🚔┃gta-discussion

[nimble isle]

Can someone start a go fund me for therapy sessions

[dense kestrel]

No

[nimble isle]

Why not

[dense kestrel]

Bc I'm lazy

What's the reason for that

[nimble isle]

@dense kestrel #💬┃gorilla-chat

Went to it in hope that it got better since this chat is starting to degrade at times too

Regretting it immensely

[dense kestrel]

Yh

Lmao

You'll get used to it

[dense kestrel]

Killed gorilla chat

[nimble isle]

Lmao

Egos as inflated as '90s economy

Any important scopes that i should do for the diamond casino heist?

That would help during my run

[alpine bobcat]

You motherfucker

Ye lmao it's fun to play with rest of the world shit

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[shy ice]

no

[nimble isle]

A

[dreamy path]

What’s the best way to find a seawash green tornado??

Solo

[tough mountain]

can i do import export solo

[dreamy path]

Yes you can

[lunar flame]

[tough mountain]

ok cool

[lunar flame]

what

[tough mountain]

wait

YEZ

no more moderated nickname

lets gooo

anyway cya later

[nimble isle]

@tough mountain you can doesnt mean you should

Pain in the ass to solo

[tough mountain]

how many people is recommended

[lunar flame]

6

[nimble isle]

Atleast 2

[dreamy path]

It’s a rare color of the rusted tornado

[nimble isle]

You and a gunner

[dreamy path]

You take that to bennys and that’s the only way to get that color

[tough mountain]

so 2?

including me?

[nimble isle]

Yea atleast

Yea

[lunar flame]

tornados can rust?

[dreamy path]

Yep

[tough mountain]

ok

[stable oar]

Insanity

[nimble isle]

Dies

[dense kestrel]

Hehe

Lol

LMFAO

[ruby turret]

ok

[vagrant dome]

Deluxo

Vigilante

Death bike…

[dense kestrel]

Toreador

@alpine bobcat Hi🌚

[dreamy path]

Is anybody available to just hang out in dandy shores so I can pile cars?

You just gotta stay next to the pile of cars so they don’t despawn

On psn

[ruby turret]

L

[faint merlin]

Successfully finished all the Cayo preps without dying once

[ruby turret]

good job

[faint merlin]

Want to help with finale

[raven owl]

Is there anyway to fix Agent ULP not moving

in doomsday act ll

[wintry heron]

@ruby turret ur trash

[ruby turret]

cry

[wintry heron]

Sym

Syd

Syc

[ruby turret]

you should do that

[wintry heron]

Syn

Sys

Syb

Syf

Syb

Syp

Suck ur mum

Suck ur dad

Suck ur nan

Suck ut sister

Suck ur bother

Suck ur friend

Suck ur balls

Suck ur pet

Lol

[ruby turret]

wtf

[faint merlin]

Finished they entire Cayo perico heist from beginning of gathering intel to end of finale without dying once

[wintry heron]

lol

[wintry heron]

will u be my sister

[wintry heron]

Yes

😉

Step sis if u want

[wintry heron]

And can i suck you like u said here

[wintry heron]

Not stuck step sister in washing machine

[ruby turret]

gay @wintry heron

[ocean plank]

why is every player is a psychotic manchild

[jade oriole]

because

it's gta

lol

[ruby turret]

lol

[jade oriole]

@ruby turret myst

did you get warned yesterday lmao

[shy ice]

Myxt

Nyx

[ruby turret]

no

[shy ice]

yes

[ruby turret]

what

[jade oriole]

wait so

the guy lied

boooo

[shy ice]

you said no, i said yes

[ruby turret]

lol no

vis lurked

[alpine bobcat]

Fucking dumbasses stop pinging me

[wintry heron]

[ruby turret]

but i didnt get warned

[alpine bobcat]

I'm tryna fucking watch a movie

[ruby turret]

not me dumbass

[jade oriole]

no one's pinging you twodoor

wtf you on about

[ruby turret]

cocaine

[alpine bobcat]

You're wrong @jade oriole

[jade oriole]

ok

not something new

ohhh ic

someone pinged you an hour and 30 mins ago

[ruby turret]

nerd

[cursive pine]

Woah calm down Jamal don’t pull out the nine

[jade oriole]

what

[shy ice]

[ruby turret]

what

[haughty maple]

hey bbys

[jade oriole]

ok

[wintry heron]

[viscid cosmos]

Wazzup

[wintry heron]

[lunar flame]

[hushed lantern]

Lionel Messi is my idol???

[jade oriole]

ok

is he though??

