🚔┃gta-discussion

[amber maple]

The guy in jet

[storm hare]

Tried selling nightclub 900k once, guy in nightshark started shooting and i had to watch the painful process of my vehicle blowing up as i was defenceless lmao

[amber maple]

I have mg and mines on the speedo

[dull summit]

what you say no one cares about because ur a scammer

😆

[storm hare]

Im broke lol

[amber maple]

Cayo

[storm hare]

Yeah true

[amber maple]

Btw how to get scammer role

[dull summit]

maybe if you didn’t scam you could to cayo with peoples

[amber maple]

I don't like the ps role

[dull summit]

y

[amber maple]

How did he scam

[dull summit]

look at his role

[amber maple]

I saw

It

I asked how to get it

[storm hare]

I helped a guy grabbing but turned out he wanted to to replay, i didnt know and i didnt want to get banned so i left and blocked. He reported and mods decided i was the scammer..

[dull summit]

scam someone

[dull summit]

that doesn’t sound legit

at all

[storm hare]

No

[amber maple]

How?

Scam works in replays

But here its not allowed

So what scam can I do

[storm hare]

I dont even know how to scam

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[weak flume]

Welp just explain this to the mods lol

[dull summit]

they would have said they were doing replay, you could have reported them for doing replay , you won’t get scammer role for doing replay as it’s frowned upon her so…

[storm hare]

😳

[rotund pawn]

[storm hare]

Yeah but they decided i was in the wrong so...

[dull summit]

like if someone wanted to do replay and you didn’t you wouldn’t get scammer role lmao

[weak flume]

Who gave u the role tho

[storm hare]

Mods

[rotund pawn]

i want scammer role

[weak flume]

Which one

[rotund pawn]

@weak flume can i scam you?

[weak flume]

No

[dull summit]

lol

[rotund pawn]

why

[dull summit]

you can scam me

[storm hare]

Idk cant remember..

[weak flume]

Rip

[storm hare]

I was talking to multiple

[weak flume]

Ohh

Rip then

[rotund pawn]

Lz

[storm hare]

Yeah it succs but most people dont care and still let me help them grab

[amber maple]

Yee

[weak flume]

Lol

I don't even use lfgs these days

[amber maple]

Same

I used to use lfgs

[weak flume]

I have friends that I fuck around with

[amber maple]

Before I saw this channel

[wanton wharf]

i finished money heist

it’s 6 am

[weak flume]

K

[wanton wharf]

i stayed up all night bc for that

[amber maple]

Who

[storm hare]

How did u get 'pancake lover' tag @weak flume

[wanton wharf]

it was worth it

[weak flume]

The Netflix series money heist

[amber maple]

Fuking asked

[wanton wharf]

it was so worth it

[weak flume]

Pancake bot

[amber maple]

I know it

[rotund pawn]

when

when no seks role

[wanton wharf]

i have to wait till 3rd of december for the next part

:((

[weak flume]

#🎲┃pancake-casino

[amber maple]

Who?

[weak flume]

No

[storm hare]

Ok omw i lick pancak

[weak flume]

Lol

[wanton wharf]

goodnight everyone

[amber maple]

K

@weak flume in doomsday heist

Each act has its cmm?

[weak flume]

No

[amber maple]

Then how is there 3

[weak flume]

29 painful missions for cmm

He made it 3 videos lol

The whole thing is 4 hours long

[amber maple]

Ik

[weak flume]

No one watching 4 hour video

[amber maple]

There is 4 cmms in this game right?

[weak flume]

It's the same as apt cmm rules

Ye

[amber maple]

But there is only apartment and doomsday

Oh I got

It

U can get 2 cmm in each

[weak flume]

No

[amber maple]

Like as a host and a teammate

[weak flume]

Apt cmm
Ddcmm2
Ddcmm3
Ddcmm4

I have 3

[amber maple]

I still don't understand

[weak flume]

Apt cmm can obly be done with 4 players

[amber maple]

Yes

[weak flume]

But dd cmm is based on the players

[rotund pawn]

done by youre mami

[tender plover]

i need 1,307,550 to get all floors of nightclub storage

lol

[weak flume]

I have the 2 and 3 player achievement

[amber maple]

Ohhhhh

[rotund pawn]

Get 1,307,550 moneys then

[amber maple]

Like 3 player cmm

[weak flume]

Ye

[tender plover]

ok

[amber maple]

4 player cmm

[rotund pawn]

ok

[amber maple]

And 2 player cmm

[weak flume]

Yessir

[rotund pawn]

2 player cum

[amber maple]

2 player is painful

[rotund pawn]

[tender plover]

ok

[rotund pawn]

ok

[weak flume]

Took me 10 attempts, 6 of then reset cause of a bug

[tender plover]

ok

[amber maple]

One rule

Don't dir

Die

[weak flume]

[tender plover]

dont dir?

[rotund pawn]

dies of dead

[amber maple]

Simple as that

[rotund pawn]

[amber maple]

[weak flume]

I died a lot in act 1 finale and act 3 finale

Now it's easy

[amber maple]

Both are hard

Act 2 is so easy

[weak flume]

But I never trust doomsday ai

Rapid firing mfs

[amber maple]

Aimbot

[storm hare]

How do i sell diamond in pancake casino

[weak flume]

[storm hare]

What

I have diamond can i sell it?

Big pancake stonks

[weak flume]

Probably

[storm hare]

How

[weak flume]

#743070922856202290

[storm hare]

Thanks

[weak flume]

Np

[rotund pawn]

Weevil on low grip tires sucks

[storm hare]

It still dont work :(

[tender plover]

hi

kid

kids

hello

its me

here

[storm hare]

yooooo its akuaz lets gooooo

Im ur biggest fan

[rotund pawn]

get real

[gray knot]

In the Union depository contract how do you get past all the police without dying 50 million times

[dull summit]

you have to kill them

@gray knot dms

[cerulean panther]

can anyone help me with the humane raid setup

[dull summit]

lfg

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[lost heart]

I’m doing a b2b there’s 2 gold and 2 paintings and cash do we get any paintings?

