#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Atleast i m not missguiding ppl its better to be called dumb than that
GTA lol
Hahahahah
gta haha
Okay I’m starting to believe he isn’t trolling
Okay I’m starting to believe he isn’t trolling
Okay I’m starting to believe he isn’t trolling
Okay I’m starting to believe he isn’t trolling
Okay I’m starting to believe he isn’t trolling
@dull summit u were wrong check for urself 😂
@high tundra why you rick rolling in your pfp?
hehehe
We was taking the piss mate he said 24 so I said 25 and myst carried it on 😭
its not a rickroll when there is no sound
i was like hmm nice divo and then rick roll
lmao
And now he’s gone
sound is the only important thing in a rickroll
@dull summit no u werent u were wrong dont cover ur stupidity😂
Okay mate
Ik
no way
stop trollin
no u werent u were wrong dont cover ur stupidity😂
no u werent u were wrong dont cover ur stupidity😂
no u werent u were wrong dont cover ur stupidity😂
@dull summit troll is getting trolled😂
@dull summit troll is getting trolled😂
@dull summit troll is getting trolled😂
Good bye peps
@dull summit troll is getting trolled😂
@dull summit troll is getting trolled😂
fail
Lol
anyways
hanyweys
eniweis

eneweys
Can you do Cayo without having an high end apartment?
bru
Yess
you only need a kosatka
Yup
Alright. Thank you two :)
anyways
No you need arcade apartment kosatka and facility
Da heck
dont troll him
@sullen karma He lying man
You got like a limited edition GTA or what?
he just likes to troll
No
OooooooooO
:)

how to see if a car is supercar or not in legendary motor sports(pc)
Gta wiki
Press z twice to see car class
i think you cant do that in the website
Nope the class isn't visible on the website
banshee 900r and sultan rs in the supers class...
Ok and?
they should definitely be in the sports class
K
No
k
no
One asked
Can anyone help me with my first casino heist? I wanna do it for the bonus money and to try it out
what
U get like 200k at every heist when trying it out
@red whale
Ik but noones responding
lol
It's always the 4th person that doesn't or barely messages back

the 4th person is nowhere to be found am i right? @ruby turret
I responded when u asked here 😛
Seks
yeah but thats different

i was looking for specifically you
Bru
What do y'all want
ok
Damn og heists lfg ultra mega dead
maybe if you ask they'll respond?
Bru
you got cmm role
@wintry heron tf u want from me
I went to help someone before and they were modders
tf you want from me?
Never again
Seks
yes seks
lol
when?
try ur bf server @weak flume
Ello
HOLA
HOL
HO
how do i get mkii weapons
Buy a weapon workshop in moc terabyte avenger or Kosatka
~Rockstar: RIP The living legend @magic pilot
Comments Section: GTA 6 when? gta expanded and enhanced when?
can i upgrade them in bunker?
or go to arcade basement
who is @magic pilot ?
idk rockstar mentioned it in their twitter
rockstar tweeted that

damn we just pinged chungus twice
sorry @magic pilot
.-.

can i get mkii weapons with bunker?
I just got a hydra and I don’t know how to fly it can anyone help me
you got anything to say to @magic pilot
No
oof rip
yeah
wait
it sucked
what about kosatka
wait what
damn , 5 hour difference between the production speed of a fully upgraded bunker and a base one
You need a weapon workshop on the yacht
no cap
What
@magic pilot
No
please tell me you are
no cap
You need a yacht
what do i need
It does
no stop you need a luxor deluxe
man dont troll with the newb
Bet you’ve got loads of mates
xD
Any idea about today's shipwreck?
24, powerstation
25
yes
he will cry after buying the yacht and seeing he got trolled
Bru
@smoky ginkgo
stfu
we are doing a large amount of tomfoolery
a mobile operation centre , or a terrabyte or an arcade
Atleast u will not get griefed while at yacht because the defense is on 
do i still need bunker like what all the others are saying
Why PING
luxor deluxe is better
fuck you man
yeah
fuck you man
sorry mistake
yes for the mobile operation center u do
oh ok
@smoky ginkgo
this fucking idiot yung dumpster changing location 5 fucking times
how much is moc also?
for the terrabyte u need nightclub
Bunker is worth it if u like heist grinder

oke
u can customize mk 2 in it
how much is terrorbyte
1.3m
excluding cost of nightclub
Hahahahah
U need to huy nightclub fitst....
kinda cheap no cap
2m3 mil
I guess it was the money
His preps are the worst progi
yea i said excluding the nighclub costs
Technically it's 2.3
and fucking internet gone, now i have to do it again
2.3 mil
will do it 2 more times until i gett the actual thing
It'll be useless if you don't get vehicle workshop
its annoying that theres so many Locations
The vehicle workshop is like 400k
Only if u have op mk 2 
But a youtuber uploads a vdo on the location as soon as it resets
yea
what are you talking about im talking about fucking yung dumspter casino preps
900*
nvm
got the wrong thing
Holy

