#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Get a girl bestie. Solution to both
I got you homie here take @burnt gale
I wish we had a hug sticker


sometimes I hug my punchbag
There was a pepe hug



get a punchbag, you can exercise and always get a free hug anytime
900 IQ pro gamer move
Ok
All I want is female
careful there
Buy bodypillow
Why not a male friend
Can be used as a punchbag also
thats the way to the Simp side of the force
I read that out of context lol
Give them money. be generous

I made female gta character and I loved her and I wanted to marry her i mean she was my best friend bro why rockstar down wtf bro
alright slow down

Not private its me trying get a life
Well, if someone can marry Eifel Tower, why not GTA character
hahahah
People when they get a ez life but they go into Hard life

Who married eifel tower
Wow we can ?
Oof
yikes
"Erika "Aya" Eiffel (née Erika LaBrie), is an American competitive archer and advocate for object sexuality. She married the Eiffel Tower[1][2][3][4] in a commitment ceremony in 2007."
Nice profile pic
thanks king
I think I was talking about someone
yeah the age of men is over
You mean me
Idk
But I was talking about someone
:))
Believe what u want to
Ok bro
Ur frnd
@dusk dove
Nah bro jk i just started my casino heist
bruh im gonna kiss rockstars nan if they dont hurry up with this maintenance
But didnt know about the glitch
Hurry up
Wtf
Is gta online still down
ya
Well I will always remember her
Ok
Before the server crash
Oh
But didnt do the glitch now its gone
Yes
Cant do any casino heist now
dude its alright to craft a little background story for roleplay and stuff but in love thats not exactly healthy
Time to do mtu glitch im tired of loading into a lobby with cunts in i wish there was a report option to report kids that are underage cunts
Reported

Yes there should be that option 
Ok
I dont want kids in my lobby
just looked it up, MTU isnt hurting anyone is it?
I just want a report option for them
Yes 😢
Imagine having a game rated 18 but there are 12 year olds cringe
fvkk off xD
yeah
No i report them and then i do mtu glitch
wut is mtu ?
its kicking the rest out of your lobby to be left alone
a lot of grinders do that
Honestly im starting a petition for rockstar to add a report option to report underage kids because there the reason why flying cancer exists in the game
It disconnects you from everyone else
ohh tys ill do it as well from nw when i need to sell
Everyone else stays in the lobby

hey im not saying its cool and I didnt try that before. but I know ppl do that vs griefers
It doesn't kick anyone else out of the lobby; I've done it while my friend was in the lobby and although it says everyone else left, you're the one who leaves.
just kill them ur self xd
well then whats the issue
No i want a report option for them because its embarrassing when there cringy voice is on the mic🤢
xd
XD
Rockstar probably knows kids will hop on, and it's not like they'll care anyway.
Same for cod
Mhm
And any other game really
If they cared they wouldn't have made it free on epic for a week
True
I want mario kart
its good for me they made it free bcz i didnt have money to buy it xd
Are the
Lol
Nope
Servers are still down for PC.
Fuck r
f u sasha
Something to do with the Rockstar Games Launcher.
Same to u :))
nah and last update on server status was over 6 hours ago
come to milky way server lets do backloli
I dont know why I keep checkin
Bro
I ain’t simp
Like u
A professional simp
Its like a train crash I cant look away
And thats the sad thing cuntstar arent targeting there games towards the right audience if kids are gonna play single player idc but stay away from my lobby because kids are embarrassing in online i had a kid shooting me with a sniper while i was afk then i killed him 14 times then he asked me to 1v1 him in mw 2019 i said no then he just went to his facility and did that pussy move and left the lobby 
Imagine participating
Oof
Non-stop nut November
And here I thought I could put in a suggestion for GTA 6, if it comes out.
So if you can hear me out.
this will get read by r* service just like your reports, tell me more
It's just that kids give r* more shark card sales
:/
Is there cross play on GTA online?
No
No
For the love of money is the root of all evil. 1 Timothy 6 : 10
True. And in turn, Take Two, as usual, gets the revenue from exploiting children.
Oh god why is there bible verses
Any good tips for money making?
Jesus is a poopy head
Cayocyocayocayocayo
Cayo
How do I do that quick job is not unlocked for me 8dk whh
Yep exactly lol
It's a heist
is it up
No
U need to grind to buy the kosatka submarine on warstock
it sounds like it's up
Go away
First time completion of the other Heists will get some good cash too
Its not
Pc is down
Buy a kosatka
Not consoles
okay thankw
Ye
The submarine is like 2.2 mil
Remember, Take Two is the parent conpany, the ones who corrupted Rockstar and 2K Games with the agenda of aganizingly slow grinds and microtransaction abuse.
Shouldn't be that hard, just do the weekly time trial, and go in the lfg channels to help with other ppls cayos/casino/doomsdays
whats weekly time trial worth?
300k
oh wow I havent done that
Best vehicle for this one is the shotaro i think
Bati should be ok
Personal preference tho
Its not the best but its not terrible
Ok
saw a really good run on that fancy bike with the far behind wheel too
Huh, i only play civ6, has 2k games also been corrupted?
It's no wonder a Take Two game became the first full-priced game to feature microtransactions, and to add insult to injury, they give paying players a HIGH advantage over the grinding players, making the game pay-to-win. Youl never have to guess what that game was.
Hakaru drag or smth
its disgusting rly @alpine tulip
Nightclub
I have it
sell it
NBA 2K games have been having loot boxes, and the list goes on
it all began with a little Horse Armor dlc in that elder scrolls oblivion game
Oh wow
Only if u have all businesses in the game
Nightclub is still good with cargo, weapons and countifoet cash
Nah I won’t
Ignore spelling I'm on mobile
Mk2 is the best for cayo preps ngl
its the best for anything
Its the best grinding vehicle
cuz its noob friendly and broken
Funny enough, after they had to reluctantly remove loot boxes from NBA 2K18 (thank EA for that Battlefront 2 controversy), they tried to convince their customers (including CHILDREN) to beg their local governments to allow loot boxes again.
2nd is sparrow
Lmao wow
its gambling rly
That sucks, hurts to see such a long franchise like civ to be ruined
Same with seeing the current state of gta
ea apparently wasnt able to ruin f1 games
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
after buying the franchise
Titanfall 2 is overrated the game is so half assed
overrated?
thats a good idea btw I always wanted to check that game out
on origin @-@ why does every company need their own store
Does anyone wanna play gta5 tomorrow uk time
You sure it will be up then? :D
I love rp
What is mk2 ?

