🚔┃gta-discussion

[weak flume]

Dk what hacks u use but aight

[oblique sluice]

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

Hug

[lunar flame]

cooties

[weak flume]

[oblique sluice]

What's the legal age

To talk here ?

[lunar flame]

13

[wintry heron]

13

[oblique sluice]

Hmmmm

[weak flume]

Well discord tos says it's 13

[oblique sluice]

I can smell some

Fbi

[lunar flame]

ayo

[weak flume]

Lmao

[lunar flame]

ted

[weak flume]

What

[lunar flame]

delete discord

ur underaged

[weak flume]

I'm 22

[wintry heron]

22?

Tos

banned

[oblique sluice]

Damn

Get a life

[weak flume]

I do have one

[oblique sluice]

I'm a mother of two

Btw

[severe harbor]

bald head

[weak flume]

What

[lunar flame]

wha-

[wintry heron]

🧢

[oblique sluice]

Yeah a mom playing gta

[weak flume]

Ayo were u squish cuz

[oblique sluice]

Nice hag

[lunar flame]

im a mother of 5

[wintry heron]

[oblique sluice]

Not surprised

I said you are Us

[severe harbor]

im a mother of 16

[oblique sluice]

Sus*

[severe harbor]

16 lil beans

[oblique sluice]

Bruh

You have jokes of mothers in facebook

[weak flume]

[severe harbor]

yah and

[oblique sluice]

That's kinda lame

[wintry heron]

imagine having kids

[oblique sluice]

Tbh

[severe harbor]

so is your kids

[oblique sluice]

Why you bully me :'(

You sexist

[lunar flame]

becaus yes

[severe harbor]

cuz bald spot

im a mother with a penis

[oblique sluice]

Good for you

[lunar flame]

Pros and Cons of being a girl

Pros: U get simps
Cons: Cooties

😞

[severe harbor]

yes, its 7 inches

[oblique sluice]

What cooties mean ?

[lunar flame]

-5

[severe harbor]

damn

[severe harbor]

eww get awayyy

[oblique sluice]

Ewwwww wtf

[lunar flame]

i know the defintion but cant define it

[oblique sluice]

Dude ewww

[lunar flame]

to the urban dictonary

i brb

[oblique sluice]

Jesus christ all mighty

[severe harbor]

i stuck my dick into a blendor

[weak flume]

Good

[oblique sluice]

Good

Any other lame dick jokes ?

[severe harbor]

yes

[wintry heron]

l

[severe harbor]

same

[oblique sluice]

I

[severe harbor]

bald head

[lunar flame]

Cooties are an imaginary affliction from childhood.

When children reach the age where they notice the sexes are different the children claim a member of the opposite opposite sex will give you "cooties" if they touch you.

Its a way of little girls telling other little girls not to play with boys and vice versa

[wintry heron]

[oblique sluice]

:) thanks friend

[lunar flame]

:)

[oblique sluice]

:))

[lunar flame]

:/

[oblique sluice]

||Simp||

[severe harbor]

watch your kids deadbeat

[oblique sluice]

I will

Dw

[severe harbor]

they are on fire at the moment

[oblique sluice]

Yeah i know

[severe harbor]

what country u live in

[lunar flame]

@severe harbor i hav ur ip

[oblique sluice]

Ayo ayo

[lunar flame]

its

834980392956198952

ez

[oblique sluice]

Why you ask this private question :)

[lunar flame]

def not ur id

[severe harbor]

tthanks i didt know mine

[lunar flame]

who

[oblique sluice]

Yagter

[wintry heron]

i got your password

[lunar flame]

yw

[severe harbor]

so kind

[lunar flame]

i know

[severe harbor]

emma i need to know if there is cps

[oblique sluice]

Yup there is

[lunar flame]

computer progammed system?

[oblique sluice]

Child protective services

[lunar flame]

ur a child?

[severe harbor]

are coming at your door

[lunar flame]

dam

chat ded

[oblique sluice]

Yeah because of this lame kid

[severe harbor]

bakes beans

[oblique sluice]

Yagter

[lunar flame]

ikr

[oblique sluice]

Keeps saying

Nonsense

[severe harbor]

no shit

[oblique sluice]

Aight imma head out

Shinra Tensei

[sour spear]

I spent 500k on the orbital cannon for the orbital cannon medal in gta v and I missed my shot😐

[calm ridge]

Wait, there is a achievement where you need shoot someone with the orbital?

