🚔┃gta-discussion

[runic raven]

the navy revolver one is my favourite

[dull summit]

he’s done it before 😭

[dusty sparrow]

Ban when?

[dull summit]

thank you

[final forge]

they will be banned soon

[runic raven]

🤣

[dusty sparrow]

[prime tartan]

guys if I have 5 technitions in the night club but my other businesses arent working (I don't buy supplies for them) will the nightclub still bring supplies to sell

[dusty sparrow]

no

[dull summit]

so the guy whose just basically told me to kms is in my dms telling me to go get friends

classic 12 year old behaviour

[dusty sparrow]

Thats what the cops said

[dull summit]

what

[dusty sparrow]

I will not explain kt

It

Bc ur a crackhead

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[dull summit]

no

[dusty sparrow]

Yes

[dull summit]

no

proof?

yh

hahah

[dusty sparrow]

yes

[rotund pawn]

@dull summit seks

[dull summit]

rn?

[rotund pawn]

rn

[dull summit]

methhead*

[dull summit]

okay

[rotund pawn]

Dixon Ticonderogahead

[dusty sparrow]

Nahhh

Ur a crackhead

Bye

[rotund pawn]

ok

goodbye

[dull summit]

no

[tender plover]

hello

x

s

s

[rotund pawn]

the coupe is retarded

skrr

[dull summit]

hello

competition suspension on sultans 🤢🤮

[placid mica]

who lol

[austere rose]

Yes I do this

[pliant acorn]

[dull summit]

@fodenszn

[austere rose]

Nightclub gains entirely separate from that

[placid mica]

oh

[dull summit]

think he’s banned

[placid mica]

?modlogs 635545950462410753

yeah

[dull summit]

good

[prime tartan]

don't you feel its slow AF

[austere rose]

Ok don’t believe me then. But you can research it yourself and it has no effect supplying your businesses

[prime tartan]

didn't say I don't believe u LOL I said if You feel its slower than ever because It's barely going up and I have the best 5 supplies going

[austere rose]

It’s the same lol. Sometimes there’s a bug where cocaine or whatever won’t produce at all so you can switch it to something else and back to fix it

[prime tartan]

I have that atm nothing is making cocaine

[austere rose]

Yeah that happens occasionally

[prime tartan]

I only have 5 working thouhg I dont have weed or docs anyway I can fix it?

[austere rose]

If your cocaine isn’t producing switch it to weed and then back to cocaine to fix it

[prime tartan]

yeah but I dont have weed

[austere rose]

Swap it with one you have then

[prime tartan]

but they all occupied

[austere rose]

You can stop them

[prime tartan]

yep ty

[worldly marsh]

what should i buy with 7.6 mil

[prime tartan]

what you want

[worldly marsh]

idk

[dull summit]

the most stupid thing is when people ask what to buy

[worldly marsh]

ye but i have everything i need so what should i buy?

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[dull summit]

if you have everything then what can you buy lol

[austere rose]

A crystal ball so we can know what you already have

[viral vessel]

Buy the thing that when you see someone else using it..you wished you had it.
Simple as that

[worldly marsh]

ok

thx

[dull summit]

tiny racers is actually quite fun

[dull summit]

shit for rp though

i seen that hahahah

[rotund pawn]

no

[dull summit]

ehhh gets boring after 2 times

[rugged void]

is ljt, lester?

he kinda talks like him

[wintry heron]

Ye its him

[rugged void]

oh it is lol i didnt look it up i swear xd

[dull summit]

no

[high tundra]

yes

ded chat xd

[keen laurel]

Can anyone help me get the prize ride?

[high tundra]

no

[keen laurel]

Y

[high tundra]

cuz i dont have a ps4

[keen laurel]

K?

[high tundra]

[keen laurel]

Didnt ask you specifically

[high tundra]

but i responded cuz i wanted to

[keen laurel]

I didnt ask but k nice to know 👍🏻

[high tundra]

I didnt ask but k nice to know 👍🏻

[keen laurel]

Ok buddy

You win

[elder wigeon]

Ok buddy

You win

[keen laurel]

-_-

[high tundra]

-_-

[keen laurel]

-_-

[elder wigeon]

-_-

[high tundra]

-_-

[keen laurel]

@elder wigeon @high tundra -_-

[high tundra]

@elder wigeon @high tundra -_-

[keen laurel]

@umbral karma -_-

[elder wigeon]

@humble token -_-

[high tundra]

@umbral karma -_-

[elder wigeon]

@humble token -_-

[dusty sparrow]

Tf

[elder wigeon]

Tf

👁️

[dusty sparrow]

Ew stop u weirdo

[elder wigeon]

😦

[keen laurel]

😦

[alpine bobcat]

Sup

@elder wigeon hello 😏

[plain mason]

I got 700k from doing the union contract with two other players

It seems getting more people to join you increases the payout

[sullen karma]

What's the best sec in cayo if I'm doing solo?