he on playstation according to his icon
Oh righty then
My weeknd is almost over and it got wasted lol
you working tomoz?
Yea sadly
When will we able to play the game?
When the servers are up again
Hi
haha
Who here are rich
U
rich in gta?
Yes
not me
i have kosatka so it will be easy to get rich for me
Oh
yeah boi
easy solution
:((
buy a million shark cards
highly suggest to buy kosatka
but what if you want to oc 4 people?
the worst
Anyone’s game working?
Servers are down
console benefits
btw the ps5 is the ugliest piece of tech ive seen in a long long time
Yeah
Overhyped too, atleast Xbox has gamepass
Servers have been out for a day and still 0 response from Rockstar
well theyre grateful for our understanding
that's all we getting right??
is there gonna be a bonus for us waiting for over a day??
I was wondering if they at least check our daily objectives as finished, then I remembered its rock*
Tru
i'm just imagining what's gonna happen when the servers come up, everyone's gonna rush and the game's gonna lag to hell
Yeah
Its 21:39 for me so i will hopefully be sleeping when servers come up
So i can play without the lags tmrw
which region??
If they come up
cause it's 2:10AM for me atm, IST
Same
only if they come up, which i don't expect
Eu
I rly hope they will
Lets pray 
Pc online yet?
No
Pls can someone @ me when it comes up thx


