🚔┃gta-discussion

[gaunt karma]

just buy it from interaction menu who cares

[ebon goblet]

But missions will help

[ebon goblet]

Haven’t thought about that tbh

[gaunt karma]

under snacks

[frigid mural]

penthouse isnt really that good for money making, i recommend first buying all the buisness

then spend money on fun stuff

or stuff to flex with'

[loud marlin]

just got to my kasotka

[ebon goblet]

Yeah I got bunker, nightclub, weed, counterfeit, bank

[loud marlin]

I'm starting it now

[wintry heron]

How many missions are there?

[ebon goblet]

Kosetka

[gaunt karma]

what is bank

[ebon goblet]

And I feel like I’m forgetting one

[ebon goblet]

The CEO bank

[gaunt karma]

cocaine?

[ebon goblet]

For cargo

[gaunt karma]

ohk

[ebon goblet]

No I don’t have cocaine

[hoary dome]

6

[loud marlin]

just sent you an invite

[gaunt karma]

then buy that

[wintry heron]

Ok thanks

[loud marlin]

my favorite business is nightclub

[ebon goblet]

I’m prob gonna buy vehicle cargo

[loud marlin]

you need a cargobob for the vehicle warehouse

[ebon goblet]

Nightclubs pretty good

[frigid mural]

6

[loud marlin]

unless you don't mind stowing your car soemwhere and fighting the onslaught of street racers trying to shoot up your car

[ebon goblet]

Wait really

Damn

[gaunt karma]

imo vehicle cargo warehouse is good to get back the money you spend on passive business fast

[frigid mural]

fyi you have to do it with a friend u cant do them solo

[loud marlin]

if you want no damage and to make it go faster

[ebon goblet]

Bunker my best rn

[gaunt karma]

be a good driver

[wintry heron]

Yeah im working through my friends missions and we tryna figure out how many are left

[loud marlin]

I am a good driver I race with a controller for crying out loud

the only problem is

[ebon goblet]

If I could sell my Mc buisness I’d be rich

[loud marlin]

the street racers that literrally come at you the second you leave your vehicle warehouse

[ebon goblet]

My weed almost max upgraded

[loud marlin]

to shoot up your car

[gaunt karma]

they want you not the car you can exit then kill the 4 cars that come to you and that is all

[loud marlin]

assuming ur selling to a specialist dealer

[loud marlin]

it's usually 8 for me

[weak flume]

That doesn't classify u as a good driver tbh

[loud marlin]

4 waves

[frigid mural]

i dont like mc buisnesess, they dont pay that much, have pretty shit sell missions and are not solo friently at all

[loud marlin]

they are unfortunately required FOR nightclub

[ebon goblet]

Preach

[frigid mural]

thats the only reason i have them lol

[loud marlin]

@warped tiger you there?

[warped tiger]

@loud marlin sorry my PC crashed

[frigid mural]

luckily they were pretty cheap

[ebon goblet]

Mc is just good for starter, then nightclub

[hoary dome]

Yeah i just have them for nightclub

[loud marlin]

all good

[hoary dome]

They need to revamp the mc businesses

[ebon goblet]

Fr

[warped tiger]

Restarting it

[ebon goblet]

It’s ass

[frigid mural]

Mc buisnesses might have been good in the past but now they are dog shit

[hoary dome]

At least let you go ghost or something

[frigid mural]

they dont pay anything

[loud marlin]

i hate how criminal enterprise gives you one of the best businesses, bunker, but in the worst location, paleto bay

[hoary dome]

You’re a sitting duck when selling

[loud marlin]

view is nice

[frigid mural]

500k max wtf is that

[gaunt karma]

my starter passive was bunker when it was on sale

[loud marlin]

everything else sucks

[ebon goblet]

Lol fr I had to buy a closer bunker location

But if it gave good locations it would be worth more than 9 bucks

[frigid mural]

not worth it if ur gonna use bunker buy chumash, better spend the money instead of using that piece of shit bunker

[ebon goblet]

I had a gift card so I didn’t mind paying

[loud marlin]

that's what I was hoping

problem is

[gaunt karma]

but it is faster and needs less money than bunker to get it full which means to full in cocaine are nearly the same in bunker

[loud marlin]

these businesses, unless you don't mind endlessly driving over mountains chasing after helicopters

it demands you have at least a buzzard

[ebon goblet]

Or you have mk2 like me

[loud marlin]

I don't have a buzzard

I only got a frogger

Im saving for a mk2 oppressor to make grinding MUCH easier

and a terrobyte

[ebon goblet]

I am a might mosquito in the skys

[loud marlin]

then I can be done with cayo once and for all

fuck cayo

[frigid mural]

the only reason i like bunker a bit more is when u buy supplies you are guarenteed one sell vehicle so its solo friendly, where mc buisnesses buying supplies makes it so u get 2 or more vehicles

[loud marlin]

love you pavel

but fuck you cayo perico

[ebon goblet]

Pavel felt that

[loud marlin]

whoever fucking says cayo is easy

are liars

[ebon goblet]

M-

[loud marlin]

it's not

[gaunt karma]

we are all liars

[loud marlin]

least the diamond casino doesn't lie about the bullshit that goes on when you gamble there

[wintry heron]

Its easy with a sparrow/mk2

[gaunt karma]

[ebon goblet]

First Cayo took me 6 tries i was so nervous

[loud marlin]

in cayo everyone can just spot you

whenever they wanna spot you

[gaunt karma]

and akuma

😉

[loud marlin]

they leave the best secondary targets locked away requiring a second person with you

[ebon goblet]

Gold, yeah

[loud marlin]

so what's the point grinding solo, you know?