@plain mason

[amber maple]

Take cover?

[faint merlin]

Staying alive

[lost heart]

?

[cursive relic]

hello

[lunar flame]

?

if you still have space ig

[lost heart]

I’m doing with someone else now

With3 gold

[graceful tide]

Why isn't the shipwreck showing up for me?

[lost heart]

What shipwreck

For cayo prep?

[graceful tide]

Nono

Shipwreck collectible

[lost heart]

Oh idk I don’t do that

[graceful tide]

Anyone know

[bright pelican]

Can anyone help with Prison Break final setup and the heist?

[dusty sequoia]

Guys quick question

Should i buy Toreador or vigilante

[wheat garden]

Hmmm nope

[paper brook]

I'm crying in laughter

oh my gos

so a dude in an opp mk2 killed me

then him abd his friend came after me

his friend tried to Ram me while he was down the street trying to shoot me

He missed ramming a whole ass car

and I shot him with my rifle

then while he was shooting me I paused for a good 5 seconds

then just full autod him while standing fully still

[tender plover]

but what i dont understand is

why would he kill you then get his friend to come kill you too?

surely you must've done something to make him get his friend

[paper brook]

#probably cause he is incapable of playing the game

nope

not one thing

dont make sense right

[tender plover]

it doesn't because your probably lying

either way

your still down

:)

[paper brook]

alr that's what you think

then you think that I don't have a problem with that

[tender plover]

indeed, i didnt need confirmation on what i think

[paper brook]

yes

[fresh granite]

Toreador

[paper brook]

yes

[tender plover]

toreador imo, vigilante is still fun tho

[paper brook]

vigilante has the size of a discord mod

[tender plover]

how is a discord mod the size of a car with missiles and very long

??

[paper brook]

you dont see how giant it is?

[lunar flame]

also dies in 1 rpg

i think

[fresh granite]

They’re built diff

[rugged void]

so patrol boat was the only approach i didnt try yet for cayo, the damn prep is hands down the worst of all the other preps

[vagrant dome]

What’s the best bomb to get on the avenger

[lunar flame]

what is the prep about

[lunar flame]

fart bomb

[vagrant dome]

I beg to differ

[wintry heron]

Oh no you're the deluxo guy

[rugged void]

it started in the alamo sea. and you have to drive it down the river to the west to the ocean while bullets rain on you from helis and npcs on both sides of the river

takes so long and very possible to die

never again lol

[lunar flame]

fat man?

[lunar flame]

oh

damn

[wintry heron]

anyone doing car meets?

No

k

Search hella-flush on yt

He's on ps and does meets

[vagrant dome]

Not anymore

[wintry heron]

Good

[vagrant dome]

Should I buy the lazer or the scram jet

[wintry heron]

Idk, i would get scramjet first

Which i did

[rugged void]

depends on what you wanna do i guess

i cant figure out the role of jets other than griefing or messing around with friends

what do it mean when people ask for car meet? i never got that either

[lunar flame]

car meet area ded

they want to try to revive car meet

doesnt work

[rugged void]

so they meet there and thats it?

[lunar flame]

ig

[rugged void]

lol

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[soft torrent]

two different vehicles with different uses, u cant rlly compare the two

if u dont pvp much tho go with scramjet

its a more fun vehicle for sure

[wintry heron]

No

[dull summit]

no

[wintry heron]

We go to multiple meet spots in themed cars and at the end of every meet we choose the best looking car

[dull summit]

no

[wintry heron]

Yes

[dull summit]

don’t do that

[wintry heron]

Good about me mf

[dull summit]

do yk y?

[wintry heron]

Why

[dull summit]

because if you do that

the secret underground agents will track you down

sand stick a big cock inside you so far that it will come out your mouth

🙃

[wintry heron]

Nice details

Personal experience?

[dull summit]

yh

[wintry heron]

Ahh

Ok

[dull summit]

wasn’t a good experience

[wintry heron]

Ok

how much does the doomsday pay?

[dull summit]

10m

for all 3 acts

[wintry heron]

100m

For 1 act

wut....someone said its not paying well and just for fun lol

[wintry heron]

nc

[wintry heron]

Its not good paying, for all the work you do

[dull summit]

nope if you do them all without dong any other heists in between you get an extra 7m

• the money from the heists

10m

[wintry heron]

why

too much?

[wintry heron]

work?

Ye

owh

[dull summit]

but u get 10m so…

[wintry heron]

does the facility have any other purposes?

[wintry heron]

Orb

[dull summit]

you can get an avenger

[wintry heron]

whats orb

[dull summit]

free snacks

[wintry heron]

The facility only has one purpose and its to orb myst

[dull summit]

a cannon that goes brrrrrrr

[wintry heron]

nice

[wintry heron]

Orbital cannon

[paper brook]

Can someone please help me

[wintry heron]

send me an image of the orb

[paper brook]

My ud mission with the police heli keeps failing when detection is 0

[dull summit]

you need to stay away

[paper brook]

That's exactly what I'm doing

[wintry heron]

Its just a screen, you go over there select auto targeting, the player you want to orb and boom

[dull summit]

idk restart it

[paper brook]

This is my fifth restart

[wintry heron]

Its because you play on trashbox

[paper brook]

nah ps4 is very shitty

I have one actually

broke in under a year

[wintry heron]

need to pay extra for it or its there when u purchase the facility

[wintry heron]

It is, and?

[wintry heron]

Extra, and also 750k each time you use it

[wintry heron]

must be using the plays for bitcoin mining

[wintry heron]

woah

[wintry heron]

Trashstation 4

[paper brook]

exactly

[wintry heron]

cant beat the mini fridge tho 🥶

And air purifier

sheesh

wait,is the kf console out already?

