#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Ye
Ight
Ayy u back, how are u
Do i buy a bunker closer to the city for 1.6m or keep my one at paleto bay?
thought that
if you wanna spend time driving from the top of the map, keep the paleto bay bunker
@lunar flame are there any mc buissneses that i should buy the upgrade for?
there's a pin in this channel with recommended bunkers
yes
all of the except doc forgery
thanks
thats what i have for my coke but i recently bought meth and weed and was not sure if i should buy them
its good for making extra money
Only businesses I use is nightclub and crates
imagine not selling ur mc businesses
I only have the counterfeit cash

ikr smh
Can someone help me get 2.6 mill
Lol
Ya
do cayo
Ik
boku no pico?
Give me some good anime suggestions
alaodkfoslad: wpapppljdf 2
Ok ty
I finally got the dominator gtt
I don’t remember
Majik
Should i spend money on a cargo warehouse or should i buy a tuner car thats on sale for this week

Pink diamond 4 gold 😆



isnt weed above cash?
FBI vs 34 year old single white male
I’m not sure ima check rq
37* lol
And by single I mean he has no girlfriend
No cash is better than weed
imagine being 37
Just checked

i gotta get tier 100 on fortnite before next season
Gold is best if you have a friend that wants 15% of the cut and listens to you when you have full bags to SWIM IN THE FUCKING WATER
We was on about mc businesses
since ive had a streak since season 4
4, 5, 6, 7, 8,,
so on
ykyk
all the way up to chapter 2 and whatever season it is#
Everybody has opinions
On one side, I hate it, on the other side, I like it
Lol doing 1v1 in street race with space monkey
with friends
Two door how many messages u on
0k
Same and I was still so bad at the game
I had like 50 wins lmfao
he is on 98,142 messages
im only on 12,651
Fortnite turned to shit now

I’m on 8947
Lol space monkey lost
I think the space monkey got mad
i got like 3 days until school or sum
snek
Don’t know what ur on about
I got like until 8th or 9th of December until I go back to school
i live in the uk
wait
Oi bri'ish
I also live in the UK
So do I
we start in september or sum
Another 1v1 Street race
Yeah
i wanna start in december
tea drinkers
the guy who shit talks me has a triangle head
coffee > tea change my mind
u still think theyre cute???
Go to school for 1 day then have a weekend off wtf

@wintry heron lets play fortnite
fortnight

Lol
Lol
I need an adult
Bri’an is elite
Bitch
You're also a bitch
No
Ye
No
Cry much
Ye
fuck off you ruined the chain
Like I care?
Like I care?
Like I care?
Like I care?
shut up
No
yes
No
.
fuck off you ruined the chain
No
no
Fuck
Fuck
Chain ruined
fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
chain after this
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck you
suck
Bitch
bitch
bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
cock & ball torture
Coral and ball torture

Why does cock auto correct to coral?
Did I stutter and type too fast?
cuz cocks are made of coral
Like I do in girl's vaginas
sucking dead ocean coral
no
No
school laptops are restricting
I need to do some more 1v1s in street races
you cant watch stuff
What year you going in?
me?
Yeah
why u wanna know
I'm going into year 11
Guys, is there a way i can put my own music to play on the radio?
I’m going into year 10
Only on pc
Okay, thank you
Americans when they have bad stuff happen: REEEEE
Britain when they have bad stuff happen: laughs in British
Errrrrrr you wanna stink of fish?
so fake
i headbut the wall
I use to do that when I was like 3
im 14 you have a problem?
its good on the brain cells
I’d also roll my self down the stairs cus I couldn’t walk down them
America when there is Donald Trump arriving: riots
Britain when there is Boris Johnson arriving: just another prick as our Priminister
🚫 i ship wee n daniel, you can't use that.
what
Uhm
donald trump was cool
But dumb
I’ve just been mugged of buy the gorilla bot
lets not get into polictics tho
Piece of shit
Why?
Aw you ship yourselves?
Epic ping fail
they dont exist
Hol up Jurassic World Evolution 2 has a pre-order trailer
Lol u 5?
No
If I liked Jurassic Park as much I would be in my 30s or 40s
Ahahhahahahahahahhahahahah
qwaszdxecrfvtghybunjmkliop
Same



casino is better
Hoo r u
Cúnt
hmm
Who

casino is better
im playing funny cchat

convince me it isnt
helo there
No one said it wasn’t
Oh shit Pablo
casino better
Run
watever
elo there negative iq stig
who pablo
He will ruin your life
wA
Pablo
go and ruin my lfe

life
He one of the most powerful beings in Discord
Along with Lester
wtf
is this some cringe show
lol
Yes
Get out
jeez

