#🚔┃gta-discussion
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very wholesome naww
Cant decide between 𝐸𝑙𝑖 or ℰ𝓁𝒾
like new name font?
Ye
i like the first but im a simple guy so that probs exsplains it xD
シ︎♡︎



I’m looking to do any heist
I need money
Needing money, that’s crazy

Is it just me or everyone is offline ?
gta back online?
I am going offline too. Feeling sleepy
Peace out
Of course
Bro why are the doomsday setups/heists so rough 😭
I've been doing em with 2 people and they're just the worst lmaooo
Especially the stupid data fire one
that aint that hard
If u know what u are doing, its easy
We didn't realize there were 4 times we had to do it, it was just tedious and he kept dying 😭
How do I do the thing where if I get cash I can just get something else that isn't cash on xbox for casino
You need to complete all 3 approaches
Did that
Alr one sec
Imagine griefing low levels but soon as someone big step in and go ghosted to them💀
He just like me
@wintry heron
ive come to realize that i have a very twisted mind. i cant say i like griefers but at the same time GTA is a game that is about chaos and at one point in another have all gone on rampages killing NPC's and just full out being destructive online or offline. i kind of feel like griefers are just are doing what they are going to do. anyway that seems unimportant to my point to me being twisted. although i dont like greifers i hate it when people complain even more. ive started this thing i do without even realizing it. if someone is getting griefed and instead of just being like fuck this im finding a new lobby stay and instead just type in chat stoooop whyyyyy whaaaa i then put bounties on them so that it gives a small incentive for other people to start attacking them....lol idk why i felt i needed to tell people this but here it is. its out there now
hold up
u have a point
everyone rampaged alot of npcs
no i lied
who can help me with gta v pc online? its not about getting money about that, its like getting into online. dm me PLEZ

Yo do any of you have stutter problems on your GTA 5
[11:46 PM]
I have looked high and low for so many solutions but none of them work
[11:47 PM]
My specs :
GTX 1650 4GB
8GB RAM
1TB HDD
I starts with 60 fps for 15 minutes but after that I get huge FPS drops
lol
def ram
and lower ur settings
Yeah, what’s the point in complaining and fucking crying if you know it’s going to happen?
yeah that how i feel. when i get greifed i leave w-e people suck. but for some reason people complaining about it irritates me more so i put bounties on them in hopes they will learn and also go away
Ikr, what do they want us to do? “Oh I’m so sorry man let me help you fill up your warehouse again because you just got griefed”
After that can y’all help me with my heist
What should I get in gta
For pvp
Or fun stuff
That’s not on like every YouTube video
Done all of that
- maxed out bunker research
And maxed all weapons
Chill 
I also bought all ammunition guns
@sour spear help in wut ?
Yeah I'm modder
Lmao today a modder killed me 2 time's then i gone passive and started abusing him
He stick ufo on me
One guy come to me after some time and asked me to drop him money

He thought I'm modding lmfao
Eyyy ur one of the home boys

But im not a modder just saying
But drop me money if u are
Is the vehicle warehouse trick still working ?

The one where u just get high end?
It should be
Yeah
Is it not working?
For me no
I was getting back to back high end veichles but now I get medium and standard
Pretty sure I have 2 cars with the same plate
Ill check when i get home
Ill have to buy a vhw and grind for a bit tho
So itll be a while b4 i answer
Look up a guide maybe you did something wrong or
What time is it for you ?
12:45am
It's fucking midnight overhere
No

