#🚔┃gta-discussion
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sup the guy who i saw on heistmates
oh yea
Plz explain 😅
Go on warstock
Chaff and missiles are all u need for mk2
Go to terrobyte
No no , I got that
chaff is for toxic people XD

You want me to buy the weapon workshop and the specialised workshop?
What does the weapon workshop do?
yes imagine putting chaff to avoid lock on XD
Smart people use chaff
here u go
U need the specialised workshop for tbe mk2 i think there is a discription of it
only if u are into dogfighting with mk2
otherwise they are not needed
but toxic ngl

lmao wutt
Interaction menu and services @shut solar
sus?
Tab then services
Ty ❤️
Sooo
I am sorry to be so dumb
I have my mk2 parked in the terror byte now
And I can't really find any options to access my specialised workshop 😂
Ohhh got ittt
I had to sit on the mk2 to upgrade it
😂
idk whether to save up for the kosatka or just buy a nightclub can anyone help me decide
Has anyone got nightclub raided?
y would u even buy a nightclub and not save up for kostaka 
Yh but if u think about it i will get that money back quickly tho keeping in mind i have the coke, cash and a bunker
It would make sense if nightclubs were on discount
You will still need to hire technicians
Okay
dead chat
bruh how you know
Phone notification Exists
how do i get rid of the xbox logo on my name
it’s ugly :(
the color is so dark it completely screw my pink
i think you on pc 
I am on pc and phone simultaneously
You high broda
ok
U do know that u can run discord same time on phone and pc
I am using discord from a ice cream machine from McDonald's
If u don't know that, not my problem
Ok and
I dont remember asking
Can you chill and not be defensive like a bich
😂
Imagine not knowing that discord can be simultaneously used on pc and phone
Ikr
Not in the mood for jokes rn
ik
but..
nevermind nvm
Still waiting on you to finish so that i can go
fortnite is good game? 
Fax
What should I do buy a yacht or max out my penthouse cause I got some money to spend
Ok noice thx 
i have it and i love it
Very nice
strip club
Ok but I dont like tities
you are men?
Ik but I dont like tities
agree i also dont like tits in gta 5.
And if I wanna have a strip club I could just always fuck my sister at home
😳 sister
gta server down? 
Not for me
Ur internet shit
People the other day were saying it’s really laggy for them and sometimes doesn’t start up
It used to work perfectly fine when I used to play gta
Idk that’s just what they were saying
Stop saying fake news then
they dont generally ip block
again ghost ping
what u want
i didnt
Dude chill
imma restart my shit wifi
my ip was blocked 
wtf
give me nitro
no
no
im 53
sus

Oi

hi cayo's hoe
Your a hoe you just asked for a kiss

Yes
Looks more like 570s
Yes if it ain't from a homie

Never
nice life choice
Says u
yes says I
Yeah says u
Yeahh no shii
Ur a bum
thanks bro
No problem bro

