#๐โgta-discussion
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Died again
when you click join job or something when it says no lobby found click search for job
Nub
I believe it is either pursuit or street, for the Los Santos car meet
both pursuit and sprint?
If I dont have an invitation to one on my phone?
Now I literally gave him Another one
yeah
i think
Didn't ewo for full
I dont have an invite to one on my phone
I want to join one that probably has to exist
if thats even a thing
Ok
Ok
if all else fails, search for lobbies in discord
He wants the new races
Yes
are those in the pause menu?
did R* remove oppressor on cayo glitch
Did they get added to the job list?
Oh nice
theres a guy in the car meet with an icon if you speak to him he'll randomly choose a race from ls tuners
hmmmm ill have to drive down there
Just go to pause
when I go here i just see a zillion races with no way to 'search' or sort. How do I know which one it is?
Just keep scrolling
Till u see street race or pursuit race
It's in alphabetical order
It should be easy
the more you know
I saw land race and assumed because it was a car race that i would have to know the title and find it in the list lol
good to know.
Thank you so much
Welcome
To
Bruh
?
?
?
welcome to downtown coolvilles
This motherfucker
Just said
"exactly run lol"
After I went after a exotic export
Cuz its more important than him
ANd he said that
While he is 4 on me while I'm 12 9! Him
Now that I see them, it lets me select one and start my own - is there a way to join a lobby that already exists, assuming one does?
lol
The go kart thing sucks :/
You suck
Hi motherfucker
@ruby turret is that you in your pfp?
yea
Its me in my pfp too
That's boy shaming
Is it the only job that is double xp at the moment?
Wht
No
Yes
Idk
And that's a lie
The only objects in the world are girls

but you are a guy
Yh
Lmao
yes
you actually are
oh god please good week fingercrossed
yeah
Your 15
we won
You're a virgin too ๐
so ur a guy
So you're a guy?
Lmao ikr
Check mate @wintry heron
Neither is it a girl name
Xia man
Im 14-5 on the guy who blew my exotic export up
@wintry heron dude you just check mated yourself
ur a guy
sure
We have more proof that he a guy than he has that he a girl
yeah
What
Wooo
wooo
im gonna buy stuff now
In german
woo
Wo means where in german
lol
Ok
cry
wo
Wo means I in mandarin
"bullys"
no
Among us
using this gif now
you dont
sm i a gut
cap

ur a guy
|| something - something ||
i wanna relocate my bunker
@wintry heron
yes
but im lazy to wait for ddiscounts
and knowing my luck it will be on sale

๐น ๐น
๐คซ
dont
im gonna relocate my bunker
lol
Owh
and hope it doesnt go on sale
Yay
@ruby turret not a bad point
whats the best bunker location?
people are dying from vaccines 
chumash
Chumash
Ye
@alpine bobcat can u tell me because your a cool pro
Better than dying of death
Then buy it lol
Yea
Chumash
But you get 50% of the money you spent on them back
i lose my upgrades like security and production things????
Yea
bruh
But this
Yes
900k for chumash bunker
will it benefit in the future?
lol
hmm
No bruh
Chumash is the closest to the city
Therefore the best locations
Because bunker sales give more money to ls
Ok
not as hot as you
Im too poor to be yellow
why does it matter if they are a male or female?
we do a little trolling
ily no matter ๐ฉ
what
I was doing longfin setup and I was using my phantom wedge and a car flew up and hit the long fin and blew it and the truck up and the longfin got destroyed
Which location
Who?
chumash
although that info shouldve been typed in #๐โgta-discussion , was still pretty interesting to read
This is #๐โgta-discussion
You dumbass @rich nebula
lol
gosh im upgrading the bunker again
Bro I know 5 idiots
last time i did it was like 3 weeks ago
And @rich nebula is 4 of em
damn i forgot gta discussion didnt like jokes lol
this chat isnt worth typing in with lilith gone
tgg should jus delete it
ok
Roleplay on ps4?
no
Iโm down for jokes they just gotta be funny ones ๐
wa
you walked into that one lmao
ur a guy??!??!??!
it is #๐โgta-discussion

Bruh Lilith was literally the problem lmao
Literally
wait what
Lilith was cringy af
im aware bro XD
lilith was nice to me
Happy she left ๐
who is the other 4
but she was always talking about femboys and stuff
Huh
Lilith as in the big white thing with a mask and a bunch of legs coming out of its torso
lilith was dope ash
tell
but i liked her attitude and she was cool