[sour spear]

Yep and I missed my shot😐

[calm ridge]

who the hell thinks thats a good idea for a achievement

[sour spear]

I wanna get platinum

[calm ridge]

I could already see a griefer use that excuse for griefing using the orbital

[sour spear]

But I'm not a griefer I just wanted the medal

Check my kd if u don't believe me its horrible

[calm ridge]

I am not talking about u, I am talking about other griefers

[sour spear]

Oh ok np

[calm ridge]

idk how to check ur kd

[sour spear]

Ok

I filled up my hanger warehouse

It's worth 500k so hopefully when I try to orbital cannon again I don't miss my shot cause I really need that medal

[calm ridge]

[smoky ginkgo]

Me when dead chat

[fervent turtle]

Ok bye

[fervent crow]

[fervent turtle]

Gn

[magic geyser]

I miss the split screen feature on Xbox

[thin helm]

I miss the days when games weren’t shit

[magic geyser]

Hey chin up, it will get better

[thin helm]

Not at this rate

[magic geyser]

We got RDR 2

Forza horizon 5 later this year

[thin helm]

That’s not exactly new tho

I dont play forza

[magic geyser]

I do

It looks good

[thin helm]

I hate racing games

[magic geyser]

OoO

Battlefield 2042

[thin helm]

I don’t wanna play a bo3 ripoff

[magic geyser]

Saints Row

[thin helm]

Saints row…

[magic geyser]

I just checked coming soon

There's also vanguard

[thin helm]

[magic geyser]

Dude what are you into

Far Cry 6

Call Of Duty Black Ops 69 by far best new game

Best game is GTA 6 Clickbaiter Simulator

[plucky forum]

Kids 🤣🤣🤣

Lol kidding admins/mods dont bann me

[magic geyser]

Lol

[lunar flame]

just like real life

[lunar flame]

are you?

[plucky forum]

Yes i am kidding im NOT INTO kids

[magic geyser]

For legal reasons that's a joke

[lunar flame]

hmm

[plucky forum]

Smh

[tawny ravine]

Yo need more people to play with add me up - edible-foliage2

[wintry heron]

hey

can any please do humane raids with me and my friend

[hot rock]

Are the facepaints out

[cobalt sky]

Why does the iFruit app crashes when i open ls custom. Is there any fix for it?

[bleak oasis]

Any one for gta Cayo peri hesit?

[weak flume]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

[bleak oasis]

🤣🤣

[stray fog]

hallo

[drifting panther]

Anyone know that black screen kostaka glitch?

How to fix it?

Can anyone help me with that ?

[lament raft]

Anyone want to play apex with me? (Ranked)

[bleak oasis]

😂🤦‍♂️

[wintry raven]

we can do pursuit races with friends as well?

[astral spear]

hello im new!

[smoky ginkgo]

Lets gooo i just unlocked avi

[chrome eagle]

Verify files

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[stray fog]

Lets goooo, i stopped playing gta

[chrome eagle]

nice. A grifer left the lobby

[stray fog]

u talkin abt urself?

[chrome eagle]

I didn't play gta 5 from 9-10 hours

[stray fog]

[indigo tangle]

bro anyone free to help me in GTA online I am a newbie

[weak flume]

Pls lfg thx

[chrome eagle]

This guy will help you. Just dm him. He will host heist for u @fervent turtle

[weak flume]

[stray fog]

lol

[chrome eagle]

[weak flume]

U know he won't get pings as u are blocked

[chrome eagle]

I know. This is why I pinged

Him

[weak flume]

Logic 0

[stray fog]

someone got roasted.....

xD

[weak flume]

Iq also 0

[chrome eagle]

Alright know he blocked me in night

[weak flume]

What

That statement doesn't make sense

[indigo tangle]

are sir aap news dijiye ye kis line mai aagye 😂

[chrome eagle]

Mai Englist is veuy gud

[stray fog]

should i make pancakes on my cpu while playing gta?

[weak flume]

[stray fog]

Never has made sense

[chrome eagle]

Try it.

[late hollow]

best ar in game???

[stray fog]

imma make some pancake batter

[chrome eagle]

You are a kid right? Your pfp. So you play fortnite

[stray fog]

bro
stop spamming the eggboi emoji

[chrome eagle]

what

[late hollow]

no i just wanted to know btw i play bgmi

[chrome eagle]

[stray fog]

best thing
stop playing games and watch youtube

go watch Mr Bean.

[chrome eagle]

watch koko melon

[late hollow]

👀

[chrome eagle]

I don't remember his name tho

[weak flume]

Special carbine mk2 and bullpup mk2

[stray fog]

stfu

[late hollow]

thanks..

[chrome eagle]

no u

Bye

[weak flume]

Just use combat lmg

[chrome eagle]

combat lmg mk2

[late hollow]

okay...

[stray fog]

should i install the windows 11 graphics driver from geforce experience

[chrome eagle]

Also before downloading. Use backup

[stray fog]

i aint got no backup drive

[chrome eagle]

[shy ice]

Same

[chrome eagle]

Sed

[drifting panther]

kese karu ?

[late hollow]

epic games ??