[dapper canopy]

Best ceo names?

[pastel zealot]

Does anybody want to do Prison Break setup and then the finale?

[wintry heron]

Sawcon

[dull summit]

FUCK OFF

[pastel zealot]

Bruh

[wintry heron]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox

[wintry heron]

deez nut enterprise

[dull summit]

You’ve been told to go to lfg already

piss off

[wintry heron]

u good bro?

[pastel zealot]

Ok

[dull summit]

R.I.Passive

[wintry heron]

and who even do that heist

[dull summit]

lol shocks me that people say it’s so hard

[wintry heron]

blm black living machine

[wintry heron]

its not

[wintry heron]

finding people to play it with is

[dull summit]

i done it with my mates

it was ez

[wintry heron]

And not getting a glitch is

i done it 1 time only

the mission with kurama

[lunar flame]

ban

[dull summit]

it’s so much easier if ground team park a kuruma outside then go and get in it

you can’t die then

[wintry heron]

then proceed to do cayo with some random gta player on public server for 3 hours for the first timme

[wintry heron]

bruh moment

[lost heart]

Guys

Meth is the best mc other then coke right

Also does the price of your lockup effect your money?

[lunar flame]

yes

if you buy a lockup thats far, you might get griefed

when selling

[lost heart]

I’m not talking about that

I mean if i@buy the max one and the cheapest one do I get different pay

[dull summit]

no lol

[gray knot]

I am full on meth for my nightclub but it’s still letting me produce it I’m at 21/20

[vale whale]

hey im new here i need help with cayo perico im a xbox user and my user name is yonderbench4615

[sturdy jasper]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox

[vale whale]

oh thx

[sturdy jasper]

Np

[plucky forum]

5 mill what should i buy whats something that will earn me money what facillity

[vale whale]

u mind helping me

[sturdy jasper]

Not on

[lunar flame]

penthouse

[plucky forum]

5 mill what should i buy whats something that will earn me money what facillity

[lunar flame]

penthouse

[plucky forum]

Already have ot

[lunar flame]

nice copypaste

[plucky forum]

Thx

[vale whale]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox

[plucky forum]

Something else

[lunar flame]

uh

akula

ex

ez

[plucky forum]

I need something that will earn me money

Bunker?

[lunar flame]

no

[wintry heron]

auto shop

[lunar flame]

yes

i forgot that existed

[sour spear]

🚬

[wintry heron]

or kostaka if u can afford

[plucky forum]

What

[lunar flame]

auto shop

[plucky forum]

I have it

[sour spear]

💪

[modest meadow]

I got booted. We were speaking in the game chat. Does anyone know how he got my IP address?

[graceful tide]

Lmao what

[wintry heron]

I wouldn’t buy any product businesses unless u plan on getting a nightclub

because it’s time consuming

only useful if u buy the upgrades

[plucky forum]

Ok

[lunar flame]

just change ur ip

[wintry heron]

When tf does the red dead 2 story become free roam

[sturdy jasper]

Wdym

[wintry heron]

Like when does it stop snowing and you leave the mountain

[lost heart]

Ik this isn’t the right chat but can anyone help me sell my businesses? Coke and bunker I’ll give you a cayo

[lunar flame]

ur right

this isnt right chat

[sturdy jasper]

Lol

[lunar flame]

#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox

[plucky forum]

Is it worth it to buy the night club so i can buy the terrobyte for the oppresor mk2

[lunar flame]

up to you

its kinda worth it

[plucky forum]

Ok can i earn money when im offline with the night xlub

[graceful tide]

Get a sub

[plucky forum]

I have kosatka

[graceful tide]

Ok

Save

Or get hanger or bunker

Nightclub is decent

[plucky forum]

Why a bunker

[graceful tide]

It is really time consuming nightclub is

Bunker is good Bc of research, and you can make decent money

[lunar flame]

no

[plucky forum]

How

[graceful tide]

Nightclub is good if you like to run MC business

[graceful tide]

Wdym how

[plucky forum]

How to make money trough the bunkers

[graceful tide]

You resupply it, and it creates goods that you can sell

[plucky forum]

Ok

[wintry heron]

Should I do low honor or high honor for first playthru of rdr2

[plucky forum]

What upgrad3s should i buy in the bunker

[wintry heron]

Not security

Just don’t buy security

[plucky forum]

Do i need anything soo i can make money

?

Trough the bunk

[lunar flame]

this is gta server

[lunar flame]

yes

money

[wintry heron]

buy equipment upgrade

[plucky forum]

What equipment

[lunar flame]

there is no equiment

its just an option

[wintry heron]

yea

don’t buy security

u won’t ever need security

[plucky forum]

Ol

Ok

[wintry heron]

watch tgg’s bunker guide

on yt

[plucky forum]

Oky

[sour spear]

🚬

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

Do you think I care

If it’s a gta server

[lunar flame]

yes

ur gon get ban

[wintry heron]

Lies

[sturdy jasper]

👀

[lunar flame]

ur mom

[sturdy jasper]

Lol

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron is that rex?

Yes

Cool

But

Clone wars 2003?

Low or high honor

[wintry heron]

Drawn in the style of from Reddit

Ohh nvm

High honor for first play through right

[sturdy jasper]

Idk

[plucky forum]

I bought the bunker and auto shop

[dapper parrot]

Is the cypher the last drip feed vehicle or will there be any more?

[inland elbow]

1 more new dripfeed

Previon

[dapper parrot]

Do you know the name by any chance?

Ok thanks

[dark barn]

Xbox: prison break setups and guest need 3 just reset account (gamer tag eunan_mc27)

[wintry heron]

Well that’s a nice night won the car with my spin then won 250000 chips on one of the machines 🤣 brilliant!

