#🚔┃gta-discussion
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That doesn't mean he keeps telling me to touch grass everytime he seems me online
Jokes have its limits
Kind of still pissed of about that
Like 3 hrs on casino sheesh
Like u don't see kyro telling me to touch grass now
Coz he knows jokes have its limits
Apparently 22yr old ted doesn't seem to comprehend that
💀

- I don't need permission from a random on the internet to tell a joke
- Learn to take joke and stop being so stuck up ffs
It's getting overused and u keep using it on me, do i keep telling u that u suck on act 3 everytime u are online, no right coz i know when jokes have their limits
what's the carmeet car?

Vectre
How does it even corelate ffs
discount or podium?
Carmeet prize ride
Stop crying over a joke
Rebla gts is podium
oh the dscount is annis euros
Bruh u really think that telling me to touch grass isn't getting overused
thanks e
Like u do it everytime when u see me online
Weekly update is out? 
Ok and?
Cause u always online
Np
What s the update
What are good sales?
Cmon man u are 22 atleast i expected u to know when jokes are getting overused
Apparently not
Cry more lmao
💀
And
Bruh
Bruh what's with ted
eh what's carmeet challenge?
It's not like I can't take a joke, but everytime cmon
dang it
Use other jokes for once
Annis euros on sale ($945,000)
Can i have a car for pvp and a car for fun
Bruh this weekly update is so lame
No sale on warstock 
I was looking forward to this update. Its garbage
place top 3 in 7 pursuit races
It's shit sale
it is, 0 warstock vehicles
all bennys and euros
the comet retro though, i like that
This weeks weekly update is shit again... :(
Guess I'll not be playing GTA this week. Maybe just Cayo
BTW
I recently setup all my 5 nightclub technicians to businesses. I know I should only sell after gathering one million. Can I do it alone or do I need another player to help me?
Hi
Nightclub sell is always 1 Vehicle
Thanks! And should I always do it in a solo lobby?
Its upon you. If you want to avoid griffers you can do in solo lobby. But if u want sell bonus I would say you chose populated lobbies
Tony will take 10% cut from the sell
But if the sell is above 1 million tonys cut will be only 100k
You will also need to buy Pounder Custom if u are willing to sell above 1 million
@final forge when the weekly update is coming in #📣┃gta-weekly-news 
A. Rock is AFK: sleeping - 7 hours ago
bruh
Yo dumb question , anyone y'all know where to buy the karuma ?
Got it thanks
He has got a life unlike you.
Hey guys , new so not sure if this is where I'm supposed to post , but just looking for some decent people to play with , trying to grind out missions etc . I'm level 44 so a bit low but any help is appreciated, cheers
go to ifg my g
Legend cheers mate
Lmfao
thanks so much!!
no problem
I like ubermacht cars
If you don't get the spin you want close your game and reload it
I'm on Xbox I have been here 20 minutes
Just trying to get it and I did
Well my time has come to disconnect and reconnect internet lmfao
Ooh thanks
My friends autoshop has a arcade game which I liked as a decoration
When I bought my autoshop it didn't come with it I bought the default style
What should I do to buy this game
hopefully soon
So did i
Upgrade fully. 25% off this week
I need someone to play with the casino heist anyone up
Use the lfg channels
?
Use the lfg channels channels please
Have some patience
Ok sorry
hey
since the comet is on sale at benny's should i buy it and upgrade it
i have about 16 million
Hey everyone, Does anyone know if you still get the Strawberry Auto Shop for free if you have a Prime linked account? I think it was only during July, but also read that they are still refunding. Anyone know for sure?
This week is trash ngl🤦🏽♂️
yeah agreed
i bought the vectre like 3 weeks ago
so no reason to grind
since i can repay it by doing cayo
i stg if i win the prize ride again
i'll blow it up
or drive it to the ocean
Cayo became way too boring for me idk about you guys
ded chat xd
top 3 in 7 pursuit races?
none of the “in 5 days in a row streak” deal?
they’re practically giving away this car for free!
I could literally get the vectre in a single day if I wanted to
i accidentially went full frontal taking the small plane instead of the giant one to cayo
biggest mistake of my life
I’m so happy
they literally gave an easy challenge for the prize car
and best of all this is my most favorite car in the game
and of all time
u can still earn another vectre and then sell off your old one/the new one and get free cash from it ontop of the cash you earn from the pursuit races
did I mention the street races and any land races are 3x cash?
wait whaaaaat
kewl
what a fun challenge that will be
im thinking of buying the comet
since its got a fat discount
so its at like 70k
and the vapid ellie
I did but nothing happened
and just make it like the rb26 version from tokyo drift lol
should i get deluxo or vigilante
@high tundra 





