#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Well I would play with ya but my internet is fucked up rn so
I can't get on for like another week or so
I don't
I meant that I don't feel bad for me
Why don't you do something and grind some money in real life and get a new Xbox or something
?
- I don't like the new Xbox consoles
- Sometimes it's fun to revisit old games
- I already have a pc and a ps4
That's good then

Maybe try asking in #💻〢other-lfg-pc
I have tried it
Clearly you didn't try hard enough

Yeah I remember those times
Mods were active too
Much less people with nazi imagery in their pfps
Okay lol

just wait for December everyone will come back
hanger is a bad buisness solo
yeah yeah i have heard it before, perico is the only way to get money etc
I hang people hehe
I mean yeah but I don't think going from point a to point b and then back to point a is fun lol
if i have 1 crate its worth 10k, 2 is worth 20k but if i stack 50 do i get any boosts or is it just gonna be worth 500k?
that's what hanger is
full hanger with 50 crates is 850k
maybe i can help you with that
nice
that sounds good haha
do making missions with more people spawn more crates?
cuz getting 4 crates per mission would be kinda cool
idk depends on the properties you got
yes it does
4 people 4 crates
3 people 3 crates
so on so on
1 person 1 crate
we don't talk about 2
ye
i would do regular ceo crates
but i dont want my office to look like its serving as a depository of crime proofs
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And I think thats promoting too

Oh shit my fault
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Whats your go to vehicle for bad sport?
Is my faggio allowed? (Its pink)
wtf is this shit when i open gta
i cant upload pictures
Time to go bad sport hunting
can anyone play gta
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Jet works pretty well if you can use it
I'm not a dogfighter and it shows
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my gta 5 says that
are you getting the same screen as this?
wait hold on
What is your favorite quote made by your gta online character
Calm down guys its just a stick
Hey me old china plate
There is a star wars parody song about a stick and how master yoda likes it
Look up: My stick Master Yoda lipsync
finish the sentence: gta online is...
currently destroyed
sucking cock
being a bitch lately
Today we thieve from thieves
.
Seks
dead chat xd
I took a break from gta and I'm back now but it feels oddly weird did something happen an update?
I got some cool cars
Why does it look higher quality
Seks
Maybe it is me
seks
beks

ded chat xd
what should i even do in gta
like its boring now
im tired of cayo
like just anything i can mess around with thats fun
might save for scramjet that looks fun
yeah it’s hard to find people
wait
i don’t
i was just saying
No problem x
Anyone know a fun car to fk around with?
faggio
Deluxo
bombushka with friends
You can do flips n shit
avenger with friends
Have fun
Seks
Should I get the molotok or the pyro?
Okay
I mean the molotok is decent at dogfighting lol
but i think what wins it over the pyro is the speed glitch
and the very good brakes
molotok is good for transportation
or besra
yes
ew
"Decent"
Should I buy the starling I already own the hydra, laser and b11
Starling is kinda ass lol
The only good thing about is the boost everything else is ass
lol
Patreon member sheeesh

Tgg gonna send his nudes to u now
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what the actual fuck
wut?
this
this is weird af

lol
depends on what you like
if you like to appreciate cars and stuff you can go for whatever brand or any other kind of car you like
if not, cars with boost
scramjet, vigilante, toreador
the only thing im sure of is that opressor mk2 is the extreme opposite of fun
I see now so this happened, lol u got him good