[drifting panther]

yea]

[late hollow]

gta 5 ke neeche 3 dot aata h

usme verify

kar lo

[drifting panther]

k

karta

abhi cayo me hu

[late hollow]

oo okay

[ripe sun]

icon got changed 2 times lol

[static shuttle]

What happens when u miss an orbital cannon shot?

[severe apex]

you loose 500k

[static shuttle]

Ok ty

Imma waste 1.4 mil to get the achievement

[wintry heron]

Hello everyone

[severe apex]

lol

[static shuttle]

Hello

[wintry heron]

I have an offer i need a crew for a apartman heists with mic so whos in

[static shuttle]

Not me

[wintry heron]

Ok

[severe apex]

#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc ?

[tough mountain]

rockstar being fucking shitty today

delivered cutting torch to kosatka

got out of sparrow

game crashed

i load again

doesnt even save

[weak flume]

Karma for doing cayo

[tough mountain]

its better than buying shark cards ya know

[weak flume]

Uninstall game is best option lol

[tough mountain]

nope

bought it full price

and im quite enjoying it

these things are just what piss me off lol

[weak flume]

Doing cayo like a bot is not fun

[tough mountain]

yeah but i rarely do cayo now

i only do it on the weekend

[weak flume]

Nah u is capping

[tough mountain]

mhm

i have about 11 million now

if i did cayo for the whole week i'd have about 20

i used to tho

[weak flume]

I can also say I have 5000 trillion

[tough mountain]

but rn school

[chrome eagle]

Which is better b-11 or Lazer in dogfight

[wintry heron]

Do casino

Ez

[wintry heron]

B11 in dogfights but overall lazer is a top notch vehicle

If u know what u doing with the lazer nobody can kill you

[fervent turtle]

My man

[wintry heron]

[fervent turtle]

[drifting panther]

@late hollow verify karne ke bad fix hojayega kya ?

[weak flume]

Bro #📜┃all-server-info

You can only speak English

[chrome eagle]

Haa

[drifting panther]

@chrome eagle thanku

[rich moat]

Should I get terrorbyte to unlock mk2 trade price?

And is it worth it all together?

Plus I have to buy a night club aswell as i haven’t bought one yet but I’m planning on purchasing one

[atomic mountain]

yes

you need terrorbyte for the mk2 workshop just to modify the mk2

otherwise you'll have regular machine guns on that thing which SUX

[chrome eagle]

Yes

If you don't have tb then how you will get missiles in mk2?

[rotund pawn]

seks

[fathom yew]

No

[rotund pawn]

fuck you then

[fervent turtle]

Seks!

[rotund pawn]

Yes

[karmic fern]

Hi guys

[fervent turtle]

[karmic fern]

Cn anyone do the prison break heist with me pls

[fathom yew]

No

[rotund pawn]

No

[wintry heron]

Ye

If your on xbox

[rotund pawn]

fuck you and your heist

[karmic fern]

I’m on laptop

[wintry heron]

Why you gotta be so rude

[rotund pawn]

Laptop?

[wintry heron]

Oh sorry then

[fervent turtle]

Agreed

[stray fog]

Seks?

[fervent turtle]

Coz it ain't no lfg channel mf

[rotund pawn]

Helllllll nawwwwwww😭

[fervent turtle]

Use lfg channels

[rotund pawn]

he on a laptop

[wintry heron]

Yea a gaming laptop probably

[karmic fern]

Ok the

[fervent turtle]

Seks!

[rotund pawn]

nuclear reactor

[wintry heron]

Seks!

[fervent turtle]

90 degrees minimum temperature

[rotund pawn]

bro that's my catchphrase wtf 😔

[fervent turtle]

[fathom yew]

No

[stray fog]

never has been

[rotund pawn]

fuck you meannnn

[fervent turtle]

No seks is copyrighted to only @rotund pawn

[weak flume]

Cry about it

[wintry heron]

Anyone wanna help me grind Money?

[fervent turtle]

Just updated discord on phone and those icons next to names looks horrendous asf

[rotund pawn]

True

[chrome eagle]

dead chat xd

[mint zealot]

no

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-nitro-gif-21997352

[chrome eagle]

getting rick roll without sound

its not a rick roll then

[fervent turtle]

No nickname?