I prefer to stay awake at night rather than day
Owl
Im a night owl
My mum turned off the internet and I can't play gta online
And im texting using mobile data
Well my mom doesn't do that at all but did it so I would sleep early and not at 4 am
Damn
I finshed the gta campaign and I have nothing to do
Guess I will have to force myself to sleep today
W
mobile hotspot
Why ?
We can grind cayo
Please be my step daddy uwu
Yes
Well I'm kinda getting sleepy anyways I'll just sleep now and hope my ADHD doesn't keep me awake
Goodnight daddy
fuck this is turning into the beggining of a porno
Goddammit there's a fly in my room
Ayo what
all this talk of step daddy and send you kid off to bed man idk kinda sus
I want to listen to music while try to sleep but I only listen to rap
Man we live in diffrent continents
Did ur dad..? 😳
put his pee pee in my bum bum? yeah he said that he didnt want to but all fathers had to do it it was the rules

lmao
buy rdr2
hey, i'm kinda new and just started like 3 weeks ago and currently lvl 40. I have most of my MC business set up except the weed and cash forgery and now I also own a night club. Although I've assigned all 5 technicians and i've been playing for about 2-3 days since I got my nightclub, my warehouse stocks barely going up...
anyone know why?
do you have kosatka?
Warehouse as in
not yet
Nightclub or
nightclub
wha-
yes
Oh uh
why would you buy all that if you dont even have the kosatka
idk lol still kinda new to this game
Probably doing tggs old guide
Gotta make a new one thats 2mins long and just has
any advice?
"Get a kostaka"
so ig you havent heard that cayo is literally the best heist
Grind for a kosatka
I havent played any heist yets either xd
I still have like 3M
Buy the submarine
Stop by the music locker
Its to the left of the main casino entrance
so fuck the nightclub and mc business?
its a good way for passive income no?
anyways
okay
Shut ur mouth
have you tried reassigning your technicians?
Im talking
no
fuck you
Ok
maybe that'll help
😭
np
so with kostaka I can do heist solo and get bunch of money uh?
might as well get this now
Probably did that thing where you can make your account go up to level 120 if your first character passed those levels for max health
ok well gta just stol 2.5 mil from me...just bought the phantom wedge. it took the money and after i bought it on the warstock and cache page it said that this transaction could not be completed at this time try again later.
no idea why you were trying to buy the phantom wedge anyway lolol
makes the longfin mission easier for cayo perico
I bought it bc I thought it could be useful for a few heists or smth then figured out I couldnt sell it
jus not a good purchase at all
Have u tried calling it in?
Maybe it just bugged
yeah says i dont own it
No

💪😎
yup
100% legit and fast money
1 million an hour once you get the pace for it
No u cant because u can only buy one car then go broke again not worth my time
Cayo is lame
thats why you do more
and do something called "save"
You can buy like 20 faggios before going broke
Faggio is all you need in life to be happy
Im too lazy i bearly grind now a days i just afk on nightclub
nightclub op for money
💪
Not that op tbh
but it takes so little work and I am lazy so I like it
I guess but i mean ur earning money by just sitting on ur arse all day
I only do heists when my friend has one setted up
Im too lazy to set one up
Mmmm electricity bill rising just to get some more gta mulla by doing nothing
imagine having friends who play gta
Imagine playing gta
Welp its not my fault my mom barely lets me play since im writing exams so i have to keep my ps4 on for nightclub
But i do and its weird because after me and the homies completed prison break we sent each other friend requests left and right💀
U English or American? Saying mom but also saying exams
everyone says exams
Do they?
Yes but my mom is being rude she doesnt want me on playstation 
I know people in us who say both
Ok
Yes my mom is rude i want to play on my playstation but i cant because shes bitching about my exams even tho i never study since even if i study hard I still get low marks
😡😡😡
You must be studying incorrectly then

No point studying hard if it doesn’t work
Just change how you study and it will work 🤷🏻♂️
Even if i am fuck studying imma download the ps4 remote emulator on my laptop so i can connect my laptop via bluetooth to my playstation and play on it without my controlller
That really how desperate you are to play PS4
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
Yes i would rather do what i enjoy doing which is playing games then do something i hate doing which is studying and having the most unbearable experience at school

All I’m saying is it sounds like you’re not doing the best in school and you don’t really care, if you finish with bad results then it will be hard to get decent work and won’t be making lot of mulla
Maybe that's the problem
Focused more on playing
Imma tell ur mom to lock up ur console
Yup
When i come over later
Ok masked karen
bro this is 2021 kids dont need to make money they live with there parents until they are in the 30's
my parents would kill me if I got bad grades