[dusty sparrow]

Sec

Tf is a sec

[sullen karma]

Secondary

[plain mason]

Cocaine

[sullen karma]

So not weed?

[plain mason]

No

[sullen karma]

Alright thanks

[wintry heron]

Weed is good in the long run

[worldly marsh]

gold is the best (but u need 2 players)

[wintry heron]

If you fill up your bag with only weed it will be better than cocaine

[plain mason]

You get 460k with coke though on hardmode.

[wintry heron]

Yeah considering he is doing it solo

[sullen karma]

Yea I mean solo

[worldly marsh]

ok

[plain mason]

Paintings can differ from the lowest being 240k from one artwork

Sometimes it can be more

[worldly marsh]

ye

[sullen karma]

thx

[wintry heron]

I got bearer bonds again

Bearer is getting boring now

[dull summit]

just cancel then

smh 🤦‍♂️

[wintry heron]

actually

weed worths more than painting

gold than coke than weed than painting than cash

[dull summit]

no

[elder wigeon]

There are 5 types of secondary loot in The Cayo Perico Heist. Below is how much you can take before you fill up your bag, how much a full bag is worth and how much one table of it is worth.

This is also in the order of the value of the loot, from the best (gold on top) to worst (art at the bottom)

NOTE: THE VALUE OF EACH TABLE CAN VARY IN YOUR OWN FINALE. THIS IS ONLY THE APPROXIMATION.

Gold = 1 & 1/3 Tables (490k Full Bag) (380k Per Table)

Cocaine = 2 Full Tables (450k Full Bag) (220k Per Table)

Weed = 2 & 2/3 Tables (400k Full Bag) (150k Per Table)

Cash = 4 Full Tables (380k Full Bag) (95k Per Table)

Art= 2 Paintings (370k Full Bag) (185k Per Painting)

Credit to @Nachos for making this graph

[dull summit]

it’s pinned

[elder wigeon]

yeah i copy pasted it

[wintry heron]

u were saying

[dull summit]

one stack of weed is worth less than a painting but a full bag of weed is more than a full bag of paintings

that’s what i was saying

[wintry heron]

yea sure

for sure u meant that'

[dull summit]

you expect me to type that faster than someone copy and pasting lmfao

[wintry heron]

in that way painting worths more than gold

[dull summit]

no

[wintry heron]

one peace of gold

[dull summit]

because 1 stack of gold is worth more than 1 painting

[wintry heron]

but a single gold

is not

[dull summit]

no shit

that’s like saying a little piece cut out of the painting is worth less than a piece of cash

[elder wigeon]

bruh wtf is this convo

[wintry heron]

u cant take a peace of painting

but u can take a peace of gold

[elder wigeon]

my copy paste is wasted

wow

[wintry heron]

i wish i could also sell the useless golden gun el rubio has every heist

like bitch whats the use of a golden gun that shoots 1 and needs to be realoaded after

[abstract ember]

yo can anyone help me with the doomsday setup act 2 rescue ulp because that guy isnt moving

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[austere rose]

Do invite only lobby, take your time don’t rush up there too fast

[abstract ember]

with any team?

[austere rose]

Yea

[worldly marsh]

solo is the best

[abstract ember]

ok thanks

[austere rose]

You can’t solo rescue ulp, 2-4 player

[worldly marsh]

cay perico?

cayo perico u can do solo

[olive hearth]

So you like GTA name every vehicle

[pine basin]

Anyone got cayo?

[worldly marsh]

ye

i have

[worldly marsh]

pc ps4 xbox?

[pine basin]

Ps4

[worldly marsh]

sorry man

[pine basin]

What are you ox

Pc*

[worldly marsh]

xbox

i have user on ps4 and xbox but ps4 dont i have sub

[scarlet badger]

Use the lfg channels to find help.

[pine basin]

Ok thanks

[dull summit]

k

[dusty sparrow]

Sugona

[dull summit]

y is everyone’s name gray

wtf is this

[wintry heron]

No its not

[dull summit]

for me

[wintry heron]

Internet funni

[wintry heron]

Then why do you have pc role?

[lunar flame]

to look cool

[worldly marsh]

idk

[austere rose]

Poser

[worldly marsh]

how do i change

[wintry heron]

Real fake pc player

[worldly marsh]

discord on pc

[wintry heron]

Bru

[wintry heron]

#738570298391134218

[worldly marsh]

thx

[wintry heron]

Oh and other people have discord on xbox and ps4.... No

[lunar flame]

No

[wintry heron]

Np

[worldly marsh]

?