U mean yung ancestor or sum
i also wanna add vehicle workshop for mk2 opp
no
yes but no
bro just get 10 mil and buy a yacht
If u want full mk2 it'll cost like 7m
WHAT
can yall read
oh wait 900k for moc and 500 k for terabyte workshop i thibnk
Yung dumpster?! Nani the fuck
Yung dumpster gang
is vehicle workshop also called the specialized workshop?
Spotted that. Thanks
Big con approach in casino heist 
we should be avon in gta 6
Vasino
"Vasino"
no its called the specialised vehicle workshop
vasino
and i got about 4.8 in the bank
Cliffy lives, but we kill Avon
C A S I N O
no yung dumpster big cock approach in vasino heist
oh ok thx
anyway thx for the help everyone boutta head to bed
V A S I N O
V A S I N O
That new dlc is on next months
be ready bois
Yes
I wouldn't mind new casino heist
but im not ready yet
gotta grind for it
But in Las venturas
They should add Vaseline heist aswell
Next month new DLC
Gaysino
les goooo
Hopefully payout will be better than cayo
yes vegas
yes
😛
yes vegas
worse*
ok
but the thing u need for starting the heist is worth 99999999$
Damn you’re asking for a lot
Nah thats only leak, depends on target btw
so like grind it now
not worse everyone is tired of cayo and if they do it more they will get brain damage

U need 9999999$ to start the vasino heist
And you get 99999999999999999999999999$
Hopefully make some profit 
Epic 🥶
Rip mk 2
yes
deluxo mk 2*
It'll cost 10000b
the price of the mk 3 is 999999999999999999999 bil
Right
Just grind vasino heist first

yes
and the tradde price is 999999999999999999999999999999999998
yes
Anyways
Be ready
if you do the vasino heist your account will be reset
Next dlc is gonna be epic
I want doomsday part 2
grind 9999999999999999$ to buy the vase , so that u can launch the heist
go and start it now
Nah thats only leak
i want import export pt 2
no
we already have it
Gotta grind cayo 
Right
But the payout is bad
whcih
The vehicle workshop
Seks
autoshop 
tuners isnt import export part 2
I just tried ritz with mayonnaise
No
It's not that bad ngl
they gotta add muscle cars into this game and super maybe coupes
tooo many sports car now
Nah
They added 2 in this update
We have enough muscle
You absolute jagaloon
most of them are lowriders and vans
They gotta add a new USEFUL vehicle
Still waiting for new camaro :(
12 sports car in this update
No
ok and?
still waiting for the dodge charger hellcat:(
Waiting on 1st gen nsx :(
Fuck dodge
Toreador ain't new?

Useful as in what?
7 months ago 
Over powered and used for griefing?
Idk man maybe like VERY useful in anything?
You can't expect a Weaponised car in a car culture update lmao
Useful as in "ooga booga i ned car for destroyign very overpowered flying biek:(((((((("?
The price will be like 5 mil xd
we have new useful car
Hi
kuruma
Stupidly overpriced but still overshadowed by existing vehicles?
bruh

Rockstar dont patch it yet?
yes
Kuruma best shit ever
F
they will patched
Mate
I got a question about Gta 5 Online
So I was just minding my own business and just checking out my Mc business and all a sudden
When I look at the Gun wheel I have weapons I never had for example a heavy sniper im scared im going to get banned anyone know what's going to happen?
ur gonna get banned
Play buzzer beater, all modded weapons will go away
100%
Banned
Probally next year 
Im serious bro
yup
Do what I said
works now
im serious too
Omg
Cute doggo
F
i did it and now im rich
But i used em up for buying dresses
RIP
No a modder gave me weapons and I didn't get banner for it
now im broke
F
Have any of you got random wepons in your gun wheel
I actually lost most of them when I went into a new session
Lucky 
U should be lucky that u didnt get money
if u did then ban for sure
Banned
How to solve: dont play on pc 
Prob
Well usually as soon as a modder tries to interact with me I leave asap
Buy me a ps then

no bitch
buy us ps

motherfucker
buy us all ps
NAH
Buy xboc
@smoky ginkgo buy us all ps
poor
Buy me a proper gaming pc for 4 grand
and u wont get shit in your keyboard
No lol

