🚔┃gta-discussion

[random nova]

Then when to to turn around the map said they was ll on the ground nnext thing ik I had 6missles after me

[clever ore]

I'm I grieving in the server?

No

[waxen field]

usually its like overloading you with snacks so you UI glitches

[random nova]

And since my lazer is stock I failed to dodge but mainly cuz I'm trash

[waxen field]

just generally overall dick moves

[clever ore]

That u can get banned on here

[sour spear]

Yes u are cause u acting like a asshole by saying jet kills are satisfying

[clever ore]

I only said it once

[wintry heron]

@clever ore < Level 1s

[random nova]

Dammmm

[waxen field]

lol

[sour spear]

Still griefing honestly u know what A rock

[clever ore]

True

[waxen field]

no wonder hes replying to me trying to up his freakin level

[clever ore]

Thank you

[sour spear]

Np I'm not s 69 snitch

[clever ore]

10yr only at max

[sour spear]

[sour spear]

I'm actually 14 but ok

[clever ore]

I was close

[wintry heron]

I'm 10!

[waxen field]

pretty sure i got jeans older than you

[sour spear]

How old are u

[clever ore]

Mm

[sour spear]

U know discord is 13 plus

[waxen field]

shouldnt you be at school its a schoolday

[sour spear]

[waxen field]

i hope you get extra homework ya bastage

[sour spear]

But oi man age is nothing but a number idc

[clever ore]

16 in 2 days

[wintry heron]

I know that, I'm kidding

Damn bro

[wintry heron]

Online schooling

[waxen field]

lol

and youre still cutting class

[sour spear]

Even if u were 10 I wouldn't care less cause age is just a number

[wintry heron]

No, I'm pretty much done everything

[wintry heron]

Ayo what?

[waxen field]

hes like "ya ya teacher whatever" while hes playing gta5 doing a heist

[clever ore]

We are solders not numbers! - captain rex

[sour spear]

And I'm one of the homies fuck school

[waxen field]

just stops in the middle of the heist cause teacher asks him a question

[random nova]

...

[wintry heron]

Someone seems upsetti spasketti

[waxen field]

5 min afk in the middle of the pac stan job

[sour spear]

[waxen field]

lol some kid got chewed out on mic in session on the voice chat for skipping class

[sour spear]

Is pac standard heist worth it cause the payout is absolutely laughably bad

[waxen field]

we all lold then went and found his afk car with him in it just sitting there

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[waxen field]

so we all flipped it around with our atomizers

[random nova]

I need cutomizeation ideas for the rsx

[clever ore]

Just because of my name ppl always assume I am a griefer

Reality I'm just goated in gtao

[wintry heron]

Cap

[sour spear]

Wait so u actually grief

[waxen field]

there was like 4 or 5 of us just bouncing his car around laughing at what his mom said

[wintry heron]

Grifers suck at the game

[clever ore]

No I'm good at pve pvp and pvdf

[sour spear]

So ur griefing

[clever ore]

Only if they do it first

[sour spear]

Oh😐

[random nova]

Championship wing or aro wing

[clever ore]

Am not someone who does it for fun only if they attack first and I grind in my spare time with pavel

[waxen field]

just cause someone kills you or is better doesnt make thema griefer especially when you ask for it like start running your mouth then play the victim

griefing is shit you cant control imo

[clever ore]

If they do it repeat over and over yes

[waxen field]

someone better is someone better or just a bigger dirtbag

[wintry heron]

He is likely an EWO player with a 500 KD

[waxen field]

i mean alot of people act a certain way then play a victim when they start gettin wrecked

its like "i wasnt doing anything!!" you only told me to go f myself like 50 times

[sour spear]

Few if u were one of the cunts of griefers I would have snitched on u sorry but I fucking hate griefers with a passion I hate them more then I hate Lucifer💀

[waxen field]

you didnt DO anything you SAID alot

[wintry heron]

Sounds like something you'd do ngl

[random nova]

Tf

[clever ore]

I understand I am a griefer opposer

[random nova]

Smh

[clever ore]

So I fight them

[waxen field]

if you didnt have a learning disability you woulda seen that earlier i said i dont pvp and just play to show off

[sour spear]

U know griefing is against terms of service on the server u know what @A.rock

[clever ore]

Jet griefers are more common that oppressor

[wintry heron]

Angry angry

[waxen field]

youre red you know we can get down anytime you want bud

[clever ore]

Greifer OPPOSER

[waxen field]

anytime you want

let me know

[wintry heron]

Yeah, I know, give me a few hours to finish up with school work

[sour spear]

Oh shit I cant read💀

[waxen field]

ohh yeah im sure youll be "too busy" later

[clever ore]

Oh that's why

[waxen field]

not to run that mouth tho

[wintry heron]

Probably not lmao

Its the weekend and I'll only be busy on I think Sunday

[sour spear]

Welp luckily I didn't actually ping the mod or else I would have gotten a 3h mute that feels like 15h💀

[wintry heron]

There is a very low chance I have to do anything else today

[clever ore]

Yep

[random nova]

Lol this kid want to vs u

[sour spear]

My IQ IS OVER 9000

[clever ore]

No

[clever ore]

Mine is over 9001

[sour spear]

Mine is over infinity and beyond

[clever ore]

Same but one more number

[sour spear]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

Oh for fuck sake

[clever ore]

Why

[sour spear]

My gif didn't go threw it's just a link

[clever ore]

Oh

[sour spear]

[waxen field]

thats called a epic embed fail

[wintry heron]

No file permissions in this channel, so yeah

[random nova]

Theres a gang of mk2 in my server

[wintry heron]

Are they griefing though?

