🚔┃gta-discussion

[mental mural]

me controller

[burnt gale]

??

[late marsh]

It was the literal definition of guardian irony because the joke I was making was actually one of my own people

[burnt gale]

16

Hrs

[wintry heron]

wait u don't know?

[blissful plume]

As an insult, in the lines of "I'm not your father cause your mom didn't have change for a ten dollar bill..."

[wintry heron]

i'm here still

[burnt gale]

Nop

😅

[low flame]

i saw a comment on gta fb page that he cant log in 12hrs ago

[severe needle]

its still down

[late marsh]

There’s a pretty good one

[low flame]

the heck

[burnt gale]

👀

[wintry heron]

@burnt gale sent

[burnt gale]

Ye

[burnt gale]

Ok

[low flame]

maybe they are tracking who are those downloaded the crack of trilogy

[severe needle]

the trilogy is cracked?!??! WHAT

[low flame]

i dont trust sites with pirated games actually ..it might contain viruses

[burnt gale]

By shutting down Online

Ruined my Plans

Now if the servers come on

[finite skiff]

So this friend of mine is rather mildly annoyed over the fact that I am using the Kosatka as an approach vehicle for Cayo Perico.

he says that the Longfin is way better for navigating around the island for loot.

What do you think, guys? Longfin or Kosatka?

[burnt gale]

Wtf

Bro

[quasi wadi]

Gta online servers
Now my electricity

[burnt gale]

U picked

Gold

3-4

And the Main target

HOW much loot u need

More

:/

[finite skiff]

... not quite sure what you are talking about.

[burnt gale]

Bro

[quasi wadi]

[burnt gale]

[prime hawk]

[finite skiff]

...

[quasi wadi]

The things u loot for moni

[burnt gale]

Bro

Rubios Compound

[finite skiff]

yeah, but ... is the longfin better for when you're with friends?

[burnt gale]

If u want more fun then yes

[finite skiff]

because... I can't reach those storages when I am solo.

[burnt gale]

Ok

[finite skiff]

therefore I pick Kosatka since it's a direct way towards the drainage tunnel.

[burnt gale]

Ye

Also a Ez way to escape

[finite skiff]

to escape? I escape through the main dock.

[burnt gale]

👀

The kosatka is more ez

[odd cosmos]

oj

[burnt gale]

Loot Rubios compound and then go under water and done

[finite skiff]

even when I am solo?

[twilit plover]

choose longfin and main dock as entry and compound entry as tunnel and exit ocean way

[burnt gale]

Ye

[finite skiff]

But... the key cards...

[burnt gale]

Ez

[finite skiff]

you have to be two.

[burnt gale]

Nop

U can do it solo to

[finite skiff]

show me.

[burnt gale]

But some@times it will be a pain

😅

[covert vault]

With longfin it's faster to finish the heist than kosatka, but it's easier to get inside the compound using kosatka approach

[burnt gale]

If u don’t find the key from the first guard then kill@more

One time I didn’t get key card so I had to kill whole compound

👀

Even the jag

[covert vault]

Sometimes it's bugged and it doesn't spawn at all, it has happened for me few times

[burnt gale]

👀

It’s 0.001 chance

[covert vault]

Well, out of +280 heists it's happened me 2 or 3 times

[burnt gale]

Ok

[warm spruce]

when youre lucky but actually unlucky

[covert vault]

So closer to 1%.

[finite skiff]

hmmm... so you're absolutely sure I can actually open up the compound storages when going solo? And then pick longfin & main dock as entry point.

[burnt gale]

:/

U can pick

The drainage tunnel

[covert vault]

I think the solo door trick doesn'twork anymore

[warm spruce]

some still work

if u get someone in and they leave u can swipe card twice with no problems and the doors open

[burnt gale]

Are the servers still

Down

[warm spruce]

i think so

[burnt gale]

[covert vault]

Yeah, i know that, but 100% solo trick, wasn't it patched earlier this year?

[burnt gale]

Nop

[warm spruce]

yeah it was

[burnt gale]

My friend tried it day before yesterday and it worked

[warm spruce]

what???

[burnt gale]

And I was opening the door like a idiot

[covert vault]

I need proof, since i have the best setup, 2 paintings or two golds and bearer bonds

[burnt gale]

I will record when the servers are up

[covert vault]

If the solo door still works i could try to get the WR for the longest time

[burnt gale]

And I will send it in ur dm

[warm spruce]

oh theyre still down?

[burnt gale]

Yes

[warm spruce]

ffs

[finite skiff]

I'm gonna check out how to open the compound storages on youtube.

[burnt gale]

Ok

[late hollow]

[late marsh]

You need to people in order to open those doors both with a key card that is dropped from a random guard

[burnt gale]

Was it u who opened the door I forgot who it was

😅

[burnt gale]

With the trick

[late hollow]

which door??

[burnt gale]

In cayo

[late hollow]

nope..

[burnt gale]

Oh no

It’s not u

Really

I have my R Launcher on

👀

Ok

Noice

[finite skiff]

So you have to glitch...

[low flame]

still down

[warm spruce]

yeah

[finite skiff]

... ... I am not pleased.

[burnt gale]

Mostly if u struggle finding the key then

[burnt gale]

Ah shit here we go again

[finite skiff]

But... You CAN'T open the compound storages EVEN if you have the two keycards when going solo!

[burnt gale]

Wat?