ded chat xd
the thing about the bunker is that you dont make profit if you dont upgrade the business
So what business do you recommend
doc forgery
^
Thx bro
Haha well
It’s something
Don’t know if there’s like one with updated stuff?
On the internet?
you already have the kosatka
Oh okay so that’s the only thing it’s missing
i guess
Thanks again
you're welcome
Well I have 10 mil what should I buy vehicle wise (exept luxor deluxe and that yatch thingy)
ded chat xd
I have everything that makes money
Oppressor
Kosatka
Mc buisness
Bunker
Nightclub
Hanger
Arcade
Facility
Apartment
And kuruma
calm
I am
I am a discord cow 
Seks
I dont know what buisness i should buy i have the: Ceo, Vehicle warehouse, counter, bunker and coke
Fill it up
get autoshop
me
what does that do
contracts
With or without condom
huh
look it up on youtube
🐄 🤛 🥛
Alright
oke
streches hand
nvm
U have kosatka?
@steady marten 
fk @rustic notch
now
I have 10 mil what should I buy vehicle wise (exept luxor deluxe and that yatch thingy)
📸
Asking 10 th time
P996 lazer
Stfu
Steal it from fort zancudo
doggy is overrated
Yeah Goodluck
it hurts knees
😳
I have a danm hanger
Hurts ur ass too
I can go there
anyone wanna help me
Sussy dark Vader and cow
NO
and dog doesn't seem to enjoy doggy style also
Ayo
oh ok 😦
Hello sir/maam
If you need any sort of help regarding the game please refer to the lfg channels as this is a general chat
Thank you for your cooperation
Door guy left again 
Lmao
I will never bully him again 
Couldn't take being called a simp and a stan
Generic 14 year old with an addiction to some ordinary gamers
I'm from magic land

Btw my essay got pinned in groilla chat
wrong
Lmfaooo

guys i'm trying to join a setup but it says that it will reset all of Order what does it mean?
what's that?
It’s an award that you earn that gives you an extra 100k if you complete it
how do i complete it?
Complete all setups and finales in order without helping anyone else until everything is completed
If you join another setup, you have to do everything from the beginning
Does anyone know how to fix the files required alert in GTA online 🤦
wdym?
does cmm role show up separetely on the server?
How do you complete headhunter fast
deluxo
I dont have
should be pretty easy to do with op mk2
Ok
if you upgrade the gun on the pickup insurgent it can destroy the cars ridiculously fast
it suprised me when i first tried
but you need 2 people
I dont have the research tho
Yeah i know i was with 2 friends in the insurgent pickup on fort zancudo killing everyone
i havent tried doing it with an mk2
Seks
I do it in 1:30-2mins with mk2
Mk2 prolly the best for headhunter
i have the staff upgrade for bunker so should i buy equipment upgrade or save for something
i have 1.7m
if u plan to use bunker yes
both staff and equipment makes it produce more and faster
ok
Guys will the cash on the floor disappear after I change interior of my office?
Mark my words definitive edition will be a disappointment and a cashgrab
hello cayo bitch @steel lotus
It is me the Cayo bitch hello
stop doing cayo
ok
I'll also be doing yo mom
ok
How do I move my vehicle to a different garage, cause I have my bati in my apt garage but I want it in my clubhouse garage
you call it in with your mechanic and drive it to your clubhouse garage
once u do that it gets moved to the new garage u placed it in
ok ill try that
ded chat xd
Always has been

Hamster
when someone asks for like a 30% cut for a heist they didnt help setting up what do u guys say
If they ask if they can have 30%
Ask them if they helped with any of the setups and if they say no, then respond with there’s your answer
lol okay thanks
Hamster
Hamster
Hamster
Give my money back XDDD
😳 😳
Lost a bet
Ye I did
Theodore
Lol
Im a girl
Oke
Anyone here on psn
K
is sultan rs and sultan rs classic different??
Yeah
Yes
Rs classic best
btw where to buy sultan rs
You buy sultan then upgrade it at benny
so sultan and sultan rs same???
Souther Andreas supersport
👍
the rs is the variant from sultan. But yeah they are from the same car
Different looks
oo okay
Hamster is better
Main dock perico is buggy as hell
what happned
Ok
...
Do gas masks actually work? like can they block tear gas? or is there something different that works like that?
hi
what should i upgrade moc or terrorbyte
How much does a full large warehouse sell
How many vehicles
Can someone help me grind Cayo perico
Is it not just 3 trucks
100% armour moc cab takes like 67 rockets
But from terrorbyte you can customise mk2
Terrorbyte defo better for grinding
oo okay
moc will be useful if u plan to buy the deluxo, scramjet, vigilante and other similar types of vehicles cuz they can only be customised there
moc or avenger
both the same purpose
I think you can also customize the deluxo and company in the arena workshop if you have the weapons guy
anyone can help me with a sprint?
Use the lfg channels
best vehicle to get around the map?
what do you have
I have a kosakta moc terrobyte all business properties in the game and a vehicle warehouse and one large warehouse
And a vigilante and mk2
on double money days it sells for 12m
and there is nothing else for you to buy other than faciltys and hangar just to get those trade prices
so

