#🚔┃gta-discussion
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Maze bank west with criminal enterprise pack
samee
But then I naught maze bank tower when it was down to 2m
I was playing with the pack and after few months i relise "oh its free, OH LOTS OF STUFF IS FREE"
Hey lads
Hey
potat
I just found out how bad the kosatka prep is compared to the longfin
Lmao
Sup
logfin suks, stick to kosatka prep
We need al level 5s to be like this guy
😄
Why cant they add busses in the garage?
Not really prep is very consistent and only takes 1.30 to get to tunnel from the start whereas at least 2 mins from kosatka
also you can jump from the rocks to the south entrance
+30 secs cuz npc pre fires the shotgun
They made longfin the same as kosatka now
Not anymore
It's nerfed
oh that one yeah that’s the cheapest i believe
Ye
Longfin goes slower around cayo now
Why do i feel that R* nerfed some of the cayo specially for the new update
my game just glitched out n said everyone “left” so i’m the only racer in the race
I'm pretty sure you just have to be more presise
still like the consistent and eaiser prep tho
I only done kosatka approach to get my lung capacity up 😂
Oh lol
:))
Defo easier
Sup
But sub prep is easy as I have act 2 100's of times
Ey
Heyo
It's the same layout
@weak flume do YOU have KIFFLOM outfit?
Yessir
Main conclusion: cayo had lots of aproaches
Very good.
K
Obviously
How long it takes to tip that guy
it’s be pretty cool if they added a “docks” area/property where u could store boats and the kosatka kinda like the bunker n moc or facility and avenger
What about in minutes?
Gud luck
Yep
About 10min
Let's say
I tipped him for 30min
Ok
Like 1.4k dollars
guys how do y'all win the wheel spin thing in the casino?
Cuz I didn't get the message
Damn you really wanted the golden robe
Yes
Luck
Imma continue hunting exotic export
just pure luck eh?
Just watch a video
Yes
And u can get it, there are methods
i just watched one of the video in yt... i just don't really believe what i just saw

You could use the good ol' alt f4 method or net unplugging

how do ik where the exotic export cars are
Idk never did them
it's spawn randomly??
just git gud :/
exactly
yeee
Kostaka approach is better than longfin
u just gotta get gudder
nice i need 4 more races n i can get the prize ride
just buy it 
Wait i realised the kosatka is st sale
Mhm
yep it is on sale
imma buy the calico tho
who knows how long till it’s a prize ride
and when it is i’ll just have 2

I eill try the cargo in 4 hours
its ezier
nice
Grinding to a mil was so hard at first now it feels like side quest to get it cus of cayo
cayo is the easiest shit
yeus
i can barely even do it anymore tho it’s so annoying
buys calico
Tgg next week: "the prize ride this week is the calico witch is one of the fastest cars in game and all you need is to get top 3 in 3 races"
bruh cayo is ez.... sometimes i just got bored and stick with the casino heist tho
Lol
the preps are so easy n they get done so quick but i just can’t fucking deal with them anymore it’s so repetitive
b2b glitch
||im prepared to get muted||
i can just sell the new one or keep it and have 2
i almost don’t wanna win the new prize ride
cause every time i mod a fucking tuner car it costs me like 800k at least
because of cayo
Lmao


I mean thats the gta we all know and have a love hate relationship
I mean thats the gta we all know and have a love hate relationship*
Yes
Only hate for some
just delete the game
guaranteed car spawns for vehicle warehouse 
Mabye spawn only at an exact time? 
No
Is official you f-ed up
L
Nvm
ur nasty
You say what
ig
Both look almost the same
but pancakes are still good
And you season the same
this was the worst race i’ve had
every single fucking cop and npc crashed straight into me
all of them
i fucking hate this game so much sometimes man

it’s never been this bad
rdo better 
i only have on mom :/
If you feel better i almost punched my monitor when i first got cargo griefed
do i/e ez
No stfu
just git gud
buy me pc pls
No