[ebon goblet]

But there’s still cocaine, paintings, cash is ass

[loud marlin]

i'm just really REALLY tired

[ebon goblet]

And weed

[loud marlin]

i had a long work week

[wintry heron]

@loud marlin cayo perico is the easiest way to make money i have ever done

[loud marlin]

I'll be damned if I spend 100 on a stupid shark card

[loud marlin]

it's not

[wintry heron]

Cocaine is when solo and thats 440k a bag

[loud marlin]

i hate everything about it

[ebon goblet]

Facts can never go broken with Cayo

[gaunt karma]

i grind it with a second player and get the paintings and gold we always get elite and i get more than what i get solo

[wintry heron]

Your just bad at it then

Its way too easy

[ebon goblet]

Only time Cayo takes money is the 25,000 to start it

[loud marlin]

i hate the setups, I hate how I can't go in with my own guns like the old heists, I hate how much I try to go stealth somehow I still get spotted

it's frustrating

[wintry heron]

Can someone help me whit the money?

[wintry heron]

And the 5k for supressers which is nothing

[ebon goblet]

Everything else is just time and barely effort if you’ve done it enough times

[gaunt karma]

false

[ebon goblet]

Facts

[loud marlin]

I hate having to drive to my kasotka into the ocean again and again and again and again

[ebon goblet]

?

[gaunt karma]

the quick travels

[ebon goblet]

Oh yeah true

[loud marlin]

.... i'm just so tired

with this game

[gaunt karma]

specially if it is your first time it will be 10k

...

[wintry heron]

Can someone help me whit the money?

[loud marlin]

]I just wanna play deltarune and madness project nexus

[wintry heron]

Set your spawn at the kosatka

[loud marlin]

im talking about setups

[ebon goblet]

So in total your spending $40,000 for startup, oppressors, and quick travels

But you get like 1 mill back

[wintry heron]

Can someone help me whit the money?

[gaunt karma]

best thing with kosatka is that you dont need to buy personal quarters

[wintry heron]

Put your kosatja at vespuci and use a heli if you have one

[gaunt karma]

it is already there

[loud marlin]

.... why does the fucking oprresor gotta be 4 mil.?

just why?

[frigid mural]

just do the heist twice, buy oppressor mk2 and ur set for life

[loud marlin]

that's the worst part of it yet

[ebon goblet]

Cause it’s infamous

[loud marlin]

.... i'm really tired

[gaunt karma]

no one buys it for that price it is 3m

[ebon goblet]

Plus the 1mill you pay for terrobyte, and vehicle workshop, and missles

[loud marlin]

i just want this stupid heist done with so I can move on with my life

[wintry heron]

Can someone help me get the kosatka

[loud marlin]

it's 3.8 for me

[wintry heron]

I can help.you

[frigid mural]

well 1mil for terrobyte but u get a mil discount off opressor

so technically u get a free terrobyte

for the 3.8mil price

[loud marlin]

@warped tiger sorry about it I joined with someone else

[frigid mural]

sad part is

[gaunt karma]

get the trade price becuase imagine not buying a terrobyte if you have depressor mk2

[frigid mural]

u need a night club

[wintry heron]

I would give you a free cayo if you were on ps

[wintry heron]

Can you help me whit the mone?

[gaunt karma]

night club and terrobyte make money though

so it is fair

[wintry heron]

What do you need help with

[frigid mural]

yeah imagine if they didn't doe

its just stupid from rockstar

why df

does a fucking

truck

need to be

in a night club

[wintry heron]

I need money to buy a kosatka.

[frigid mural]

what sense is that

who fucking got that idea

who had 3 braincells

[wintry heron]

How much are you off currently

[wintry heron]

300k

[gaunt karma]

if you dont know the word rockstar means paywalls in pskwod language

[ebon goblet]

Lol

[frigid mural]

rockstar can suck big dick

if cayo wasnt a thing

i would have quit gta

[wintry heron]

I got a heist going right now but its only good solo so ill finish this one up later and ill take you on the next one i have

[ebon goblet]

gEtS BaNnED

[hoary dome]

Greatest vehicle in the game

[wintry heron]

ok i wil be online in discord.

[ebon goblet]

PREACH

[gaunt karma]

i see your name

[hoary dome]

It’s a paywall so not everyone can have it

[wintry heron]

Yeah ill try to remember just dm me later if i dont say anything

[hoary dome]

Otherwise everyone would have mk2

[loud marlin]

I'm playing with a fresh player

who's rank 1

[ebon goblet]

Hmm yeah idk if I can trust you saying oppressor mk2 best with that name

[loud marlin]

let's see how this goes down

[wintry heron]

i waved u

[ebon goblet]

I reached 100 yesterday

[warped tiger]

It's okay I'm sorry for taking long

[frigid mural]

no its a paywall so it would encourage shark card sales, rockstar gives zero fucks on who has the oppressor mk2, if they did they would solve the griefer issues

[hoary dome]

I defo know how To use it To it’s max potential

[ebon goblet]

Hmmmm

[frigid mural]

if rockstar really cared

[wintry heron]

Hello

[loud marlin]

Don't worrry about it

[ebon goblet]

Gotta keep eye on you

[loud marlin]

tsorry for getting you wrapped up in this

[frigid mural]

all they would do is make it so you cant buy mk2 unless ur level 100 or something like that

[wintry heron]

I flashed a light at the guards at cayo perico

[hoary dome]

