#🚔┃gta-discussion
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What ping
Hold up
Mk2
What about a yacht
Yes
Worth it 100%
One of the dumbest/ waste of money I’ve ever seen are the people who have a yacht and they buy the if you get near it the ai blows you up
Yachts so worth it
This
Just why
Fact bro so worth
Homing is better than buzzard missiles
Tf
1 mil an hour
Because fun, i always turn on the air defense on my yacht
Also is the fastest mk thing still hold down right bumper
Trust me i have exp dont buy kostaka just buy the yacht its so much better and quick easy missions
yea
What?
Oh it’s not a cost?
Air defenses are free
Oh
@faint merlin lol buy the kosatka
No
How much does it cost to rob a convenience store
yacht is best thing to buy
Man 
makes you 2mil every 5 mins
Lol
Wheres jet missiles
Ong
Do I need to buy a hangar to store the kosatka
Those don't count
Fr i grind it so worth it
Y tho
Yeah
No one uses missiles on jet
yep
True
Are u retarted
Trol
I hate when people go to there facility and do that solar misslie shit
It is called a joke
Also while I'm doing cayo do I get cars in my auto shop to deliver, or is it free roam time only
its called orbital strike
Yea that
Professional fanboys with molotok do
Are YOU that retarded that that joke flew over your head
That that
Do I need a facility to store my submarine
No u need a bunker
Nah you need a arcade
That THAT joke
Bunker
I was the one replying to it looking like a dum ass
So I need a Faggio to store my apartment
Ik it was a joke
The bunker door fits the kostka
Deluxo?
Faggio > mk2
Faggio MK2 when
Wrong, faggio mod > mk2
I want to buy scram jet but 4m for a car is a lot
Faggio mod is faggio mk2
💀
All faggio >
Then Faggio MK3
Not just a car, its fun
i guess
💀💀💀
The drifts you can do
Not just a car but a submarine too
But its worth it
It loves water
I wish it was
So i dont have to call mmi
What is worst thing possible for gta online:
-Oppressor MK3
-Cayo perico removal and Casino heist removal
-Orbital cannon free to use
-Players can raid other players buisnesses
Cayo perico removal best thing for gta
So you hate casino and Cayo
Players basically raid others businesses cus they can just kill them take whatever and then give to themselves
Now that makes a difference, casino removal is definitely the worst thing that could happen
Who said i hate casino, i love it
Oppressor MK3 is good compared to those things
Bruhh
No opp mk3
Kosatka mk2 when?
No
True
see
How do I get the scram jet on trade price
they both involve shooting
Then all heists are same
I want the aircraft carrier like the uss luxington buisness battle
you have google
Check when you're in online
And I’m not near my ps
Its some remix idk
Play some mission and win it
Yea
Ok
f

1-0 lzzz keep crying




@wintry heron join
Vc?
@dull solar u too
Ok joining alaska rn
Deluxo is underrated
It is a good vehicle
What’s the fastest way to fly oppressor? Is it up and down or hold r1 or what?
Would be better if it was more like it's Vice City version
Just use boost and up n down
Ok
Sup
Deluxo.
Deluxo in vice City was just a car
No