Credit card number? 😳
Debit card? 😳
Um
What ant 4 grand in cash
Then keep playing on pc 
Thanks ants, Thants
i beg modders for money

Jeep*
jeep
Jeep
Jeep
jeep
jeep
*K E E P
Beep
jeep
jeep
jeep
J E E P
J E E P
Sleep
J E E P

jeep
J E E P
k e e p
Heap
heap
heap
Jeep Wrangler
heap
Deep
Im trying to do wholesome shit in gta then i get destroyed by a dumbass with a jet
jeep heapler
Cry about it
Then he gets killed by an oppressor
Sad
i don't even own a jet
Fucking L
Hide under roof 
Sad
just snipe him out
But jeep
jeep
bro im not nitrix warlord


Steep
Bleep
Leap
Me when i biy a 3 mil garage to store 1 car
Peep
check #📸┃gta-media
do you play steep?
Dam thats alot of PICTURE
Nah I play meep
meep what
Meep jeep
@weak flume 2nd yung dumpster prep ez as fuck
ok
idc u do or do not lmfao
Meep deez nuts lmaoaoaooaoao
No
Dam my wifi
Yes
Cry about it
F
If u doing yung dumpster, inv me and myst
No
ofc
eks dee
No
Guys everyone list off words that rhyme with jeep
yeah
u cry kid

invite us motherfucker
i wasn't planning on doing it alone @weak flume
Skes
fuvk
u cunt.
Um
None of those rhyme with jeep
shuh
woahh no
Shush

I’m not

no
Bun
motherfucker
Morherfucker
morherfucker

Morherfucker
Momfucker 
@ruby turret @weak flume we doing yung dumpster in 10-15 minutes ok?
You ruined it
Momi

Oke
Myst mf come online
Gold or art
Gold
We can drill boxes if trio
sure
U guys doing casino heist or sum
what do u guys want more super cars, muscle cars or sports cars?
i got the drill
Drill his mum


yes
ok motherfucker
U still can drill it if u pick either paige or avi 
ok mf
Ok mf
can i drill ur mom
No
can I drill ur mom
i can
No
yrs
c no
c yes
C yes
No man
casino heist is still relevant 
ok motherfucker
ok im gone
Host one
More fun than boring cayo 
Excuse me
Casino heist is u

ur mom is casino heist
I am wounded but I'm not DEA----- boooooooommmmm

I am wounded but I'm not DEA----- boooooooommmmm
I am wounded but I'm not DEA----- boooooooommmmm
I am wounded but I'm not DEA----- boooooooommmmm
Thanks ants, Thants
Guys what is your best time in cayo perico
6 mins
45:24
Hard mode elite
1:30:23
Nice 
Um I think 50 mins at my best days
What's ur best time in casino 
For the finale only
11:34 mins with elite challange 
14:01
I dont have good teamates
Its so hard to get elite challange in casino heist 
No
Its so hard to get elite challange in casino heist 
Best measure of skill is what's ur best fleeca and doomsday all 3 parts time combined
Best measure of skill is what's ur best fleeca and doomsday all 3 parts time combined

Doomsday act 3, 29 mins + elite 😛
Doomsday act 3 is just fuck

what about the 28 minute
Right
No elite tho
How 🥶
Doomsday part 3 is fun when u ain't the person hacking
Progi decided to commit die
we'll say its elite because game fucked us
c
stfu
no u

You donkey
twat
idiot sandwich
Yoo
you cant even play normally
Sekso sandwich
Foking TWAT
Fock off fly
Fuck off- Gordon Ramsay
Oh God fuck u autocorrect
@timber axle #day 65 of begging for extra perms get ready 4 more days
Fuck off- Gordon Ramsay
Oh God fuck u autocorrect
what
Shut it down
Same
Respek 
Who dont
Um that's sad
wtf do you beg for
Lol
Extra perms idk
Sparrow is such a horrible investment damn
Take that back
U are
Ok and?
And shuv it up your ass
Ok mk2 fanboy
“ Ok and “🤓
mk2 fanboy
He probably just sucks ass in landing lol
That's right u can shove it up your ugly ass so c'mon down to big bill hills cars home to the mean sons of bitches in the state of Maryland guarantee
Lol
he cant use vehicles properly except mk2
Yeah actually kinda i already have a mk2 and i press r1 to land but i crash with this
Damn that's sad
🤓
i agree
Yes
True
Cars that dont work bring your kids bring your wife well fuck her that's right we will fuck her and if u expect to get a good deal the fuck u hurry up motherfucker

