rp

Have leveled up 12 levels by crates method

7k to per 10 mins

[cosmic prawn]

What’s an important thing to buy?

[thorny saffron]

Rp

[thorny saffron]

Luxor delux

[thorny saffron]

Better than oppressor mk2

[cosmic prawn]

😂

[thorny saffron]

Griefers to hell

Sometimes in hell

Lol been here since march 2020

[cosmic prawn]

How you lost so much

[thorny saffron]

Best thing u can buy is megalodon shark card

[neat sierra]

I just started 3 days ago cuz i didn't know my pc could run gta lol:)))

[thorny saffron]

Best thing ever

[thorny saffron]

Definitely worth it

[neat sierra]

Lol

I have lvl 26, trying to get the sub:))

[novel rivet]

already lvl 49??

damn

u grind dont u

[neat sierra]

I started 3 days ago and i am lvl 26:)

[novel rivet]

ive been playing for like 5 months

[thorny saffron]

1st thing buy kosatka than nightclub then terrorbyte than oppressor mk2 than cocaine than counterfeit cash than meth than bunker and congrats u are a gta millionaire

[neat sierra]

3*

[novel rivet]

only lvl 90

[cosmic prawn]

I regret buying them

[novel rivet]

same

[neat sierra]

I have the epic version:)) so i just need like 1.1 mil to get the kosatka

[cosmic prawn]

Play cayos

[thorny saffron]

To connect ur nightclub u must have mc businesses

[neat sierra]

Thats what i am trying, doesnt work with Quick jobs, tmrw ima lfg on this sv

[thorny saffron]

And I'm a millionaire

Have 70 mill

[cosmic prawn]

I have coke, meth, cash and guns but I don’t use them

[thorny saffron]

On my bank

And over 600 mill earned

In total

[neat sierra]

Next step: rl millionaire

xD

[thorny saffron]

Most of my money is glitching heists but still

And some from mc

[echo granite]

I have 3m can't figure which buisness to buy i already have mc business and a bunker

[neat sierra]

Buy kosatka

[thorny saffron]

I earned them.doing heists

Most of them

[neat sierra]

Yes

[thorny saffron]

Yeah

[echo granite]

What's that

[neat sierra]

Submarine

Which gives you the cayo peiro heist

[thorny saffron]

I have french flag

I love france

[echo granite]

I have done Cayo heist once

[thorny saffron]

When I turn 18 im go illegally in uk

I'm starting to save money

[neat sierra]

Lol

[thorny saffron]

Cuz it's 30k dollars to cross british channel

And it's only 20 min

Lol

[echo granite]

What else does that submarine gives

[neat sierra]

Mu goal in life si to survive lol

[thorny saffron]

Lambo

[neat sierra]

Idk, but that heist is just op

Lambo

Wait

Do you know Dacia Logan?

Or dacia 1300-1310

Those are cars

Nahhh dacia 1300

[thorny saffron]

It's safer in Canada tho

Than america

Where are u from

Donno

Man

Lol

[neat sierra]

Europe?

[thorny saffron]

Don't watch cricket

[neat sierra]

Waitt

Thats india

Isnt it?

Oh yes

What

My gouverment wants to add hindi language to schools:)))

:)))

Disable it

21:11 at me

Ye

Guess my country

From dacia

What

No

Not even close lol

Europe

No

Rome is a city

Lol

Yes

:))

Watching some tv

U?

[brisk canyon]

prison break is always a bug for me

[neat sierra]

Wdym?

[brisk canyon]

the guy dosen't mobe

yep

[shrewd tendon]

bring in an insurgent pickup

it's to fix the bug.

[neat sierra]

Best cars for begineers? I have the elegy rh8 and turismo r, arr those good?

[shrewd tendon]

elegy is good

[brisk canyon]

we killed all enemyes but he still donse't move

[haughty fiber]

jester, massacro

[brisk canyon]

is it nor free

[haughty fiber]

did he mention that?

[neat sierra]

I have 1.1 mil, need 1.1 more mil for the sub, i dom t think i ll buy anymore cars till then

[shrewd tendon]

don't buy any cars after either

buy the sparrow

[neat sierra]

Wanna buy the opressor mk2

[shrewd tendon]

sparrow is better imo but you do you

[neat sierra]

Wait

I wanna buy the batman car

Idk the name

[shrewd tendon]

vigilante

[neat sierra]

Ah yes

For me is batmam car

[brisk canyon]

3.7

[neat sierra]

Back to the opressor

[neat sierra]

Ah

[brisk canyon]

yep

[neat sierra]

How do you unlockd those trade prices?

[shrewd tendon]

doing 5 missions from tb

[brisk canyon]

do what the game tells u to do to unlock it

[shrewd tendon]

but you'll need a nightclub to store the terrorbyte

[brisk canyon]

i have it

[neat sierra]

Ye, that premium edition from epic

[shrewd tendon]

just buy the sparrow

[neat sierra]

No

You get a bunker, maze bank, appartment, garage, cash factory

And clubhouse

[shrewd tendon]

i don't recommend that

go for coke instead

don't buy supplies and don't get upgrades then

[neat sierra]

Don t u have the submarine?