Maybe add a boost or something
With boost it'll be op
Huh?
Then it’s just a flying terador
If deluxo was able to fly as fast as mark 2 more people would use it
Just make it fly at 100 mph
Yes
The problem with deluxo it's so expensive for some people
It's 4.7m
And you need MOC to put missles
I use deluxo for cayo
So it's not practical at all
Sup motherfuckers
cayo 
Ez
Cayo not best
wrong
I am not wrong
u are wrong
casino = worst
cayo = best
cayo: You can do solo, up to 1.4m solo, its fun
casino: u need frien, pay isnt good, casino boring
up to 1.7 if you get diamond and double cocaine
Breh i got 1.9 tday
Couldve gotten 2 mil if i had 1 more gold
Look at you, you're a typical GTA player, doing cayo all day long. you're a regular cayo grinder. If you'd swallow a fly you'd have more brain in your stomach than in your head. Cayo takes 0 skill to begin with. The guards are deafer than deaf and blinder than blind. the heist is glitchy, buggy, and overpowered yet it takes no skill. And let's don't forget that cayo is repetitive and lame as shit. Casino is fun, needs friends, and isn't that repetitive. If you don't like it accept the fact that you don't have any friends to do casino with. If you'd have 1 single working braincell you won't compare heists money-wise like you do. You'd compare them totally at 100% for what they actually are. Cayo hack takes no skill, can actually be done in 0.01s if you have good RNG and your hack is already completed when you start it (happened to me). Casino hacking actually takes skill and braincells. Cayo is just counting to 6. Congrats you can now count you got on the level of a 2 year old. You get some shitty ass overpriced target, and some secondary targets and leave the island within 6mins with some overpriced shits in your duffel bag. it's actually hilarious how some people call cayo hacking or anything else skills "I'm an experienced grabber" in casino being a good hacker takes skill and braincells which most cayo grinders don't have. Therefore casino heist> gayo Gayrico heist
- @alpine bobcat
😁
"deafer than deaf" a guard can hear a melee better than a gunshot
casino is still repetitive
That's my
Fuckinh
Essay
Yes Ik
You motherfucker
What
Not even giving credits
I was showing my support
Fuck
there are multiple flaws in that
That better?
No
yes
You just said a guard can hear a melee better than a gunshot that just proves how stupid they are
CASE
bruh
CLOSED
that makes them less deaf
No lol
they have ultra sensitive hearing
If someone came to my street and shot and I didn’t hear it and someone came to my street and stabbed someone and I heard it that makes me a fucking idiot
I said for some ppl
thats you B)
❤️
not the guards
Ahh yes gta players shouldn't do hiest based on money but "fun"
How tf can i have fun in this game with jets flying bikes and kd warriors
Obviously i have to have money bcus i lose like 100k daily
(Not arguing btw)
Guards r stupid
like u
If you read it says “cayo grinder” 👍🏼
Case CLOSED
@dull summit facts
cayo grinders exist because of how high prices are and how easy the heist is
You can get a flying car and motorbike from doing a few cayos clearly in twodoors essay it says “cayo grinder that does it all day long”
Case CLOSED
.
Cayo is fast
Pays good
Easy
Gta revolves around its cash
Better stuff=advantage
Better stuff costs money(a lot)
Cayo give lots of money fast
no
K
Clearly you didn’t read the essay
👍🏼
no one has that much patience
K
I do
K
cayo grinder 
Obv ppl will grind cayo which takes 40 mins instead of casino which takes like 3 hours
How lol
u have patience
I have the patience to do a heist that isn’t able to be done by people with no thumbs
Read the essay
.
BOOM ya boi just won a case
CASE
CLOSED
I read it smh
!!
thats why
Okay you ignored everything in there
There wasnt a case to begin with...
casino is just as repetitive
yes
READ the god damn essay
bruh
the hacking is super easy, theres 4 variations just like cayo
Tell me the points in the essay which supports ur point and the say "CaSe ClOsEd"
that money wouldn't have existed if it wasnt for cayo

IRL money you idiot
🤣🤣

doomsday is clearly the best
lf2
because i didnt do it yet lol
lmao
I hate the doomsday hiest
the calico still seems faster than the sultan rs
I done it at lvl 40 starts flexing lvl 40 skillz
is calico fastest still?
Thats cus ur here...
no
Ye
faster than the pariah?
Yes
yes