Then when they reach 30 they’re going to be a fat poor bitch who stays in his room playing on their PS4 all day and will have a terrible life
U know what is a terrible life work
You just don’t know what you want to be when you leave school clearly
Just working thats terrible because ur not doing something u enjoy doing ur only doing something u hate doing for money same with school but with games ur actually having fun and doing something that u enjoy doing
Bruh what 🤣🤣🤣 that’s why you find work that you DO enjoy. Your way of thinking is so negative
I wanna be a animator
I am lucky that I go to a really good tech school. It is really monotonous and very hard but it hopefully will pay off.
Be an animator then and work in school so your chances of being one is as high as possible
If i would enjoy it then i would be doing it koee then playing games
But nothing comes free.
Do you have any work?
No dummy
Cos if you leave school and u still did shit In school then u are fucked
Animations
Unless you go to college or some shit
Art degrees are practically useless though

If you really want to do animation you have to start a portfolio and gather lots of work
If you fail in school your chances of doing anything are greatly reduced albeit not impossible
Your name reminds me of dijorno
I don't even know what my name is anymore I just made it one day while I was like 10 and I never changed it because I'm too lazy
Lol
At this point I can't change it it's been too long
You are one
yes I am an individual
my name was a typo i was sending to a friend in a text and i thought it was hilarious so i started using it unloveable rod was supposed to be unmoveable rod
Very edgy
I thought it was a randomly generated name.
I got mine from my birth certificate
nope im a total nerd i was talking about tabletop RPG stuff and a meme item is the unmoveable rod but it auto corrected to unlovable rod and as an inuendo i thought it was funny

Hey
nooo xD your fr the only person to find my name out xD
damn screenshots lmfao
hello i hope your okay
its okay im not hiding it or anything so itt dosnt worry me :3 and nice how long till you get it?
i have to set of for work in 15 mins
not looking forward to it
ooo nice your gonna be green when i return from workk
Ye
and psssh hard labour aint fun xD
What do ya do?
just a amazon warehouse working
Oh
lots of lifting xD
can be hard on my feet but the jobs easy
So its just tiring is all?
ahh damn we have to lift alsorts
yeah bassicly
lol8pm to 4pm would be one hell of a day
lmfao fr some people be in there boncing around then theres me draging my self around with my coffee xDd
Drugs
4hr shift?
my friend does 4am to 12pm and the store doesn't open till 8am 
Coffee xD
8-4 would be a 20hr shift
16hrs? 
jeezzz think my hours are changing for peak times soon from 1am till 1.30 am
right now its 3am till 11.30 am
so will be going from 8 to 10 hours
Oh i thought u meant same day
Thatd be a nice check
Hello
Hi
im just gonna put some money into investments try work for my self some day xD
nah starting at 8pm then going to the next day at 4pm but w-e the joke is gone lets move on
its all good
Buy me pc when rich
really not in the mood right now
hennessy got me bozed right now

ofcourse ofcourse i got you
lmfaooo o cya eli
its a money scam
it includes 3 games
i have pictures of tje old qand new ones and oml this one spot looks crazy
i mean there still good games but yeah could of charged less
lmfao
imma buy it when its like 10 pounds xD
each game is 20 bucks
money scam
how?
there good but they could of just remade them
like look at mafia
like 16 years old
they remade it last year
complete remake
forced to buy 3 games
and looks beautiful
thats not a scam
i just dont think its worth it
would of rather had complete remakes
the only complaint is its horribly optimized
Dryer wasnt done
No fone yet
@topaz ridge what do u think a good laptop is for like
Everyday use
Nothing special and def no gaming
GTA: Horrible Online optimization and modding Red dead Redemption: Anti Aliasing issues GTA Definitive Edition: Horrible optimization in general
Like litteraly have a 3060
and get 70-80 fps in los santos
Just refund it
on gta online
Poggers
You deserve tequila
Yes?
Lmao
Yes
pd + 4 gold 💪💪💪

