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No cat+no bread+ ratio back
ok
Ive got like 4hrs till mw finishes downloading
Anyone else
I'm undefeated so far. 1-0

UR LUCKY
My pb is 6k on my main
i didn't play for months with that deck
Before update π΄
Nice
but for some reason they're not showing it in my stats
wait is this even the right chat to talk abt clash royal LOL
clash royale used to be so cool back then
now?
idk
ever since the leagues came out it became eh :/
exactly
Theres champions 
COC is long gone
Yeah
i don't play alot of mobile games
i'm in idk 9? the black town hall
i would've been in max if i kept playing
10 is black n red
14 is ugly
just maxing out everything
Ohh yeah
So something can suck

But if its big its ok
Yeah
Yeas
Yeah
Never seen one in free roam tbh

But my biggest sad is that you cant get players in there like in cayo perico alkonost approach
:(
Wait what
Yes
LMAO
Yeah xd

i need 2 people to do the prison heist
VOLATOL IS FUCKING SMALLER. And it has 3 turrets!!!!! and this piece of shit ha only 50 bombs.
But it is faster
Yo does the money in my ceo office go down if i don't have alot of money in my bank? Just wondering because my friend said it does
I'd probably have a good amount
Yeah I've only made like 500k with ceo crates
Because it effects how much you sell with ceo crates
Nice
Yummy
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I have full safe of money there, and some piles on and around the table
Lol
I'm trying to get every business maxed out so I'm grinding so ceo crates and cayo
Yeah
Me and my mate do cayo with each other and then grind business for like 2 hours and do cayo again
Anyone wanna 1v1 on 8ball


Let me get my id
I am downloading it 
who plays fist fights?

Left em speechless
dry your dad fist fights your grandma
imbedded fail...
yk when you say there gettin a certain cut in lfg then they enter the heist asking for a high cut and i also ask them to let me do the shooting and guess what he starts shooting and gets us caught lmfao exacly why i asked to do the shooting
wish cayo was still as profitable solo
Get level 40, L
With decent coke spawns it could be
Barely hit 15
Bruh these guys with 30 level, are like cmon lets do even cuts!!!!
When i did all the preprs solo smh
Lol
Ok bro
Loool
Cool story
Bro
I only play 50/50 with my friend cuz he is new
I give ppl 85 sometimes
yeah same but once i did it and they never even said thank you
like i spen a hour of my time setting up and doing a heist and it was like it was normal to them lmfao
btw what is the diff between uk and great britain 

nothing xD
stop flexing on him bish 
is it level 40 i get perms?
yep
if so im only like 10 and a bit levels away nice
cool didnt know thanks

@high tundra
Spam
@random nova 
Bro, for the time you spend doing it solo, it's difficult to earn as much doing anything else. It's like 80/90 minutes to do comfortably everything from accepting the heist in the sub until drinking margheritas with Madrazzboy. And you'll get 1.4M average.
Drop dead
Let alone being fun to do.
any special thing about savage heli??
ok
Luckily not for me. I like the challenge of speed running it, and I'm not done yet with all approaches. So ... a fun mini game to play every day or other.
It's easy to do with speed
The other approaches can be fun once but that's it
The fun runs out quickly
I'm just waiting cuz in 2weeks panther statue is back
Really?
Yup its hiest month
That's nice
Each guest is getting a x2 n hidden loot out
Next week is doomsday right?
This week
This week is og heists
Well this Thursday
So are we getting diamonds in casino and panther in cayo?
anything special about Valkyrie?
Have frnds
np

Valkyrie shines with 4 people
Eh
Doomsday will pay twice next week?
Yup
Hoping
Bro why is it taking so long to load story mode ffs
Cuz u got a shit ps4
Yea
lmao
Oh! Time to finally buy my very own facility then π€
Get a ps2
Prbly covered in dust