not entertaining
They are
whats your source of income?
"discord"
I laugh
id laugh
They are
I laugh
shut up
Shut up in here I'm trying to sleep
stop spamming i will ping sexy rock
Piss off then
send me your favourite song
I mean you have never seen JJBA
This won't be spotify
ugh
Sultan rs classic out tomorrow yesssss
I still need to get the prize ride lol
Just 5 more
Wat Is the prize ride
Lol
Win 10 races
Just do 1v1 Street races
Quite easy
I wonder how people felt about episode 3 of what if...?
🚫 wee n daniel kissing in a tree, you can't use that.
Wtf
Whose doing this shit
This is no longer a gta discussion
This is about @tender plover and @dull summit's love life together
Brwh
What?
Cuh
Look
i want to make cayo perico compound in minecraft
Lol
soim gonna do it
Never has been
Hi c
You do not speak for the gay @wintry heron
Lol
Hoo r u
Wtf is ur discord banner or whatever its called
I beatbox for the lgbtq
But why
What’s wrong with it
It’s beautiful
True
so true
Akula or annihilator stealth
Luxor deluxe
Wat
Xia
@wintry heron
Wanna fuck?
Cayo is the best heist ever hands down :
Y with the troll face?
My new fastest cayo is now 11:26
not speed running it
and prison break is the best heist no questions asked, great payout and great for the time to money ratio
Just going through it regularly
I get like 8-9 mins doing it regularly
All my homies grind act 3 in 11 mins
My fastest is 4:47
Mines not that fast
That’s insane
Ur a newb
casually its possible in 11-12 minutes, 9 minutes isnt that far off tbh
Ego go brr
not including primaries im guessing? or was it double painting? either that or u did it with a partner
Just getting primary
Bonds it was
This idiot tried to run me over with a heli so I just shot him with ap pistol
I think world record is like 2:50 but that was with long fin jump
Ye can't do that anymore
Ik f
Longfin nerf, big sad
Who
Some random guy who’s mad cus I killed him while he tried to rk me
Who asked

Damn
Cus that was so funny
Ik
🚫 piss of xia, that command is disabled in this channel.
🚫 notKvall is newbie, that command is disabled in this channel.
Lol
Lol
can someone please join the buzzer beater I arena war mission i really need someone for it
im doing it to get rid of some weapons that a modder gave me
Lfg
🚫 use fucking lfg, that command is disabled in this channel.
Lol
some dude in general asked me to ask here idfk
Well read the channel description
So y u in a gta discord
^
Ikr no1 talks about it here, just funny stuff
Wanna fuck
Ya
Is that cat biting into a hard surface?
To not completely lose contact with the game and perhaps have ppl to play with in a year when next update is released
Lol
Hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
Does it show on my account that I'm level 15?
Yes
Yea

Bruh


Can you finish a casino heist finale aggressive with only sechs
Idk valet

Dont think so
And can you sechs a camera
Does anybody know how to lvl up fast in gta online
Hey ❤️

HIII
@pathetic
im sick of looking for a server on fivem for like 2 days can someone tell me a server to play on
Spud#0168 was banned | Phishing
What's the best set ups n stuff when doin cayo perica heist solo
kodi worth#8460 was banned | Phishing
Spud#0168 was unbanned
Spud#0168 was banned | Phishing

Wtf
Lol
Fail
Xia
No
Do you?
Good
Mo
No
Do u
I also fok your mom
Wrong reply
Nice
to have money laying all around the ceo office i have to make money with special cargo?
or does vehichle cargo work too?
looks like i stumble on the children room, nvm lol
No, this is gta discussion
Yes
Ok
@rotund pawn seks?
Y tho
Ur moms fruity
Ok
xia

No
Ello ello ello
Oi
🚫 fuck you c, motherfucker, that command is disabled in this channel.
No
Wat
Lol
But y
Idk
dan inserts peepee into c’s ass

Yo door guy
Nothing to see here
c receives the peepee and moans loudly

how to drink bleach
Chug it
dan creams in c


9 months later c has a baby boy named jonah

😂




So, why are you here?
idk

is he?
hmm
I thought the cayo setups where going to take long but it only took like 20 minutes
Suck a fat one mate



She's 12 
bo
9
6 then
As a 6 year old, shes 6
12

Yes
Wrong
No
Its your bed time
Yes
She's asleep already
Ok
Sleep then
Ok
Now Imma start searching
Wym
Why not
So?
Exotic export list doesn't reset at 12:00
Or 00:00
Anyone playing rn?
Thursday for me already
Bro I go to sleep at 5am
No
She doesn’t mess with midgets so I know you be lying
Bro
Sleeping 4 hours
Ain't unhealthier than not sleeping 73 hours
I did both
Not fun
But fun
Y tho
I sleep 6-7 hours
You do it?
Ok
I tried lucid dreaming, failed
So?
Wrong
Which is faster kostka or long fin prep
Bro how can someone on casino be so dead. Dying of laughter. Was doing it with randoms just to see firsthand and i had artwork and they were drilling the boxes instead of the art since they didnt see any carts 
fucking mother
hello
He is off radar
L
They probably did it once, so they had cash
But u can see the markers
The randoms i get are actually kinda good, they listen
On where to go for the paintings
Bro pocket jet is back
Its ok, as long as they listen
:(
Can I change the interior color of the Pfister Neon?