Do the cayo

[shrewd tendon]

you can go back

[brisk canyon]

rip

[shrewd tendon]

start up gather intel

[brisk canyon]

cayo is ez but i dont have it on ps4

i dont have the sub on ps4

here is 8pm

[echo granite]

Any1 doing any heis

[neat sierra]

9 here

[neat sierra]

Tmrw

[late hollow]

[echo granite]

Ok

[brisk canyon]

rip

[wintry heron]

;

;

english

[late hollow]

lol

[neat sierra]

Lol

I think you should enable ur auto corrector back:))

[late hollow]

hmm for me it sucks ...

[wintry heron]

nah he should learn how to write better

[stoic scarab]

Omg

[wintry heron]

[neat sierra]

When you try to write fast on phone you do that lol

[wintry heron]

mb then pls forgive

[neat sierra]

[late hollow]

[stoic scarab]

I feel you, I could use a nap

[late hollow]

gorilla kiss lol

[neat sierra]

Gorilla love

[late hollow]

oo ok

ooo lol u also from india..

[neat sierra]

8 am

[late hollow]

5 am mine

17

[neat sierra]

14

Wait didn t you said u went for a driving test or i am stupid?

Ahhh

I thought in india you can have a car at 12 lol

:))))))

Lol

In romania at 16 we can have motocycles

Ron or lei

1 euro is like 5 ron

[late hollow]

damn u rich ...

[neat sierra]

What

Wait

[cosmic prawn]

So you spent like 50mill

Wait now like 5 mill

[neat sierra]

Wait

So tell us in euro

How mucu u spent

Cuz

[late hollow]

my father has a normal creta

[neat sierra]

I think u rich

[late hollow]

he is

[cosmic prawn]

Pound

[neat sierra]

62k euros

Damn man

On google it says that 52 lakhs is like 1 mil euros

[cosmic prawn]

I’m saying ₹5 mill tho

[deep heart]

My When I Get Double Laxatives Like The Guy In The Vault

[cosmic prawn]

No but in terms of rupees

[neat sierra]

Yeah, what a gta disvlcussion xD

[cosmic prawn]

Like say you had 5mill worth of rupees would that be 50 lakhs

[deep heart]

Because I’m Lactose Intolerant

[neat sierra]

Oh 520k

[late hollow]

hmm 10 lakh =1 mil

[brisk canyon]

i love water

[deep heart]

🍫 💩 Bad

[cosmic prawn]

So 50 lakh is 5mill

[late hollow]

yes

[neat sierra]

Thats like 30k ron

[late hollow]

oo noice

[neat sierra]

बहुत सारा पैसा

[cosmic prawn]

Yh you rich rich @wintry heron

[lucid mulch]

Anyone want to play

Ok

[neat sierra]

What?

[paper rose]

GG 5 gold 0 cash - cayo perico

[neat sierra]

Ah

[mortal igloo]

holy

i never get these diamonds

not even once this week

[late hollow]

got it twice,,

[paper rose]

whats the switch back glitch

[mortal igloo]

cant cuz i didnt do all approaches to be able to cancel

[paper rose]

what does switch back glitch dpo

[late hollow]

hmm discussion of glitch not allowed btw

[mortal igloo]

sitn it supposed to be guaranteed diamonds first time you setup this week?

[paper rose]

so 1st is ok luck

2nd i only got 1 gold

and the 3rd try (now) i got 5 gold

t goes from bad luck to good luck

im doing with duo

obv

but yea

what are the chances of 5 gold?

[stray slate]

Hey guys

[cosmic prawn]

Low

[late hollow]

got 6 once,,,

[paper rose]

wait what

u can get 6gold?

i thought max is like

5 either cash or gold

[late hollow]

really..

[cosmic prawn]

Didn’t know wether you were celebrating that as in Lewis is ahead or max is still up there

Nah it’s Lewis

How is gasly in 4th

Still shouldn’t be beating Ferrari, mclaren or Perez

How are leclerc and ricciardo in 13th and 14th

Lewis might be taking another engine penalty apparently but probably fake

He’s had a whole season 😭

Max is 14 ahead so if Hamilton wins and gets 2 fastest laps then he’s 2 up going into yas marina

I don’t like max or Lewis but like Lewis less so hope max wins

[sour spear]

Diamonds in gta v is more rare then diamonds in minecraft i reseted my heist 17 times but ive only gotten gold 4 times artwork 11 times and cash 3 times

[late hollow]

i have got it 2 times..

[stoic scarab]

Only heist I didn't complete is the casino

Wish it was solo.hate relying on people.

Ehh doomsday was okay

Not worth it tbh

After grinding cash, I always get stuck in a boredom state. As I just don't no what to buy or how to have fun with the money I have lol

Lol

Not a chance

[coral steeple]

That’s how I feel so now I just stop trying to play the heists properly

And even tho gta plays a special role in my heart I just can’t seem to find anything fun anymore

[stoic scarab]

I feel you. Like this wouldn't be an issue if they added new vehicles, beards, haircuts, tats, apartments, and stuff at least every 2-3 weeks.