[wintry heron]

Why would you choose pc role if you have discord on pc

[austere rose]

Some broke bois may use the browser for that who knows

[wintry heron]

Its the platform you play on that you choose

[dull summit]

piss off

[lunar flame]

lol

[dull summit]

piss off

[wintry heron]

Who?

No

Hahaha noob

Lzzzzz

[dull summit]

piss

off

[high tundra]

no

stfu

[elder wigeon]

Hi

[high tundra]

Hahaha noob

Lzzzzz

no

stfu

piss

off

bruh ded chat

[dull summit]

@c

@wintry heron

[high tundra]

@wintry heron

[celest kestrel]

bought gta for xbox, went online, 5 mins in and someone asks me if i need cash, turns out he had cayo prepped and we did that and i got 1.7m, is this normal on xbox?

[dull summit]

bought gta for xbox, went online, 5 mins in and someone asks me if i need cash, turns out he had cayo prepped and we did that and i got 1.7m, is this normal on xbox?

[high tundra]

bought gta for xbox, went online, 5 mins in and someone asks me if i need cash, turns out he had cayo prepped and we did that and i got 1.7m, is this normal on xbox?

[dull summit]

[high tundra]

[celest kestrel]

[fluid elm]

Hey, New here. What currently best way to make some quick money?

[dull summit]

Hey, New here. What currently best way to make some quick money?

[high tundra]

Hey, New here. What currently best way to make some quick money?

[alpine bobcat]

Hey, New here. What currently best way to make some quick money?

[wintry heron]

what mf

[dull summit]

can i auction your mum?

[wintry heron]

no

[dull summit]

yh thanks auctioning it now

[wintry heron]

no

i said no

mf

[wintry heron]

Put 4k on that

i just spent 6 mil on arcade upgrades just because cash moni

[dull summit]

AUCTION
@wintry heron mum
condition used
age 92
miles 3729
engine 4 rotor
fuel petrol

[wintry heron]

92 ew

[tender plover]

i love gta

[dull summit]

same 🥰

[tender plover]

someone blew up my cargo

i had max cocaine

fuck this game

[dull summit]

lol

😂

[tender plover]

fortnite is beter

better

[dull summit]

bois

i’m applying for owner

robbing el rubio irl rn

[high tundra]

of?

hm

[tender plover]

wow my day is going great

someone destroyed my cargo and now im being greifed by a jet

[dull summit]

can i come sort these mfs out?

[tender plover]

getting 0-6 rn

[dusty sparrow]

Ima go on fortnite for the first time in forever lmfao

[tender plover]

love gta

[dusty sparrow]

Nvm

Needs update

[tender plover]

0-7

[dusty sparrow]

Goofy game

[dull summit]

wanna play ?

[dusty sparrow]

It needs updating

Ima see on my other acc

[dull summit]

i haven’t even got it installed

[dusty sparrow]

Ya morob

Moron

[tender plover]

1-8

yay

[dull summit]

yes morob

[dusty sparrow]

U losing by 7?

[tender plover]

yeah

[dull summit]

ima do a scope out

[dusty sparrow]

I recommend u delete the game

[dull summit]

bit rude

[tender plover]

1-9

[dull summit]

actually

[tender plover]

he is ewo so im leaving this bs

[dusty sparrow]

how u so bad?

Wee

Play apex w me

[dull summit]

i’m gonna eat my wotsits then do scope out

[scarlet badger]

Session hop faster when attacked to save your products.

[tender plover]

he was in jet and i was basically afk

[wintry heron]

[dusty sparrow]

Or ill piss on u

[tender plover]

he was farming kills on me

[dusty sparrow]

Play apex

W me

Or

[tender plover]

i deleted it

its a waste of space for me

[dusty sparrow]

Ur so boring

[dull summit]

i have apex

but it’s dead game

[tender plover]

fuck you

[dull summit]

no

[scarlet badger]

Why?

[tender plover]

im going on tubeyou

bye

[dull summit]

@wintry heron

i’m listing your mum on facebook market place

yes

[dusty sparrow]

Ur dead

[dull summit]

oh

[wintry heron]

[dusty sparrow]

yep

[dull summit]

everyone react to sign the petition to make bags of crisps bigger

[wintry heron]

especially doritos

[dull summit]

banging tunes in sexy time vc

[dull summit]

.

[wintry heron]

ok

ye i saw it

[dull summit]

thanks

actually e bay

[dusty sparrow]

ur mums on ebay

[wintry heron]

why not offerup?