[steady marten]

Soup 🍜

[lunar flame]

i like cow soup

[steady marten]

[split mesa]

whats todays shipwrech

[wintry heron]

9

14

12

7

[split mesa]

what

[lunar flame]

19

[split mesa]

thank you

[lunar flame]

[split mesa]

goodnight gurl ill see you tommorw

[lunar flame]

sorry we couldnt skype tonight

[wintry heron]

9

14

12

7

[lunar flame]

chill

[rotund pawn]

So i have this guy in an ewo loop against my deluxo

Thing is tho

I ran out of fuckin rockets like 10 minutes ago

[jade oriole]

then

refill them?

seems pretty obvious

[rotund pawn]

Well no

It's funny to see this guy ewo to a deluxo that can't do anything

[pale sky]

lmao

[jade oriole]

who even ewos to a deluxo wtf

[pale sky]

idk

say to him

[jade oriole]

unless they made the deluxo stupid op and can lock on to ppl

that's just stupid

[pale sky]

i ran out of rockets lol

[rotund pawn]

A lot of people surprisingly

[jade oriole]

ig that's an xbox thing

[rotund pawn]

Once you learn how to spank people that are on foot with it they do be ewoing

[jade oriole]

ps4 no one is afraid of a deluxo

bcs everyone carries fucking e rounds

[rotund pawn]

Because they don't have any good deluxo users over there

[jade oriole]

good deluxo users

[rotund pawn]

Oh believe me everyone does the same thing in the sexobox too

[rotund pawn]

they do exist

[jade oriole]

yea ik

but like

you're gonna die to e rounds or hell even a homing (w out lock on, actual aiming)

or tbh

bst heavy rev w fmj 2 shots it

[rotund pawn]

Countering e rounds isn't that hard

just get directly above the guy, point nose of the car directly downwards and shoot missile where they currently are or where they're gonna be at

[jade oriole]

ok

[rotund pawn]

Deluxo

[jade oriole]

what do u have

ig just buy whatever you want then

[rotund pawn]

Buy deluxo

Literally best pvp automobily

[inland elbow]

Bruhhh

Terrobyte missled

Sh

S

Why didn't i think about that

[wintry heron]

missled

[inland elbow]

Stfu

[steady marten]

Missiled

[ruby turret]

missled

[inland elbow]

[wintry heron]

[rough egret]

how do i make quick money... i spent all my money on an ceo office and now im broke

[plain mason]

Vip work. Headhuntrt and sightsee They give around 25k

Try to save up for a veichle cargo warehouse

[rough egret]

thanks i'll do all those

[plain mason]

Np good luck

[soft torrent]

lfgs

[rotund pawn]

what you need bbg

[stray fog]

does anyone know that #caughtin4k is 2021 or 2020 trend??

[rotund pawn]

just fuckin buy it full price

[inland elbow]

Big brain

[rotund pawn]

just make them back with cayo

[inland elbow]

Just win 1 round

[rotund pawn]

[inland elbow]

Ez

[soft torrent]

do double and triple money events, this week its double money on lester missions u wanna do, i personally would say do crime scenester if you have a duke o death (its free for all players now) or the armored karuma, can be done in a few minutes when using the right strategy, you'll get abt 24k, also look out for a titan of a job, one of the more popular lester missions (meaning that you'll easily find lobbies with multiple ppl, this mission's very easy with more ppl), i would also say do denial of service (fairly easy as well), normally you'd do headhunters/sightseers, ask around in the lfgs for ppl to run a heist for u (say someone's willing to carry u thru a cayo, 15% cut for 15 minutes of being carried in a cayo nets u 200-400k, not bad if u need quick cash)

[ruby turret]

lol

[rotund pawn]

do double and triple money events, this week its double money on lester missions u wanna do, i personally would say do crime scenester if you have a duke o death (its free for all players now) or the armored karuma, can be done in a few minutes when using the right strategy, you'll get abt 24k, also look out for a titan of a job, one of the more popular lester missions (meaning that you'll easily find lobbies with multiple ppl, this mission's very easy with more ppl), i would also say do denial of service (fairly easy as well), normally you'd do headhunters/sightseers, ask around in the lfgs for ppl to run a heist for u (say someone's willing to carry u thru a cayo, 15% cut for 15 minutes of being carried in a cayo nets u 200-400k, not bad if u need quick cash)

[rough egret]

thanks man...... im gonna do all these things and im probable gonna take part in a cayo heist

[rotund pawn]

Take part in deez

[wintry heron]

[rough egret]

long time ago i figured out a abuse in that u could almost always get the podium vehical...... 4 cars from my garage are from the podium

now i forgot the trick

[wintry heron]

Dude idk when I did cayo I got a 25% cut and my money went from 380k to 1.6mil is it normal ?

I got elite and gold

[wintry heron]

Wait 4 secs before spinning the wheel I think

[rough egret]

yea something like that

[wintry heron]

Maybe that is patched

[rough egret]

how much was the total

[lunar flame]

i never got the podium vehicle

[high tundra]

[austere rose]

The 4 second trick has worked for me

[rough egret]

i mean it could.... you got 25% which is quite fair and you might have also gotten the 300k bonus

[wintry heron]

2.2 mil

[wintry heron]

I did I think cause I got 500k from heist then a 100k bonus for elite

[wintry heron]

This weeks podium vehicle is trash ngl

Ight now imma go do preps missions for cayoping

Just need to do them once

[rough egret]

yea cuz i calculated 25% of 2.2 mil which is 550k

[rough egret]

yea its shit

[high tundra]

[wide magnet]

If we want to complete the Criminal Mastermind challenge, what all does one need to do?