N broken
I still own one
Faster Load Times
Tbf seems it
You can do a defrag, it usually helps.
Check YT for PS4 optimization
What a positive vibe...
Correct
Unfortunately, PS4 is what we're stuck with for the time being. Buying a PS5 is not worth it yet
Lol
and what about insurgent this vehicle also sucks?
No
The insurgent is cool to drive
I actually bought all the warstock discounts this week except valkyrie
Still
oo okay i will buy it....
I love weaponized and armoured vehicles. So i buy all of them
Most if em tho are special vichles
LOL worst advice ever
Who said it was advice
As expected
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@random nova 
I just said I did it cuz I could afford it
U got a dead love life keep talking
I don't know what is worse: spending real cash to do so or spending time to grind it. Difficult to choose
Depends how shit u are in game
Nops
You only can drop timing until a certain point. And even then...lots and lots of time down the drainage.
But well...
Chat ded lmfaoooo

how to modify insurgent ..??
You need the vehicle ws, don't you?
???
Moc,avenger
it cannot enter ..
How long dose it take u to earn Β£99 irl
Call ur moc from services then enter inside with ur insurgent
let me try again
No idea
You mean the cost of the bigger shark card?
it is saying cannot be modified..
I think u didnt buy the vehicle workshop in ur moc
my moc and avenger are fully upgraded 
Then it should be able to upgrade insurgent
let me find a new lobby and then i will try..
@late hollow is it working now?
nope...
Is it the insurgent pickup u trying to mod?
insurgent off road..
Oh the normal one cannot be modified in moc
oo okay but i have the insurgent pick up..
Well then u have it
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Nikki_603 i am with a buggati picture @spice adder
@tepid pebble added u too
Wich insurgine did u buy
Base or pick up
base..
Well there u go
@random nova 
Kid stfu ur annoying as hell
i already have pick up..
Base one is pointless
Base one is cool
U do know u could just get muted for spamming and repeated unwanted and unnecessary pinging
Can anyone tell me from which button I can customise my jet in hanger
Oh nvm I had to buy the week workshop

The button pops up when u get on ur plane
I just spent 8 mil in a minute
i remember when o bought a yacht lmfao fastest 10mil i ever spent
Ded chad exe
Ded chat png
Ded chat jpeg


I am really enjoying streaming
Lol wow
One thing that sucks about streaming is unless you have ducted air conditioning you're going to melt
I play on Xbox
Hot capture card
So I have a laptop on a phone the tv and the Xbox that shit is fucking hotter than the sun
Actually my old Xbox use to get so hot because it was black

Black absorbs heat
@weak flume A few days ago was the an anniversary of my cmm run failure
Dude the series X is a refrigerator
But it does not heat
And our host getting all anti social
I did cmm with ur bf
Leaving this server and the cmm's
It ain't my bf its urs
Im saying this cuz i did cmm with ur mum
Sus
So do
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Imagine having mates L
what, you're proud of being lonely?

Having no friends is honourable now
Issa joke mf
Can u tell me an instance where a halftrack can blow up in 1 second without oc
And a guy in our group has a life
Uhhh
Lemme think
5 khanajlis aiming at one half track and all of them firing at the same time
Rapid fire helicopter miniguns in dd
Me tamado and myst lost a cmm run
@viral granite L
Lmaooo
When i was doing act III khanjali setup for the first time and saw the hunter with fucking tracking barrage
I freaked the fuck out
Wdym
OH
@naive spruce
Thats not him either
@vapid badger
bruh π
did he leave π
No
Mf speaking in gorilla chat
Oh yeah he doesn't have pc/xbox/ps role
So u can't ping here
LOL
Lmaoo
I might also do that, this chat mad cringe rn
lol
anybody wanna play a survive the hunt type game?
Hi guys so I'm new here is this a place that you tell someone if they want to like help you??
With heists and stuff
?
Well kinda
But #lfg channels are for looking for a team
If u have a question ask here man
If u need players to play with gonto lfg
Can i sell my Pounder Custom?
Can i sel it?
Well if someone wants to do the cayo perico over and over tell me
ded chat xd
100/0/0/0
h
Hi
Why do you need them actually
cuz i thought i would be allowed to open the doors on the back
Well u cant
i dont sell
then it just wasted my money
would be hella happy if i could use it like an actual semi truck tho
not just a big piece of solid metal
Well i just bought alkonost only to realize that you cant get people inside like in cayo perico

oh you cant?
Heh
that sucks
the coolest thing i found out in gta is that you can put cars inside of the bombushka
only problem is that you cant have any upgrades on it if you wanna do that
i have spent so many hours just flying around with bombushka and my friend's cars
nope its not
i firat bought the titan thinking i couls fit cars in it
2 million wasted
yeah hahaha
i wish i could upgrade my bombushka and still fit cars inside
cuz its the slowest thing ever
you cant even have livery
Alkonost is such a dissapointment ngl
It only has 50 bombs
While volatol has 100
And heist click-baited us that you can fit people in there
And now its only 2 seat
Damnn
But its huge
Like very big
i was gonna buy it just cuz i like planes
and its the closest in the game to a Sr71 Blackbird
How much is bombushka btw?
its like volatol but actually cool
5.6m if im not wrong
Aighy
How many cars from tuners update u got
?
I have calico, euros, growler, futo.