ok

:vibes:
💀
Can you do the b2b glitch on cayo solo?
Idek what it is
no, loner
do it with friends
oh wait
😩
you dont have any
Skip the setups
Oh
I was just gonna say i have no friends mf
Same
U read my mind
Same
Sad
no
Bruh all of them got banned
better to do cayo solo anyways
Friends are overrrated
there is a way with pc tho
Pc has everything
How u do dat
Modders.
B2b
replay glitch idoit
Exept montly subscription
Im just a low lvl who just bought kosokta
git gud
2 more
for?
?
Lol
Pluck?
No
replay gltich?
suks
Just said interested in
kinda the same
Ya
I didnt know
i hope not

First time?
Yeah
Actually playing the last mission now, chose option C
Should i give him spoilers?
Ye youre right
How about you get remaster
What
What 2
Yes
1 more
For me it was #💬┃gorilla-chat
For what?
Race
prize ride
Btw smg kills juggernaut
ur mom kills juggernaut
Can u stop talking about my mom
if u do the dirty w jug that kills him too
Let her rest in peace
ok vedanth
What
Why is allways about the dirty
yes
My mom is dead
he was talking about modders n shit
So I don't like talking about her
Ok
n i said “ur moms a modder”
Lol
n he reported me so they muted me for 5 minutes just to get him to shut up
n the reason for muting was “chill with ur bullying skills guys”
He blocked me coz I dmed him
lmaooo
Anyway it's kinda cringe including mom's in everything
did he leave the server
no it’s so hilarious it’s an epic burn
Depends
epic
Prize ride
Your welcome btw
What
Cringe
why do ppl pick fights when they’re doing fucking heist prep
This feeling of consciousness fading
Ure mum is a heist prep
Im half way in non existence
ur mom is prepping for me to do her rn
She's dead
K bye
U cant
F
i was standing still n he tried running me over with a fucking truck
so i blew up his truck cab
Ure mom is a cab
Lol
ur mom is in a cab on her way to come over so i can do her
Who is more annoying. Lester or KDJ
U cant unfortunately
Kdj
story mode lester is the best version of lester
Fact
Aparrently story mode is after online
Before gunrunning is before sm
After gunrunning after sm
i think lester talked to me in story mode about when he did a diamond heist
Yeah
well it wasn’t the diamond casino heist
true but he robbed something
that heist wasn’t even written when fuckin story mode was written
well yeah they robbed a jewelry store in story mode
I rember in gta on the radio in story mode u hear someone say they saw a ufo crash in the ocean
he also scored a chick when we finished 2 or 3 of approaches for diamond heist
And there is a ufo in the ocean
its ET
Also heard someone say trevor was suspicious of the government spying on him
And one of the 100% ufos in story mode spawns over trevors hanger
he did flushed a body down a toilet
Which has the lable “fib”
tell me how to hangup on english dave
Pause
ty
Go to the map is all u need to do
i tried killing dave in cayo
Same
lets just say he wasnt having it
Exactly what I said
British people dont do the accent alone
U can see Louis picture on gay Tony's table
Noob question, how do I move my toreador back to my kosatka? Accidentally drove into my auto shop with it
drive under ur sub
I did but I couldn’t find an entrance
go under and just drive through the length of ur sub until ur find it and hit right
Yes
Butt
no it’s in the middle
the butt is fucking propellers and a tail
No am good
Gluteus maximus
Anyways
steatopygia
I got it thanks
Pavel or that russian guy from bogdan
Pavel
Pavel
He can live in my sub rent free for his whole life
With the money he makes me its his
Btw is the sub for us or pavel
Send a picture of it to Pavel and he will say he spent a summer there
mostly pavel
I hear him saying my sub
ye
The 2.2 m is for us using it
Yes
His*
My bad
Mini Madrazo pays better than canadian government, yes?- pavel i think
pavel drank the tequila and landed the sub on the maze bank
Lol
Final update of GTA ONLINE before GTA 6. (probably in 2077)
R* presents
Saving the World | Part 276
Work with Everyone in Los Santos to take down big bad person (Again)
Yes
I wish a ufo would invade ls
In GTA we all are bad ppl
All the online players Unite to stop it
the big bad person is Lester
Lol
I hate lester he believed the russians/pavel was gonna destroy the world
fun fact: in some countries they put a worm in the bottom of a tequila bottle, the last person to take a shot has to drink it
Lester clones
Me and pavel are gonna shoot lester in the torpedo
why does lester take so much money of a heist and he doesn’t even use it for anything
Lester has become the man from all the hacking software. He's in 55 places at once damages you with his mouth lmao
Greedy little troll
He's lester
Lester is only alive cause he gets rid of the cops for me
and pavel just takes 30-50k hes a real man
lmao
fr
Wdym he can give me pregnant
Ide gladly give pavel a 90% cut
he even lets us ROB A WHOLE cartel drug lord island on our own
yes
any gender
he can give the pregnant
Kinda magical ngl
Every heist in a nutshell
Steal from big bad person(s) while being in even more ridiculous places
Should I buy the night shark
Yes
pavel ate red caviar in my sub
Smelly
i approve
Got it today, heard its good haven't tried it tho
the kosatka?
He can do whatever he want