And what's the payout like? (I only know it is upwards of 5M)

[wide magnet]

I kinda liked it

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[wide magnet]

🥲

I found a post about Criminal Mastermind on reddit, but I apparently can't send links here

[high garden]

Are you able to buy a duffel bag for your freeroam outfits?

[wide magnet]

Really don't think so

I wish we could just walk into banks with a duffel bag and rob them like we rob convenience stores xD

No need to set up anything, just 5 star cops

Chat is totally ded

[paper owl]

I have 21m but dk what to do with it

[gray knot]

What is the best way to do the Elite challenge for the casino heist aggressive approach

[stray fog]

buy a garage the fill it with faggios
#faggiogang

[paper owl]

Ok

[wet compass]

Thats fag!

Lmao i think im getting banned for this

Ye

[smoky ginkgo]

Sewer entrance

[wet compass]

MODZ

[gray knot]

Modz

[wet compass]

Ye

[gray knot]

Like cheating

[wet compass]

I exploited the heist to a level that i dont even have a timer in the vault

[wet compass]

Yeah

[gray knot]

I’m not that type of a player I’m a legit player

[wet compass]

Ok it cool but u asked for the best way. Id say its pretty efficient

If youre legit then go sewers just like what he said

[austere rose]

Pretty sure you would do main entrance for elite on aggressive

[smoky ginkgo]

Nah sewer is faster

[austere rose]

Don’t you need a certain amount of headshots though? It’s not about just the speed

[weak flume]

80

Not so sly

[inland elbow]

@placid mica

Bad

[zinc goblet]

anyone wants money here $$$$$$$$$

[inland elbow]

No

[zinc goblet]

yes

[weak flume]

Bruh wtf

[placid mica]

👀

[zinc goblet]

yes

[weak flume]

Elaborate

[inland elbow]

Above it

[zinc goblet]

yes

yes

[placid mica]

?warnings 290370681676234752

[fallow mural]

There are no warnings.

[zinc goblet]

yes

[fallow mural]

C4_998_#1140 was muted | No reason given.

[placid mica]

stop saying yes

[zinc goblet]

yes

ok

[inland elbow]

[weak flume]

[fallow mural]

C4_998_#1140 has been warned. || f-word (2)

[weak flume]

Tf

[zinc goblet]

english?

[fallow mural]

RAJAGAMER#8833 was muted | slight toxicity in dms. no warn.

[placid mica]

hii xia

[gentle crane]

Lmao

[stoic glacier]

my internet keeps turning off when im playing gta 5

[weak flume]

Good

Don't play gta 5

[stoic glacier]

no thanks

[cinder saddle]

that was funny

i was doin a pursuit race

and at the start i jumped off the street onto the freeway cause it’s fast like that

and some other dude tried following me and blew up lmaoo

[paper owl]

Scramjet or vigilante

[wintry heron]

scramjet is more fun

[paper owl]

But my wallet cries more

hm

[wintry heron]

lmao

[paper owl]

I’ll get it since Idk what to buy

[agile pagoda]

Plz send me yous ps id so that we can play together

My is SHUBHAM_132005

[ruby turret]

what

[smoky ginkgo]

[tough mountain]

what do i need now to upgrade my weapons into mkii variants

got the terrorbyte

[wintry heron]

a wepons workshop and research

[tough mountain]

in the bunker

[wintry heron]

and ofc money

[tough mountain]

?

[wintry heron]

ye

[high tundra]

do u need research to unlock mk2 weapons?

i think weapon workshop is enof

[wintry heron]

nah, for some of their upgrades

[high tundra]

ye

[agile pagoda]

On which you guys play pc or ps

[smoky ginkgo]

Go to lfg

[wintry heron]

i play on pc, and if you are searching for someone go to lfgs

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

nobody spoken for 8.9 picoseconds. now's your chance to yell ded chat xd now to become a cool kid

[weak flume]

Did u see progi's video on yung dumpster

[ruby turret]

yeae

[weak flume]

Mf playing 3rd person

[ruby turret]

how u guys managed to get lockboxes

[weak flume]

I am hecker

Heck fast

We had 40 seconds so we decided to drill

[ruby turret]

lol

[weak flume]

Then this mf goes to racetrack

[ruby turret]

can we do aggressiv

casino heist

[weak flume]

I think i have sns now

[ruby turret]

nooo

ok

[weak flume]

Aggressive we need 3/4 people

[weak flume]

U guys almost did aggressive elite if u guys got level 2 keycard

[tough mountain]

i did buy bunker also

before terrorbyte

[ruby turret]

yeah lol

he forgor

[weak flume]

:skull:

[ruby turret]

can u play

now

lol

[weak flume]

No

[dull summit]

YO

[ruby turret]

ok

YO

[weak flume]

Maybe in like 1 hour

[tough mountain]

wtf is vehicle cargo bugged today

[weak flume]

[dull summit]

Vehicle cargo lol

[tough mountain]

yup

i mostly do that for fun

and to also improve my driving skills in gta

so that i dont bump into npc's

[dull summit]

lol

[tough mountain]

fuq vehicle cargo imma just do cayo

[amber maple]

Exactly

[amber maple]

[north briar]

What’s the best bunker?