[coral steeple]

I mean yea

[dense kestrel]

so did everyone get diamonds first try except me?

[coral steeple]

Yea but they’ve gotten boring

[stoic scarab]

Racing in GTA is like Mario kart haha

[coral steeple]

I have diamonds on both characters I just don’t care about it

[stoic scarab]

Play Forza and you'll be set

[coral steeple]

Yea I do play forza

[dense kestrel]

ive scoped the casino twice and got artwork

heh

[stoic scarab]

Save up for a gaming laptop

Best purchase I ever nade

Made×

[cosmic prawn]

Ricciardo and bottas

[dense kestrel]

i might sell my macbook

[stoic scarab]

Lmao, I played GTA on my Mac back in the day

[coral steeple]

I’ve been doing stunt races and I’ve never felt fun since the first I’ve done one

[dense kestrel]

lol

[stoic scarab]

I take very long breaks.

2-3 months

[dense kestrel]

mine is usually a few weeks

[stoic scarab]

Games haven't been good lately

[dense kestrel]

i havent played fn in months lmao

[dense kestrel]

fax

lol

[stoic scarab]

Vanguard just shouldn't have been a game imo

It's literally the same theme as CW

Upgraded CW

Yes, idk why I keep saying CW

I want a COD that they didn't make yet

I'm saying, I want a new COD not a repeat

It's funny, every time I'm in this chat I roast GTA

[stable oar]

What would gta 6 be like?

Goodbye forever

Anyway

Gta 6 better have multiple citys

[stoic scarab]

Probably GTA5 with new characters haha

[paper rose]

omg yes

[stable oar]

Most likely

[paper rose]

in gta 6

they should do it so we can buy cayo p[erico

🤩

[stoic scarab]

Honestly don't think they are even working on GTA 6 lol

[stable oar]

El rubio is that desprate for cash eh?

Should probably stop stealing from him so much

[paper rose]

el rubio has no feelings

he has 1

"being dumb"

[stable oar]

Or they have finished it and are waiting for the best time

[paper rose]

ngl el rubio shouldn't hire better guards

should*

his current guards are blind

[stable oar]

They are not necessarily blind they just don’t have good peripheral

[paper rose]

wtf is peripheral

[stable oar]

The thing that lets u see to the side

[stoic scarab]

I love how guards can hear a suppressor

[stable oar]

Like when you see something move on the corner of your eye and u naturally turn to it cause u saw something

Guards dont have that

[stoic scarab]

They walk the same routes every time

[stable oar]

Never learn

[stoic scarab]

At least implement more than one scenario ong

[paper rose]

cayo perico is literally a faster way of casino heost

[stable oar]

Only thing he has improved on is giving his juggernaut a better helmet

[paper rose]

name cayo perico one word:

braindead

[wintry heron]

Hi

[stable oar]

But its still easy to kill the guy with the shot gun

Trip him and unload

[stoic scarab]

I don't even go in silent anymore

I need something to ro

Do×

[stable oar]

I always change how i steal from the island

I love the air approach

[stoic scarab]

I might do the casino heist

[grave juniper]

hope so

[grave juniper]

how come u are so sure?

[knotty cloak]

I have CEO office and garage (making money through import/export). Should I start saving up for businesses or heists?

[grave juniper]

heist

its honestlky more fun

[knotty cloak]

I see

I heard theres a new heist now

should I do that or casino?

[grave juniper]

but if u enjoy grinding buy yourself a warehouse

u cant solo a casino

[knotty cloak]

I know

[grave juniper]

that and the smaller payout per time are the biggest cons

[knotty cloak]

So the new one then?

Welp time to save for submarine

[grave juniper]

xd

if you buy one i strongly recommend buyin the sparrow (helicopter) with it

it makes prepping much easier

[knotty cloak]

I see

Do I need to destroy signal jammers to get good hacker?

[waxen field]

Or buy a terrorbyte

Paige is my gta Gf

Agatha broke my heart

[cosmic prawn]

The signal jammer one takes 1% more than the terabyte but only give like 5 more second I think

[novel rivet]

[cosmic prawn]

Also there’s no hacker for cayo

[novel rivet]

im oing cayo rn

doing*

[cosmic prawn]

How much money you have?

[novel rivet]

400k

i spent it all updrading toreador

[cosmic prawn]

Oh nice

[novel rivet]

upgrading*

[cosmic prawn]

How much does it cost

To upgrade it?

[novel rivet]

500k

for max

[stable oar]

I said *or

[novel rivet]

i wass going to buy scramjet

put that is like a magnet to the water

but*

[stable oar]

Everything has a cost

[cosmic prawn]

Do you have a mk2

[novel rivet]

no

im savig up for terroybite

[cosmic prawn]

It’s sooo good

[stable oar]

I got all war stock veichles except scramjet

[grave juniper]

pavel will own my heart forever change my mind

[novel rivet]

richboy

[stable oar]

But my second character has a scramjet

What is being rich?