Who is it

Said that

[finite skiff]

me, I tried it a few times before!

[burnt gale]

👀

Bro

U mean where coke Is stored

Right

[finite skiff]

Don't you "bro" me, I tried!

[late marsh]

Because you need two people to simultaneously open the same door at the same time

[finite skiff]

the GOLD storages.

[burnt gale]

:/

[burnt gale]

😫

Ur a legend

[finite skiff]

That's what I mean! But they tell me I can still open them solo!

[late marsh]

You were able to a while ago with a glitch but they recently patched it about two weeks ago

[burnt gale]

Bro I did it solo

[finite skiff]

THANK you for straightening this out!

[late marsh]

The glitch was so long as you were leaning against the door you were able to point in aim in the walk backwards into the room but they recently patched it so that the door no longer has the physics to be pushed like that

[burnt gale]

Yup

But i did the key card one solo

[finite skiff]

Seriously, why didn't you expalin this to me, Sashanoob? Instead of going "bro" all the time?!

[burnt gale]

Ah shot

Here we go again

[finite skiff]

... You're fucked up...

[burnt gale]

Bro

[quasi wadi]

💀

[burnt gale]

U can do it without a teammate

I mean open the gold one

[finite skiff]

@late marsh Thank you, again.

[burnt gale]

….

[late marsh]

Imagine giving a short comprehensive and easy to understand explanation

Which is why you should always ask grinders and or glitchers for advice on whatever the hell you need at this game

[burnt gale]

I am out

[finite skiff]

Sad that you don't know which one is which in here.

[cedar crane]

is the server back?

[burnt gale]

No

Simple

[wintry heron]

is anybody having difficulties with their rockstar launcher on pc?

[burnt gale]

Swipe right One

Then go

Swipe left

There u go

The fucking door is open

[late marsh]

I mean the grinders are pretty easy to find you just ask which one in the room is a grinder and which is the most effective means of making money

[cedar crane]

all of us

[burnt gale]

Everyone is

Even the cockroach

In my house

Has the issue

[cursive yoke]

rockstar server made of trash can

[wintry heron]

lemme guess, r* fked up with their definitive edition release?

[burnt gale]

Indeed

[burnt gale]

Yes

[finite skiff]

as long as I don't find trollers to piss on my parade, then sure.

[wintry heron]

i had the day off school today, was hoping to grind cayo heist :/

[covert vault]

@burnt gale you really didn't understand the door glitch what i asked for.

[hoary dome]

And griefers

[tired flare]

perfect example of big money corrupting big time. were witnessing the downfall of every big industry, they dont give a hoot anymore

[covert vault]

Full solo NO KEYS door glitch, is that clear enough?

[burnt gale]

No

Not that

[covert vault]

That is patched as far as i know

[quasi wadi]

Same but I wanted to grind something else 🥲

[burnt gale]

I was not talking about that

[wintry heron]

isn't tgg on pc too?

[cursive yoke]

yes

[wintry heron]

that means he can't record..

[burnt gale]

I was saying that I did the swiping without a teammate

[wintry heron]

oh yeah, since facilites are on discount atm, where should i buy a facilty?

[cursive yoke]

wait when will gta online ps3 removed?

[late marsh]

I mean all you need to do is just deny the industries of your money and wait for them to crumble but unfortunately there are a lot of people who are really stupid impulsive will always buy their shit

[tired flare]

@burnt gale but you have to start up the heist with another player to do that dont you?

[wintry heron]

i think it gets removed on christmas maybe?

[burnt gale]

Nop

I started it solo

[cursive yoke]

worst. Christmas. ever.

[quasi wadi]

I'm don't think even buying a facility is worth it

[wintry heron]

yeah im pretty sure it's somewhere in december

[cursive yoke]

if you have friends, go for it

[tacit cypress]

Dont tell me gta is still down

[covert vault]

Ok, I wont

[cursive yoke]

if you dont well, you might get stress from it

[burnt gale]

If u don’t how can u play doomsday and if y don’t play it How can u buy many things

[wintry heron]

hmm, main reason id get one would be avenger

[tired flare]

guys, dont tell him

[burnt gale]

What

[tacit cypress]

Wait no tell me

[odd cosmos]

alo

[tacit cypress]

TELL ME

[wintry heron]

well you'd also have fun doing doomsday if you have friends

[burnt gale]

The f server is still down

[wintry heron]

no friends

[odd cosmos]

wat

[wintry heron]

[burnt gale]

Ayo I am here

[wintry heron]

cause im only like rank 26 atm and nobody wants to play with me lol

[covert vault]

I am also interested to see if the key glitch works full solo, so when you can, send video to that @burnt gale

[quasi wadi]

Do u already have arcade and kosatka

[tacit cypress]

[wintry heron]

oh and none of your friends play gta?

they do, but on consoles

[covert vault]

Yes, why you asking?