[clever ore]

Not me I'm a spectator

[waxen field]

this is what you do

[random nova]

Yup

[waxen field]

you sign up as a ceo

[sour spear]

[waxen field]

you start the vip work "fully loaded"

and you go wreck them all

[clever ore]

Headhunter is better

[wintry heron]

That car is so OP in that mission

[waxen field]

fully loaded you need to own a ruiner tho

[random nova]

Wtf

[waxen field]

but with that car youll kill multiple oppressor

[random nova]

How can lazer missles miss

But dulucos dont

[waxen field]

they cant target you with auto lock

[clever ore]

Not a JET

[random nova]

Duluxo

[waxen field]

and ruiner has the most accurate missle in game

[wintry heron]

Lazer has some of the shittiest missiles in the game

[wheat fable]

Just went to Trevor industries to unlock survival mode and went to the industrial plant and it won’t let me start plus I can’t do anything else until I do the mission

[waxen field]

if you lock on to him hes dead 100%

[wintry heron]

Deluxo has some of the best

[random nova]

U don't say

[wintry heron]

Yeah, it's kind of a broken mission

[clever ore]

The lf22 starling is the best dog fighter

[waxen field]

you basically cannot dodge a ruiner missle look it up if you dont believe me

[sour spear]

Petition for rockstar to create a mk2 version of ruiner with infinite missles and infinite homing missles to get destroyed and can fly over 9000 mph across the map per second and for it to also have a op sub mode

[wintry heron]

Yeah, but not for a bad pilot

[random nova]

Wait can I still upgrade my lazer

[waxen field]

ruiner/deluxo/vigilante all have excellent targeting

[clever ore]

TGG will not even touch it

[clever ore]

After maze Bank landings

[waxen field]

well im sure the toredor is in there somewheres too

[wintry heron]

The Toreador missiles are definitely OP

[waxen field]

i havent seen a actualy comparison video in some time

[wintry heron]

Scramjet missiles are also okay

[waxen field]

yeah scramjet has a really short range

[clever ore]

Yes but not the best

[waxen field]

well not as short as that other sub car

i forget the name

[wintry heron]

Stromberg

[random nova]

Hmm ima buy ruiner n starling next

[sour spear]

Not really the missles are basically thruster missiles just 3× more accurate

[waxen field]

yeah strommy

[clever ore]

It can take more missiles than the toredor

[wintry heron]

Toreador is just a Stromberg MK2 tbh

[waxen field]

compared to that car it surpasses it in every single catergory

faster better armor better underwater better missle carry more people

[sour spear]

Btw is the stromberg a good vehicle to get started into sub vehicles cause I cant afford toreador right now I spend all my money on upgrading mk1 and buying security upgrades for all my 7 passive businesses😐

[clever ore]

Yes

[waxen field]

LOOKS better lol

stromberg is so clonky

like its made of lego or duplo blocks

nothing streamlined about that car

[clever ore]

Nice

[sour spear]

I'm gonna tell the manager😭

[clever ore]

A KAREN!

[waxen field]

yeeesh thanos

are you really buing all the security upgrades for your mc business dam son

[sour spear]

[waxen field]

i mean its one of those things i guess youll only ever do it once but yeeesh i played for a long time i neevr upgraded one of those businesss once

i use them to fund my nightclub techs thats it

[clever ore]

The best car I used to get away from things is the nightshark in a full lobby

[waxen field]

i mean even with cayo p its such a better time investment to jsut do that

even on double money weeks the profit is still only comaprable to the "regular" cayo heists

i set up cayo p constantly while my bunker builds 1 bar of stock so its one vehicle and i waitt ill my nc is full

no fuss no muss sometimes some dirtbag will kill my weapon sale but i usually find a solo lobby for my nc so it doesnt get pulverized

[clever ore]

[random nova]

Dose the lazer store in a hanger

[wintry heron]

Yes

[waxen field]

its way less time involving stock runs/defending it/sale mission

[clever ore]

Yes if u buy it

[random nova]

Then wtf do I keep calling pegasus

[wintry heron]

You buy it, request it, and land into a hangar

[clever ore]

6.5 million tho

[waxen field]

i have my free time to actaully play instead of being handcuffed to some bullshit business

[wintry heron]

It starts as a pegasus vehicle

You have to manually move it to your hangar

[random nova]

Tbh im regret buying it

Prbly cuz I cabt dogfight for shit

[wintry heron]

Same, I dont need money anymore so I just pvp for fun

[clever ore]

Not me I like having my own personal Lazer somtimes

[waxen field]

well u can paint it bright pink if you store it

you need to make it chrome ya peasant

[wintry heron]

Factual

[clever ore]

Mine is black

[waxen field]

dont you know the gta flex of chrome everything

you must be new

[wintry heron]

Chrome is like driving a ball of light

[waxen field]

im just kidding around

lol and yeah

[late hollow]

mine is carbon black + chrome

[waxen field]

that was the uber flex back in like 2013

your freakin chrome zentorro and lazer

[clever ore]

Having an adder was the flex in 2013

[waxen field]

big man tings if you have deluxor or w/e that shit jet is

[clever ore]

Deluxo*

[sour spear]

What u think of my new profile pic I'm done being a dawg time to be inevitable

[waxen field]

lol no that bunk plane thats 10mill

i know what a deluxo is

[random nova]

What's best countermesure

[clever ore]

