#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Want me to help u?
Ye sure
Ur psn?
U have a mic?
It’s a repeatable mission so you can go back and scope more again
Ok its fine
But i cant today, cuz yeah, it's late
Where ya from?
Romania
Ur psn?
what is the minimum players to start doomsday finale???
2
thanks
lets see someone get the scammer role
wdym


If I change my crew color do I have to rebuy the crew color option on all of my vehicles that have crew color
or does it update automatically
@wintry heron if you change your crew color the cars that already had a crew color will keep the old color
Tow trucks should be brought back
can I play w anyone
Use the lfg channels please
k ty
What’s the fastest car in gta
plz
No
I’m sure thanks
@wintry heron how many kids you got in your basement?
@wintry heron Hallo xia
i don’t think that’s sure enough
Bruh
?

wanna have seks with me?
very polite man asks question
If they say please they have to say yes

can we have seks please?
pleaseeeeeee?

YESSSS
@abstract trellis how many kids you got in your basement tho?

69
do events come back sometimes? like i want the arcade machines in the autoshop
ok
They removed them?
well i dont have them
I’ve still got mine so I don’t know if it’s a bug
and it was a timed event when i didnt have autoshop yet
no
You might have a bug
do you have seks machines?
There’s an option to change the game so try that
There’s a truck one and a bike one that’s all I have
Bro?
i know
He horny for sels
wanna have seks?
Do you have one though?
I do not have one

ye does he have one?
I have the gruppe sechs van
why
in the menu i only have 2 options, to invite people and one other i dont remember
nothing about arcade machines

hmm maybe they will add other decors in the future

Must be an event thing then like diamonds in the casino heist
Had no idea the arcade games were limited time.
Why is the entire casino dlc based around diamonds but only during events do you get to even see a real diamond
seks arcade
Same
cus diamond casino broke
Skint
u british?
Yes
someone else who’s british YESSSSSS
Yes lad
what you got against brits huh?
😦
england?
Init
what part of england ?
its innit mate
scouse
dan always said piss off so yeah
M8
i’m from preston m8 want a bacon bun?
piss off
Barmy plonker

Mad scran that
Im from alaska
ok and?
Cheese on toast is underrated
i’ve met a northerner from england YESSSSSS
Signal must be great
yeah
Yes now go flex to everyone or something
hiding bodies easier
i’m going to
Simple
Season it at least
I prefer feeding it to family
salt and pepper bit of garlic
You can't eat every part of a human body, not without getting really sick
Honey roast it
that’s a lie
bleach the body first
the. it’s fine
Why you eating the skeleton fella?
Have you tried before so you know
😳
eat all the flesh and organs give the bones to the dogs
sell the organs
That’s why you season it, it brings the bleach taste off it
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Easy few thousand quid
Yeah I don't think bleach is gonna save you from getting the human equivalent of mad cow disease
Still can eat it?
ah you gotta bleach and season it and it’ll be fine
Worth the disease
Just boil it at the joints
from personal experiences ^

Did you know burning a police officers body gives you three stars?
I only learnt that last week
Go on the train track in gta with one
what was last weeks car
Get hit by the train and keep your money
oh nvm yeh the sr
A bad one
gb200 i think
I have everything except cypher sr calico and annis remus
amd no futo gtx

selling children for gta money
profet
Predators are sharks, why do you think they’re called shark cards?
You give children to the predators, they pay off the police and then on your trolley

Lester probs bought one off you
They're called shark cards because the company's name is a play on loan sharks, and the cards are shaped like shark fins
I know the loan shark thing
I was joking

yeah this bitch either joking or dont understand jokes
No need for that fella
corrected now for no reason
Oh don't worry, I've been called much worse
thanks
Oof
ok
ok
Sex this Sex that, you guys are seriously down bad
wdym?
how sex bad
oh he thought that
sex good
but we dont to sex
damn u dirty minded
only seks
hi
we meant casino
Hello wee
approach
that’s what we meant
they ded
no
no worth
tomorrow is my first day back to school
ok
yk
Good luck
my first day was 5 days ago
i been back 2 days and got 7 detentions and 5 days exclusion 🤪
its just the first day what could possibly happen
..
Secs will happen
start beef with years 7s
cocky pricks
yup
my mates brother is a year 7 and he’s got no mates so he just follows us around 😂😭
we tell him to piss off but he doesn’t listen
kick his ass
this yr 7 went up to one of my mates and said “your dusty not even gonna lie” 😭😭😭😭
he was the size of my left leg
god help us
yes 😭
how tall are you mf
the 1 thing im dreading this year
you mean how short are they?
i gotta wake up at 6:30
i’m 6’2
no, i want to know how tall you are
oh damn
@wintry heron stop lurking
we all call her 2 foot but she just looks so confused
im 5'8
Whats 5,8 in cm
999999999
stfu im 14
im 14 too
like around 172/3
Well that explains a lot
aight
explains what
i am 187 cm
and gta is 17+
is that ageism?
age racist
no
Yeahtrue but not alot people here to stop gta @wintry heron
yes
not all 14 year olds are the same
exactly
more easier few ppl off dc
yk
another nick name?
07
thats 07 dumbass
2008 kids ready to use discord be like:
you know
why that text red
cuz deleted
sacrifices have to be made
👮♂️
emoji fail
nah nah nah
i wonder if this year i will get a hotter girlfriend than last year
08 
its a yearly thing
i get a hot girlfriend, and dump them at the last day and then get a hotter girlfriend the year after
K
K