Lmfao
5v1 how much did u piss them off

lol
idk if you noticed
tgg recorded a bug
in the latest weekly update
video
the car in the ls meeting
is flying
r* being r*
He is from heistmates server

yes
Yes but he changed his name and pfp today XD idk why
He didn't crop like me 
Both pfp are different
Yeah

Jk tho
whats heistmates?
Its a server
can you invite me?
U wanna join heistmates?
sure
Oke i will invite you
What's the best weapon for the AA trailer?
it’s my first time doing Cayo which setups should I do
I already scoped out the drainage tunnel and north dock
U should also scope out the main dock
and I am planning to do it in full stealth so idk if I need to do the armor stuff
Already did that too
but for escaping I’m still probably just gonna swim away
Okay
and also some people can do it back to back how do I get that

or is it just a glitch
?
like u know how some people do it twice in a row
Oh that, ye it's a glitch
Idk how to do it and I'm not gonna find out
Srry i went afk
np thatonedude invited me
ded chat xd
What's the best heist in gta?
casino perico
Diamond cayo

If you need advice on cuts
If you do with 2 players, take 60% because you paid for it, 65% if they didn't help the preps
🚲
I will give him 15% cuz he do nothing 
Just grab gold
Ok and
Hm
Hmm probably means you need to buy it at the arcade
this game is a joke
still waiting for 3 minutes to get to the casino from penthouse
is there a reason to get lazer over b11?
Maybe try restarting ur game it works for me
already loaded in lol
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Tf
Table flip
i like the starling
how to turbo start in races??
Nothing can oppose the table flip
??
Why there no logo in my name like this guy @wintry heron 
Idk
@final forge

Oof
Hey
Howdy
We are looking for an icon for pc
Oh gud. Find it fast 

from official fortnite
Hm not bad
Too dark
Idk
i kinda like it
I like the earlier one
lets oversimplify it yes
Do the polls @final forge
ya it sucks
Why post it then 
Last time I was on here I got bullied

By who
Tell him to buy ps5
just gethim qa new pc
I then now changed my name and pic just so they don't recognise me
how will he play with me then
Smort 
Ya
But he's on xbox and u on pc 
exactly
better than this huge monitro
he needs a pc
my pc better
My Xbox One is ok
@steady marten yo I want real nitro. I am under 13
Oh so you have RTX 699999? 
Lmao

the one with rgb
How about your graphic cards 
scheme is over now from my side plz contact someone from <@&722716210655002651> team for further assistance they will help you, make sure to let them know your age 
Then gib to me
i use bread
bruh

i will buy it for a half eaten quarter pounder with some fries
bought it from china, gave them a virus nuke thing in return
I wanna go on a Macca's run
then go for it
i think theyre enjoying it
Na it's 10pm
Bruh i just bought the fake ps4 controller 
And I don't have money or a job
bruh i just bought the phantom wedge
Rip indeed
I bought it only like 14 bucks lmao
Cooo
i cant afford a faggi 😦
Cool
rip
faggio*
Oh no
just like sell random cars on the highway
hmm
Faggio is good agaisnt depressor mk 2 griefers
Or just sell cars U have but don't want no more
i have a faggio sport mk3
Thats what I did when I wanted money
but not a OG faggio :/