Mine is a gray cat unlike my brother playing cod

[random nova]

Flare smoke chaff

[wintry heron]

Luxor Deluxe, very good plane

Fun to kamikaze with

[waxen field]

i use flares

[sour spear]

But the difference between u and I is that I am inevitable

[wintry heron]

Chaff is best

[waxen field]

i mean the chaff break is good if your vehicle is faster

but even then people have unlimited missles

or enough shots to outwait your countermeasure

[clever ore]

The numbus is cheaper 1.7 mill than luxor deluxe at 10 mill

[wintry heron]

Flares are meh, chaff is what I use

[wintry heron]

Luxor Deluxe bigger flex though

[clever ore]

Ik that's why I have both

[wintry heron]

Yacht has a use, Luxor Deluxe doesnt

[clever ore]

And the Yacht when it was 50 % off

[random nova]

Idk how to use chard right

[wintry heron]

You use chaff a little before entering combat

[sour spear]

I am inevitable

[wintry heron]

Timing varies depending on speed

[wintry heron]

Discount Jason Voorhees from Manhunt >

[sour spear]

No I'm fucking thanos I can fucking kill u by just snapping my fingers😡 😡 😡

[clever ore]

Fight

[waxen field]

it depends man its really hard to fight vs certain vehicles its really only a good comparison if its vs the same vehicle i mean both work i guess

[wintry heron]

Nope, Discount Jason from Manhunt >

[sour spear]

NO NO NO

😡 😡

[waxen field]

like everyone says oprssor is the best when it technically isnt theres limiting factors to it and if you know them then you can easily outclass/outpace it

[clever ore]

Fight in the server!

[wintry heron]

Sticky bomb > Oppressor MK2

[waxen field]

oppressor doesnt gain altitude the way a jet does

if someone in the plane flies directly up and down he will wreck you all day

you CANNOT ge that high that fast

[sour spear]

No one can beat me in a fight I'm fucking inevitable😡 😡 😡

[clever ore]

I never said I was fighting

[wintry heron]

Discount Jason from Manhunt >

[sour spear]

Ur a ant I am the infinity glove

[waxen field]

oppressors need to go in circles or zig zag to gain height quickly

[random nova]

I cant use lazer for shit

[wintry heron]

Discount Jason from Manhunt >

[clever ore]

My cat is more powerful than u

[waxen field]

if he can get to the top of the map and come back down before you are even halfway to him hes going to be coming downwards and targeting you with the gun

and yeah you tell me how easy it is to dodge someone who can fly when they have you dead in their sights

[sour spear]

NOOOOOOO how DARE u😡

[sour spear]

[waxen field]

like a opressor would easily shoot down a jet if the pilot is a moron but not so much if they know the limitations of your vehicle as well as knowing how to fly their own

[wintry heron]

I only use my MK2 to deal with a MK2

[waxen field]

yup

[sour spear]

Is there anything more powerful then the sun cough cough me?

[random nova]

I officially waster 7m

Wasted

[wintry heron]

Now go get more money

[wintry heron]

Discount Jason from Manhunt >

[waxen field]

you have to put the star so the word is italicized shift-8 cough cough

up your chat game son

[wintry heron]

Okay

James Earl Cash >

[topaz ridge]

skill issue

[random nova]

I would but non my freinds indo b2b with is on

[topaz ridge]

b2b forbidden here

[neat crescent]

I am trying to build a crew to finish the apartment heists. I don’t need to do them but I would like to finish them.

[waxen field]

lol

dude i was freakin stuck on that pac stan job for such a long time

[random nova]

Never said I was doing the glich

I could be doing it legit

[waxen field]

soo many times we got away but people would crash or get shot

[topaz ridge]

yeah but b2b means the glitch aha

[waxen field]

on the bike of course right on some mountain ledge lol lose control and fall over the side

[random nova]

Its Rude to assume stuff abt ppl smh

Not rlly

[waxen field]

ohhhhhhhhhh

[topaz ridge]

yeah rlly

[random nova]

U could just be with ur freind n just do ur Cayo then set up over m over again

[waxen field]

yeah i dont do that crap its too easy to earn doja

[random nova]

And be a grabber for them

N they grab for u

[topaz ridge]

yeah but when somone says b2b everyone thinks glitch even mods

[waxen field]

i mean i still play cause i still got stuff i aint bought

or i retire some stuff and get the new hotness

[random nova]

3to bad

[waxen field]

still have a reason to grind and do heists even tho its kinda like ughhhhhhh

[topaz ridge]

i think glitching ruins the fun in my opinion

gta is about the grind for money

[waxen field]

i dont even wanna use my gun on cayo p i wanna try to do it with a combat knife

[random nova]

Can I sell this lazer I'm shit at it it's like I lost cash

[brittle cipher]

its 6,5m

[random nova]

Ik

I had 11.7m

[waxen field]

i mean in open world i spend more time jsut screwing around than actually doing anything

i just try to help people and amaze noobs with my car customization skills

[brittle cipher]

anyone wanna like hang out in GTA have carmeet or so maybe new cars form tuners DLC? pls im lonly

[waxen field]

awe dam son i gotta step out but ill be back in a jif

ill stick my head in here when i get back so if you still kickin

[brittle cipher]

k

[sour spear]

[random nova]

-_-

[hollow glen]

What’s the fastest car?

For like drag races

Cus my friend beat me when I was in a pariah

[wintry heron]

Calico GTF, lowered stance, low grip tires

[lunar flame]

u trash

[hollow glen]

Ight

[hollow glen]

Hush

[wintry heron]

You play Xbox and cant even play online, hush

[random nova]

Man dosent have gold?