Nah
i would want her back more than being gone
fuck you
Thatโs the only Lilith Ik ๐คท๐พ
Fastest cayo is now 10:45
thats fair
Ikr
Fastest Iโve done is 11:46
Ur mum's wrong
Nice
๐น ๐น
how
Step up
Pretty easy if u have a good way
Slow
10 min
My dad wasnโt present ๐๐๐พ
SLOWW
OHH
All together prolly a hour
@wintry heron wassup my guy
Or less
thats fucking slow
i do it like double the speed
smh
but congrats
Fax
Huh
Ty
Show me
wassup my guy
Or no proof
Bro is mad at everyone ๐
could some one help me out installing a car mod for storymode?
Whelp no proof
well so um
guys
people being rude to new people is why the chat gets basic after a while since the new people are scared
Sexist
WOMEN
sexist
Sexist
Guys
Lol yeah fr
sexist
What happened to the other "70 genders"
yeah
Mfs flexing their server levels
imagine
๐
HUH
i dont flex mine
isnt there 2 genders
Nah we just rude to newbies cuz they fucking think they though or shit
what am i missing out on
When tf did 70 other genders exist
And think that their opinion is valid
Lol
Since twitter
i just want help with car mods
No
Homiesexual
bo
so my gender is straight
bodoh
elam
whats homiesexual
๐
๐
What do you think it is
thats just gay
No
no
homie this isnt a modding server
So basically you can't scissor
Dumb dumb you just check mated yourself
๐ซ i ship twodoor n myst, you can't use that.
imagine shipping
ur first message is literally this
"Is there any other girls who play gta here for xbox"
smh
HAHAHA
How do you find the kart krash auto in the job list?
Deathmatch
why is someones gender so important to you guys lmao. are you that bored ๐
yes
ayyyoooo???
Yes
coming from a guy
Damn you sucking?
twodoors first message from #๐โgta-discussion

Ikr
First message at all
But damn how you found it that quick
Reply to it again
ur first message was in #๐ฎใขcayo-lfg-xbox
ok
@alpine bobcat 
That's what you say it
Oh right

How you found it that quick tho
Tow door
ez
BRO whT
tow door
he left
Left
LLLL
Lefz
i won this argument
Why he left tho he was Nice
cry now
Teach me
ur a guy so yeah

Teach us
Oh you on PC
I dont have it
first message
And lizard
@tender plover is that redo of healer in your banner 

HAHAHA
Woah
yeah
Damn
who

no life
Im still an og

first message in #๐โgta-discussion
๐คซ
Wtf twodoor you habe like 3 times my msges even though ive been here for a year
niceeeeeeee
2020 lmao
As I was saying!
For the military laser vault missions, fly in and fire a few rockets. Try to kill some people. Then fly away and lose the wanted level. Very important to do this before continuing, particularly if the location is Zancudo.
Then go back and carefully fly around and unload. Try and use 7-8 of your 20 missiles on one of the turret guys. Then use the other missiles on the ground guys
casper first message in #๐โgta-discussion
he muted
what

I was in a 1v1
Like wait
Lemme give you context
One guy blew me exotic export up
And I went after him
After that
I was killing him
And he went after a guy that started executive search
And I went after him
lol
And Killed him
Now I had thermal on
And I saw the executive search guy on a roof trying to snipe me
I take cover and message him. Don't I know where you are
And he says
At your mum's
After that I basically kill him and end the executive search

smh
Some clips of
Him losing like a nuh
Nub
Orange guy was the guy that blew my
Exotic export up btw
everytime someone makes a i fuck your mom joke or something
i like to say
Whats my adress.
lol
yea
ok
2 thousand years later
What heist is next after the first one
Prison break
Do I have to buy any thing
Just the setup
Kk
Dm me
Spent all my money on a vehicle work house
no i dont
how long do they take to run out
10 mins
wait what
U buy them right
yeah
Ohhh
@wintry heron what you think ๐๐
U mean run out
They take 2 and a half hour
That was awesome 
Half hour 
30 mins
Yeaj
not 3
Who else wants a dark joke
my keyboard is fucked
me
I can see that by your nickname
Dm me
nice dark joe
nice fn pfp
what entrance is best fir casino heist
Bruh what
door
what door
lmao what is happening
i thought puta meant stupid from gta sa and when the spanish teacher was talking about learning spanish from outside sources like games and movies, i was gonna bring that up, but I decided to search it up just to make sure. Im glad i didnt accidentally say 'prostitute' to my spanish teacher
whats a good color for the nightshark
Wats a grabber
I hate randoms so much
This idiot went back to the casino and got 5 stars on him
Then proceeds to lose 200k by getting shot
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why u do the casino heist with random bruh
Idk

Didnโt feel like asking in lfg since they randoms also either way ima be doing it with a random


how do you aim the vigilante machine gun on controller?
or is it always just near the middle
alright
Any machine gun in vehicle is bad
is there a mission you have to do to get missiles?
Cus the aim sucks for it on controller
I did that painful mission with the random and got a save failed
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does the cab of the mobile operations center matter
@toxic crystal no it doesn't it just what you prefer
hi
I just grinded 1.1mil in gta
Should i buy the karin futo gtx
Or
What should i get

For what
how long did it take
Like a day
submarine.
1.4m+ 1 hour or under.
Im gonna grind to atleast 1.8m today then
I need to spare some money or i go broke again