yeah, in a parallel verse
now thats ironic, someone mentioned titanfall 2 earlier. was looking the state of it up and as it turns out some ddos'ing lowlifes ruin the multiplayer for that game and its more or less down as of now just like gtao.
Oh yeah it's basically run by hackers now, so much so that some of them ended up hacking Respawn(the company) and basically shutting down all the Apex legends servers
remarkable
I get the feeling this kind of stuff is feeding into a greater narrative of digital security
It just pains me how Respawn managed to fix a whole hack within a couple of hours but Rockstar is taking more than 24 hours for "maintenance"
ikr
-Gets harassed by another player in a GTA session.- "Mister player....Leave me alone" <Brain> 🎵 Bum bum bum bum 🎵
Gta still down?
yes i can't even play ofline
Dang Xbox and PlayStation perks
i think it has something to do with people cracking the triology
Wait what perks
they wouldnt just take away people's permission to play offline if it was server stuff
gta is not working on pc lol
Oooooh
not even offline mode
Like we can play When PC doesn’t work
Will any of y’all play with me
Omg it’s a miracle
How have you gotten so many tequilas😂
rng
you girl ?
...yea?
yup
Are the fkn servers still down ?
yeah and last status update was over 8 hours ago
Mr Rubio bouncing off his recent misery...
I do miss my german shephard mix ngl
Dogie
Folks, a naive yet genuine question: people do actually brag about KD free roam ratio on GTA?
havent witnessed that
some
Dogie
Interesting. I thought it was a meme until today
most people give 0 fucks for kd
Dogie
As any normal person should
but some put their life into having the highest kd possible with their mk2
but then when you fight em back they are trash
Dogie
Indeed
does mk2 get favorite bike bonus btw?
Dogie
Cause in a game like CoD...well, it at least makes some sense. anyways...people are weird sometimes
Dogie
Dogie
Ooooof
Dogie
Sit!
Dogie
You cat I dogie
Yes
Dogie
Cat
dont tell me this is fr furry stuff
I'm allergic. Lates
Dogie
No. It's not. Furry would mean some weird questionable things
Yes
Dogie
cod can be competitive
🦮🐕🐩🐕🦺🐕🦺
gta is just dumb broken to be taken seriously
if you take gta competitively you might need some change in your life tbh
Rip
Thats what #📣┃gta-weekly-news has
But social club says you get an extra 500k
For each act

I'm trying cmm with lvl 70 players
And they haven't done humans lab and series a
But they listened to me
We only restarted the game 2 times
I paid 130 pounds for a xbox controller so I can fly hellecopters better lmfaoo what is my life
Lol
You could have bought a 50 dollar controller
Didn't know it weighed that much
I know but the razor wolverine ultimate has nice rgb xD
Lmfao be a heavy controller xD
0erfect for gaming
Dunno much about xbox lol nobody buys it I don't hate xbox tho I love to play sea of thieves and have access to discord from a console
I like all consoles tbf but the controller for my pcaha
That's fucking heavy cD
Or normal 1
Wouldnt be able to lift the controller
You can use dc on xbox?
It's like a scuff its razor
Dc?
Yes you can
Discord
Ahhh nice I didnt even know that
That's why these are 2 reasons why I want xbox instead of ps
Discord and sea of thieves
Just posted the controller in #🗑the-garbage
It has like 8 extra buttons
I'll probs use like 1 of them xD
Theres trigger stoppers tho so you dont have to press the trigger all the way down
Bro leaked his address and name
Free scuff 
Ur albanian?
i only have xbox for forza and because all of my friends have one
Servers up yet?
no
wait like in cutscenes or in game
In game
huh
Is it back yet gta online?
No
thats common in gather intel
I've only ever heard them speak spanish tbh
Then you get dragged back to the airstrip, and the motorcycle never respawns.
I was trying to commit to spawn next to plane
Gta Back up yet on Pc?
No
No
I swear it’s about to be like 30 hour outage
In the meantime, you can either finish up with singleplayer content or play another game.
Or do whatever.
Work out, even.
Especially work out.
Yow are they fixing some glitches in game?