Lol they literally tell a whole lobby when someone is doing a sale or resupply, they want sales destroyed

[frigid mural]

like they did at the release of gta online

[wintry heron]

And nothing happened

Rubio should really upgrade his guards

[loud marlin]

jesus christ he swam out to shore

wait

[wintry heron]

I hate that fencing fee

[frigid mural]

Like if rockstar really cared they would implement the system they already had, make vehicles level based, so if ur not a certain level u cant buy that vehicle

[wintry heron]

Its stiipd

[frigid mural]

that way only experience players would have mk2s

[wintry heron]

Stupid*

[frigid mural]

instead of kids with level 1 accounts

who bought shark cards

[ebon goblet]

Imma go play gta bye

[wintry heron]

I bought one shark card

Just to get a sub

I have 1 mil

[frigid mural]

):

[wintry heron]

So i got a sub

With the 1.2 mil

[hoary dome]

They don’t care, they want us to destroy your sales, it flashes red and tells us to for cash and rp

[wintry heron]

I got gold in casino

And i got art work

[frigid mural]

u still have to put 10h of time instead of instantly making account buying sharkcard and griefing players

do u really think

[hoary dome]

Quick tip guys if you leave some firework ammo in the gun, if you destroy ceo crate sales it’ll give you more of that ammo, you can’t get it any other way

[steel lotus]

i actually forgot terrorbyte existed

[frigid mural]

someone that was gonna buy a sharkcard

would grind for 10h

[loud marlin]

....

why....

[hoary dome]

Loool

[warped tiger]

I remember it but I forgot where it was now I just found it, it was in nightclub

[loud marlin]

why why why why...?

[frigid mural]

takes effort and people who buy shark cards dont like effort lol

[loud marlin]

i just wanna break my pc so damn bad

@warped tiger you down to still go?

[wintry heron]

Otis

[warped tiger]

Why?

[loud marlin]

we got spotted

[wintry heron]

Eric

[hoary dome]

If you have a weapon workshop you can refill the special ammo you have

[loud marlin]

alright?

[hoary dome]

I use it all the time for that

[warped tiger]

Im in game

[loud marlin]

I couldn't shoot a moving guard in the head to save my life

[wintry heron]

Astro Bucket

[loud marlin]

perfect

[haughty fiber]

need answer fast

[loud marlin]

this stupid heist is giving me a goddamn headache

[haughty fiber]

whats the fastest loadout prep for cayo perico?

[loud marlin]

they're all equally long

[hoary dome]

Same as buying shark card, you’re paying for electricity

[haughty fiber]

the one on the executive office?

[warped tiger]

Do you want help?

[hoary dome]

It’s random bro doesn’t matter which loadout you choose

[frigid mural]

I'd still muxh rather have a level system instead of allowing people to buy Mk2 on level 1

[loud marlin]

I found sitting in your car in a solo lobby to be a better way to afk grind ironically enough

[wintry heron]

I got stuck at overview

[haughty fiber]

what heist is it?

[loud marlin]

yes please

cayo

[proper vector]

Yeah my games crashed on load up too

[loud marlin]

I really hate cayo

[wintry heron]

I love cayo

[frigid mural]

when they don't allow u to buy normal guns at level 30

[loud marlin]

joiining a new heist

[wintry heron]

Cayo ex

Ez

[loud marlin]

man you must really have a thing for masochism

huh?

[proper vector]

Easy*

[warped tiger]

Okay

[frigid mural]

Cayo very very easy

[warped tiger]

Coming in the game

[haughty fiber]

i like the lore

[wintry heron]

I finish it in under 5 mins

[loud marlin]

wow that's great

[wintry heron]

That’s how easy cayo is

[loud marlin]

you know what say

hey

[haughty fiber]

but the fact its designed to not be done with realistic cars just sucks

[frigid mural]

First time a heist had an interesting story

[loud marlin]

why don't you go kill one of the juggernauts with me

huh?

[wintry heron]

Hey is for horrses

[loud marlin]

with our weak mk2 weapons

nono scratch thatt

[wintry heron]

I avoid the jug

[haughty fiber]

its almost begging you to use the mk2

[frigid mural]

I like that, otherwise it'd be way to easy

[loud marlin]

No damn ammo

with the guns

hahaha

[wintry heron]

True

[loud marlin]

our guy can cary 6 semi trucks worth of guns and ammo

[haughty fiber]

auto shop heists are waaay harder than cayo

[loud marlin]

but I only bring a pocket amount of ammo are you kidding me?

[loud marlin]

no they're easy

[haughty fiber]

and supposed to be done with cars

[loud marlin]

just hate moodymann and sessanta

[wintry heron]

The jug is rigged

[haughty fiber]

aawn i like them hahaha

they are funny together

[wintry heron]

I did casino and we started punching the guards when we got caught doing big con it was funny

And they had 10 out of 10 armour

Because i skipped the duggan shipments

Being lazy

I needed paper today

[tough mountain]

lol

[frigid mural]

they are but imagine cayo with mk2 or anything like that

cayo would litterally be a babys game

[tough mountain]

mhm

no need to think

do it 1 time then you know how to do it everytime

[wintry heron]

Yeah just reaction

[haughty fiber]

i meant the preps

[hoary dome]

They’re defo more interesting, but cayo pay is too good

[wintry heron]

I hate the juggernaut cone of vision

[haughty fiber]

they are ridiculous to be done realistically

and ridiculously fast with a pussywagon

aka mk2

[hoary dome]

Hahaha

[wintry heron]

Its skinny but so far

[hoary dome]