paid rockstar
I wanna job
im hiring juggernaut killers if ur interested
hah jk ik the secret jutsu to kill juggy boi
Na can't play online at the moment cuz I've got no wifi and data drains real quick
I wanna play online
ok
Rockstar are so lazy on the prime rewards/ offers 😑
yeah
Hello, can anyone teach me how to use ingame voice chat ? I already set up in setting and interaction menu but my friend said he didn't hear anything
What is it
there is none on pc lol
u both needa turn on voice chat and mic option under the voice chat button
Really ?😂
that's only on xbox and ps4
Check if Ur mic is mute
Wrong channel
i literally use it
wait
is there
What
did u mean to say
Idk what's happening rn
noone or none
Tf
So pc can use it or not ?😅
like there is no voice chat on pc
?
almost everyday
What
Teach me bro
voice chat is on pc
🧢
no
i have 3 days onpc
wait
why is nobody talking
Tf, very confusing 😂 which one is true ?😅🤦🏻♂️
im going online to see
Do you mean discord voice chat
but works for me
Or just normal
If it did exist everyone would know cause of the 8 year olds never muting themselves
If it doesn't work then Maybe use discord or some social media that allow voice chat
discord is better
@wintry heron does it work on Xbox
it has better quality
You can’t use discord on xbox tho can you
How
so pc users just use discord
I think I've never used it before
Neither @wintry heron
TF
!!!
I just go on parties to chat with my mates and play with thej at the same time
how have i never seen this
i have 1000h on pc and i did not know there was voice chat on pc
You can’t use discord on xbox can you?
damn
For what?
GTA servers suck ass, I'm in a pursuit race and I get to 4th and It freezes me down to last (8th) they need to fix their fucking servers
Cuz on Xbox if Ur using voice chat through the game then the whole server would be able to here it so thats y I use parties
Idk
I'm not tho
They do judging by the sound of it
That's not for me was it
No no
Any1 know whi jston is
Na
Ok
Why
W)hat cars should i buy for pvp i have nighshark toreador insurgent pick up
What cars should i buy for fun i have scramjrt and batmobile and zentornoo lol
Jist asking
I need someone to make confirmation about the voice chat, I will add to my lobby and try it😅 anyone free ?
Na
W)hat cars should i buy for pvp i have nighshark toreador insurgent pick up
What cars should i buy for fun i have scramjrt and batmobile and zentornoo lol
And soon to be hydra for pvp
B11
Buy a b11
Haha lol that was synchronised
B11 ? Whats that
Ahahah that’s so weird
Yea
It’s a fighter jet
A jet
b11 strikeforce
The best one
I tought it was the bombushka
Just no
Nooo
Lazer is not the best
Rip off
why is b11 apparently the best
Hydra is better than lazer for me
ppl didnt like it much b4
I bought it it’s better than hydra
It can turn better I think that’s it
It’s the best jet for all around
depends
did it get buffed
Hydra has vtol which is very useful
No
Hydra vtol is bad
the fact it has 30 rockets sucks
Better agility which is what you need in a jet
Yeah but only bad players spam homing middles
Missiles
ik
people didnt like the rate of fire and so were disappointed especially with the sound lmao. but im assuming after a while of use its good
In a dogfight you only really use mg
I spam missiles when i see a mk2 following another player
yeah
Which only has 30
But sometimes people follow their friends round to protect them
From my experience it’s not that bad
I’m my opinion I just don’t think the lazer is worth 3 mil more
Vc on gta, you need to push to talk, I just talk to strangers lol😂
for the A10
Thats true
yes but when comparing all its characteristics the slightly slower rate of fire is made up for
Because they are overpowered and take no skill whatsoever to use
not slow but slower
i dont get the point here
Use barrage missiles and bombs for ground targets
but
Hydra is a better value for money
alright
Nope
I bought the hydra and I regret it
why is the bunker stock meter not divided like the mc businesses one ?????
the hydra is ugly
I would have rather bought a starling
It’s not really
@hollow glen the lazer isn’t 3 mil better though
its kinda smooth
i remember the first time i was watching someone do cargo and pavel told me to blow them up. i decided to just watch instead but of course 2 guys doing cargo will be suspicious of a random mk2 just waiting next to them
i just dont like the way modern jets look
Oh I thought u meant hydra is better than b11
Fair point
I bought the mogul
It’s fun to use but really bad
Molotok is also fun
i like the molotok
Same
but starling my most fav
i dont love how it looks but i think the harrier looks sick
Id rather buy a pyro tbh
B11 looks sick too
Damn we just vent into an argumrnt about jets
I have never really given the Molotok a chance
starling better for dive bombing. just whatever you're into
How much is the starling?
The thing I hate about gta now is the stuff I want is like 4-5 mil
Imma buy the khanjalin tank lolol
2.7 or 3.7 I think
I could get that
Is 2.7 trade price
I don’t really want tho
I have it it’s pretty good
i mean. gta online moment?
Thanks is it powerfull?
very
Not 100%
It’s trade price is unlocked by air freight I think
Yea
but it is a tnk, so use cases are very niche
Yeah. Thought it would take more rockets but it takes about 4-5 which is still good. Definitely should get some armour upgrades in the facility
U pc?
wait is the word niche just used for markets and stuff?
and i dont have a hangar in my pc yet
Ah i just want a tank but do i need to have the avenger?
red = pc btw
Green xbox blue ps4
Nice modders usually spawn in stuff if u ask them
Just ask to try out some stuff
Ok
That was how I got to try the pyro and the lazer
Do u of player’s self encoders often
Damn why can a modder join a ps4 lobby and spawn me like 5mil
Cant
Modders can’t drop money on pc anymore
ikr 😔
Why
And it won’t let you store the vehicles in your hangar or garage
Because it’s not your personal vehicle
Idc bout the cars
So there’s very little that you can get that you keep
Idk rockstar wanted to change people not buying as many shark cards but not fix modders themselves ig
I found a guy on yt that is a real gl!tcher
Yesterday i said b2b on lfg cayo