[inland elbow]

Lucky mf

[rugged void]

[lofty lark]

Started the superdollar deal transporter setup and i cant lose the cops

Gta is perfect with no flaws

[spare fractal]

i have 2mill what should i buy

[high quarry]

hello, i am new to the community of gta and tgg, i was wondering if any of you could help me bet enough money to buy the 200k apartment

[tender plover]

how dare you ping me

[prime blaze]

Hi

[tender plover]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-nichijou-otl-orz-defeat-gif-12179354

[ruby turret]

ok

[inland elbow]

Lfg

[high quarry]

what

[inland elbow]

Looking for group

Bellow #📸┃gta-media

Also

Buy the kosatka

Not the apartment

[high quarry]

i dont have the money

[inland elbow]

Go to #lfg-cayo-pc

Something like that

[knotty horizon]

Buy a sparrow for the kosatka if u don't have one or just buy a new car I recommend the rsx

[fresh granite]

The audacity

[daring vine]

Quick question y'all should I buy the terrorbyte or the M.O.C?

[rugged void]

terrorbyte imo

[knotty horizon]

What is the best colour combo for the zentorno I have black and red on but thin I want to change it

[daring vine]

Aight thx

[knotty horizon]

Terrorbyte it can make u money

[daring vine]

And that's exactly what I need, thx

[nimble wing]

what does "grabber" mean

[graceful horizon]

does anyone know where the car meet chat is ?

[nimble wing]

Hey guys I’ve been following TGG’s guide, I was wondering if I should still do my vehicle cargo and get to a night club to get me a terrorbyte and grind again to a oppressor or should I save up for a Kosatka?

[graceful horizon]

kosatka 100%

[soft torrent]

loot grabber, as in u need someone to join ur heist to just grab more secondary loot (you know ur way around the heist, ur not looking to get carried or smth, u just need someone to allow u to walk away with more loot)

[knotty horizon]

Kosatka

[soft torrent]

doesnt exist, u could open a suggestion ticket and suggest that to the mods

[nimble wing]

but don't you think getting the prep will be hard without oppressor?

[knotty horizon]

Then get a spare from 1 or 2 cayo

No

I have done it

[nimble wing]

I dont have oppressor

[wintry heron]

Who the fuck pinged me

[soft torrent]

i did daddy

[wintry heron]

[nimble wing]

yo vibing cat respond please

[knotty horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-good-bye-bye-no-gif-5173989

[graceful horizon]

@nimble wing its not that bad without a mk 2

[wintry heron]

Epic Embed fail

[knotty horizon]

Embed??

[nimble wing]

alright thanks

[wintry heron]

[knotty horizon]

[graceful horizon]

@nimble wing i did cayo about 6 times without a mk2

[soft torrent]

tgg's vehicle warehouse client job method makes u abt 450-500k an hour, cayo and do double that plus more in the same amt of time, just save ur money straight for the kosatka, grind out double and triple money missions and ask around in the lfgs for ppl looking to run cayos with someone, 15% cut of a cayo perico heist gives u 200-400k

[nimble wing]

damn man

[knotty horizon]

I did it 2 times I think

[soft torrent]

who let u out of prison

[wintry heron]

I broke out

[nimble wing]

thanks bro appreciate the help

[wintry heron]

no im Darth Vader

Butcher that and ill choke u

[knotty horizon]

😆

U mean force choke u

[wintry heron]

ye

@soft torrent im gonna copy paste ur essay

[ruby turret]

dark vader

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

Come here u little shit

Daddy's mad

U don't even count

Gtfo

@wintry heron

@wintry heron

@soft torrent we will copy pasta your essay with great interest

[soft torrent]

🖕

ill just dm the person then

[wintry heron]

BRUH

[soft torrent]

you've left me no choice

[ruby turret]

dark vader

[wintry heron]

Took u long enough to search for this

[soft torrent]

ideally ur looking to use a brighter secondary color to contrast against a darker primary color, because the secondary colors on the zentorno show up as outlines and highlights for the most part (take the bumpers, skirts, and the outlines around the hexagonal holes in the rear of the zentorno), you wanna choose a secondary color that can pop out against the primary, tbh any color combo works on the zentorno, here's some specific ones tho: all midnight blue, white and lime green, all metallic silver with some sort of pearl to make it more reflective (or one of the metals), white and red, dark blue and orange, any lighter shade of a already lighter color with black to accent the lighter color (this would be a contradiction to my advice on the zentorno, again any color works tbh, just dont choose two closely related bright or two closesly related dark colors)

[wintry heron]

Would u prefer a slap to your butt cheeks or hot rod in ur ass

[soft torrent]

here comes the copy paste

[wintry heron]

ideally ur looking to use a brighter secondary color to contrast against a darker primary color, because the secondary colors on the zentorno show up as outlines and highlights for the most part (take the bumpers, skirts, and the outlines around the hexagonal holes in the rear of the zentorno), you wanna choose a secondary color that can pop out against the primary, tbh any color combo works on the zentorno, here's some specific ones tho: all midnight blue, white and lime green, all metallic silver with some sort of pearl to make it more reflective (or one of the metals), white and red, dark blue and orange, any lighter shade of a already lighter color with black to accent the lighter color (this would be a contradiction to my advice on the zentorno, again any color works tbh, just dont choose two closely related bright or two closesly related dark colors)

[ruby turret]

slap

[wintry heron]

slap

[ruby turret]

ok

dodges

[wanton wharf]

@wintry heron

[rotund pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680055637111078923/883892087630757948/811efd8e-859f-4997-a125-6f616e4c8a13.png

103-103 holy shite

[wise hinge]

I couldve done 5 perico in that time

[tender plover]

intense battles

[mild totem]

intense battles

[rotund pawn]

boring

and stupid

we went for like 3 and a half hours

kinda fun

[tender plover]

oh yeah so u know i might switch to @mild totem soon

because it was my first discord acc

[rotund pawn]

ok and?