i am sick of modders on gta
Just for you to get tequila

has cayo perico been mad buggy for anybody lately
Trash R
Stop playing
Find other games
Play inv only
should have bought it on my series x
ever since tuners update its has had the primary spawn elsewhere and wont let you enter drainage tunnel and a whole bunch of other crap 🤦♂️
It won't change i dont think
it will change
And same trash tequila
Oh
well it has the chance to change you can still have bad luck 2 times in a row
lmfao speaking of cayo perico i softlockedmyself XD
im at the airstrip and im stuck under the forlift and the pallet
had to shoot and blow up the forklift so much for my eliet challenge
i got the red diamond
:V
and a lot of gold
and paintings
SHEESH
LOL
i mean
to make u feel better this is my own heist and thsi is my second time doing it
so ig the chances of getting the pink diamond is high?
Idk
idk too
Not better than. Pink diamond
ive never done cayo as a team
done it with 3 randoms
and only thing better than pink diamond is the panther but from i understand thats not always avalible as a option to steal
The Panther was a limited time thing. Rumor has it will return when Cayo is the week's double job.
cayo double $ week is going to be insane if that ever happens
Indeed
were gonna do it tonight
Me deciding to "play serious and grind" also me flys into the fort zancudo tunnel with the cayo plane and accidentally killed a gun runner and get griefed after 😭
i could invite u
You mean the plane to start the recon part?
if one guy doesn't come
Yeee
and will u be available tonight?
aa right
👀
Oh gosh
i'm going a squad cuz
theres a lot of cash and gold and paintings
there's a lot of paintings jeez
double money + panther + hard mode
yeah if and when that happens im taking a week off work lol
so does panther come up once randomly per character?
panther is only limited time
so not available anymore
yes, at the moment
Understandable😂
in that case im glad i have a diamond mission
I saw someone still have the panther and does the replay glitch
if you read our converstaion youd see he siad that its not avalible right now but is rumored to come back if there is a double $ & rp week for cayo
yeah good luck convincing rockstar to do that
How are we all
also, never start a chat with "if you read our conversation..."
if i have to fly to R* hq and shit in everyones coffee i will
they likely wouldn't even if you did
well same thing goes for everyone when servers were down they wouldnt look 2 messages up to see that servers will still down
yes, same thing with them as well
What do you guys run on your mk2 heavy sniper
i prsonally use explosive
Why does my enemy one shot me and i have to double shot even tho im hitting shoulder
I have that but dont use it im trying to get incindetary
What glitch im tired of spending 250k everytime 😭
opinions are mixed when it comes to whether it's been patched yet or not
it lets you keep re-rolling the next upgrade until you get what you want
I personally dont like doing glitches because it just ruins the fun of grinding but im tempted sometimes tbh😂
beats paying for liveries one is never going to use
fast-tracking everything costs $11m
the promo this week helps though
nowadays people just cayo grind and fast-track
How much ram and what cpu?
You mean like price?
If you cancel you have a chance of getting diffrent main
this kid greifed my bunker sell mission then had the audacity to start a cayo prep. needless to say i got a plasma cutter
Lmfao
lol
just reset it already
so 2 or 3?
^
3 gold
oh ok
well then just do it, like timewise its not worth it
@burnt gale damn you for jinxing me i just got tequilla and 2 gold 1 painting i blame you
Ok
M here who got
3 gold
2 paintings
👀
I can feel ur pain
i spent 4 days trying to get a decent set up
Getting tequila for 40 times
💯
i have pd and 3 gold, each gold at a different spot

