#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Lol
You’re are aloud a 2000 pounds compensation payment but first we need your bank account details
oke my bank acount is i hate my wife gaming 6969420
No, I was in the past 7 months
Oh
Password please
ilovesugondese
wifebeater_1000
Parfact we will wing you back white away
B-Bye
Hello Microsoft support here how may we help

I’m so funny 😆
whats the max cash we can get on office floor?
My warehouse earnings are 39 mil, can i get more cash on floor or is this the cap?
😁
whats the max cash we can get on office floor?
My warehouse earnings are 39 mil, can i get more cash on floor or is this the cap?
comedy
?
copy cat
😂
@dull summit I can't open word can u diagnose my PC?
lol
Yes we will just need you email address to your Microsoft account and password and your bank details
Password ?
6969
Tank u
Anyone want my phone number?
ok
No
no
Yes
Imagine struggling for 5th place
Anyone wanna see my coc?
U got me actually
😁
Then realized coc = clash of clans
You actually went to see it?
😂😂
KFC be bussin bussin
Eh
What country?
Uae
Eh
Yea
popeye got bankrupt in my country lol
yup
Alright 7 more race
Gl
I'll do it tomorrow
Oh
Lol
The best order is
BBQ Chicken bacon wrap
Chicken Mayo meal with a coke
Cheese burger
Mozzarella dippers and bbq sauce
Menu differs here
Best order ever
someone up to heist setups?
kk
yikes
Shhhh
saw that
ngl toreador is very good
@dull summit whats my ip
next update we will have car that can swim and fly
Toreador can fly
shitty bullet defense
K
😆
"Why Did I Move Here"#3166 was muted | no reason given.

idk why these peoples (tgg and his staff) treats glitching and modding as some taboo
Lol
@dull summit I bet u Indian
No one likes glitches and modders
Why’s that?
Idk
Being racist now?
Hi
Hallo
Chetanthemaster#1123 was muted | no reason given.
Why is calling someone Indian is racist :/
Why would you bet I’m Indian?
Lol
I assumed bcz you're a fake Microsoft Support xD
No
Lol yeah. Facts
What's wrong with being indian tho?
@dull summit why did u get insulted when he said ure indian
I didn’t just he’s assuming my nationality because of who I am
Hamilton?
Ya?
F1 Hamilton?
Who else
F1 is a load of shit
Fact
I like your jokes microsoft man
Dude you're not even really who you pretend you are. 😭
Wdym lmao
No shit lmao
This guy is definitely 10 years old
Assuming my age because of what I said
if there's a shortcut, why wouldnt you take it tho
A shortcut = glitching ?
Yes that’s not illegal
in this case yea
Your a fake Microsoft Support. Don't talk about legality 💀
You defo glitch
😂😂😂 you’re an idiot
Assuming my mental state !
What would make it illegal would be if I was ringing people saying I was them
Ye
@dull summit can you fix my computer?
Hi
Identity Theft
No
lmao, @dull summit has left the chat
Lol
I hate this exotic export shit
Why?
imma buy a coke locker
Well gtg
it's stupid, it bugs half the time and you have no idea if you just missed something or if the entire thing isn't working
should have been a treasure hunt system, like you get a picture or a clue for each of the 10 cars and that tells you where to find it
but then there should be many more spots so it's not so easy to cheese i
Like a clue could be the name of a mission (online or story mode) and you have to go to the spot where that mission was
or just a picture like that vehicle cargo mission
Sometimes the short cut differs the easy way and the right way
Like this case
Ok well chats dead