[mint zealot]

Nope

[fervent turtle]

[mint zealot]

[fervent turtle]

Why tf did discord decided to have these icons

Doesn't look good

At all

[mint zealot]

Because they pay interns to add new stuff or they'll get fired

[fervent turtle]

[mint zealot]

And shit like this happens

[fervent turtle]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

Does anyone wanna play prison break i need 1 more person

[mint zealot]

Use the lfg channels

[fervent turtle]

Lfg exists

Use them

Or gay

[mint zealot]

[stray fog]

xD

[mint zealot]

Guess I'm never using the lfgs then

[fervent turtle]

Oh fak u are trans right, shiet

[smoky ginkgo]

Lfg

[mint zealot]

I'm gay and trans, the whole package

[fervent turtle]

Understandable

Back to touching grass

[mint zealot]

[fervent turtle]

Not sus emoji at all

[smoky ginkgo]

[stray fog]

i'm just killing cops for fun lol

[smoky ginkgo]

"For fun"

[fervent turtle]

[smoky ginkgo]

[fervent turtle]

Forever ups on the cops

[stray fog]

yep, "fun"

[stray fog]

oi!
i kill em alright, i win

[fervent turtle]

Yes

U win

Gg ez

[rotund pawn]

Oh yeah so basically

[smoky ginkgo]

Bruh first prep is already have to go to paleto bay

[rotund pawn]

I'm 18 now which means i can now legally play the videogame

[fervent turtle]

Ah yes

[rotund pawn]

and can also go to jail

and pay taxes too

[fervent turtle]

Yes

[smoky ginkgo]

I thought gta was rated E

[fervent turtle]

Now u have responsibilities like me

Welcome to the gang

[rotund pawn]

i don't like this 18 year old shit can i reverse my age

[chrome eagle]

hello

chat

[smoky ginkgo]

Hello

C H A D

[rotund pawn]

18 and still sound like a squeaky toy lessgooooo 🗿🙏

[fervent turtle]

Only if we could

[fervent turtle]

Damn

[smoky ginkgo]

My dad is still playing super mario bros lol

[fervent turtle]

One of the classics

[smoky ginkgo]

[fervent turtle]

Btw @rotund pawn how are u horni 25/8

[smoky ginkgo]

He's/she's built different

[fervent turtle]

Yes

[smoky ginkgo]

How to get free nitro

[stray fog]

congrats on becoming 18
u feel any change?

[covert flower]

Tragic

[stray fog]

Strategys:
Buy it
Ask nicely

If both fail then....
become an egirl and then beg someone for it

xD

[covert flower]

Guys,
How to make money fast easy solo or friends (no hacks)?

[cursive relic]

hello

[mint zealot]

Sell your body

[cursive relic]

ask cayos hoe @gilded sable

[covert flower]

But then how will I play the gaim without my body

[mint zealot]

I meant prostitution

[cursive relic]

innocent mind in the real world of prostitution

[covert flower]

That would be nice but I’m currently going for a virgin speedrun any percent

[weak flume]

Nice

[wintry heron]

Anyone wanna do prison break i need 1 more

[cursive relic]

no thankss

[covert flower]

Wait, are regions server locked

[cursive relic]

idk

[covert flower]

Like let’s say I’m from America and I want to join a session with someone from europe, will it let me join them

[wintry heron]

I need 1 more for prison break

[covert flower]

Alright fine, just give me a sec

[wintry heron]

K

Name/Gt?

[covert flower]

Marxs47

[cursive relic]

Mars

[wintry heron]

Im fish

[cursive relic]

no u mars

mars and snickers

are best friends

[covert flower]

It’s getting the details

[wintry heron]

K

[covert flower]

Says that I’m unable to connect

[wintry heron]

Ill inv again

[gilded sable]

Hello @cursive relic

[covert flower]

I just switched wifi outlets, will try again now

[wintry heron]

K

Want me to inv

[cursive relic]

Mars and Snickers
Mars and snickers were best friends but one day snickers got beaten up by mars. From that day on snickers graved revenge on mars. Snickers decided to steal an gun from a gunstore because he wanted to shoot mars however when snickers got to the gunstore he realised that mars was selling the guns. Snickers was shocked at this but still bought a gun from him and then shot him in the face bum ~THE END

[gilded sable]

@cursive relic is my best friend

[cursive relic]

yeah

[covert flower]

I’m in

[gilded sable]

That’s a nice story

Mars and snickers

[wintry heron]

I cant fly planes

[cursive relic]

Yes very gud stroy

[covert flower]

Sigh, I’ll do it then

[gilded sable]

What do u play @cursive relic

[cursive relic]

?

[gilded sable]

Do u play gta

[cursive relic]

yes

[gilded sable]

What’s ya lvl

[outer jewel]

1

[cursive relic]

290 something

idk for sure

like297

oh I'm 298

[wintry heron]

Sorry bout that

You down to stay

[wintry heron]

You down to stay

These setups are not long

[covert flower]

Sure

[celest valley]

Why do i keep getting kicked from the server, im not getting banned or anything i havnt done anything wrong?