[amber maple]

Chumash

[sturdy eagle]

Hi

[weak pendant]

[smoky ginkgo]

[molten fern]

ayo

Can you get unbanned from perm ban in gta ?

My frnd got banned 2 weeks ago

Now hes back

wut

[dull summit]

If he’s back then obviously

[shy ice]

what

[ruby turret]

@weak flume its almost 1 hour

[weak flume]

Bru

[smoky ginkgo]

Dead chat

[tough mountain]

[pliant acorn]

[elder wigeon]

[polar field]

hi guys

so i just bought the hydra and i noticed i dont have the explosive cannon on it, so do i unlock it via the bunker research or how?

[amber maple]

It has them

It maybe glitched for you

[polar field]

alr imma check again

[amber maple]

But I'm sure you don't have to research

[jade oriole]

it comes in standard? are you sure you bought the hydra lol?

[rotund pawn]

Seks

[polar field]

ye bro im not blind for now

[polar field]

ok now i have them i guess it was glitched before thx

[amber maple]

[pliant acorn]

lol

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

[high tundra]

sechs good

[winter path]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-18800792

frick

[dull summit]

Yes

No gif perms lol

[winter path]

i wish i still had nitro so i can boost just to get gif perms

so like

how was your day?

[dull summit]

It’s morning

[winter path]

how was your sleep

[dull summit]

Idk

[winter path]

i wish we had another gang war

[dull summit]

Y

[winter path]

alien war was so much fun

[plucky forum]

Hey guys i have 450k right now what should i do

[winter path]

save up

[dull summit]

450k 😭

[plucky forum]

Im new 😪

[winter path]

oh

i would ask want help but your on ps4

[paper owl]

Save

[dull summit]

Save for Kosatka

[winter path]

bro deadass i remember when i first started idek what to buy i was just playing

[paper owl]

I flushed 9m on scram jet and penthouse

Dk why penthouse

[winter path]

idek what the futuristic stuff was nor did i care

[paper owl]

Had nothing else to spend on so

[winter path]

penthouse is good if you want to flex

[plucky forum]

What should i be doing but pleas no vip missions

[dull summit]

No 6.5 m max lol

[paper owl]

I bought everything for it except black jack

useless

[dull summit]

Nothing is a flex in this game anymore

[paper owl]

Since 0 friends

[winter path]

try to do 3x missions ceo missions are annoying if you don't have any good vehicles

that's what i did when i started to focus on money

[paper owl]

Do lester missions

Since x2

[plucky forum]

I only have the elegy

[paper owl]

48k

[winter path]

or ask people to host cayos you never know they may give you a good cut

[paper owl]

Lol my first car

[plucky forum]

What missions are 3x right now

[paper owl]

Yeah lots of people here at least the xbox dudes give new people high cayo cuts

[winter path]

idk i'm not really with gta weekly updates but i can check rn

[winter path]

ye i remember i got 60% the dude was chill af

[plucky forum]

People invite me to the cayo heist and i get hyped then they kick me 😅😪

[winter path]

nah i mean in the discord

randoms don't give a shit about you

[paper owl]

Yeah

randoms*

[onyx merlin]

how rare is a 6 gold perico heist?

[winter path]

idk

i never got one myself

[onyx merlin]

me and my friend got one

[winter path]

@plucky forum go to #📣┃gta-weekly-news

[winter path]

damn i have done so many cayos and have only gotten 4

[deep forum]

I got 6 cash

[winter path]

lmao

[plucky forum]

Hey pathetic you have the cayo

The tita of a job is the only one on 2x

[deep forum]

Yes but I'm not giving away atm, sorry :(

[paper owl]

Poop

[winter path]

also is it possible to access the gold doors solo i haven't played in a while and me and my friend did i cayo and i did both of the keycard swipes by myself

[paper owl]

No

[winter path]

odd

[paper owl]

rockstar logic

[winter path]

lmao

[plucky forum]

Oh no worries

[winter path]

i got the game on gamepass and it recently got removed and i bought it yesterday

level 100 something within like 3 months

[winter path]

so idk the new stuff that has been out

[plucky forum]

Anything else for a solo grinder

[paper owl]

I’ve had it since 2014-15 ish but beat story 3 times but then played online way before casino and doomsday was added then uninstalled