Hi there
all of my freinds are offline
I can play with you
Seks
Who pinged me
Not me
not me
I didn’t ask who didn’t
Same with you
what jet do i buy?
@wintry heron did
Oh
here
Okay
Uhhh u can get pyro, starling its kinda hard to tell which one to get
Pyro or B11
Can I join someones crew
i can get 2 jets rn do i get pyro and b11 or pyro and starling or lazer and pyro
the best part about the b11 is that theres no trade price
Yea
i never do the trade price missions as hangar too boring
Only thing is B11 can't dodge missiles at low altitude. Else everything is good
And Pyro doesn't have explosive cannon
What the best thing to do with 2mill I’m level 22 and don’t know what to do
kosatka
its 1.5 mil rn
ull make that money in 1 heist
pyro is the fastest right?
Yes
Yeo
i think ill get pyro and b11 i have 10.5 mil rn
Does anyone know what the best sport car is
Get Pyro. And lazer only if u don't wanna travel all the way to the military base for the free lazer
Kosatka for 2.2m then do a few cayos
i dont dogfight so i dont need lazer
i just like watching videos on jets so i wanna buy some in gta lol
Dog fights are so fun
b11 is the warthog
Yay
I think hydra is better if you practice with its vtol
Extacly
i bought b11 and pyro
if u dont plan on dogfighting id recommend u the starling, its pretty slow but its boost is extremely long lasting and makes up for its lack of stand alone speed, would be a fun jet just to have and fly around with
I just don't like how poorly agile it is
I bought one and never use it
but the starling is great for dogfights
ight ill get one later today i just bought b11 and pyro
only the most skilled of pilots would know how to use the hydra's vtol to their advantage in a dogfight, for the most part the lazer's superior of the two, more agile and not as big a target for expo snipers and rpgs
great choices too, b11's my personal favorite
that's another reason to get it
true smoke looks sick
@plain pecan What weapon do u think I’ll need for the setups ?
But useless
I use flares on planes and chaff on helicopters if they can have it
wdym
and chaff on the mk2 ofc
yeah
i only have akula, b11, pyro and besra in my hangar lol
the rule i use is chaff for mk2, flares for jets, reason why i say flares for jets is cuz jets normally are able to outrun missiles, chaff is useless cuz the moment its effects wear off i'll just lock onto u again
reason why i say chaff for mk2 is cuz mk2 cant outrun missiles as well
yeah i got smoke for fun tho
Anybody so rich they dont need money here?can u help me with something?
👍
if im planning on dogfighting ill get flares
I'm just missing the hunter and maybe the seabreeze for practical planes/helicopters
@plain pecan cuz I’ve brought the kosatka and will need to the setup for the heist the only guns I have are the special carbine and the micro smg
Most irritating and most annoying and funny 1v1
its enough i think
how
just get assault shotgun @vestal carbon
Yea
Wanna hear the story?
u got any clips?
Okay @plain pecan
Whats agile?
maybe get sniper too
Btw how long does it take for the stock in bunker to be full?
So wanna hear the story or nah
Quick n sharp movements
yeah
Ok so basically
I was getting ready to continue hunting exotic export right?
I got in my pyro and all that
Wait gimme a sec
Ok so
He came with a lazer
Him being lvl 1.3k
- KD
After that he crashed idk how
And ye
We fought on ground
He was using BST marksman cuz yes
lol
Ok
After that
He got me like
Idk
10-1 at airport
Cuz yes
My BST was bugged and I don't have hangar
At LSIA
After that I got glitched I think and I spawned in LSIA
Ok
Why didn't u use marksman bst against him?@alpine bobcat
.
okay okay calm yo tits down
Ok so I got 9-14 on him
Like he got legit 4 kills and I got 8 cuz skills
I was ewoing since he was using BST marksman
And he was like
Ewo trash
Like bruh lmao

After that he started ewoing too
Typical
And after that my glitch thing went away
Like I stopped spawning in LSIA
Which made me sad
lol
Thats why u teleport away to get a lazer to get your kills back
No lmao
It was
14-19
And I got a buzzard
From heli pad
Cuz he went other side of airport
How teleport
Lester's invite from apartment or facility
"need buzzard for kills ez"
Lmao
@wintry heron man's was using legit the most typical wannabe comments
"keep crying lmao"
"lol I'm up
"trash I'm up ur bad lol
Mad cuz bad lol
Ohhh
Do do u get invite from apartment. For facility I know
Send him those messages back then
He facility now
1-0 lzzzzzzzzz
So I can't get kills anyways
look
Yeh
Send those messages back
pls pls pls pls
He tryna make me mad by sending a different score

I got a clip on him
I mean..
How do u get*
The same way u get an invite from facility
Lester sends u invite
6-2 see ur crying
Idk I left
I sweated so hard against this bozo
He looks like he is in KEXI or some shit
The most pathetic crew
Ikr
For facility u need to get the doomsday heist going on. But apartment ? 😶
Sry for too many questions
1v1ed one of them a few weeks ago
On the beach
did u win
The lobby was laggy, when its lag reduced, i was catching up to her like crazy, she noticed and fleed
@weak flume is having ptsd doing them
Apartment heists
@ruby turret ur name gives him ptsd
I think it was 12-15 and was like "im sorry i gotta meet my bf byeeee"