[mild totem]

it is what it is

[rotund pawn]

Seks?

[mild totem]

yes

nevermind

[rugged void]

sessanta is not that annoying when its just her speaking to you

but once moody joins in its just horrible

[balmy inlet]

[dense salmon]

I’m looking for a group of friends to play w on the west coast must be 17+ dm me

[inland elbow]

You wanna grind the fucking cayo perico?
Do you have anything else to do? Go the fucking playground, do some push ups, you wont get a fucking girl friend if you grind cayo perico 24/7
How can you even compare cayo Perico to casino heist? Do you actually think that the hacking takes skill? Its just fucking counting that a 7 yr old can do
Ppl literally speedrun cayo perico in 2 fucking minutes, thats how ridiculous it is
You steal, a fucking bottle of tequila, or a 90's necklace, or whatever the fuck your target is, in 2 minutes? And the thing is, you can literally do pacifist challenge in cayo perico, without even fucking trying
Like holy shit, ppl used to stress themselves over casino elite challenge, but bara ba bom, there is your elite in 6 fucking minutes, its so ridiculous you have to be fucking dead brain to miss the elite.
Ppl used to actually get more cut for being an experienced player in casino heists, this heist doesnt even have anything to pay more for
Ppl literally pay others with cayo pericos in exchange for other things, thats how ridiculous it is
Most cayo grinders whine about pvp, just fucking get good. Oh lazer is too op? How about spending some of that cash your useless ass got from the kosatka in research? Unlock the fucking explosive rounds and actually use some skill in your life for once?
What kind of sport do you play? None? Understandable
What kind of sport is your favourite??? None? Yeah understandable, why? Because

you fucking grind cayo 24/7, you're also gonna grind cayo after your marriage, even after your death.
Back into pvp, stop fucking crying and get good. Dont cry about Oppressor MK II
Dont fucking cry about someone blowing up your little velum, dont fucking cry about someone killing you over and over
And stop being Professional's pet. He wont help you with cayo setups, he isnt your boyfriend. Stop playing with his willy all the time
Atleast he grinds crates, he puts some fucking effort to his work, he actually grinds businesses, he has the Courage to sell in a full lobby and defends himself
But you? Oh you little kid, hiding in a rat hole from a fucking helicopter in your way, ofcourse you have to complain about pvp, because you're a dead brain
And also, tgg aint your boyfriend either, stop pinging him saying "ummm hi tgg pls help me and my friend grind setups pls pls pls"
He got a fucking life, unlike you.
Nobody will fucking help you with setups in #oncoming_police_cargta-discussion or #speech_balloongorilla-chat chat. You have no use there other than fucking begging, and begging, and begging for setups
Do the fucking setups by yourself, nobody will help your noob ass.
About the lazer, stop sticking to ghillie masters noobish videos, stop dreaming of a gta lazer nerf evolution, where every Grinder with their imaginary girlfriend shouts and either begs for setups and asks rockstar to nerf the lazer
Get fucking good

Wtf is #speech_balloongorilla-chat

[ruby turret]

lol

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[tough mountain]

Wtf

is

this

[ruby turret]

wanna grind cayo @inland elbow

[tough mountain]

chat

[inland elbow]

No

Fuck off

[tough mountain]

[inland elbow]

I want my UD rockstar

Its been 3 fucking days

[ruby turret]

stfu

[tough mountain]

ud in autoshop?

[ruby turret]

lets do cayo

[inland elbow]

No

[inland elbow]

Yes

[tough mountain]

same

its also been 3 whole fucking days

[ruby turret]

@wintry heron

[alpine bobcat]

My essay

[ruby turret]

our essay

[inland elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/cccp-flag-wave-star-logo-gif-16196191

Ewww watermark

[sour spear]

I like my shoes😗👞

[ruby turret]

makeagif.com

[wide glacier]

@tight kite

[sour spear]

??

E

[bold portal]

Hey can anyone help my rockstar game launcher keeps giving “offline mode” error

Gta wont start up and i cant log in

[rotund pawn]

L

[wintry heron]

@wintry heron

[eager haven]

Yo

[solid spade]

yo

[eager haven]

Is it worth it to get the cargo warehouse just so i can assign the nightclub technician to it

[solid spade]

just for that?

maybe

it is decent when its 2x money and rp

[eager haven]

But what do i do with the ceo then

I have an office but i have no ceo business

[solid spade]

a majority of businesses are both ceo and mc

[eager haven]

Whats that supposed to mean

[solid spade]

so its up to you

both mc and ceo can run them

like the nightclub

[elder wigeon]

i also havent completed it yet
imma do it today

[wintry heron]

I did 3 contracts today and still no UD

fucking cockstar

[elder wigeon]

wait is it like rare or what

[wintry heron]

idk

[elder wigeon]

@eager haven u only own ceo office?

[eager haven]

I have Plain Lockup, Math Lab, and Coca Cola Factory

And Chumash Underground house

[wintry heron]

ThIsYoU is typing!

fuck ye

🙂

[elder wigeon]

lol

[eager haven]

Also have the Costaca Boat

[elder wigeon]

ok

[inland elbow]

[eager haven]

My plan was to do the Columbian Heist while all my passive legitemate business and underground houses produce stocks.