Then recently got back into it

[dull summit]

K

[winter path]

it's a good game when your first starting out and you have a goal to buy everything you want

[paper owl]

I remember grinding prison break thinking it gave a lot of money

💀

[tough mountain]

RIP

[winter path]

but after that there ain't much to do rather then to wait for dlc

[winter path]

lmao

[plucky forum]

What should i do apart from the missions

[winter path]

idk missions are the main way to get money

[winter path]

you got friends or nah

[plucky forum]

I got friends but they play sometimes

[winter path]

you got apartment? if so try to grind heists and get sparrow and kosatka

that's when you start making the big bucks

[plucky forum]

Yes i got the 200k apartment

[winter path]

i'm assuming high end

[plucky forum]

But when i start a heist and invite people nobody joins

[winter path]

try to use discord

lfg

idk why but i thought doing the fleeca heist for the 100k was a good idea

[dull summit]

There goes my cayo speed run 😢

[winter path]

what hapoened?

[dull summit]

Blew my heli up

I’m tryna beet my pb

[plucky forum]

A guy in the ps4 room for the cayo is giving 85% cuts 2 heists in a row if you do the setups but he doesnt want me😪

[winter path]

my pb is only like 52 mins i think

[winter path]

damn that's omega sad

[dull summit]

Laughs in 37:31

[winter path]

damn

did you use sparrow?

[dull summit]

Ye

[winter path]

wait is that including heist finale?

[dull summit]

Would have been such a good speedrun

[dull summit]

Yh

[winter path]

damn

[deep forum]

I thought you guys meant you were doing the finale in 50mins 💀

[dull summit]

I have pink diamond 4 gold it would have been so good

[winter path]

i'm assuming you didn't go for secondary loot

[winter path]

lmao

[dull summit]

No

The hiest was 4:21

[plucky forum]

I have 450k 🤣😅

[winter path]

oh okay that makes much much more sense

i always want to get the most out of my heist

[winter path]

if you were on xbox i would be willing to help but sorry

[dull summit]

I wouldn’t Be speed running this hiest though

4 gold

[plucky forum]

I know

Damn nobody wants to help me in cayo cuz im new

[winter path]

that's mad disrespect

[deep forum]

I would

[winter path]

like MAD disrespect

[deep forum]

But I'm already doing the heist

[plucky forum]

Oh, no worries

[winter path]

if you tell the player to do the following, don't shoot, stay behind me and if we get spotted commit not alive with sticky bomb

that's what i always say to low levels and it works

[dull summit]

Doesn’t work for me

Always run of shooting and get caught

[crystal rampart]

[plucky forum]

Im disciplined so of you say something i will follow

[winter path]

did they change the heist where you can't headshot the juggernaut

[plucky forum]

@winter path are setups for the cayo hard?

[winter path]

nah as long as you have a sparrow ez

like easy easy

[dull summit]

Ye

[plucky forum]

This guy is goving a mk2 oppresor

To do his setups for 85% cut

[winter path]

uh

[dull summit]

And I’m bored of gta after being on for about 10 mins

[winter path]

he prob will scam and how do you get his vehicle if it's his vehicle and he owns it

is it something to do with insurance?

[plucky forum]

Idk realy im new so i dont know nothing

[smoky ginkgo]

He can do the prep himself and its not that hard

[winter path]

yeah

[dull summit]

It’s a scam that’s y

[smoky ginkgo]

[dull summit]

If Someone tells me to do their preps I just do my heist

More money no scam

[smoky ginkgo]

MONI

[plucky forum]

You can see the guy his name is stepbro

[winter path]

he's giving up his 3 million dollar vehicle for 200k from a heist

[winter path]

wait he's in the discord?

[plucky forum]

Ye

[smoky ginkgo]

His name is already sus

[winter path]

lmao

should i @ him

[plucky forum]

Idk

I just want to earn money is it that hard

[smoky ginkgo]

@bright pagoda @bright pagoda @bright pagoda

[winter path]

aight you did my job for me

[plucky forum]

To help a new player

[winter path]

make sure you did the correct one there are 2

[smoky ginkgo]

O NO

[winter path]

lmao

[plucky forum]

U did it

The right one

[winter path]

k good

[plucky forum]

F some ps4 users

I join a cayo heist they kick me cuz im a low level

Once we gotten to the end and the ceo just left

[smoky ginkgo]

Join mine i will give free cayo no skam

[plucky forum]

Rly

[smoky ginkgo]

Yes

Its pd 4 golds hard mode

[winter path]

nice bro

[smoky ginkgo]

Already done the prep

[plucky forum]

Oh damn

U a good man

[winter path]

you are the reason this person is going to get so many vehicles and shit remember that

[smoky ginkgo]

@plucky forum dm me your psn

[plucky forum]

Not like this guy f him

[smoky ginkgo]

[winter path]

@plucky forum bruh you got the wrong guy

i messaged step bro and dude was confused as

[plucky forum]

Idk

[deep forum]

[smoky ginkgo]

Oh so u on ps4 now?