[dusty sparrow]

Bc shes second hand and has been used rough before

Therefore nobody wants her

[dull summit]

actually i’m gonna take her to a car boot on Saturday

[dusty sparrow]

Also shes a dog

[dull summit]

@wintry heron i robbed el rubio irl

[wintry heron]

ok

[dull summit]

check dms 4 proof

[cursive relic]

fuck

[dull summit]

ur mum

she said “can you do it harder”

i said yes

imagine being a server booster smh

😳

uhh

wee

help

that’s because she can’t feel it cus she’s to loose

goteem

yes shhhh @wintry heron

[dusty sparrow]

ur a nub

[calm ridge]

just got the pink diamond for the second time after a while in cayo

[dusty sparrow]

oi

[wheat garden]

Nub huh

[dusty sparrow]

Watch ur attitude

[dull summit]

gift 🎁 for the first ieieyeieu gift 🎁 gift card rings on your way back home lol you have got it for your birthday

[dusty sparrow]

Can i

[alpine bobcat]

@dusty sparrow ghost ping

Motherfucker

[dusty sparrow]

no?

[alpine bobcat]

Bro

You can't lie toe

To me

[dusty sparrow]

toe

[alpine bobcat]

So stfu

[dusty sparrow]

I got toes

Nom

Tickle my

Toes

[wintry heron]

[dusty sparrow]

I just did

[dusty sparrow]

Noob

L

[vagrant dome]

Anybody want to help me get the back turrets on my avenger

[tender plover]

no

[dusty sparrow]

no

[vagrant dome]

Ok

[rotund pawn]

Seks?

[dusty sparrow]

No

No

[tender plover]

r

t

t

[novel peak]

Why dont i have the union contract ?

[dusty sparrow]

Bc

Ur a noob

[tender plover]

this week is it worth it to grind the contracts?

[dusty sparrow]

no

[tender plover]

oh alr i will then

[dusty sparrow]

I said no.

[vagrant dome]

[novel peak]

Sorry pro

[vagrant dome]

[alpine bobcat]

@wintry heron ghost ping

[dull summit]

the new one is fun

[tender plover]

is it?

[final valley]

Yes

550-600k a time too for the host

[tender plover]

can you replay contracts?

[final valley]

Yeah, but there's a 15 min cooldown I think? Also no guarantee its on the board straight after

And they refresh every 45 mins I believe

[tender plover]

i want a good off road vehicle

[late hollow]

what is DJ Requests (Cayo Perico update)

i mean how to play this

[wintry heron]

I already told you this

Penthouse

At least for moodyman

[paper brook]

being killed before you can even do anything in the game hits differentl

[late hollow]

ooo btw cost of pent house??

[wintry heron]

For keinemusik you get a call from dave

[wintry heron]

Minimum 1.5m

[tender plover]

@alpine bobcat whats a good off road vehicle

[paper brook]

ps4 is more annoying than zbox imo

[wintry heron]

Trashbox

[tender plover]

i might switch to pc

[paper brook]

nah ps4 is shit

[wintry heron]

Good for you

[paper brook]

i used to have one until it broke in under a year

not biased at all

cause i own one

[tender plover]

i had a ps3

[wintry heron]

Pos4 = piece of shit 4

[late hollow]

@wintry heron btw what i should buy facility or moc or arcade???

[paper brook]

arcade if you want a fun heist

[wintry heron]

What do you want to do?

[tender plover]

cadear

arcdea

arcade

[wintry heron]

Facility too then

[dull summit]

no

[late hollow]

thinking of casino heist

[wintry heron]

Yes

[wintry heron]

So arcade then

[late hollow]

bet always get stuck in fingerprint....

[tender plover]

arcade has casino and the thingy to control businesses

[wintry heron]

Practice

[tender plover]

pretty cute

[wintry heron]

Either practice or get someone that can hack to help you

Which would be me

[late hollow]

👀

[paper brook]

you've never reached a high point in life until you are friends with a griefer

[wintry heron]

I didnt see what he sent

[tender plover]

i might get the caracara

for 875k

in ssa

[paper brook]

it's nice I like it

[dull summit]

get annie hellion

so much to modify on it

[tender plover]

i will get caracara and get that next ig

[late hollow]

i just joined gta online and and i have 5 star police is this possible???

[tender plover]

it happens

[dull summit]

clearly if it’s just happened

[dusty sparrow]

no

no

[alpine bobcat]

Everon

[winter cave]

Guys how do i go up and down in an oppressor mk2? like strafe up. On pc

[wintry heron]

Modder gave you wanted level maybe

[alpine bobcat]

Caracara 4x4

[dusty sparrow]

lol

Sugon

[tender plover]

i just got it

[late hollow]

i also think of modder

[winter cave]

can i get help pls?

[wintry heron]

You from there? I live in the city next to you, sawcon

[dusty sparrow]

Dick

[wintry heron]

For what

[winter cave]

how to strafe up and down in oppressor mk2?

[wintry heron]

Ctrl and shift

[winter cave]

is that only controls? isn't it a way to be in the same place and just go up insead?

also how to boost with it?