Then sell all the stocks

[elder wigeon]

@soft torrent why u stopped?

nvm

[eager haven]

And then buy a Fun club and assign technicians

[wintry heron]

tf is columbian heist

🤨

[elder wigeon]

cayo lmao

[wintry heron]

Oh

[soft torrent]

go back to your board, accept a contract, leave the autoshop, call sessanta to cancel the contract and go back into the autoshop, from personal experience it only took me 3 tries max to reset the board to get the ud contract, keep in mind you could end up getting the exact same contracts you had before, just depends on your luck

[eager haven]

But the last heist is only assignable to Cargo Warehouse or Hangar

Theres no way in hell im getting hangar

[inland elbow]

Wauw

I did it

Still the same thing

[wintry heron]

yes sir

[elder wigeon]

@soft torrent did u play the tuners update?

[eager haven]

Soi think i should buy a cargo warehouse just for the technician and sometimes i can play it too

[soft torrent]

yes ofc lol

[eager haven]

What u guys think?

[elder wigeon]

u like the cars?

[soft torrent]

how many times did u try?

[elder wigeon]

i thought u would get UD if u have done all 8 contracts before

[soft torrent]

not bad at all, vehicles like the warrener hkr arent rlly my style but they're not bad, customization's great and price range isnt completely unreasonable

[inland elbow]

4 times

[eager haven]

💀💀💀 i made a fake name for all the business just to be ignored

[inland elbow]

Then i got bored

By that i mean lazy

[elder wigeon]

[soft torrent]

try a 5th and then a 6th, u just got bad rng then tbh if u got the exact same 3 contracts from when u reset the board

[inland elbow]

[elder wigeon]

lol u were just telling ur plan

[inland elbow]

I wanna see my friends reaction on the ud contract

[elder wigeon]

lol

imagine having frnds

[inland elbow]

Ikr

[wintry heron]

what is friends?

[elder wigeon]

a tv show

[soft torrent]

ive been tryna do it with randoms cuz u get a higher cut the more ppl u got on the team, got a ton of ppl asking me what heist this is, amazing how little ppl actually know abt these things

[elder wigeon]

why didnt u try the lfgs?

[wintry heron]

contract with randoms

[elder wigeon]

only UD tho

[inland elbow]

He's gonna go full squeaker mode

[soft torrent]

no one replies thru there, i gotta use the others lfg cuz there's no lfg for contracts

[elder wigeon]

ok

[wintry heron]

[soft torrent]

yea like @elder wigeon said only for the ud contract, its not all that bad cuz its fairly simple, plus if they die it doesnt end the mission

[elder wigeon]

the contracts are rlly fun imo

i did all of them solo except one

[wintry heron]

Every contract ive done ive failed the finale at least once

[inland elbow]

Nub

[eager haven]

Im asking should i buy the small warehouse just for the nightclub technician

[elder wigeon]

u are not alone

[elder wigeon]

get the mc busineeses for NC

[sick ocean]

Is there a way where I can make my friends and ppl from my crew not be able to join me when I'm in an online lobby

[elder wigeon]

inv only session

[sick ocean]

Tuff

[elder wigeon]

tough?

[sick ocean]

Yea

[elder wigeon]

@sick ocean appear offline both in SC and ps4

[sick ocean]

Ok will do that

[shy ice]

This is my December

[elder wigeon]

ok

[shy ice]

This is my time of the year

fuck

wrong channel

[inland elbow]

Dumbass

[elder wigeon]

when u lose ur virginity?

[wintry heron]

[inland elbow]

Bro

He's 14

[eager haven]

I already have the 3 best MC Business

[inland elbow]

I think

[shy ice]

i thought this is #💬┃gorilla-chat

ffs

[elder wigeon]

oh my bad

[inland elbow]

[eager haven]

Grain Lockup, Math Lab, And Coca Cola Factory

[elder wigeon]

get all of them

all 5

[eager haven]

But the nightclub technician for the Cargo Warehouse is better than the Maple Leaf Farm

[elder wigeon]

idk so much about nc business sorry

[eager haven]

What CEO business do u have?

[wintry heron]

🧢

[inland elbow]

You got raped. Or something

[eager haven]

Thats bs cause ur only 8

[elder wigeon]

bunker only

[soft torrent]

with the exception of the lost contract, data contract, and agency deal, they're tedious and annoying to do, not rlly fun, my full ranking from best to worst (including time-money ratio, replayability, etc.):

1. UD contract (just cuz of the money and finale, the second prep's a pain)
2. Prison contract (ez and straightforward, not tedious)
3. ECU job (simple and one of the few contracts that are mk2 accessible PLUS efficient when using a mk2)
4. Superdollar deal (preps are a pain but the finale is mk2 accessible as well)
5. Bank Contract (tedious have to travel around to 6 different banks all spread out, yea the contract's fun but not rlly worth the time)
6. Agency Deal (nothing to say abt this one, just a rlly forgettable one tbh)
7. The Lost Contract (EXTREMELY lame and repetitive finale, plus the npcs keep spawning)
8. The Data Contract (by far THE WORST contract finale-wise, extremely tedious having to drive to from route 68 to the docks, plus the final part of the mission involving aimbot merryweather, buzzards, tampas, and half track)

[wintry heron]

Just finished doing the data contract and I hated that shit

[inland elbow]

You can use the mk2?

Tf

[elder wigeon]

i do agree with the data contract
i spent 2 hrs trying to do the finale solo but i just couldnt

[eager haven]

Bruh how do u get rich then

[wintry heron]

merryweather has fucking aimbot

smh

[elder wigeon]

cayo lol

[granite tapir]

Same way I got my money@elder wigeon

[wintry heron]

I did the finale solo

[elder wigeon]

damn
i had to get help from my crew

[eager haven]

I also do the Columbian Heist but i want to sell the stocks of my Mc Business when i'm done.

[wintry heron]

cOlUmbIAn HirST

HQIO24

1323l

[soft torrent]

for some reason some of the contracts allow you to access your high end apartment garages (the ones where u can start up the og heists), just start up the contract and head to one of those apartments (ofc before u do the contract store ur mk2 or any vehicle u wanna use in those garages), thing is im not entirely sure r* has patched that yet, ik that contracts like the bank one and agency deal dont allow you to access the garages, its just some kind of bug probably, not gonna be here for very long after

[inland elbow]

Bru

[elder wigeon]

thats a good idea

[inland elbow]

Very epik r*

[eager haven]

I think like those "Motivational Millionares" you see on Ads.