[wintry heron]

I got a guy

Hes joining

Hes loading

[fervent turtle]

[mint zealot]

Check your internet connection

[hollow jasper]

Anyone want to do cayo b2b

[mint zealot]

Use the lfg channels

[hollow jasper]

Okay

[smoky ginkgo]

Dead chat

[shut solar]

I am having a problem

I can't use voice chat in gta onlin

Online*

I have the voice chat in interaction menu set as everyone

I am sure my mic is also working because I tested it with mic adjuster in ps5

Why this might be , anyone?

[mint zealot]

Just use the party feature

[wintry heron]

Does this glitch happen to anyone else

I can’t join the game

Story/Online

I’ve been trying for a like a hour

[mint zealot]

Reinstall the game

Or just play something else

[chrome eagle]

just restart your wifi

[wintry heron]

Thanks

It’s works

[chrome eagle]

np. your ip was blocked (:

[tough mountain]

wait wut

[gaunt karma]

Should i buy kosatka?
i have 2.47m

[smoky ginkgo]

yes

[gaunt karma]

Ok

it will be my 3rd heist thing

[smoky ginkgo]

Just dont overused cayo perico heist or you will got bored

[gaunt karma]

i wont i just thought of it becuase the heist is eaiser than casino

[smoky ginkgo]

Basically easy money

[gaunt karma]

now i have 237k

[chrome eagle]

i am rich then u

i have 1k

[smoky ginkgo]

Imagine there is 2X money on og heist and cmm

[wintry heron]

Not gonna happen

Only on cayo and casino

[weak flume]

There was heist 2x in bonus month before cayo

[smoky ginkgo]

I forgor

[weak flume]

U must be new here

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[smoky ginkgo]

I don't understand, breaking into prison and only for 400K

[wintry heron]

Well your not wrong

Well cmm and loyalty and all In order give 12mil

[chrome eagle]

[smoky ginkgo]

Its hard to get 3 friends that know each other to online at the same time

[wintry heron]

Me and my crew doing cmm on og heist mastermind

[weak flume]

Ok

[wintry heron]

We're on deliver the emp

[weak flume]

Ok

[wintry heron]

It's a bit hard

[weak flume]

Ok

[smoky ginkgo]

Need mic PROBALLY

[wintry heron]

Well we don't have mic

We chat in game

[smoky ginkgo]

W H A T

[wintry heron]

I always hate broomstick mk 2

[weak flume]

If u know what u doing you don't really need a mic

[chrome eagle]

ok

[wintry heron]

We plan for it no problem it's gonna be midnight surprise

We have suppressor weapons also

[weak flume]

[wintry heron]

So there is no worry's

[chrome eagle]

nice

i have all weapons in game but i dont like them

[wintry heron]

Guards also might gets jumpy

[chrome eagle]

they are in my gun locker

[wintry heron]

I have full mk 2 weapons

[chrome eagle]

you rich kid. i only combet mg mk2 and 2 more

[wintry heron]

Yeah

So trash truck on series a it's a bit problem cuz we can't wear heist heavy

So enemeys are aggressive

[chrome eagle]

trash truck on series a is easy asf

[wintry heron]

We dont have a plan for that

[wintry heron]

Like grab fast and move ?

We need tactics also

[chrome eagle]

yup. say to drive put truck near us

[wintry heron]

Lol I'm driver

[chrome eagle]

progi?

ok

ded chat xd

[wintry heron]

I'm relaxing in hot tub busy right now

[chrome eagle]

Hot tub twitch streamer? 😳

[wintry heron]

Bruh I'm a normal guy

[smoky ginkgo]

Ayooo

[wintry heron]

No?

[stray fog]

Hallo c

pretty late to message but alright ig

[wintry heron]

The v2 one?

[stray fog]

invite me to ur server if u dont mind c?

[wintry heron]

Sure

[gusty grotto]

What’s something fun to buy

[wintry heron]

In gta?

Scramjet

[stray fog]

Faggio

[gusty grotto]

What’s that

[gusty grotto]

Got it

[stray fog]

the meme scooter

[gusty grotto]

Oh yea ahaha

[jade oriole]

then

get better??

[wintry heron]

Then don't change your characters clothes

[jade oriole]

yea

[dusty mauve]

go naked

[jade oriole]

or at least get better at changing your characters clothes

[dusty mauve]

el Rubio like

[stray fog]

halloween update out?