Hello @chrome eagle
@gilded sable hello
Batty boi
Is this some cayo meeting


@astral cape jett better
Do u wanna die
I don’t but ur gonna in a minute
Ur really starting to grind my gears mr @cursive relic
lmaooo @gilded sable
Beware of me
In the terms of looks or?
then just look up some vids on yt about them and decide on that
Bet
I prefer itali gtb look
ded chat xd
Might get the sultan rs from Tokyo drift too lol
Which comet?
Whatever is on discount that comet
That one is trash
i just bought the all black auto shop renovation god it looks so sexy
Anyone interested in working with me in on original heists? Or anyone able to do Cayo heist? I’m available on Xbox with microphone.
no
How do you increase rep in ls car meet
tf u gonna do? orb him? 
racing
Can anyone help me get 6 million
Any pvp cars i have the nightshark insurgent toreador ...
broooo tha damn VECTRE is LSC car this week boiiiiiiiiiiii
this dope asf car, i want it
Can anyone help me get 6 million in GTA
if anyone wanna do that pursuit races together DM me
phew what you need em for, thats a hell lottta money
gonna need to grind cayo at least 4 times for this one
I want to buy oppresser Mk2
And buy businesses
i dont wanna help you get that 😄
mk2 opressor is soooo 💩
havok is dope asf
hydra dope asf too
Need 30 headshots with double action revolver any1 know if there a place I can go to get that quick w/o dealing with cops every 10 seconds
Which car is best in GTA
You have no idea what I’m gonna do to him you could be caught in the crossfire
yeee just do the mission heavy metal
no cops in there
and you on the beach i think
What is that mission under
in my opinion the tezeract is dope asf
when it comes to looks
but the best car for price/performance etc is def the armored kuruma
or the Nightshark
Night shark I’d say
but Kuruma is usable in all the missions
But cars to fly
Now I need money for it
Can you help me at least to get money to buy it
no offense tho ^^
It's okay
If u a returning player get duke for free
not me booiii, not meee... 🤣
Can anyone help
Where that mission ?
But I already bought the terrorbyte
What businesses u got?
jobs - rockstar - heavy metal
I got so many but it's not making money
ye should watch some guides bro
only thing you really need is bunker
nightclub with coke & meth
Do vehicle cargo and get 3-400 k a hour (what I did when I needed cash)
and the car cargo
Obviously
I got bunker cargo vehicle night club cocaine and meth
actually - when you start the game theres only ONE way, grind until CEO - do headhunter, grind until kosatka, with treasure hunt etc... and get cayo
repeat cayo over and over
Is there anyway tgg can help me
or get invited via discords like this one
and make some big a$$ BANK boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
kid are you like new here, first day or sum?
theres litreally channels
for finding players to help you wtf.....
yall kids so annoying and ignorant
wtf is it with the ignorance in this generation
READ
just READ please
Channels don't help me that's the thing
And sightseer
its all right in front of ya eyes
ayeeeee
suck his dick?!!
huh? i always got a cayo inv after at least 10 minutes on TGG here
thats why its the best broooo
Ryan where the fuck is heavy metals😂
Only coz you want yours sucked lmao ahahahahaha
Ik it’s rockstar created
2.2 mil*
bruh
i have no fcking idea bro google that shit 😆 🤷♂️
racing is so shit
you gay??
isssa rockstar mission
thats the only thing i kno
under jobs somewhere
or take any mission doesnt matter
and shot npcs
then dont even bother with carmeet
😂 I did
most missuions odnt have cops 😄
No bro I said you might caught in the crossfire abs u think I’m gonna suck him off
True lol
tf gotta google that shit now too XD
it’s like a couple hundred grand saved on some cars
just do cayo.
valid
ah shit its called death metal sry
ill just do cayo
XD
cuz u r
All seeing is death metal mission
No I ain’t I’m not sus even if I did u told me to
ayeee sry its called death metal yeee my mistake XD
but it dont matter
any mission is good
simeon mission for example
ur sus
No I am not
and smack them mkfers in the face hehe
😂 solid 5 min of my life I ain’t getting back ☠️
for easy stat boost
cap
U want proof I’ll send h my Willy it’s straight I swear
poopybutt
Shut up man
Lol
?whois 726502753354121267
Appreciated mate
np
💋💋
ayo bro chill
Nah
this dude lyin,no matter who u are the oppressor is there for you
Is the telescope glitch to put glasses on with ur mask and helmet patched😐
ded chat xd

m
nahh, ur just trash
he's just mad cuz he keeps getting destroyed by it
lol
Lol
How to tag everyone
loo cayo
can anyone help me and my friend with the prison break hiest
please
we need 2 more players

I havent played gta in ALONG time
Should I buy Annis euros
Nah probs not
No
Jester RR is better
@everyone
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So i cant cycle beetwen primary so they can stay on hard mode
Should i buy a facility and the khanjali tank or should i buy the hydra
Trash wym
Hydra is more fun for me personally
U know the glitch isn't ruining anyone's experience right it's just a glitch to put ur glasses mask and helmet together cause u can only put helmet mixed with glasses or with a mask
U cant put on glasses a helmet or a mask at the same time
Bought the hydra
Yo
says the one that cant do the telescope glitch
Shut up
no
Seks
Anyone want to help out with casino
lfg
bru someone in my lobby said he licks his dog's balls
Who doesn’t?
never tried it
yo does anyone even do the premium races???? this sh1t is another fcking joke in my opinion in this game, Rockstar seems to be ridiculously incompetent with some stuff i swear
?
premium races?
The one where you bet money on the races. The one that isn't a option
rockstars done themseves in bigtime if they dont add like 10 different actuall heists 50 new cars a few military vehicles new nocs and newe map then theyre screwed af\
the fact is only 1st place will get the money 
Forget making a new game. Use the WOW model.
💪

is it possible to get kicked for afk in an invite-only session?
Bearer Bonds 3 times in a row...
@wintry heron channel member 
When did haloween face paint usually comes out?
Trolling
Of course yes
Its patched
Can anyone help as to How to apply a pinkish or purplish tint to chrome on jets
That’s not even bad
:/
wass good