[wintry heron]

Boost is x

[wintry heron]

I dont think you can just go up with it

[winter cave]

ah ok

[alpine bobcat]

Nope

You can't

You have to drive forwards and up

To go up

[wintry heron]

Ye cuz what would that be on

[alpine bobcat]

To go down just go dwon

[winter cave]

I just bought it and im proud

[wintry heron]

Ok

[signal nimbus]

I'm cute

[dull summit]

who

[wintry heron]

Who

[signal nimbus]

Me

[dull summit]

the fuck asked

[wintry heron]

Asked

[signal nimbus]

Nobody asks

[wintry heron]

Double mf

[signal nimbus]

But everybody does at the same time

They see my cuteness and can't resist

[dull summit]

triple mf

[signal nimbus]

Yes, I'm triply cute

[wintry heron]

No

Nobody asked

Mf

[tame fern]

Uh, people can buy auto shops now?

[signal nimbus]

I'm the most cute

And yes, they can since months lol

[cursive relic]

Lester cuter

[wintry heron]

Uh, people can buy cars now?

[signal nimbus]

Lester is above humans

[tame fern]

Is it a business or something?

[wintry heron]

Kinda

Ye

[tame fern]

Yeah since 2013

I was just driving without HUD and stopped pass one

[wintry heron]

No way bro

[tame fern]

Yes way bro

[signal nimbus]

It's a serious of cute mini heists, far from the cayo pussyrico

[cursive relic]

lester so good he calls me during heists #📸┃gta-media

[wintry heron]

Its called gayo gerico

[tame fern]

Do you get upgrades for free though?

[late hollow]

purchased pent house and btw best arcade?? @wintry heron

[rotund pawn]

Gran Sexismo

The real sex simulator

[dull summit]

what lol

[signal nimbus]

I'm gay

[wintry heron]

La mesa and west vinewood are the best

[dull summit]

who

[signal nimbus]

There aren't updates in the autoshops

[tame fern]

Like in story mode you can buy a autoshop and get everything for free

[signal nimbus]

Me

[late hollow]

👍

[dull summit]

get la mesa

[wintry heron]

Who you telling that to mf

[dull summit]

😭😭

[dull summit]

him

/her

[tame fern]

Huh, then why does it ask me whose auto shop I want to get in

[wintry heron]

Don't reply to me mf

[dull summit]

fuck you

mf

[signal nimbus]

Because there are more than one

[wintry heron]

Piss of

Mf

[tame fern]

But do you get mods for free in your autoshop?

[dull summit]

no lol

[tame fern]

Then it’s useless

[dull summit]

you just unlock everything no matter your lvl

[wintry heron]

Classic paint is free

[dull summit]

no lol

[tame fern]

Useless

[wintry heron]

And crew modifications are free too

[signal nimbus]

I never needed mods and still became the best GTA online player ever

[alpine bobcat]

Hello nubs

[dull summit]

contract missions
unlock every mod
10 car garage
mod cars in your garage

[alpine bobcat]

@tame fern teach me how to prestige or whatever with dank

Or no pp

[tame fern]

pls prestige

[alpine bobcat]

Yes but it tells me I don't have shit for it

[wintry heron]

Level 20, 300k or smth in bank and pls prestige

[tame fern]

Useless stuff. I just want to drive my cars

[dull summit]

no

[alpine bobcat]

Where do I get lvl from

Or Xp

Or shit

You get it

[tame fern]

Games

Giveaways

[alpine bobcat]

Ok?

[tame fern]

Heists

[wintry heron]

Currency commands

[alpine bobcat]

How do I check lvl

[wintry heron]

Like work

Daily

[alpine bobcat]

Stfu I got it progi

[wintry heron]

Monthly, blackjack

[wintry heron]

Ok mf

[alpine bobcat]

Stfu I got it from currency command

S

[wintry heron]

Stfu ok mf

[tame fern]

How do I buy a autoshop though?

[wintry heron]

Maze bank foreclosures

[tame fern]

It’s not showing

[wintry heron]

Go to lsfm

Lscm

[cursive relic]

for dumb people it doesnt show

[tame fern]

Don’t tell me I need to go through boring dialogue for 5 hours

[late hollow]

best clubhose?????

[tame fern]

[late hollow]

house

[wintry heron]

Its a cutscene

[tender plover]

what color should my caracara be

[wintry heron]

And not thaat long

[tame fern]

Which takes 5 hours because it’s cockstar

[cursive relic]

maybe like 13mins

[tame fern]

Why am I playing this game

[late hollow]

best clubhose to buyy...???