Hes made over 200k what else is he gonna buy?
I only approve of pavel eating BEANS in my sub
Imagine being
Being what?
so he cant eat caviar?
Everyone here
No only BEANS
I wanna be a human being not a human doing
What's wrong with everyone here
I couldn’t keep that pace up if i tried
You have to pay to send a message into the server and now it will now charge you money directly
Fr?
u kidding
Why did I move here. I guess it was the (Insert not overused joke here)
Your money is taken our after every day since today
is cougars overused
I don't have money on the phone
Well
THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS
Oh no
Sorry had to do the DarkviperAI refrence
done
You will be sued
but there are in trevors backyards
Anyway s
ANYWAYS?
i killed rubio with pistol perico
your going to prison
Yes
!!!
matto is an orange
there are wives in trunks tho
@amber maple I guess it was the @placid monolith Protection (That people belive I am in lel)
got da free car
How to trigger dark viper:
Michael was not in witness
Ure mom is a free car I ride her for free
this guard legit didnt wanna die
he was actually and amanda was one of the hostages in the bank robbery
man screw cayo guards
God why do the madrazo's get weirder with every update
if u ride her that means u like the feel of penis
trevor and mom madrazo
however ur mom does ride me
picture leak in ending of madrazo's files
Lol
yep and the first cutscene in the music locker with mrs madrazo being drunk u know
If you do cayo once do you have to scout again if you replay?
is a super yacht worth
you need to go to com tower and see what you get in the vault
It makes money
yes
Thinking about it has anyone been in the music locker other than the first cutscene?
Ah
ye like 10k each 30 mins
you dont need to scout out drainageee
pretty good
Yes
Im guessing like every setup too?
Make it like intal d
whats that the monkey got
Even moodyman's "getting paid" is better than that
is ruiner 2000 worth?
Yes
Im tryna setup cayo for my first time and im wondering whats the best entry and exit for solo?
Everything above 5m is worth it
Drainage tunnel
dranige best for entry
For entrance
scramjet but remove boost and add parachute
alr got one and i like it with boost it makes it fun
rags to riches solo ep 1-3
Lol
So is there only entrances to scout?
go into a the cayo or casino chat and ask for people who r doing it and join them
For the ppl who comes here asking how to make money there is something called YouTube
rags to riches solo tgg but that gon take a few days oor week to make enough for sub
@wintry heron
And when you replay do you have to scout entrances?
i would help but im xbox
no scouting entrances 1 time thing you dont gotta rescout them
Seriously tho, do check out rags to riches by the MANNNNNNN himself TGG and to get going become an accosiate and do some headhunters
There is cross
Ah nice
Learning what?
need 1 experienced casino player for sns pc
Theres cross?
go to youtube and type rags to riches solo
we all just saying rags to riches
nah just delete gta and try get some refund
just go rob shops like 1k times and youll make a mill thats the best way
since theyre 2x too
i bought the toreador just cuz it was on sale……but its kinda fun to drive tho
no no, it is needed
it can boost in water
deluxo better should have saved up but congrats
Wrong
i still got enough tho lol
@mossy zephyr toreador is better in every aspect
Name one 1 thing that gta online players have never said........
Wow I wish I was playing RDR2
my opinion
yeah i can
K
and deluxo is also slow
if you refund the game first tho
As u can see he's on Xbox
just follow the damn train
@wintry heron wanna make money fast go on tiktok search up gta money glitches all are real and work
or Rags tor iches
But CJ hates gravity. He can't physicly get on the train. Gravity dosen't exsist for him
no wonder
rags tor iches sounds like something on spanish
Glitches are cap
they are fake
reporting @wintry heron rn for money glitches
bett