Who can help me with deliveries coke?
i will wait a minuit
i will send u req
u on pc
yep
The gta community isn't known for it's intelligence
got that right 
Or lack thereof
Someone should pin a message saying gta ain't crossplay
should i buy the security for bunker?
no
No
no
This ain't real life dude ffs
redead
*not yet
If I change my character apperance does it will reset my character skills
N o
Wait you mean
Change his parents?
🤣yes
Skills like shooting and flying will not reset are u sure
Not sure, probally just look up in google or youtube
Some people
Only if it could be done in real life
🤣
yo 🧢
@candid vale
You summoned me
Because there is no cooldown here 
Interesting
and @candid vale
yes
And Deez nutz


🤧

N O
Lol
wHat U DoiNg
I dont think i've seen a good podium in a while tbh
Playing gta online with no life for 14 hours straight
That happens to me everytime i sell buisness stuff.... no life u know
wHy dO I HaVE a WiNDowS lOgO InFRonT oF mY nAmE ?
I doNt KnOW
That logo sucks
rIp eYeS
BeETer tHn 
yEs
wIN 11 BeETer
new update
who playes gta on mac 
dO U hAVe a MaC
Dx 11 iS nOt oN A fIlThY MaC
something is wrong
Cursed image comfirmed
i gOT BrED

Bruh i literally clapped depressor mark 2 griefer with sticky bomb lol
KiLL GrIEfErS
Jokes on you he left

NuB gRIeFeR
Very dead
U ever keep switching lobbies in the hope of finding one where an all out war is happening between a lot of players?
Cuz that's really the only entertaining thing I find doing rn
Fr. Having ww3 in lobbies gives me a reason to use my weaponized vehicles
i try not to use em
but i do when someone uses an oppressor on me
shits annoying asf
i just go hunting them down
Sometimes when I find a lobby with 24 players and no violence, I launch kosatka missiles at random players, hoping that they'll get mad and try to attack me, cuz I enjoy the thrill of having enemies chase me and starting a chain event which leads to everyone fighting each other
just randomly blow up cargo 
Na I avoid grinders
funni that i just installed linux on my main computer

I attack players just chilling around
It will be a fire hazard unless you cool it with literal liquid nitrogen
liquid nitrogen is fine but how on earth an i gonna get a vessel tht will store liquid nitrogen and cool the cpu
Wait imma send you the vid of the extreme overclocking
even bigger problem
how tf will i store the massive vessel in a Case
i wanna cuz i have i3
with 3.9 ghz
anyone wanna do fleeca job?
xD
Today is 8th years aniversary of GTA 5

😏
Do I buy a casino penthouse a yacht or blow all my money on cars first
Good, time for the gta series to die