[quasi wadi]

Oh

[burnt gale]

I don’t think so it’s a glitch

I did cayo yesterday

[cursive yoke]

what the fuck is the key glitch yall talking bout

[wintry heron]

oh well i'd help you if i still played gta

[quasi wadi]

Coz they are both going on discount the next two weeks

[burnt gale]

Idk

[tired flare]

so its not exactly a repeatable thing is it

[wintry heron]

i mean, im not really in need of help, i already have enough capabilites to do cayo heists on my own

[burnt gale]

Same

[covert vault]

Well, you shouldn't even get the "swipe the keycard" prompt when doing solo. So yeah, i would classify it as glitch

[wintry heron]

i was bout to to madrazo files today

but guess not

[wintry heron]

yeah cayo is easy but i was thinking of doomsday

doomsday needs 4 players

[cursive yoke]

doomsday is hell

[wintry heron]

nah

unless ULP gets glitched

how are theres ppl that can play gta v on pc wth

[burnt gale]

If u need a teammate to swipe key card why the f will the game allow u to play On the compound

[wintry heron]

the only real reason id get a facility is because of the avenge

since im a huge aircraft geek

[odd cosmos]

anyone

[burnt gale]

Chaos

[odd cosmos]

find any way

to fix gta error

[tired flare]

@wintry heron as far as I know, some ppl can only play story mode. servers are ded

[burnt gale]

U serious

[cursive yoke]

idk wait another day

[wintry heron]

i cant play storymode for som reason

i legit deleted r* launcher 4 times yesterday

[burnt gale]

Oh

[covert vault]

Because there is multiple possible ways to do the heist solo too, not just open the keycard doors solo?

[wintry heron]

then i read the twitter

it just kick me out of gta v

[burnt gale]

👀

[tired flare]

me neither but I dont care to

[burnt gale]

….

Did u read full?

[wintry heron]

then reinstalled gta too, which took 2.5 hrs

[strong bear]

Hopefully servers will be back up in few hours

[wintry heron]

yeah

[odd cosmos]

yes bru there are some rare peoples who found some way

[wintry heron]

imagine if theyre down just for som update lmfao

anybody play from epic games launcher?

[burnt gale]

Oh

[tired flare]

yeah the problem aint on your end bronze bazooka

[wintry heron]

ik

[burnt gale]

[strong bear]

Yeah

[tired flare]

but they give that cryptic error code to let you doubt yourself instead of admitting their servers are down

[wintry heron]

down to play some rocket league? even tho i suck at it

[tired flare]

"maintenance" sure

[wintry heron]

more like

[quasi wadi]

I was playing through steam the gtaV story mode

[wintry heron]

get children impatient and make them cry

[burnt gale]

Is it Free?

[strong bear]

I cant rn mby later?

[wintry heron]

yea

[quasi wadi]

Was working fine

[wintry heron]

its free on epic games to download

[covert vault]

Yes, but this is stupid text-based conversation and tens of other rows that does not help to follow the conversation

[wintry heron]

i actually got gta last year when it was free on epic games for a lil bit

[wintry heron]

i can play rocket league, i also kinda suck rn but i used to be plat

[burnt gale]

U sure

[wintry heron]

only started playing 1 week ago

[tacit jungle]

gta still down?

[wintry heron]

yessir

[tacit jungle]

smh

[burnt gale]

I started playing online at September and I am still lvl 56

😭

[strong bear]

I didnt see it was free so i bought premium edition while it was on discount with a coupon for 5$

[wintry heron]

i recently had won the 3.5m sharkcard from a giveaway

[strong bear]

Nice

[burnt gale]

👀

[wintry heron]

and i spent it on ceo office, kosatka

[tired flare]

kosatka is best investment

[burnt gale]

U can buy a ceo office for free

Btw

If u have

[wintry heron]

i dont have the premium edition

[covert vault]

Not if you have only the game

[burnt gale]

Oh

[wintry heron]

cause the normal was free

[burnt gale]

Ok

[burnt gale]

Ok

[quasi wadi]

On steam now ur only able to get premium edition

[wintry heron]

im pretty sure the premium edition was free

it was?

[quasi wadi]

U can't get normal

[wintry heron]

lemme check eq

[covert vault]

I also had some package for the PC version, bought it years ago when it was on sale for like 5€

[quasi wadi]

Damn

[wintry heron]

damn i got the regular for 10 euros

[burnt gale]

I gtg bye bye

[covert vault]

Took me over 7 years to start to play online on PC :)

[burnt gale]

Meet u guys at a car meet When the servers up

:D.

[odd cosmos]

bru wait

[wintry heron]

Yeah, i checked and i have the prem edition, but i haven't got my 1m yet

[odd cosmos]

lets find a wy

way

[burnt gale]

?

Ok

[quasi wadi]

Bye

[wintry heron]

damn cockstar stupid

maybe when servers are back up ill get my money?

[wintry heron]

maybe idk

[strong bear]

I got it in first 72 hrs

[wintry heron]

your pfp a r32?

[wintry heron]

yes

[wintry heron]

lucky

[quasi wadi]

U should get an email saying criminal enterprise starter pacc

[wintry heron]

yeah i did

it said wait 7-10 days

[quasi wadi]

Oh well

[wintry heron]

its been 8

[wintry heron]

oh that means like a few months

yeah 100%

at least thats how it was for me

[tired flare]

I love how all servers are running except for pc

[wintry heron]

hah, gottem

[strong bear]

1m is even not that much

[wintry heron]

yeah because of "maintenance"

[wintry heron]

for a beginner like him it is

[strong bear]

Ik

[wintry heron]

oh yeah, last week i bought the insurgent pickup when it was on sale. good investment?