[clever ore]

I have ultimate

[random nova]

Wasnt talking abt the greifer

[clever ore]

Correction Greifer OPPOSER

[random nova]

No we established u was a greifer earlier

[clever ore]

Ik

Ur opinion

[random nova]

Fact*

[clever ore]

Is it griefing if u greif the griefer?

[wintry heron]

He said that he ain't a griefer so he ain't a griefer

[wintry heron]

If it is, then god damn I am a huge griefer

[clever ore]

Same I only attack those who attack me that is a FACT

[wintry heron]

Same, I usually help people with cargo by flying near them for protection or by standing near their cargo that they arent transporting

I do this because I dont do cargo anymore

[clever ore]

I mainly let my friends do all the work and I protect them in a jet

[wintry heron]

Yeah, I just follow randoms with my MK2

[clever ore]

Cause I am the best dog fighter in the group oppressors are good as well

I never tried a Kanjali

[wintry heron]

I'm kind of ass in a jet since I dont use a controller anymore

[wintry heron]

Same, I dont think it's a good choice though since it sucks against a MK2 and most cargo griefers use those

[clever ore]

If you wanna fly the best then hook up a controller they are easier to maintain

[wintry heron]

Yeah, definitely

[clever ore]

Yeah but it is a cool consept

[random nova]

Tf abunch of retards keep inviting me to a psrty

[wintry heron]

I just prefer KBM because I use free aim and it's easier to fight with KBM on foot

[random nova]

No clue where they got my user

[wintry heron]

Join them and ask them what they want

[clever ore]

Yep that helps alot

[clever ore]

Ur too famous

[wintry heron]

I usually dont need a jet in combat either so KBM is perfect for me

[random nova]

I did all they did Is shout my usr non stop

[wintry heron]

Call them slurs

And then leave the party

[random nova]

I dont have a mic

[wintry heron]

Bruh

[random nova]

Altho good idea

[clever ore]

I have a sniper mk2 with explosive rounds to help if I can not get in a jet

[wintry heron]

Dont say it in chat

They can report you for that

[random nova]

RMKEOGH

Is one there users

[wintry heron]

Ew, you use that for PvP? Just get an anti aircraft trailer

[random nova]

Ik I already got combined twice

[clever ore]

I have that too but I am mainly working if I get trapped solo

[wintry heron]

Anti aircraft trailer can be used solo, you just cant move

But it fucks up jets really quickly

[lunar flame]

atleast i know which is the best in a drag race

[random nova]

KiranGO40#2137 is another

[lunar flame]

expired

[random nova]

Then buy it lol

[wintry heron]

At least I can play GTA Online

[clever ore]

But aa trailer is still good as well

[wintry heron]

I use Calico GTF in every LSIA race, I've lost twice and that was against modders

[clever ore]

Yes

[lunar flame]

sheit, i should've thought of it sooner

[clever ore]

I do races with any car I want cause idc if I lose

[random nova]

Or how abt not be broke n get a job ?

[lunar flame]

atleast i didnt waste 2k on a pc

[wintry heron]

At least I can run GTA over 30 fps

[lunar flame]

atleast i dont encounter modders

[clever ore]

I have custom xbox I'm ok

[wintry heron]

At least some modders are fun

[lunar flame]

hardly any

[wintry heron]

Yeah, but this guy definitely uses an Xbox 1 S

[clever ore]

Like 10% of them they just make the game unplayable

[clever ore]

Yes

[wintry heron]

And it's not hard to get a menu, so at any time, I can buy a menu for like $30 and done, i can get rid of 80% of modders

And most of the ones with bullshit OP menus dont grief

[lunar flame]

me too

[random nova]

U cant on xbox

[wintry heron]

Not really, most modders either attempt to hide the fact that they mod or they just teleport around watching randoms

[clever ore]

U underestimate my power

[waxen field]

@brittle cipher you still kickin?

[wintry heron]

I meet some modders who grief, but not many

[lunar flame]

its hard but you can

[clever ore]

Some but if your on a different platform they are worse

[wintry heron]

Different platform? This game isnt crossplatform?

[random nova]

I wanna get a mod menu for black ops 2 that was fun

[wintry heron]

R* should partner with Steam for VAC

[clever ore]

Like the moders on Xbox are more toxic

[wintry heron]

My friend got banned for hacking in CS:GO after like two days

But people have been modding in GTA V since 2013 and are still fine

[wintry heron]

Can you even mod on Xbox?

[random nova]

Ngl he seems like the type of kid to use a script he saw for roblox n think hes a hacker

[lunar flame]

i just said

[clever ore]

Yes u can if u have a good connection with a pc

[lunar flame]

:/

[random nova]

Depends on the game ik ps u can

[wintry heron]

I didnt play console for very long, only like 9 years or something and I never tried hacking, fuck off

[clever ore]

Or get a moded console

[wintry heron]

Modders on console are so rare though

[waxen field]

Stahp 🙄🤚

[clever ore]

Ik but their more toxic

[waxen field]

[wintry heron]

Yeah probably

[lunar flame]

cringe

[waxen field]

I’ll just tell the mod you need to be muted for talking about modding 😀😀😀😀

👍👍👍

[wintry heron]

That's kind of gay

[lunar flame]

ah

[random nova]

Bruh shit ton of randoms from my server keep spam inviting me

[lunar flame]

cry

[clever ore]

I don't mod tho

[waxen field]

Get rekt

Lol

[lunar flame]

i bet you were the teachers' pet in school

[wintry heron]

Spam invite them

[wintry heron]

He probably still is

[lunar flame]

lol

[waxen field]

I just know the rules and follow them 😀😀😀

[random nova]

Bruh

I fount a god mode hacker

[wintry heron]

On Xbox?