Mk 1
That too. But it's boring
Actually its the hydra
the size
Sorry its loadshedding by me so I'm using a alt account 
Ik the size is bigger then ur dad d*ck but its fast around the map

Actually it's the fastest vehicle around the map
pyro

Guys is b11 good
no ty
I can do cayo fr them
yup
Only guys who just started gta
Speaking about jets why are there armor weaker then a npc u run over in GTA v
I see what u mean
Oh ok nobody is here fine I'm out

how many rocket can terrobyte take (fully upgraded)
Sheesh
Just 1 rocket less
can you guys recommend me some autoclickers
i mostly need it for casino heist when grabbing loot
Your level?
119
Then do it yourself
True
At that level you already have kosatka
I'm just helping them who don't have kosatka
Ye
Lmfao
Guys Darkviperau completed the No Damage Run!!!
a few hours ago
but yea
finally, after 1 and a half years
whats that btw
Anyone wanna do cayo
i mean whats the use ...to hack??
it auto clicks so you grab cash faster
that is what he thinks
but no matter what the animation will still be slow @tough mountain
ooo okay
guys i wanna know how many Parachutes can i carry
Damn it's over
Imagine gta 6 being a 200gb games. You can enter most buildings
What a run
Is there a crew for this server or smt?
wait wtffff
damnn
holy sheet

But still he didn't seems so happy about it
Maybe because he wasn't the first one
What’s that
Completing whole GTA V without taking any damage
hi can someone help me get the black joggers? I don't own a moc
I keep failing cayo cuz i cant headshot 2 guards
that is the easiest task lol
u will alert the guards
before it didn’t, guess it changed
figured
I use sniper
To kill both together
Or just walk up to them and melee both
L U C K Y
i got it 4 times in a row..
h o w
luck no trick
Ok i finally finished cayo finale
but after that never got pink diamond
Pretty cool
hey i have a got a glitch in cayo perico
i got a pink diamond and bara bones
i didnt done anything
the pink diamond was just for show
i couldnt get that
its not to grab faster but just to help me minimize right clicking on my mouse everytime i do casino
Should i buy hangar workshop
yup
I have b11 and hunter that o got with prime discounts
yes
if u plan to use those and wanna upgrade them yes
Lol i love gta one minute u have 3 m the next one you have half
ngl from the repetitiveness,it is actually the worst
from the payout tho
its gud
but nothing can beat casino
i'll have as much fun lol
Casino is better than cayo for me
same
the only reason alot more people do Cayo is cuz it's solo friendly
Cayo preps are easier tho
u can just hop on for one hour get ur money and be done
yeah
some
I just play an hour a day and after a week u can be at around 20mil easy
without the grindy feeling
hmm yeah
although
how many times do you do cayo to get 20 mil a week
Cayo feels grindy to me
I do it 1-2 times a day
hmm
usually once in the morning once at night
if thats the case you should get about 14 million max
but yeah
it is quick money
The thing i like about cayo is that you just do the heist and get 1.5 m
yup
oh ok
Pavel is good tho
the payout is good regardless of the item but man I hate getting tequila lol
lol
But completing a casino heist is just so good the feeling
Well for gold idc cuz I do it solo
i got it for 6 times in a row
I look for cocaine
lowest i got is no gold lol
lmao
casino is more fun cuz it also offers a challenge
cayo is easy af
Is race handling the best?
casino is the best heist no kap 
I rememeber when I first played cayo it was extremely diffucltu doe lol
you can do it with like someone unexperienced and just make them follow u and do ur orders
absoloutely
max one for customization
when no one knew what to do lol
i remembered what i did first time cayo
i was a lazy fuck and worked with what i have
I spent like 2 hours scoping out the whole island
then one dude from this server helped me
and then i learned
i just think its boring now no cap
I learned from YouTube guides
Chaff or flare
flare
Which bombs
chaff
flare requires skill
, basicly not good in pvp
How do you use it
yes but u wont get skill when you havent even experienced it yet
I bough it its too late
?
rip
Explosive or cluster
hmm
Anyone good at cayo?
i think everyone does
you still cant avoid alot of missiles
Can any one help with my cayo
-_-
btw tecnoblade pfp with herobine is pretty lit no cap
I am really bored of gta onlinw what to do?
Chaff
imagine you get the cargo mission at the sea and not having mk2
How do you get good with jets
Just don’t suck
i did that as my first ever mission
i didnt know i had to destory the boat and i failed like 20 times but then killed everyone with grenades and micro smg
ez
One funny story: getting cannon'd for no reason
And screw up nightclub cargo (glad 3 of those make it)
ded chat xd
I hate cayo
Whoever says cayo is easy
yeah with another person on board
It's not easy
when you can't pick up the guns of people you kill
not to mention your small ammo count when you get spotted
Depends
cayo fucking sucks
i'd rather grind ceo sell missions
ESPECIALLY since it's 2x pay
If you don't do disrupt things will be hard
@high tundra
MOTHER
you know what?
fuck cayo
Jesus fucking christ
and fuck the tuner heists
fuck moodyman and sessanta
they can get a fucking room
That I can agreed