how

Idk
how is it dead
That just makes you look like an asshole

Ah yes the real cold word of tricking a girl and then breaking her heart at the end of the year to do the same thing to another person

oi
oi
Lol
I mean yeah fucked up but the coldest of the coldest world

Well if that's truly the world we live in then I guess I have no choice but to do the same thing to a man
ok
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ok
I volunteer
yes
hooo are you
bit rude to not introduce yourself don’t you think
You dmed me like 3 days ago wym
he's a newcummer

oh your the level 70 right?
well yes its your own choiche always to be a douche or not to be, no one ever stopping you except someone with a gun maybe
74 😎
ok
Ok
ok
i’m *

hi 5year old looking for dad im c
Why c

I always wondered
wandering around the world
of all the alphabetical letter s
why c
idk how many on where u live there is
Because there was b
its simple, tamdo was b, myst was d and i chose c

U still c
ye
are they b and d
but thats the name people know me by
thanks
np

wait wait wait a mins
i’ve just seen an ad about this mum who has 20 babies all under the age of 18 months
how the fuck is that possible

adopted
Maybe some twins
Under the age of 18 months?
yes
Yeah adoption
Yessir
Or child kidnap?

If it was a kidnapping she would be in jail
😳
Yeah but she can runaway @mint zealot
and mix the kids up then cops dont know which one kidnaoped
maybe she is a criminal mastermind

With 20 fucking babies?
yeah

She would need a truck
smash or pass

i’ll smash

a rock
js bought a shop on my ps4 acc and the payouts are low asl so imma just assume its cuz its my first run
what?
no they just suck
If you want money do the Cayo perico heist
is he on about contracts?

they’re fast and fun and content
Kidnap 20babies as a woman
Union depository and the agency are the most epic
U steal a recipe for madrazo
what recipe
Idk
i’ve done
the prison one twice
ud twice
the super dollar
the bank twice
i think that’s it
Se
ik
💪😎
Oh ok goodbye

Same

K
Vewwy nice

Top 5 wholesome moments
💪😎
😳

Congratulations
save up
Buy a ingame ciggerete
but for what?
yacht
idk what to buy
it's useless
Cars?
just save up :/
For having more money
Buy a ingame cigerete
hookers
but idk what i need
No, best money maker in the game
mmm
lmao
Buy the luxer plane
No a luxer plane
the 10m one?
Bunker
Yes
Yes
ok
So I got 1.5M$ should I buy a vehicle warehouse or should I save up for something else?
i has a question
Luxor deluxe best for dogfighting
Go ahead
what about oppresor
can you get a garage on top of an apartment
yesnt
can you get pregnant?
no
I robbed 2 678 250 million in casino heist with 50% cut with my buddy we earned a total 1 million dollers of 50% cut in total🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
aw
Uhhhh
Actually I don't think I understand your question
poor as
Could you reword it?
Ok and?
Broke
Hello guys and girls and androids
is the combat PDW a suppressed weapon?
Hi
Yes
I actaully have 6.4 million dollers ingame but ok
beautiful
yes
Still broke
ok ty

Nope
Yes
I guess it was the weather

Should I buy the akula f-1 hunter or savage
c is the richest GTA player
savage
Akula
Savage
I have 240mill ingame I havent touched grass
Hunter
😕
the savage is just too good
yay
Thanks
nice
Don't buy the hunter
wholesome
Wee you can just leave the session
Thats the acceptaance of loss
No, i was just saying hunter cause the others said akula and savage, don't listen to me
Leaving sessions is gay
To late
I only leave session when my sell vehcles get stuck
Oh no
Mofo u don't even have a hunter
Lmao
gay? What does being gay have to do with not wanting to get your gameplay experience ruined?
Ye, that's why im saying don't listen to me nf
Mf
fite back
Griefers are gae
Just fight back?
Coz they are in every lobby
Buy a hunter with chaff rn
What if a c*nt blows up ur cargo
Maybe the person being attacked doesn't have the tools to fight back
Not on gta
In that case leaving would be the better option
blow up theirs

Tomorrow
Always did that till one of them quitted the game
Imma clap u
No, i suck at racing
Bruh
I believe him
It ruins the fun when u just accept defeat like that
Guy watches 24hr races
you know you gotta be shitting careful and watch what yo say
Ok then mf
Honestly im done grinding cargo its way to tedious imma just start stealing my moms credit card
What time
don’t grind cargo then
Ok mf
lol
Yeah thats why imma start stealing my moms credit card
Steal child and ask for shark cardsv@sour spear
And I'll clap you in an issi
How
Skillz
Skillz
if you destroy a jet do you pay for the insurance?
U can't use issi in street race
Skillz
😂
Only 1k
that means
No modding
how jet 1k lmao
the kid griefing me
Mf
Nah bro
The new ls meetup car is sexy😏
had a jet from fort zancudo
The insurance
:/
Then how u use issi in street race
i fucked him up in my hydra
Bro i was just joking
Who
Lmao
Had a jet
I like my shoes😗👞
K
I was racing today, met a lot of modders
Finish race in 2 seconds
Magic