[gusty grotto]

Cayo is better

[jade oriole]

ok

[smoky ginkgo]

n o

[gusty grotto]

You get more money and it’s quicker to do and set up

Lmao

[smoky ginkgo]

All you care is about money lmao

Casino payouts is the same if u know how to do it properly

Or even better if u know how to 2 man gold

[jade oriole]

shhh

u need friends

that's a commodity most gta players dont have nowadays

[smoky ginkgo]

Atleast i have 1 friend that always do casino heist with me xd

[gusty grotto]

Me and my mate do cayos if we need money because it’s so easy

[jade oriole]

isnt wrong

cayo is really fucking easy

[smoky ginkgo]

Too easy

Like u only newd to do 5 preps lol

*need

And u can finish the heist under 10 mins

[gusty grotto]

So easy

[weak flume]

Imagine doing cayo like a bot

Sheeesh

[smoky ginkgo]

Cayo became boring to me, thats why i moved to casino heist

[jade oriole]

ooo hii ted

[weak flume]

Hey

[weak flume]

Just dropping by to say this

Play something else smh

[jade oriole]

^^^

agreed

do smth productive

[smoky ginkgo]

Chads grinding special cargo

[weak flume]

Lol

[jade oriole]

go win an award in your school or get a raise in your job or smth

j dont play the game

[smoky ginkgo]

Cayo should get nerf lol

Or ATLEAST make the heist harder

Lfg

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

[mint zealot]

Use the lfg channels

[mint zealot]

the what

[gilded sable]

Nvm

[mint zealot]

[gaunt karma]

What is the best thing to buy with 4.5m

[mint zealot]

A life

[gaunt karma]

in gta

[mint zealot]

a nightclub

[gaunt karma]

ok

so oppressor mk2 ig

nightclub, tb and the depressor right?

[mint zealot]

Ew oppressor

[chrome eagle]

hm

[gaunt karma]

[chrome eagle]

no

[gaunt karma]

[arctic river]

If i buy another Bunker does the other one get sold?

[gaunt karma]

No

[arctic river]

And if I have stock in it, does it get transfered as well?

[gaunt karma]

Hangar full of luxor deluxe

[arctic river]

Depressing

[gaunt karma]

That is why you buy chumash first

but alot look cool still

[arctic river]

chumash? what is that?

[gaunt karma]

best bunker

[arctic river]

Ahh

[gaunt karma]

chumash is the area beside fort zancudo

[arctic river]

The one i am currently with is at the top of the map, and if i get 2 vehicle selling i can't get it done by my self because of the time waste

[mint zealot]

Something doesn't add up here xia

[sturdy jasper]

[chrome eagle]

ok

Ok

[mint zealot]

Ok

[drifting panther]

Suggest me a good super car

Under 4 m

:)

🙂

[weak flume]

Anyone lmao

The costliest is 3m

Which is the krieger

[arctic river]

Does the Yacht have self defense mechanism?

[weak flume]

U have to enable it

[chrome eagle]

which car is faster then krieger?

[proper vector]

Has anyone actually ever been paid for customising a customers car in the auto shop but getting staff to deliver??? I never get paid unless i deliver it myself

[ebon goblet]

What's better nightshatk or kuruma

[limber moss]

Night shark

[ebon goblet]

Ok

[proper vector]

Need 2 for Union Depository

[gaunt karma]

LFG

[proper vector]

Asked in there too

Covering my bases

[gaunt karma]

[drifting panther]

Yea

Like me

[vapid arch]

Who’s hosting 4 man pursuit lobbies trying to win Vectre just need 5 more wins

[gaunt karma]

i guess

[vestal widget]

anyone cayo rn

[chrome eagle]

but

i use vpn

[tawny ravine]

An advanced specimen then i see

[gaunt karma]

LFG

[fervent turtle]

[tough mountain]

lester keeps fucking calling me after i did prison break

[wintry heron]

wew

[weak flume]

Cause there is humane labs, series A and pac standard still left

Golden heists

[lunar flame]

just buy it

[worthy osprey]

Hi

[smoky ginkgo]

I swear if there is no 2X money on special crates next week, am gonna cry

[gray knot]

In gta San Andreas is Normal for the enemies to take 50 million bullets from the pistol

[gaunt karma]

Best vehicle that is under 6615400 basically best vehicle of all

[smoky ginkgo]

What do you expect from the P I S T O L

[smoky ginkgo]

Toreador

Opressor mark 2

[gaunt karma]

Other

[smoky ginkgo]

Opressor mark 2

[gaunt karma]

Other than toreador,opmk2 and opmk1

[smoky ginkgo]

UH

[gaunt karma]

yeah

[smoky ginkgo]

Hydra

Laser

[gaunt karma]

Hydra and ..

[smoky ginkgo]

Buzzard

[gaunt karma]

not lazer though it is a waste of money

[smoky ginkgo]

Or sparrow

[gaunt karma]

that is with my kosatka

[gray knot]

Well I just started the game and I can’t complete this mission because this guy won’t die after 30 rounds

[smoky ginkgo]

[smoky ginkgo]

Idk lmao maybe u should save up then

[gaunt karma]

for wot

[smoky ginkgo]

Yacht

[hasty reef]

Hello

Anyone know how to level up fast?