I'm just gonna grind goddamn ceo sell missions el rubio can go keep his stupid fucking bonds
ok stig nvm
I give up
Although I refer car fixing job with no sweat
i'm tired of all the bs times I get spotted
even when I take out guards quickly and quietly
somehow they still spot me
No no no.
You need to get adapted for all of those
I will show you why once I done racing
why is making money, no, upgrading your facilities just so damn difficult?
i'm done with cayo
the guards rips through my armor like paper
they fucking got goddamn echo location
they are easy
That's if you don't do disruptive
Doing those will make it easier
I just wanted to do this stupid heist to get a goddamn terrobyte
also with auto-aim?
Y e s
i don't know what's up with the sensetivity
or homing of with mk1
I have no money
be good at cayo
yeah by relying on rng
and praying to god these echolocating guards don't hear me
i play it with 2 players and i get more than 1.4m + the bonuses and elite
look if anyone is willing to play with me
and somehow get us out alive
ping me
until then
fuck cayo I'm grinding ceo crates
@loud marlin
what?
i don't got the energy anymore
but thanks
cayo's fucking frustrating when you don't got the damn overpriced mk 2 oppressor
or a sparrow
You don't know that juggernaut at there buffed?
or the stupid lamborghini that drives underwater
i dont kill them
i used to do the setups with akuma
juggernauts
Can someone recomend me a crew thats quite active please?
not overpriced
recommend*
when you run out of snacks and armor
because the guards are too over powered and the heist is full of so much bullshit
Then you can call me
you on right now?
damn bros mad
Yes
Okay
since the payout's good and I'm assuming you're a regular with this stupid heist
we'll split the cut evenly
cool?
I don't need cut
alright then
Add me
user?
you will do it on aggresive?
ProGamrXx
I need them when I get spotted
I will get the army to f the hesit
the heist is easy, litterally just kill the guy at the start, then go around the house kill the guy with the weird path that jumps over the wall, then go towards the stairs kill the guy coming along with the camera, after that run to where the office is there's 3 guards around the place, all clueless of you and easy to kill. get the keys jump off to get to the area u exit out from the item room, do the hack, go back get to the entrance and leave
Once outside just kill the guy on the bike
Lol that heist
Lol
and drive off to the left
alright how do I go to social club
idk how people have problems with the heist lol
and add people from the game?
Yes
you press home
no
it's not
it's fucking difficult for guys like me
Cayo ez
alright?
bullshit
Where do you struggle on it
you'll get better at it, just look at guides on YouTube and follow em
Like what part
how
Just getting ammo for my mk 2 weapons
Yes
Im playing on a xbox controller hooked to my pc
Okay
I don’t think you can go through game, gotta open website I think
I have complaint to rockstar
i struggle for one somehow getting spotted
even though I kill guards far out of sight
from ANYONE
especially cameras
I try to stay away from the goddamn juggernauts
they kill me effortlessly
I may as well shoot myself in the fucking head when I'm being shot by one of them
the guns have NO FUCKIGN AMMO
you don't need to kill all guards, only really 7 guards need to be killed
and best part of all
Im getting ammo and then ammo and snacks and then we can do the heist
Maybe don’t use main gun, sometimes it’s loud enough to alert the guards, use the pistol or secondary weapon
And getting a insurgent if it was possible
I can't pick up ANY OF THE GUARDS' FUCKING GUNS AFTER GETTING CAUGHT ASIDE THAN THE STUPID PISTOL and mk2 oppressor