What’s that
And a staff asked me is that the glitch but there wasnt any badge so i got a ban 1h
Oh ok
What lfg or
B2b
Wait so staff don’t let you do the replay gl!tch
Back 2 back
Oh ok
Replay glitch on Cayo is so good
Nah they do but just say that its nit glitched
Lmao
Yea
Oui
Tru
i tried em but none work
What u need?
Jus unplug Ethernet when ur name comes up after the mission passed
Oh that
Quit game after u get envelope
im pretty sure they're talking about solo replay glitch
Then replug when all the moving numbers n heist stats go off
There is a guy on yt that does duplicatr cars
Then quit and restart game
That dosent work
Have to do it after the name comes up or wont get paid
There is a guy on yt that does duplicate cars
Do u wanna here the dumbest player I’ve ever encountered on gta
It’s kinda long tho
ye
lets hear it
sure
Ye
In a sec
Cars yes, replay glitches no
Ok I send the picture so I'll copy and paste it
So u cant get banned if u do repla,
For the most part no
?
Only if u abuse it and is recognized as a high earner cuz the money u get is not under jobs
So one time I was playing GTA Online and there was this event thing in free mode where someone has to take over this area so I came up the area on my armoured Kuruma and there were two ppl so I started shooting at one of them and I killed her and I started shooting at the other but he managed to kill me so I respawned and tried to get me car back but the bloke killed me and I texted him saying can I get my car and he said no and he decided to destroy me car so I spawned it back and called the mechanic to bring it to me so I went in to me car and started driving towards the casino and on my way I texted the bloke y U killed me when I was tryna get to me car and he said cuz U killed my gf and I'll keep killing U so I somehow managed to get to the casino and I entered it and I sent him a message saying I've got a bf and if he died once in a game then I'll kill that fella once not try to do it a million times and he said well I have to kill U a million times and then I went onto the map
So one time I was playing GTA Online and there was this event thing in free mode where someone has to take over this area so I came up the area on my armoured Kuruma and there were two ppl so I started shooting at one of them and I killed her and I started shooting at the other but he managed to kill me so I respawned and tried to get me car back but the bloke killed me and I texted him saying can I get my car and he said no and he decided to destroy me car so I spawned it back and called the mechanic to bring it to me so I went in to me car and started driving towards the casino and on my way I texted the bloke y U killed me when I was tryna get to me car and he said cuz U killed my gf and I'll keep killing U so I somehow managed to get to the casino and I entered it and I sent him a message saying I've got a bf and if he died once in a game then I'll kill that fella once not try to do it a million times and he said well I have to kill U a million times and then I went onto the map
And then I saw i fella right outside the casino another one in a heli close by the casino and the agro bloke in a tank in the parking lot so he said come outside and I said oh I will so I went onto passive and left the casino and I saw that one of them was is a van with a gun on it the other was is a cargobob and I was just there thinking mate this psycho has an army of 3 and one of them was in a cargobob which is useless I mean It coulve been to carry the vehicle so anyway I walked right in front of the tank and I said kill me oh wait im in passive and he replied well there's a glitch that u can kill someone in passive which is not true so then he starts shooting at me and I tried to go into my car to drive around a bit but he blew it up so I started running towards my apartment just to get a car but then I managed to get onto a cop car and I started driving around and they kept following me tryna kill me so he said I will hunt U down in every server and I left
How can u abuse it if everyone is using it
And then I saw i fella right outside the casino another one in a heli close by the casino and the agro bloke in a tank in the parking lot so he said come outside and I said oh I will so I went onto passive and left the casino and I saw that one of them was is a van with a gun on it the other was is a cargobob and I was just there thinking mate this psycho has an army of 3 and one of them was in a cargobob which is useless I mean It coulve been to carry the vehicle so anyway I walked right in front of the tank and I said kill me oh wait im in passive and he replied well there's a glitch that u can kill someone in passive which is not true so then he starts shooting at me and I tried to go into my car to drive around a bit but he blew it up so I started running towards my apartment just to get a car but then I managed to get onto a cop car and I started driving around and they kept following me tryna kill me so he said I will hunt U down in every server and I left
And he was on rank 400 and I was about rank 85 back then so I don't think this fella doesn't know that u can't kill anyone in passive
And then I saw i fella right outside the casino another one in a heli close by the casino and the agro bloke in a tank in the parking lot so he said come outside and I said oh I will so I went onto passive and left the casino and I saw that one of them was is a van with a gun on it the other was is a cargobob and I was just there thinking mate this psycho has an army of 3 and one of them was in a cargobob which is useless I mean It coulve been to carry the vehicle so anyway I walked right in front of the tank and I said kill me oh wait im in passive and he replied well there's a glitch that u can kill someone in passive which is not true so then he starts shooting at me and I tried to go into my car to drive around a bit but he blew it up so I started running towards my apartment just to get a car but then I managed to get onto a cop car and I started driving around and they kept following me tryna kill me so he said I will hunt U down in every server and I left
Can u not copy and paste it pls