[smoky ginkgo]

Play the job that has 2X money and 2X RP

Or 3X money and 3X RP

[shrewd tendon]

Hello people of gta

Again

[smoky ginkgo]

H e l l o

[shrewd tendon]

Damn how much do i have to talk for lvl 1

[wintry heron]

Anyone wanna do doomsday act 2 setups all preps are done

[shrewd tendon]

Give me lvl 1 </3

[smoky ginkgo]

Lfg

[smoky ginkgo]

[wintry heron]

Ik bout that but no one is replying

[shrewd tendon]

Oh heavenly father i come to you in this time of need 🛐

Alr i give up

[weak flume]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850

[shrewd tendon]

Wanna trade lvls bb? @weak flume

[weak flume]

Why

[shrewd tendon]

Bc

[gaunt karma]

why not

[pliant walrus]

Guys, if there are 3 people playing Doomsday together trying to complete Criminal mastermind, and if thhey join a 4th person who is host, on his Doomsday heist, would their own criminal mastermind get cancelled?

[gaunt karma]

yes

[static shuttle]

Just wasted 1.4 mil on the orbital cannon, and missed ;-;

[gaunt karma]

[lunar flame]

mega cap

[gaunt karma]

u can get it for 2m

from zancudo

hangar

[lunar flame]

can you call it in?

thats what i thought

stfu

[gaunt karma]

when you call it in it spawns in as pegasus so yeah and also why pay extra 4m just to call it in

thats what i thought

stfu

[lunar flame]

im in a game

[lunar flame]

better than travelling across the map to get one

[gaunt karma]

you will travel around the map to get one with pegasus

[wintry heron]

Wanna do doomsday

[gaunt karma]

and u only use it for hangar and anyway hydra better you can vtol and stand in a place

[lunar flame]

give me 85%

[wintry heron]

Un 50%

[gaunt karma]

stfu

[ripe sun]

is it legal if i rob the casino to upgrade my penthouse?

cuz i just did

[gaunt karma]

yes your penthhouse is up

[lunar flame]

[gaunt karma]

unless you are doing roof exit

[dire plank]

lol if you do casino can i join

[ripe sun]

basically i just stole from them to pay them

so were even

[lunar flame]

stop being poor

[ripe sun]

not ready yet

[gaunt karma]

yes

[wintry heron]

Tell that to a homeless person lol

[lunar flame]

just did

[gaunt karma]

That is being bad

[wintry heron]

if your homeless, just get a home

[gaunt karma]

[dire plank]

chill bru i am just trying to make money

[lunar flame]

because ur poor

do cayos

[ripe sun]

you mean being KDJ and sessanta

[wintry heron]

poor

[dire plank]

ok sorry i guess

[ripe sun]

i need help

[wintry heron]

How old are you?

[dire plank]

13

[ripe sun]

how do put el rubio lights in my bar

you know the one el rubio had in his penthouse

[dire plank]

13 why

[wintry heron]

Just asking

[ripe sun]

sus

[wintry heron]

[dire plank]

how ould are you

[dire plank]

old

[wintry heron]

ould

[wintry heron]

Same as you

[ripe sun]

im 86 years ould

[dire plank]

nice

[ripe sun]

o u l d

[gaunt karma]

I am the youngest here

[ripe sun]

how muck

[gaunt karma]

m u c k

[ripe sun]

yis

[gaunt karma]

n o

[ripe sun]

i like muckrooms

[wintry heron]

I like dick

[ripe sun]

dickrooms

[gaunt karma]

You are only 13

wot are you saying

[wintry heron]

That was a joke

[gaunt karma]

[ripe sun]

hmm

floppy sus rn

first he asks a poor old man his age

now he says hes the same age

and says he likes dick

hmmmmm....

[gaunt karma]

so sus

[ripe sun]

meh probably just the wind

[wintry heron]

I’ve dug myself a grave here huh

[gaunt karma]

really sus

[dire plank]

lol

[severe harbor]

dong

[ripe sun]

i think its just the wind, case closed.

[gaunt karma]

[wintry heron]

[ripe sun]

i think cayo perico guards gain their vision by height

[gaunt karma]

[ripe sun]

think about it

[wintry heron]

The guards are deaf

[ripe sun]

kinda

[wintry heron]

You don’t need suppressors

[weak flume]

Tower guards have sniper, thus longer range

Regulars have ar

[ripe sun]

they hear a non-supressed gun only if an npc shoots it

[weak flume]

No

We can use loud guns in cayo now

They deaf af

[ripe sun]

no but still

if npcs shoot em

they get alerted

[weak flume]

Sometimes

[ripe sun]

if we do

they dont

[weak flume]

Lol

[ripe sun]

and they dont hear sticky bombs at all

did they patch that yet

the sticky bomb kill-duo thing?