Home to challenge pissing
what
Look it up
The sparrow aprox made me 50 + mil lol
sparrow made me have depression
Ok and?
Ok and?
Look up on youtube funny car dealership commercial and click the first one
no
That's the one I'm quoting
no
I only bought it to get out of water fast instead of paying merryweather to bring me a vin diesel driving a boat
Watch on youtube what I told u to pls its funny
n
lol
I used to land the mk2 on top but when i spawn in a new session it wasn’t there so I decided to drop 1.8m for it
no
Damn ok then
bro i gotta go buy notebooks for school mf
fuck you
Watch you language
( jesus christ watch your fucking language)
ok and
yes
ok and
Yes and
@ruby turret how tf u get the pancake lover role?
Idk
Maybe by loving pancakes
buy pancake lover
Or do magic like me
That's now the only way to join heists now
Heh
Not in this server
lol
Greetings everyone. Just joined the server. Thanks for having me.
Ok
Um
could you teach me that magic?
Mk then

I even had bot master for a minute
I suggest leaving this shit hole
Um no I ain't getting mute for taht
yeah yeah and beg for extra perms
sexo perms

pancake fucker
Lol
ah yes
Progi inv mf
Hi
i'll invite in 5 maybe 10 minutes
Oke
I CANR MAKW 2.2nil to be able to buy kotsuka
can someone help
....
Can't make
I can’t make 2.2mil to buy totsuak
Totsuak

Cars that dont work bring your kids bring your wife well fuck her that's right we will fuck her and if u expect to get a good deal the fuck u hurry up motherfucker
Heh
What
totsuak
I can’t make the 2.2mil to buy that
No
Welp
Yeah welp
No
I will just do vehicle cargo lmao
Can’t find anyone cause I am new
gta 5
K
Well let me be the first to tell u if u ha e never done a heist on pc then do the story mode at least up until jewel store heist there
I finished story mode
Oh
Like three times
That's tiny number I've done it like 30
But do all the online heist in order then I guess
no
Where can I see stats of cars
I wanna buy the new porsche but I can't decide the growler or the comet s2
just buy them both 💀
The comet is litteraly faster lol
But heavier
what comet
Yes the s2
Not that slow
s2 drifty
Calico gang
yes
That shit sucks
It has good handling
it wrecks
Yee
Seks
Seks before sleep
gn

ok
ok
gn
Bj before bed
Who the fuck pinged me
Idk
Idk

omg beluga
Playing unreleased forza horizon 5 😆
I take back everything i said about the sparrow
Good
Nice
How's the amg
It’s sooooo smooth
Ur mum
Only a few cars atm
I like the new car sounds
like ur mom
Isn't that supposed to be the first car Yiu use in the game
Do any of you have rp
Wat
Rollplay
Role play is a thing you do not have
Aha
Like my name
Role play is a thing you do not have
Imagine not having one already
🤦♂️
Whoever types next decides my name
e
No
Perfect
lol
Yes
[BM] clean

y does upgrading to mk 2 costs so much money jeez
broke
What other cars are like the elegy retro, rs classic and things like that. They also need to be customisable at bennys
Ye
comet
300k Is nothing in gta lol
true
750k to orb myst when he destroys your kuruma and toreador is nothing too
@ruby turret right?
ye , everyone got 1 mil in their banks
I did cayo then spent all of em for upgrading my bunker to max
difference between an upgraded bunker and a base one is huge
base one takes 8 hours to get full bar and upgraded takes 4 hours
and i want explosive rounds

fast track
but it gets you e rounds
i will just afk
true but i cant effort it
I only got 135k
lol
had 1.5 mil after doin cayo today
bro i orbed myst 2 or 3 times and now im broke too, im under 10 mil
spent em all on equipment update , getting weapon workshop in MOC and getting heavy sniper mk2 and SMG
so now i only got 135k
xD
get combat mg mk2
did