I got calico, jester rr, previon, dominator asp, and few others
I think so
I just dont like muscle cars:/
F
Comet s2, the honda s2000, vectre and cypher
not really sure if im missing any
I dont have money to spend on cars
i make money to spend on cars
I missed the vectre when it was free
there isnt much else to buy
I make money to spend it on buying businesses
I make money so cpend on some cool stuff that does boom, and some on cars

no need to get any money back from it with heists or anythingb
just a fucking island
Hello
I want mansions
that would be something already
Dont want to flex but, i have full upgraded bunker, coke buisness, meth buisness and nighclub
Geh
Heh
Guys is there any way to add mines in the insurgent?
Yes
i wish i could buy madrazzo's house
You need to research it

In the bunker
Not the pickup the regular one
But where madrazzo will live
nope
Cmon

He is a good guy
rockstar never updates the features on a vehicle
Yeah
oh
Mini madrazo is a good guy
he meant pickup insurgent?
No regular insurgent
Bcoz of him we do cayo perico heist
If not him, we did not now pavel
Pavel is good guy
I like both pavel and mini madrazo
i just love his farm house
Yeah
They are not annoying like most others
Pavel is cool
And if his father has nowhere to live, mini madrazo will die:(
But no he has his own house
So nvm
He will be okay
To flex
I never did the car deliveries for madrazo and simeon
Maybe he has underground garage inside vinewood hills
Whole vinewood hills is his garage
Sometime while doing vehicle cargo it will send u to madrazos house
Every house there is a garage

@haughty fiber do you have a kosatka?
Well i dont have vehicle warehouse
F
I just do cayo perico and buy cars
Yea I do that to
So i am doing vehicle now
Yea i know. I always play with friends thats why i dont bother with vehicle warehouse
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i do vehicle warehouse for fun

it was one of my first businesses in gta
I need friends to play gta heists 3 people. Real friends
Not just like those people who just play 1 mission and leave and never come back
My stats are 107 level
I have every single business in the game
Even cars
its always the same people that post that stupid emoji like its somebodys job to keep their simple mind entertained
maybe if you werent so boring and actually knew something about gta this chat wouldnt be so dead all the time lul
instead you jsut lurk and dont know f all kek
Are you talking to me or this is for someone else
Nope
ya so i aint talking to you
right
People just care about themselves
#lfg-og-heist-pc
Ok i know
But there no one listening
what cars from the tuners dlc rockstar hasnt put on the car meet podium yet?
ive seen tailgater, vectre, 3500, cypher
Jester rr
i havent tried to win any ls customs car i jsut bought em all
the only vehicle i try for each week is that casino one
In my country casino is s not available
oh man that sucks
Yea
Ok
cassino has been sucking dick lately
Sorry
i was reading about how people fix xbox and shit liek that so they can use them in different country that block this
but in gta its liek game file thata re missing from your game
Hahaha
i remember when pr4 was added to the game i was so hyped to buy it
That is right
You are very angry at rockstar
lol
I am too
i get pist erryday
to put that shit in the cassino podium 1 week before letting people buy it
dude they do that all the dam time
i waited like 7 weeks for the car to be buyable
Because in the halloween the trevor mission in which we unlock survival glitch out
and then it just released on the podium for the lucky asses
i bought a few cars that ended up on the podium
I do not care if the cars get added in the podium or not i just buy them all
it wasnt avaiable for sale
yeah i get it its not that great of a car imo i wouldnt be too sad
its really not that good
You two just for knowledge what is your age
I am gonna start with mine i am 18
i mean i bought the br8 but its debatable if that one is faster
I have the br8 dr1
i dont mind br8 being slower
i wanted the look of the br8
In conclusion i have every single car in gta online
this game's speed on cars is dumb as fuck
no?
i dont care if something is fast i hardly ever like have to race across the map or race my friends etc
What no
Toyota is one of the fastest irl too
i just have the br8 cuz its the newest fΓ³rmula 1 car in the game
i bought so many cars based soley off looks and not performance
No the itali rsx is the fastest
the celica is ye
what are you talking about?
The jester rr
the ls customs car the celica i forget the name
oh
He is talking about
The furia is my favourite car
the fastest car in the game is the god damn deveste eight
this car is a joke in real life
i have many favorites
that shit barely exists
And the xa 21
deviste 8 is the best car for the money not the fastest the pariah is the still the fastest
the xa21 is great
I like it because it is all wheel drive and it is fast
its well worth the money
and it is good at races and parcour
should be a noobs first super car imo
its suuuper exclusive irl
I have it too
very few were made
Yea
i dont know how rockstar makes so the fastest car on a straight line isnt a bugatti or a koenigsegg
in all honesty if i was going to buy a sports car id get something like a mustang or corvette
as much as it lack in performance
Yes
the muscles are great
you could drive thet ing into te ground and still not go broke fixing it again
Tou r right
the corvettes are high performance cars
rhe c8 is broken
0-100km/h in 2.8 seconds
did pretty well in Lemans this year
if you drive a porche or a ferarri chances are if you break it that parts arent going to be readily available
and i mean its the cost and time involved not so much the accessability
When i was a kid my favourite car was a farrari la farrari
i love vettes
im not a big fan of porsche
but ferrari is a whole different thing for me
ferrari is my favorite brand of anything
ferrari picks their customers so they dont get dumb people driving their cars
I like bugatti because it is the fastest car and i love porshe because its fastest quarter mile time