done the report!!!
i swear just go to rags to riches solo edition
finally
same
im unmuted
I wish I grew up with san andreas and not gta V 😦
Hi
hello
hey hottie
hey cutie
its on youtube copy and paste this Rags to Riches solo TGG
😫
what u tired of?
sorry he has been banned!!!!!
Bruh
cougars?
@wintry heron how did u end up here?
cream
witness protection???
nobody was ever in witness protection
Amanda in prologue???
shush
or as somebody esle said on the lfg cayo
Well yes but no
can help in big heist not like flecca and stuff
did it had a monkey mask in gta 5?
yes ik its a joke lmao
GOOD
Wdym
why would I belive anything that has come off of MR boss FTW stinky tongue
i told u go on tiktok and do money glitches that how i got my yacht
what was lilith’s discord
@wintry heron
@mossy zephyr he is banned
that was by tgg im sure
why
what
@wintry heron I guess u gotta do the same
Yes
11/10 roast
@wintry heron ur so basic naruto fan
i cAN V
It's like a baby who newly knew how to talk
ur mom is a lil roastie in bed
i was kidding didnt you say you were going or sum
lies
So ppl dunno how to roast and be like ure mom
alright modding the new car cost me 650k
now to buy the calico n mod that too
Listen just dm tom I'll give u some cayos
embed fail
sad times
Ure nub
u aint got image perm bruh
how u get the perm
Leveling up
ah nah fuck that
levelling up, patreon, boosting or channel member
to much effort
Will I get perms?
boosting makes you respected instantly
Wtf
happened to me
bs
I boosted
das BULLSHIT
and now
ok now it’s time to buy the calico
i am channel member
If i scout drainage tunnel do i only need to scout the stuff inside the compound for secondary targets on cayo?
zoomy zoom
yup
No i havent whoevers comment got deleted chill
have u ever done cayo
No
check yt
Im asking a simple question
self promo 100
ok i did it
Its literally a yes or no question
1.5 to 40k in 5 seconds
you dont need to scan out secondary targets outside the compound
u can just go to them
during finale
Ok thank you
@high wind if you scout drainage tunnel it stays permanently but every gather intel you will have to search through cameras to find the primary
scope out drainage tunnel tho
Yeah i heard thats the best
💯
And now to look up the location
@tender plover can I boost without nitro?
yes
Noice
drainage and scope the gold and then in #🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4 ask for a grabber and give em 15% of the cut
i think so but its then bad
Im tryna do solo :p
Y
since you can become a channel member for like the same price
and be on the youtube
booster due to money
Lol
members jave no money
Do i make more money if i ask for a grabber?
when its your first time get someone
so yk what to do
Ok
then do it again solo
the whole heist takes and hour
cao
Setups and everything
cap
ANYONE casino pc?
cap
Sheeeeesh
ANYONE casino pc?
i do heist in 30-45 mins
im saying max
im pc so #💻〢casino-lfg-pc
U got the point
no 👍
K
gtg sleep peace
@mossy zephyr where u live
Middle east probably
uae
need to ogo eat then go sleep
Yea
Anybody got a ss of drainage location on the map?
search on google
its there for a reason
Bru
Im on phone
Why do people complicate things here
😭
"ratio"
K
the da classic actually looks nice
@mossy zephyr why did I move here?
lmfaooo
Just answer
U have to say I guess it's the weather smh