So i should invest in a submarine instead of any other business

what does a command center do for mobile ops center
can some one help with the prison break heist
Bruh I was winning 8x0 in a sniper pvp against a low level griefer when he went God mode and kept Spawn killing me
Couldn't even open menu
Top 10 irritating things
just close the game bro
can you help me
why
prison break
Like I had another choice?
It's so pain closing the game
Iโve been trying to fly to cayo but it wonโt tp me
At all
Teleport
It wonโt do the cut scene when u get to a certain point for me
When flying to cayo
This is the longest part of the heist

i love gta
ok
being spawn killed because i was messing around in nightshark
Lol
tf is that banner shit, or whatever its called lmao
broo me too, especially doing cayo
its soo fun
rockets*
yeus
people can complete in in 19 minutes
how?
idk
is it possible to learn this type of magic?
i tried speedrunning it and i got 46 minutes
dam
those people are crazy
people legit 2v1 me because i was messing around in nightshark
maybe they thought you were a malicous threat
Set ups?
plasma cutter fingerprint cloner and cutting torch
i had tequila in my attempted speedrun
Is kostka set up faster or long fin tho
kosatka is tedious
depends
Just go under water with kostka
longfin is faster if you have a phantom wedge
Like ur submarine
signal jammer location, then trying to go in the kosatka
if you get good spawn in sub, its faster
longfin is easy with wedge, and you can ewo to get rid of cops
maybe my routing on cayo is bad
or im just slower
Ok im convinced im gonna grind 200k more to get kosatka
very inconsistent though
Donโt
u cant talk about glitches here it kinda sucks
delete before someone pings a mod
maybe find youtube videos
ye, i agree spanwns are random

but ig it is random
cant they see deleted messages?
Yes
since if you wanna speedrun longfin
Logs
buttt
Easiest way to do kostka one is take out all of the helis and boats go underwater then go in
Yes but
people prefer kosatka
A lot of people edit and delete stuff
are you able to do cayo solo
yes
Yeah
thats the selling point of cayo perico heist
damn bro
Chill
almost lost my cool

ye
maybe hes new bro
also if you mention a glitch the way to get caught is deleting the message
yt bro
I joined longer ago but i started using the server to get people and help me wit cargo
And easily find it
but anyways
Well even if so
Unless they key word it
Doubt they can find it cus so many ppl edit and delete messages
longfin is faster to compound and gives a better location if you get lucky on side door codes
kosatka spawns you in water, and gives you a longer route to office
as soon as u spawn in from drainage if u go left then go straight
There are 0 guards except one on the stairs
how many guards does everyone kill in the compound during solo?
when im dicking around, all of em
actually 5 now cuz i used to kill the jug but now i cant
depends on rng
3-5
I kill 5 at most for gate key
5 if i get
I kill 3 at most
10, including juggernaut
also theres 2 routes on longfin depending if its hard mode
you can kill yourself with sticky in normal or hope that rock jumping gets you on land
on hard
yes you still can
with sechs
i use drainage tunnel, kill the 2 guys close together kill the guy who's walking next to the gold and kill the guy near the gate for the keys
yes
I dont do sechs
yeah its kinda hard
what are you doing then smh
Trees on cayo is a blessing
atleast they have a reasonable hitbox
if i dont get the key from that guy I have to kill 3 more people and go up through his office
โฆ
Lol
the tree is skinny asf right and you drive around it and the hitbox magically widens
Whatโs ur fastest solo
me?
Anyone
5 mins or sum
whole heist from scope out or just the finale?
idk
random but anyone else prefer aircraft from land or sea vehicles?
Did u not get secondary?
ueah
Oh makes sense
just main target
What about full bag
full bag eh about 7 minutes
you serious
๐
like 6 mins
wtf
i got both paintings that run so
Oh
i got lucky
Makes sense
Oh
What things can the kosatka do
sonar
I go compound to north docks grab my secondary there then leave
Cause i dont just want to spend 1.5 mil on a heist
oh and torpedos
get you lots of money
Gives fast heli
its worth it anyways
And spot for toreador
also it can store a helicoptor a submarine and a toreador

idk any person who wouldnt buy the kosatka
Ok i guess im not buying a vehicle warehouse
quick question is it to-read-or or to-ra-dor
Looks like ill just buy a kosatka
Tore ee aa door
nahh its tory-adder
wtf is toreeeeaadoor
i got a good nightshark rn
lmao why businesses
I can get revenge on those idiots who used jets on me 
More money
Passive money
And more heist
ah yes nightclub and arcade, an afk grinder's best friends
I do anything in solo public lobbies
yeah mostly because im in an oppressor
unless theyre a good shot
Auto aim go brr
homing missiles go brr
like cmon is there any vehicle that can outspeed homing missiles
outsmarting homing missiles tho
Some kid bombed my zr
So i scoped him like 10 times before he asked for mercy
He legit asked my friend to friend him

no im not that toxic
sure
Yeah mk2
If u canโt lock onto something u canโt hit it
anyways
Also some kid tried to kill me in a jet but failed miserably 3 times
19:35 on cayo???
Bruh..

My kotska spawned under someone elses
the 2nd best time is 22 minutes
How much are the setups
They mustโve done it
For cayo
im going to sleep