[winter path]

yes i bought a ps4 rn

[stoic glacier]

do you guys know about saints row reboot

[smoky ginkgo]

Should've bought ps5

[winter path]

uh oh my ps4 broken

[smoky ginkgo]

F

[winter path]

back to eggsbox now

[smoky ginkgo]

Now back to the ex bok

[stoic glacier]

pathetic

[smoky ginkgo]

I will only play on pee es for

[deep forum]

Hi

[fickle mist]

Any one wanna play

[winter path]

k

[stoic glacier]

sup

[winter path]

i would but my ps4 just broke

[fickle mist]

Dammm

[winter path]

the cashier dropped it and now it's broken

i payed and then i ain't get a refund

[fickle mist]

Wtf

[stoic glacier]

stop trolling

[winter path]

read the last conversation

i had with cap player

[stoic glacier]

yea u just talked about you buying a new ps4 and the cashier dropping the ps4

[winter path]

yes but i switched my role to ps4 because someone was scamming so i wanted to see what it was about and then the dude said you on ps4 now

so to make a joke out of it i just made up a random story

[stoic glacier]

oh lol

i wish ubisoft would make a game like gta 5

[winter path]

nah but like if a cashier actually dropped a console or whatever and didn't refund

[stoic glacier]

they will go to jail

[dull summit]

[stoic glacier]

ofcourse

[winter path]

your mom would say watch dogs 2 is gta isn't it

[short lake]

[high tundra]

lul

[stoic glacier]

yes

[high tundra]

yes

[short lake]

yes

[winter path]

yes

[stoic glacier]

ofcourse she doesnt even know whats watch dogs 2

[strong imp]

yes

[stoic glacier]

Fishy is typing...

[winter path]

if i get banned for saying that my fault

prob will

[stoic glacier]

[winter path]

bye

[stoic glacier]

hi

[winter path]

hi

[stoic glacier]

bye

[smoky ginkgo]

Man fuck gta am going to move to cyberpunk

[winter path]

gl

[steel sonnet]

any of you guys bought the new karin classic is it good?

[short lake]

Then don't waste time in a gta server go play cyberpunk

[stoic glacier]

it is the best in tuners races

[short lake]

[stoic glacier]

lolol

[steel sonnet]

bet

[smoky ginkgo]

[stoic glacier]

alright 100 dollars

[steel sonnet]

i only got a nickle sorry thats the best i can do

[stoic glacier]

np

[worn badger]

is the regular kuruma already patched?

[ruby turret]

no

[worn badger]

im.wondering if tonise that for a heist setup lmao

[stoic glacier]

wont be patched till next update

[ruby turret]

its gonna be patched when a new update comes out

[stoic glacier]

and i hope the next update is naval

cayo perico wast great

[worn badger]

thank you!

[stoic glacier]

k

[dull summit]

[ruby turret]

no

[dull summit]

Ye

[wintry heron]

No

[dull summit]

Ye

[stoic glacier]

no

[ruby turret]

no

[dull summit]

Ye

[stoic glacier]

no

[dull summit]

Ye

[sturdy jasper]

no

[magic geyser]

I'm never going near a hospital again

[sturdy jasper]

Ok and?

[magic geyser]

I got chicken pox standing in the fuckin parking lot

[sturdy jasper]

Bruh

[magic geyser]

What's worse covid or shingles

[deep forum]

A cold

[sturdy jasper]

[plucky forum]

@smoky ginkgo the real g

[smoky ginkgo]

[smoky ginkgo]

[high tundra]

ded chat xd

ded af

[wintry heron]

You know what

Im feeling retarded today

Im gonna do cayo 2 times then buy an rc bandito

Cuz why not

[misty oak]

is it true that the auto shop unlocks all upgrades for a car

[wintry heron]

she eat me up like beni bachi

sorry bout dat

[high tundra]

yup

[misty oak]

ok

[wintry heron]

i hit my b like wassup ,,, wicha she say can i,,, pull up n lay up wicha ,,, she say she wanna watch a movie if ya get ah picture

sorry bout dat

[torn gulch]

What is the best thing to do in the auto shop

[sturdy jasper]

Nothing

[torn gulch]

Oh

[sturdy jasper]

contracts

[torn gulch]

Alright thanks

[sturdy jasper]

Np

[wintry heron]

sorry bout dat

[sturdy jasper]

[wintry heron]

can you melee juggernaut in cayo?

[dull summit]

No lol

[deep forum]

No

Just use shotgun

[wintry heron]

to the body or head

[deep forum]

Head

[vague cedar]

There is a way to kill him

[inland elbow]

Sex

[vague cedar]

Yes

And the smg loadout

Cause it has hollow points

[deep forum]

Shotgun works

[inland elbow]

Or just ignore him

[deep forum]

No

Kill > ignore

[vague cedar]

Yeah

I just ignore him now

Me and my friend got caught and had to restart because we both put a full clip each into his head and he turned around for sex

[deep forum]

Proof?