[grave juniper]

worthit if u want to clean out the whole vault

[novel rivet]

uh

[stable oar]

I never have any money on hand cause i spend on veichles

[novel rivet]

goodpoints

[cosmic prawn]

I don’t think I can get like 25k in 5 seconds so don’t think it’s worth it

[novel rivet]

yeah u can\

[waxen field]

Pavel is a man of the ocean he has a love like you in every seaport

[stable oar]

I love how he lives there so casually

[grave juniper]

i mean gold/diamonds?

[stable oar]

Eats his meals in pots in the cafe, smokes in the torpedo room and always tells me to use my homing missles on flying bikes

[grave juniper]

why did u have to hurt me like that... 😦

[waxen field]

Because you deserve better

[wintry heron]

are the servers down

[waxen field]

I think Lester is single 🤠

[cosmic prawn]

What are the main differences between the mk1 and mk2 oppressor

[novel rivet]

he scary

[waxen field]

Lol

[stable oar]

I would kill lester if he couldn’t remove my wanted level

[wintry heron]

?\

[waxen field]

The mk1 needs a clear path to take off and has wings that open and close

[stable oar]

Ill kick the cane out of his right hand and beat him with it until it breaks

[cosmic prawn]

They aren’t on Xbox

[novel rivet]

damn

[waxen field]

The mk2 can take off the ground without the booster

[stable oar]

Have u heard the way he speaks to u on the phone?

[novel rivet]

ik

[cosmic prawn]

But is the mk1 more fun?

[novel rivet]

"call me back untill the brain of urs works

[stable oar]

Mk1 is more fun yes

Mk2 is easy for travel

[stable oar]

That one always gets under my skin

He’s probably the reason i never finished the diamond set up

[cosmic prawn]

They should add the choice to kill lester or pavel in the next dlc

[waxen field]

I personally don’t think so at first ride

[stable oar]

Lester

Lester

[novel rivet]

ive did the diamond 2 times and cayo 5

[waxen field]

The mk1 could be more fun but requires a lot more practice

[cosmic prawn]

Yh I’ve not played it enough to be annoyed by pavel yet but I hate lester

[stable oar]

Ive done diamond 0 and cayo 50

[stable oar]

Pavel never gets annoying

Every word he says makes me wanna give him more of my cut

[novel rivet]

yup

[cosmic prawn]

Do you need the vehicle workshop in the MOC to upgrade the mk1?

[novel rivet]

ye

[cosmic prawn]

The one inside the MOC?

[novel rivet]

ye

[cosmic prawn]

Jesus that’s expensive

[novel rivet]

i have it but dont use it much

[cosmic prawn]

The MOC or the mk1

[novel rivet]

moc

i use the cab alot

its like a daily basses

[stable oar]

I only use the moc when i need special ammo

[sharp ledge]

So you're saying he has a wench anchored in every dock

[tired citrus]

been a long time guys

[mortal igloo]

[regal granite]

Hey so I'm tryna get the nemesis arcade award from The Love Professor arcade machine. I'm on 2 accounts where both names combined add up to an odd number. Both of my accounts are on ice cold but the sound or the award dosent pop up. How do I fix this?

I don't think anyone here would know but..... yeah.

[gray walrus]

which arcade is best

[regal granite]

La Mesa

[gray walrus]

i guess everything's in la mesa for me

[paper rose]

how do u do the kosatka prep

[stable oar]

U start by going to the island and seeing the main target and side targets after going to the tower and after going back u do 5 missions

First u get a cutting torch second u either get a plasma cutter or code depending on main target, and third u get finger print cloner

[grave juniper]

what do u mean with how? like shortcuts or tipps?

[stable oar]

Next u need weapon loadout either get shot gun or military rifle and get the supressors

[sharp ledge]

is anyone else getting a lot of these 400+ rank players who dont know shit about the game?

[stable oar]

And finnaly u need a veichle to enter best option is kotska

Thats how u set up cayo

[sharp ledge]

tfw you only need to shoot 2 people in cayo and can meele everythign else

[stable oar]

I think they are kids on their parents or older siblings account

[stable oar]

U can do cayo alone

Just need 2 to steal from compound

[sharp ledge]

yeah but you cant open the keycard doors

[stable oar]

Modder: “watch me lololololol”

[sharp ledge]

modder still cant "open" the door

he teleports past it

[stable oar]

I saw a video of a modder opening the door

He just walked past it and it sprang open

[grave juniper]

idk if this glitch still exists but u could take cover on one of the doors and opening it by aiming at the door

[stable oar]

That doesn’t exist anymore

I just steal from docks

Use long fin and its np

[modern lichen]

Guys i currently have a mil in my account and im a bit struggling with the cargo/bunker missions as it takes so long to drive across the whole map with my Kuruma any suggestions for a faster way?

[sharp ledge]

get an arcade

[modern lichen]

How it’s gon help?

[modern lichen]

?

[sharp ledge]

well youre clearly doing it for money

arcade>casino>faster money

[modern lichen]

Oohh

It’s quite expensive but it will pay overtime right?