[elder wigeon]

idec if u can use mk2
its good they made it limited to tuners car

[eager haven]

Only diffrence is i don't bullshit my way to make you buy my products.

[soft torrent]

finally managed to do it with the help of a friend, friend use the insurgent pickup's turret, i drove it back and forth, took us around 15-20 minutes just for that part

[elder wigeon]

yeah did the same

[wintry heron]

It took me like 15 minutes just to find where the brake cylinders are 💀

[soft torrent]

[lunar flame]

[wintry heron]

I was confused af

Where is that god damn cylinder!!11 !!

[inland elbow]

[rotund pawn]

Seks?

[eager haven]

My fellow friends of Lamar, Lester, and Agent 14 i will now share with you my Money-Making plan.

[cinder saddle]

don’t care

[elder wigeon]

ok

[cinder saddle]

didn’t ask, no one did actually

[elder wigeon]

yeah but let him say

[cinder saddle]

no

he’s probably broke

[elder wigeon]

he will still say

[cinder saddle]

no

[elder wigeon]

ok

[ruby turret]

wanna do cayo again @inland elbow

[inland elbow]

No

Also

[ruby turret]

what

[inland elbow]

How tf did mui get in to spaghetti

[slender brook]

Someone blew up a lot of my businesses while I was doing them and they kept following me to server to server and they kept killing me even before hand and I do not know how to get rid of them I am going to show a picture of this person account so that you guys can avoid this person

[ruby turret]

he got invited by ron

i think

[inland elbow]

Bru

Well he's not here

[ruby turret]

he barely chat there

only 1 message

[slender brook]

There psn is Ghost_818_killa

[nimble wing]

Hey guys I’ve been following TGG’s guide, I was wondering if I should still do my vehicle cargo and get to a night club to get me a terrorbyte and grind again to a oppressor or should I save up for a Kosatka? Consider me doing heist without oppressor + me losing money mostly due to vehicle damages for cargo

[ruby turret]

lmao

[ruby turret]

kosatka

his guide outdated

[nimble wing]

man but it’s gonna be hard doing Cayo perico without Oppressor no?

[wintry heron]

no

[inland elbow]

No

[nimble wing]

Like the prep

[wintry heron]

just get sparrow

[slender brook]

Bunker and night club

[ruby turret]

no

[wintry heron]

if you have moni

[ruby turret]

buy sparrow after u do ur first heist

[nimble wing]

okay thanks I’ll trust you

[inland elbow]

Also

Someone blew up a lot of my businesses while I was doing them and they kept following me to server to server and they kept killing me even before hand and I do not know how to get rid of them I am going to show a picture of this person account so that you guys can avoid this person

[slender brook]

Yeah but that’s BS

[ruby turret]

cry

[inland elbow]

[wintry heron]

Someone blew up a lot of my businesses while I was doing them and they kept following me to server to server and they kept killing me even before hand and I do not know how to get rid of them I am going to show a picture of this person account so that you guys can avoid this person

[inland elbow]

No

[eager haven]

Spawn in to my Chumash Underground House, then buy the supplies, set my spawn to my Great Chaparral Mansion then buy supplies for my Grain Lockup, Math Lab, and Coca Cola Factory. Set my spawn to my Kosatka Yacht, Set up the Columbian Heist, do the setups and every 2 setups resupply all of my previously forementioned business. When i do the finale i do with another person i pick up in the LFG channel. Secondary Targets are gold obvs. When i'm finished with the heist i sell all my products and rinse and repeat till Rockstar bans my account.

[ruby turret]

lol

[cinder saddle]

Someone blew up a lot of my businesses while I was doing them and they kept following me to server to server and they kept killing me even before hand and I do not know how to get rid of them I am going to show a picture of this person account so that you guys can avoid this person

[slender brook]

There psn is Ghost_818_killa

[cinder saddle]

Spawn in to my Chumash Underground House, then buy the supplies, set my spawn to my Great Chaparral Mansion then buy supplies for my Grain Lockup, Math Lab, and Coca Cola Factory. Set my spawn to my Kosatka Yacht, Set up the Columbian Heist, do the setups and every 2 setups resupply all of my previously forementioned business. When i do the finale i do with another person i pick up in the LFG channel. Secondary Targets are gold obvs. When i'm finished with the heist i sell all my products and rinse and repeat till Rockstar bans my account.

[ruby turret]

Spawn in to my Chumash Underground House, then buy the supplies, set my spawn to my Great Chaparral Mansion then buy supplies for my Grain Lockup, Math Lab, and Coca Cola Factory. Set my spawn to my Kosatka Yacht, Set up the Columbian Heist, do the setups and every 2 setups resupply all of my previously forementioned business. When i do the finale i do with another person i pick up in the LFG channel. Secondary Targets are gold obvs. When i'm finished with the heist i sell all my products and rinse and repeat till Rockstar bans my account.

[inland elbow]

[nimble wing]

Someone blew up a lot of my businesses while I was doing them and they kept following me to server to server and they kept killing me even before hand and I do not know how to get rid of them I am going to show a picture of this person account so that you guys can avoid this person

Spawn in to my Chumash Underground House, then buy the supplies, set my spawn to my Great Chaparral Mansion then buy supplies for my Grain Lockup, Math Lab, and Coca Cola Factory. Set my spawn to my Kosatka Yacht, Set up the Columbian Heist, do the setups and every 2 setups resupply all of my previously forementioned business. When i do the finale i do with another person i pick up in the LFG channel. Secondary Targets are gold obvs. When i'm finished with the heist i sell all my products and rinse and repeat till Rockstar bans my account.