@rotund pawn seks?


No
Hey guys how do you know which jobs offer 2x RP and money?
It says it
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
I'll have to prepare my goodbye messages soon
No
1.7k messages left
Hi
Yh I am
why u leaving
@alpine bobcat is there a specific reason why do you want to leave?
You have 50k
Says 50
no he has 98.3k
Exactly it has it on the map yet i was cutting and hacking to get em lol
Ok, but you're still not leaving
Bbbbut why?
No
When
yeah
In let's say
Yeah
8hrs
we gonna hold u at gunpoint so you can’t leave
Maybe, probably
Ok
But you need to give me mod on your server 🙂
I still don't understand why are u leaving?
Yall heard about the JK Gam3r drama?
Oh yeah it was two randoms not just one doing that shit lol
No

Talk of the news lol
what time will the drip feed drop
lol
Jk
pavel live stream when
dude did nothing but do drama
what's worse mk2 grifer or a wannabe tryhard
mk2
Wannabe tryhard
convince me Cayo is better
Casino is better
No
Yes
u earned a shit ton of money in 1 hour
bruh I earn 2 million from casino
and you have to fly and scout a whole entire Island for cash
1.7 million every 45 minutes from Cayo Perico
sometimes 1.9m
@severe needle no it's not
Ffs
just go into lfg and get a grabber child
I do that with everyone
Plus the setup is easier for casino
Professional grabber
i am experienced
my heist not yours if u want more fffuck off
No its not, but whatever, i still like casino more
Ok
for cayo you need to walk across the island and scout
Ok
Bike exists
But whatever
no u don't
That's completely wrong but whatever
For fun casino for cash cayo
get a bike go to the communition tower scope primary target then leave
are you dumb
End of discussion
to a entire island
The question is are you dumb?
y would scope the entire island
Casino earns you more money
Ok
ok
Cayo preps take 30 minutes max
Ok
The Cayo preps are harder then casino
Ok
No they're not
not at all
preps for casino takes about hour
He hasn't even done cayo bruhh lmao

Cayo Perico preps takes less then.40 minutes
at the end of the day Casino earns you more money
@severe needle no it doesn't
Ok
Ok
Its easier to ride your Oppressor MKII to a casino then to fly and scout the island
Ok
Ok
Like bro what do u expect
you gonna bring a mk2 to scope the island?
u can do cayo preps with mk2
but not the scope out
U can do that
Cayo preps are trash
it is already patched i think
Uhm maybe
It is
Lmaooo
I mean scope
So basically
you have to either take a boat to get on land or your sparrow. And fly to the velum, then which you need to hijack, and then you need to fly to cayo
imagine leaving the server
I was fighting this dude
That blew up
My exotic export
And he went for a guy that started executive search
I went there
And was killing the guy that blew up my exotic Export
dude the cayo guards will recognize that your a smuggler if u use the sparrow to get to the island
then you need to go across the map and hack El Rubio's cams
And the executive search guy
yea to get secondary
Cuz exotic export guy was ghost
And I saw the guy with executive search on a roof top
I messaged him
Cayo is the second best heist
Casino is pretty easy
I usually do aggressive
And he thinks I am mad
Lmao
lol
aggressive is the best approach
Ok
So anyways i started blasting 
im making gta compound in minecraft
cool
6-0*
But I warned him
i just started
What is GTA compound
cayo compound
Oh
yea when u finish
Good luck with it
@alpine bobcat try to capture some clips
I want to see a chode getting smoked
Alright imma play now cya
K

Cant believe yall think cayo is the BEST heist
I dont
but with casino I got 2 million
But, did i ask?
Who?
Bro that means I can't use BST
Why?
Cuz if I use BST I one shot him and that makes him leave quicker which is my main objective
Aggressive is the best and easiest approach
Oh
Who?
most fun heist is prison break smh
prison break
Lol
you can pick your primary target for casino
Where?
Where?
Hey
pretty sure you dont
Yes you do
Cancel heist, redo scope, still have hard mode
Ok
10-1
Lool
plus the casino heist is more fun
Ha you got killed nub
When?
whaT?
Can you shut the hell up @amber maple
No
tf u mean WHEN?
When you play i- did i ask?
now im just confused
Ok
Where?
If I want to join one of these eligible races to win the mustang from the car meet.... how do I join a race without creating my own job lobby?
you look for a lobby
which type of race
I gave him a kill so that he doesn't feel bad
How do I do this?
Ahh ok, still got killed nub
I have played this game forever but I hardly ever do these things, so i really havent tried till now lol
Excuses, keep crying lzzzz