Flashbacks intensify
Valkyrie should be cheaper tbh
@wintry heron #📸┃gta-media
Which of the lscm races is the easiest
lol
lololol
Say bst marksman trash
@timber axle strmr #day 56 of begging for extra perms
Lmao I told him BST marksman nice skills
At the start of the 1v1
He aid
"I'm copying you"
lol
Bro i just used BST after I saw that you take more than 2 snipers dum dum
Ok back to my exotic export hunt
meh be a duchbag and spam marksman rifle
greatjob
😇
Ok In doomsday cmm you can’t die in the setups but you can in the finale or is it the other way around
When I was going after him with hydra while he in lazer
But I fucked up
He saw me somehow
damn lol
no
i mean yes
wait
uh
i did a 1v2 once with a smoking lazer
if you die in setup or finale u still fail it
the 2 b11's couldnt keep up with me
I did a 1v2 against 2 low levels with just a pistol
bruh these modders
lololol
I had to fight a level 22 who was using the widowmaker and rpgs
id say get gud
Get good lol mad cuz bad lollololol
and the worst part was that it was during the briefcase mission so he would spawn right really close every time
i was a lvl 10 i think when i got all of the guns in the game
the first thing i did was go on a rampage with a tank
bruh he left smh
damn lol
i burnt my 1 mil on car insurance
ill just add a sticky bomb to it then explode it near a guy
Can anyone teach me the basics of dogfight?
so basically
I ended up accidentally buying the Military rifle
I spent my free 1mil on a banshee 900r
use the missiles if you cant reach the guy
Fly plane shoot other plane with cannon
Easy
Jet go brr
I bought b11 yesterday... Isnt that good?
or be me
Yes
Or thats bad?
get a pink lazer
its okay
If you have already done 1 or 2 missions from apartment are you not able to do criminal mastermind
but the cannons sucks
the lazer works well against other people who aren't good, but you lose to good dogfighters
You have to restart
Lolololol
Prison break again lololol
Lolol noob git gud
Get good lol
git gud
ill always say when i win a fight against a mk2 with a jett
My playlist?
Mk2 best vehicle lololol
yes
I grief cuz the game tells you to lololol
I asking for someone not myself I've already done if why u so toxic
1-0 lzzzz
the b-11 is cool but it gets killed by the mk2 at low altitudes
mommys credit card goes bye bye
U gotta restart
or get gud
i dog fight with a mk2
Nice
I sometimes do that
I don’t know why they message me calling me a dick
I just used missiles
Requires more skill to use mkII
lol
😂

Imagine being the person to not grief other peoples cayo setups so you don’t have to do them 🤪🤪🤪
same lol
imagine not stealing over 13+ cayo preps
LOLOLOL
@pliant acorn 13 days to go
yee
For what 👀
Until you give them extra perms 😳
Think I should beg
wait can anyone acces the music bots?
Yh

Mhm
maybe not but im still gonna annoy you
Just not skip n stuff
im gonna play 8+ hours worth of music
Well u got the patience to go upto 420 u said 👀
i do have it lololol
what will i get for 420 ? ; )

You can buy discord 
how about 10$
hmmm
Damn idk how but i got it for free
Ho

i am actually planing to go until day 420
Oooo how
Me planning on goi g till 840
Play store
Not rly
Never heard of it
Hm
Wow
Lol
Aaah i see you must be rich so you might have app store
There was like 4 peps playing mc in my la class
Not la I mean engineering
I think Luci should give you perms if you beat them in a 1v1
Nah
Lame
Why dead chat all the time man
I feel like when I join it dies
Whyyyyyyy
Cus u kill it
bruh
i did a 1v12
using a moc and bst only Loloolol
i managed to piss off an entire lobby with my jett
idk why
all i did was blow them up
I forgot to bring my earbuds with me on vacation so no
we can all agree
That would explain his son's name
that mark zuckmyass is an lizzard
Bro
GTA logics so dead
Look if there's a shirt
Closed
You buy it
And there's the same shirt
Closed
You have to buy it again
And then
There's the same shirt
Closed only on top like yk
And you have to buy it again
Like dude
i didnt understand a thing u said
i like how the insurance for the air crafts is lower than a car
Ikr
ikr lol
what is the app store?
what platform?
pc
No
1 more thing that has no logic the kotaska is 2.4 mil and the vintage car is 3.7 mil how fking dumb is that
@timber axle bro?
nothinh
U never heard of play store?
sup
just for fun lmao
LUCIFERA9 im m_k_19

tap tap
Net
thats play store
Yea ik guys chill
whats Net
just messing around
Lololol
Not funny cried
Sad

I added you
sure
Gimme a sec
show it
Look at this
Kinda tryhard outfit but it's ok
It was uglier before
And I wish I had ankles
Cool
@timber axle wanna get black joggers?

Not an answer
I know how to get black and red cuz it's same stuff but 1 thing is different
Sure 👀
Idk others
Here or DMS
idk ur choice
How is he sending pictures
Ok come DMS

Hakcs
?tag rep
Do you want to report a user? Go to #📁〢support/report and click on ⚒️ to create a report ticket.