[strong bear]

Yes

[odd cosmos]

i got some millions

[quasi wadi]

Not rlly but the free bunker clubhouse and cash factory is

[strong bear]

If u have friend to pla, with

I got 6m

[tired flare]

btw: favorite colour money green (paper) I been on the grind since I was in the 7th grade

[quasi wadi]

Yes ig

[wintry heron]

it was under the trade price in normal no sale time, so i got it

[strong bear]

Nice

[quasi wadi]

Cool

[wintry heron]

now just gotta get a good bunker (not in trash pololoita bay)

and moc

[quasi wadi]

Paleto bay should be free

[wintry heron]

when you get the money get chumash bunker

[quasi wadi]

If u got premium

[wintry heron]

its a trash location

[wintry heron]

its shit

i did a sell mission and out of 3 vehicles i lost 2 cause time went out

[quasi wadi]

Ye ig but I made my moni mostly from there

[soft onyx]

I have the criminal enterprise pack and I had to buy the paleto bay one

[strong bear]

Now days

[quasi wadi]

Sad

[strong bear]

Nothing rly matters exept the kosatka

[quasi wadi]

I always sell before I hit 100k

[wintry heron]

yeah. only good source of income unless

[quasi wadi]

Eh ig

[wintry heron]

in the new december update they add a new heist

with an even bigger payout

[quasi wadi]

arcade too if u got friends

[strong bear]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

casino heist most fun heist imo

[odd cosmos]

bru how to get friends in gta online

[wintry heron]

ive done 1 cayo, thats it 🤣

[odd cosmos]

i was tired of playing solo

[quasi wadi]

And then a 5 mil supercar💀

[strong bear]

Cayo is easiest heist

[quasi wadi]

U can go to the lf chats

Many people there want players

[wintry heron]

and the price of everything else goes up

[tired flare]

try to connect in chat (and discord f.e.) and add them on social club

[wintry heron]

10 mil t20 progen deluxe, pure gold

[strong bear]

In 1 hr u get 1.5m

Thats a lot

[wintry heron]

and luxor deluxe deluxe even more deluxe than the deluxe, so 50 mil

yes

[odd cosmos]

recommend best expensive super car

bru

[strong bear]

In casino heist u get 1.2m a hour but only with a friend

[wintry heron]

yacht deluxe 100m

yeah

[quasi wadi]

Na na depresor mark 3
15mil built in orbital cannon

[wintry heron]

oppressor mk3

[tired flare]

c o n t e n t

[wintry heron]

yessir

[soft onyx]

No

[wintry heron]

fr tho they gotta nerf the b11 plane

[strong bear]

[wintry heron]

and mk2 deluxe

its ment to be good air to ground, not good at dogfight

[quasi wadi]

Karin Kuruma armoured mark 2
17 mil

[wintry heron]

6 mil

but its the opposite way around

[tired flare]

the ocelot pariah is on sale btw, I hear its gud

[strong bear]

Bruh i wish they remove homing m. from mk2

[wintry heron]

its got a weak cannon and very good dogfighting capabilities

[quasi wadi]

Oh damn

[wintry heron]

i was gonna correct you but you did it yourself

[quasi wadi]

Hehe

[wintry heron]

i think its the fastest accelerating car maybe

[quasi wadi]

No car with highest top speed I think

[wintry heron]

ah ight

[odd cosmos]

i got kuruma

already

[quasi wadi]

I think it ranked 86/128 in the super/sports car (acceleration)

[tired flare]

I hear its got good all around acceleration not dependant on track like others

[wintry heron]

i heard the normal kuruma is bullet proof cause of a rockstar mistake

so instead of fixing it, they made it 800k LOL

[strong bear]

Yeah

You put some livery on it i think

[tired flare]

so its more expensive than armored version?

[wintry heron]

yeah

[soft onyx]

Can i still get diamonds in the casino heist ?

[tired flare]

and you can drive-by 360degrees?

[wintry heron]

the normal price, but the trade price is somewhere around 100k i think

[strong bear]

But this is completly bulletproof

[twilit plover]

wait on diamond event show up with 2x money

[soft onyx]

When is it ?

[strong bear]

Should i buy nightclub?

[twilit plover]

well if not diamond event will do 2x money on normal targets

[soft onyx]

Depends

[wintry heron]

go for it, but when its on sale maybe

cause its like heissts month, and items related to heist dlcs are on discounts

[strong bear]

I only want to buy it so i could buy terobyte so i can put weapons on mk2

Ik

[wintry heron]

this week is doomsday, last was original heists

[strong bear]

I got 6m

Ik

[wintry heron]

maybe next week casino?

[soft onyx]

In that case buy it @strong bear

[twilit plover]

i dont do act 3 finale with randoms everone dies on hacking part

[strong bear]

Ok

[odd cosmos]

wat u mean mark 2

[tired flare]

btw research time is 50% faster I think

[odd cosmos]

its a normal kuruma rait?

[strong bear]

I hope next week is cayo

It would be op

[wintry heron]

diamonds gonna be before

cayo will be last week

[twilit plover]

i use normal kuruma since windows got bulletproof

[strong bear]

Atleast 1.5x

[wintry heron]

ok time to eat some cheerios for breakfast

[odd cosmos]

can i make my normal kuruma to Karin Kuruma armoured mark 2 ?

[quasi wadi]

Mark 2 doesn't exist

I was just kidding

[strong bear]

Rockstar didnt update servis status page for 90min

[quasi wadi]

Not surprised

[strong bear]

Hopefully servers are coming up in next few hrs

[tired flare]

imagine kuruma mk2 thatd be kinda sweet

[twilit plover]

bruh is 16h right now still server are down !