[random nova]

Ye

I killed him

He went afk

[wintry heron]

It's probably not hacks, there are multiple god mode and no ragdoll glitches

[random nova]

Few seconds later he wouldnt take ang dmg

Ye but u gotta do smth to activate em

U cant just turn it on m of like da

[wintry heron]

Fair point

[lunar flame]

you live in fear 😞

[wintry heron]

I bet you got your lunch money stolen in middle school

[random nova]

Dam that's deep

Some kid called coolestjosh##2900 just invited me...

Tf there users

[wintry heron]

They're probably all like 9

Maybe 10

[random nova]

When I joined they all chanyee demon

Chanted

[wintry heron]

Kill them in any game

[waxen field]

Lol mad cuz bad

We can still have a lil get together

If you ain’t scurd

[wintry heron]

I still need to wait at least another hour

[waxen field]

Mmmmm hmmmm

[wintry heron]

Its only 1:38

[random nova]

I would but I cant fly lazer n I swear theres over 7

[wintry heron]

I said any game

[waxen field]

Need to wait till mummy says you can play video games huh?

[wintry heron]

No, I just actually do school work lmao

[random nova]

Lmao I'll use the old ass roblox scripts I used as a kid n spam kill

[waxen field]

Lol

I’m just teasin

[wintry heron]

What's with kids doing that and thinking they are on some Anonymous type shit?

[wintry heron]

I still kinda wanna 1v1 you in a bit

I'm bored and no one I meet in GTA Online is anywhere near me and I'm honestly not even that good

[random nova]

Ikr its cringe

[wintry heron]

The only person who I can fight and actually have trouble against is my friend but he aim bots

He has missed like 2 shots ever

Wall banged me multiple times idek how

So I hope you are somewhat good at the game

[random nova]

I flew into a tree trying to kill someone

:D

[wintry heron]

Lmao

[random nova]

I rlly cant dog fight

Bruh

I blew up trying to get of the ground

[uncut dragon]

anyone elses gta aint loading or is my wifi ass

[cursive relic]

hmm

[wintry heron]

Probably ass WiFi, idk

[random nova]

Takes so many kills to increase ur kd but so little deaths to drop it alot

[wintry heron]

Its measured by kills divided by deaths I think

100 kills and 10 deaths = 10 KD

[random nova]

Ye but even still takes alot more kills to increase

Then deaths to decrease

[wintry heron]

Yeah

Because its kills divided by deaths

[random nova]

Lol I prbly got a shot ton of deaths then

[wintry heron]

me too

i got a low kd

[random nova]

Mines only 0.65

Mainly due to the ammount of times immkilled when I was a low lvl or when afk

[wintry heron]

mines like 0.15

lol

[random nova]

Dam what lvl

[wintry heron]

59

[waxen field]

My k/d is bogus

[random nova]

Makes sense

[wintry heron]

i get killed a lot by mk2's

[waxen field]

I dun care I got all the strippers phone numbers

[wintry heron]

hate it

[waxen field]

Can’t tell me you are a better customer at the vanilla unicorn

[random nova]

I just get spam killed by lasers dive bombing me

[wintry heron]

pimp status

[wintry heron]

Mine gets reset to zero a lot

[shrewd tendon]

[wintry heron]

Might try and do that in a bit

[wintry heron]

dang

I'm the one who makes it so I dont have any kills or deaths as bait for cargo griefers

lol

[woven raven]

This new slasher mode is terrifying

Lol, all the hunted is doing is literally just jumping the slasher with flashlights

[shrewd tendon]

Too easy to grief cargo

Dropping kds is where the fun is at

[woven raven]

@shrewd tendon why would you grief cargo?

[shrewd tendon]

Boredom?

[woven raven]

@shrewd tendon but there's no point

[shrewd tendon]

I haven t griefed anyone in a while

Theres no point in getting on gta

To sell cargo either

[woven raven]

Why don't you just play the new slasher mode, that's a pretty fun thing to do, and it's triple money

[shrewd tendon]

But people still do it

I havent played in a bit

Its boring

[random nova]

Sad tkmes

[random nova]

How tho u cant reset ur deaths

So if u die once then is -

[wintry heron]

I can. You cant.

[random nova]

Dam modders

[wintry heron]

Nope, I'm just a master at wizardry

[random nova]

Sure just like the moped

[wintry heron]

Yeah, I already told you

It's in Benny's secret workshop

[random nova]

YouTube has nothing about that

[hoary lintel]

Maybe you have low-cost non premium youtube. It only shows it to since day one premium members

[cursive relic]

Youtube bad like women sexy

[random nova]

...

[cursive relic]

what?

u underage?