[sharp ledge]

or if its one of those where you can carry it on your person, get a flying vehicle, you can use the securo serv vip vehicle buzzard for 25k

[sharp ledge]

2 or 3 heists will pay for the arcade + all decoration upgrades. The games + upgrades like command centre are a different matter

[modern lichen]

Thanks so much ❤️

[wheat garden]

Wassuuuuuuup

[waxen ice]

Can I get a girls snap to win a bet ?

[wheat garden]

Not when ur called jorje

[waxen ice]

Oh

[vocal wyvern]

Hello hello

[waxen ice]

If it’s any better my names actually George

[wheat garden]

Slightly better

[waxen ice]

Sooooo snap

[wheat garden]

What, just any snap?

[waxen ice]

Sure

[errant lichen]

What’s a good cut to give someone that helps with one setup and is a good hacker?

[wheat garden]

I’m just confused, is there no girls in ur school or something

[waxen ice]

No there is but the rules of the bet are no one that I know

[errant lichen]

How do you change your name in this server?

[wheat garden]

20

[errant lichen]

Ok

[sharp ledge]

man i should start asking for more xD

[wheat garden]

How

[sharp ledge]

but tbh i dont see why i'd have to be paid more to be able to do something that's part of the heist

[ebon goblet]

That’s my name bitch

[wheat garden]

Calling me a bitch when ur name is jorje 😢😢

[ebon goblet]

Can’t even spell it right

How many Jorge’s do you know

[trail vapor]

LOL

[wheat garden]

@ebon goblet I know 2, well 3 now

Why you so mad

I know your name is Jorge but chill out

[ebon goblet]

Nut

[wheat garden]

Testicles, if you feel so inclined

[ebon goblet]

A man’s “rudder”

[ebon goblet]

SQUARE UP

[wheat garden]

What country u at

[trail vapor]

He’s in Russia

[ebon goblet]

New England

[wheat garden]

I’m not going near that shitehole

[ebon goblet]

In our country, we lack dental

[wheat garden]

Oh we know

[ebon goblet]

Braces are likes drugs

A fast way to make someone happy

[wheat garden]

In my country we lack underwear, let’s see if you can guess from my clue

[ebon goblet]

Germany

[wheat garden]

We deep fry any form of meal we can get our hands on

[wheat garden]

Nope

[ebon goblet]

Ahh yes

Alabama

Specifically

[wheat garden]

We enjoy drinking this strange orange liquid

No

[wheat garden]

Right come on

[waxen ice]

China

[wheat garden]

We have shit weather????

[waxen ice]

Britain

[ebon goblet]

Canada

Poland

[wheat garden]

Do Pakistan really drink a strange orange liquid?

[ebon goblet]

Iraq

[waxen ice]

Alaska

[wheat garden]

We have lots of gingers??!

Close

[ebon goblet]

New Zealand

[wheat garden]

Not close

[waxen ice]

Scotland

[ebon goblet]

Idfk

[wheat garden]

YES

Finally

[ebon goblet]

Congrats u win nothing

[wheat garden]

I win not having to hear you say Iraq anymore lmao

[modern lichen]

Yoooo

Hi

[ebon goblet]

Iranians

[modern lichen]

LMFAO

Y’all got shit weather or it’s just me

[ebon goblet]

Florida

[waxen ice]

England always has shoddy weather

[modern lichen]

Yo big up land of huge ass spiders

Must be hard tbh

[cosmic prawn]

Wtf

[modern lichen]

woah

[cosmic prawn]

Fight the spiders

Right hook to the jaw I’m sure they knocked out

[gray knot]

How many people should I do the casino heist do with diamonds bigcon approach

[wintry heron]

Why am i not getting diamonds this week, i thought it was 100% chance The first Time but i got artwork 3 Times on a row this week

[grave juniper]

just rescope over and over

it took me 4 times

[wintry heron]

Can i just change The vault contents?

[sharp ledge]

I've done like 10 heists and no diamonds, next time Rockstar will probably have a dildo ready for me so they can shove it up my ass

[stoic scarab]

Lmao

Casino or Cayo?

[wheat garden]

Casino

[stoic scarab]

You think casino is better?

[wheat garden]

I don’t play gta anymore

It shit

[stoic scarab]

haha

truth

[modern lichen]

I just started playing it like half a year ago and so far so good tbh

[stoic scarab]

I've been playing since it's release on Xbox 360

[modern lichen]

Ooohh i see why you callin it shit now

[stoic scarab]

I am so sick of it

it's just dull

[wheat garden]

I played on PS3 few years ago

And played through lockdown

[modern lichen]

I kinda feel the same for fortnite bec i started playing it at season 3

Now its dogshit

[wheat garden]

Everything about it is worse

[stoic scarab]

the series needs to move on...you can only use something so much

[wheat garden]

Game, battle pass, the players

[modern lichen]