maybe
does anyone know why know one is joining the Prison Break - Station?
because
lmao
no one does that
Because it’s prison break
pariah kinda ass imo
stfu
u expect ppl to join a 7 year old heist which has shit payout
euros is better
Seks
u stfu capper
bruh
lol
ur joke wasnt even good
luckily i didn’t buy it yet
thats why i ruined it
Some peeps don’t know what a joke is nowadays
pariah still ass
i knew u guys were joking bruh
Mhm
yes
but i have it as a mission from lester
ok?
can i skip it?
no
Lmao you have got to be lvl 1
32
😂😂
but yes new at the game
the starting heists aren’t good unless you’re very new
whats that?
He can’t even store 3 armour lol
Lmao
@smoky zephyr no point in trying to do the og heists unless u have frnds
lmao
they dont have that
Anyone older wanna party up and play
Y older lol
wdym older?
Please no 13 yr olds
well non pla gta
lol
19
but thanks
rip
This guy moving a bit mad
@smoky zephyr maybe TGG's rags2riches(solo) guide will help u
This guy gotta be like 12 to say “older”
just join random cayo heists and hope not to get kicked from them
worst u could do lmao
random heists are shit
waste of time
im doing some stuff from it but its showing me the prison break mission all the time
I done a casino hiest with randoms before lol
not unless you get extremely lucky
Idk how I did but I did
just ignore prison break
how many times huh?
1k times
1 time
makes sense

Squeaker
Deluxo
Deluxo
Lol
anyone down to do the pursuit race with me
no
I just need 3 players cuz of the prize ride challenge
HELLO motherfukers
Sup
@wintry heron goteem
Who
Cares
To care
Who tho
I was collecting those treasure chests yesterday and i got 6 chests today i got 8 and now it doesnt say treasure chest collected 7/7 how do i get outfit
I was collecting those treasure chests yesterday and i got 6 chests today i got 8 and now it doesnt say treasure chest collected 7/7 how do i get outfit
Lol
I was collecting those treasure chests yesterday and i got 6 chests today i got 8 and now it doesnt say treasure chest collected 7/7 how do i get outfit
Idk
Deluxo
ok
Two door you need to help me with this
Seks
Event week I kind of want:
GTA online: 2013 throwback week:
-Rooftop Rumble is now the best money making method this week
-2x money for stealing cars for simeon
-3x money on the Downtown Underground race
-Podium car: Truffade adder
-Money truck added back
-30 percent off of: Pegassi Infernus, Grotti Cheetah, Pegassi Monroe, Invetero coquette
-20 Percent off of: Truffade Z Type, Obey 9F, Dewbauchee Rapid GT, Benefactor Feltzer
-Prime Gaming Bonuses: 80 percent off of Overflod Entity XF, 50 percent off of Pegassi Vacca
yeh I know I'm a brilliant mind with some ideas
?
No one cares
Lol he deleted it

Event Week I want:
Cayo gets you double the money
Person below and above are permanently cursed with tequila target
lol
Yes
Lmao too bad I like alcohol
#SDC #StopDoingCayo
Event I want
Cayo delete
Event week I want:
2x cash on all heists
ok
Event week I want:
For everyone to shut the fuck up
event week I want
double amount of sex with hookers
Event week I want
And 50% off their services
Oppressor delete
Event week I want: @faint merlin to shut the fuck up
Deluxo
What's with Deluxo
Event week I want:
Deluxo
Event week I want:
Better anti cheat week
Deluxo half price

@wintry heron
https://c.tenor.com/zNmd9nLLAlQAAAAM/cat-gato.gif
Event week I want:
E
Cayo better than any other business
Ayyy progi did ulp rescue
yes

@ruby turret
Cause of me 
Deluxo
I used trick they used in video I sent u
No
Man was so desperate he invited randoms
i just had to get it done
Lol
i didnt look
Lol
do you want red joggers as a reward for helping mf
Nah
@weak flume join
i know you rock that scuba outfit
Us
I like my lost mc outfit
Or no pp
?
join vc
Oh
Yes I know I'm gud DJ
djdoor
Don't have to point out the obvious