All hail the mk2

[frigid mural]

u can do the preps with futuristic vehicles doe

ah u want them

with realistic vehicles

well

[haughty fiber]

yeah

street crime

[frigid mural]

it will take u longer

u still can

[wintry heron]

Should i get a toreador or mk 2 because i have 3.1 mil

[haughty fiber]

like something reasonable since the name of the game is about stealing cars

[frigid mural]

for cayo get mk2 for fun both are good but toreador more fun

[haughty fiber]

i do em

[hoary dome]

Toreador you can use in missions and heists

[haughty fiber]

but the mission you gotta follow the valkyrie for example

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[haughty fiber]

you cant keep up with that using a car

[hoary dome]

But mk2 is the goat vehicle but you need nightclub and terrorbyte for the rockets

[wintry heron]

I already have that stuff

[haughty fiber]

and mk1 required tons of research and effort

[wintry heron]

Ever since i got cayo i be spitting cash

[haughty fiber]

cuz its balanced

not a piece of flying crap

[hoary dome]

Get mk2 first

Then toreador

[wintry heron]

Yes

[hoary dome]

Toreador good if you wanna do doomsday or og heists cmm

[haughty fiber]

or dont get the mk2 at all

[wintry heron]

Yeah thats why i wanna get it

[frigid mural]

for that one i reccomend just blowing up the valkyrie its not worth it

[wintry heron]

Mk2 for like preps

[haughty fiber]

its the worst thing in the game if you are looking to have fun

[gaunt karma]

just fast-track once if it is not the missiles go in another session without saving progress

ez

[haughty fiber]

didnt know i could do that lol

thanks

[hoary dome]

Depends on definition of fun, I love it

[frigid mural]

yeah just blow it up and go start the prep again , keep in mind u might get unlucky and get it again

[wintry heron]

Toreador has unlimited rockets

[frigid mural]

just keep blowing up the valyrae

i use the missiles in the kosatka for that

[hoary dome]

And takes 4-6 to destroy

Can’t remember the exact amount

[gaunt karma]

i never got that mission ig i am lucky

[wintry heron]

3 when no in it 6 when someone in it

[frigid mural]

ive gotten it 3 times in a row once

i kept destroying the valkyrae lol

[wintry heron]

Its better then the bat mobile for sure

[frigid mural]

it was fun cuz i hate that mission

fuck that mission

fuck any tailing mission

the worst fucking game design

[loud marlin]

why is it casino loud is pretty fun?

[wintry heron]

Idk

[hoary dome]

You can go ahead of the chopper to the spawn points

[wintry heron]

I like loud

[hoary dome]

Kill everyone and wait for the valkrie to land

[wintry heron]

Since thats all my teammate do

Cuz i have no friends

Cri

[loud marlin]

i thoguht this game would've been fun

it feels like a second job

[wintry heron]

Its the community

[loud marlin]

it's not fun to say the least

[wintry heron]

I keep gettimg greifed

Getting*

[loud marlin]

I'd rather put up with the dirty racers in the ls car meet doing street racers than the griefers

[wintry heron]

When i do preps

[frigid mural]

its rockstar designing a game over shark cards instead of designing a game over it being fun

[gaunt karma]

This game should be -18 basically for under aged people who want to work

[loud marlin]

fuck the griefers who have nothing else better to do with their time

but blow up people trying to make money

outside of heists or buying shark cards

[wintry heron]

Someone said they killed me in till i left

[loud marlin]

i don't have the luxury to spend my hard earned real life money on gta currency

[frigid mural]

i just hate that theres no other game like gta 5 u cant just not play if u like theese type of games

[wintry heron]

They had like 18 kills on me wjen i came back

[loud marlin]

fax

[wintry heron]

Cuz i was gone for a min

[gaunt karma]

in my servers when i message someone please stop they run away and stop

ez

and i play in solo public lobbys so no problem anyway

[loud marlin]

all we got is forza, need for speed, sims, and minecraft

saints row sucks

except the first 2

[wintry heron]

Rdr2

[loud marlin]

fuck volition

[loud marlin]

it's just gta set in the wild west

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[loud marlin]

singleplayer is great

online sucks

[haughty fiber]

gta is just too good

having a car in forza doesnt feel like you actually own it

you cant flex over that car and stuff

[gaunt karma]

get a toreador and try the vault explosives prep

have fun.....

[haughty fiber]

lmao

[gaunt karma]

but other than that it is good

[gaunt karma]

yeah toreador cant go down in water you just wait for it to sink it is only good for moving straight

[haughty fiber]

they just trynna kill player who dont fight back so their k/d ratio is higher than an actual pvp player

[loud marlin]

i want the krieger because of the AMG Project One from Forza Horizon 5

[haughty fiber]

so they can think they are better

[haughty fiber]

i thought i wanted it too

[loud marlin]

I actually challenged this kid who blew me up when doing ceo crate resupply missions

we dueled out infront of the casino

[haughty fiber]

but it doesnt have an option of central giant shark fin

just double smol

[wintry heron]

Imma get a toreador first

[loud marlin]

told him "until you get off your damn oppressor then we'll have a fair fight"

[gaunt karma]

yes

[loud marlin]

"if you refuse to get off there's no fight to be had in the first place"

"fight like a man or not at all"

[haughty fiber]

i literally stoped playing gta cuz of the mk2

[loud marlin]

"i'll be here waiting punk"

[gaunt karma]

opmk2 will turn you into a grei***

[haughty fiber]

i enjoyed pvping with jets

[loud marlin]

i'm forever a grinder

fuck griefing

[haughty fiber]

and there is not way to hit a flying ant who can doge missles by holding a single button

[gaunt karma]

but grind for what when it is the end?