[tender plover]

cheapest

[tame fern]

Closest to MC business

[wintry heron]

Mf just beg for dank memer roles :)

[tender plover]

get route 66 clubhouse

[alpine bobcat]

To who

Who's a simp on nss

[wintry heron]

Cheapest you won't be using it

[tender plover]

@alpine bobcat what color should my caracara be

[alpine bobcat]

Idk I have crew color

[wintry heron]

Idk, try luci

[late hollow]

we also got some new club house in main city

[alpine bobcat]

OH

Raven

Admin?

[tender plover]

yes

mayb

e

[tender plover]

invite me noobie

[tame fern]

Raven is ex staff though

[cursive relic]

[alpine bobcat]

I've changed it lmao

[tender plover]

fucks u

bitch why

what color was it

[wintry heron]

Secret

[tender plover]

i wanna make it a sand type of color

like

brown ish

[alpine bobcat]

Gimme a sec

[late hollow]

purchased del perro clubhouse....

[cursive relic]

lol

[alpine bobcat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836073902388019220/883460195269898240/ef32a8f3-6ada-437b-a1f4-368ab4a6a1d5.jpg

[cursive relic]

why

u suicidal?,

[tender plover]

yes

he is

[cursive relic]

ok

wholesome

[wheat garden]

It be like that sometimes

[alpine bobcat]

Monke?

Is that you?

[wheat garden]

Yes

It’s me

[alpine bobcat]

Where tf have you been

[wheat garden]

Holidaying I guess lmao and very inactive

Now just busy with school

How u doing

[cursive relic]

HELLo

[rotund pawn]

@alpine bobcat have you seen the drift Rebla GTS?

[late hollow]

@wintry heron best facility???

[rotund pawn]

it's pretty fuckin cool

[tender plover]

up mommys ass

[alpine bobcat]

No?

[rough scaffold]

Guys listen I need a straight answer, moc phantom or Haller custom

[alpine bobcat]

I'm good wbu

[late hollow]

[cursive relic]

Best facility lsia

[alpine bobcat]

Wait you the monke I Know with weird ass pfp?

[rough scaffold]

No

[wheat garden]

Pretty good thanks 👍🏻

[wheat garden]

Yup I changed it a week or 2 ago 🤣

[alpine bobcat]

Damn

[tender plover]

hey kiddies

im here

got candy

[cursive relic]

Very offensive im a kitchen

[tender plover]

i will put in the back of my caracara

so hop in

[wintry heron]

Multiple, lago zancudo, route 68, Ron alternates, i have the lago zancudo one

Wrong reply nice

[cursive relic]

lol

[alpine bobcat]

[cursive relic]

wholesome

[wintry heron]

@late hollow

[tender plover]

what a dumbass

[cursive relic]

A Thumb

[tender plover]

its route 68

not 66

idiot @tender plover

[wintry heron]

[cursive relic]

best clubhouse pillbox hill

[wintry heron]

Best clubhouse lsia

[cursive relic]

no, cayo better

the one near compound

[rotund pawn]

those are also pretty fuckin cool

[wintry heron]

Underwater clubhouse best

[alpine bobcat]

@wintry heron

[wintry heron]

Mf

[alpine bobcat]

If anyone would call your mum a dumbass

She would be smart

Cuz she has no ass

[wintry heron]

[wintry heron]

Ok and?

[cursive relic]

omg im not banned from dank memer anymore

fuckin cool

not really

[wintry heron]

Ok

[late hollow]

@wintry heron what about reservoir act facility

[wintry heron]

Worst

[cursive relic]

where the fuck is ot

reservoir

[late hollow]

okay going for zancudo

[wintry heron]

Its near the city and it has absolute shit roads surrounding it

[late hollow]

yaaaa

[cursive relic]

okay

[tender plover]

the best way to make money in gta is cayo perico, to start up this mission you need a penthouse, bunker, yacht and a facility

[wintry heron]

Best way to make money is Pacific doomsday casino perico heist

Brand new

[craggy jay]

What is the most fun vehicle in this game?

[late hollow]

[tender plover]

the bunker

[wintry heron]

Ur mom

[alpine bobcat]

Wtf did you do to get banned

[cursive relic]

were too good

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[tender plover]

ew#

[wintry heron]

Seks

[tender plover]

##ew'ew

[rotund pawn]

@tender plover seks

[wintry heron]

Sechs

[tender plover]

yes]

gruppe sechs

[wintry heron]

Yes

You're sechsy

[rotund pawn]

Gran Sexismo

the real sex simulator

[late hollow]

@wintry heron what i should upgrade in moc

[old yew]

Union depository contract pays good

[amber maple]

Yes

[dull summit]

it’s very ez aswell

[amber maple]

The prep mission is fun

[dull summit]

also ez

[amber maple]

Yes

I throwed a grenade and took the range

Simple as that

[dull summit]

lol

[old yew]

I almost died from rapid fire but besides that everything else is ez

I spammed snacks and armor

[dull summit]

i almost died in the first prep cus i was touching up the guy and some prick runs out the bath room and starts blasting me in the head

[alpine bobcat]

Does

[dull summit]

eh

oh

[amber maple]

Does*

[dull summit]

shhhh 🤫

[amber maple]

[old yew]

Same it was the guy with the thing who killed me lmao

[amber maple]

Btw is the ballistic armor worth it?