I played gta on the ps3 but the online just half a year ago

[stoic scarab]

like a napkin cleaning over and over again

u gotta throw it out sooner or later

GTA 5 is that disgusting napkin lol

[modern lichen]

bruh i spent like 150$ on it

I want my money back

[stoic scarab]

wym battlepass

[wheat garden]

I only spend about £30 on it

[stoic scarab]

wut game

[wheat garden]

Fortnite

[stoic scarab]

oh

yeah fn is just poop now

[modern lichen]

I spent all of it on skins and emoted and shit

Emotes*

[wheat garden]

I stopped playing after season 7 Christmas season I loved that

[stoic scarab]

play Forza horizon 5

it's so addicting

[wheat garden]

I’m on ps sadly

[modern lichen]

I don’t think my pc would handle it

It’s running a 1050 ti

I’m thinking about upgrading it

[wheat garden]

I’m not like into any games rn I just haven’t found anything that I want to play

[modern lichen]

Or buying a gaming laptop bec im traveling a log

A lot*

[stoic scarab]

great

[wheat garden]

I mean I have fifa but I hate the other users on it too

[stoic scarab]

use the website to see if u can run the game

it will tell u

[modern lichen]

Fifa 21 was good 22 is shit

[modern lichen]

Idk why but the link disappeared the second u sent it

[stoic scarab]

I know, it's literally PC benchmark test

to see if u can run

game

[wheat garden]

The only thing I like about it is the better opponent ai offline, it’s a lot better At decision making but the gameplay is just so slow

And also, the goalkeepers…

[modern lichen]

I’ll check it out

[modern lichen]

I see

Man i was a huge fan of Super Smash Bros back then

I had like 1500+ hours on it

[wheat garden]

Damn nice

[modern lichen]

My biggest accomplishment in life is beating Cuphead

[wheat garden]

What I played most when I was younger was the cars video game on psp, fifa 11 on PS3 or maybe minecraft or cod mw3

[modern lichen]

Ridge racer?

Ig that’s the name

[wheat garden]

2 older brothers would always destroy me on everything tho loool

[wheat garden]

I don’t know the name but it was like a game for the cars movie

Ye just called cars

[modern lichen]

Idk it but it sounds cool

Lmao i had a gta ripoff on my psp called pursuit force

You play as a cop in it

My dumbass was buying anything with a cool artwork

[wheat garden]

Hahaha

[vocal wing]

owning a nightclub and assigning a technician to like a cash factory do I need to still resuply that cash factory or the technician will?

[dense kestrel]

I'm bored

[shrewd tendon]

you still have to resupply it yourself

[novel rivet]

anyone wanna play gta?

[molten spear]

pretty sure you don't have to resupply the businesses for the nightclub techs to run it

it just can't get raided

it just has to be operational, and the supply can be at 0

[cosmic prawn]

Are the f1 cars worth it

[molten spear]

good handling and acceleration, bad top speed

it's nice owning 1 or 2 just for fun

[vocal wing]

Oh i run a cash counterfiet THINg and assigned a technician there but they messaged me saying my supply ran out

[molten spear]

the cash business or the night club?

[vocal wing]

The cash business messaged saying I need to resupply but I have a technician from@my nightclub there

[cosmic prawn]

I’m into f1 so probably gonna make one orange after my favourite team

[molten spear]

so the cash business won't make any more stock, but the nightclub business will still make money from the tech assigned to the cash business

[cosmic prawn]

Which ones the best?

[molten spear]

just check your nightclub to see if the tech is assigned to the cash business

[molten spear]

not the one on discount right now, i forgot what it was called. something-8

[vocal wing]

Ohhh I see so theyre 2 different workers?

[cosmic prawn]

The BR8?

[molten spear]

yes

[molten spear]

pretty much yeah

[drifting dove]

is arena workshop still worth it??

[molten spear]

nightclub business keeps running even when the actual business is out of stock. the nightclub business stops producing once one of your actual businesses gets raided and you fail to protect it. then, you have to get it up and running again @vocal wing

[drifting dove]

is arena workshop still worth it??

[late marsh]

so i got an idea for a discord grinder challenge

if cayo next week gets 1.5 or 2x i say everyone does what they can to raise 25 to 30 mill for themselves within the week

[molten spear]

i dunno why people are thinking that outside of a general sense of entitlement

[cosmic prawn]

I’m not gonna buy one then

Not yet

[molten spear]

it's hilarious that people think we're getting 2x cayo

[cosmic prawn]

Yh we’ll get black panther

[molten spear]

if you plan on getting one, you should get it this week

the pr4

[late marsh]

i doubt considering how good it is already it'll be 2x but then again you never know what'll happen with weekly events in a "what if" sense

[cosmic prawn]

I’m only gonna get the best one so I’ll wait cause I was only getting if cause of the discount

[late marsh]

actually which is more likely gonna happen, 1.5x cayo or 2x auto shop heists?

[molten spear]

im only echoing what i've heard so

i don't actually have one, was thinking of buying one this week too

[cosmic prawn]

I watched a video and you’re right

[molten spear]

2x auto shop heists because they suck and no one does them

[sharp ledge]

what is this black panther yall keep talking about

[molten spear]

the best primary target for cayo

[cosmic prawn]

Black panther statue main target worth 1.9 mill

[sharp ledge]

so its an event item no?