I mean if ur only source of money if from a glitch then ir probably gonna get flagged
hey ted wassup
Who are u
Public races 😤😤can get so annoying sometimes
supro
?
Just say hey back
Oh shit it is just that source
My Xbox one magically turns on sometimes it’s creepy
same with my ps4
Nah it has a good gaming table
mine is placed on a wooden chair lol
I have a halo xbox anyone else?
like no cap
The money u earn in gta is divided into categories and when u glitch that money dosent fall in to any
I think cuz all of its buttons on the console r sensor thingy
mine has a gud wooden chair
I took my Xbox apart and now I have to turn it on with my controller
Finally, good week for car people😂
Coz I broke the sensor
Ok
You don’t have to stop tho just be weary of it
That’s a oop moment right there
I know bro
If ur balance is under 100mil u will probably be ok
guys wtf
is my account hacked
bro
i had 6 pistols
now i have 15
my ammo was 1.1k
now its 9.7k
And it’s creepy cuz none of my pets r anywhere nere it
I was like right let’s have a look in here see if we can make it run faster and I took the casing off and the screw threads were circle😑 so I couldn’t even get into it and then yeah I broke the sensor thingy
Then imma be okay for awhile cuz when i earn 5 mil i just buy something
guys
There’s a modder in the server guys can we ban this dude cmon what is he doing rn
why do i have so many guns
am i gonna get banned
Shouldnt do
Ye
i spent my life savings of 10 bucks in this game
Lol idk
so i better not
doubt it
YES
lmao same
10 whole bucks
never spent any money after
tf rich
Catto is backk
donate??
Bruh I’m English what am I saying bucks for
Quid?
Or bunda lol joking
And I'm Australian
Are u American lol
Nah
We beat u in the semi finals
im egyptian
2018
Cool
@gilded sable
Can someone pls help me win some races? I only have engine 2
i forgot my country
I wanna move to LA to pursue my dreams of becoming an actor
A p*rn actor lol
get an autoshop xd. everything unlocked
I have autoshop
Too insecure
customise there then
Oh
then get a new engine
nothing is locked in one
Thats not that low
u can still get level 4 engine
im 49
Bruh the nighshark is weak i put lvl 3 armor but i still get shoot
im 80
I think I'm on 90
i used to be 84 in my old acc
Ok
Any soluzions
every singe one of em
get smth better
What
Why when i call mechanic he said that he ia ocupated
I maxed it out
its mainly for homing launchers if
ig*
Go on a road
mehcanic gets drunk sometimes
did u miss ur payment
or this too
Any fun cars i can buy
ocelot jugular
mechanic's services are awful
its my fav so far
calico
I have to grind for 9 mik so i can buy a hydra the a facikity for the khanjali
I have hydra
Does anyone have the khanjali
U have the tequila b2b
I have ruby
And I have a sub
I had pd
Why did u change
Why change
I forgot to leave
Sad
Hello I am not able to find my photos which I have uploaded on my social club can anyone help me
Oh no
hm, u know where to find em or its a glitch