And move fast, stay in a spot long enough, juggernaut or guards will come to your location
that pisses me off the most
I run out of snacks and armor cause they do TOO much damage on me
I'm maxed health and everything
just look for guides on YouTube and follow them it's pretty simple once you know what to do and what guard to kill
why... can't I... just bring my guns with me like the old heists?
Be calm
i'm trying to be calm it's just this heist is testing me
ig Ma will teach you
especially when everyone's claiming oH iTs ToO eAsY oN hArD mOdE
yes it is
it is easy doe lol
:>
“BeCuaSe Mr. RubiO wIlL FiNd PiEce to PuzZlE and StrAnGlE you WiTh It.”
my ass I have more of a chance being a millionaire through the rigged diamond casino
even that heist is more fun
Casino ass
I'd rather sit and watch Lester making out with that chinese chick
Just chill
than sessanta and moodyman with their bullshit
And add me and let's do the heist
Like the Buffalos Owner
"we wiLl NoT make tHoSe misTakes CaPitaN"
Kapitan*
sorry yes my bad
@warped tiger you got my frend request?
“OuRs Is a StRaNgE BuIsNeSs.”
as much as I love Pavel
Launching my game
Pavel the meta man
parked the kasotka
"We go thru all this trouble just to destroy everything at the end"
a little bit closer
to el rubio's compound
just a little bit
not across the damn map
god I suck at this goddamn game
Uhhhhhhhh
it wants players like me to spend my whole paycheck on nothing but sharkcards to get good
practice makes perfect
You don’t have to swim to the kosetka
Gta 5 is boring with money
I contemplaited getting a mega shark card yesterday
You can just swim to open ocean and it’ll count
just to upgrade my facili.... what?
Like swim off the map
are you... shitting me....
No
when u swim off the map
well you know what I'm getting more armor and snacks
just get to where the bone whale is
I got your friend request
and I got progamer with me who will help me get the gold bars
i'll send you an invite once I start alright>
Lemme know how this goes
Okay I need to buy snacks and armor
there's plenty of guides on YouTube bro just watch thoose
If you actually succeed in heist
Tgg has a guide, Tylarious has a guide, I follow the 30min speedrun video
just search up cayo perico 30min speedrun or wotever it was called
I watched Ty video on the long fin approach
this game is too much sometimes
I just want to get the krieger, a terrobyte, a mk2 oppressor
Accept my dc friend request
It’s good, minus the fact that I forgot the bloody rebreathers
same aswell as the escape approach with just swimming to the whale bones
And then I got the rebreather glitch so I couldn’t even equip them
huh? I never get rebreathers from anywhere
So I had to do kosetka approach
I just have them
Then do a business or something I have billions by casino heist and business
it still says your request is pending
it's g on pc
Accepting it
idk on xbox
Left on D-pad on Xbox I think
u only have so many buttons to try lol
Lol yeah
I accepted it
Probably best so I don’t go crazy clicking buttons
Google it
@loud marlin invite me to your session then I will buy snacks and armor then we can do the heist 
Why is my GTA suddenly freezing?
C'mon
I got 3 mill gonna stock up on max ammo then maybe buy penthouse
Ok is it true that buying ammo from Terrobyte cheaper than ammu-nation
You get 500k for completing the penthouse missions
750k for penthouse missions
plus bonuses it is more than 1m
This then lol
Now we talking
along with a car
armored car
pretty cool
and pretty fast
also has built in machine gun
Ion care about the missions I just want VIP and a penthouse lol


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