how's it get wasted?
i just did the method
The kosatka
but im 100% sure that "i got disconected"
Can anyone mod my acc on Xbox
support ticket might help if you weren't up to some funny business
i've never gotten tequila but now im anticipating it
hi
That sucks haha
I got some hp
yeah ;-;
🧍♂️
lfg
find the channel that's named lfg cayo pc
and you can find some people there
do this
get your kosatska
park it right next to the other kosatska
auto pilot it
hop out on scuba
and then you can transport the sonar without being r*ped by the helis
preps are easy... 
use the kosatka weapons to take out the helis too
i do enjoy how the npcs in the sub are professional campers
they've caught me slipping plenty
Yess
i might try stone axe in kosatka setup if i have the balls
youre green now
sup simp who has to buy a discord role with real money
lmao
Hey
how much have you added to pokimane's bank account today?
Wooooo you got the role nice
Yeahh
Shes overrated
I like this one chick but idk her name
I think she streams? Misfire or sum
i said mind
lol
Istg they need to make a mission to kill english dave
Why not kiss him
what?
Annoying mfer calls at the weirdest time i was dogfighting i finally aimed up properly and he called
yes
really?
Ohhh didnt know
damn
Wait r yall fr
so getting the car is time limited ig lol
Imma do it from now i only ever did the pizza one
U just do the mission and he shuts up?
theres not that many
yep
i did all of mine on the first week of the dlc
Ill do it next time he calls
Hello everyone
theres only 4 english dave missions
heya
So funny story. I’m working my way through the doomsday heist but my crew mates keep leaving whenever I’m doing a setup. Can anyone help me with the setups and maybe some Mc work?
wow this is a first its raining in cayo perico
Do you get paid per job english dave one
My name is Bimbo-bob on pc if anyone can help me with some setups.
you either dont or its not much
cuz i cant even remember
but the car is cool
yep
i was wondering where i got it
i even dont know where i have stored it..
lol, i was reorganizing my garages and found it
and decked it out
it does wheelies so i'd say it's worth

sup
Wowoww
what
I subscribe to your YouTube
Ok a
aids isn't popular either, it's not the 90s
who's that youtuber who got fat as fuck eating in front of a camera and released a video of a sexual act?
i forget. anyways, be like that guy. he's a millionaire
nikocado
doomsday or cayo
uh huh
i think cayo is better cuz we can do the replay glitch
and earn over 1.5 mil per 20 mins

i wish my pc had a wifi button
Anyone available to help me make money I'm broke
lfg
i can
how much do u have
world of advice : ''spend money for money''
u got highend apartment?
or have u did the bounty quest
from that fat lady
and the murderer thingy?
Yep thanks to our sponsor el rubio
yes
even tho i robbed him so many times lmfao
and now a word from our sponsor: [random coke-driven yelling over the loud speaker]
I gridded so hard for the sub i dont even have 5 ground cars yet
I messed up early on and bought bunker mc apartment nightclub and office but want sub and oppessor
what
u can do vip work
But i have jets, oppressor, toredor, moc, sub
that's why
ye i cna just play cayo for 4 times lmao
Alll of that 🤣 i skipped over regular vehicle bought weaponised vehicle instead
damn lmfaoooo
I have been grinding cars but it doing my nut
the first vehicle i buy is armored kuruma
Forgot terrobyte to customise
do vip work
save up for highend apartment
do the heist
save up for kosak
Lol it was 680k for one last week
eh, if you're okay with machine guns then good move
yea so cheap lmfao
i love weekly discount
im picking between 4
Idk but i made a mistake and put it till on the edge of map now i dont even gp to it
paleto bay?
it's the cheapest one
Is that what its called? Like till pass mount chillidad on the left
im just saying, that's the one i'd buy if i just wanted a facility
Get the one by the damn
paleto bay is just the northern end of the island
I have to change my bunker to zancudo since thats where my hangar is at
im thinking the one on the west coast or one of the few in the middle that's next to the airport
sorry, i can't remember the names
senora desert is one of them
also the windmill one
Bruh someone took the time to destroy my kosatka thrice
and route 68 and the one on the west coast
? i've never seen that
maybe move sessions
orbital cannon?
Idk
i love when people use orbital cannon on me
Yea mine was in the canal so my oppressor wouldn't fall and bro blow it up even tho im at zancudo
bye bye $750k
nice
Nice
ded chat xd
Welcome back stig