TwoDJDoor
Pro😎
i didnt do anything
Nvm

Nub
Lol
I'm usually the lookout
im always the ground
Same
First time in months I went inside
its ez inside
Ye
Ye
Bro today
Ye
Carbine mk2 go pew pew
i have america carbine mk2
Fucking round
And a fucking 7 yr old is screaming in the mic
After that I went back to GTA
I hate that livery, I have geometric blue
?
reply fail
Fuck
You dumbass
nub
Mb

Can't even reply
I'm tired ok
Ayo
i might change it to geometric i like it
Auto shop customer cars are pretty good money source this week ngl
I had skulls before
Excuses excuses
are like all of your mk2 weapons geo?
No
Ye consistency
not you
If you put all
ok
If you put on all MK2 weapons
Same livery same tiny and color
A livery you're a fucking dumbass
But my special carbine is mk1
tiny
Cause 100 rounds
i have special carbine mk2
60 take it or leave it
Lol
Bruh we don't even got to the half yet
And I've done a puzzle before @wintry heron joined
Or started it
It's hardy puzzle cuz yes
I have no clue what u talking about
the playlist is 8 hours

close
What's cmmm4
4 player criminal mastermind for doomsday heist
Ain't cmm3 last one?
Nope
Oh
OHHHH
i though
Cmm(number)
Is for act
I have apt cmm, ddcmm2, ddcmm3
Not players
nah

og cmm2 cmm3 cmm4
Bro
GTA ain't cool no more
You literally
Don't even have to touch yellow dot
For customer car to deliver
And there no cutscene
Bs
Never has been
Jk
Damn
delete it
It felt nice delivering a car
you wont
Now that also gone
Lemme make magic to get to my auto shop instantly
Ye
Job tp - __ -
No
Job warp
I do magik
?
Magik
Magik
Stfu and tell
Its just job warp hes playing with us
Lol
No I'm not
I'm magically getting on my MK2 and driving to my auto shop
I mean flying
Or driving
Cuz MK2 a bike
Ayy I got the shades on my gorl character
Cry twodoor
asked
How u job warp on trashbox
I could tell you but come DMS
idk ez on pc
Godmode hmmm
@weak flume i got the double kill clip
Send lmao
Progi got sexy snipe on me and myst
yes
@weak flume imma clip it
Did 2 cayo heists earlier and for some reason bought the half track and instantly regret it
guys why everyone bitches with me cuz im giving 15% max for cayo even though they didn t help with shit
Greedy mf
gud ty you?
mans watches too much gta videos
Im just stupid

me or those greedy bitches that asks for more cut
Im gd
50k for 5% more cut isn't gonna kill u
tokyo revengers ep 21 so good
tbh i dont give a shit, i said 15% max they dont even see correctly
I had cutscene
Smh greedy cayo grinders
Solos better for money tbh
more people = more money for me
@alpine bobcat mf #📸┃gta-media
i got banned from gta 
Bro i don't care u greedy
ye sure im a greedy bitch ass
Yes you are
You can literally make the heist solo ez
I do fucking casino setups and give 25%
U fr?
yeah thats when i went offline
i do setups alone
Tf did you do
i didnt wanna talk about it
so i can just give 15 without giving more
so i went off and chilled down
First off don't be fucking greedy i do my casino preps alone and give randoms 25% and you give 15% to people on fucking cayo you gready cayo grinder
Nice song
Say
Good shit
All songs in here are good
fuck of you dick ass piece of shit
i fucked rockstars mom 

Ok
did you do cayo glitch too many times?
No fr what you did
ye sure you just gonna get us muted in this server
um
@tender plover tell dms
Man darkness should have been here
Whats cayo glitch?
Ikr
i fucked rockstars dad 
nein
Darkness wake up
i didnt get banned
Fuck
i was joking
i did not catch that
i got banned from my favourite shop
I was happy for a moment
my god people is 20% fanboys
i scammed them for free money
You're gonna get yourself muted like that
I give 50% pussy
it got deleted mf
What now
Check above
@weak flume Thank me later for waking @wintry heron up
guys
Ur favorite breed of gta player is here
Mods see deleted messages smart man
basically found some receipt and picked it up and asked em for money back and i gots caught :/
it normally works
ik mate
I dont care anymore
the one cashier is so dumb
I ain't your mate dumbass

who am i? dumb idiot?
but he had the brains
Yes
Dumbass
ur a mother fucker
so i got banned from there