[shrewd tendon]

YT premium is a scam

Anyway

Imma go bother ppl in cayo channel

[cursive relic]

cayo bad like good woman

[shrewd tendon]

Ur a good woman

My woman

[cursive relic]

yes

[twin elbow]

Need 3 Pacific standard

[cursive relic]

wow 3

[shrewd tendon]

Let me check my schedule

Im full sorry

Also this is the wrong channel bb

[shrewd tendon]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox

[random nova]

He did n got straight blanked

Why u got pc I though u was ps

[shrewd tendon]

I am but its just so i can tag the channel

[random nova]

Lol

[waxen field]

yeah its hard to find people sometimes due to the time you play

[cursive relic]

||rule 1. suck me||

[waxen field]

i get home late from work most of my friends in NA are asleep

[cursive relic]

Cayo bad @waxen field

[waxen field]

no no cayo good times ez money gg

[cursive relic]

no

bad cayo

do cayo = u do no hoes

[shrewd tendon]

I wanna do hoes

[waxen field]

ez muney then go to vanilla unicorn 👍

[random nova]

I need to take a brake from gta I got 200m

[random nova]

Just go to one irl

[hoary lintel]

Maze bank tower with 60 faggios inside

[cursive relic]

eww

ugly

[random nova]

-_-pointles

[cursive relic]

pointfull

[shrewd tendon]

[random nova]

N mazebank just cuz it's most expensive dint make it the best

Arcadius is best

[cursive relic]

maze bank best

[shrewd tendon]

Maze bank west>

[cursive relic]

No

[shrewd tendon]

Yes

[cursive relic]

Maze Bank Best!

all women go there wit me

[shrewd tendon]

Who uses ceo offices

They r for poor people

[cursive relic]

u too!

[random nova]

Me just to see how much piles of cash I got

[cursive relic]

[wintry heron]

me

[wintry heron]

i'm poor

[cursive relic]

port?

[wintry heron]

yes

port

[wintry heron]

You need YouTube Premium and there is only 1 video on it

[cursive relic]

whole damn port

[shrewd tendon]

Good stay poor

[cursive relic]

I'm in women

[wintry heron]

ok😢

[random nova]

It's time to give up

[wintry heron]

Says the one using Maze Bank West office 😂

[shrewd tendon]

I can afford to buy the most expensive

Doesnt mean i want it

Terrible location

[wintry heron]

Nah, you just poor

[shrewd tendon]

Uggy tower

[cursive relic]

u poor

[shrewd tendon]

Arcadius looks better

[cursive relic]

maze bank best cus u can sleep!

[wintry heron]

Nah, you just broke

[cursive relic]

broke alert!

[wintry heron]

yeah

[shrewd tendon]

I wanna sleep w u

[random nova]

Ooo fun being spawn killed

[shrewd tendon]

[cursive relic]

[wintry heron]

Probably doesn't even have a yacht 😂

[cursive relic]

😏

[shrewd tendon]

I do not

Fuck the yacht

[wintry heron]

Just stop getting spawn killed

[shrewd tendon]

Pointless boat

[wintry heron]

Broke

[shrewd tendon]

Uggy ahh boat

[wintry heron]

right

[shrewd tendon]

[wintry heron]

Me > You

[random nova]

Wish u could but I keep getting spawned right infront of there yatch

[shrewd tendon]

I wanna kiss u so bad

[cursive relic]

Hello xia!

[shrewd tendon]

When u say things like that

[cursive relic]

[shrewd tendon]

We can share

[cursive relic]

lil bit cheating doesnt matter!

[shrewd tendon]

Him

[cursive relic]

just a little tip forb@shrewd tendon

[shrewd tendon]

Yes

[shy lance]

Guys how can i fix the offline in gta 5 i cant go in online says social club is having a problem

[shrewd tendon]

Go to rockstar headquarters

And turn the social club router off n on

[cursive relic]

and kiss them

[shrewd tendon]

Yes

That too

[cursive relic]

little quickie while there wouldnt be bad

[shrewd tendon]

Oh yes pls

[shy lance]

Mukang tamod pfp mo II HXTEU II

[shrewd tendon]

What

Bro speak English

[shy lance]

Pang tite

HAHAHAHA

[shrewd tendon]

English bro

Speak it rn

[cursive relic]

fucken foreign bitc

[shrewd tendon]

[shy lance]

Tote

Tite

[shrewd tendon]

Tote bag

[cursive relic]

tote my pistol

[shrewd tendon]

Ill cock ur

Pistol

[cursive relic]

ok!

[shrewd tendon]

[cursive relic]

[shrewd tendon]

[cursive relic]

[lost monolith]

[wintry heron]

wtf is going on

[shrewd tendon]

Roleplay sexy

Nfsw

[wintry heron]

hi @wintry heron

[shrewd tendon]

Who is

[wintry heron]

discord roleplaying

[shrewd tendon]

@wintry heron

[wintry heron]

wendies is wendies

[shrewd tendon]

@wintry heron u my boo now

My sugar plum

Cherry blossom

[wintry heron]

lol

😟

[shrewd tendon]

Honey bun

[wintry heron]

😟

[shrewd tendon]

Theyre not responding monkey

I think their love for me has left them

Speechless

[wintry heron]

yup

most likely

[cursive relic]

yup

[random nova]

Anyone wanna kill some greifers

[wintry heron]

when i get good at the game yeah

maybe by next year

or before

[random nova]

I'm.ltlrt getting spawn camped by alazer n a hydra

[foggy dove]

Can anyone get me a million dollars on PS4 I’m 1 mill short of the oppressor

[severe crane]

Guys what to do if I got industrial plant glitch 😭😭
I cant play any heists 😭
Pls help

[random nova]

Wtf someones spamming rpgs

[wintry heron]

u can find someone to do casino heist with

#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4

[random nova]

Oop I fount a kd worrier

[wintry heron]

oh

that sucks

[random nova]

Man ltrly sticky bombs himself when ur abt to kill him so his dk dosent go down

[wintry heron]

that's why i play solo lobbies

[random nova]