ded chat xd
Anyone got the podium vehicle yet? I wanna know if it’s good it looks so cool
cya imma do some cayo
Rebla good
Fast
Is it?
I’m gonna get it now
First try watch this
Well u can’t watch it
But still
I got clothing 😔
brrruh
Bruh this kid tried griefing me in his Karuma and now says I'm a pussy for using explosives
He is trying to play us off as he doesn't know
Use ur opressor mk 2 then
lol
🤣
lol
lol
hm
In kuruma?
Tf
I think Im earning more with a small special cargo warehouse than my upgraded bunker, is that supposed to happen?
Nah hes in karuma, not kuruma
Because special cargo is an active business while bunker is passive business
@final forge this one is better then this 🖥️ ..

That sucks
hm
better that this huge monitor
or even better just remove them from platform role
agree


Epic game is literally try to make every game become free 
How do u guys buy game in PS?
PS store?
Or u have anything like epic?
Just asking casually
I used a savage instead
I finished all casino approaches all on cash becuase it was my first time to do them now if i cancel diamond casino heist will i start getting artwork and gold on the approaches
Yes the Karumas model can't be shot through the Windows but you can throw c4 out this is the unarmoured one
Oo
Search it up
.
I would answer if I knew I’m just saying so you don’t think your being ignored
ok ty
which car is faster then krieger
Pariah
Yea
i have Pariah
I meant that
any other
yeah there is 10 other

any other car'bike i can buy?
???
slow as f
Entity
Entity xf i have. its slow asf. i won in casino
Straight line speed tho- only top speed which in races these days is barely useful
its just 0.65 faster
Deveste Eight is fast
131.75mph
The you need good acceleration
hm
hmmmmmmmmmmm
kreiger is best for me. good acceleration
Then 
bruh
i have
oppressor mk1 for fun
i have
Just get honda civic
deathbike for speed and protection from the back
i have
Insurgent nightshark hydra
i have
Zentornoo
i have but i sell
i have
Joe
i have that jet pack
Joe
YES
hm
i have
proof
hm
Bruh
gta media
alright
ok
gta online*
just post it
ok i will post both
I finished all casino approaches all on cash becuase it was my first time to do them now if i cancel diamond casino heist will i start getting artwork and gold on the approaches
i just did 2 casino heist aggressive. cash. not mine tho
Welp bad luck on targets
hello bois
Guys , I wanna upgrade my mk2 , how do I do dat?
Should I get the options for it?