[wintry heron]

Im a level 73

[loud marlin]

if someone tried to grief another player in my session I'll make sure they'll never get the end of me killing them

[gaunt karma]

you will have a mk2 and you will start griefing

[haughty fiber]

getting the money is fun

[gaunt karma]

but toreador is to help people in there apartment business

[haughty fiber]

its really not about the money at one point

[loud marlin]

when I got all the upgrades for all my businesses, when I have garages full of my dream cars in the game, when I got a yacht, when I'm a billionaire

[wintry heron]

Yeah mk2 imma get

[haughty fiber]

you just want some objectives

[wintry heron]

For grinding

[loud marlin]

when I got a fleet of airplanes

[gaunt karma]

but repeating is not fun

[haughty fiber]

to spend time on

[gaunt karma]

then it will end

[haughty fiber]

my account got 500 million on overal income

[wintry heron]

Toreador is good for heist

[haughty fiber]

and here i am

doing a cayo

[gaunt karma]

what level?

[haughty fiber]

220

[loud marlin]

I just wanna like

[haughty fiber]

im not sure abt how many hours i got into it

[loud marlin]

stop paying this already addictive game my time

i hate this game

just as much as I enjoy it for the littlest stuff

[haughty fiber]

but its over 3k on ps4

[loud marlin]

i hate rockstar

[haughty fiber]

i used to play on xbox 360 back then

[wintry heron]

What do yall think is better bat mobile or toreador

[gaunt karma]

it also shows you the hours spent

[loud marlin]

but gta online is the only thing I'll ever get as of now to midnight club

a game they once had love for

[haughty fiber]

yeah ik

[loud marlin]

and a game which got me in love with rockstar

i hate rockstar now

[haughty fiber]

ill set up the heist lobby and check

[gaunt karma]

bat mobile doesnt have good handle or armor

[loud marlin]

i play gta online to go back to the times i played midnight club

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[haughty fiber]

its fun tho

and can be used in most missions

that pretty op

[wintry heron]

The rockets are great tho

[haughty fiber]

the missles are good af on the missions

[gaunt karma]

you pvp?

[wintry heron]

No

[haughty fiber]

its not good for pvp

[gaunt karma]

if pve then all rockets are good

[haughty fiber]

thats not even a question

[wintry heron]

Deal with griefers

[haughty fiber]

but for a mission where you cant pull any military cars

[gaunt karma]

it has good armor

[loud marlin]

.... this game

[haughty fiber]

its a great help

[loud marlin]

god

i wasted so much time I'll never get back

over this game

thank god I got criminal enterprise

[gaunt karma]

but dealing with griefers can be the deluxo and thruster since they are immune to missles

[loud marlin]

else I would've lost my shit playing this game

[haughty fiber]

most of my time was very enjoyable

having fun with friends

[wintry heron]

Yeah toreador has unlimited

[loud marlin]

it feels like a second job for me

i'm worn out from my main one

i work physical labour

there's times where I grind where I doze off while flying my helicopter cause im so tired

[gaunt karma]

i mean no missiles hit deluxo and thruster

[loud marlin]

i smack against the side of a building

or cliffside

[haughty fiber]

i got 2k hours on ps4

[tough mountain]

kaboom

[loud marlin]

i got like

200 hours?

in the game

[haughty fiber]

ever played ark?

[gaunt karma]

[haughty fiber]

2.000

[loud marlin]

i dunno been playing since 9/11 this year

[loud marlin]

no

only the mobile version

[gaunt karma]

i got 5d and 10 hours lol

[haughty fiber]

ark is actual life waster

if you wanna do good in ark you cant have a job

[gaunt karma]

since i only play 1 hour and 30 minutes on friday and saturday the rest i dont play

[loud marlin]

I'm sick and tired playing this game

[gaunt karma]

dont play it then

[loud marlin]

i just want my damn nightclub, mc businesses, and special crate businesses to all be fully upgraded

I want the stupid terrobyte, well it's not stupid

but the stupid mk 2 oppressor

all for the goddamn krieger

[loud marlin]

i can't stop though

it's my time off from work

when wiill i be able to play if not now?

i don't got vacations

can't ask for sick days off cause I'm on probation

[haughty fiber]

why dont you use more effective ways of grinding then?

[loud marlin]

i'm litterally living the same life as my gtao character

no sleep

endless work

[haughty fiber]

it might not be as fun but its way faster

[loud marlin]

putting up with endless bs

[loud marlin]

oh yeah The Professional

lol

[haughty fiber]

3 or 4 cayos will get you the krieger

[gaunt karma]

you are a criminal???

[loud marlin]

yeah lemme just do headhunter and sightseer again and again

[gaunt karma]

[haughty fiber]

shouldnt take longer than 5 hours

[loud marlin]

let me just fill up my 700k warehouse and spend 200k to restock it

again and again and again

[gaunt karma]

they are double this week

[loud marlin]

let me spend as much money as it costed me to buy the nightclub to make the technicians source goods faster

this game is turning me

[gaunt karma]

you can make 2m in 100 minutes with the opmk2

[loud marlin]

into fucking Vaas from far cry

[wintry heron]

shark cards

[haughty fiber]

just do cayo

[loud marlin]

fuck off with that

[haughty fiber]

dont even stress about it

[loud marlin]

FUCK OFF WITH CAYO

[wintry heron]

why

[loud marlin]

cayo is the reaosn why I seek therapy rn

well actually other reasons

but Cayo really makes me have Spec Ops the Line PTSD

[warped tiger]

@loud marlin

Im in

[wintry heron]

try doing it 5 times a day for 1 week and see how you feel then

[warped tiger]

Your heit

[loud marlin]

I wanna fuking kill el rubio once and for all

take his fucking island

and go full scarface

take his whole operation

[haughty fiber]

right?