[tired flare]

the car is plain fun

[strong bear]

For me its 13:25

[quasi wadi]

Ngl it would probably become like the depresser mk 2

[tired flare]

😄

depressor good one

[quasi wadi]

Or maybe the deluxo or toreader

But armoured

[tired flare]

just bough the toreador the other day and im kinda underwhelmed tbh

[quasi wadi]

Agreed

[tired flare]

cant rly handbrake corners

[quasi wadi]

Probably coz of the price tag

[tired flare]

ye

its sweet for boosting down the streets and shooting chasing cops tho

[strong bear]

I dont think servers are down for an update

[quasi wadi]

But if u can get that car for discount it's really fun

Especially the boosts

[tired flare]

its fun and all just dont rly dig the handling

I tried to let it break out easier but didnt rly work yet

you know putting neon lights and bumper to the front

trying to shift the balancing

[real yacht]

Hello

[wintry heron]

wasnt like roblox down for 3 days like 2 weeks ago

i have a little brother and he was crying lol

[real yacht]

Don’t go to #💬┃gorilla-chat they are super toxic there

But that’s half of the people there

[hollow glen]

Are pc servers up yet?

[wintry heron]

no

[hollow glen]

It’s been sooo long lmfaooo

[tired flare]

yeah and no communication

the lack of care is baffling

[alpine tulip]

Why do I feel like the 3D Universe remasters look like something that could easily be done with mods to the originals?

[wintry heron]

can everybody agree that the gta 4 theme is a MASTERPIECE

[alpine tulip]

Yes

[tired flare]

I hear they deleted all player-made mods for the original trilogy

[soft onyx]

Technically yes

[strong bear]

Niko Belic man from my country

[tired flare]

@wintry heron agree

[burnt gale]

I am back

Is the server up?

[short lake]

Are servers back online

[static shuttle]

No

[burnt gale]

[twilit plover]

server are on dump

its been 16h

[alpine tulip]

True. Not that the remasters look objectively bad. I just feel like more could've been done to polish things up without completely changine the tone of the games.

[static shuttle]

Iv played 22% of story mode already

[burnt gale]

I have completed it

[static shuttle]

I am replaying it

[burnt gale]

Same

Tired :/

[static shuttle]

Same :/

[tired flare]

the remasters werent even made by the same studio

[strong bear]

Idk but i fell Online is so much more fun then SP

Idk

[tired flare]

I feel the same about story mode

its so depressingly cynical

[strong bear]

Yeah

[alpine tulip]

True

[wintry heron]

Server running?

[burnt gale]

No

[tired flare]

xD

[burnt gale]

I am going to delete the game

[tired flare]

theres no substitute tho

[wintry heron]

Gonna ask for refund

[static shuttle]

Gl

[pale sky]

do yall have patience lol

[burnt gale]

Yes

Waiting for the game for fucking 17 hrs

[strong bear]

Its been 17 hrs

[twilit plover]

not worth of delet bro cuz is a 104gb game

[nocturne tapir]

Are servers running in gta in pc

[burnt gale]

Ye

[strong bear]

He was joking

[burnt gale]

I won’t

[burnt gale]

No

[burnt gale]

I am serious

[nocturne tapir]

Rockstar Gayms - New Name For Assholes

[junior anvil]

Servers still aint up ?

[burnt gale]

Yes

[static shuttle]

*old

[burnt gale]

Nop*

[tired flare]

no links allowed?

[burnt gale]

Nop

[late hollow]

[short lake]

Man wtf how long do we have to wait

[alpine tulip]

The muted color grading is probably one of the things that accentuate the gritty tone of the game, compared to the colorful and cartoony graphics of the previous games.

[wintry heron]

Probably rockstar didn't pay their staff thats why

[burnt gale]

More 24 hrs

[strong bear]

They didnt update service status page for 2 hrs

[tired flare]

punch in support.rockstargames servicestatus

[burnt gale]

[short lake]

🥵

[burnt gale]

👀

[quasi wadi]

darkviperAU posted a rant on Rockstar

[short lake]

Lmao fk rockstar

[tired flare]

well gta 4 was pretty grey too but it wasnt as cynical

[quasi wadi]

It had realism

[burnt gale]

I will bring out my drone and research more what’s going inside the fucking Server room

👀

[quasi wadi]

I used to play a bit on my cousins old ass pc

[burnt gale]

Ok

[short lake]

Xd

[burnt gale]

Serious bro

Not joking

I will be back

[short lake]

@quasi wadi nic pfp

[burnt gale]

Ayo

[wintry heron]

I gotta do atlest 15 perico today rockstar fucked it up

[quasi wadi]

Lel

[burnt gale]

All the fucking staff people are chilling

We have waste our 16 hrs again

[quasi wadi]

Ay maybe the staff are on strike

[burnt gale]

[tired flare]

I dont know about the character swapping either. in gta 4 at first I was a little disappointed for the lack of eating / working out part but 1 character worked better for me than 3

[burnt gale]

I will go back to my house or I will get caught

I will be back

Bye

[wintry heron]

Don't do drugs man

i can't play gta story mode even

[junior anvil]

Lol

[wintry heron]

Same bruh

[tired flare]

its 2021 games are live service :))

[magic nymph]

when the server will be fine again

[burnt gale]

Ayo I am back

[wintry heron]

anybody reccomend some free games on epic/steam

[junior anvil]

Why not?

[burnt gale]

How’s the chat been??