Don't count on it.
Speaking of GTA, what do you guys think about my idea in GTA 6 (if it eventually comes out) of being able to shoot pay phones, ATM's, etc., and money comes out of the wreckage?
GTA I've been waiting for you all day. My only day off ):
Yet i can go singleplayer i suppose and use the cheats lol
Have I? No.. lol
Are the servers still offline?
Yes
Fuck
Tempting
what are talking about? the servers work for me
how am I supposed to know what platform has its servers down? 
Check
is there a way?
Are the servers still down?
Answer the damn question
bro making me go to the website and shit wastin my time
i mean u can check on the server status chat
Bloody hell
guys are the servers still down 
guys
guys
guys
are they down
guys are the servers
are they....
are they down?
no
holy shit i knew it
lol
btw r they down
: )
thats what all these bitches sound like spamming it in chat
literally look at the channel under this one lmfao
yo
whats up?
just make the rockstar status site your homepage lol
what servers?
gta online servers
pc launcher
basically
your mom
wake up
rockstar messed up the online servers when the trilogy came out
and now a big portion of pc players can't play
the theory is that they shut down pc servers so they can serve console players
since console makes more money
lmfao
im pretty sure
it shut down without them wanting to
thats what it seemed like
maybe they know that their pc users are junkies and are driving up demand
or revenge for all the flack they got for their whatever, new and improved gtav
i forget what it's called
Night
lmfao?
No?
Gonna be you in a few mins
what is
does anyone know what kind of matience they are doing?
rockstar hasn't said shit
of course it was
im currenetly loading gta online...
no you're not
rockstar launcher updated and it seems like i can go online
let us know when you're playing
ok i cant post images here...
im in the loading screen with all the images of story mode people and it says loading online
let us know when you're playing
im gonna try as well
im still loading so maybe the servers are still offline idk
rockstar is doing better that yesterday at least
They are fixing gta trilogy first that is why it is taking them too long
if you're lying, i will hack you
my game crashed during the online loading so im booting it back up again
i will corrupt your IP address
i thought u said arm
arm too
bruh
ok im going to give it a try
i mean im loading into online
It worksssss
see
yep
LETS F GO
OMG YES
Nicee
we dont know each other lol
bro ive said it before im still attempting to load into it but ive logged into social club i havnt acctually played yet
im logged into my r* acc
FINALLY
can you not talk until you're playing?
ok im acctually logged in and playing
I'm logging on I hope this aint a joke cuz it wouldn't be funny anymore lol
Nice dude
Bruh its 1am for me and finally
OH SHIT
im so happy i was the first in the discord to see it was working
Nah i just checked website and it worked
yep
coil cyclone
same lol
We all talk bad abt the game but when we cant play it we are pissed
i joined and the first thing i hear is a call from simeon telling me to f ogg
off
so sad
it is working my dudes. once i'm too tired to play ofc
wait is the game back?
yes
lets go
once i'm faallingasleep at my chair lol
🚫 Gaming Assassin, that command is disabled in this channel.
Nice
Some dude on Twitter is saying Rockstar are giving people 500k but I just logged in and haven't got anything yet.
Idk
Yo somebody totally called the Servers going back online at 1 am
500k is not a lot nowdays
Yeah I could have made 4-5mil in the period we've been offline.
i could of made 10mil+ xD
500k is more than enough when i expect rockstar to give nothing
Some bug or glitch fix?
I could make 30 m with cayo b2b
probs just rockstar being salty over trilogy getting cracked
i accidentally started a street race with 3 laps instead of one, ugh
stop read the rules
Yeah I've only been playing like a month; I don't have all the businesses etc. yet.
i thought if i replay, the settings stay put
I didnt say anything