But i could get a menu and clap you ez af
yeah jet insursnce 1k
Ure from magic land
Pussy
Kidding

Bro why u taking me seriously
Idk
Hahaha my vigilante insurance is 10k thats fucking nothing

20k shotaro insurance go brr
@weak flume what's ure best lap in home street home?
Everybody gangsta till Joker stops smiling
Bro i don't memorize lap times
In a vectre
I run them over in my vigilante
Can't drive in straight line even now
What's your best lap time on nordschleife
Chick hicks
I don't have a game that contains this track
Nub
5 seconds, now cry
Impossible
Cry more
I think it's in Gran Turismo sport
Ok
does anyone want some devils lettuce 🥬?
No
No
Yes
y not
okay
E
F
U
C
i’ll send it u now
Fucck
dude
Fuck
What's ure?
Fududeck
anyone else want some?
i just got kicked off my oppressor but still have to pay 10k for it
I dont memorize lap times


want some weed?
Yes
dms
Fucyesk
I want some too
dms
Don't get muted lmao
lol
What would be the next 3 things you’d buy in game if $ didn’t matter?
Ur mum
Ur mum
Ur mum
$ doesn’t matter
Your mother
-RADAL
Classic Ted
ted how much gta $ you got?
Enough
5
I got 10 bucks
stacking the pees
pls beg
Liar
How much gold bars is that?
No
Yes
6969
Ok ok i have 5m bucks
Cry
"kids"
cry
thats beyond the point
You should invent duffel bags to carry it.
shit up
But i did spend 35 mil in the past few weeks
Wdym
So keep crying ted
I spent moni on vectre today on 14 account, good shit
I think i got free bmw too
I forgot to modify my beemer
K
Lol nub
Where the bitches at?
Previon gonna be funni car
Ur mom is at my house
Funny
Yes
Yes
Yh very funny
"sam ackerman"
?
You should change the “ddead” in your name to “tarr”
Haha funni
Haha
English 5000
You got the whole squad laughing
Yes
Imagine getting butthurt over a ur mum joke, grow up
Just imagine
Imagine
I bet he thinks you're retarrted15
Yes
Who’s butthurt? Lol
U
U
U
Nah bro it’s your turn hit me with one of those classics I haven’t heard in awhile

U
Stop lurking mf
mf
mf
Stfu i just came in
Yooo
Sussy
lol
Sissy
No
Sissy
Or stop being your alter ego Retarrted and answer the original question if your tapping out.
Bro ur like 12,stfu
Its not 22/3
Its 21/7 which is equal to 3
Lol butt hurt
No one cares, u irrelevant

Its 22/7
I was gonna make a joke out of that but i would be muted if i did
Ur math teacher is high on drugs
i have that, and the benefactor br8 i think its called i also have the torredor
Send in dms
No
Dont make me write an essay about it
Ok tarrted. Keep babbling your foolishness no ones paying attention too.
Do it no balls
l
Do it rn
british?
who even are you?
Nah just polite as fuck.
Ohhh he actually writing the essay
I just asked a question and tarrted got lippy because he can see his key board.

Im just waiting for darkness essay
@wintry heron wake up earlier
hurry tf up
He's not gonna be able to send it
y
lol
Is that u irl?
@wintry heron
@wintry heron write an essay on why gta is boring
Is the annilator stealth good
He's not done?
Nop
No he's writing about pi not being 3,14
that shit is trash
lmao
akula does everything better
Gonna write a whole essay about .14
Probably he's not writing
when you got nothing better to do:
Hes just pressing letters
yea, he hired someone to write it
nice
He said writing so stfu
Wot
See
I dont think i can wait any longer
He has something better to do, grind el Rubio pp
He's not writing he's just pressing random letters
Lol
good for him
Mf grinds cayo too
cayo best
And he made essays about how cayo grinders are dumb smh
Invalid now
How to make him write essay
unvalid the valid
Just say something he disagrees with
for examplem
carrots look bad @wintry heron


ok xanax why @wintry heron
The earth is definitely a donut
Donut earther
Actually from satellite view earth looks like 
fun and endless possiblilites 
yeee
sussy

@wintry heron π=3.14
What happened why he writing a novel
That's what he's typing about
Ik
lol
I said its 3,14 and he said 3
But he's wrong
Yes
π=4.5
I believe he is just trolling us and not typing anything
He's pressing the keyboard
Lol same
Like this
π=5.75
Yessir
yea

Fr? And he said he's not even done with half of it
He's trolling
its like matto tellin all the stuff why michael wasnt in witness protection
Ping me if he sends anything
Has to be
lmao true
bet

thefuck
this the best
Can you put missiles on the mk2 with the mobile operators center or you need a terrorbyte
Casino penthouse needed

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you're talking too much