[burnt gale]

Wtf

[magic nymph]

spilitgame

[wintry heron]

Cs go

cause when the issue first happened, i deleeted my rockstar launcher and reinstalled

i got logged out my acc

[burnt gale]

Forkite

[wintry heron]

now i cant log back in

[pale sky]

apex/tf2

[tired flare]

league of legends >:D

[burnt gale]

Far cry 5

[wintry heron]

Same brain

Is gta online back?

[burnt gale]

No

[junior anvil]

No

[burnt gale]

The staff are smoking

I mean

Chilling

[junior anvil]

Ye they high af

[wintry heron]

Haah probably gtatriology realese affect them

[burnt gale]

:))

Ye

[tired flare]

high on money

[woeful canopy]

Wa

[late hollow]

[burnt gale]

Yes

[junior anvil]

[burnt gale]

One of the idiot Staff mem throwing food in The trash can

[short lake]

@pale sky lmao ur pfp

[wintry heron]

is anybody here a car person?

[burnt gale]

Me

[lime whale]

Yeah.

[pale sky]

?

[wintry heron]

how bout r* adds a veilside kit for rx7

[junior anvil]

Ye

[burnt gale]

Me here who

Buys Zentorno 5 times

👀

[wintry heron]

Yeah i love windsor

liberty wlk for retro custom

[pale sky]

no im a human person

[short lake]

@pale sky wut i mean is ur pfp is funny

[wintry heron]

and rwb style wang for comet reto

[burnt gale]

No I am a alien

[wintry heron]

ive been a car person since i was 5

@weak flume how are you enjoying the game so far? :)

[burnt gale]

I c

[wintry heron]

ive always wanted to own a rx7

[wintry heron]

So u got it in present tense

[short lake]

@wintry heron status 💯

[pale sky]

funny? funny how?

[livid solstice]

aye yo when they gonna finish maintenance?

[wintry heron]

21 21 21

[strong bear]

In 2 years

[short lake]

@pale sky that cat in a cap 😂

[wintry heron]

netflix time

[junior anvil]

Just give up on gtai

[burnt gale]

Bro

[wintry heron]

ping me when servers back up

[burnt gale]

Are the servers up

[pale sky]

funny like im a clown?

[mental mural]

servers bec?

[burnt gale]

[livid solstice]

man i was gonna start the doomsday heist today
just finished my exams and came today

but now i gotta wait'

[wintry heron]

im just gonna watch netflix

[mental mural]

sad

[burnt gale]

I can feel@ur pain

[junior anvil]

Sad life man

[wintry heron]

i have the day off school today, i just had a huge test week

[short lake]

No

[burnt gale]

I am gonna eat some snacks

[mental mural]

i played an hour and half of battelfeild 5 rage quited

[pale sky]

funny like im suppose to amuse you?

[strong bear]

Doomsday heists are not worth it

Just do cayo

[wintry heron]

but fun to do

[strong bear]

Yeah

[mental mural]

coz the ai npc r so god damm difficult

[wintry heron]

they have aimbot

[short lake]

Just ignore me and chill

[mental mural]

and my friend is leaving to another placed we decided to play gtao and this shit

[tired flare]

GTAo npcs the same tho?

[cedar crane]

is it back online?

[strong bear]

But cayo is more fun for me bcs u can use any aproach

[mental mural]

ye

[strong bear]

No

[mental mural]

repetitive after a while

[strong bear]

Yeah

But there is a lot staff to do

U can use agressive or sneaky aproach

[short lake]

[wintry heron]

The cat is trying its best, what's wrong with you? @short lake

[pale sky]

yeah @short lake

[tired flare]

Cat knows that fashion is endgame

[short lake]

Tell that to the person who is recording that shit and not helping it get rid of that hat

[twilit plover]

when i choose main door on aggrssive i get no cutseen

[pale sky]

for your information my friend thats wearing the hat likes it

dont assume stuff you know

[strong bear]

Idk

I normally just go in sneaky

[wintry heron]

Yea Dignity

I thot it was a good hat

[short lake]

So why tf u saying its struggling

[wintry heron]

I actually think that the ⬛ 🟧 cameraman gets like cum in his face and mouth or wat

[quasi wadi]

Rogue company

[sour spear]

I think the main reason why double money is only on act 3 is because of the bogdan glitch 💀

[twilit plover]

yeah

[pale sky]

i didnt say it struggled

[haughty fiber]

sameeee

[short lake]

Bro I'm out of this cat chat @wintry heron

[pale sky]

[wintry heron]

[short lake]

[mental mural]

[short lake]

@mental mural yo

[cedar crane]

is it back?

[mental mural]

yo

[short lake]

Can't talk about glitches here

[strong bear]

Ik but they talked abt bogdan glitch

[haughty fiber]

i wish it had suicide doors soo bad

[mental mural]

wtf

[quasi wadi]

Don't think so

[strong bear]

[short lake]

Doors with arena war spikes

[mental mural]

lol

imagine having door

[quasi wadi]

Lmao

[mental mural]

this was to represent homeless ppl

aint no one standing fr them

do ur part support homeless ppl

[short lake]

Ok

[tired flare]

Give hat to homeless cat

[wintry heron]

oh yeah, when pc servers are back up, can anybody do 12 street races with me?

cause the sultan classic is the prize ride

[short lake]

I'm gonna start using bst , everyone using bst now a days and killing with 1 shot

[spice adder]

Yea i need to do races too

[wintry heron]

great, cause I really wanna get a sultan classic

looks hawt

[spice adder]

Me too

[short lake]

@spice adder gift me some shark card it will help rockstar

[spice adder]

Gifting u wont help rockstar in any way

Buy them

[nocturne tapir]

For those who are unaware, pc players will have to wait 5-7 hours minimum

[spice adder]

When the server went down?