you cant have your first ferrari straight from a ferrari factory, doesnt matter how famous you are or how rich you are
yeah you have to go on a waiting list and have to have had you license for a certain number of years
you need to proof you like the brand
I think the time is 10 seconds
they wont sell one to a 16 year old thats for sure
buy some used ferraris

go to their events
Wow
basically they will only sell one with no hassle to some like 60 year old rich mawfuka
Well yes
if you have a lamborghini you will never be allowed to buy a brand new Ferrari
who has had his license for like 50 years
they dont race to stay selling cars
Seems like u work in a ferrari showroom
they sell cars to stay racing
they literally will not sell you a ferrari if you are a recklass mofo
if you have like drunk driver charges
and a buncha crashes
they will tell you to f off
yes
Wow
maranello boys are artists
Yes
Getting a brand new ferrari is q acheivement in itself then
it is no bs

there is alot you have to meet the requiremnt
it really is
like thats brand new from factory

justin bieber is not allowed to buy brand new ferraris anymore
of course you buy soemthing used they dont have the same standard
because he went to a party, got drunk and forgot where he parked his 458
found it 3 days later

im telling ya its about driving record and accident etc and amount of years you had license and your age and profession
Its about a lot of things
they will not sell a ferrari to appunk kid rockstar as his first car so he can drive it top speed into a wall
Yeah
What is lf1 or lf2
depending on what you do to your ferrari they can take it back from you
having a ferrari is like deciding to live in a dictatorship
more so than other car company ive seen
because how good of a dictatorship it is
they have a image and a name to protect
Why everyone write LF1 orLF3
Oh ok
Yeah
I was getting confused
I also didnt knew the full form
Ferrari has a rule of not painting their cars pink
Just used it cuz everybody did
im okay with it
Thats a top class rule
i just winder if they would paint a car candy red
Why not pink
i love candy red

but its got a bit of pink
Because its a girl colour
Yeah
alot of people dont know that ferraris race color wasnt always red
Gotem
originally it was yellow
Discrimination all the way
because it might work to use their cars as jokes ig
Thats right

Well one rhing
do yall know why lamborghini even exist?
Thing
Why
Ferrari
Bcuz people buy them