[tender plover]

ig

for fun

[amber maple]

I realized I dont own it

[tender plover]

its cheap

[amber maple]

Yes

[tender plover]

aha

ok

now my name is like aprils name

[amber maple]

It's dead

[tender plover]

cuz it looks cool

[amber maple]

What?

Who is april?

[tender plover]

makes me look like a girl

waht

[amber maple]

The mod?

[tender plover]

yes

[amber maple]

Oh

[dull summit]

no the month before may

[amber maple]

[dull summit]

there’s a new longfin jump

[amber maple]

K

[tender plover]

wow gta is unplayable

[strange lichen]

Hey can someone please suggest like an end goal for online for me please?

[tender plover]

1b

$1b

[strange lichen]

Just bought mk2 and now I don’t know what to do lol.

Ty.

[tender plover]

and everything in game

[strange lichen]

Cools

Ty

[amber maple]

Why?

[tender plover]

griefer haven

:))

wow

dying all the times

[amber maple]

Fight them maybe?

If I'm selling a product I park the vehicle and smoke their ass

Except if it's a lazer

[final valley]

git gud

[amber maple]

Wot

Oh

U mean get good

[final valley]

Yes

[tender plover]

fuck off ur new to the server

[final valley]

and u get griefed

[tender plover]

im best gta player

[final valley]

[plain mason]

Ok

[steady dragon]

what do you guys think about my cuts in gta ?

because after all you are the kapitan

[tender plover]

what

idgaf

[steady dragon]

toxic

[tender plover]

@wintry heron he asked for you

[wintry heron]

Lol

Its me

Toxic

[steady dragon]

now how thinks we should have heist on lester cut would 100mil

wow

[tender plover]

wheres the grammar at?

[steady dragon]

not here

[wintry heron]

p

[tender plover]

fuck gta

[dull summit]

y now lol

[tender plover]

i crashed

and died

[dull summit]

oh

left stick drift is the worst 😭

[wintry heron]

stuck

fuck

[dull summit]

shhh 🤫

[tender plover]

i got that

up and down is fucked

[dull summit]

same

so annoying

i’m gonna take my controller apart in a minute 😂

sick off it

[tender plover]

i have broken my right grip already

yk

[dull summit]

i’ve not even had this controller 2 months

and it’s a series x one

[tender plover]

rip

im doing some autoshop contracts

they are fun

because they're always different

[sturdy jasper]

Nice

[topaz ridge]

Wow

https://tenor.com/view/owen-wilson-owen-wilson-amazing-wonderful-gif-6103373

[night horizon]

why i cant connect to gta online ?

it says retry connection

and when i retry

it brings me to offline mode

[dull summit]

ur got shit internet

that’s why

[smoky ginkgo]

Wifi moments

[strong knot]

Does keyboard and mouse on ps4 work for gta?

[sturdy jasper]

Good point

[plain mason]

Ur is the retord

[calm ridge]

whats the fastest car in the turners update?

[left jackal]

W

[night horizon]

and how am i talking to u ?

[wintry heron]

I think so but it wont be useful

[night horizon]

imma try vpn

[calm ridge]

aw yes of course

[dull summit]

you put a question in a discord with 100k+ members not specifying who you was talking to

[wintry heron]

Lol u asked in a channel without mentioning anyone specific
If i were u i wouldn't say that

[dull summit]

some people don’t even have basic common sense

smh 🤦‍♂️

[wintry heron]

Thats why i avoid this channel

[night horizon]

no i didnt mean that , i meant i have internet connectio thats how im talking in discord

[wintry heron]

Ohhhhhh

[dull summit]

i see why twodoor wants to leave lol

[wintry heron]

I was just about to say that

quick to assume

[night horizon]

i didnt mean to be harsh i respect his answer

[wintry heron]

Not for my dead ass brain

[dull summit]

you said “and how am i talking to you”

[wintry heron]

My apologies

[wintry heron]

bruh

[wintry heron]

do you not understand

[night horizon]

i meant i still have internet how tf i cant sign in

[dull summit]

oh right i get it now

[wintry heron]

He means how am i talking to u if i dont have good internet connection

lol

[night horizon]

sorry my english is bad

[left jackal]

Lol i wasn’t being sarcastic just saying I’m watching/following so I can hopefully find out an answer as well

[wintry heron]

Finally a newcomer that doesnt go aggressive

[night horizon]

exactly

[wintry heron]

Im impressed

[wintry heron]

facts tho

Cant argue with that

[dull summit]

i had a level 5 tell me to kms earlier

12 year old behaviour

[calm ridge]

wait so your not joking?