pAnCaKEs mY FrIeND
Best windows ngl, so stable smh
ded chat xd
can some1 give me a estimate on how long it takes to complete cayo pierco heist?
depends on hoe many times u've done it
my friend took 2 hrs just to do the finale
he kept messin it up lol
lol
Who ping me. 
hmm gost pong
Preps around 40 mins and if u go stealth finale can be done under 10 mins
windows 7
Wait that whole thing on the island I have to do every time
Like take pictures of shit for 30 min
Thats only for the first time
does anyonw know when the halloween update comes?
prob 10-16 October
Oh
wut things r there in the halloween update
i mean what is there usually
Rip he doesnt get answe :( idk either
Hopefully we get some more high paying contracts
Is the panther statue gonna come for halloween
If it does that would be cancer for cayo channels full of panther 3/4 gold b2b
I know but everyone needs money tbf
i agree
lets hope yes
Did u do b2b
Nope all legit
Is there a chance that it can return
How much did u earn
Over 10m did like 2-3 a day start to finish
bruh
my friend did cayo with another friend of mine for 2 days straight, like an actual playtime of 36 hrs and they earned 20-30m each
thats is excluding sleep and stuff
i cant play for 4 hrs in a row
my head starts hurting lol
Thats an even stupider idea than my idea to grind cayo for a yacht
What was the event name when the panther statue came back
(Which my friends laughed at me for because it was the stupidest idea ive ever had)
"gtao dying so we made a new prize which pays 2m more"
They should give us content like some contracts that pay well like the union depostory
u expect content from rockstar?
smh
Soo there is a slim chance that the panther coukd return
i know im not smart
take it as 1 in 2000
It will come back eventually
my gta just decided to close
mine too
I hope it doesn’t because its going to fuck over the cayo channels
Just got crush
twinning'
I closed mine like 2 minutes ago
ah it was ur fault
here we have a mom jokes cracker in his natural environment
Yeah i haced rockstar and closed everyones game
i play minecraft now xD
nice. Buy me that game too. 25€
poor af
use tlauncher
@fervent turtle Seks?
I don't have space for that game. Cuz gta 5 big gay game
seks!
@fervent turtle you are not doing doomsday as a 1 level?
Make me some noodles too?
I am stuck in air. Help 
Im hacking rockstar and messing with everyones game
Oh m g gta online is so frustrating
Get rekt lzzz
I got game crush 
Can anyone help me with something? It will only take a sec and is really easy
i would but by the time i sent em to u they would be cold and prolly damaged with maggots inside em
but i aint sendin it from china
xD
no moni
no guns
nuthin to threaten them
if i do go they will prolly think i'm just a troll lmao
what type of glitxh on earth is this now
I have a clip I want to show tgg that I made could anyone tell me if he accepts discord sends
I'm pretty sure he doesn't reply to dms
Oh ok thx
Give that clip to @final forge he will give to tgg 
A. Rock is AFK: sleeping - 5 hours ago
Ok
here we have a person who is spamming
, in his natural environment
What does that emote even mean? I never understood it
Damn sad
I need to stop staying up so late gaming
yes
💀
sleep late and get up early
wow its a dead chat
buy me a fresh account then
best thing to do for gamers
coz i dont have lvl 1 characters
u buy me a 25$ minefart account
i'll be most thankful for that
xD
no thanks lmfao
25$ jesus

Yeah its almost 4am and i just got off
jeSUS
Was on for like 10-12 hours
i dont last for 4 hrs lmfao
i'm better with 3 hrs
I took some breaks
Mainly to get food or water
Or shower
I took like a 30 minute break to go shower
i just forgot showerin exists today lol
lets be real
nobody exercises now
ppl goin fat
daamn
i just press some ice
pains but works
bowling
Been icing it exercising it the usual
One of our teams went to state and took 4th and the school didnt even mention it
But they mentioned the terrible loss the football team had
lol
Then we had the homecoming pep fest today
rookie numbers
Apparently it’s traditional for the football team to throw it back in front of the whole school
I am forever scarred
pls enlighten me with professional numbers
Pretty long for me probably could have gone for longer ngl
15 - 17
Weak
then what do u call 2-3 hrs
True gamers do 24 hour sessions
no i have a life unlike u 
tf is this now
gif
tiny gif
bruh
You see when momma gif and daddy gif love eachother very much..
i'm scared
then we get a baby gif.....
ice ice baby
Yes


ping\
That series had me confused half the time
Sussy ping?
lol
@chrome eagle ??
this is ur ping @chrome eagle
Nono this is it: @chrome eagle
where is my brother @wintry heron
alright
what username you want?
i will take 1 year nitro. in return
u drive a hard bargain sir
hmm
I've got equipment and staff upgrades on almost all of my Mc business but they're in the worst locations ever
I don't even remember buying them
ded chat xd