Kinda cringe

[wintry heron]

lol

[random nova]

All I wanna do is earn cash but no ones on

[wintry heron]

dang

sucks

[random nova]

Boring life boring wife

[wintry heron]

lol

[random nova]

I'm being made to go to a meeting at collage next week cuz I stoped going -_-

The only reason my mom forcing me to go is so she can still claim child benefits of me kinda just wow

[strong zodiac]

do it yourself

[random nova]

I'm to shit in the lazer😔

[strong zodiac]

believe in yourself

[shrewd tendon]

I only ewo after i get a kill to reset health

Taking snacks mid fight isnt a good idea

[wintry heron]

yup

[random nova]

Nah they ltrly did it while I was alive n they was low hp

[sour spear]

Death bike>mk1

[elfin mango]

Me and my friend just got jumped by a fucking killer as we were both pugs

[sour spear]

U both team up lmao I killed it by myself

[elfin mango]

He was getting chased I just had to bite his legs while he was running on mount chilliad lol

[waxen field]

wheres that busy body from earlier

[random nova]

Anyone know how to fix the issue when it says servers unavailable

[waxen field]

you know the foo runnin his mouth but then was "busy" when it came down to dance

[random nova]

He gone to do stuff

[waxen field]

mmm hmmm

thought so

[random nova]

Technical hate would drive out love

Not the other way round

[sour spear]

Death bike>mk1

🚬

[white sail]

k den

[sour spear]

Anyone wanna have se

I only have 2.4 million dollars time to walk to my kosakta then sell nightclub stock

[random nova]

Broke life hitting u hard huh

[sour spear]

Me who awkwardly walks to kosakta

[random nova]

Lol

[sour spear]

[wintry heron]

You guys is gta online working?

[sour spear]

Yes

[wintry heron]

So many bugs in pc smh

[sour spear]

Uhhhhhhhhhh now time to do that painful tedious vellum mission across the map

[wintry heron]

this is exactly why cayo is shit

you have to fly a velum

across the map

[sour spear]

But I'm broke and I need that fat payout

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron give me perms

[sour spear]

Honestly I'm not even joking when I'm saying this but ive never gotten pink diamond in cayo after like 3 months

[wintry heron]

imagine

[sour spear]

And I do the heist on daily bases😐

[sour spear]

Give me sperms

[random nova]

I cant get on

[heavy tulip]

It's working for me

[wintry heron]

Me too is your problem same as me look on gta media

[random nova]

Idk why I've reset my wifi twice closed tbe app n reset my xbxox

Keeps saying gtav service's are unavailable

[wintry heron]

Ye me too

[random nova]

Weird

[wintry heron]

I can go in story mode but not in online

[sour spear]

What in fuck sake are cayo pericos bushes made out of

[wintry heron]

It just says youre in offline mode

[random nova]

Ye

[random nova]

Bruh out kostaka needs to be made out of it

Mine gets blown up to much but u hardly touch a Bush n go flying

[sour spear]

But I need my kosakta without it I'm useless I cant even make over 1 million to save my ass

[wintry heron]

Ikr if i hit that using motorcycle my health will be half tf

[sour spear]

I feel u

[random nova]

Drive better

[wintry heron]

maybe im noob lol

[random nova]

Ngl I'm sad I I finaly got a txt notification

Was happy thinking I'm wanted

[sour spear]

Bro but mechanics are absolute trash and the bushes are covered everywhere on the grass

[random nova]

It was gifgaf saying my data ends tmr

Then learn the path

[sour spear]

Git gud

-AnnoyingAholes

[random nova]

Git gud

-AnnoyingAholes

  -Noobs😪

[sour spear]

[random nova]

U been exposed

[sour spear]

Man F u😡

[random nova]

Nah thx I got a girl for that

[sour spear]

[random nova]

UwU

Actualy I might go to her house in the morning

[sour spear]

Man fuck this I'm out

[wintry heron]

Yo your gta 5 working now?

[random nova]

Lemme see

[random nova]

Nope still says the rockstar services wre unavailable

[wintry heron]

Hope it will be fix

[random nova]

Either its broke or my gold ended a day early

[strong zodiac]

they are right

literally

get good or get stomped on

[sour spear]

That doesn't change the fact rockstars mechanics are atrocious

[strong zodiac]

R* doesn’t care

[sour spear]

And that also doesn't change the fact there annoying

[strong zodiac]

get used to it.

[strong zodiac]

be better.

[sour spear]

I'll say It again that doesn't change the fact that there annoying

[strong zodiac]

yeah and?

your own fault

[sour spear]

And there annoying asf

[strong zodiac]

still your own fault

[wintry heron]

what's annoying

[shrewd tendon]

Stomp on me mommy

[uncut dragon]

wassup yall

[wintry heron]

bro what

[sour spear]

The tryhard virgins always saying git gud

[wintry heron]

yeah

[shrewd tendon]

What ;-;

[wintry heron]

they are

ngl

[shrewd tendon]

We were all thinking it

[strong zodiac]

those are wannabes lol

but seriously they are right

you choose to deal with such nuisances

it’s your own fault man

[sour spear]

Eyyyyyyyy fr I hate those pro gamer wannabes there the most cringe gamers I've ever seen💀

[shrewd tendon]

I think this dude mighta blocked me ;-; or just ignoring me

[wintry heron]

who

which dude

[shrewd tendon]

Ur mum

[uncut dragon]

ig its time to do my first cayo heist in a long time

[shrewd tendon]

Eva

[wintry heron]

oh

[shrewd tendon]