[loud marlin]

No

[haughty fiber]

i would love to go brutal on el rubio if i would get to own my island

[loud marlin]

I will

feed el rubio

to his own panther

in bite sized pieces

[haughty fiber]

for his own panther

[loud marlin]

and then any griefer who blew me up

for doing ceo resupply missions

[hoary dome]

Hahaha

[loud marlin]

or mc/bunker ressuply missions

they all get fed to the panther

the panther will look like nikocado avocado when I'm finished doing that

[haughty fiber]

LMAO

chill out man

i feel you

[loud marlin]

no

fuck this game

i just want my goddamn krieger

also fuck tom conners

vincient was a good man

[wintry heron]

how much money do you have

[haughty fiber]

did you get revenge on the griefer?

[wintry heron]

speedrun

[loud marlin]

why the fuck do you treat vincient like shit you piewce of shit i will waterboard you with your own fuckign champagne

jerry mother fucking piece of shit rick and morty ass

this game

makes my blood boil

fuck agatha

fuck duggans

fuck everyone

[haughty fiber]

i take a while but i dont stress over it

[loud marlin]

especially sessanta and moodymann

[haughty fiber]

just do it chilling

on my own pace

[loud marlin]

fuck them both

[haughty fiber]

lol

[wintry heron]

I dont have the mk2 either

[loud marlin]

fuck the griefers especially

[haughty fiber]

they are cool 😭

theres only 1 thing they get me mad about

mfer moodyman thinks hes my boss

i could clap his cheeks

get into a tank and destroy whatever business he pretends to run

[wintry heron]

sparrow

[soft torrent]

tbh i dont get why everyone's so worked up abt what the npcs say, literally just turn down the volume of ur tv or pc, yea u wont hear the gunshots but if ur running the contract finale its not that complicated, not like ur pvping where u wanna hear off the radar opponents

[wintry heron]

no

[soft torrent]

no helicopter

[wintry heron]

its a heli

[haughty fiber]

no

i dont have it yet

doing this cayo to buy it

i used to have the og sea sparrow

[loud marlin]

.........

this cayo makes me wanna just

god what the hell am i doing with my life?

why do I suck at this game?

why do I keep doing stuff to myself that makes me feel miserable

just want the stupid krieger....

[haughty fiber]

lmao

[soft torrent]

what specifically are u having problems with lol

[loud marlin]

not getting caught in cayo

[haughty fiber]

gta doesnt seem to be the issue at the moment

[loud marlin]

putting up

with cayo

putting up with rockstar's heavy monetization of this 8 year old game

[haughty fiber]

i get caught every single time

[loud marlin]

i'm literally captain walker

having a ptsd attack

[haughty fiber]

but then i shoot the fuck out of everyone

[loud marlin]

from spec ops the line

[haughty fiber]

cuz thats what gta is about for me

[loud marlin]

im not good at pvp in this stupid game

[haughty fiber]

feeding my godess sense

[loud marlin]

i'm not hank from madness combat alright

I'm not

[haughty fiber]

if i dont like it

i kill it

or whatever

[loud marlin]

why....

why can't I use my own guns?

What the fukc rockstar

why won;t you let me use my guns

the people I invite use their guns

[haughty fiber]

what?

no

you cant use your own guns in cayo

[hasty nacelle]

Hey guys should I get a weed farm or doc forgery for my night club or should I just not get those business

[haughty fiber]

no

just same crew

in order

no deaths

any of the 4 can be the host

the 4 of of the people get cmm

[hoary dome]

They’ll make money but not a lot

[hasty nacelle]

Ok

[haughty fiber]

same host

[lean yew]

are their guns different then yours

[haughty fiber]

if not same host its not considered in order

[loud marlin]

this game makes me wanna do "kill yourself" in real life

hahahahahahahha

[inland thunder]

How do i buy a drift car

[hoary dome]

Get a console

[loud marlin]

you know what el rubio

[hoary dome]

Pc sucks

[loud marlin]

keep your stupid fucking bonds

[haughty fiber]

just turn aim locking on bruv

[loud marlin]

I GIVE UP

[inland thunder]

HeLLOOOO

[loud marlin]

playing this game

i give up

fuck el rubio fuck the grinders my life is enough of a living hell

fuck cayo

[lean yew]

or buy the futo gtx and put drift tires on it or buy the banshee

[haughty fiber]

i dont like the new drift cars

get a rapid gt

and stance it

[frigid mural]

dont you love entering ur moc and never loading in

[haughty fiber]

slides pretty good

the regular futo is good too

[loud marlin]

i

am losing it

and becoming insane

every day i wake up

whether it be at work

or this stupid game

[inland thunder]

Nah i want the new ones

[loud marlin]

life is too much

y E s

I got a fucking therapist

[lean yew]

which one

[inland thunder]

Ok stfu

[loud marlin]

he doesn't do shit

i still wanna end my own life

[inland thunder]

One sec

[lean yew]

the futo gtx is one of the new ones

[loud marlin]

i don't care anymore if I get banned for saying that

I hate everything

this game my life

nothing is good

just want the stupid krieger and I can't get it unless I spend up my paycheck on it

i got enough fucking financiall struggles to deal with

games aren't fun like they used to be when I was growing up

[inland thunder]