[inland elbow]

[ruby turret]

[nimble wing]

[cinder saddle]

how tf do u run out of supplies after 2 preps

[slender brook]

What’s happening

[elder wigeon]

u guys rlly love bullying noobs

[wintry heron]

mans is hot

[cinder saddle]

i’m doin ya mom

[nimble wing]

yo can somebody help me grind to kosak

[slender brook]

Jokes on you my moms died

[elder wigeon]

ask in lfg channels

[cinder saddle]

who do u think killed her?

pounded her too hard she couldn’t take it

[slender brook]

Cancer

[nimble wing]

they don’t responding bro nobody wants to help the lonely level 34

[cinder saddle]

hello

[wintry heron]

then dont ask here if no ones responding

[deep forum]

Not really about lvl

[nimble wing]

Ok

[wintry heron]

or anyone else

[elder wigeon]

i could help u but i think our time zones are very different

[deep forum]

But what are you looking for help with

[cinder saddle]

@wintry heron hello zia

[nimble wing]

yea I’m Australia

Is TGG Australian

[elder wigeon]

i am Middle East

[deep forum]

[elder wigeon]

yeah

[nimble wing]

oh aight

[cinder saddle]

lol noob

[deep forum]

What do you need help with @nimble wing

[nimble wing]

[elder wigeon]

making money

for kosatka

[nimble wing]

just getting money for a kosakha submarine

[deep forum]

Oh

Give me a min I'm kinda hungry

Psn?

[nimble wing]

I messaged you

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[elder wigeon]

@rotund pawn u are always looking for seks
dw one u will find it

[rotund pawn]

Seks?

Seks!

[elder wigeon]

no

🖕

[sour spear]

💪

[static shuttle]

Yay I finally finished the avenger mission

Got carried by 2 modders lol

[magic geyser]

The only way

[static shuttle]

It is impossible even with thermal scope

[magic geyser]

I've done it

[static shuttle]

Nice

How long did it take?

[magic geyser]

One try

[static shuttle]

Wow

[magic geyser]

It's not hard with the right guns

[static shuttle]

And skillz

[smoky ginkgo]

Dead chat

[magic geyser]

Doomsday scenario the best gun in the server room is the Tommy Gun

[static shuttle]

Okay

How is the best?

[short lake]

Can i wear utility vest on tron outfit?

[magic geyser]

No

[magic geyser]

Idk just super good

[static shuttle]

Ok

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[high thistle]

no

lies

[ruby turret]

are you for real?!!??!?!

[high thistle]

yes

[waxen escarp]

hey guys just wanna know your opinions......... do you think I should buy a nightclub or a kosatka first? I already have bunker, coke, meth and cash all with upgrades i'm more of a passive player

[ruby turret]

kosatka first

lol

[static shuttle]

U can get 1mil per hour but it isn't passive income

[ruby turret]

no me

[static shuttle]

I agree with yes

[ruby turret]

no me

[static shuttle]

No yes

[ruby turret]

no me

@ruby turret

no

cry about it

[static shuttle]

Sussy baka

[high thistle]

lol

[magic geyser]

Playing GTA

I'm actually playing my Xbox

[high thistle]

eggbox one

[nimble wing]

anybody got on tips on being host for street races? i keep joining other people's

[high thistle]

nope

i dun race

[nimble wing]

[magic geyser]

Don't race with randoms

[nimble wing]

Yea thats why im asking

tips to be host

[magic geyser]

Idk

Really it's like a normal face

Race

Hoping to just grind all day

[wintry heron]

Should I use a bow or a double barrel shotgun in rdr2

[magic geyser]

For what

[wintry heron]

Story

[rotund pawn]

Seks

seikso

[smoky ginkgo]

Dead chat

[cursive yoke]

i finally got pink diamond

[stray fog]

i'm getting bearer bonds 5 times in a row :/

[cursive yoke]

oh wait

[stray fog]

ig but i'm so bored of it tht i would even get tequila and be happy

[cursive yoke]

plasma cutter huh?

[stray fog]

yep

[cursive yoke]

i prefer safe code than plasma cutter lmao, cuz the setup is cool and the payout pays well

[nimble wing]

Yo is anybody available i need help to get cypher

[stray fog]

ig but after some time u get bored of it

[cursive yoke]

Cypher?

new car

??

[nimble wing]

Yess

Can you help me please?

[stray fog]

sry i cant rn

[nimble wing]

all good

[cursive yoke]

wait

[stray fog]

whats the fencing fee in cayo payout?

[nimble wing]

hbu??

[cursive yoke]

how much does it cost?

[nimble wing]

the cypher?

[cursive yoke]

mhm

[nimble wing]

??

oh

its free if you win 5 street races

thats what i need help with

[cursive yoke]

srry bro, my driving skills sucks

[nimble wing]

Nooo bro you not getting it

You just need to let me win 5 street races thats all

[cursive yoke]

ohhhh

[nimble wing]

And if you want, I can let you win 5 races as well

[cursive yoke]

ok

[nimble wing]

You down?

[cursive yoke]

alright

[nimble wing]

Text me your PSN

[cursive yoke]

QiwiHD

[stray fog]

whats the fencing fee in cayo payout?

[cursive yoke]

idk

[nimble wing]

Yo in the mean time, can you go to jobs --> street races and pick one

and try to be host

[cursive yoke]

ok

[nimble wing]

I friended you

[cursive yoke]

im on it

[nimble wing]

Invite me

[nimble wing]

wait wdym by that

[cursive yoke]

i will accept it

[nimble wing]

alright

lmk if you can be host

[cursive yoke]

stadium tour?

[nimble wing]

Any

Any street race

[cursive yoke]

ok

[nimble wing]

Make sure your host thats all