And you a fatherfucker
Good song @alpine bobcat
stfu
Thought this was talking about gta not who can swear the most....
yes
Bro all these 8 hrs are good songs
Yeah true fact
ye sure im a dumbass sure insult me as you want


Correct
way less than lilith
ill just give 15% anyway
You fell for it
Goteem @alpine bobcat
Who tf listens to doja cat
To who?
Lilith

Welp
your brain that is made of pee
Mad cuz bad
Cares
- llIlIIIlIlIIIl 2021
Got another one @alpine bobcat
ye sure insult me bitch

Keep crying
Man this dude worse than vedanth
how about you fuck your self
Can't even take a cry more gif
The only good thing about vedanth is that he left
I still don't understand the beef between vedanth and shit
He did???
Like idk what he did lmao
Yes
He ultra dumb
Fuck yourself*
Learn to spell dumbass
Hi guys, is there any other way how to get off radar for longer? except call Lester - its only for 60 sec
Ghost organization
For 12k
Ghost org
how i do that?
You have to be VIP or CEO
This morning he left his Twitter set to public access and when someone accessed it, he accused them of hacking it and opened a ticket
fucking idiot get out of this dumb chat
And then CEO abilities
He a 
Damn bro good comeback dude I almost cried
Mf had all his personal details in full display
Who
good stupid
Vedanth
okey, so i pay 12k and its for ever? or when it ends?
LMAOO
Nope
It's 3min
Or so
Not sure
stfu
@weak flume how long is ghost
ok thanks
am talking to that trash
Who?
2:30
Who?
you fucking bitch
Asked?
Man
Double

@terse fox
Bro imma get like 10kmin+ after I leave this VC
no
okey, thanks 🙂
Hey @weak flume
What tf
Reddeadted16
?
XDDDDD
what to buy with my useless money
A life
from cayo i got from 85
Ooh
Hey thats what i say
I'm fast af
thanks i got a life for a billion
what to buy with my useless money
thanks man
Good for you
A trip to buy
No
A trip to touch grass
@wintry heron send it
Lol

-_-
😂 😂
Good boy

LoLoLoLoLoLo
I need a dollar
Literally the lyrics
@alpine bobcat

A dollar is what I need
I'm sorry but i don't need your help no more
😔
Please Mr bossman I need this job more than you know
@wintry heron 600 messages left
Is it possible to get the panther statue on cayo
Nope

Might not leave tho
Diamons
Yesss
Yes
I still haven't done diamonds on 2nd character
I still never did diamonds
So no panther statue?
It was available in a special week
Oh
First scope was guaranteed panther
Seks
hola
Amigo
We almost 50% done with the playlist @wintry heron @wintry heron @weak flume
Ok
imma sleep bro
im tired af
Ello
Got vaccine today, ultra sleepy
Ur mum
Ur mum
Bru
Before we finish the playlist
Ok
Splitgate matchmaking is so aids
Seks
Seks
Ello
Why are we fucking limited to only using Sessanta's car, it fucking sucks
Yeo
You aren't
Hello motherfucker, now you get that name when i removed mine
You have no tuners card lol
Card
U broke boi
Card
Are there tuner cars with miunted guns or missiles?
Wth
Then what' the difference

Still limited
It's JDM and other stuff themed
Just a voring ass drive only car
Not fucking mission impossible
Bruh just cuz you don't have other tuners cars
It doesn't mean it's ass
Go back to fucking cayo and your flying bike
Fr
I don't have an MK2 