Wolkswagen exists thats why
ferrucio lamborghini used to drive ferraris, then he said some shit and enzo ferrari didnt allow him to buy any more ferraris
If no one buy them they wont wxist
so he had to make his cars
lol
Lmao
went bankrupt like 5 times since then
have you ever seen a lamborgini diablo?
ferrari never did
look at one from the 80s
yeah
You know a lot about cars history my boy or girl
they literally have a mirror you can remove from the pasenger seat
U seem to have a lot of ferrari knowledge
i dont know why anyone would need a mirror for....
it was during the hype of the 80s and early 90s with partying and drugs
i have a passion for ferrari
I have seen a countace
the freakin car had a mirror you could do blow on
the way they work is something beautiful to see
Not shit. He gave some tips to improve Ferrari cars
improving is subjective
U must work in ferrari dealership
he used those tips in his own cars
Thats why we improve in exams
and went bankrupt
i wish
thats like tons of people in life dude
Yea
maybe one day
Yeah
pretty sure the dude that made ak47s worked ina gun factory for soemone else then made his own
so did one of the ruger guys or some american gun maker
Maybe who knows
Pagani used to work for Lamborghini
they always ninja your ideas and then go improve it
and now he has his own brand
thats called freakin life tbh
Yeah
thats why they have laws protecting intellectual property
The person who open kFC was a chef at a restaurant
in america anyways lol
anyone can come along and rip off your idea and apply it in a way you dont see as fruitful or obvious

we all paint with the same tools only some people are freakin davinci
and others paint stick men
And that's what we call Entrepreneurship

lol
well i mean in china they dont have those laws that protect trademarks and things like that
you can buy a bentley knock off for like 80k
thats like a 400,000 dollar car lol

not only with cars and whatnot with everything the point is its not against the law
China is insane
in america youd get a cease and desist pretty quick lul
Yeah
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i think if someone improves on something then you cant really be mad they took your idea lol but if they cheapen it then tis a shame
Cutie @haughty fiber
i wouldnt feel as good driving a knock off porsche as i would in a original one
I called dibs
thats why some people drive like honda crx but take off the honda logos and put R A N G E R O V E R
u no cutie @shrewd tendon
Too bad
the thing about this brands is that they are famous for being something not anyone can do
meh now a days its not because something is quality that its expensive its the fact that people will pay for it
just like anyone can buy a nike
Yes
you cant tell me your $180 burberrry shirt last any longer than my fuckin fruit of the loom
lol
Or sum shit
pagani is overpriced
they are super exclusive
its like alot of designer type shit
and rhey deliver an amazing product
if i paid 600 dollars for a freakin belt i want to be able to lasso a water buffalo with it
but naw its jsut a over priced piece of leather
meh for the design i would rather take a koneigsegg over a pagani if i could afford one
koeniggsseg is just as exclusive
the mirrors make the pagani look weird for me
i like koneigsegg over pagani in design too
with cars its a bit different
Oracio pagani is a genius hes building a great brand
wheter they cost you $900 dollars or you got em from value village
i freakin hate lewis hamilton
verstappen over lewis ngl
if a car is good enough for him, its good enough for anyone
he is the best driver int he world imo tho
lewis got the best team in F1
@high tundra
we will see this year tho max is gonna win the drivers title
verstappen if a goat
he helped developing the best car in f1
theres quite a lot of guys who are better then verstappen currently
just not driving the honda engine and flexible wing redbull
idk man if it is between lewis and max i will take max
Ocon clapped verstappen in formula 2
what if senna never died?
senna is overrated
senna was a goat
as heck
micheal schumacher was the goat sorry
ofc
the year he died competing against schumi
thats the reason i started to watch f1 was becasue of that guy
he didnt get a single win
absolute travesty what happened to that guy
in like
nobodt compares schumacher he is the goat
5 months of the season

like 8 world champion Schumcher was a beast

senna and schumi raced in different cars
i think one of the greatest drivers of all time is schumacher's teammate during the 5 years in a row for ferrari
you know why they were better?
whats the fastest car on legendary motorsports?
f1 cars 30 years ago were WAY more difficult to drive
ooh lady
track or straight line?
Krieger n emerus
ye true
cause no halo
straight
give them fuckin lewis hamiltons car
Nvm lmao
senna and schumi raced together
they would have set records no one be able to beat
deveste eight
Spittin
lewis has the best car.
k
senna died trying to out speed schumi in 1994 imola gp
they are the goats
its the level of performance and engineering
16 championships on the bag
the cars were in no way safer back then
and they went nearly as fast with less safety measure in place




naughty
no hard feelings