[wintry heron]

The only word 12 yr olds know of is "ur mum"

[dull summit]

he also told me to go get a life after telling me to kms what one does he want i can’t do both lol

[night horizon]

@dull summit and btw yea my internet is really bad this week i think its a problem from the isp its been really slow sometimes but normally its like 12mb/s (1.2mb per sec)

[left jackal]

Na I truly just wanted to know what the fastest car was lol

[dull summit]

try restart your pc

or your router

[night horizon]

i tried bro i been having this since yesterday

[left jackal]

Can ppl on ps4 & ps5 play together ? Xbox One & X?

[dull summit]

yes

[fathom shale]

what do y’all think is the best car to race with in the las santos tuners races

[left jackal]

Thank you!

[left jackal]

w

[dull summit]

if you need a car for contracts use jester rr with louvers and bp tires

all good

[night horizon]

@dull summit smh it works now using vpn

thnx btw

[dull summit]

yw

[fathom shale]

ok thanks. i have them all but i never really tried the races yet for some reason. i’m gonna try them tho

[dull summit]

yw

use jester with louvers for contracts aswell

[fathom shale]

wait so what for the races? i see u edited youre message

[left jackal]

So Jester rr for both ?

[dull summit]

no

test out the 4 i said in racing

cus it’s preference not everyone thinks the same car is best

[left jackal]

Roger that

[dull summit]

but defo use jester with louvers for contracts

[left jackal]

Thank you

Just getting back into GTA after a long hiatus

This Cayo perico heist is the best thing that happened for solo grinding

[dense kestrel]

What's up

[sturdy jasper]

Hello

[left jackal]

AI on Meth lol what’s up

[proper vector]

Anyone on Xbox wanna do Union Depository with me?

[fathom shale]

what are they? i don’t see the message

[tender plover]

who

[wintry heron]

@night horizon

[tender plover]

hm

they boosted already

ok

[paper brook]

Bruh this game is fucking shuts

After loading through many loading screens that glitched

The long ass prep didnt save

[tender plover]

haha

[wintry heron]

Thats why u dont grind cayo

[tender plover]

yes

[night horizon]

whats up

[wintry heron]

He asked who was i reffering to this

[placid monolith]

contracts are 2x?

bank contract went 2x for me

[tough mountain]

yea

[night horizon]

ooh ok , thanks tho

[night horizon]

lmao my pc just bsod when i was going to deliver the plasma cutter

[twilit inlet]

When does the 1 mil bonus end???

[proven cobalt]

Get terrebyte or save and get arcade?

[faint merlin]

anyone want to drive a limo or bus up mount chilliad

[dense kestrel]

Hello

[tender plover]

hi

can chat like

speak up

[split sluice]

what should i do with 6mil

[wintry heron]

buy something you dont have

[tender plover]

save

[split sluice]

I have almost everything i need

well, everything i need

[wintry heron]

buy something you dont have (2)

[split sluice]

I dont have supercars, but i dont use supercars..

[wintry heron]

then dont buy them if your not gonna use them

[split sluice]

ye, what do i do then

[wintry heron]

Buy

somethng

you

dont

have

[split sluice]

nvm

ima just save

[tender plover]

6m is pity

[gleaming plover]

They seriously need to fix the cayo perico heist primary keeps spawning outside the gates

[spring leaf]

Just scoped the island and compound secondary loot is : 3 gold, 2 paintings and the rest is cash, im planning on a 2 man run with my brother, since 1 player can loot 1 stack and the other will have small remains, and painting already takes up 50% of bag space, how should we loot to get the most take?

[plain mason]

Gold is worth more than artwork. Two man with you and your brother would be about 1 mil. 3 gold is enough as it's the most profitable.

It'll fill your bags with 3 gold with two people

[spring leaf]

Oh i see thanks

I wished i had done it hard cuz its bearer bonds + 3 stacks of gold

[plain mason]

900k for gold along with bonds can put you around the 2.1 million mark if I'm not wrong. Approx

[magic geyser]

Imagine if you could take cayo for everything

Like that's atleast 5-6 million

[wintry heron]

Any cayo tips??? First time doing it ever.

[tough mountain]

wassup u sexy fucks

[tough mountain]

get drainage tunnel entrance

[harsh ravine]

Anyone else having issues downing the Juggernaut since the latest update? Hit the guy more than 5 times in the head and he's still alive.

[tough mountain]

then check all cams for secondary loot