chad
Wow 😭
BRUH
nice name
Anyone on ps4 wanna do the fleeca job just started new character
lfgs
BRUH I'm on PC :(
Rip

nice
,💯 
Hi

Why is doomsday cmm so hard
I'm trying it rn and the noose in server farm have aimbot
WORD OF ADVICE : ''SPEND MOENY FOR MORE MONEY''
The ai is terrible
Haha that Misson is curse if u try cmm
And my problem is I'm trying with the same crew I did og cmm
But they are lvl 50 60 and 70
Well u need dd experienced players
Facts lol
Coz og is way way easier
I know
2 manned cmm is a pain
2 man is yes
Very painful
You can suffer from brain cancer if you try it
Or lose 85 percent of ur brain cells
We got lucky tho and knocked out act 1 and act 2 on day 1, and completed act 3 on day 2, so basically we did cmm in 2 days kinda
PC or ps4
PC
PC is hard
After finishing all dd cmm now I know in which Misson by even which enemy others cmm will fail xD
Cuz you don't have auto aim
Don't matter
Well not really I am used to manual aiming now
There's some trick u have to use on server farm
It will take you some time to get used to it
I can easily do act 3 elite, if my other teammate is a competent one
Finally did the server farm
My elite in act 3 is always under 15m
Damn
I got mad at act 3 cuz I forgot the hacks and I blew myself up 4 times
Lol
2 manned!
Yes
How do u manage 15 lol
Og cmm is easy
We always play 2m else ping issues occurs
Mine best is 18:10 with 159 hs or something like that
Professional speedrunner lol
We only died 1 at prison but we closed app and I died cuz the chopper team wasn't shooting cop cars when we were trying to hop in the plane
Can say that
Too patient
I would rather die than rush
That's not even elite
Hey I’m a level 48 what should I do to level up as quick as possible

Getting 8-9k rp in act 3 finale rn. I increased level by 2 yesterday by it
Yeah it's easy unless you wanna suffer from brain cancer and lose 95 percent of ur brain cells
In act 3
If u don't get rapid fired you are good
Can you get a lazer in air defense setup
No
From lagoon zancudo
Getting used to rapids now
How tf do u even survive rapids
U have to take cp midair for mountain defenses to spawn
Can u get a lazer from lago zancudo in air defense setup
I just told something
That's volatol
Cuz I saw someone getting the lazer
Every1 shud be in plane else midair cp won't spawn then anyone can't leave plane
Modders prob
U can't, it says "wait for your team to get inside the same vehicle"
I don't think there's any alternative to the volatol anyways
So he is stuck either way
By remembering spawn location of each and every enemy
Ok my situation is: I didn't go to school today and my mom told me to clean the house and I want to play gta. What should I do first.
Srs answers only
Want my opinion
Lazer gets down by 1 missile
Atleast the house is half clean
Clean the other half
pain intensifies
Only the exit towards centre in server farm is curse, rest is easy @thorny saffron
@prime hawk dm
Atleast u won't lose brain cells
I was making a comparison, not telling that u play in populated lobbies
I hate populated lobbies
i only play invite only
You resupply and 16 MK2 are hunting you down
public lobbies already suck
- south american servers
and also
after car meet dlc
full lobbies are soo laggy
idk what happened
it goes like 5 fps
Not to be racist
cofee people
It is ps problems
In a session alone no fps lag
In a full session I am at 20 fps
If u switch to PC someday 85fps will open a different world for you
yeah inv only is really smooth
Funfact R* wanted to add more nature to map ( extra trees and plants) but the game was running on 20 fps, imagine how much lag would it do if it was how the devs wanted it to be
the map has a good ammount of trees
i wish there was animals in invite only sessions
Wait can you do resupply missions in an invite only session
watup
Hi just kidding smash my dick good game_23
you hate christmas
I will never mature
Not really
But it comes so fast
Wasn't the last Christmas last week ?
i wish
Wait time doesn't run faster than light for you ??
no it was 2 days ago
it does
Oh ok