[steady marten]

@inland elbow do u have slowmode?

in food

[inland elbow]

No

Yes

For now

[steady marten]

how much

?

[inland elbow]

25

15 minites

Utes

[steady marten]

oh ok

[steady marten]

minites

[inland elbow]

[dull summit]

[drowsy mantle]

Where's the shipwreck for today?

[inland elbow]

Hold on

.

Should be at number 9

[ionic gulch]

Can anyone help with my GTA

[drowsy mantle]

Thanks

[inland elbow]

[drowsy mantle]

I can't help, you're not on xbox

[ionic gulch]

its saying Sorry, Social Club is currently experiencing technical difficulties and online services have been temporariily disabled

[eager haven]

Yo do you all agree that people have to complete the story mode before playing online

That way there wont be noobs in heists

And there will be much less modders and griefers

[fallow mirage]

does it auto invite people to heists?

is that possible?

[drowsy mantle]

Yes

Sometimes you get people in your friend group

Sometimes you don't

[fallow mirage]

thats annoying

i had to abort a heist because some random joined and demanded 30%

[wintry heron]

You can kick them thi

[drowsy mantle]

And no because it would have taken me days to get into online which means I would have missed a lot of things

[wintry heron]

I am a level 20 with cayo unlocked that’s pog

[fallow mirage]

i already had pressed continue before i realised someone had joined

[wintry heron]

Need to do setup tho

[drowsy mantle]

Going straight into online is the good part of this game, but also playing through the story mode at least once is also the good thing

[hot ether]

Bro in the main dock , on the loot spawn on the right , i always get spotted when i go to open the gate even tho thers no one , does this happen to anyone else?

[wintry heron]

Yeah

[wintry heron]

Drawingen tunnel is best

Don’t use any other way to enter

[hot ether]

What ? Drawingen?

[wintry heron]

Drainage

Drainage tunnel

[hot ether]

Oh ok

[fallow mirage]

stealth heli is fun as well

just takes more setup

[hot ether]

Yeah so for the secondary loot i get spotted randomly

In maindock

On the right

[drowsy mantle]

Drawingen, sounds like a dragon name in game of thrones or a place name in Germany

[wintry heron]

LmO

[fallow mirage]

thats true

[wintry heron]

It does sound like a place in Germany

[hot ether]

[drowsy mantle]

4 more shipwrecks left and I have got the outfit

I don't think so

[naive glade]

oh

oof

ok thanks

[azure ridge]

hey how do you get humane labs i just did the prison break heist

i just wanna complete this

[dull summit]

HELP!!!!

There’s a 7 year old level 3 in my game

Saying “can someone give me money”

And he’s chasing me

[azure knoll]

Kill him

[dull summit]

He’s now screaming through his mic

[winter path]

kill him now

[azure knoll]

Resupply mission?

[wintry heron]

hello

[azure knoll]

Hi

[wintry heron]

hey pavel

[azure knoll]

Hello kapitan

[winter path]

say no?

[wintry heron]

can u stop talking while am doing my heist prep

[azure knoll]

Hmm

Perhaps

[wintry heron]

trust me ive done it 37 times i understand what am supposed to do

[ionic gulch]

How to trigger the moodyman mission?

[azure knoll]

What even is that

Lol

[winter path]

pavel got better voice lines then lester atleast

[wintry heron]

i have no idea xd

[lost heart]

What optional preps do I do for silent and sneaky

[dull summit]

The contracts ?

[wintry heron]

LOL

[ionic gulch]

the second one

[azure knoll]

Cayo?

[lost heart]

Casino

[wintry heron]

istg if this guy called contracts moody man mission LMFAO

[dull summit]

37 what

[winter path]

lmfao

[azure knoll]

Oh idk then

[wintry heron]

cayo perico

[ionic gulch]

I'm waiting for so long too do the moodyman mission

[lost heart]

That’s easy lol

[dull summit]

Damn you a cayo god

[wintry heron]

ik

but pavel keeps on telling me what to do

[winter path]

damn oh my oh my

[wintry heron]

like bro i know what your gonna say before u even say it

[dull summit]

U must be able to do it in like 4 mins

Wish I was that fast

[wintry heron]

i did it today twice

[dull summit]

DAMN

[winter path]

what's your overall time for one heist including elite

[dull summit]

that’s insane

[wintry heron]

i got 1.4 million twice

[winter path]

my best time is only 2 hours

[dull summit]

Holy shit

[wintry heron]

solo and i got the elite challange

[dull summit]

That’s a lot of money

[wintry heron]

i got it in 13 minutes

[winter path]

i wish i can do it faster

[wintry heron]

well i got 1.6 but i had to pay some money for something

[dull summit]

Holy shit how tf r u so good

[wintry heron]

i think its the fencing fee

[dull summit]

DAMN!!!