Blessed banan
Banan
Why is the car on the podium in the casino so shit
And the game is also kinda shit
Could someone help me with the deluxo setup for heist
bro I can but I also need help
You PC so you cant
okay sry
Where is 2X on special crates, im still waiting 
Doomsday 1? @fervent turtle HE IS BEST DOOMSDAY player. He did DOOMSDAY as a 31 level
true
just ping him lmao
I pinged him but idk why it's showing like this 

everytime i try to go into a building which needs to load my game freezes bruh
I need ps4 though
ded chat xd
💪😎
Minecraft > gta
Yall are dead
Rip tgg server
No
At least Minecraft don't have small pp griefers
i dont like minecraft
cool new icon btw
so i 50% hate gta
50% love gta
30% hate minecraft
and 70% hate minecraft
and by seeing the community
i hate it even more
Does purchasing aircraft hanger at Fort Zancudo millitary base gives a free P996 Lazer jet plane?
Fam there's nothing left to do in online I done everything in 2 months now what?
No but u can steal it easier
What is the best vehicle to buy that is under 2738050
What does that mean? Like when I steal it no cops come after me?
Only 2 stars
instead of 4
or 5
I'm tempted to waste 2 mill on fast cars instead of relocating bunker
if youre looking for speed just get a opressor
literally
I have oppressor
Mk2
Also why does lester take 600,000 every cayo hiest what does he do
I want something to help me in everything like toreador but it is expensive
no he doesnt
only pavel takes like 2%
Pavel worthy
What is the best way to get 5 star police quickly other than entering Zancudo millitary base?
I bought hanger
kill cops that are inside the facility that we got to in prison break
guess who got the orbital cannon now 
but
750k
.....
Man if you left it at any gta online player I boutta be so sarcastic



Did he....
...grief you?
he keeps ghost pinging me
Oh
U get less stars if u steal one (:

no I didn't. Gib the pruuf?
mai englistht si gud
h
i didnt ss it
Hola
Hi
Like I the necessary shit like oppressor. Kosatka. Sparrow
I got like a jet
Bunch of businesses
oppressor mk1 or mk2
if you have everything then just buy some stuff to have fun but not for money
Like scramjet
hangar
Already got both
heist*
Ye might do aggressor
just help people then and grind to 100m
aggressor is the easiest\
without duggan shipments
Hahah maybe

do it lol
i did it and we only lost 200k
y
Wtf I literally lost like 400k the first time
cus y not
i did it also with the worst gun man and the shotgun loadout
the smg is ..
even if you destroy like 1/4 of them they lose their armor
Yea same
Again?
Lmao
Bruhhh
Dont worry, its just a billion dollar company, mistakes happen
$$
B o t h
imaginne
Strongly agreed
Oh i mean make the heist harder xd
you can't make it harder technology
The only way to nerf it is to decrease its payout
Make other business uselesss which is kinda unfair to money grinders 
And I'm not against that
I mean
Exactly
I mean an active business like ceo business
when did u purchase ur kosatka
Exactly
Thats why u could only do it 3 times
If u had ur kosatka for a few weeks that number would be 10 times more
The heist is fucking boring anyways, prefer casino heist which is the payout is almost the same
1.3 mil every hour, and doable solo
Not to mention how easy the finale is
Dont hide the details
but gta players pretty much have no friends soooo
still, make it harder ffs
What 
in what way
Atleast make the hacking a bit harder for the player to use skills
Casino was perfect
If u do artwork duo and u choose 5% hacker and also u take like 80% cut,u will get 1.7 with elite challange and hard mode
u didnt host?
Well u did it wrong
but maybe doble daily takings
gold, hard mode 2 people, full take 
Need luck with the gold spawns 
no
if u get people who don’t know how to hack on casino heist ur screwed
W H A T
me and my pal doesnt need luck
you can duo all but 1 iirc
I can do it with every spawn
Full take
this man knows his sht
i cant do the one w two doors on c
Cayo setup is are so easy
I only can do it if the 3 carts spawn at the middle

it’s my first time doing it and it’s taken me like 1 hour to do 4 setups I have one left
just now hit one with bad spawns still full take 
yea I tried to do that but died a bunch
Do longfin prep
All good casino heist players are gone
instead of doing kosatka/longfin prep
why dont you do smth productive and stop playing the game

I could've gone stonks if i could find someone to do 2 man gold with
Which no cayo grinder ever dreams of it
dont do it in public sessions

Cayo if u do it full stealth u only need 5 missions in casino heist u need to do like them all
Invite lobby only session is exist