The rt 3000

[lean yew]

its a very fun car i stripped it. its fun to see

[haughty fiber]

i feel you really bad

[inland thunder]

I dont know how to get it

[loud marlin]

fuck this i need some smokes

[inland thunder]

I literally havent played for months

[loud marlin]

nurse batshit where's my goddamnsmokes

best part of all

i'm onl 20

only 20

hahahaahah

thank god my parents smokes

[lean yew]

buy it via southernsanadreas

if im right

[inland thunder]

Lemme see

[haughty fiber]

lmao

[haughty fiber]

i was going trough this exactly exact tought

just play a good single player

[lean yew]

its not always full of modders gta online

[haughty fiber]

its very refreshing

im replaying far cry 3

[grave arch]

How do you get hard mode in cayo perico

[haughty fiber]

do it after just finishing it

as soon as you get to free mode go to your kosatska

and restart it

[lean yew]

and did you get the rt 3000

[haughty fiber]

what car is the rt 3000?

i dont remember anything of it

[thin helm]

The Miata

[lean yew]

Honda rs 2000

[haughty fiber]

oh

got it

how much does it cost?

its pretty cool

[thin helm]

1.4 or sum

[haughty fiber]

damb

[lean yew]

i thought around 1.200.000 for the trade price

[tropic chasm]

Can u use the cargobob to lift up mc sell vehicles

[thin helm]

I bought it so long ago I couldn’t remember

[haughty fiber]

got elite challenge on cayo for the first time

nice

[lean yew]

nice

[thin helm]

Imagine not getting elite on Cayo

[tropic chasm]

Can u use cargobob to lift up mc sell vehicles

[haughty fiber]

i dont grind cayo

[thin helm]

Prolly

I don’t have the will to grind cayo anymore

[lean yew]

if you play cayo for the first time and fail 8 times like me when i played it for the first time then its logic

[tropic chasm]

Can it lift up post op van cause my cargobob could lift up a tank

[thin helm]

I’d assume so, I’ve never tried it

[tropic chasm]

Yeah me and the homies were lifting up the tank and used it to fight griefers in pvp

[haughty fiber]

i did fail a ton of times

tried the fun way around

[lean yew]

: P

[haughty fiber]

the stealth plane

stealth aproach

[thin helm]

I am so sorry

[haughty fiber]

im dumb

[thin helm]

Story of my life

[tropic chasm]

Is the khonjai tank worth it to fight the flying cancer in the game

[haughty fiber]

i never wanted to be an enemy of el rubio

i just wanna be part of the cartel and swim on money

[thin helm]

No

[loud marlin]

i play this stupid game not because i enjoy it but im addicted

i hate this game so much

what it represents

[haughty fiber]

it doesnt fight the flying cancer lol

nothing does

[loud marlin]

I miss midnight club

[tropic chasm]

Ok🙃

[haughty fiber]

just another flying cancer

[lean yew]

why are you still playing it then

[loud marlin]

this is the last remmanant of that game

i don’t like playing shooters

least not this

[thin helm]

Sticky bombs

[loud marlin]

anythjng but this

i have enough ptsd to last me for my life

my head hurts

[haughty fiber]

i miss the times the pvp was slightly balenced

[loud marlin]

i just wish i were old enough to smoke

[thin helm]

Cigs?

[haughty fiber]

opressor mk1, khanjali, jets

i used to be a deamon on a jet

[loud marlin]

can’t buy em unless ur 21 here im afraid

[thin helm]

Imagine wanting to smoke cigarettes

That’ll never be me

[tropic chasm]

I mean me and the homies can lift up the tank with the cargobob then land it on the maze bank tower then we shoot down the flying cancer

[haughty fiber]

at least smoke weed you know?

get some self respect

[thin helm]

I smoke weed all the time

Never smoking a cig in my life

[lean yew]

im never gonna do it

[haughty fiber]

i smoked weed once or twice

we did it in 3 days

[warped tiger]

Where do you live?

[loud marlin]

who wouldmve thought a game like this

[haughty fiber]

cuz one of our guys had a job

imagine

lmao

[thin helm]

Imagine not being a pothead like me

[loud marlin]

would have me bust out bawling in my car

I’m not doing well mentally

can’t say either physically

i just wanna have fun

[haughty fiber]

a country im ashamed to even mention cuz of how much i hate it

[loud marlin]

and I can’t seem to have it in this game

[thin helm]

United States?

[haughty fiber]

god damn i wish

[loud marlin]

I wanna uninstall it but I spent too much time on it

[thin helm]

You don’t wanna be here, trust me

[loud marlin]

I wish they would least lower the smoking age to 18 here in america

[haughty fiber]

we were pretty hyped to do it hahaha

[loud marlin]

imm plenty depressed

[haughty fiber]

got it on first try

[lean yew]

which heist do u mean

[haughty fiber]

with some security rules

[thin helm]

I don’t agree

[loud marlin]

well i’m a firm supporter on it

i’m fucked mentally

my paycheck goes STRAIGHT to my therapist

[haughty fiber]

avoid using explosives

[lean yew]

im to dumb for cmm what does it mean

[loud marlin]

best part of all

[haughty fiber]

cuz if someone gets in front of you, you die

[loud marlin]

things I once found fun

they aren’t fun anymore

[haughty fiber]

criminal mastermind

[loud marlin]

nothing is fun anymore

[lean yew]

ok

[loud marlin]

if my gta online character can smoke

[thin helm]

Sounds like someone needs some antidepressants

[lean yew]

play another game?