[wintry heron]

did wendie respond yet

[shrewd tendon]

Ye

[strong zodiac]

i tend to be good at ignoring

[random nova]

Lmao some kid is trying to get members for his server by doing 1v1s

[wintry heron]

what did they say

[strong zodiac]

farm kd

[wintry heron]

lol

[random nova]

Prbly

[shrewd tendon]

It only makes my love for u stronger

[wintry heron]

bro

what

[random nova]

Idk he said he's at 8k members

[shrewd tendon]

They love me a lot

[wintry heron]

that's nice

[sour spear]

Ok go play call of duty warzone

[shrewd tendon]

I was talking ab eva ignoring me

[wintry heron]

lol tbh

[strong zodiac]

one of my favorite arguments

[wintry heron]

oh

[uncut dragon]

seeing pavel made me happy

[shrewd tendon]

Go be gay elsewhere

No one cares

[wintry heron]

wow

[uncut dragon]

aye when?

[shrewd tendon]

Lester >

[wintry heron]

bro

[uncut dragon]

lester aint even that good

he takes to much

[wintry heron]

lol

[sour spear]

Aaaaaaaand my game crashed now I have to reset my console

[shrewd tendon]

Less annoying than pavel

[wintry heron]

dang

sucks

[sour spear]

Happens all the time

[wintry heron]

😟

[uncut dragon]

Lester calls to much

[wintry heron]

yeah

[shrewd tendon]

Wait

You dont gotta reset console?

For game crashing

Me

[wintry heron]

bro

[uncut dragon]

Anytime

[wintry heron]

what

WHAT

[shrewd tendon]

Link in ur ab me

Good server?

And does it have sexy amogus roleplay 18+ nsfw channel

[uncut dragon]

I first played gta at 8

[shrewd tendon]

Nice

So ur like

16

[uncut dragon]

13

[shrewd tendon]

Smol

[formal cape]

Sus

[shrewd tendon]

Peewee

[formal cape]

Smol boi

[uncut dragon]

yes

[formal cape]

Tiny

[shrewd tendon]

Oh my

They get smaller

[uncut dragon]

Bro how was I suppose to do story mode if Trevor moved into the strip club?

[formal cape]

Wtf

Nonono

[formal cape]

[uncut dragon]

My mom was pissed at me

cause she actually thought I just played it fir the driving

[wintry heron]

it's a packing server

[formal cape]

Me tryna buy mk 2 but my broke ass cant afford it

[uncut dragon]

Which was half true

[uncut dragon]

I can’t even afford the Cayo heist

[shrewd tendon]

Whats that

[bitter sentinel]

Question how do you do prize ride challenge like how do you know when its the next day

[formal cape]

Its 2.2 mil for the kosatka

[wintry heron]

basically talking shit while screaming

[formal cape]

Or 2.1

[wintry heron]

and taking fast

[uncut dragon]

No to do the heist

[shrewd tendon]

Ew ;-;

[uncut dragon]

Like start it up

[wintry heron]

it's funny tho

[shrewd tendon]

25k after first time

[uncut dragon]

Ik I ain’t got that

[shrewd tendon]

First time is free

[uncut dragon]

I got 11 dollars

[shrewd tendon]

Nice

[uncut dragon]

So broke boys outta my way

[shrewd tendon]

Ill check it out

[formal cape]

I was playing gta with my friend and his dad saw the screen “move the drugs” and he said what game are u playing. We said minecraft and the drugs are “cheese”

[uncut dragon]

lmao

[formal cape]

Ah yea

What

The

Fuck

Really?

Fully???????

Damn

Wtf

Bruh

[uncut dragon]

What’s the closest car to a fourth or third gen camaro, I wanna try to make me and my dads project car in the game

[formal cape]

I would play doom eternal but idk i dont really like it

Too gory for me idk why i just dont like gore

Im like an 8 yr old

Tbh

[wintry heron]

why not

[formal cape]

like one

[wintry heron]

gore is cool

YESSSS

[bitter sentinel]

I will ask my question again how do you do prize ride challenge like how do you know when its the next day

[wintry heron]

Wait 24 hours, done

[formal cape]

I was playing gta a few secs ago and i was in the strip club doing the sussy lap dance and the floor was shaking and i went outside and there was a fucking tank that broke my mk 1 and me

[bitter sentinel]

Alright

[formal cape]

Idk

I am shit at cayo… or any mission other than that one mission at the begining with lester the one with the small bank

Bank*

Not bang

[bitter sentinel]

Alright

[formal cape]

I would but i have no one to help me

I have 0 dollars and 30k in the bank that i cant withdraw cus its not enough

Im lvl 30 and i cant do cayo with a full squad

I never done doomsday

Someone needs to teach me how to play the game lol

Yes

But

Remember

That

Im slow

In

The

Brain

Damnn

I used to be level 28 and now im level 29

Ok

Lol

Lol

I have a ps4

But its on the top of a shelf

I have a ps6

I have ps4 and xbox series s

Sheesh kebab

We are not talking f2f

So imagine my fingers at my forearm

Rn

[wintry heron]

i lost my first ps3

[formal cape]

On xbox it takes forever

Anyway imma sleep

[wintry heron]

okay

[formal cape]

Cya guys

[wintry heron]

goodnight

dang

what happened

oh

oh

mine broke and overheated

and it's lost now

[lost monolith]

[cerulean perch]

cum

[waxen field]

is that the only emote you post

i never see this guy talk but hes always posting that emote lol

[cerulean perch]

can someone help me with hist