[nocturne tapir]

More than 6 hours ago

[short lake]

No

Its been more then 16 hrs

[spice adder]

I was thinking about hoping online then i found out servers are down

[nocturne tapir]

That's what I said by more than 6 hours

[short lake]

U said 6 and i 16 how they are same lol

[wintry heron]

Bruh whats happening are they fixing something in game or its just the server?

[tired flare]

Almost 18 hours

[twilit plover]

i dont know why is takeing so long

[spice adder]

Oppressor mk3 update coming

[twilit plover]

no please no

[wintry heron]

Mk3? Tf

[twilit plover]

op mk 2 is a lot anoying

[wintry heron]

Where tf did you get that from

[tired flare]

Someone said it might have to do with unlicensed music hidden in trilogy files dunno

[spice adder]

Oppressor mk3

[haughty fiber]

and what does that have to do with gta online?

[spice adder]

Only r* knows

[tired flare]

Yeah

[burnt gale]

Ayo are the

Servers up?

[burnt gale]

and useful when ur fucked up

While doing preps

[twilit plover]

yeah for travel is good

but players useing it for troll and griefing

[haughty fiber]

or when you are a pussy

[tired flare]

If they avoid paying for some lawsuit and dont care for community Service sounds like r* to me

[burnt gale]

Yes

[burnt gale]

:-

Bro

[short lake]

He's jk chill

[wintry heron]

Ye

[spice adder]

Why did u tell him?

[short lake]

So he don't leave gta in fear of mk3 coming

[wintry heron]

Whats mk3?

[haughty fiber]

a joke

[wintry heron]

Jk

[haughty fiber]

not happening

[nocturne tapir]

Fuck Online
Everyone play OHKO mode of singleplayer

[haughty fiber]

ohko?

[tired flare]

Check out darkviperAU Chaos run thats pretty fun

One hit KO

[wintry heron]

Rockstar have target to hit 24 hours i guess

[tired flare]

24 hours without explaining?

they can do it

[spice adder]

That's what they do

[wintry heron]

i wanna play gta v 😭

[haughty fiber]

R* are the only people who would leave something as controversial as the mk2 exist in their game

[shut sorrel]

It’s been down the whole day

[sick dawn]

servers up?

[haughty fiber]

they are on a whole new level on being pieces of shit

[shut sorrel]

They need to release content into the game

[tired flare]

lol @ red redemption being on sale on steam, gathering bad review for unplayable

[haughty fiber]

next month we get a new dlc

[sick dawn]

nah man

[mental mural]

hallo

[haughty fiber]

they actually need to remove stuff from the game

[shut sorrel]

Hello

[shut sorrel]

Like?

[spice adder]

Hillo

[strong bear]

[sick dawn]

i wanna play

[haughty fiber]

they have a lot of bad shit in the game

[haughty fiber]

futuristic stuff

[mental mural]

kaguya san?

[strong bear]

Like that👆

[spice adder]

We need mk3

[sick dawn]

oppresor mark 2 and orbital cannon

[strong bear]

Noooo eay

[haughty fiber]

jetpack, deluxo, mk2

[blissful plume]

I think they should revamp some business rather than excluding anything

[strong bear]

Nsh

[shut sorrel]

Orbitital cannon is ok

It’s expensive

[spice adder]

Definitely not

[sick dawn]

there is a glitch

[tired flare]

they need dedicated servers, anti-cheat, better launcher, different servers for types of play, less grindy cash making, ...

[haughty fiber]

its way more realistic than deluxo and mk2

thats enough for me

[spice adder]

People use orbital gltich. It doesnt cost any money

[sick dawn]

modders dont care

bout money

[mental mural]

tryhards as well

[shut sorrel]

Modders are a different story

[strong bear]

Its rly not abt grinding now with cayo

[sick dawn]

yeah

[tired flare]

yeah but its not cool to only have 1 viable option to make cash

[shut sorrel]

My friend played with a modder

Casino heist

[tired flare]

well, 2. shark cards

[shut sorrel]

125 percent

[mental mural]

p2p servers r trash

[shut sorrel]

Lmao

[tired flare]

yup

[mental mural]

dude csgo has much better anti cheat than gtao

[tired flare]

imagine actually being able to spectate your friend driving and not flopping around crashing into everything then resetting back on the road

[mental mural]

yea

[cursive crescent]

does anyone know what eror code 6000.87 means. i can t play any rockstar games

[haughty fiber]

[tired flare]

pc servers are down since 18 hours

[cursive crescent]

still

[mental mural]

[blissful plume]

I think R* does not act as they could against cheaters cause they work nicely for them in a certain way

[wintry heron]

maybe someone destroy the system room on rockstars studio lmao

[shut sorrel]

Lmao

[spice adder]

Rockstar server is down. So no games. Go see grass

[shut sorrel]

They would have backup servers

[mental mural]

maybe someone tried to rob r* again

[wintry heron]

of

ofc

[blissful plume]

LOL

[wintry heron]

they earn over a billion dollar

[haughty fiber]

they put lots of effort into removing gender swap glitches from the game

[shut sorrel]

Wonder why

[mental mural]

dude i wanted to play rdr2 ahhh

[tired flare]

more like someone got so fkked up that they couldnt handle the way to the toilet and pissed all over the serverfarms control panel

[haughty fiber]

i hope they got it

[wintry heron]

i cant wait for gta 6

they prob an app to watch porn in it lmao

[spice adder]

U can wait

[blissful plume]

Nice example. Gender swap should be a vanilla feature, but nope...it's where they think there is problem...