B2b doesnt mean just that
them crackers sure do move fast
Polly wants a Cracker, rockstar dont
you was clearly talking about that tho because you only make a extra 350/400k helping somone else with theres 😉
Ik what i was talking abt
im downloading hit man because why not wanna be stealthy
fucking hosts want 3 laps
faggio
lol
Lol
im at 5m too
I was thinking of scramjet
it's a good time to buy a facility if you don't have one
You can get a Sultan rs for doing the races anytime or only this week?
depends, I always sub then arcade
I wanna have some fun with it
Remember you cant use scramjet in heißt missions
can you use the batmobile, whatever it's called?
I also wanted to buy a nightclub so i could buy terobyte so i could put weapons on mk2
toreador can be used I think
can use toerado and the vigalanti tho
Ik that
ah that's right
If it can jump, you cant use it
I wasnt planning to use it on heists
im too drunk to grind street races right now
Just sayin
i'll wait until wednesdaay
toreador is great for hesit prep super fast
I feel you
i didn't expect pc to be up today
nah thats just sparrow and mk2 that are usefull lmfao
dooms day yes you do alot of driving preping for that so somthing fast always helps
can you store pegasus vehicles in facility?
you will like the toreador honestly its one my fav land vehicles
Ok i will think abt it
isn't deluxo better than toreador
dont think so can put tanks in there tho
deluxo is good but im talking speed
deluxo is slow compared to toreador
Yeh
toreador is the one that's a submarine right?
Yeah
the better stromberg? yea
yep the beter one out of the two
looks cool to and fires missles and can use boost on land witch makes it so fast
and takes like 4 missles
does the toreador let you do heists?
yep im pretty sure it does
gn
👍
interesting
does anyone know how much is to modify the opressor and the batmobile by adding missiles
Gn bro
Like 850k
bat mobile comes with missles pretty sure
yea
can also use bat mobile on heist preps which is funn
also
Cant believe r* fixed it before they get the Shitstorm they deserved
is the MOC and the Avenger the only ways to customize my toreador?
they fixed the servers already?
you can custimize it at los santos customs and auto shops to
really?
Think so
there was no shitstorm
yep
I thought high-end vehicles needed another workshop
Launcher is back online on #725383385647939714 but not sure about the game itself
not all
your lack of belief?
oh ok
toreador already comes with missles so its mostly looks and engine ect
look at you complaining when servers are up
yea but I need a vehicle workshop to add the shark camo livery
i only rememeber because i put mine blue and chrome and need to do it at the auto shop as i dont have chrome
nope pretty sure thats at auto shop
was for me
I spent time contemplating their practices
that's on you
anytime 🙂
Go drunk youre home
time to check out if the game works rn
i sorta don't wanna play because i need to complete 12 street races
im just trying to play other games tbf
In what time frame
hopefully i get to host them
trying to not play gta to much so i dont get bored
we have until thursday to get top 5 in 12 street races for sultan rs
no days-in-a-row
ill just buy it lmfao i already got in on xbox
I want that ride too
eh, i like free shit
Can Help you tomoz
same but idk i was like level 150 on xbox
came to pc
and had to do it alll again
so not been as motivated
oh yea game works
i like free games tho of prime gaming and epic games xD
How much is the Sultan rs if you just buy it
idk
Karin sultan rs clasic
$1,789,000
$1,341,750 (trade price)
Ty
whatever the tuner variant is
Sultan RS Classic Part of the Los Santos Tuners
I hate that you cant type a vehicle name in the search Bar of ingame Browser its inconvenient :D
the prize ride challenge can get knocked out fast if the race is set at 1-lap
but hosts don't do that
how do you guarantee that you're host?
I usually start in an invite only
start up a race from the pause menu
dafuk i just got a prompt saying I participated in rockstar promotion heres 500k
yeah i normally get host tbf
dont question it
you completed 4 heists
after the fleeca job
nice
when cayo gonna be double money
lol never
no one gives a shit about doomsday
LOL
was that not connected to the outage?
double money on cayo would crash the servers
black panther+double money= 🙂
r* cant afford that theyre only small indie dev
some of the doomsday prep missions are kinda BS and the infinitely spawning enemies on act 3 finally are a pain
Ive been playing since 2015 and have not once touched the doomsday dlc yet
only reason I like doomsday heist is because it gives discounts on cool vehicles like the deluxo or the ajhgkjfgai
witch ones i dont remeber enemys infiniatly spawning?
i've heard doomsday heist is a pain, but i don't want to skip on getting a facility for cheap even though i don't even know what it does
You could get like 5 mill per heist
i like dooms dsy i actually find it fun
anyone know the perks of owning a facility?
nothing
act 3 doomsday finally, when your trying to hack
lame
storage
Store good vehicles
doomsday
avenger
can facility store all warstock vehicles?
you can store the avenger in it
paleto bay sounds good
also
yes I think its the only place for the tank and avenger
hmm
owning a facility means being able to do doomsday prep
Will you ever do the doomsday heist
and by doing the prep you can get discounts on the cool vehicles like the deluxo or stromberg or an akula
doomsday heist doesn't seem that appealing though, but the storage sounds okay
not sure about the akula tho
oh ok
ehhhhh
I got the route 68 facility cause its close to mc businesses and aircraft spawns near it
then im tempted to get the one closest to downtown
Paleto bay is too far away for the preps
buy the wind farm one
yep, i don't like paleto bay anything
buy the cool one near casino
location does matter for facility, don't get the most expensive, pain in the ass getting up those roads
what i was thinking
i got it coz it has a cool way up to it xD
im never in paleto bay though
I personally use the Grand Senora Desert facility
like that its close to the air strip
do you have hangars there?

hanger at the military base so no stars when you do fly overs
This is cute
Set your spawn there
No u 
that too kinda free Lazers to steal
just got the ocelot pariah, that thing looks sweet
waste of money
No need to buy lazer really
Tru
nah, get a pariah
Pariah is the fastest car and can sometimes be used for time trials
I have a Krieger
krieger looks ugly
I use it for racing
Haven’t gotten new F1s yet
i dunno man, if pariah is on discount and you don't have one, you should get it, even if it's for collecting

How much is it?
i think after discount a bit less than a mill
Pariah is like 800k
on sale rn for 900 something
Pretty cheap
it's fun too so
you should own Krieger and Pariah for sure
rwd
$900 

what's the krieger competitor again?
Is P sports category?
krieger and ___
Krieger and emerus?
Faggio Sport and Machine Pistol is the way a true mafiosa does it 
i forget which is RWD and 4WD
Buy full price
i like discounts
rsx or emerus
Full price
no
not a fan of either, rsx bounces too much and emerus can be unstable