[molten spear]

kinda like diamonds for casino heist this week

[late marsh]

an event heist loot item for cayo like diamonds at the casino, its default value when stolen is 1.8 million

[molten spear]

yes, limited

[cosmic prawn]

So can get like 2.4 per heist

On hard mode

With black panther and 2 full bags of gold

[molten spear]

i prefer solo with coke

black panther is a solo mission

im greedy

[late marsh]

after looking it up yes it is 1.9 million sorry

[cosmic prawn]

It’s 1.8 normal mode I think

Wait nevermind

[late marsh]

yeah i had to google the value

[cosmic prawn]

So black panther on hard mode you can get 3.1 so can get like 2.4 per heist

After the 15% and other cuts are take me out

[molten spear]

lol you do 15% cuts?

[late marsh]

when you have as much money as we do you start to do this stuff for the fun especially when you become a member of the 9 digit club

[molten spear]

what the fuck does that have to do with 15% cuts?

not everyone's a budding sociopath

[late marsh]

because i always take the min take if in not host

[molten spear]

lol, "member of the 9 digit club"

oh, you do missions for 15% of the cut

im talking about hosts that give 15% cuts

[sharp ledge]

?

[late marsh]

because i have 150 million in my GTA bank account with another 25 million in special cargo ready to sell for double money. what the hell am i supposed to do with that much money?

[sharp ledge]

whats wrong with the host giving 15% especially if youre just getting someone to loot

[molten spear]

i guess nothing if you invite someone from the 9 digit club

[late marsh]

stay salty then

[molten spear]

don't worry about me

9 digit club man

[late marsh]

would of thought people would be grateful having a competent player who takes min cut so they have more spending money but hey. by all means give me more

[sharp ledge]

more often than not Im the one doing all the work, i see no reason to give more, unless they help with some preps

[molten spear]

would of

i guess 9 digits of imaginary money doesn't really count for much

[late marsh]

again, missing the point

[molten spear]

preps don't account for 35% of the cut

[sharp ledge]

9 digits goes by real quickly if you havent bought most of the stuff

[molten spear]

don't worry about me

[late marsh]

okay then, stay mad with people demanding larger cuts yet suck at the game.

[molten spear]

again, missing the point

don't worry about me

[late marsh]

okay, then what DO you want? what IS your point?

[molten spear]

4th time

don't worry about me

again, missing the point

and again

and again

[late marsh]

okay than, blocked and ignored since you're screaming into the either and don't wanna talk in an online chat room

[molten spear]

nice

finally you understand

[late marsh]

so anyways @sharp ledge what were you saying earlier?

[molten spear]

scroll up, lol

[sharp ledge]

Well i was asking about the black panther but that was efficiently answered

[molten spear]

dw, dude doesn't actually care

[late marsh]

odds are cayo next week will either be 1.5x or it'll just be the panther is a spawnable loot item

[sharp ledge]

Still a bit pissed they "fixed" the juggernaut but not the police bug in casino

[molten spear]

im clairvoyant

[late marsh]

to be fair, i find it easier and faster to literally just ignore him at the compound and walk around all the guards

[sharp ledge]

I just wanna do normal heists, not even for cmm and stuff but everyone wants either that or they kick me coz im on my new character.

[late marsh]

awww, so they see the low level and think you're not competent?

despite it being an alt

[sharp ledge]

well they dont even give me the chance to tell them

also every character on one account having the same name is a bit shit tbh

[late marsh]

i have a similar problem when i do adversary mode because being level 600+ randoms kick me all the time in adversary modes DESPITE the fact i actually suck at on ground PVP and don't give me a chance to play

[sharp ledge]

there's also the guys who just cheat RP

1000+ cant even do prison break

[tough mountain]

alright

everyone is talking here

[late marsh]

again, my level and RP is because i'm a grinder especially who does crates. but yeah those people who are randomly multiple thousands of level despite not being legit

[tough mountain]

in pc very common

like

level 1000's not knowing how to pvp

just griefing everybody with a mkii

or a tank

pretty common in asia servers

[sharp ledge]

Crates was fun before cayo came out and i had actual friends to play with......so many people quit after that came out

[late marsh]

again, i suck at PVP on foot because i'm a grinder. i know ENOUGH of how to fight to protect cargo but not enough to git gud

[tough mountain]

yes

what sucks is

griefing obv

but now

the only thing you can do is

git gud

which sucks cuz not all of us eanna pcp

pvp

[sharp ledge]

I've never been griefed by normal players in 3 years

its always modders/cheaters who can teleport everywhere

put you in a cage,etc

[tough mountain]

or actually

[late marsh]

also unless you ASK to pvp before picking a fight i NEVER play fair. i'll always teleport, use weaponized vehicles and RC bandito/tanks

[tough mountain]

job tp if they teleport and you see it on map

[sharp ledge]

nah not the fair tp

[tough mountain]

depends if you are griefing or beinga dickhead

[sharp ledge]

the tp next to you kind of shit

[late marsh]