[wintry heron]

i use a strategy that isnt very populor

my italian friend teached me it

[winter path]

dude for the finale i get like 15-20 minutes

[wintry heron]

so now i just do it over and over again

he used boat tho

i use kosatka

if u use boat u cant get elite challange

[dull summit]

My fastest is 17:53

[winter path]

i always mess up too

[wintry heron]

my fastest with 2 people (the italian guy) was 11 minutes

[winter path]

all the setups take me 2 hours

[dull summit]

That’s fast

[wintry heron]

2 hours?

do u do the disruption missions?

[winter path]

i have only done the heist like 5 times

nah

[surreal apex]

I'm thinking about selling my mk2 oppressor, I like the mk1 better

[wintry heron]

ok but 2 hours is kinda long

[winter path]

how long does it take for you?

[wintry heron]

do u get anything extra?

[winter path]

yes

[wintry heron]

it takes me like 30 minutes thats why am confused

[dull summit]

Damn

[winter path]

30 minutes?

dang

[dull summit]

I done it 200+

[wintry heron]

30 to an hour

[azure knoll]

Casino?

[winter path]

you a whole ass speed runner

[wintry heron]

if i get bad rng

i dont speed run it

its just

really easy

not trying to flex but its like robbing a sotre

[dull summit]

Damn 37 times

[wintry heron]

store

[dull summit]

Dats a lot

[wintry heron]

not 37 times

ive actually lost count of how many times ive done it

[dull summit]

Not as much as my 200+ tho

[wintry heron]

even pavel himself says his lost count xd

[winter path]

lol

[wintry heron]

ive only gotten the pink diamond on my own like uh

i think 3 times

[winter path]

i never got the pink diamond

[dull summit]

I just done pink diamond

4 gold

[wintry heron]

nice

[winter path]

only bearer bonds and ruby

[dull summit]

Going on yt soon

[wintry heron]

i got bearer bonds and two full coke

[winter path]

aight with all seriousness i was just being sarcastic earlier

[wintry heron]

?

[winter path]

wait how the hell do you get 30 mins?

do you go for secondary

[wintry heron]

no not in the actual hiest

30 minutes to do all prep

[winter path]

no i mean for setups

[wintry heron]

the setups like 30 to 1 hour

[winter path]

nah that's mad cap unless you speedrun

[dull summit]

Is dat with scope out?

[wintry heron]

i dont speed run

[winter path]

ok that's more like it

oh yeah including scope out

[wintry heron]

ive just gotten really used to it ig

[dull summit]

Mines 37 mins with scope out and heist

[wintry heron]

scope out i can speed run XD

i can speed run some of the preps

but merry weather hq is fucking DOG SHIT

[winter path]

for me i just do the heist at regular speed i get 1 hour each heist

[wintry heron]

i have to tail this shitty fucking plane for 8 hours

[winter path]

taking my time yk?

[dull summit]

Blow it up

[wintry heron]

if am doing cayo solo the only thing i h=check is the basement

no it fails

[winter path]

yeah i use guided missile

[wintry heron]

i actually found the place before the heli landed

[winter path]

so i can get a building prep

[wintry heron]

i exploded the heli and the mission failed

cuz the game thought i didnt find the base

i have to wait until the red dots pop up then i can explode the heli

anybody gonna talk about the fact that gta characters have done the cayo perico so many times but still dont know how to open the compound exit door?

[dull summit]

Yh so u start a new one

And get an office lol

[winter path]

yeah that's what you should always do

[winter path]

do you go into creator just to save time on the scope out

[wintry heron]

why do gta characters keep forgetting how to open the compound exit door

[winter path]

like at the end to spawn into kosatka

[winter path]

maybe because it's scripted like that

[wintry heron]

u cant skip scope out before u check the basement

[dull summit]

Wdym

[wintry heron]

ive been playing this game for 3 years and still have never got into creator xd

[winter path]

oh it's a way all the speed runners do it

[dull summit]

Send me a yt link in dms for it

[surreal apex]

Where you get the target and go to creator?

[winter path]

once you scope out the basement and any secondary targets you go into creator and go into invite only session and you spawn into kosatka at elysian island

[dull summit]

O

[surreal apex]

I can speed run the entire thing in about 45 minutes

[wintry heron]

nice

[winter path]

so if you get merrywhether you can blow it up easy

[surreal apex]

Yah I do that

[dull summit]

Including scope out and heist?

[wintry heron]

wait u blow up the helicopter??

doesnt that fail the mission?

[dull summit]

Ye

Ye

So you restart it and get office

Much faster

[wintry heron]

ohhhh

ive actually never done that

i can do the merry weather mission

just*

[winter path]

yeah it's a good way to save time

[dull summit]

First time I done cayo I tried following the heli in a car 😭🤦

[wintry heron]

dont xd

[winter path]

deadass i did that