[loud marlin]

why can’t I?

[loud marlin]

i need cocaine man

[thin helm]

[loud marlin]

shit to make the world seem less depressing than it is rn

i hate cayo

i hate grinding

[thin helm]

Then don’t do it

[loud marlin]

i hate how expensive upgrading businesses are

the races aren’t even fun

[haughty fiber]

if you plan on doing it and need one more person i can help hahaha

[thin helm]

Bruh just play something else

[loud marlin]

everyone races DIRTY

[haughty fiber]

cant get the 10 million again

[loud marlin]

All for what?

[haughty fiber]

but its such a cool experience

[loud marlin]

for a win/loss/ratio?

It’s like wanting straight A’s in school

I don’t even have fucking straight A’s

[haughty fiber]

cuz they dont enjoy racing

[lean yew]

@loud marlin why are you so depressed

[haughty fiber]

they dont know shit about cars

they just like gta

[tropic chasm]

Just do criminal mastermind

[thin helm]

^^

Who hurt you?

[loud marlin]

My job, my school, my life kicks me down so much

I’m starting go insane

[haughty fiber]

i wish you could get the bonus once a year

[thin helm]

Antidepressants

[lean yew]

i can read it

[haughty fiber]

i would have repeated cmm a few times

[loud marlin]

I just want

to put this stupid game down

but I can’t

[tropic chasm]

Wait u did it already

[loud marlin]

I’m addicted to it like a methhead on crack

[lean yew]

nothing

[thin helm]

Just stop playing, uninstall it

[haughty fiber]

the only game ive seen people racing like they have a brain is f1 on rankeds

[haughty fiber]

yup

[loud marlin]

i just want a good casual game like midnight club…

the game i grew up playing as a child

[haughty fiber]

the crew

[loud marlin]

unfortunately it’s only in gta online

[haughty fiber]

has almost no multiplayer

[lean yew]

forza horizon

[thin helm]

Need 4 speed exists

[loud marlin]

where i can get half of that experience

[haughty fiber]

but its pretty good

forza is sad

[tropic chasm]

Jesus me and the homies cant even complete the casino heist💀

[loud marlin]

….

nfs is dead

dead to me

[haughty fiber]

i sold my ps4 last year to play fh4

[thin helm]

https://tenor.com/view/yass-spongbob-meme-nervous-breath-in-gif-14058479

[haughty fiber]

and got back to this console

cuz forza sucks

[tropic chasm]

??

[lean yew]

why should you do that you can save for it

[haughty fiber]

its got all the points on cars but 0 points on being fun

its really not enjoyable

[lean yew]

i love it just for the cars only

to drive them around

[haughty fiber]

cuz an xbox costs 3 weeks worth of work where i live

[loud marlin]

quit being so fucking judgementsl

alright?

[thin helm]

Stop being so depressed all the time

[loud marlin]

we don’t got 365 days a year to ourselves to do what we want

SO QUIT JUDGING if we can’t do anything

[haughty fiber]

i cant afford to stay alive if i waste 3 weeks of work

[loud marlin]

Alright?!

I get enough of that shit

from my WORK!

[wintry heron]

Are you joking or are you being serious

[loud marlin]

from my SCHOOL!

enough!

fuck!

[wintry heron]

????

[lean yew]

pls calm down dude

[loud marlin]

I’m SORRY I can’t kill a fucking moving target

[thin helm]

How about you stop complaining about how shit your life is and try to make it better

[loud marlin]

or finish a heist effortlessly

[lean yew]

then dont kill it

[tropic chasm]

Rivers heist team: all good and professionals and are well coordinated

Me and the homies: get spotted before even entering the casino

[loud marlin]

You thjnk I fucking enjoy this?

I spend a quarter of a thousand bucks on therapy for fucks sake

[thin helm]

You can either keep complaining or find solutions to your problems

[loud marlin]

i just wanna have fun in this stupid game

[wintry heron]

Please calm down

[loud marlin]

but all people are concerned of is blowing me the fuck up!

[wintry heron]

there is no need to get angry

[loud marlin]

and YOU of all people

[lean yew]

@loud marlin calm down

[loud marlin]

wanna judge us

for not being good at pvp

[thin helm]

Calm tf down

[loud marlin]

screw you!

[thin helm]

Holy fuck

[loud marlin]

We’re trying our damnest to get good

so quit judging us!

[tough mountain]

dude calm down

jesus

[wintry heron]

What even started this

[thin helm]

Idek

[lean yew]

idk

[tropic chasm]

Chat this is me right now

🙂🔫

[thin helm]

Same lol

[lean yew]

true

[loud marlin]

i get spotted for just breathing on el rubio’s compound

[tough mountain]

hes been ranting for the whole day

[thin helm]

Should I call Tim over or nah?

[loud marlin]

do what you want i don’t really care

im exhausted from both work and this dumb game

think I’m just gonna go do the only thing I’m good at, racing

get my free stupid calico and just leave

just sick of it

why can’t I do anything good?

[lean yew]

otherwise just take a break of everything

[haughty fiber]

if you race in gta its just gonna get worse

get some actual racing enthusiast game

[thin helm]

^^^

[loud marlin]

i don’t enjoy killing people

or doing crimes

i feel sick sometimes with myself when playing gta online

[thin helm]

[lean yew]

race to AI there not so worse as the real people

[haughty fiber]

i like robbery

[thin helm]

Then don’t play it