"1VS1 BEACH NOOB!!!" every fucking time ignore that shit and just troll them with cheap kills

[sharp ledge]

and theyre invulnerable so not much you can do

[late marsh]

cuz normally its because i'm minding my business driving/ doing export cars, cargo or something than random person trying to opporessor cheep kills in the session against low levels and gets mad when i know how to fight back and won't just sniper fight on the fucking beach as he blows himself up

[sharp ledge]

export cars is like target no.1 for griefers

"Ooo shiny car, me make boom boom"

[late marsh]

when they're griefing "ITS JUST A GAME BRO!!!"
when i'm using infinite orbital cannon glitch for free to annoy them and make a point "ITS JUST A GAME BRO, WHY YOU MAD!?!"

[sharp ledge]

double standard

[brisk canyon]

now did i buy my first real super car in gta

[sharp ledge]

problem with supercars: suspension so low you literally crash into curbs

[late marsh]

the best part is when they start insulting you is always respond with "what are you gonna do about it?" and the answer you should always remind them with is "nothing? thats what i thought, now enjoy your spanking child theres nothing you can do to stop it"

[brisk canyon]

idc cuz i had to much money now i have 4mil

[sharp ledge]

it's always the same. Like someone will destroy cargo in a selling lobby and get blown up by everyone. Then they do this 15 minute rant about how everyone is shit

[late marsh]

"had too much money"

[sharp ledge]

come on now 4 mil is a lot when you start new characters

[late marsh]

yeah you don't get a sense for the value of GTA $ until you play for like a month or 2

[sharp ledge]

then you realize every damn car costs millions

[late marsh]

that being said legit question: WHY THE FUCK are we paying millions for cars in a game called GRAND THEFT AUTO!?! should we be stealing the cars and paying to design/upgrade them instead of purchasing them from an online website?

[sharp ledge]

i want that podium car so bad, is there still some exploit for the wheel?

[sharp ledge]

it's not grand theft auto anymore

[brisk canyon]

its killing auto v

[sharp ledge]

the name has lost its meaning

[late marsh]

and yes there is a way to get podium car any way you want

[sharp ledge]

I could buy it but nah i wanna be cheap

[late marsh]

its actually easy especially if you have casino as spawn location

[sharp ledge]

shower me with your wisdom

[late marsh]

just start up session, spin the wheel and if you don't get what you want shut down the game app and relaunch it before the game auto saves (the yellow circle in the bottom right corner of the screen) then spin again until you get what you want

[sharp ledge]

wait....alt+f4 dont really work for this game tho, so how do i do that

by the time i end process its probably already saved

[late marsh]

point is you just shut down the game itself before it has a chance to autosave. not sure how you do it for PC but thats the basic of how the glitch works

[sharp ledge]

gotta look up some techs

[late marsh]

for console you just exit out to the console menu and just select "end game" that you are currently playing then you can restart/play that game by selecting it again

is there a "quit game" button for the rockstar launcher for PC or something

or a shut down game while on steam

[sharp ledge]

yeah alt f4 pulls up the "DO you want to quit" menu

/screen

and it loads sometimes as well

[late marsh]

then just do that before the game auto saves and your gold

[sharp ledge]

if something is loading that screen loads as well

hold on

[late marsh]

but seriously this game was MADE for console users and NOT for PC users online

[sharp ledge]

well its GTA so it's always gonna be on pc. I'm just waiting for the bullshit standalone GTA online and how they're gonna pitch that shit

[brisk canyon]

gta is gonna die soon i think

if not a very good uptade comes

[late marsh]

what i mean is that GTA doesn't have neutral dedicated servers. instead it offsets that by having one person in the session be the host and everyone else in that session connects to their internet. you can see how this model MIGHT be fine for console but for PC has MASSIVE security issues

[sharp ledge]

they kind of shot themselves in the foot with the shit trilogy

yeah that's why i kept away from it for the longest time, but i was bored and bought the game and here i am

[brisk canyon]

i thought they meant a remastered version of it but it really wasn't that good

[sharp ledge]

its not good at all

look at the faces on some of the characters

They killed it with the grass tho

better grass tha ngta online

[brisk canyon]

i have seen on yt did not buy it tho so i was lucky

[late marsh]

that being said there is NO REASON WHATSOEVER WHY rockstar shouldn't or couldn't have their own servers in current year to avoid this issue. they have more money than a modder in their own games to afford it yet they couldn't be bothered to do it so that they can avoid lawsuits from their players for being doxed

[brisk canyon]

and make better uptade on rdr2

[late marsh]

how about give ANY attention to rdr2

[brisk canyon]

thats my point

its so bad place rn

[late marsh]

then again rdr2 was a really bad idea to make online open world for the setting that it has because what the point of currency when you are limited to the time period you're in to use said money with the exception of if you were allowed in the game to buy land and build your own home and basically be cowboy rockstar version of minecraft

[brisk canyon]

agree i did buy rdr2 for story not online