Bro imma get banned guys
Shut up you did that accidentally

not more than Vision
Good
Nah I was kidding
Nah u ain't
I just told Lucifer how to get black or red or both joggers
He's doing ur mum
Lmaoo
My whole family is against your proposal of him getting you pregnant
What

Guys i cant enter my arena workshop idk why idk what to do help me
Not me in a 5v1
Y spam it
ummm a question
in the vehicle flex chat
their people with garages
that have roofs
like roof 1
Change lobby, if that doesn't work, restart the game, if still no response, maybe try reinstalling. IMO that's the way for every problem related to game not letting you get into sth
roof 2
roof 3
Wdym
its like
Office garage
bigger than 10 garages
yea i think thats what i tcalled
where should i buy
those
Office garage
Oh the nightclub and office garages
Ye
Idk
i have a ceo office but i see no section for garage in nevote
Nightclub ones are in renovate when you buy one and office ones you click on logo and a garage comes up and you buy it here
They r like mil each in office I think
Click on your office in the website and a garage symbol will come up next to it
W out customizing
office ones dont come with the ceo offices?
1.5 each stock
Fully maxed out for all 3 it’s 7.5
I said dead char then I guy was typing then I said alive chat then he left then I said dead chat again
modder took all my ammo while in cayo weapon prep
Homer@dull summit
did the prep with just fists lmao
Did u lose it permanently
i thought so,
O
i had to disable and enable coustom loadout
after the mission
aimbot npc are worse than modders and greifers
Red joggers
I think You'd Rob me
Purple joggers?
Thats tryhard
theres a hacker in my lobby wtf didnt know u could get hackers pn playstation
Ye ik I mean it looks kinda cool like the face part I pretty much wanted that in yellow or so
guy has god mode
Ok
Lol
he is invincible
God mode glitch
Yes that's a glitch
Rockstar doesn't give a fuck
Yes
The half mask in the same color that
Like
That
Thing isn't in all colors
@alpine bobcat you got a purple joggers one?
It’s the same as getting orange if you know how to do that
Nope
Oh
Hello pls
Oh you have to have a high end apartment
Which is about 400k i think
And you have to be lvl 12
Yep
How do i make money?
Can you do the setups in only invite sessions so grifers won’t annoy you??
Lol
Iam broke
I need help
I two man
For some reason my pistol ammo keeps disappearing when I ever I join a new session
its the best mc business tho
So mc businesses are worst
does aa system fuck toreador?
they are not if use nc
If it doesn't have lock on yeah
Poor guy 
welcome to gta online
i mean the one on mothership
Welcome to Los Santos
Oppressors aren't even that good now
To kill players
If the guy knows his shit, you're dead before you even get a chance to fire your missile
its good for stopping noobs from doin their turtorial
How do I kill him
Tutorial is a race and a mission
What lvl are u?@wintry heron
2

bruh
I wanna lvl up to buy apartment
Well u cant kill him buddy
Change ur session
How do I
Press the option button
Go to online
Ok
And the "find new session"
go get a kasotka
What’s that
ok so
pick up ur phone in gtao
and
go to internet
warstocks
and u will se kasotka
lol
go unlocc it
Uhhh
Is lester good?
i don't even have things like kasotka back in 2017 smh
in planning heists yes
Ok soo how do i make max of coke lockup?
wait
lol
it takes time
u do have to restock the supplies
keep checking after 2 hrs ig
idk
man
yeah he will
Ok thanx
@compact holly did u buy the upgrades ?
Nope iam broke
then it will take years for ur locker to fill up
do u have the kosatka?
lol
How the fuck do you take a picture of the fucking train schedule for the ecu job?!
I have been here for 10 minutes doing different angles but nothing
u did said u have the bunker tho
so with bunker u can make money
but did u buy the upgrades for it?
idk
Dont have the bunker
@compact holly quickest and easiest way to make money is by going in the lfg channels and being the grabber for heist
u will get like 250-300k with 15% cut
Can someone help me I don’t know what to buy in gta 😩
yacht
Already have one
I hate cockstar so much why did they buff the juggernaught in cayo perico😐
Already bought one 😂
Coke lockup and be broke
Already have one
But you are not broke
Omfg i hate myself so fucking much
I’m rich
Same
Yeah yeah flexers
I wasnt meant to take a fucking picture of the train schedule
I had to PICK IT UP
No bro I’m really not trying to fLex I just need help idk what to buy 😭
My dumbass has been here for far too fucking long when i coulda been out in 5 seconds
Ok
I hate cockstar so much for buffing the juggernaught in cayo perico
buy the new cars
Buy the world then
Already have them
I literally have everything, even the luxor deluxe and swift deluxe, and idk what to do either
Wym good
😭same
Good
wow man
dont make me jealous
@rapid orbit spend ur cash in the shoe store
Just give the money to noobs
😏
No its not
u cant share money lol
Iam sure they will figure out somethink