[weak flume]

Explosive raises alarm instantly now

[ripe sun]

i kinda miss that

well at least i can flex being able to kill juggy boi now

not everybody can do that

my friend knows what to do but he miserably fails

[weak flume]

Aa12 exists my dude

3 shots and he's done

[vivid anchor]

guys i cant play gta story mode while my internet is down….it asks me to login to play storymode…like dude i play when the internet is down and it asks me to login into epic games while i alredy did???

anyone know how to fix it

[pliant walrus]

Is the criminal mastermind for Doomsday for all acts or for each act individualy?

Like we have to do all acts on hard without dying? Or individual acts

[wintry heron]

#871616746862305330

[gaunt karma]

if you do all acts with 4 player cmm you get 12m bonus

[pliant walrus]

Cmm?

[gaunt karma]

criminal master mind

is

cmm

[pliant walrus]

If one dies at at a setup in act 1, is cmm gone?

[gaunt karma]

yes

or i think you can cancel the doomsday heist

and start it all over again

[lunar flame]

well no shit

[gaunt karma]

wait the 10m bonus cmm is only on apartment heists

so it is nearly immposible cause

prisonbreakkkk

[lunar flame]

and doomsday

[lunar flame]

ur just trash

[severe harbor]

hello

[stray fog]

the worst heist ever known to GTA players

[gaunt karma]

in gta info it says that doomsday has the cmmiv which give 3.75m only

[gaunt karma]

[stray fog]

hallo brother

[severe harbor]

how do you get the criminal mastermind challenge for doom

[stray fog]

#871616746862305330

[wintry heron]

@gaunt karma You are using to many caps

[gaunt karma]

Gorilla is mad

[lunar flame]

thats fake

[gaunt karma]

No

@gaunt karma, don't send the same message over and over again! 😡

[stray fog]

HI PEEPS

[gaunt karma]

Is it glitched or something?

[severe harbor]

with the any lives part is that for the heists only

[stray fog]

lol

the msg got deleted

[gaunt karma]

Criminal Mastermind IV – Complete all Doomsday Heist missions in order, with the same team of 4 players, on Hard difficulty, without losing any lives to receive a massive $3,750,000 cash bonus.

[severe harbor]

IK

[gaunt karma]

Criminal Mastermind III – Complete all Doomsday Heist missions in order, with the same team of 3 players, on Hard difficulty, without losing any lives to receive a $1,750,000 cash bonus.

[stray fog]

the biggest problem
ppl have no friends

[gaunt karma]

Criminal Mastermind II – Complete all Doomsday Heist missions in order, with the same team of 2 players, on Hard difficulty, without losing any lives to receive an additional $750,000.

[severe harbor]

my problem is the lives thing

[gaunt karma]

**/Loyalty II – Complete all Doomsday Heist missions in order, with the same team of 2 players, to receive an additional $75,000.

/**Loyalty III – Complete all Doomsday Heist missions in order, with the same team of 3 players, to receive a $175,000 bonus award.

/Loyalty IV – Complete all Doomsday Heist missions in order, with the same team of 4 players, to receive a $375,000 cash bonus.

The / fixes everything

[stray fog]

wut?

[gaunt karma]

[stray fog]

xD

[severe harbor]

you cant die

[stray fog]

ohh

[severe harbor]

well ima go cry

[stray fog]

[gaunt karma]

[stray fog]

big nitro people

[gaunt karma]

My fwiend gives me nitros and not classic

he is good boy

[fervent turtle]

[fervent turtle]

Imagine getting gifted

[severe harbor]

fuck

[gaunt karma]

I imagined

[severe harbor]

and i wished

[fervent turtle]

Buy it scrubs

[gaunt karma]

why when i get it free

[severe harbor]

with wut the money i dont have

[fervent turtle]

Yes

[severe harbor]

ok

[fervent turtle]

With the money u don't have

[gaunt karma]

You are just an eleven years old ik

[severe harbor]

*69

[gaunt karma]

ohok

[fervent turtle]

[severe harbor]

no pls

[fervent turtle]

Sums up griefers

[stray fog]

[gaunt karma]

[stray fog]

Hello @fervent turtle

[fervent turtle]

[stray fog]

seks @fervent turtle ?

[fervent turtle]

[stray fog]

xD

[severe harbor]

mm

i fucking hate cayo gather intel

[stray fog]

everyone does lol

[strong imp]

Dont do cayo

[severe harbor]

my velum broke down when i passing merryweather hq

[stray fog]

lol, mine diden even break when i placed a sticky bomb on it

[severe harbor]

mine broke down because i shot an invisable barrier

[stray fog]

xD

idk why but im watching a person play gta on a intel hd 4000

boredom makes ppl do weird things

[severe harbor]

ima do it again bless me with pink diamond

[stray fog]

[severe harbor]

ill give updates

[faint merlin]

Agreed