[haughty fiber]

so if you want to change your gender, you need to start a new character and grind it all out again

[wintry heron]

cannot

[haughty fiber]

or buy shark cards

[mental mural]

gotta sticker bomb my laptop headphones and controller

not my mouse tho

black mouse sexy

[tired flare]

yeah its basically a freemium game

[spice adder]

Buy shark card. Help poor Rockstar

[wintry heron]

buy shak card

get money to buy the sub

[mental mural]

yea so they can trouble pc players like this

[haughty fiber]

i wish someone would do a terrorist attack to their hq

[wintry heron]

do the replay glitch

[spice adder]

They are so poor they cant fix server

[shut sorrel]

No

[haughty fiber]

mass shooter or some shit

[weak flume]

I was at work the whole day

[mental mural]

yea

[spice adder]

Buu shark card quickly

[shut sorrel]

No

[mental mural]

every pc player to r* r u 4 realllllll in mattoo voice

[tired flare]

they holding the servers hostage until we buy x amount of megalodon cards haha

[lone vine]

Anyone know why it's taking so long

[wintry heron]

someone steal they system files

[haughty fiber]

r* fucked up gta v because they wouldnt be able to make antrhing better for gta 6

[spice adder]

People dont buy enough shark cards thats why

[haughty fiber]

so now they have super low expectations

[wintry heron]

gta 6

[tired flare]

if you think about it rly its our fault

[lone vine]

Why should they when they've got Cayo replay glitch 😏

[haughty fiber]

is it?

[wintry heron]

man gta v is only abt doing cayo replay glitch lmfaooo

[spice adder]

Rockstar is very poor. They need shark card sale money to fix the server

[haughty fiber]

i never asked for flying almost godmode bikes

[burnt gale]

Ayo

Is the

[spice adder]

Help R*

[burnt gale]

Server up?

[wintry heron]

no

[burnt gale]

Wait hold my drone

[shut sorrel]

Servers dead

[burnt gale]

[tired flare]

rockstar is freezing in the cold, show heart buy card

[burnt gale]

Ok

[shut sorrel]

No

[burnt gale]

There staff are Ded

Some smoking

[tired flare]

hahaha

[shut sorrel]

How bout u sponsor

[burnt gale]

Some are ordering pizza and making fun of Rockstar

👀

Nice Staff

[shut sorrel]

Rockstar slack

[tired flare]

thats so wrong poor r*

[twilit plover]

servers are dead

[burnt gale]

[twilit plover]

im going sleep

[burnt gale]

Even I did

[shut sorrel]

It’s probably their day off

[burnt gale]

And got caught

[shut sorrel]

Don’t disturb them

[burnt gale]

My drones in

The

Umm

[twilit plover]

until i wake up batter hope servers gets online

[haughty fiber]

on a friday?

[burnt gale]

Trash can destroyed

[haughty fiber]

the day probably the most people play

[burnt gale]

Ok

[shut sorrel]

Idk rockstar is weird

[spice adder]

@shut sorrel buy 2 shark cards. Contribute to fix the server

[wintry heron]

this is a really random question, but what are the insurance costs for the ls tuners cars?

[tired flare]

best day to have a nap is release day

[shut sorrel]

Just gimme the shark cards

[soft onyx]

The servers are down on pc only@haughty fiber

[haughty fiber]

expensive

[spice adder]

Buy them

[burnt gale]

No

[haughty fiber]

yeah ik

[wintry heron]

like 20k to replace?

[spice adder]

Help R*

[compact berry]

Im so broke i cant even afford securoserv vip to start cayo perico lmao

[shut sorrel]

Wow ps4 server up?

[haughty fiber]

yep

[soft onyx]

Yes

[shut sorrel]

Bruh

[burnt gale]

Ye

[spice adder]

Why not buy an office?

[shut sorrel]

Useless 🪨 *

[tired flare]

I see no association between your nick name and your message @spice adder

[burnt gale]

We pc players are so special

[fallen hornet]

all other servers than pc are up

[haughty fiber]

welcome back to r*

[burnt gale]

We get server down

[tired flare]

take my money

[burnt gale]

[junior anvil]

Servers up yet?

[burnt gale]

Nop

[soft onyx]

He's poor

[compact berry]

I started a while ago and just managed to buy a kosatka

[burnt gale]

Bro

[shut sorrel]

What supercar should I get

[compact berry]

Wiped out all my money

[haughty fiber]

budget?

[tired flare]

dont ask supercar, ask super card

[shut sorrel]

3 mil

[burnt gale]

Even this chat is active after The server down

[compact berry]

Now i cant even run it lmao

[burnt gale]

[compact berry]

I did not think this through

[spice adder]

Has a kosatka but not an office. What an irony

[haughty fiber]

any brands you are a fan of?

[burnt gale]

👀

[shut sorrel]

Nah

[soft onyx]

@compact berry play the triple money race