no
wrong gt
@rotund pawn join me
yeah lil loner x
It's actually Übermacht
not wrong
fixed it
Good.
after buying 1 tuner car, getting one for free, and modding both, it has cost me 3 mil



Everyone listen! From now on send every car you want to customize off of the internet to your auto shop, it's upgrades are cheaper then anywhere else
I'm letting others know so they can save cash
i've been doing that since update came out cuz im too lazy to ride to ls customs or ls carmeet
I know
you also get classic colors for free
Torador, kosaka and nightshark
I bought the nightshark today
i just mod at the car meet so i get lscm rp
u get rp for modding there
n the discount barely matters u still spend hundreds of thousands
i spent like 700k modding there and that was on the shitty warrener
Same
Okay so the CEO office (Maze Bank one is actually free), I did the Revolver headshots 250 K and the kills with the axe also 250K, how can I earn more money need about 500 K for the Kosatka submarine
It's a collector's item not a show car
They are rare!
You have more chance to get the wheel then the 10 in a day
i/e 
Huh
do vip work, headhunter and sightseer
Lom bank is free CEO
Wrong
They have 100 spawn locations
As soon as you get in the exotic export
The next one spawns.
You said you checked twice
Yep I’m doing them but are there any other ways to make even more koney then that ?
Oooo
Either did I miss one or I didn't see one
BUT
The 2nd part is impossible
Once you get the blue dot it stays forever
Transport?
Wym
I ment to reply this
Huh
So not seeing it is not an option
I saw an exoric car spawn at the location you drop off
I understand
No way to disable it
actually another can spawn while ur delivering one
ohh thought u said after delivery
I have seen that
Ok restarted my game
Now getting my pyro
And now taking this route
Will be fun 🙂
i got like 2.2 bars left to hit rank 45 w lscm
bro
u have sent that route so many times
wtf
“on call host”
first time i’ve seen that
mine got messed up, not single spawn
I wish I could do it, 100k per car if you do all 10
Got it
I haven't seen it when I got it
But I've seen it 1min later
Ayy the Cheburek
ur pfp is so cringe

What should I buy with 3 million?
Nothing
kosatka
How much does nothing cost?
That’s how I got my 3 million lol
3.001mil
69 mil
Preps are hard lmao I tried on PS4 and almost died lmao
its profitable too
the prep is easy imo
your choicr
*choice
Because you probably had like the best warstock cars

Bro
Most you need is a MK2 and a kuruma for the preps
💀
jokes on you i do the prep with my my boy kuruma 💀
no i’ve always thought it was cringe as fuck

ppl who wear those hoodies are already dumb n u just have it as a pfp
yeah
n it’s also holding a towel look how cute it is
Ye nah
it’s a baby monke that’s dope
No


Next exotic export here we go
@ mod
No I said racist monke cool
But that was autocorrect
From big
Ask android not me
how does big autocorrect to racist
why not vehicle warehouse is double money this week 😩
bruh not week
3 months ago
i guess im gonna deliver 10 exxotic exports for a week
then easy money
Spent 15.8 mil on cars and now I have 4.9 mil 


Guys how do i change cut on og heist
Can someone help me get in bad sport?
no
uh just like normal heist?
Want to see how it feel don’t mind being in it lol




